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Hobart Hurricanes Vs Sydney Thunder tonight
Phillip Hughes status: avenged
Sean Abbott status: suicide watch
Travis Head status: GOAT watch
Holly is on TV right now btw
first for /gong/
second for Mark Footitt
Third for /arse/ & /broad/
>>64586716
You getting on the piss tonight?
based Holly
>>64586740
>tfw le catching black man gets picked instead
http://www.espncricinfo.com/south-africa-v-england-2015-16/content/story/956991.html
>Put simply, so committed to playing aggressive cricket had England become, they were reluctant to include another batsman in the style of Cook - what might be called a grafter rather than a dasher - in case it resulted in stagnation.
>"Ultimately, I'd like to see two of the top three guys as attacking-style batters," Bayliss said. "I just think if you have a couple of attacking guys up the top it puts pressure on the opposition a lot easier.
DUDE
AGGRESSION
LMAO
Anyone /dong/ here?
>>64586923
AGGRESSION?
>>64586947
Ur mum 2bh
who /fuckingmental/ here lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmI-hGthrwA
>>64586949
>>64587358
top notch bantz lad
>>64587185
based autismbro
>>64587185
So what was his problem?
Having a good New Years day lads? I'm just watching Holly and drinking VB. Might put some Triple J on in the background
Is there a more comfy sport than Cricket lads?
Fuck I'm glad they kept Guptill in. He seems a born opener to me, has the presence & will to compete that all great openers have. He doesn't smack it around like McCullum or Ryder, but is more than a technical rock like Rigor. Quickly becoming a real favourite of mine.
>>64587439
Who's your pick for the Hottest 100, lad?
>>64587185
dont you need to hold the button down to be able to talk through the machine?
>>64587448
Finch>Guptill
I'd love them to put someone like me, 85kg and have never played cricket in anything other than a recreational setting, into a wbbl side for a game to see how much they'd tear it up
>>64587480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h87G9xfOx6I
Cook
Warner
Williamson
Root
Smith
Chandimal
Ashwin
Broad
Shah
Anderson
Hazlewood
Tbh
Happy New Year lads (:
>>64587509
Some of them bowl 125 which is no small feat you fat fuck. The only thing you'd tear up is your pants
Guptill
Dilshan
Williamson
Taylor
de Villiers
Maxwell
Faulkner
Starc
Boult
Morkel
Tahir
Tbh
>>64587185
does he have a gun?
>>64587511
know your stuff
>>64587551
#ForeverFresher
>>64587538
>Williamson
How the fuck can you put him in ahead of Stove?
The only ODIs that matter are the CWC and Kane choked hard and Stove won his team the tournament
Taylor is utterly laughable
Poo Peeland pooicide watch
>>64587564
Settle down lad
If I was rating players based on the most important games Smith wouldn't be in the test XI
>>64587581
183
2-0
>>64587564
>>64587581
But you're right, now that I think about it, Smith over Taylor in the ODI XI. Easily.
>>64587599
>World Cup Final
>>64587528
Happy New Year
>>64587605
>any pyjama cricket "final"
>more important than a test.
Kek, don't make me laugh, kid. Take your memes back to reddit. A test match against Zimbabwe has more relevance and importance than a """"World""""" Cup """"Final"""". This is an objective fact.
>>64587599
I could reply with a "witty" greentext post, but really the fact you have to resort to this is just sad.
New Zealand doesn't 1(one) single respectable achievement in cricket in any format so you have to claim those of other nations.
>>64587599
>>64587626
P...P..PLEASE NOTICE US BIG STRONG AUSTRALIANS
>>64587538
This is some shit bait.
>>64587626
>>more important than a test.
(>)You lost two of them aswell, kid.
There is no format, age-group or gender where poo peeland is better than GOATstralia.
>>64587630
It's in retort to the 183 and 2-0 comment, insinuating that Kane bottled it in his two most important games, to which I countered with the 60 comment, as it is objectively the most important game of Smith's career so far. Even he would admit it.
Anyways, I'm off now. Feel free to type another rebuttal I will not see or respond to. For good.
>>64587605
>Memecullum literally ran across the fucking ground to shake Clarke's hand
>>64587613
>this is the type of person Shane Warne hangs out with
https://twitter.com/GazTheWolf
>>64587743
Literally Daniel at 40 years of age
https://twitter.com/GazTheWolf/status/608981663679303680
>>64587637
got a reply out of you
Do you think the coach gives Holly a spanking if they lose?
https://twitter.com/GazTheWolf/status/566646437698478082
>Holly getting ready to go out
>putting on her leg pads and vibrating panties for protection
>But as the likes of Chris Gayle, Andre Russell, Dwayne Bravo and Lendl Simmons earn anywhere between Aus $65,000 (US $47,300 approx) and $120,000 (US $87,300 approx) for six weeks' work in the Big Bash League, the West Indies Test players are paid relatively meagre sums. Match fees were slashed from US $17,500 to $5,000 in 2014 as a result of an agreement between WIPA and the WICB that led to a mass walkout from that year's tour of India. By comparison, Australian cricketers are awarded Aus $15,450 (US $11,200 approx) per home Test, or $21,631 (US $15,700 approx) for overseas matches.
>Contract retainers, meanwhile, provide an even wider discrepancy. The 12 WICB-contracted players are split into three categories earning between US $100,000 and $140,000. By contrast, the lowest ranked Australian contracted player, or the earner of an incremental contract like Peter Siddle or Usman Khawaja, will be the recipient of a deal worth Aus $250,000 (US $182,500 approx) in addition to their match payments. The top-contracted players, meanwhile, earn around Aus $1.5 million (US $1.1 approx).
"Test" ""cricket"" on suicide watch
http://www.espncricinfo.com/australia-v-west-indies-2015-16/content/story/957013.html?CMP=chrome
https://twitter.com/GazTheWolf/status/679168870721044480
>>64587825
>Holly will never assume the spanking position in front of you
>>64587895
Pretty sure Paul McCartney would agree Kanye will be considered a legend
Dis bitch seriously not wearing a helmet?
Holly out next?
>>64587743
zerogoose?
Holly out
>my dick out
Holly out
>my dick out
Holly out
>my dick out
I wonder if I can cum before she gets out
>>64587986
>Holly nearly caught
That was close
>so am I
She's looking like a Goddess out there
Stump cam of Holly's arse, when?
>>64587976
>>64587986
>>64587997
>>64588012
>>64588013
stop samefagging you autist
>Holly caught
I hope she gets spanked until she cries for that hit
>>64588013
Here an arse shot to carry you over
>>64588052
very nice
>>64588052
Thanks, anon.
breh...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLWNA3Clm-Y
>"the big names of women's cricket"
1) Holly
2) ????
>>64588091
thats where i got this from
>>64588110
>Holly sees your dick for the first time
Feels bad man
how everyones new years? got a nasty hangover after drinking a bottle of kraken rum. cant eat anything and been spewing my guts up all morning
>>64588091
Her morning voice is hot as fuck
>>64588091
Can any Brisbane bros figure out where she lives by following her route from home to the gym?
pretty upset that this place was down for that literally goat ending last night. Went and got drunk in a park then got some dumplings. Who's /startingablogforthenewyear/ here?
>>64588176
from what I remember brisbane is ugly as fuck and all looks the same 2bh
atleast by staying home I had a better new years than these people
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3380614/Above-Harbour-attendees-anger-seeing-no-New-Year-s-Eve-fireworks-Sydney-paying-500.html
>you will NEVER be as based as Darren Julius Garvey Sammy
https://www.instagram.com/p/_9S9IKwITh/
why live
Just organized my bookmarks lads
>>64588212
>bookmarks
get a homepage
>>64587743
>I’m a pedant.
>No, not a paedo. A pedant.
the man is a wordsmith!
http://garethedwards.com/
>>64588212
cleaned up my inbox this morning, feels good lad
>>64588232
Get any emails?
>>64588232
Just clean up my cum from Holly batting
>Travis head is younger than you
>>64588222
bookmarks are for "interesting" websites that I may wish to view later
>>64588239
I oiled my bat while i watched Hollys innings desu
>>64588238
just got one from Facebook
>>64588250
i meant like this
>>64588261
what about?
>>64588197
>After that public urination by both sexes became rampant.'
Just like the Romans
I plan on going to the womens game tomorrow stars v renegades at mcg cos its free if you got the main ticket etc, does anyone know if they will kick us out after the womens game? Or just let us sit and wait for the mens game?
what a memester
>>64588266
one of my friends tagged me in a photo
Lads what is the best youtube channel
>>64588262
>fashion
fag
>>64588293
Million DOllar Extreme
>>64588275
I'd imagine if it's reserved seating you'd need to be in your allocated seats
if it's gen admin then i don't see why they'd kick you out
>>64588304
not me lad, just saved it as an example
/fa/ is basically tumblr
>>64588262
>fashion
>Pitchfork
>New York Times
kys "karlie"
>>64588309
>LE LETS HATE ON FEMINISM AND WOMEN BY ACTING EXACTLY LIKE THEM
Why don't /pol/ realise that the best way fight them is to just ignore them? Whining about feminist/sjw's is stooping to their level
>>64588309
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cS0jTbzd8Q8
conflicting stuff
>>64588262
Those are for sites you visit frequently
My bookmarks are for garbage. Here's a sample
>>64588355
/pol/ is just the other side of the same retard coin as the SJWs
>>64588378
infinitychan /pol/ is worse 2bh
>>64588378
Very true
>>64588378
This.
Honestly one thing I don't miss is people blabbing on about the bullshit left/right dichotomy. At least over here no one gives a shit about politics, and there are arguments about policy rather than "YUH LEFTIST" or "YUH BORN TO RULE MENDADILIDY"
>>64588378
Horseshoe theory
Why does he wear those stupid sunglasses
>>64588378
>>64588400
>>64588408
>>64588416
>>64588427
>hating /pol/
Why don't fuck off back to reddit if you're so triggered
>>64588378
except for the fact that /pol/ is grounded in reality and fact
>>64588442
/pol/ is just /b/ with politics
>>64588445
>>64588442
ruh roh we have got some holocaust deniers in our midst
>>64588442
>>64588445
There are retarded SJWs on reddit the same as there are retarded conservatives on /pol/.
I miss /new/ when it was all ironic desu.
>>64588400
>worse
Funny way of spelling based
>>64588442
>>64588445
/pol/ is nothing more than self important male SJW's
>>64588462
I don't deny it. Just don't think it was a bad thing
>>64588456
This.
>>64588462
The holohoax was massively exaggerated though mate.
>>64588478
>ITS HABBENING XDDD INSANE PROOFS ONLY 3 PEOPEL DIED IN HOLOCAUST
STICKY THIS!!!!!!!!
Can anyone recommend a good blu ray player that also has wifi for streaming services? The one I have, a sony, is really laggy at times. I know my connection isn't the issue as netflix etc always run fine on my xbox in the other room
>>64588486
Thanks for introducing me to the term 'FOMO' last night btw
>>64588495
A distasteful exaggeration
No one's asking you to like it m8
this photo triggers
>>64588527
is this where the boats land
How have we not called out James Packer on being a massive cuck? Kerry would slap the shit out of him
>>64588537
Nah, that's the east coast
>LE PINK TEST
Reminder Glenn McGrath kills animals and has replaced his deceased wife. He is a narcissistic psychopath that only does this pink charity shit for his ego. He is NOT a nice person
>>64588564
australians are the ones that say fesh and cheps
>tfw Ella Hooper got her snaggle teeth fixed up
>/cric/ arguing about /pol/ again
how many times do we have to do this?
>>64588574
>yfw Sean Abbott kills Holly with a pink ball during a demonstration of muh girl power in the lunch break of the pink test
Reminder that Hitler did nothing wrong.
>>64588586
i love snaggletooth gap teeth bitches tbph
>>64588110
good to know this webm I made has been saved by everyone.
http://www.sportsfan.com.au/will-nevill-get-a-bat-in-sydney/tabid/91/newsid/183976/default.aspx?cid=SF_LOWDOWN_AFL_article_willnevillgetabatinsydney_010116
>will nevill get a bat
>sportsfan confirmed for /sp/ortsfan
>>64588668
it's literally only reposted by the same person each time
>>64588684
>he thinks /teamholly/ is one person
lads
>>64587863
>>64588698
>the BSA noticed us :`3
What percentage of the Thunder Women's dressing room do you think he has had intercourse with?
whichever one of you nerds made this post, I truly hope you're being ironic
>>64588737
>>64588737
>>64588737
>>64588733
You're talking about the coaching staff right?
>obvious homosexual is obvious
Biggest tits i could find
/cric/ was better when unironic pandering was prevalent
>>64588786
FTFY
>>64588809
t..thanks
>>64588668
cheers mate
How many bongs until BBL lads?
>not calling the Women's Big Bash League the Big Gash League
>>64588935
It stars in literally 3 minutes
>>64588952
cheers la
>>64588948
>not calling it the BBW league
>>64588962
I'd pierce her cunt like an angry stingray
Can we please actually post about the game that the thread is made for and not descend into another sperg-fest
>>64588983
But rape fantasies involving Holly are /cric/ related...
>>64588983
there's always /r/cricket, friendo
>>64588962
>vegan
yeah fucking right
>>64589016
vegan diets increase estrogen. soy milk especially
>>64588983
krazycasual detected
>>64589031
fair point
>>64589016
She's definitely eaten a bit of "meat"
>>64589062
What are you implying?
Who strikers here?
Head is a champ, Abbot on suicide watch.
>>64589068
She's had multiple cocks in her mouth.
>>64589068
BLACKED
>>64589073
Abbott's been on suicide watch since he killed Hughesy mate.
who came up with this "freddy is a commentator" meme?
He's funny but a fucking garbage commentator
At least the games are live this year, I think ten learned from the backlash.
what's for dinner lads?
just picked up a streetwise feast for me and my wife's kid, gonna have a boys night in and watch the game
>>64588262
kys newcunt
>>64589103
coles angus beef patty
>>64589103
Rum and BBQ Shapes.
I have left over lasagna from yesterday to warm up but the kitchen isn't in view of the tv.
>>64589073
Reporting in m8
>>64589103
can of baked beans tbqh
>>64589103
might make some scrambie eggs
>>64589103
Honey, sesame & garlic chicken, with beans, broccoli and carrots, on brown rice
oh shit it's friday. better start drinking
>3 people in charge of catching 1 ball
Shitgekarra, glad >we got the decent Lankan
Some BBQ stuff leftover from last night.
>brett lee thinks he comes off as cheeky in these ads but just succeeds in looking like a monumental cunt
>>64589192
he is nothing more than a glorified /gong/ bogan
gong
JUST
>this RR
>>64589103
I got a streetwise feast at lunch, can't believe I was able to swap the chips for potato and gravy
Also how the FUCK was this game even money at the start, I knew I should have put the $325 I won on the horses today on Sydney @ 1.92
>>64589103
spag bol
>adelaide
>not a shithole
pick one
>those panty lines
Fucking disgusting.
They expect us to take womens cricket seriously when they can't even dress properly?
My fantasy team is looking dire lads, I don't think I can stay #1
WHAT A CATCH
>super nigger
>tripfag
>not a complete wanker
Pick one.
>>64589267
>disgusting
DRE RUSS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsUtX0pG8tQ
>Andre Russell played one (1) test for WI
literally the embodiment of everything wrong with West Indian cricket
dan christian best abo cricketer since yours truly
why is my PC so hot lads?
I'm in an airconditioned room with an aftermarket cooler installed
>>64589295
>Who is Andrew Symonds
Derro cunts down the road got a go-kart for Christmas and won't stop driving it up and down the street.
Why has my street turned to shit?
>>64589302
looks normal to me family
>>64589302
Your mum is sitting on it
>>64589292
>tfw all the good windies players are t20 mercs
Good have a decent side if they actually got payed a bit more
>>64589308
Oil up the road m8
>>64589302
dust on the fan in your pc-box brah
who's winning
>>64589306
weak bait lad, symonds is windian
Name a worse commentator than Ponting
Protip: YOU can't
>>64589309
that's idling though
I was playing fucking CK 2 before and it was 55 C
>>64589317
a wet cloth would do it, right la?
>>64589302
boohoo, this is 10°C better than yesterday too
>>64589321
Andy Maher
>>64589267
Do you want them to wear hijab?
>>64589321
Flintoff
>>64589325
Buy a compressor you cheap cunt
>>64589321
Ponting is unironically good
>>64589325
reapply the thermal paste if your autism gets out of hand lad
>>64589332
No, I want them to wear a fucking gstring like a civilized women
>>64589336
YOU are unironically retarded
>>64589325
Ideally a compressor if you have one, but a damp cloth would work alright. Read up on it before you take my advice, I'm not Indian.
KING GEORGE
>>64589302
nice set up, how much did that set you back lad?
>C89s are coming out
lads
>>64589321
Andrew Strauss
>>64589355
>implying he'll give you an answer in $ not in dicks sucked
>>64589302
My PC was heating up and the CPU fan making too much noise as well. I just bought one of these blowers, cleaned the entire cabinet, applied thermal paste on the processor and now the system is as good as new.
Are >we playing any odi's or t20's against NZ?
>>64589332
Yes
>>64589281
>LE FUG LE TRIB FAGS xD xD
>>64589375
Fuck off tripfag
>>64589373
3 ODIs
>>64589302
before I cleaned my graphics card it was getting up to 95c
>>64589367
I'm going to buy some compressed air tomorrow, but replacing thermal paste is a fucking pain. I guess if cleaning it out doesn't fix it I probably do that
>>64589355
about $1500 from memory
>>64589374
good lad
Allah will be pleased with you.
If Graham Yallop had played in the T20 era he'd be Graham Wallop
The descent of backyard legends from genuine innocent videos of authentic situations happening in backyard cricket to the fabricated, pre arranged scenarios we are now presented is really detracting from it's entertainment value.
>>64589393
>India being pro-hijab
But doesn't that make them harder to rape?
>>64589379
>calls himself a bowling expert
>was a shit
>>64589386
odi>t20>test
>>64589382
Fuck off an ominous idiot. Tripfriends built /cric/ and you know it.
>>64589403
>that video of the memesegway guy
not staged at all
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
>>64589404
it's like a lucky dip, you don't know what you're going to get until you open the packet
>>64589409
whats your lastest poodiction lad
>>64589409
>hurr hurr this is our site
>having an ego that large and pathetic
kill yourself
Why is my computer running so cool?
>>64589425
>Windows XP
kill yourself
>>64589434
It's the best operating system
>>64589425
cuz ur a cool dude anon ;3
>>64589425
absolute monster of a PC there lad
>>64589434
Hi Windows shill!
