give me some athletes with retarded names
i'll start - alshon jeffery
Jan-Ingwer Callsen-Bracker
Haha Clinton-Dicks
Danny Drinkwater
>>64574255
ur mum
D'Brickashaw Ferguson
>>64574422
Holy fucking shit my sides
>>64574457
holy shit it's real
Ha Ha Clinton-Dix
>>64574255
Cock Jol
Dick Jol
both Dutch
Ben Roethlisburger
>>64574422
underrated
Dick Trickle
Rusty Kuntz
Misty Hyman
>>64574397
>>64574503
No nicknames edition
Metta World Peace
Phil McCracken
Ben Dover
Mike Hunt
Fa'la Fu'ulaf'isis
>>64574717
>Wave Ryder
>Navy
>>64574717
I wouldn't mind being named Star, Sterling, Steele, or even Godspower. Especially if I was black.
Paddy O'Furniture
Sven Kums
>>64574779
Driving a car doesn't make you an athlete.
Dick Butkus.
>No Bacteria
>No Gatorade
>No Banananinho
>>64574255
>messi
>plays rather cleanly
>>64576255
Fine
HaSean Clinton-Dix
>>64576866
Those are nicknames though. If you're going by names then
>John Lennon Silva Santos