>>64576956
>not /wjc/
Sweden no
>Swedes and finns mad as fuck they lost in spengler AGAIN
HAHAHHAHAH love it
>>64576982
no wjc until next year
>>64576956
Good thread
>>64577009
>Last thread it was the Spongler
>now it's the Spengler
Are we sure you aren't making this thing up?
>12
>>64577009
what the fuck is spengler? is it a meme cup like the CHL?
>>64577009
Giroux looked dominant in both games
>>64577009
Jesus christ.
Will someone tell me when this spongler tournament happened and why Canada thinks it's something?
>teenage hockey
>>64577064
Davos fan boy detected
>>64577009
Literally what? Is that some sort of meme cup that only canacucks know about?
>>64577021
For you
>>64577078
everyone ITT is a Mild supporter, senpai
>>64577064
Some euro beer league teams + team canada
>>64577094
sorry what is Davos? I don't speak gypsy
>>64577072
You're being trolled my man
>>64577097
Let them be.
It's the only thing that keeps them going.
"It's Canadas game......It's Canadas game...."
>>64577097
he hit that canafart so hard that he turned into Geno Malkin.
>>64577119
He was Stannis' homie in Game of Thrones
>>64577064
>>64577072
>>64577097
HAHAH nice damage control
>"wwww-wwhat is it???"
Guys our media is going wild right now.
It just came in that the top tier finnish team "jokerit" lost to a bunch of canadian rejects in the legendary Springles cup
>>64577261
Relay friend it's only a game eh
No need to be so mad aboot it.
Almost feel like making an image macro with that "I used to rule the world you know" with England and us but instead put Canada in the wheelchair and sweden driving "I used to win this game you know"
>Having an Oiler prospect on your team
Sweden BTFO
>over 40 posts early
hope youre ready for the Sweden btfo edition
>>64577316
If only other countries could win at the highest level, then you could make that meme.
>>64577294
The news of peoples republic of Finlandia is down due to traffic overload.
This must be why.
>>64577348
>Canada
>winning at the highest level
Woah is it 1993 again?
Listen im telling u
There's literally NO chance canada could beat finland
Pulju is literally baby jesus and CANT be stopped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFhPl43uZQs
>"can"ada
>>64577391
Talking Olympic hockey, Caitlyn.
>>64577329
Literally who?
He gets sent home tonight
One may night in 1998, a shining star led the three wise men Kummola, Kurri and Jutila to Älvskarleby, SWE. There in an empty hockey rink they found a baby boy wrapped in hockey jerseys and immediately understood his significance. Unwilling to make the finding of new messiah exposed to Swedes they named him Jesse instead of Jesus and gave him to Puljujärvi family in Tornio, FIN to be raised as a Finn instead of a Swede. They knew that it would take a while for Finland to finally win the olympic gold but it certainly was coming.
>>64577348
Thing with Canada is that even if you lose a group game, which you actually to against sweden like every WC you always end up eliminating us in the finals or semifinals anyway. Canada is the best hockey nation in the world no doubt.
After that it's sweden though desu desu senpai senpai
Listen im telling u
There's literally NO chance slovakia could beat sweden
Lill-lill-nyllet is literally baby jesus and CANT be stopped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jDiAcqbO0c
>>64577448
William Lagesson. Enjoy your cancer.
>>64577463
>dat speed
>dat size
>dat shot
>dat cock
>>64577508
Nice nigger music, loser
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDvXhbriFE8
>>64577493
Not this year f am this is the shittiest junior team I've ever seen
>virtanen
>marner
>strome
Literally anus tier prospects. We should have a decent team again next year, but get these faggots off my team
>>64577463
>>64577535
>tfw he and Auston Mathews will be Oilers and never heard from again
>>64577520
>Im gonna suck your cock bro
Literally a faget cuck. Thanks for outing him
>>64577463
10/10
Would witness again
>>64577463
G O A T
O
A
T
>>64577714
Sorry Finland. He'll be an Oiler and his hockey career ruined.
>>64577446
>literally an amateur tournament
Try harder Gordon
>>64577009
>reminder that sweden and US didnt get invited
>reminder the finnish team cucked Finland and plays in the KHL
>Alumni game
>Bruins playing 61 year old Lemelin in goal
>Habs playing fucking Theodore in their goal
>canada
>good at hockey
>>64577829
Reminder that said Finnish team was equalent of the deadmonton oilors and sucked dicks year after another untill they were send to the gulags.
Canadians should not be allowed to post in this thread. Leave hockey discussion to countries that are actually good at hockey,
>>64577953
Reminder that the Oilers are where your precious Jesse is headed.
>>64577953
thats worse, the spengler would rather invite jokerit than have any other finnish team.
>Sweden, US, and Finland didnt get invited
>Canada in charge of getting bullied
>>64578020
It's fitting that he goes there.
Just like Kurri and Tikkanen, he will win 4+ cups with them.
>>64577951
>>64577996
Can't hear you from all the way up here
>>64578037
>m-muh cup no one cares about
you're literally entering america tier damage control. Are you also going to call the winner of the spoopler cup world champions as well?
>>64578074
>Not pictured: SWEDEN
LELMAOOOOOOO
>>64578074
>finnish hockey= The future
>canadian hockey= The past
Face it, the future of icehockey is european.
>>64577463
Cum to Carolina pls based Pulj
>>64578081
>wahh I didn't get invited
>it probably sucks
>i-i dont care, i didnt want to go anyway
>>64578131
>Hakanpää
>Salomäki
What a bright future
>>64578140
>canadians unironically think we actually care about a cup that goes mid season in switzerland
>>64578137
Aho's a Canes pick right? He's playing on the same like with Pulju in the finnish league
>>64578182
Funny how you didn't mention the best 2way forward in the NHL, Barkov.
>yfw Sweden won't be able to field a team soon because everyone in the country is a mudslime.
>>64578219
Aho has been great all season long and now outplaying guys like Rantanen, Kapanen and Hintz.
I thought Carolina made a mistake not picking the bigger and faster guy in Hintz but Aho has been proving me wrong all season long.
>>64578230
Or anyone else of note.
Why do you have to reply to every bait?
>>64577785
>professionals don't play in the Olympics
I knew americaitlyns were casual but this is ridiculous
>>64578074
>Ron Francis 2nd on that list in assists
Best GM in the league desu
>>64578219
Yeah, he is. The Canes farm system is horribly unbalanced, with literally 0 NHL-level RWs and 4 or 5 great LWs (Aho being the best).
That's another reason I want to see Pulju in Raleigh. Aho would presumably play even better with his elite Finnish teammate.
>>64578230
>0 Selke nominations
What a great defensive forward
>>64578230
>After second loss of World Juniors, Canadians call themselves ‘major underdogs’ against host Finns
>‘major underdogs’
Canada is kill
>>64577078
>i-i-its just a buch of teenagers
>nobody takes that stupid thing seriosly
>its not on canadian ice with canadian referees so it does not count
>>64578540
That's what you call elite vision.
He saw that play developing 2 seconds before it started.
>>64578606
Finlands literally who defense and Manlet goaltending will surely hold through to the finals
>>64578728
"Defense wins games, offense wins champions" - Bull Mentula
>>64578347
>ahl is "professional"
Top kek
>>64578760
t. Roid babby idiot
>>64578783
>I don't understand the word professional
Americaitlyn education, everyone
>>64578760
This statement negates itself.
Bull looks and sounds like he has meat for brains.
>>64578856
look at this guy jumpin through hoops. nice buzzword there reddit
>>64578891
>I was only PRETENDING
good game kid
>>64578891
America self inflicted btfo
Can you tell how good a player is by how many game points he gets in the ahl (amateur hockey league)
>>64578932
it wasnt me. why are you always so angry
>>64578998
You have me muted?
The fuck is wrong with you?
>>64579059
He obviously can't handle the banter, look at his post lelmao
>>64579059
>muted?
retard. plus I wouldnt see this post if I actually did. I did it to make the posts next to each other obviously
>>64579073
still projecting I see. I already showed you it wasnt me
>>64579073
>lelmao
nice I come back here after being away forever and people are still using my words
mirin
>>64579093
this isnt your first post in this thread
Based Hossa
>>64579126
it's my second after >>64579036
cuck
>>64579092
okay I guess that makes sense.
Apologies for doubting you my American friend.
>Canada samefagging for attention again
Why does one country get so btfo constantly
>>64579147
Who the fuck is this newfag trip and who gave you permission to trip? Do I need to make a comeback here lelmao
>>64579146
lelmao was said in this thread earlier than that. you should always read the thread.
>>64579168
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLk2aSBrR6U
>>64579196
You need to go back to your local asylum.
Clearly you're still not healed from you mental illness.
>>64579200
it doesnt matter
>>64579255
you need to go back to your icehut icenigger
>everyone trying to shit on canada
stay mad
9 olympic golds
16 world junior golds
25 world championship golds
13 spengler cups
20 Ivan Hlinka golds
3 U18 world championship golds
STAY MAD
>early games tonight
wew
>>64579413
is this literally your first time ever watch hockey on new years eve?
>>64577009
LOL Europoors can't even win at their own party
>>64579294
It's about time we lost something desu
Olympic gold
Wjc gold
Wc gold
Spengler cup
Essentially every major trophy in the NHL was won by a canadian
>canacucks
>>64579562
>the city of usa
Who /live/ here?
>Canada trying this hard to shift attention from getting btfo
I almost feel bad but they're just too big of faggots
>>64579619
go pongs m8 have fun
>>64579499
Except the Stanley Cup
>>64579435
no I just have a bad memory
>>64579625
this.
I've never seen anyone get this butt mad over junior hockey.
They really have nothing outside hockey.
>CANAKEKS AND RUSKEKS BTFO!
>>64579702
said finland
>>64579709
LOOK FAGGOTS
LOOK
>>64579702
its little brother syndrome
>>64579709
If Canada can't win I hope Russia does
Based Bear people will avenge the Beaver people against Mongolia & Somalia in the finals
>Habs
>getting BTFO despite playing fucking Theodore for two periods
lel
LEL
L-E-L
>>64579663
Won by an overwhelmingly Canadian team
Nice try buddy
>>64579726
Please.
We don't even really give ashit about hockey.
It's all about F1 and javelin here.
We also can take a loss without sounding like a bunch of hysterical bitches on psychosis.
THAT FEEL WHEN FINLAND WINS LE WJC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcQmBLvIHrE
best hockey scene in a non hockey movie? I vote running scared
>Canada literally cannot stop getting rekt
>>64579771
and in canada we care about curling and box lacrosse.
stay mad
>>64579771
yes you do, it's the only team sport you're even remotely good at and you still can't win shit
>tfw even "great britain" has a gold medal
>>64579897
fucking stop with these shitposts
why is canada so shit at the WJC this year ;_;
save us Strome
>>64579967
at least we'll be good next year
>>64579932
>this fucking mad
Calm down f@m, no need to get upset on a Taiwanese Magic the gathering trading card forum
>>64579967
Not enough memes
>>64579998
you are ruining /hoc/ why should i apologixze
Guys I just finished the 2020 season in my NHL career and Canada still had not won the cup lel
>tfw I was drafted by the leafs
>>64577165
>1993
>>64580130
>Canada constantly shitposts and trolls
>can't take the bantz when other countries make fun of Canada
You guys are bad memers tttt
Would you let him love you tenderly, /hoc/?
>>64579786
YEE RILLATAAN
Teams you thought would contend but didn't:
Ducks
Bolts
Habs
>>64580248
Canada.
>t. Don Cherry
Is there a pens/wings thread?
>>64580282
Doesn't look like there is unfortunately. Everyone must be at the game or partying.
https://youtu.be/NldpqyXRNQc
reminder that these 2 don't play for your team
>>64580170
>1980
>>64580130
>w-we're the best
>guys stop saying we're not
>pls
>pls stop
>>64580282
>>64580302
sorry was finishing my movie
>>64580330
>>64580330
>>64580330
>>64580133
in nhl 16? i went undrafted after consecutive 300 point seasons in the whl
>>64580340
>not pausing your movie and switching inputs ASAP so you can catch the game
>>64580355
>losing 2-0
who gives a shit ima get drunk. you fags arent gonna post anyway
Why do Russians that go play hockey in North America end up as busts?
>>64580375
I'll get in a shitpost or two before we FedEx these penguins back to Pittsburgh
>>64580348
Yeah, I started as a 17 year old goalie in ohl was drafted in the 2nd round. I even simed like 3/4s of the games
>>64580133
>>64580430
Do me
6'2" 220 lbs
I cant skate, so make me brad marchand
>>64580624
Do I look like some kind of cuck to you?
>>64580766
Im not sure, send me a picture, fuckboi
>>64580793
>>64580766
>rags
>>64580405
I wouldn't call Ovi a bust but ok.
GOOD NEWS BOYS. STANDING ON THE GOALIE AND LIMITING HIS MOVEMENT AND NOT ALLOWING HIM TO MOVE HIS STICK IS NOW A HOCKEY PLAYER.
>>64581058
>no cup
>still useless when hes not in offensive zone
eh
>>64581086
calm down, friend. Mrazek kicked it in, even if he was interfered with.
detroit fan here
>>64581086
Only if he kicks it in himself in error after.
>>64581117
Yup that makes it totally okay. One hundred percent.
Why are ice hockey players so much more superstitious than players of other sports?
>rags
>>64581117
You realize he wouldn't have moved that way if he was actually able to move and use his stick, right? He was in the process of using his stick when he realized the Pens player was blocking it's lateral movement.
>>64581163
Autism
>>64581086
>the bullshit goalie interference rules go away
>Wangos fans are mad
Fuck the Wings m8
>>64581172
you can't possibly know that. They're looking to make a better call than what was on the ice, and they couldn't. Speculation like that is utter bullshit
it was a dumb goal, but it wasnt illegal
>>64581109
Still better then the other russian players friend.
>>64581255
Well when your other players to be compared to are trash like Radulov, Varly, etc, that's not a high bar to set.
There's only a handful of good to elite "new generation" of Russians.
>These goalie interference calls on Wilson
Does anyone get called for more phantom penalties than Tom Wilson?
>>64579747
>>64577932
>implying Josie is good
>>64581500
holmstrom
>>64579747
reminds me of the time lemieux turtled
>>64581109
>useless when not in offensive zone
>repeatedly being put out by Trotz to close out the game and defend a lead after other team pulls a goalie.
Canadien hockey knowledge everyone.
>>64582224
Probably a x team in playoffs' fan. A lot of those in Montreal.
>>64582311
Probably. I almost never join in on the whole country vs country stuff, but this opportunity was too good.
What's /hoc/ doing for new years?
>>64582422
Sitting at home hating myself
>>64582422
Sitting at home masturbating then going to work tomrorow.
>football, soccer. basketball, baseball all have an insane amount of minorities
>hockey has relatively few
How long will this last? I don't want my sport to turn to shit.
>>64582448
Same bruh same
>>64582502
It's a complicated sport, anon.
>>64582422
drinking. I have a lot of food and downloaded a lot of movies and I'm watching hokkei now
>>64582502
it will last as long as its kept expensive and exclusive
do not encourage new fans
do not support expansion
>>64582422
Shot some rockets, got drunk and shit posted here.
Top 2 worst new year ever.
My kids didn't even give a shit about the rockets and played hockey on the frozen drive way while I stood there like an asshole with a bunch of firecrackers.
>>64582740
Should've aimed those at them.
>Red Wings
Useless fucks
>>64582740
im honestly surprised you're allowed fireworks in europe
>>64582740
should've done this
>>64577406
>poopoojarjar
>>64582797
Are you fucking stupid?
We have more guns per capita than any other country excluding USA.
I have 1 rifle and 3 shotguns.
Europe is not just Great cuckistan and Germany.
Even our delusional leftard female politicians stood up against EU regulating guns in member countries.
It will never happen in Finland.
Anyone making a Stars/Preds gamethread?
>>64582913
you. faggot.
>>64582913
>implying either team has fans
>>64582947
this tbqhwyf
>zatkoff saved this
>the wongs are losing
>>64582894
If Bernie gets elected looks like I'm going to funland
>>64582976
Got the .gif/.webm?
>>64582991
https://twitter.com/myregularface/status/682703328673927168
>>64583033
Thanks anon, dubs checked!
Looks like it would've hit the pipe, but was deflected a bit by the goalie's stick. Crazy save either way!
>>64583033
Damn. May have hit the pipe and bounced in if not deflected, good stick save.
>>64583033
Painful as this is for me I have to webm it
>>64583117
Just take solace in the fact that you're doing God's work, anon.
>>64583117
I will save this and post it with great satisfaction when zatkoff is thrusted into a big game and makes a miraculous save
I missed this entire season
why are so many players like crosby, tavares etc so shit? looking at their goals and shit rn
give me ONE reason why the Red Wings wont win the Stanley Cup next year, oh thats right, you cant. Here are some reasons why they will win
Coach - Jeff Blashill: great success at the AHL level and knows all the players very well. will easily transition to the NHL
Veteran Leadership: Zetterberg and Datsyuk and to a lesser extent Helm are some of the most skilled and respected players in the NHL, they will hold this team together and motivate them to win
Goalie: Petr Mrazek is the next Hasek, and Jimmy Howard will be an amazing backup - possibly the best goalie combo in the NHL desu
Players entering their prime: Abdelkader, Nyquist, Tatar, and Sheahan are all great players who should develop into all stars this year. All four of them should easily put up 60+ point seasons.
Gritty two way players: Luke Glendening is a hardworking blue collar guy. First guy in the gym and last one out. Really high hockey iq. Not the most technically skilled, but tries his best every second of the game. Is a monster on the PK. Drew Miller took a blade to the dome for his team... nuff said...
Elite Prospects: Pulkkinen is the next Stamkos, Mantha is a beast when he is healthy, Dylan Larkin looks like a future Hart trophy candidate, Andreas Athanasiou is literally the fastest skater in the NHL or AHL.
If we have one weakness it is defense, but we have some good defenders like DDK and Quincey, and our great defensive forwards make up for our lack of good defenders.
Damn, it feels good to be part of the most successful american hockey franchise. I was born in 1996 so I have not only never seen my team miss the playoffs, but I have witnesses 4 (four) stanley cup victories. Can anyone else say the same? haha get fucked haters.
>>64583250
overhyped meme players
>>64583250
The Penguins traded for Kessel.
That should explain that part.
>>64583283
stop
>>64583283
dank
>>64583283
That's the only weakness you can think of? How about not fucking scoring, and when they do they can't win by more than a point. The third period collapse was a big thing, now they've been playing like they're in the third through entire games. I'm not entirely pessimistic but they need some fucking help.
>>64583283
They are no Panthers. Sorry mate but the Panthers dynasty has begun. Barkov will be the captain of the best team in NHL.
>>64583351
>>64583372
>>64583372
ekblad will be captain
can someone make a ducks/oiler thread?
>tfw longest current win streak in the league
>>64582740
the idea of parents posting on 4chan worries me
>>64583629
don't forget, you're here forever
>>64583588
just wait until jagr breaks a hip and retires
FLORIDA IS DOOMED
YOU ONLY HAVE THE GOAT GOALER (LUUUUUUUUUU)
>>64583658
Yeah but he probably won't be a parent considering he is here.
>>64583658
this is an imageboard and you got the words wrong
>newfags calling newfags newfag
>inb4 newfag
>Red wings
Where is kings flams thread?
>>64583858
Where did... how did... this can't be real
>>64583858
>master of dubs
not this shit again
>>64583885
nigger are so gay they cant make it themselves. you dont even have a job
>>64583673
He'll play hockey until the day he dies, even if he has to skate around in a wheelchair
>>64583940
this is his last season btw
>>64583940
>skate around in a wheelchair
This should be a thing
>Clemson won
>Canes ended the Caps streak
Pretty nice end to 2015 desu
>>64583973
this is not true
>>64583992
who the fuck is clemson
>>64583992
>Skinner and Eric Staal returning to elite status
Feels absolutely fantastic
>>64583629
I'm more worried about the kids these days.
The other night I went to the movies with my gf and these 15 something kids in the line communicated with memes with each other.
"gotta go fast" "kek" I fucking wanted to slap them in the face.
Even my kid uses words like "fail" he's fucking 8 years old.
I banned all internet access for him for a month because he has been acting tough but mainly because he's fucking memeing irl.
>>64584071
>We are 5 years away from literal memers being in the NHL
God help us
>>64584071
holy shit I remember you from your anon days now. I kinda want to kill your kid but I know its because you only talk about him on here when he's being a giant faggot. I promise I wont.
>>64583978
Not as cool as it sounds
>>64584185
>that tape-to-tape passing
NHL'ers could learn a thing or two from these guys!
>>64584185
its like playing haxball on half speed
Who's the fattest player to have ever played in the NHL?
WINNIPEG JETS @ ARIZONA COYOTES
>>64583848
>>64583848
>>64583848
JEST @ SPARKLEDOGS
>>64583372
This fin knows what's up.
>>64584071
>he doesn't meme irl
>>64584245
Bufatlien, no doubt.
Dude is a balloon in the offseason.
I bet he loses 20 kilos in the regular season.
>>64584279
>iphone
>nye
have fun loser
>>64584245
I think we all know
Ph Ke
>>64584279
>StuffIwon'tuse
Are you me?
Shane Doan is elite
Jamie Benn doing Jamie Benn things!
1-1 Stars-Preds.
>get home
>Sweden cucked Canada with 5-2
>Detroit got cucked by the pens 5-2
Don't know how to feel about this. Not surprised about Detroit though tbqh family
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