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First for when is fedor fighting
first for no Schaub in 2016
third for gus
>>64590331
Good op op
FREE FIGHT ALERT WEE OO WEE OO
CRUZ GOES HUGE ON TAKEYA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtCPYq1hzcc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtCPYq1hzcc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtCPYq1hzcc
QUICK QUIZ WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE THING ABOUT DOMINICK CRUZ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFU4jRniML0
this is the hipster's choice for FOTY 2015
Happy New Year homies.
>>64590406
>WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE THING ABOUT DOMINICK CRUZ?
his permanent bedroom-voice.
>>64590406
>Free
Try harder you goof
>>64590429
Cage was too big, they couldn't find eachother
>>64590378
ty :)
>a lil mush Happy New Years y'all!
>>64590420
>tiny erection
>>64590456
someone have webms of the gabi or sapp fights?
>>64590495
The Sapp banger was a gross one
>>64590503
I know but I missed it
>>64590456
Is that Michael Shannon in a dress?
>>64590495
>>64590503
U wot
>>64590678
holy shit is this real?? what a goof
>>64589962
Who would win a fight between Gabi and Big Browne? whoever gets the first hit?
>>64590678
Way more than the 140 characters twitter allows
Why would you bothr
All UFC draws are maymays lads, just face it.
>Brock
Wwe meme
>Anderson Silva
Muh kicks hue
>GSP
Cuck french faggot meme
>Rhonda
Muh beats jobbers
>Mcgoober
Real life shitposter meme with meme hair and meme beard
>soon to be Holly
Christian grill meme
>jon jones
Le black guy who beats cucks meme
>>64590880
>look I posted it again
>m-maybe this time it will become meme
>>64591043
why are you responding komrade?
>>64590378
haha nice OC
>>64590406
his bantz
How has this cunt not been sacked yet?
>>64591234
I like him
>>64591234
Why him and not Goldberg?
>>64590880
>>maymays
>>Anderson Silva
>>GSP
>>jon jones
Weak bait.
>>64591277
>anderoid silva
>not a maymay
>>64591277
Is it really weak when you responded?
>>64591234
Because he too good a /hype/ man
>>64591252
>>64591276
Rogan is an embarrassment.
The first sentence in this video is the icing on the cake.
https://youtu.be/c2Y6ZofgonM
https://youtu.be/fPVysnpf9xQ
>>64591315
His podcasts are alright if you know never to take him seriously
He says some right shit but when it comes down to it and You Eff See is on, I think his commentating is pretty decent
>OHHHHHHHHHH
>>64591315
delete this post
>>64591315
Rogan is a drug addled retard and has been for years.
>>64591315
the same thing is going to happen after Conor loses to whomever - all his past shit talk will make him look ridiculous, just the way Rousey looks ridiculous now.
I'm not sure which was more embarrassing: Rousey losing or Fedor winning.
And when I say "winning", I say it the same way I say "Putin scored a hat trick" in one of his games against retired NHL'ers.
>>64591432
>M-McGoober will get exposed soon guys I'm telling you
How was your normie night out, /heem/?
Here's mine:
>having a few drinks at friends place
>everybody's having a great time predrinking
>eventually we watch pumping iron on the side
>mirin Arnie and these other literal munsters making mad gains
>in the heat of the moment I rip of my shirt
>start flexing with a friend of mine in front of a mirror
>laughter while we reveal our true powerlevel
>other people join and compliment on our gains
>visibly intoxicated we get out a few minutes before 12 o clock to watch fireworks
>everbody cheers at 12 and people start hugging each other wishing each other all the best
>hoist people in the air with a wrestling grip like DC did with Rockhold after he defeated The Chris
>eventually we go to some other friends place where a big party is
>engage another friend for some frienldy grappling
>my lowered hips make it impossible for him to take me down
>i leg trip him into side control
>straightaway he tries to stand up and that's when I take his back
>loosely apply a RNC making him tap out
>i don't have any grappling experience and literally learned everything by being a true fucking fite fan
>finally go home in the morning after having a nice new year's eve
>everybody walk the dino- read the first letter of every row.
I had a dream that Sage only fights cans in the UFC and retires undefeated 6-0 next year and just wanted some easy money to start his real life with.
Is there any fighter more terrifying than prime uberroid?
https://youtu.be/dWMv06iQEJY
>>64591475
Noice
>>64591458
>Fedor winning
That was pretty fucking bad, the poo in loo had a 2-0 record for fuck's sake.
>>64591475
why the fuck do you keep making these gay posts
>>64591491
>his real life
As a petroleum engineer?
>>64591513
He still had a glass chin m8
>>64591468
and you figure he'll never lose, like he's a tiny GSP?
be serious
WSOF is running a marathon today on NBCSN
5 p.m. ET: WSOF22: Palhares vs. Shields
7 p.m. ET: WSOF23: Gaethje vs. Palomino
9 p.m. ET: WSOF24: Fitch vs. Okami
11 p.m. ET: WSOF25: 8-Man Lightweight Tournament
Polite reminder that you miss every sub you don't attempt
>>64591575
Petroleum engineer?
Oh, the memery!
He hasn't even completed 1 year of UNDERGRAD.
He's as close to being a petroleum engineer as I am to being a prize-winning poet.
>>64591608
yeah... lose my number
Should all championship matches be Gi only?
>>64591621
Why do you write poems?
>>64591608
>Palhares vs. Shields
Combined I.Q. of nearly 100!
>>64591621
When will your next poem come out?
how long until a spicy banger lads?
>>64591684
7 hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyoSOgDUc0k
>>64591684
Anytime with UFC's Fight Pass™
>>64591651
The ideal Championship match will have the following features
>the champion's gloves will be either Silver (no defenses yet), Gold (at least one defense) or Platinum (5+ defenses)
>the fight will have no rounds or time limit -- it will go as long as required to reach a finish
>shoes not allowed, but socks allowed
>
>>64591591
McGregor would make GSP tap m8
We descirbe an mma fighter in three words
>Mewvment
>left
>Tink
>>64591707
is that really the best they could do for a q&a?
>>64591730
McGoobz
>cock guy
>slick jitz
>troll face
>>64591660
MFW when I enjoy the creative challenge, and the stress-relief creativity brings; here's a haiku I just composed for you:
One fight two fighters
Aoki and Nagata
One gogoplata
>>64591719
mfw
>>64591736
that's six words you literal retard
>>64591748
>Conor "the GOAT" McGregor vs a decision machine who hasn't lost in 10 years
where have I seen this movie before?
>>64591779
y-you too
>>64591779
You don't have to act tough all the time
tfw i do let u bang bro
>tfw card tomorrow
Feels good man
>>64591848
tfw tomorrow is too far away
i need fights now desu
>>64591840
i can bang, bro?
>>64591864
i do
i do let u bang bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkN8V2Xogsw
>>64591782
be serious.
not even McGregor would think he could beat GSP.
GSP would show up with superior mewvment and batter Conor for 5 rounds, hold Conor's hand up after the bell rings, give him a big hug, say all sorts of genuinely nice things about Conor to Rogan.
Then Rogan would say, "What's next?" and Georges would say he's going to spend the next couple of years snowboarding and making oil paintings; and Dana would desperately set up a "Superfight" between Conor and Ronda.
>>64591676
Right here, Mohammed:
>>64591738
>>64591882
Conor would destroy GSP or as he's better know Gay sucking Penises
>>64591882
McGOAT would BTFO anyone below 185
And would BTFO anyone below the top 5 at MW
>>64591895
greased safe player imo
>>64591907
What about England's brave Joe Duffy?
>>64591893
beautiful, Adan. Nice and playful.
2015 was a great year! The high was I was blessed with a happy healthy third child. The low was it ended with me losing my belt which was really hard for me. I see the big picture. This is going to be one of those blessing in disguise moments in my life. This needed to happen for me to be able to grow and reach my full potential as a human-being and fighter. I've learned so much and 2016 will be the year I become a different animal, get my belt back and continue to reign as champion ! Thank you to my family, friends and fans that have supported through these times. Have a safe and Happy New Years!
>>64591941
>Adan
mfw
>>64591952
Who is the most overrated fighter ever?
>>64591976
Brandon Vera deserves mention. At one point the UFC offered him a 4 year deal amounting to about $7 million dollaridoos
>>64591475
nice desu
>>64591952
He's never getting the belt back
>>64591976
brock lesnar
>>64591971
>metalman
>not the same beating old tigers as fightng young lions huh
Alright, which one of you was it
>>64592002
He had a pretty based run considering how long he actually gave to the sport. No one really calls him the GOAT either. Ronda was far far worse before she got heemd, I'd go with her desu
>>64591976
Ronda
>>64591895
>>64591907
I don't know if it's your being British or your being Muslim that dominates your way of thinking, but either way, it seems that, according to this definition, I can't call you delusional:
"Delusion: A false personal belief that is not subject to reason or contradictory evidence and is not explained by a person's usual CULTURAL and RELIGIOUS concepts (so that, for example, it is not an article of faith). A delusion may be firmly maintained in the face of incontrovertible evidence that it is false."
>>64591971
that 3rd last comment --???!WTF
>>64591976
Kimbo Slice
>>64591976
What about Weidman? Exposed as soon as he fought someone who is not an old HUE.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXguGeCcyV8
>>64592102
HE'S STILL MY BOY
>>64591976
Brock
Ronda
Fedor
>>64592041
>No one really calls him the GOAT either
No shit. They don't call Kendall Grove the GOAT, either.
>>64592072
>ching chong wing wong
shut up m8
>>64592111
I would replace Borck with BJ Penn
Ronda, Fedor, Penn and you have the unholy triumvirate of overrating.
>>64592110
I can't believe they let his dad on the mic. that had to be a mistake
>>64592107
>Gabi getting almost heem'd in the first 10 seconds
>>64592107
Man that's 100 times worse than Ronda level striking
>>64592136
I believe the old cunt ripped it out of Joe's hand.
>>64592107
going through both women's minds:
"I wish I'd trained for MMA. Ever."
>>64592140
And she came back from it strong. Future legend.
>>64592107
Still better than watching Fedor fight random noobs.
>>64592169
yeah fuck fedor
he never beat anyone of note
>>64592111
You don't have to act tough all the time
People called Ronda the GOAT, they didn't do that for Brock, hence the point that Ronda is the most overrated fighter because of the levels they took the hype to. Ronda fought a lot of cans whereas Bork actually faced some pretty legit competition. He may not be what he was made out to be but I don't think you can really say he was shit
>>64592107
>dat voice in the post fight interview
>yfw when you go on /a/
The fuck Joot
>>64592213
i sincerely hope you clicked it by accident
>>64592228
>posts on 4chan
>Doesn't like anime
I think you might be on the wrong site m8
>>64592241
imagining a weeb with a british accent makes me want to vomit. permanently heem urself
>>64592248
>being casual scum
I think you are the one who should perma heem himself
I had a dream that Diaz bros tag teamd against Sage. They won by some sort of armbar.
What does this mean?
>>64592254
your homosexual tendencies are now emerging in your /heem/ dreams
>>64592254
You're gay
>>64592254
>What does this mean?
You've watched too much porn.
>>64592254
it's OK bro, just because you have gay dreams doesn't mean you're gay. I've dreamt a bunch of times that I fucked my mother, but that doesn't mean I want to fuck my mother.
>>64592185
>>64592315
You wouldn't know until you have tried it. Try it, bro!
Ok thanks guys
Much obliged
>>64591531
why do you hate fun
tfw ronda rousey drops world champion boxers in sparring
>>64592425
it feels forced and unfunny
>>64592476
my life is a meme, bro
>tfw i could heem every here
Anyone know when Showtime loses exclusive rights to the last couple of years of SF?
>>64592213
pretty nice relaxing song desu senpai
>>64592490
>every here
surely you mean everybody here
>>64592490
life isn't a chinese cartoon
>>64592508
You are in for a perma heem kiddo.
Who've you got lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wm33ZWLFKts
http://youtu.be/sgJCa220VFY
What does she see in him?
>>64592508
get with the memes pal
Why is Connor the goat or atleast the goat in the making?
>>64592589
>>64592612
>mfw I was just pretending
>>64592610
She's her cover. She's actually fucking her cousin
>>64592620
>Conor ever getting close to Jon Jones
yeah nah
>>64592625
Don't provoke the sharks in this tank, bro.
>>64592637
>jon jones being the goat
>>64592651
Yes, and its not close either.
>>64592637
He's just a few fights from it
>beat RDA
>beat Frankie
>beat Nate Diaz
>beat Nick Diaz
>beat GSP
>GOAT
>>64592662
Jones has mostly beat undersized old people, the avarage age of his opponents as a champion is like 34 and one of the younger guys is Shogun, GSP literally held down his weight class for years without losing a round in 25 rounds in a row, he also beat fighters in a much deeper weight class who were actualy the correct size and in their prime. Just because people found him boring doesn't mean he was more dominant than Jones in every way.
>>64592718
i see it more like this
>RDA
>frankie
>Aldo at LW
>Holloway @ FW
>Khabib
>Pettis
>Duffy
>Sage
>>64592107
I don't understand tbph. How can you be so shit at striking?
3 months with a striking coach and you'll look like Oscar De La Hoya compared to them.
>>64592107
Hahahah holy shit I never bothered watching this
What happened to her? That honestly looks like someone who has never practiced striking, ever. Almost heemd early on too
>>64592744
ever seen girls in gym class?
is conduit a meme fighter
>>64592795
Is Eierland a meme country?
>>64590678
I dont care I'm keeping this and spreading it around
is 10th planet jiu jitsu a meme?
>>64592878
yes
post ur walkout song lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4MHrrIQuis
>>64592107
jesus christ what a fix
Where does she go from here?
>>64592768
are you talking about the girls that are terrified whenever a ball flies on their way and cant throw for shit? i dont think ronda rousey is one of them
>>64592610
she's a giant libtard so that probably has something to do with it
>>64592620
>my mfw when conor's knee is fucked
>got stem cell shots in germany and california for the mendes fight
>fucked it up again
>didnt make any odds in the end, he jusy heem'ed aldo with one punch
when you're the best in the world with one functional leg, you're a very special individual
>>64592926
to become a meme fighter
>>64592814
maybe when there's a german world champ your country can be a meme too
If Lawler beats Condit, who will be the next contender? Big Pig or Woodley?
>>64593045
Thompson
>>64593045
Hopefully Lawler picks up an injury that keeps him out for long enough that both are forced to take another fight and lose
>>64593045
Woodley has been promised it but you know, Dana
>>64593045
Woodley. Fucking up your weight really bothers the UFC. Shit Rumble lost his job once because of it. Honestly I hope Hendricks gets heemed now that he has no PED's or Mike Dolce's IV's I mean healthy rehydration techniques and clean cooking.
>>64593045
the bigg rigg
unless dana holds him off longer for the weight cutting issues
>>64593156
>rooting for wondercuck
>>64593156
Real men don't take responsibility for their actions
>>64593195
All of my THIS!
The majority of the ranked heavyweights are scheduled to be fighting over the next couple months
Werdum vs Cain
Stipe vs arlovski
Mitrione vs Browne
Barnett vs rothwell
Nelson vs rosholt (lol)
And we just saw Overeem vs JDS
But I still don't care about the division.
Is Conor just a meme one punch man
>>64593276
They need some serious talent scouts just for heavyweight and flyweights alone
>>64593172
>not rooting for Wonderman
I'd rather root for
>a manlet
>terrorist fucking beard
>loses his power and can't make weight after increased drug testing
>every time he fucks up he blames others and things like a scale,deer,GSP,bicep,Dolce,ebola
>says he was eating healthy
>post pics of him at his restaurant eating all the time
>no salads in sight
>just steaks,potatoes,burgers and other healthy food
>when he was told he'd be having a soon they had to slip the ultrasound pics and info in a fucking menu at a food place
>he said "yeah cool" and went back to reading the menu so he could bulk up
>is so fucking shook about having 1 fight at MW that he's begging to go back to WW
>>64593276
why should you? there needs to be a dominant champ who see's off every challenger, where people wonder "will this guy be the guy to unseat him?", or a case of the irresistible force meeting the immovable object, two huge names colliding to settle who is the best. Right now HW is just a bunch of guys, no standouts whatsoever.
>>64593485
Sea level Cain is unbeatable bruh
I'm gonna take up training UFC to take on Gabi Garcia.
Do you think a year is enough time? She's a big girl.
>>64593342
I think he's going to get man handled if he decides to fight RDA right away. Give him a tune up fight like Nate Diaz.
>>64592102
Losing a good fight =\= exposed
He was doing pretty well until his meme kick. He's a ficking monster who trashed the best MW had to offer
>>64592107
Are we sure Gabi doesnt have a cock?
>>64591475
The dipshit neighbor at the place we partied managed to blow up a rocket on the ground because it was stuck and it lit a couple bushes on fire. Firefighters came and everything. I think one of them also got injured. Apart from that it was awesome.
>>64592918
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvlTJrNJ5lA
obligatory
Rizin needs to make Fedor vs Gabi Garcia
>>64591475
>my lowered hips make it impossible for him to take me down
>my lowered hips
>Joe Duffy fights on the fitepass prelims
conorlaugh.jpg
>>64594171
>>64594171
>the guy that beat you is fight pass quality
sad.jpeg
>>64594171
only reason people take him seriously is his giant neck, he's an average fighter still dining out on his win one mcgregor from years ago
>>64594171
He's being punished for getting hurt and bitching out of his last fight.
>>64594247
He has two first round finishes in his 2 ufc fights
>>64594247
>>64594171
hes on the prelims so irish fans can watch him reasonibly early and for free
>>64594284
And both those guys have since been cut, right?
Even so, I'm expecting him to beat Dustin Diamond. I think the '>hasn't faced top level competition' meme is overrated.
>>64594284
Dustin just had two first round finishes against two guys much better than Duffys competiteon, and he also lost on TUF, I really thinkPoirier is going to smash him
>>64594347
>that neck
looks like a pasty worm
>>64594347
look at that neck
that aint right
long neck wench
http://fightpass.ufc.tv/195/prelims/
Really reasonably priced and you get a free 30 days. You'd be crazy not to sign up tbqphwyf
Fun fact: Canadians have gone 3-15 in the UFC in their collective last 18 bouts.
http://youtu.be/q-9XHfgJ3N0
>>64594626
Based as fuck. I cant wait for him to retire DC.
In the Jungle, when a king gets old, a young gorilla comes up and takes everything he owns
>>64594698
That's not even the exact quote you pleb
delete this post
>>64594755
Check this out, motherfucker. I pulled up to a stoplight the other day, and some fucking 40-year-old lady, some soccer mom, sticks her head out the window and says, ‘I hope GSP beats your ass.’ We’re in fucking Lodi, bitch. I’m like, Are you serious?…I’m living in a fuckin’ small town full of people who hate me over here
Updated
Main Card:
Robbie Lawler vs. Carlos Condit
Andrei Arlovski vs. Stipe Miocic
Lorenz Larkin vs. Albert Tumenov
Diego Brandao vs. Brian Ortega
Tony Sims vs. Abel Trujillo
>>64594800
>>64594820
>>64594804
>>64594698
>>64594709
>>64594718
Poor form Germany
>>64594851
Looks like it's just not happening anymore Sweden
>>64594952
I'll be back when the americans are sleeping
>>64595008
Godspeed
>>64594820
Conduit via UD
Miocic via UD
Tumenov via R2 TKO
Ortega via R1 Sub
Trujilio via UD (don't fuck my picks up)
>>64594820
Lawler
Stipe
Tumenov
Ortega
Trujillo
>>64593155
Woodley would get his face caved him by both Lawler and Condit
V.2 of le comfy meme man in bed. Anything I should add? Remove? Other versions that could be made?
Changes
>better resolution on pc pic
>Goldie pic improved
>Onnit bottle added
>Ronda poster altered now that I know how to use this perspective thing (despite amateurishly)
>changed blanket
Also template to make you own le comfy man to customize and make his appearance reflect your own Fight Fan© Personality. Fan of Luke Thomas? Put him on the pc screen. Fan of Overeem,Rumble,Rashad,Jon Jones,Bobby Green or Chael Sonnen? Put their pictures in the room. Thanks, and be sure to upvote. Later.
>>64594820
>condit
>Stipe
>Larkin
>Ortega
>Trujillo
>>64595650
Thank you lad I like it
>>64595650
Maybe the Weidman reeboks instead.
Gunga ginga
>>64595650
Ronda poster 2big
>>64595650
Noice. Saved.
Maybe a cheeky hotdog brander? Maybe even a picture of lithcuck somewhere to make it distinctively /heem/.
When's the next Rizin event? Can't wait
>King Mo beats 3 cans
>He's suddenly good
>>64595650
don't wanna go overboard on the memes imo
>>64595892
He's not, but you gotta appreciate him putting those Slavic and Balkan superstars in their place. Fuck Second World countries.
>>64595754
def
>>64595892
i like watching average level mma fighters wrecking shop in other countries.
its like bench level nba players going to china and just running shit in their league
>>64595754
Adjusted. Better?
>>64595743
Switched.
>>64595924
True. I wanna be careful with what memes I include. Reebok something was a must. Ronda being knocked out,Onnit bottle,Goldie and Fight Pass. Monster I'm not too sure of. But they are a major sponsor now. The Pride gloves too. I wanted to include a Muay Thai Bulletproof Crystal cup but didn't. Only the dankest memes need to be included.
So why is Conor so good?
Reminder Hendricks won against Lawler
Reminder Condit won against Hendricks
>>64596181
i don't know man I sort of liked the size of the poster in V1
Might just be me though and I'm shit at these things anyway
>>64596278
Hendricks won the first fight against Lawler. He lost the second.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9NGnMLzTUM
Just watched the king mo final fight
is it me or does Prochazka have some serious reach on him?
Shame he mewves like a dumbass
>>64596278
>Condit won against Hendricks
no
>>64596278
Remember your MMAth is bullshit
Remember Lawler beat Hendricks
JON JONES
NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO BOY
IM COMING
>>64596313
King Mo would be GOAT if he could fight only white fighters.
>>64596303
>>64596317
He only lost the last 20 seconds or so in round 5 which really didn't matter.
>>64596315
Hendricks did NOTHING from the top
>>64596272
Why don't you post as Anonymous faggot
Goat power Rankings
1. Conor
2. Gsp
3. Anderson
4. Fedor
5. Jbj
>>64590420
i hate when ppl let their dogs sit in their lap while driving.
guys what's an oblique kick
>>64596340
>Hendricks did NOTHING from the top
Condit did nothing for 15 minutes
>>64596362
Sweet list bro. I got.
1. Conor
2. Gsp
3. Fedor
4. Silva
5. Penn
>>64596340
Well we're literally one day away Germany
We'll see who comes out on top tomorrow, but MMAth is a load of bollocks regardless
>>64596340
If you're suggesting Hendricks won the fifth you're just a dummy who isn't even worth talking to.
2 &4 were the controversial ones
