Saban autism edition
What are you guys doing for new years
>dem legs
Wew lad
>>64583377
spending time with my wife and her son cheering on our Tide!!!
East Lansing stand up!
You gonna get jolly
>>64583377
Going to a bar in an hour.
>>64583377
Crying myself to sleep
GOAT DBZ THEME ROLLIN THROUGH
https://youtu.be/IxEU1ELAuvc
https://youtu.be/IxEU1ELAuvc
>>64583377
shitposting about both teams while I rue over why osu didn't make it to bootyblast either of these shitty teams
Way to fuck that up kid.
GO GREEN
>tfw celebrating the Clemson win and the new year with crab cakes and a glass of knob creek
Based Clemson would booty blast both of these shitter teams tbph
>>64583377
watching sports
>>64583377
hoping this game goes to overtime so I have some excuse to tell myself of what I did nothing on NYE
>>64583394
>wife
>her son
When did this start?
Iowa would've scored by now.
ROLL
DAMN
TIDE
>0-0 after the first
meme teams desu
>implying "muh dee fence" isnt the biggest meme in football
>>64583432
GRINGO
>>64583420
not even close nerd this is the true greatest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wgkrxQoJ6o
Announcers won't stop mentioning Lane Kiffin.
The guy is such a nepotism baby.
>>64583377
Your dad.
>>64583420
the best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbnvwvhY3UA&t=120s
>>64583377
Thinking about my oneitis and why I can't forget about her.
Clemson is going to meme all over whichever butthole team manages to win this
ALMOST 2016 GUYS
Henry like a goddamn moose or somethin
Are Alabama and MSU evenly matched?
>>64583394
> wife and her son
Is /pol/ leaking?
>>64583447
Has Clemson faced a team this year with a defense as good as Alabama's? Or Michigan State's?
>>64583377
I think I'm having a heart attack. I'm currently deciding on if it's worth calling an ambulance or accepting the inevitable.
>>64583436
not gonna lie that looks fucking amazing, but tOSU would quite literally rape >Clemson to death
>>64583371
how many of them do you think big dick nick smashed?
>>64583452
Defense wins championships senpai.
>"Michigan" State
>over half their roster is from Ohio
Explain
>>64583377
I'm spending it with my dad who is at a hospital because he is temporarily paralyzed..
>>64583464
What in the fuck is this
>>64583492
they're desperately trying to leave that shithole
>>64583471
>women who watch porn are whores
Wow anon, this is really suprising!
>4th and inches at midfield
inb4 deep ball
>>64583484
drive to the hospital
The confederacy was like the nazis-everyone knows we were superior and secretly like us. The union was a bunch of weak betas that racked up way more deaths and only "won" because of the size of their army, basically the south was the better educated, physically superior Nazis and the union was the dumbass, weak Russians that only "won" because of the size of their army, just a giant army of betas
>>64583501
i copy pasted the wrong thing
i give up
>>64583471
But all my john oliver videos will become outdated.
>>64583459
He has literally failed at every head coaching job he's ever had. But he's always mentioned for HC vacancies. Why would anyone want him was HC?
THAT SUPERFAN HAHAHA
SOMEONE PLS SCREENCAP THAT
>>64583436
Crabcake looks 10/10, but what human male requires that many cucumber discs
>Coker
Should have been picked
>>64583484
Please call 911 please don't die become an OSU fan you don't need to continue supporting alabama
>>64583522
The south died of states' rights senpai. And I'm southern.
>>64583529
this one?
>>64583471
why is everyone on 4chan obsessed with black dick
>>64583492
>Ohio state can only take the top 20 players from Ohio each year
>There are more than 20 good players in Ohio each year
There you go
Just got in lads...what have I missed?
Lol, #13 on bama gets out niggered and gets pushed over.
Little surprise he gets back up to jaw at the person who took advantage of his dumb ass.
Bama has some angry chimps on their offense.
ONLY AN ABSOLUTE FAGGOT GOES OUT NEW YEAR'S EVE...STAY THE FUCK HOME AND GET COMFY, YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
>>64583484
you haven't deleted your porn yet nerd
>>64583530
Gf made this feta dill dipping sauce that's amazing with cucumbers. Don't judge me breh.
>>64583522
You fucking lost. Leave to an SEC faggot to be a little bitch about it.
>>64583548
No clue, it's fuckin weird.
>>64583546
R O B U S T
O
B
U
S
T
>>64583525
Its because he brings his own defensive coordinator, his dad
>>64583546
thanks.
and damn lane kiffin...
>>64583507
>panama
When is the last time you ate?
>>64583552
Nothing
>american f0-0tball
>>64583552
Saban's waifu is the loveliest dwarf and best shingeki.
>>64583559
>tfw can watch this game and still have time to go out
Pacific Time Zone masterrace reporting in.
>All this defense
Take note BIG "12"
DAE think Derek Henry got his lips from his dad?
>0-0
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me guys
>>64583594
>implying you'll be going out
>>64583572
Was about to say, three more and you'd have yourself and all of your gal pals one hell of a spa day, fgt.
>>64583586
eating a gluten free muffin right now
it's ok, but I think I'm gonna eat half and wrap it up and get some grapes
>this game
Hey. I got it
>>64583452
This is how non meme teams play football. Scoring points is easy when neither team gives a shit about playing the big D.
Real.
Hard.
Physical
Sweaty
Man on Man
Defensive
Grinding
Football.
Notre Dame would booty blast both these teams
>>64583552
Two white QBs who can't do shit and a bunch of nigs, who are having the same problem.
There is a good chance of a chimp out, since the after-the-play-shoving is increasing.
Tune in, anon.
>>64583594
Get on my level, senpai
>>64583597
Canadians elected Justin Trudeau lmaoooooo
>>64583632
whatever helps you sleep at night
>>64583632
>Hey guys look it was posted again!.jpg
>>64583632
Houston would booty blast both these teams
Its so much fun to root against alabama. EVERY PLAY
>>64583632
No they wouldn't, and you know it
>>64583631
>Real.
>Hard.
>Physical
>Sweaty
>Man on Man
>Defensive
>Grinding
please stop describing the gay porn you watch man
>>64583377
Twilight Zone Marathon after this is over
B-b-b-but the CB dindu nuffin'!
>>64583647
Unironic yes
>>64583632
OHHHHHHHHHHH NOON TOMORROW SENPAI
>0-0
why is this game semen slurping guys?
>>64583648
This. I don't give a fuck about college football at all, I'm just here to root against Alabama because Saban is a douchebag and quit on the Dolphins that one time (and I'm not even a Dolphins fan)
>>64583640
why are these mongrels in a public sanitation pool instead of on the beach?
29 on Bama is complete shit. Turn the fuck around once in the game.
Who /a/ here?
>>64583661
El Ray is fucking awesome
>>64583643
Americans elected Obongo lmaooooooooooo
I hope Connor Cook dies, do it for the south, Alabama
autism request incoming
I need that shitly drawn USA that says "it appears my superiority has led to some controversy"
so far the houston game has been the most enjoyable game today
Who else /WatchingGameAloneInRoomInTheDarkSoNoOneKnowsYouAreHomeOnNewYearsEve/ here?
>bama DBacks don't know how to cover without hugging
>>64583677
here
Does Cook even lift?
>>64583679
>Watching the new trash version
Kill yourself my man. Put it on Sci Fi and watch the actual good episodes.
>>64583659
You left out "the big D". That was the first red flag.
>>64583677
only faggots
>>64583675
Uhgh we shouldn't have had that in the 1st place
>>64583675
Ugh.
If you're going to post Lela, at least post a pic from when she wasn't a piece of plastic.
>>64583686
that's because Houston should've been playing in the NCG
their only loss was when their QB got injured
>>64583679
Did your cable company also take away Comedy Central, Spike tv, mtv, and vh1?
El Ray was one of the new channels I got
>>64583676
True freshman. He's rather good otherwise.
>>64583690
Same but room is lit and ppl know im alone
>>64583683
I thought I had it but I don't. Take this instead.
>>64583704
fucking gross
>>64583690
How do you have no one to go out with yet there are enough people whose opinions you give a shit about for you to do that?
>>64583677
*raises her hand*
KEEP DRIVING IT
LETS FUCKING GO
>>64583690
my brother i here with me
>flag football
Woooo
Kiffin and/or Coker are going to screw over their team won't they?
>>64583713
Sounds like you've got a Viacom issue.
>>64583683
>>64583713
not mine, i don't tv
but i'm visiting parental units and they're getting fucked by cable too
>>64583704
>>64583672
Waikiki beach might as well be a sewer. North shore is where it's at.
REFBAALLLLLLLLL
>>64583671
Fuck Saban and fuck Clemson's coach, he looks like what Urban Meyer and Saban's douchy lovechild would look like.
Oklahomo shouldn't have been in the playoffs, put a real team with a real D and you will see memeson fall over.
>>64583704
Still would
>>64583731
>her
>>64583704
gross
>>64583731
feet
Both of these teams suck ass.
>Congrats Clemson
>>64583640
oh fuck do you have more of that asian girl
>>64583747
been there not into DUDE WAVES LMAO
Is this even going to break 30? Is my bama -10 bet most likely going to lose because there won't even be 10 points for bama?
it seems like Clemson is gonna smash either one of these teams
>refball in effect
That was a prime example of grounding
Can we please talk about this?
Let's let the elephant out of the room
>>64583742
gracias, amigo
>>64583761
They both have great defenses autismo.
>>64583733
or not
>>64583677
A for autism?
MSU QB really a QB?
>>64583774
being this retarded
is that nigga hiding a boner?
So Alabama is Cell and Michigan State is Gohan right?
Why do all these meme qbs keep throwing shit into double and triple coverage? Can they not read the pre-snap defense?
>>64583640
>Have the ocean right there
>Sitting in a pool
Everyone in that pool needs acid dumped on their face.
That faggot Ryan Seacrest could QB better than Cook
>>64583776
he doesn't look too much shorter than Obongo
Bama is dominating these weak fucks
Hey Connor, you supposed to throw to the fucking receivers. Not in their general direction.
>>64583776
Hush, the adults are trying to watch football.
>>64583677
blasting r/a/dio while I watch the game and shitpost
RAPE
WHAT THE FUCK
>>64583776
>Saban is a manlet
It all makes sense now.
boring game
too bad Baylor or TCU isn't on, that's actual fucking football, you know, where the teams aren't so SHIT that they can't score!!!
So why is shittigan state throwing the ball away?
THAT MASCOT IS RAPING THAT GIRL
WHAT TOPPINGS SHOULD I GET ON MY PIZZA
>>64583796
He likes the man-ass.
>0-0
mfw the best part of this game is the commercial break 2 second cheerleader shots
>>64583809
>"dominating"
>in a 0-0 game
SPARTY JUST COSBY'D THAT CHEERLEADER
MISOGYNY
MISOGYNY GET IN HERE TUMBLR WE NEED YOUR HELLLLLLLLLP
>>64583818
sleep tight jon mac
>>64583780
>great defense
Obviously, Herbie.
Remember when the SEC was supposed to be relevant?
Too bad the BCS was totally exposed. Welcome to Playoff Football, SEC. Welcome to irrelevance.
>>64583794
I'm sorry you're retarded senpai
There's nothing Bama is doing that's stopping MSU's offense. Receivers just need to catch the ball.
>>64583824
BACON
Cook is supposed to be a good QB?
>>64583824
Onion and sausage desu senpai.
>>64583824
Sausage and mushroom
>>64583818
sleep tight jon mac
>>64583824
Extra sauce
Is 150 meters considered a manlet? My friend wants to know
>>64583809
That last drive ended with a penalty and overthrown passes, sit down.
>>64583690
My older sister, who is an incredibly socially retarded hambeast autistic nerd has her black nerdy BF over and they are watching horror movies downstairs. I'm supposed to be the slightly more socially adjusted baby brother, I'm not a hambeast and I am not a total sperg yet here I am, alone in my room with a half a six pack gone watching the game on my laptop since I was cucked out of the den. What happened /sp/?
>>64583818
sleep tight jon mac
>>64583824
toothpaste
>>64583479
>that asian dude with two phones
>>64583824
none
just get a flat piece of cooked bread
literally falling aslepp right now
both these meme teams are shitty. the cfp proves itself a failure yet again imo
Both of these teams would get rolled by Houston. I'd like to hear some pussy try to dispute me, but you can't.
>>64583850
>150 meters
Do you know how large that is, my man?
>one hour in
>0 scores
i dont think this semen slurpping sport is for me
>>64583824
MOTHERFUCKING PEPPERONI, BANANA PEPPERS, BLACK OLIVES, AND FUCKING SHIT FUCK FIRE SUPER DUPER RICOTTA CHEESE YOU BEAUTIFUL FUCKING SUPER AMAZING FATASS PIZZA EATING FUCK
>>64583824
Pineapple dubs senpai
Do you guys wanna get some taco bell and talk about Notre Dame.
>that fedora alabama kid
>yfw this finishes 3-0
>>64583824
Pepperoni and Spinach
Don't be a bitch. Do it.
What are you eating tonight, bros?
>>64583854
How do your parents not kill themselves?
>>64583850
No that would be a giant
>>64583824
Extra Anchovies, choclate shavings and chives
>>64583876
its another GAME OF THE CENTURY 9-6 game
>>64583854
>half a 6pack
this site is 18+ anon, i hope you realize this
was izzo's son shitposting about how ugly his sister izzo?
>>64583842
friendly reminder that NFL teams overrate CFB QBs year in and year out
Cook will get drafted in the first round and be a bust unless he rides the bench for 3-5 years
>>64583824
double pepperoni
FUCK YEAH
WHITE POWER
IZZO CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT HE'S SEEING
WOULD RATHER BE BACK @ THE HOTEL KEKING HIS WIFE
>>64583872
>>>/reddit/
HIT THAT DAB!!
Who else saw that dude
See what happens when your toss it to the white players?
You get shit done.
>>64583677
Roll tide!
>>64583880
Pussy
>>64583876
Like a real football game would
>>64583876
ill cover my teaser at least
>>64583769
You're no fun
>>64583764
I don't sadly. There are much better looking fobs in waikiki, though.
>>64583880
HAMBURGERS
>>64583882
one did
>>64583854
could be worse, I sleep in my dust and abestos filled basement everynight because I've been cucked out of my room by my mom's other son and I don't have enough money to go to school out of state at tOSU and own my own flat (Go Bucks)
if only michigan had a school worth a damn
The average adult male in Texas is 180 meters
>>64583880
your mothers butt
>>64583704
how you want your ass famb
>>64583824
Extra cum
>>64583546
100% positive this same guy was at the Airforce/Cal game sitting next to me.
He was dressed up in full blue facepaint, too.
That mascot was not raping her. The cheerleader is wearing a short skirt. She was asking for it
Sparty did nothing wrong.
>>64583880
Steak n Shake takeout
>>64583878
Thanks for the input Popeye.
>>64583890
Anyone who drafts a QB in the first this year is fucking retarded.
I hope Cook enjoys being a Cowboy.
Daily reminder that traps are gay.
Reminder that Malik McDowell's parents initially refused to sign his LoI because his mother overheard MSU players telling him that he wouldn't have to go to class if he went to MSU
mcdowell is so fucking based. my favorite spartan defender all year.
Henry kind of sucks so far.
I don't understand what all the hype was about.
>>64583917
tfw manlet...
>>64583880
whooper senpai kill me now my gains are all gone
FUCKING NORMIES BLOWING OFF THEIR FIREWORKS EARLY
>>64583888
I'm 22.
>Set up 4 DBs on the first down line
>Give up the reception at the first down line anyway
Please god somebody score before halftime
.
>>64583824
Pepperoni and mushroom with slightly extra cheese
Daily reminder that women are dumber and weaker than men.
DRAGON
>MICHISHIT STATE
HOOOOOOOOLY SHIT
Speed kills nigga
ROLL DAMN TIDE!!!!!!
>>64583912
Don't act like you could get into UofM
THAT CATCH
Was that a TD?
Finally something happened.
>>64583947
Got u family
DRAAAAAAAAGOOOOOOOOON
>MICHISHIT
>DETOILET
AHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Good god, Clemson is going to annihilate either of these teams.
>>64583943
Go back to reddit
7-0
Game over
>Nessler came in his pants
