PIT: Anon makes dank dog pic
COL:Suddenly, Semyon Varlamov is human again
PIT:Letang has fifth multi-point game of season
COL:Tyson Barrie (flu) will miss Thursday's game
STL:Vladimir Tarasenko (illness) out Thursday
CHI:Scott Darling starts vs. Colorado on Thursday
FLA:Nick Bjugstad close, may play this weekend
WAS:Caps will start Grubauer Thursday vs. Canes
WAS:Nicklas Backstrom (UBI) will play Thursday
WAS:John Carlson (LBI) may be ready for Tuesday
MON:Brendan Gallagher gets clearance to return
STL:Tarasenko skips skate, will play Thursday
BOS:Marchand's ban has him out of Winter Classic
talk about the outdoor games and new years hockey here
First for Finnish emmes
First for
>rags
Smuk for Stars winning the cup
>>64588003
Seconded!
>rags
yo guys I know it's a no flex zone but Pulju and Laine are unstoppable
>rags
>rags
>Another top pick possibly America's or Finland's hero
>no meme teen hockey tomorrow, just shitty meme adult outside hockey
fuck this gay earth
>>64588090
>Master of Chubs
Someone get Sean to kick this faggot's ass.
>>64588100
No flex zone nigga
YOUR TEAM WILL HAVE GOOD FORTUNES IF YOU RESPOND "HAPPY NEW YEARS" TO THIS POST
>>64588134
draw more memes 2bh
>>64587928
solid art m8
>>64588150
give me one to draw. not hard pls i suck
>>64588165
Draw some pig clip art
>>64588182
not a fan 2bh
>>64588194
>>64588134
Immunity cat protects me desu so Wild will win the cup regardless. Have this nice class photo though.
>>64588165
Pick any of these
>>64588226
Inb4 he draws
>rags
Which one would you pick?
>>64588226
did sheep
>>64588234
close
>>64588260
I already fucking said I have nerve damage. 3 of my fingers dont work very well I destroyed my arm awhile back. just kinda doing this cuz using my my hand makes it better and I'm drunk
>rags
>>64588335
did it off this
>>64588335
I didn't think the Guinea pig was that hard 2bh my b f@m
The sheep lives
>>64588353
it has colors. I'll try.
>>64588373
Wasn't expecting you to color. Don't do it if it's difficult I'm just trying to think of some memes
>>64588090
she's a big girl
>>64588385
I'll try
>>64588385
hey thanks for keeping the thread alive dickhole. working on colors now cuz it looks like shit. I'll probably make it look worse
>2016
>Lundshit has never won a cup
feels good man
>>64588582
meant for>>64588353
>2016
>his favorite team doesn't have 50+ points
>>64588582
>>64588605
wow coloring was very unsuccessful I only have a pen
>>64588601
fuck you faggot never post in /hoc/ again. ok I'm bored I'll try. it will look bad on the spikes because youres has shading and I dont know that shit
>>64588582
Dank af imo
A bit late to this party, but where were you when Shane Doan showed how based he is against the Jets?
MEME WAR III SHOTS FIRED
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To be honest
B
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>>64588633
holy fuck hands are hard
>>64588693
>>64588633
hey both of you explain this. I will not draw /mlb/ shit and if this faggot asking for the orange thing is going to talk shit on /hoc/ I'm done
>>64588713
Well it started off with /nfl/ claiming that /mlb/ had the most memes because they stole ours. I called them out because clearly this is the memeiest general and we JUST'ed both of them in the Great Meme Wars of 2015.
>>64588693
>tfw no kings gf
>tfw "girls" here bandwagon random NFL teams because they have no connection to
>>64588759
hope you weren't planning on taking a /hoc/ drawing and posting it somehwhere else
>>64588740
always best to be safe
When will >we win the cup again
>>64588759
>>64588769
otherwise here's this. I'll always know.
>>64588778
>>64588807
can you do a beanman
>rags
>>64588833
Memes
>>64588825
post a pic or link one and it'll be my last try of the night
Happy new year hoc gonna down a couple handles of king cobra then go to the 24/7 del taco and watch hockey streams
>>64588825
I'm about to brush my teeth anon any day now
>>64588846
qints for Canada failure at WJC
>>64588846
>>64588886
I'm doing your drawing because of based god ove here>>64588888
>>64588888
HOC FOUND A WAY. HOC CONFIRMED KING OF 2016
>>64588888
God bless you fellow Murrican.
>>64588902
ITS FUCKING /hoc/
>>64588888
all these faggot near me are setting off fireworks 5 minutes late fucking
>rags
>rags
>laffs
my first post of 2016 :^)
>>64588888
Canada once again btfo
>>64588888
>>64588888
impressive
/hoc/ btfo by /mlb/
>>64588921
Someone literally started reposting a picture that that I posted. I've never been this proud of myself.
>>64588978
linkz
>>64588995
>/mlb/ starting the new year strong
>>64588880
>>64589001
do a smuk pik anon
>>64589001
>deleting memes for free on new years day
>the city of janitors
>>64588888
when will canacucks learn?
>>64588888
americans will never be fit for hockey
>>64589001
>>64589017
no it was me. I posted the wrong one so I wanted this one. no stealing from /hoc/ is allowed please delete yours
HERE IS YOUR BEAN
>>64589030
Are you going to be really hung over tomorrow?
>>64589030
too late senpai probably gonna fill this in and slap on the bolts logo tomorrow
>>64589030
the vanilla was here
>>64589013
i do not like pig sorry
>>64589035
starting drinking at 430. had a fifth of vodka and half a bottle of champagne so far. I wont be hungover if i dont sleep
>>64589049
Why are you mad at clip art pigs
>>64589042
all edits are ok if theyre posted in /hoc/
>>64589056
not mad, not happy. just not a fan
any other requests or I'll sleep plox
>>64589069
do a clip art pig fggt
>>64588611
bandwagon Armenians or some shit
>>64589092
chicken is better
>>64588888
not usually to impressed by these but nice
>>64589092
ok I will if you find the post with my big ass scar and reply to it. just one reply its a really big scar and I only posted one of the 2 scars on that arm and they make drawing really hard
fugg /hoc/
>>64589119
Your effort has not gone unnoticed anon
>>64589119
draw kane2
Hope you got you r new years kiss famms
>>64589131
your mum kissed my dick
Look at this cop cruiser that arrests Canacucks for "LGBT hate crimes"
What a pathetic group of shrimpdicks
>>64589143
Blown the fuck out
just fucking reply to my arm scar and I'll draw a fucking pig. here it fucking is holy shit I'm so bored>>64588437 I have 2 of these
>>64589129
here
>>64589144
how many "Fashion Police" jokes do you think the cops who drive that thing get in a week?
>>64589094
Says the fag that is bandwagoning the Panthlels. Kek
>>64589201
who says I'm a panthers fan?
>>64589208
Me, bitch. Do something about it.
Another one
>>64589126
thanks. goodnight I guess
>>64589215
fuck outta here this is me and the armenians fight
>>64589186
Never fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread.
>keps
>perds
>rags
What kind of return could the Oilers reasonably ask for Ryan Nugent-Hopkins?
We have two top 6 centres in Draisaitl and McDavid, RNH is expendable and we really need shutdown D-men and/or power forwards.
>>64589247
man fuck you and your ugly ass momma
>>64589279
Probably something like 1st + a prospect or two
>>64589283
My momma beautiful thank ya very much where you get that pic, /b/?
>>64589301
Let's see dem tits
>>64589301
dude you dont watch hockey fuck off back to your gay circlejerk lmao
>>64589330
that guy is sean m8, go to /nfl/ sometime
>>64589351
That isn't sean m8, it's BasedBelichick (or at least an impersonator)
His actual trip is permabanned so all he does is shitpost constantly with stupid opinion and homoeroticism.
>>64589352
ya i kno
>>64589432
Then post with it fool (you're probably an impersonator and dont actually know the pass tho)
also
>Pongs
Happy 2016 /hoc/!
Another year for it to be OUR YEAR
>>64589464
prove it
2016 is PULJU's year
>>64589547
There are no brakes on the Pulju hype train
>>64589547
Memebowl on Saturday is going to be so fun
>>64589547
His face is always that smug fucking smile
When is he ever not smiling that way?
>>64589612
It's easy to smile when you are the winner
>>64589547
Huomenta
>>64589622
Finland you always know just the right things to say
>>64589654
It's the Finnish wisdom of falcon
>>64589547
not so fast, Binland
>>64589667
>the Finnish wisdom of falcon
Where will you be when the Kings sweep everyone in the playoffs this year and win the cup?
>>64589636
That's a nice rare gondola my friend
>>64589547
PULJU 2016
MAKE /HOC/ GREAT AGAIN
>>64589738
At the Wild cup parade
>>64589756
>mild
Kek
>>64589764
>>>/reddit/ desu
>>64589776
>>>/perkele/ desu
Reminder that Kings had no fans prior to 2012
>>64589822
False. Been a fan since the early 2000s. I was at Robitaille's last home game
>>64589822
No, they did back when Gretzky was there.
>>64589834
I remember that game lel, there was like 6000 people in the stands
>>64589822
/hoc/ was so much better last year when the kongs were losing games and there were literally NO kongs fans on here
>>64589862
Yea and 100 level tix costed like $25
>>64589883
Preach my brother. Why are kongs fans so annoying?
This evening I will cheer for Montreal. Hopefully it will be very meme.
It's been a rough night lads
Why did Gustavsson get a mask done for the WC when he's the backup goalie?
>>64590080
Here's a (You) to get you through the day lad
>>64590088
Thank you kind sir. May I have another?
>>64590080
>>64590087
Goose is getting the start
>>64590106
Nah I think Rask is.
>>64590087
Because why not? Goalie masks are based af tbqh with you Joe
>>64590106
Nah, Rask is
http://www2.dailyfaceoff.com/starting-goalies/
>>64590120
>Because why not? Goalie masks are based af tbqh with you Joe
True. I guess you can keep it as a memory. I don't know if I would like the memory if I didn't get to play though tbqhf
>Swedekucks cry because they didn't get any Swedish refs during the olympics
>Swedes finally get what they wanted
>penalties, penalties everywhere for Canada
Woow yeah you Euro refs sure are good!
Any hockey game that means something should be reffed by Canadians because clearly Eurotrash still don't have enough knowledge to do so.
Why are the wings so shit lads?
>>64590157
>>64590157
I can taste the salt from here.
>>64590163
The wings are always backwards. Maybe they will beat Buffalo, a shit team, not that they are shit themselves.
>>64590177
Oh you can taste the salt? that's from all the muzzie cocked you've been sucking. Wipe that dry cum off your lips you muzzie cum drinking gender-fluid faggot.
>witnessing the GOAT score the all time leading goals for the Arizona Coyotes at 381.
>beating Winnipeg at home 4-2
>>64590203
Nope, that's not it. Not today. But I'm still tasting the salt..
Tomorrow:
>Sweden - Slovakia at 16:00
>Detroit - Buffalo at 19:00
Comfy day ahead
>>64590230
Slovakia
Buffalo
>>64590230
>Canada-Finland
I am so ready for the memes.
Also Czhechzch Republic, prepare your anuzchzhz
>>64590337
>tfw might have to choose between the Detroit game and Canada-Finland
Why even meme? Almost worth watching CanFin, because well, Detroit have been shit.
has a team ever had to play the full 28 finals games?
>>64590419
I don't think so. But I think the Kings needed 26 games 2014
>>64590445
Could have been 28 if Lundpads wasn't so shit
kill me
>>64590566
Will do lad friend
>>64588888
>>64588364
>>64589124
underrated
check mine
Happy New Year Finland.
>>64589547
post smug Kynycke or whatever his name is, from team Canada
Remember when the frogs thought they were unstoppable?
>>64590768
Happy new year burgerbro
Reminder that Sweden have won 36 straight games in the WJC group stage (9 years)
>tfw no qt female goalie gf to get pregnant
Good ol' Michigan boy
https://youtu.be/pw3e64sosEg
>>64591139
>being mean
>>64591171
Sorry lillebror didn't mean to
>>64591179
We good
>>64591139
>>64591275
Laine is really creepy.
>>64591448
He will look pretty much the same when he's 40, just with more worn skin and less hair.
>>64591502
It must be our genes.
>>64591538
Damn, that's an old ass man
So, how is it going to play out?
'Merica
>>64591634
Moonlanding was faked
>>64591625
I predict a stunning victory for Malaysia, tbqhwy
Lmao is this guy a literal retard. I dont know anyone who doesn't speak english.
http://jets.nhl.com/club/search.htm?q=sami+niku&tab=video
>>64591625
swe > svk
fin > can
rus > den
usa > cze
swe > fin
usa > rus
fin > rus
swe > usa
>>64591646
I know, the rocket's jet fuel melted the steel beams on the launch pad, the entire thing was a failure
>>64591625
>FIN-SWE
>USA-RUS
>>64591625
Finland taking it all
>>64591770
You better not rough up pulju tomorrow or there'll be a hell to pay.
Inches wide diamond hard poop penetrating my arse without a mercy
>>64591791
Relax friend. I don't play for Canada.
>>64591800
>hard brown things hurting up the arse
Just the way I like it ;^)
t. Sweden
Look at those fucking eyes
Predator marking his next victim
>>64591865
That deep blue is really nice
>>64591865
Unless he's a goalie, I don't know why Pulju should mark him.
He should mark goalies
hello
was canada not invited to the world junior tournament? I don't see them listed anywhere.
>>64591956
Moi
>>64591915
Finland needs another charismatic top player like Teemu. Not these goofy "EAURGH ME SLAP PUCK" types.
>>64591964
Nope. Tournament is only three teams.
>>64591964
Why do you keep using the wrong statistics.
Nylander got 8 points
>>64592055
he's missing one assist
>yfw Bruins beat Canadians without Mawchawn or Kroog
>>64592166
>No Price
the Habs are fucked desu
Price is a Bruins killer.
>>64589921
Mexicans tbqhwy
>>64591800
Have you ever taken a real big poop and thought "IF I were gay ... (if) ... then this is how big of a D I could take"
>>64592166
MAWWWCHAWWWN
What a shit Winter Classic. No Price and no Marchand? Top players are missing and it's going to be a meme game
>>64589883
>mad at kings wins
Hows it feel to be the WORST team in the league ducks? Fuccboi
outdoor games are so shitty, there is a giant frozen slough next to my house with better ice than the shit in bawwston
>>64592383
You should sell it to uncle gary for max shekels
>>64592399
its in a traditional market so the nhl wants nothing to with it
>>64592406
>canada
>traditional market
When will this meme end. "country of hockey" cant even win teenage tournaments.
>>64592415
happy new year finland
>>64592415
CANADA BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>1993
>>64592166
>Bruins fans are this delusional
>1 Bong until hockey
who else is already drunk?
>>64592609
im trying the whole drinking while hungover thing and its not going well
https://twitter.com/NHLBruins/status/682946571609194496
cheer up lads
>>64592622
okay well what did you drink last night, did you eat anything greasy, and what are you trying to chase it with
your best option is to eat some greasy potatoes, maybe with eggs or bacon, and then drink something mellow like beer or wine and Sprite with ice. and have a toke.
>>64592652
i drank a shitload of cheap wine and run ate some cheese and crackers and now im drinking beer
>>64592665
well you should probably keep eating to keep everything settled, some bread or some peanuts and pretzels
>>64592645
>waiting for team to get to stadium
that's like waiting for some faggot country to open some old ass box
>Cuckpuck country of Canada.
>>64592609
Work till 3 and have today off so naturally.
10 AM is evening for me.
Sucks because you can't hang out with anyone when you work till 3 every day.
Drinking alone is the norm
>>64590203
>this comment
>this flag
>tfw flyers fucking suck now and are going to struggle to get into the playoffs again but be eliminated from the last week
FUCK THIS FUCKING WORLD LIFE IS UNFAIR GOD DAMMIT JUST WIN A FUCKING GAME THIS YEAR
I fucking hate the Flyers now. This was made before the incident.
>>64592703
yeah working until 11 PM means the same thing in this boring cow-town
but at least we have the national leagues on the tee-vee
>>64592727
you mean when Memedeavid got absolutely REKT TO ANOTHER FUCKING DEGREE by some scrub that doesn't even have a point on the team yet
>>64592735
manning and del zotto should have been hung from the scoreboard in rexall
>>64592735
shoulda gotten Steve Moore'd imo
>>64592738
whoever manages the ice at Rexall should be hung and set on fire.That ice is fucking awful.
>>64592735
That's how superstars usually get rekt.
By nobodies since they're expendable.
>>64592746
>best ice in the league
>fucking awful
>2016
>he STILL doesn't know the Devils are elite
baka desu senpaitachi
>>64592699
or like waiting for olympic gold in hockey
>>64592764
>my face when >we were supposed to be in a rebuilding year
>>64592764
GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU CULTURELESS SHIT EVERY KNOWS THE FLYERS
ARE
FUCKING
ELITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ACTUALLY KILL YOURSELF AND YOUR SHIT TEAM WITH IT'S SHIT COLORS AND IT'S BLAND AS FUCK JERSEYS GO KILL YOURSELF
I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON A PASTRAMI ON RYE YOU ITALIANIGGER GO BACK TO YOUR SPAGHETTI HOUSE
FLYERS ARE GOING TO GO ON A 5 GAME WINNING STREAK AND DEVILS ARE GOING TO CRUMBLE APART LIKE THE DUMB GOON CUNTS THEY ARE.
BIPPITY BOPPITY KILL-IO YOURSELF-ERINO YOU FUCKING FAT SICILIAN SACK OF SHIT
>HAVING AN ANGRY ITALIAN MAN AS YOUR MASCOT
>FLYERS ARE ELITE >FLYERS ARE ELITE >FLYERS ARE ELITE >FLYERS ARE ELITE >FLYERS ARE ELITE >FLYERS ARE ELITE >FLYERS ARE ELITE >FLYERS ARE ELITE >FLYERS ARE ELITE >FLYERS ARE ELITE >FLYERS ARE ELITE >FLYERS ARE ELITE >FLYERS ARE ELITE >FLYERS ARE ELITE >FLYERS ARE ELITE >FLYERS ARE ELITE >FLYERS ARE ELITE >FLYERS ARE ELITE >FLYERS ARE ELITE >FLYERS ARE ELITE >FLYERS ARE ELITE >FLYERS ARE ELITE >FLYERS ARE ELITE >FLYERS ARE ELITE >FLYERS ARE ELITE >FLYERS ARE ELITE >FLYERS ARE ELITE >FLYERS ARE ELITE >FLYERS ARE ELITE >FLYERS ARE ELITE >FLYERS ARE ELITE >FLYERS ARE ELITE >FLYERS ARE ELITE >FLYERS ARE ELITE >FLYERS ARE ELITE >FLYERS ARE ELITE >FLYERS ARE ELITE >FLYERS ARE ELITE >FLYERS ARE ELITE >FLYERS ARE ELITE >FLYERS ARE ELITE >FLYERS ARE ELITE >FLYERS ARE ELITE >FLYERS ARE ELITE >FLYERS ARE ELITE >FLYERS ARE ELITE
Happy new years: my resolution is to kill myself if the wings lose 4 in a row. Only 1 more.
>>64592713
I just want them to fuck up the season and get an elite winger like Pulju or Laine. Sick of watching this shit offense.
