Darting action is back for 2016 with the World Championship quarter finals from the Ally Pally. Following MVG’s exit from the tournament on Tuesday, Taylel continued on his downward career spiral on Wednesday evening as Jelle Klaasen rallied to eliminate the Potteries pervert in a seventh-set decider. The final session of L16 action also gave us a match every bit as intense as Barney’s triumph over MVG, with Chizzy & Peter Wright playing out an Ally Pally classic. Gando now finds himself tournament favourite, with Snackpot close behind, and the form book would indicate that the finalists will come from the winner of their quarter final ties with James Wade & Peter Wright respectively. However, if this tournament has taught us anything, it’s that the form book is about as useful to us as an ‘ages 9+’ storybook is to Dave Chisnall. As a case in point, today’s afternoon session begins with the unlikeliest of QFs, as Alan Norris takes on newly-certified Taylel remover Jelle Klaasen. The afternoon concludes with Gando v Wade, before we return in the evening for Barney’s tie with Michael Smith. The outcome of this one will likely hinge on the answer to two questions: Did Barney’s defeat of MVG take all the strength out of him? And is Blubber capable of putting some effort into two consecutive matches? One thing is for sure, if Smith wins he is almost certain of getting a PL place next year. Completing the quarter final stage, Snackpot meets Snakeshite in the last match of the day. Coverage of the afternoon session begins at 13:00GMT on SSD/SS2, with the evening session from 19:30 on SSD/SS1.
Afternoon session (13:00 - best of 9 sets)
>Alan Norris v Jelle Klaasen
Klaasen won 5-4
>Gary Anderson v James Wade
Anderson won 5-1
>Evening session (19:30 - best of 9 sets)
Raymond van Barneveld v Michael Smith
Adrian Lewis v Peter Wright
no
back to old thread
BARNEY TIME
>>64596877
>Kebab in my /180/
GTFO
Barney started also weak against MVG, he got this
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aw fuck dat 104
BARNEY IS ON IT MOTHERFUCKER
>Kebab /180/
you can't emulate OP's based writeups, don't even try.
Barney pls remove blubber
BARNEY ARMY
Dutchlanders seem like pretty cool goys
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>>64596933
>implying no kebab in your mom's vajin right now
fuck off mohammad
>>64596962
He didnt, so he copy-pasted it
>121
121 again
>le repeatedly take out 121 man
BLUBBER BOY BEING TROLLED HARD
BARNEY IS IN THE ZONE
Again 121
ONE TWENTY FUCKIN ONE
121
121
121
121
ALWAYS
121
Blubber is going to dream of 121 tonight. In the future, he will have a breakdown when his opponent is on 121.
>le 121 man
>>64596933
Mensur pls
Le Fat Man is S H A K I N G
YA YA YA YA YA YA
BLUBBER BOY BTFO
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
GOAT
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>BE 3-0 UP
>LOSE THREE STRAIGHT SETS
>MICHAEL "BLUBBY BOY" SMITH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FUCK OFF LARD LAD
3 ON THE TROT
>Smith getting flustered
I was so ready to resign this match
YEEEEEEES
\o/ BARNEY THREE-PEAT \o/
>3-0 back to 3-3?
Psh, nothing personal kid
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Was the bottling Barney we all knew replaced by reptilians or something?
I just woke up and you guys can't be seriously telling me that Smith was up 3-0
BARNEY WILL NEVER EVER NOT CHECKOUT A 121 AGAIN IN THIS MATCH
I hope he ends the match with a 121 checkout just to troll blubberboy to eternity
>singing the speedjobber theme
these fucking mongs, jesus christ
nederland online streams?
>this crowd
Why is it so hard for them to sing something relevant?
>we only know 5 chants
God this crowd is shit
>vinny's song in a barny match
wut
>>64597089
stream2watch
Blubbblubblubb
>blubber
>>64597100>>64597100
it's also wright's chant
>lard lad close to tears
>>64597071
I seriously thought he'd intentionally drop the 3rd dart a few seconds ago while being on 121, just to troll Blubber.
Smith will need another new pair of trousers because he's FUCKING SHIT THESE
>blubby bull
>>64597122
It's still originally Vincent's song. Creative PDC crowds started using it for Wright a few years ago.
121 again.
\o/
>121 again
>doesn't hit it
THE
ABSOLUTE
MADMAN
>He's left 121 again
>tfw the sugar kicks in
barney is back boys
Missing 121.. Bad omen guys
>>64597133
Thought so too, he looked like he was thinking about it for a second
![o-NIGEL-FARAGE-LAUGHING-facebook[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/J5dKfoU.jpg "o-NIGEL-FARAGE-LAUGHING-facebook[1].jpg")
>mfw Barney let Diabeetus win those three sets just so he could break his heart and make him comfort eat his way to a ice cream overdose
![southpark_tearlick[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/gdYmWfx.gif "southpark_tearlick[1].gif")
>>64597131
Delicious Lard tears!
\o/ BREAK! AGAIN! \o/
>>64597096
What songs would you sing?
Take out the first few legs and Barney has a goat finishing doesn't he?
>>64597096
Still know more than Chelsea fans
>>64597116
thank you
>25
>Blubber
>25 SCORED
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>"What on earth is Michael Smith thinking?"
"I fancy a kebab"
>>64597180
Pretty sure he averaging over 50% in the last 2 sets
>25
laugh at di fat mon
> toure chants
absolute shit
>4-3 4-3 4-3 4-3 4-3 4-3 4-3 4-3 4-3 4-3 4-3 4-3 4-3 4-3 4-3 4-3
Oh god that 25
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS GAME
>>64597174
I GAVE HIS MUM A LENGTH
HE'S GOT NO MENTAL STRENGTH
MICHAEL SMITH
MICHAEL SMITH
>BE 3-0 UP
>IN TOTAL CONTROL
>THEN LOSE 4 STRAIGHT SETS
>MICHAEL "BLUBBY BOY" SMITH
C H O K E
O F
T H E
Y E A R
BARNEY
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barney is going to win 5 straight sets to win it all isn't he?
git gud, Blubber.
>German TV
BARNEY! HOW CAN ONE MAN BE SO BASED?
Barney gonna win 5 sets in a row.
>>64597244
>>64597250
yus \o/
Coincidentally 25 is also his favourite dish from his local Indian
Why is darts so based?
BARNEY
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>>64597274
What the fuck.
What is it with these players that can throw a ton of 180s but are overall no better than well rounded players?
>>64597274
I feel your pain, bro. Imagine an event in Germany, and drunk idiots actually singing this shit.
>>64597295
>>64597295
Because it's a 90% mental game that can switch momentum anytime
>>64597307
its like these freestyle footballers who can do amazing tricks and have really good ball control, they just don't quite cut it at the overall game.
>>64597307
You can practise lobbing at the T20 all day, but for the doubles you need some innate bottle.
>>64597274
What happend?
>>64597315
At least no one will understand it. Except the dutch players. Which is like 50%. Welp.
>>64597274
was passiert man
>BARNEY HAS WON 12 OF THE LAST 14 LEGS
>BLUBBER
>>64597307
Autistic focus on one part of the board<Autistic focus on all of the board
Like I can't fathom hitting a double 8 with that accuracy.
>>64597289
I thought it was 121. That needs a photoshop with blubber looking at a menu card and seeing menu 121, and it says something like "Sweet finish, dutch dressing, served ice cold"
Got to fancy Barney from here, even at the beginning of the set. Although he's known to fold under pressure (see diabeetus chart), it doesnt seem to effect him so much at the Worlds imo and he's known to put in spurts of form and stay in contention, whereas Smith doesnt have anything like the experience and it seems to be the main thing keeping him from getting to the latter stages of tournaments, its written all over his face - lad just doesnt have that killer instinct and loses his way when the going gets tough and his form dips.
>>64597274
It wasn't that horrible
>>64597274
wat
>>64597335
>>64597348
They just featured a really cheesy darts fan song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Of18Tre9pog
>>64597357
Right now 121 is probably a salad
>He looked so deflated
Well I wouldn't quite put it that way
>>64597348
>>64597378
>>64597335
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Of18Tre9pog
>>64597307
they can throw well at the triple 20/19 due to overall training hard and muscle memory. Yet they don't have the same prowess when it comes to finishing. Barney is experienced and knows where and when to hurt the opponent. Although usually when it's 3-0, it's over
>120
>>64597335
>>64597348
They invented a ridicolously stupid darts song, Mallorca-sangria-shitface-style, and they will try to force it down our throuats erry time from now on.
>break
>140
IT'S TIME TO PANIC LADS
It's ogre
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>>64597395
>blubber break
them barney nails
Barney being kind what a gent
ids habbenign
>2-0 to Smith
>potentially deciding set
DON'T FAIL US NOW BARNEY
Here we go lads
or not
>2-0 to Smith
>Barney attempts 9 darter
>Smith falls to pieces
Jesus.
Smith is uncomfortable to look at, mouthbreathing troll.
Looking like a 9 setter. I like it. barney win with a 121 checkout pls
These failed 9-dart attempts feel worse than a missed penalty of your favourite club
FINAL SET DECIDER
PREPARE YOUR ANUS
>>64597505
He's repulsive
Jesus guys, these matches the last week have been brilliant fun.
>>64597307
I can hit double 19 around 30% of the time. Any other specific shot is around 10%.
Depends what you practice.
We final set now
Had a cheeky 20 on smith to win, barney gonna choke.
>>64597537
>double 19
Why
>>64597537
>I can hit double 19 around 30% of the time. Any other specific shot is around 10%.
30% is quite good, m8. But why 19's?
oh god no
...Barney is gonna choke isn't he?
>>64597562
I-I meant triple 19.
Its 5am, sorry. Though I'm not too bad at double 19 either.
And now Barney's decided to choke.
Fucking wonderful.
oh god, someone get barney some insulin, stat!
Fuck, Barney's choking lads
*Insulin dropping to critical levels*
The choke is real
>Broney
You fucking Dutch prick, Raymond.
FUCK OFF BLUBBER YOU DISGUSTING SOB
>>64597573
Why are some doubles easier to hit? Whats wrong with D19?
'no'
fug
>>64597573
I'm 5'4 so it makes more sense for me to aim for the lower part of the dart board opposed to the higher part.
Aiming for 20 would require the dart to fly a fair bit further and therefore greater variance in where it lands, so I settle with 19s.
Oh dear. That'll have smarted.
NOOOOOOOOO
FUCKING SHIT
His smile and optimism, gone
>Raymond van Jobberveld
What the fuck is he playing at?
DAT CHOKE
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
looooooooooooool
\o/
Hurry channel
>>64597621
We are world famous chokers in sports
Barney..... You aboslute choker
>magnets
WHAT THE FUCK
>>64597624
When you hit inside D19, you're left with 19, which you can't check. You need anouther dart to set up, for example, 16 for D8. Better settle for 40 or 32, because they play out nicely, even when you miss.
Why knock out MVG only to job to this fat bastard. Knew this shit would happen.
>>64597624
Not easier, just awkward if you miss and hit fat 19 as that leaves you on an odd number.
The best doubles are 20 and 16.
fuck, both hit the flight
>141
>fat 5
BRAVO BARNEY
>>64597632
A-are you a grill?
DAT 96 TO SAVE IT!
WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO US BARNEY
WHY
my heart
FUCKING BARNEY I CANT TAKE THIS
\o/
YEEEEEEEES
WHY DID WE EVER DOUBT HIM
DAT KEY D8
CLUTCH
AS
FUCK
MON BARNEY
>>64597669
>>64597676
Makes sense, thanks lads
>>64597682
Nope. Just a lonely manlet.
>121
BARNEY WILL WIN THIS TO TROLL BULLY BOY INSANELY
ITS WRITTEN IN THE STARS
121
2
1
Getting flashbacks about pedo v caravan.
>121 Barney.
121
121
121
KLAAS JAN
>121
SNICKERS LEVEL DECREASING! GIVE MORE POWER TO BARNEY!
\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/
IT'S TIE BREAK TIME BABY
NOW IT'S TIME
TO
PREPARE
YOUR
AUS
CLUTCH AS FUCK
>this match
Raymond pls
EXTRA LEGS
DIS GAME
Parkinsons level increasing
D8
D8
Lovin' that barney
fuggg
dis match
>leaving 121
>121
121
121
2
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>121
>MISSED IT
OH YOU
121 incoming
GET THE HEART MEDICINE
oh boy lads
121
121
121
Oi m8.. R8 my d8
121
2
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COME ON BARNEY LAD, ONE MORE SON
BREAK ACHIEVED
COME OOOOOOOON
YES! FUCKING YES, BARNEY GOAT!
Who /barneyarmy/ here?
B A R N E Y
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MON BARNEH
BARNEY!!!!!!!!
BARNEYYYYYYYY OOHHHH WAAT DOEN JE MET MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE??!!?!?!
>my hands are sweating too much
thanks for telling us
BARNEY'S BROKEN
IT
IS
HAPPENING
I really really really really really want barney to win this match
C'mon Barney!
THINK NON DUTCH THOUGHTS, BARNEY
WHO GONNA CHOKE FIRST
BLUBBER IS FINISHED
BARNEY ARMY
LEND BARNEY YOUR INSULIN
\o/
>at keast a treble
>4
>LARD LAD >LARD LAD >LARD LAD >LARD LAD >LARD LAD >LARD LAD >LARD LAD >LARD LAD >LARD LAD >LARD LAD >LARD LAD >LARD LAD >LARD LAD >LARD LAD >LARD LAD >LARD LAD >LARD LAD >LARD LAD >LARD LAD >LARD LAD >LARD LAD >LARD LAD >LARD LAD >LARD LAD >LARD LAD >LARD LAD >LARD LAD >LARD LAD >LARD LAD >LARD LAD >LARD LAD
OPA
P
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>BLUBBER
HOW CAN ONE MAN BE SO GOAT
THANK YOU
I NEVER DOUBTED YOU
BASED BARNEY
BLUBBER CHOKE !!
BASED
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EAT SHIT YOU GREY TROUSER WEARING FAT CUNT
THAT FUCKING BASED CELEBRATION
HAVE A BABY WITH ME BARNEY
Good match
lel
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
Barney having a heart attack!
MOM'S SPAGHETTI
oh my god please someone gif that smoke coming out of Barney
YESSSSSSSSS
WOW
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BARNEY ARMY
BARNEY ARMY
BARNEY
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OPA!!!!!
MAGNETS
BARNEY ARMY
THE FLIGHT OF JUSTICE DEFLECTS BLUBBERS DART INTO SINGLE 4!
BASED FLIGHT!
BLUBBER BTFO
Klaas-Jan Huntelaar Klaas-Jan Huntelaar Klaas-Jan Huntelaar Klaas-Jan Huntelaar Klaas-Jan Huntelaar Klaas-Jan Huntelaar Klaas-Jan Huntelaar Klaas-Jan Huntelaar Klaas-Jan Huntelaar Klaas-Jan Huntelaar Klaas-Jan Huntelaar Klaas-Jan Huntelaar Klaas-Jan Huntelaar Klaas-Jan Huntelaar Klaas-Jan Huntelaar Klaas-Jan Huntelaar Klaas-Jan Huntelaar Klaas-Jan Huntelaar
LARD LAD IS FINISHED
