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New Year, New Bets edition
>In Gooz We Trust sub-edition
Prev' bread: >>64573055
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>9mins of extra time
#IN for Gooz UFC tips
need a background check on the aussie fix cunt
>2 IPs
Gooz without his trip zzzzzz
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no there's no dandruff
2.30 Fairview SA
PEPE E/W
Reason: It's a meme
>>64591440
>getting the punctuation wrong and number of 'no's wrong
Lad..
Qalali being carried in Asia?
>>64591446
>counting the no's
Thought I could get away with guessing them.
Klassen to win is at 2.00 atm he wont bottle it chuck norris will
Who else /dartsallday/ here?
>>64591453
It's 2, 4, 4, 2
>>64591459
Whats the bet? Feeling lucky for some lotto
>>64591445
BOOM
Tears for not following the meme
>>64591459
Lewis most 180s is at 1.57
>>64591471
Michael Smith
Crusaders SW in the Northern Ireland league @2.4 is worth a value punt lads!
Cheeky small O2.5g on Portadown v Ballymena Utd, Cliftonville v Warrenpoint Town & Coleraine v Ballinamallard Utd tbph!
>>64591498
Why is it value?
>>64591479
Absolutely Based
>>64591504
>In Gooz we trust :^)
>>64591504
Just filter him, the real bet is Bangor +0.25 from 0-2. Llandudno don't have the strongest team out and Bangor deservedly beat them away a few days ago, they're the meme team of Wales and the meme ends today.
>>64591537
>being this shit of a trip
Sorry the last few SA horse bets have been duds, but hopefully this made up for it :)
>>64591537
Must feel bad that everyone hates you. I know you'll just meme but you must have started tripping here with the intention of becoming popular and once you realised you weren't shrewd enough you resort to shitposting. Please have sex too.
>>64591539
Reminder:
>>64591309
>>64591566
I don't really care about anyone's opinion friend, but those feeding the fire aren't exactly proving themselves anyway, i'll just keep making new threads and posting UFC tips every time i can and just share the little bets too, no one is forcing you or anyone else to pay attention to an opinion or statement on a weaboo message forum are they? :^)
>>64591580
Cheers mate, just put the stepson's birthday money on it @16
First fix of 2016 incoming
>>64591455
and thats a win
k l a a s e n
>>64591655
>throwing away a 100 quid for a meme
>>64591655
on
>>64591695
as they say, the right thing's on the wall my friend :-)
>>64591655
Confused now - Bangor are, allegedly, going to win 2-0 down, or is this pre-match?
On Ferrer to win, he's playing like it means something, Nadal getting tired.
lel, haversford were on a +0.5 and playing like a 1.5 favourite
need a goal in the manama match like A I R
>>64591695
I live for the memes lid
>>64591716
Correct, the match is a 2/1 fix. It's even being discussed on Blogabet where all the professionals hang out.
Bruins o2.5 team goals vs Montreal. For whatever reason their team overs is better odds than Montreal's yet they are favored ML on bovada/bodog. The ML isn't a bad bet either.
>>64591715
>>64591756
Fine, just put a crisp tenner on myself, leggo
http://www.s4c.cymru/clic/e_live.shtml
Stream here, teams clearly just waiting for HT then Bangor will get 3 2nd half
>Airbus is fixed for 1/2
ALWAYS bet on the Gooz :^)
333333
>>64591798
>0-3
Surely its a fix.
>>64591819
They must want better odds
>>64591777
cursed trips of ye olde' penny punter, atleast we burned our tenners together
>>64591826
Surely.
Rebacking Bangor city, there's no way someone would lie online about a fix
airbus and bangor like A I R
Gonna stick a lucky £1 coin on Bang [email protected] for luck, chaps
>>64591829
Don't worry, they're just boosting up the odds some more.
>>64591870
does le danger man have his hands in this? other bookies around 30 2bh, wish i wasnt limited on coral
>>64591881
BF exchange 150
got a stiffy lads
Lols
>>64591580
>(You)
bang whores from bangkok to bangor
Only jan 1st and people are falling for the "fix"
What a gullible bunch of slugs
>>64592076
Indeed.
>trusting a delirious aussie to ID Welsh fixes
>>64592076
starting to think maybe lay all "fix"es
>>64592076
>>64592091
zzzzzzzzzz imagine being this much of a dullard
>>64592076
you mean there are actual people who thought it was a fix because an australian anon posted about it? sickening thought, i presumed everyone's tenners were motivated by rigorous research
>>64592100
Sorry you lost your grubby fiver kid
>Euan hasnt been seen today yet
must have been a HUGE night out
>>64591550
Did you genuinely just bet on this because it shares a name with a popular meme?
Is it too late to say sorry now lads?
>>64591655
pmsl
>>64592154
I'm missing more than just your body
>>64591548
>>64592154
>(You)
>>64592158
Worth it for the memeing
bangor like air
>>64592172
not same anon
>>64592148
Nah, follow SA racing for about a year and a half now. I admit it was a long shot, so I advised E/W but it came through.
Just very careful around tipping horses here because if it's not a flatanon tip people lose their shit if it loses. People prefer an obscure football @1.85 AH to a large field horse race (and understandably) but not for me desu
No lotto college bowl bets?
>>64592539
Northwestern +9.5
Florida Michigan O40.5
>this flag
>this opinion
whats going on with that Kuwaitti prem league game? Surely a fix!
Right now I'm considering to get back with an old cheeky method I used in 2013...
Betting my farm on 1.10 odds to make some monthly money, what do you guys think?
Losing feels better than doubting yourself and only winning £40 instead of £1140.
>>64592571
I think you're a moron.
>>64592599
Disagree. Example that Jewish slags game last night I made much less than I could have but would have been more annoyed if I had finished the year with a losing bet.
>>64592571
>Betting my farm
You'll last about a day. Two tops.
Now if you're having something like 10% of your farm on 1.10 shots who should be 1.05 then you'll do much better. Obviously when you're backing underpriced 1.10 shots then you're gonna have a bad time.
I'm on u42 in Michigan/Florida. Guess you can take u40.5 which is one touchdown less you can afford. And on Stanford u31.
>>64592571
I remember you. ;)
haven't won a bet all year
>>64592720
I've won 16 so far with no losses...
Then again, I just lay longshots and try to stay burn free for long enough to make 150% profit before banking two thirds of the profit and starting again.
>tfw 364 more days this year with no gf
Will Northwestern score any points today? (I don't know.)
>>64592793
she looks like her waterbottle
medium on raja @2.50 t b h
>>64592793
Too thick for me.
>bookies STILL havent priced up Colts/Titans
zzzzzzzzzz
Steelers/Colts double is basically free money. Both their opponents are losing on purpose for the firs draft pick.
Can't deal with this hangover boys. Anyone got a remedy that actually works?
>>64592971
>not drinking water before you slept
prevention is better than cure my friend
>>64592959
>trusting Josh Freeman
No thanks
>>64592959
YOU PLAY TO WIN THE GAME
O
U
P
L
A
Y
T
O
W
I
N
T
H
E
G
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so Florida looked like absolute dogshit last time around
That being said, they were playing Bama
Hmmmmmm
>>64592971
bacon sandwich
>>64592998
put me at QB and the Colts would still win, Titans blatantly threw the game vs. Texans last week, this wont be any different
>>64592971
Read some long ass article a little while ago about hangover cures, let me summarise it for you
>Many rumoured hangover cures have very, very slight benefits but none are cures
>The only true cure is prevention by not drinking to excess to begin with
It was truly a terrible article but desu its probably right, you can drink as much water now or before you went to bed, have as many greasy fry ups as you like and take a little hair of the dog now but virtually guarantee they will do little or nothing for you.
>>64593003
imo Florida have the best defense in the country. Michigan also have a great defense though so I'm not sure if they can win.
>>64592971
gless check of irn bru and a roll and sausage
>Bet unders
>Tennessee starts to rip Northwestern apart right after
ZZZzzzz
>>64593036
That's not true at all.
It is literally caused by dehydration of the brain because of the alcohol. Drinking a glass/bottle of water will reduce the hangover considerably.
reminder that Forest Green v Torquay is a 2/1 fix
Think it's time to get some UFC research for tomorrows card on the go :^)
Guarantee there will be a 2/1 fix on the undercard.
>>64593063
What you've just said is bullshit
>Although dehydration might contribute to symptoms like headaches or dry mouth, research shows that low hydration isn't a major cause of hangovers.
>Your liver turns alcohol into a chemical called acetyaldehyde, which is very toxic. It gets broken down too, but if it happens too slowly it makes you feel ill.
>>64593042
Florida's offense is pretty bad though, especially for an $EC school
>>64593102
I know pity they don't have any elite skill players either.
>>64593176
>>64593102
>>64593042
to be honest family I'm thinking something conservative like mishitigan -2 and u42
>>64593204
>>64593176
I've got Northwestern +8, Michigan -4, and o69 in the Ole Piss game
drinking alcohol is -ev
>>64593291
true
>>64593291
Unless it's proper liquor and not shit you find on tap or in corner shops.
>>64593377
proper liquor is usually priced correctly though, i find there's a lot of value in wine every once in a while
>>64593408
>>64593408
agreed the price fixing in wine is unreal
seriously concerned about euan's whereabouts
>Florida
T E N +
Why did Kiryat Get bets get voided? Read the email at half 6, went mental, and told some slag to fuck off because she kept asking what was wrong.
who /trump/ here
>>64593519
EUAN
U
A
N
Also the game finished a few minutes early around 86 I believe so that might be it.
>5 scoring drives in a row since getting on unders
Can't win a bet.
>>64593519
>not a unique IP
>>64593582
Yes he is.
Value up and down this card lads
>the QB intended to throw the ball past the line of scrimmage but it slipped out of his hand
He probably intended to complete the pass, still should've been grounding
>Michigan and Florida defenses non existent
Can't win a bet.
>You will never be an american college football player
>>64594752
Just die in my sleep already
>>64593055
Part of glasgow you from bro?
>>64594752
>you will never grow up in small town Georgia becoming a humble All American at baseball and football
>>64594866
West end m8
>>64594932
>you will never have a cheerleader gf give you a kiss after you win the big game
>>64593524
Lighting money on fire, m8. Even if he wins the nomination he'll never beat the Dems
Got other bets in place, will update tomorrow after weigh-ins/lines change.
>>64595231
do you put the same amount on each of these?
>>64595395
Singles are medium-large - dont bet on all of them though. I bet small on some parleys/accas though.
In-play is pretty good, Brandao R1 KO @8.00 is worth a little small punt.
>Planet fitness commercial
>America
on my knees for several goals in the bruins game
>>64595456
What do you think about Duffy + Stipe double
>>64595785
Not all Americans are fatties you know
>>64595785
There is a planet fitness close to where I live.
>Visit it to see if it's a nice place to signup.
>See a sign "Tuesday is pizza night."
Noped right out of there.
>>64596084
>See a sign "Tuesday is pizza night."
Can't let your body go into catabolic state
>>64596084
their business model is genius desu
>this skedge
might as well go back into an alcohol induced coma
>>64596281
Tell me about it just sent a snapcat to my mum explaining how the skedge has been awful in the last few weeks and that's why i can't take her to the after christmas sale this year. It won't go down well.
>>64596462
is she fit? I know those scandi moms take care of themselves
>>64596462
>sweden missed Euan's WORLD jewish slags bets
lotto lotto shite
Anyone lumping on the rest of the favorites for the rest of cfb today (stanford/ole miss)?
Shame I overslept from hearing too many fireworks, would've been the easiest accy ever
Euan "Judge" Park.
>>64596711
Cashed out any CFB bets I had left open and smacked it all on Oregon. Only good bet left tbqh.
small on Barney to win in darts in play now @ 3.00 smith is starting to shake a little barney has warmed up
Ajaccio -2 is getting CUNTED tomorrow tbqh
barney army
>explaining to girl about how i bet and why i make money cause she was explaining that her dad does it but always loses
>shes actually interested and asking me more questions
shall i link her to the thread lads?
TEARS at anyone not on Smith to get most 180s
>>64596816
it's all just a ploy
the right way is to charge her dad after stealing tips from here
>>64596816
L-let me first comb my hair anon!
>>64596866
why are you typing with a stutter you fucking freak
>>64596816
NEVER REVEAL YOUR POWER LEVEL
>>64596900
Please have sex.
Darts is so much like Tennis swings all over the place
>>64596900
Wow rude.
>>64596928
zzzzz such a boring little dullard, can tell you never get any pmsl
>>64596952
I think its easier to judge though its not like the underdog is gunna get tired its more form on the night
>2016 and still using old withered out 2015 memes
Market priced a lot of momentum into RVB, sure to swing back
>>64597024
been out shagging all day mate
>Harbaugh likes big guys
4u
>>64597082
>tfw will never be as dank as you
No excuses for still being a virgin in 2016 with all the technology available.
>swerved on rabat and put a small on marrakech dnb when i felt the odds didn't reflect the change of game flow
>cashed out for about 90% of the small and re-backed rabat after about 5 minutes of pressure
>goal 10 seconds after
like controlling puppets
>>64597233
you can't lose your virginity to a robot anon
>>64596116
Shut up Henning
http://strawpoll.me/6422785
Well, /bet/?
>>64597368
>took o0.5 @ 3 a minute before the goal
POTTERY
>>64597423
not yet but we're only a few years away at this point
>>64597509
need sex robots like AIR tbqh
>>64597368
P M S L
>>64597447
absolute tears, genuinely thought about hedging the draw but i couldn't deal with losing more pellets after the cash-out from the first hedge, would have pushed me up for today zzz
>>64597542
this 2bh
>finally buy robot gf
>cant afford to be with her because hydro prices go up 500%
thanks liberals
>he's had a bet in 2016
76ers ML tonight desu
>>64597581
>finally buy robot gf
>she is programmed to be just like a real girl
>leaves you for chad
get rekt canada
>>64597608
THIS. Addicts please stop.
>>64597424
No u
BARNEY ARMY
>>64597665
fuck that
virtual reality gf > robot gf
>>64597766
Why do you follow Goff on twitter Henning?
>>64596768
Another win 2/2 in play darts for today
The darts is really exciting
>>64597913
Who?
>>64598002
You didn't have to unfollow him, I'm not going to post your picture all over here or anything
Looking forward to the next match between Adrian "Jaws" Lewis and Peter "The Limestone Cowboy" Wright. Should be a close one.
>>64598043
I will lol
Darts
Lewis most 180's @ 1.61.
small on over 11.5 180s for Lewis @ 2.1
>>64598168
on LARGE
>>64598157
>norway
>white
>>64598204
not 100% imo
lego snakebite
>>64598168
on most 180s
>>64598324
biggest lotto ever
>>64598043
Haven't unfollowed anyone måte
>>64598157
Oh no a picture that i posted on the internet like three years ago is getting posted on the internet
>>64598382
>bigger lotto than american college handegg
literally impossible
tears
>lotto bets
Are there any good betting apps for burgers? Thanks mates
Anyone playing cock or no cock?
Wheres the 180s
The question I'll predict I'll see on here more than any other tomorrow? Why are Leicester Evens v Bournemouth? #becauseitstherightprice
>tfw the guy in front of me dropped the line a half a point in my favor
T-thanks
Ah, darts crowds pronounce the T in Peter as a D. Of course they do. Dwads.
>>64598490
Sure m8
>lotto bets
>>64598565
ayy lmao
T E A R S
No cock. Easy.
going to lose my rent money because of this fucking darts shit, fuck off
>lotto 180 shite
>>64598644
don't deserve a roof over your head tbqh
>>64597826
>expecting the Lakers to win without that Cody Brian guy
IdontthinksoTim.png
>>64598644
I really hope this is real
c-comeback?
>>64598626
BOOM. Link for anyone else thats bored
https://twitter.com/CockOrNoCock
>>64598827
CoNC is so last year lad, stop thinking you're introducing it
>le 140 man
Tricky but I'm saying cock this time
>>64598873
?
Never claimed to be introducing anything you weirdo. I wasn't even the first person to bring it up tonight
CMMON LAD
HUP HUP HUP
SUMS
Come on Lewis you fat cunt hit some 180's lad
Can understand pub darts players being fatties but why are the professionals? They're drinking water.
this 135 meme is really testing me
Down
Why do you guys think you have an edge on darts exactly?
>>64598986
where do you think they played before they went professional
>>64599080
we don't, we're just bored addicts
Cashed out Stanford unders before the game.
Not this time you piece of college filth :^)
>>64599089
Their calorie intake would decease when they left the pub ranks and they should then lose weight.
>>64599126
they still go to the pub you fucking idiot
so so down
>lewis
o i am laffin
>>64599145
how do you know?
gonna have to shack up with metaknight in his storage unit untill i can rebuild my bankroll, fuck this shit
>another 180
Fuck off
fucking christ
>If this had been a regular season game I would have been on Stanford -6
Sickening.
>tfw got on stanford ML instead of -6
a-at least they'll win today
>One hundred and eighty
heads gone
