Last Chicago game of the year. Dis should be a good one.
Alcohol is mandatory. Remember, you're here forever.
Coverage starts 7:00PM CST.
first for england
>>64581749
Happy New Year.
Note to self: if you're going to heat up a pan and use the water method to test if it's hot enough, dry off the water before adding in olive oil
Can we talk about our feelings again this game? We did that Tuesday during the 2nd period and Tumbles was amazing.
We stop in period 3 and he shit the bed
WHERE
THE
FUCK
IS
KONROYD
NO
NO
NO
>>64581790
OH FUCK EDDIE IS IN FOXBORO! FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
>>64581781
You know my ex fiancee I was talking about then? I actually got engaged to her on this night, a year ago.
Haha that's all the feels you're gonna get out of my tonight, however. I'm all business tonight
LGTSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>64581810
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
Oh goddammit.
>>64581862
If we are all stucking with Konroyd the hell that's all we're going to get.
Also I have booze for tonight so we're I am going to be able to get through this shitstorm more easily
There are no people I'd like to ring in the New Year more than with you dick turds.
>>64581781
No, because darlings in the net.
>>64581790
>eddie has forsaken us
Super fucking tempted to go back to seige right now.
And I'm also going to be drinking for the first time in about 7 months tonight, so if I start writing more fan-fiction about you, Rbo, it's just the booze. >>64581874
>>64581990
>fan-fiction
Oh jesus.
>>64581971
>Darling is net
>No Eddie
>No Eddie and Pat on New Years Eve
>Alcohol for us fucks
And that is a great recipe for liver failure
>>64582011
>>64581922
>>64581990
>>64582056
Fuck the gods I posted all this in my true form. My secret identity is fucked. Now you know who I truly am..... "Anonymous"
It's not enough. It's not nearly enough.
I think our Aussie friend is too shit faced to join us tonight. Might be a pretty lean in the way of conversation tonight.
>>64582130
How is that Captain Morgan white rum?
>>64582142
It goes in mojitos. Does its job.
>>64582159
Tastes like alcohol eh? Fair enough. Not sure what I was expecting for a review.
>>64582178
It's pretty hard to screw up rum
>running on 2 hours sleep
>hungover as all fuck
>konroyd
I think 2016 is the year I kill myself.
>>64582189
Yeah hard to screw up, but glorious if you do it right. I had some rum called Zaya and I think it was made in Barbados? Made with real cane sugar instead of syrup. Ridiculous.
>>64582215
Know what you should do?
Get drunk.
>>64582142
No Aussie? Fuck
>>64582215
I don't think your drinking's done quite yet if you're gonna watch this game m9
>>64582269
Nah he just checked in. >>64582215
Oh joy. As if things weren't bad enough then we get a Bickell interview.
Fucking god hates us
LGTSS
>>64582265
>>64582273
L-lets go alcoholism
>>64582375
What's it called? Hair of the dingo?
Varlamov pls
>>64582375
You can do it! I believe in you!
>that habs jersey behind the avs bench
Thats poor fucking form
Its gonna be one of those nights isn't it bros?
>>64582465
yes
>>64582465
It's a game against the hawks literal boogeyman it is going to be a long fucking game.
>>64582490
>>64582492
>That dumb ass pass
>Penulty
And now the beer is getting opened
Fug.....................
>>64582465
yeah
>>64582509
Gonna ring in the new year with a .35 BAC
>>64582465
Shitty game commentary because of Konroyd? Yes.
Shitty game because half the team already checked out? Yes.
Shitty gamethread because everyone's drunk?
Yes.
All signs point to yes.
>"what'd you do for new years"
>spent all day setting up a new laptop and pulling all of Microsoft's shit out of Windows 10
>almost started a grease fire
>made chicken that turned out quite tasty
>got drunk
>screamed at a man named Steve Konroyd through my television
>ended the night throwing empty beer bottles at Carson Daly on my television
Pretty good day tbqh
>>64582492
And the ride is just fucking starting. Fuck.
Hot damn Scotty earning his paycheck right now
>>64582548
Least it wasn't an even strength goal
r-right?
Might be a reason why Darling isn't getting used that often Pat.
Can't fucking imagine why but I'd say it might be him playing badly at times but what do I know?
I'm just a sober Blackhawks fan most of the time who watches too much hockey
Fucking jewel-tier mint. Going bad after one day.
Madame Zeroni lives in Colorado
>>64582587
Doesn't matter, still went in.
>>64582613
>doesn't matter, still went in
- P. Kane, 2015
>>64582609
>I'm just a sober Blackhawks fan
Somone please help me, I don't understand these words.
>>64582653
>>64582653
And now E. Kane.
>>64582659
If I ever make a trip that will be my name
Sober Blackhawk Fan
>>64582609
>sober
do you hate yourself?
>>64582653
>>64582692
>Sober.
Why even bother.
Living.
>Minnesota Hawks
>>64582756
No one else heard that?
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DARLING
dARLIN YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>64582715
Yes I do. We established this Tuesday night
>>64582730
Because someone else has to hang out with you fucks in these threads besides yourselves
WHAT THE FUCK DARLING STOP TRYING TO BE LIKE BISHOP
DARLING A ONE MAN TEAM
Well I almost puked thanks darling.
Holy fuck who slipped bourbon into Darling's water bottle
Did anyone else hear that Mario getting bigger sound effect or am I hallucinating?
>>64582861
I think that's their succesful penalty kill sound.
>>64582852
Crawford.
>>64582715
There's a guy in the White Sox threads that watches them sober. And they have gone 212-274 since 2012. That's masochism right there.
>>64582884
I don't know how anyone watches chicago sports sober. It's like these people are super human.
also
>konroyd talking about his career
You arnt eddie pls just stop this farce you cybernetic servo cunt.
>>64582884
Fucking hell that's insanity
>>64581862
I always thought Kane kinda looks like Hayden Christensen from the prequels.
It's good that he's keeping a low profile now, his movie this year was pretty damn good. Too bad atheists ruined its IMDB score.
>>64582972
He was in a movie?
>>64582972
What in the fuck are you talking about?
>>64582972
People who hated him in the Star Wars prequels did it. He was fucking terrible in those movies and he should feel bad for eternity for being so fucking shit
>>64582995
I don't think it was necessarily his acting, but the shitty writing/love story that made it bad.
>>64582995
No actor could have saved the prequels. Natalie Portman's career was almost ruined because of Lucas.
Darling's New Year's Resolution: Start drinking again
EAT DICK VARLAMOV
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>64582995
He was a poor choice in casting imho but even then even if an actor could make that car crash of a script watchable lucas was still involved.
Have the refs swallowed their whistles already?
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
ANISIMOV
ANISIMOV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SCCCCCCCAAAAAARRRRR!
>Brandon Saad
literally who
How the fuck did Anisimov make that go?
KaneGB line strikes again.
My New Years confession: I actually liked the prequels.
SCCCAAAAARRRRRR
That last 90 seconds of even strength was better than their entire power play
>>64583078
Get out. Get the fuck out of here right now you shitbag.
>>64583078
Okay now thems fighting words
>>64583106
If you don't think Natalie Portman is the most based QTpa2T in the world, you are a homosexual.
>>64583115
Good luck, flesh sack.
>>64583078
The prequels did have some great moments I will never begrudge them that, the music was superb, that first part of the fight against darth maul in the laser fences was fucking so tense (and then it was ruined by all that flippy bullshit thanks lucas) I know a lot of people didn't like it but I enjoyed the attempt (however poorly executed) to flesh out the universe even though they maybe spent maybe an hour too long across all 3 movies doing it. Other then that and some minor things those films were just a car crash.
>>64583078
>tfw missed podracing in threedee
I must say, you can get Windows 10 looking pretty good with some effort
>>64583154
I never knew I wanted this until now
>russian interview
awwww yisss
>>64583193
Why is Kermit's asshole shitposting in this thread?
Even Anisimov doesn't like Konroyd
>how do you beat this goal tender
>the same shit we do every game
Enlightening stuff Konroyd.
>>64583253
Thank you based Anisimov. I knew I was gonna like this kid.
Is it just me or does Jamal sound absolutely hammered?
>>64583193
>>64583295
Eddie can't be so Jamal volunteered. Good man
>>64583295
No one's watching, so sure.
>>64583308
>>64583315
In the pregame he said he wanted to check the other CSN guy into the boards
>"Owned them"
Fuck off
Fuck the niggerhawks
Does Steve keep saying Artemi Anisimov?
Who vodka here?
>>64583414
Yes, BC. Yes he does. It's INFURIATING.
>>64583414
He does. He called max domi Ty in the last game
Guys, guys. I'm from the future of 2016.
Hawks win.
>>64583449
>>64583430
Someone fired up a microwave too close to him and screwed up his Motherboard.
>>64583450
How's the tranny hookers going for you there?
DESI?
TUEVO TIME?
DESI DESI
DESJARDINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>64583426
>Titos
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
DJ
All these Avs shitposters all of a sudden
Desi!
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! FUCK YEAH!
HOLY FUCK THAT PASS
TURBO AND DESJARDIN MAH GAWD
>>64583502
Smoothest vodka i've ever had.
Inb4 OT
>>64583450
What the fuck are you doing in the Philippines?!
WHat in the devil's arsehole is with this skelyton memeings?
For my New Year's wish, I want Bowman to call up Dano from Rockford so we can have a night full of Danault/Dano from Pat and Eddie
>>64583540
Manshitter is shitting his pants
>>64583469
Nah, pat spilled some bourbon on him and something shorted out.
>>64583540
What are you doing in the Philippines? I thought you were Australian?
>>64583506
>>64583571
Sex tourist.
PANERA FOR DINNER
KANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>64583571
He's there fucking tranny hookers for cheap
RAPEMAN
THE BREADMAN AND THE BIG RED MACHINE!
THE BROTHERS OF DESTRUCTION!
>>64583577
See that you Bangladesh goat fucker?
That was a SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
THERAPIST.
>tfw when making a mojito you notice some sort of eggs on one of the mint leaves
You're not getting in that easy spiders
>>64583539
>>64583571
I am Australian. On holiday with the in-law family, visiting half the fucking country
Kane still getting away with it
>>64583627
>Implying they weren't skeleton eggs
Fug
>>64583627
This just in: Your liquor store/mint leaf perveyor is spiders.
wtf. were they buttfucking?
>>64583627
You'll be fine let the legion inside you.
PENULTY!
>Kane goal off a Teravainen feed
Oh Pat.
>>64583663
>almost 2016
>not buttfucking on ice
>>64583628
They don't have a tranny district eh? Gotta travel around to see them all
I can't remember....are restaurants usually open on New Years Day? I have a hunch I'm going to be too hungover to cook myself food
>>64583663
You ever just see a forward and think damn I wana drag him to the ice and hold his stick for a bit?
>Kane is backdoor
Careful now
>>64583737
I sure hope so because fuck.
We /mario/ now
>>64583783
Yeah usually everything is open new years day. Might open late
>>64583766
only if im the d-man that night.
This fuckin' beer league ref man
>>64583735
I've only encountered one trannie. S/he was a tour guide.
>>64583810
>>64583805
late won't be a problem
Fug
Darling you fat fuck!
darling plz dont. plz.
That was pretty soft
>DadyMac
>that woo woo
That fuck
We /cottoneyedjoe/ now
I can't decide who has the worse Arena music/traditions, the avs or the blues. That powerplay dance thing the blues do is pretty fucking cringe but that whoo whoo is also pretty fucking bad.
I just noticed....what the fuck are the avalanche wearing?
>>64584035
Clothes, ya dingus.
>>64584030
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtrn2pvAhaM
>>64584035
Fuck knows. Probably some alternate 3rd jersey bullshit
>>64584035
RetroJew
>>64584067
IT'S SO BAD WHY DID IT BECOME A THING FUCK
>>64584067
>he wears that thing the whole game
>>64584074
>diabetes queen
Foul
>>64584074
I prefer my ladies.... ALL BONES!
(Like skin and bones but just the bones. Because skeletons)
>>64584074
I'm amazed someone was able to get a picture of that thing. I'd assume her mass would generate enough gravity to suck in light itself
>Follow Tracy Myers on Twitter
>Uploads a picture of a very familiar street, with a very familiar house.
>Another picture, this time close to the house.
>A third, you now realize that house is yours.
>A DM arrives on your page. Reluctantly, you open it.
>It's a picture from your driveway.
>Another. This time your door.
>A slow creaking can be heard from behind you.
>"Tracy Myers here in the press booth."
>>64584168
Also who the fuck goes to a team event wearing nothing but a jersey and no pants like who the fuck does that.
>>64584189
This is one of the reasons I don't have a twitter account
>>64584074
Shit taste fambam
Sure is quiet compared to Tuesday.
>>64584189
>>64584207
Just let her in your DMs
>>64584204
Lol she's also fuckin married apparently?
>>64584235
well yeah...she needs a regular feeding source
>>64584074
>saved
don't judge
>>64584225
Probably because it's not a high scoring game
>>64584225
We're here bro and so far the Hawks are winning.
So far so good man. Besides these threads still do better than most basketball and hockey ones so don't despair
>>64584235
It looks like the wedding ring is a bit small so I assume she was a lot thinner when she married then she went full disappointing and ate her spouse to put on that sort of weight.
>>64584225
There were a lot more Yotes fans in here Tuesday
This seems appropriate for intermission
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIGPO90xYG4
>Certified ice
>>64584341
It's tap water with a drop of paint in it.
>burger expert is fat
whould've thought?
This might be Foley-tier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDxGG1T2QhU
>>64584400
Never trust a skinny chef.
>>64584418
what about Gordon Ramsey?
>welcome to denny's...uh, binnys intermission live
top kek
>>64584424
Gordon Ramsey and Robert Irvine are my exceptions.
Jamal is getting drunker by the intermission
>that smile
>>64584445
>"We will see you when the game ends, here."
>Implying.
>jamals eyes struggling to focus looking into the camera
That man is fucked up.
>>64584450
What about James May?
>>64584531
he might actually get me to watch the postgame show....just to see how gone he is after another 40 minutes
>>64584550
uh huh
>>64584555
I kind of wish Gay Cnetre Live gave me post game shows but oh well I can go back to sleep and pray my head hasn't split open while I slumber.
>>64584418
You would know all aboput chefs, wouldn't you?
>our ratings are going up we have another viewer
lmaoooooooooo
So I have two extra limes cause I'm all out of mint....what the fuck do I do with them?
I have:
beer
whiskey
white rum
coke
![[scheming intensifies].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/23X5kZN.jpg "[scheming intensifies].jpg")
>>64584624
>Avs still taking the body hard
>not gumming up the middle of the ice and forcing dump ins which that hawks loath to do
fuck
>>64584663
Whisky sour
>>64584663
Rum and coke with a squeeze of lime
>>64584684
That's called a Cuba Libre you dip
>>64584675
I should have mentioned the Whiskey is scotch
>>64584684
This seems like the best likely answer
>>64584663
what beers do you have?
>>64584690
Don't you call me a dip you cotton-headed ninny muggins
>>64584693
Then drink the scothc straight and suck the limes later when you feel line dykng
>>64584695
see
>>64582130
Some of the sweetwater is gone now
>>64584713
I say have some beers then swap to cuba libres if you need a change.
I just had 3 floyds cimmerian sabertooth berzerker and it was good friends
Also I had a bad ribeye it was a bad restaurant with a good beer list
I don't like darlings new mask its too similar to crawfords.
>>64584740
I've never been all that impressed by 3 Floyds
>>64584761
Well fuck you its my favorite brewery
>>64584769
hey, if you like it, drink it
Lol Darling hasn't even thought about leaving his blue paint this entire period
>TFW Coach Q ripped him a new asshole in the locker room
What I'd give to be a fly on the wall in there
>go to shitpost
>suddenly half the period is over
>>64584778
This seems familiar...
>>64584776
I gotcha bruh I'm just being a melancholy dickhead
>>64584778
Apparently Q isn't one for screaming abuse at the team he just shames them in the locker room if they make mistakes and lets the guilt do the work.
holy fuck how did he stop that?
>>64584791
I am fucking drunk
that SAVE
>>64584795
or sends them to rockford
>>64584783
alcohol is a hell of a thing
>>64584795
Lmao he looks like a villain from a Disney movie bro. I don't think I can believe that. More importantly, I don't think I WANT to believe that.
I like to imagine he's like the news guy from Spiderman.
>>64584822
Only if they touch one of his daughters.
>>64584822
Or, in extreme circumstances, to Europe
Weew shaw did something lmao
>that sequence
>you gotta suck one to take one
>>64584860
Yeah, he got his ass kicked, twice
>>64584879
where the fuck did you come from
