BBL: Adelaide Strikers vs Sydney Sixers
New Zealand 123/3 (23/50 ov)
vs Sri Lanka
England beat South Africa by 241 runs
Australia Vs West Indies 3rd Test starts on the 3rd
Will Iamson score a century?
Who /gong/ here?
What you cunts doing tonight?
Who really couldn't give a shit about shit lanka?
>>64561464
Yeah, after Sanga retired Shit Lanka is shit
When will this shit series end lads?
>>64561514
Yeah bring on the Aussies
Don't even care if >we get btfo
>>64561437
Watching the BBL alone tbqh
>>64561283
Christ this sport has some fine bitches.
>>64561593
dont encourage him
Ellyse>Holly
>>64561593
pick one lad
nig holes bowled
>>64561624
REMINDER 'ELLYSE' LITERALLY MARRIED A SHITSKIN. HOLLY IS PURE
>>64561638
Far left looks like she can get pretty freaky.
>>64561437
Gym, driving range with boiz, picking up dinner and then a pissup
Weak batting about to be exposed
>>64561691
>2016-1
>Ronchi STILL playing
KEK
i am so fucking sick of seeing pictures of that bang average bitch
>>64561722
yeah this, what the fuck
he's been absolute shit since the 170 and this is the perfect time to blood a new keeper
>>64561722
He did whallop 170 off shit lanka at the wc though
>>64561638
I claimed second from left ages ago
Is there a more comical looking dismissal than inside edge onto your stumps?
>in b4 Stokes obstructing the field
>>64561736
Deal with it
>>64561744
that wasnt in the wc
he did literally fucking nothing in the wc
>>64561744
that was before the WC. he choked every single time under pressure during da cup
What's based RC doing for NYE?
Lads I'm unironically reconsidering my position about Holly>Ellyse
Seeing her in every thread as the OP has made her look a bit bland, Ellyse still looks fresh, especially now that she's dropped the braces
In 2 years santa will be new glasses, just trade out a bit of bowling ability for a bit of walloping. Atm hes green as fuck.
What's he gonna make today guys?
>>64561765
>>64561772
Ah oh well, was still against sl so will be interesting to see
About to shower for the first time in a week lads
>>64561783
said it before, i'd find her way hotter if she was actually a trap
>>64561790
i think he's been given a bit too much to do right now
>>64561790
Santner doesnt have 10% of the talent glasses did
He is literally a worse "spinner" than Kikeal Cuck
>>64561783
Turning everyone against Holly is literally Threadcounter's endgame
Will you be watching based bash tonight daniel?
>>64561814
>implying glasses wasn't at the same level when he debuted
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING casual detected
Glasses was never talented to begin with, he got to where he was through hard work and brains
>>64561814
wrong
>>64561841
You're talking about a scrub with a <30 FC average with the bat and >50 ball average
That is LITERALLY worse than Agar
>>64561841
Yeah his batting was absolute tail-ender tier and his bowling was OK but not yet world class.
Santa looked good in England with the ball and has showed he could be a solid choice in the middle order.
>we
What position do you bat, Mrs Guptill?
>>64561884
KEK, have you SEEN Vettori's "stats" when he debuted? He LITERALLY had played about 2 FC games.
Shut your fucking mouth if you have no idea what you're talking about. Your average-citing will be perfectly at home at reddit, where you belong.
>>64561837
>Will you be watching based bash tonight daniel?
No
Still haven't watched a single game
Will probably be recording piano, making the most of everyone in the house being out.
Why is Ryder still out lads?
Still a bit of a casual guys
>>64561900
Still think his batting was pretty meme by the time he retired, hard to believe he somehow got 6 tons, but that says more about his grit than anything else.
Santner is clearly a genuine allrounder, the only question is where does he fit in the team?
Kane 90 incoming desu
Pradeep my son
>>64561945
He decided to become a county trundler to heal his emotions
>>64561945
too mentally weak for international cricket
he's living a comfy life destroying scrubs in div 2 cricket
>>64561945
professional whale oil smasher now
>>64561916
No need to lose your marbles AGAIN, statsgook
His figures simply confirm what I have seen of him; He is an extremely limited cricketer. In Australia he wouldn't have a state contract. He is worse than both SOK & Agar.
Don't delude yourself into thinking PP is better than it is. >You have 2-3 quality cricketers (Kane, Bracewell, sometimes Taylor... thats it really) and then a bunch of average scrubs. THAT is why PP is ranked 7th in the world or whatever.
JUST
>>64561995
>figures
Figures don't say shit m8. On paper his test career looks like shit but those two innings in Adelaide were solid as fuck in pressing circumstances
all out for 200 incoming
>>64561995
>Bracewell
oh my fucking god it's completely true isn't it
Ausfailians ONLY rate players based on what they see in their backyard
A week ago you were saying that Taylor was our second best batsman (he isn't) because of 290. Now that you realise he isn't, you've backtracked to being "sometimes" in favour of him. You literally could not be more of a casual.
>>64561948
Yeah his batting went up and seemed to come back down again towards the end, he was only a quality batsman for a couple years.
Santner is the only choice for spinner, he's showing more potential than Sodhi and Craig is absolutely fucking awful in every way, I can't for the life of me understand why they persist with him.
>Hopeless in ODI's
>"He's a test specialist"
>Hopeless in tests
>"No, I'm sure he's a test specialist or we wouldn't have selected him. We have to keep selecting him because he's our test specialist"
Great job NZ selectors.
>>64562019
Alex Doolan played one good Test innings
that doesn't mean picking him wasn't a mistake and that the cunt is nearly good enough for Test cricket
Santner won't cut it. >You'd be better off bringing back Anderson or something if >you insist on the meme-rounder like >we do, he's a better cricketer than Santner.
>>64562056
>statscunt doesnt rate basedwell
>>64561995
KEK, go back to shilling your no-name WA pyjama cricket "talent". Speaking of which, I've been watching Joel Paris and I don't rate him at all. Just a poor man's Ben Wheeler, really. And Behrendorff is just another overhyped trundler.
>Don't delude yourself into thinking PP is better than it is
Nice projection lad. Keep in mind that us Kiwis were having a perfectly rational discussion on Santner, only for YOU to intervene because you literally CANNOT go a day in your "life" wihtout talking to me. You are pathetic, and your chances of a quality rebuttal are dead. Just like your mum.
>>64561995
CASUAL
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>>64562082
I rate him don't worry, I was just pointing out the fact that Bracewell has been added to krazyfaggot's list of good NZ players despite being absent for ages, because, surprise surprise, he did well the one time redditkrezja paid attention to an NZ game
>>64562071
And what are you basing this on? Numbers? Seriously? Have you ever actually SEEN him play?
>>64562056
>Ausfailians ONLY rate players based on what they see in their backyard
This, honestly. It makes me LAUGH to see this guys post about Fox Sports casuals ,when they are LITERALLY no different.
This is the progression of their opinions of New Zealand cricketers
>Pre WC: based McMeme
>Post WC: HAHAHA LOL #FOREVERFASTER
>Pre Oz tour: Kane is a statpadder
>Post Brisbane: wow, ok Kane is elite and the only world class batsman. Voges > Taylor
>Post Perth: hahaha, just kidding, Taylor is a good batsman
>Post Adelaide: this Santner guy looks goods lads, you should stick with him
>Post New Zealand winning at home: KEK, Santner is LITERALLY Michael Beer-tier
Check the archives. You CANNOT make this shit up
>>64562150
This
Reminder that EVERY TIME I put Kane in the top 4 batsmen pre-Aus tour at least two Ausfailian faggots would accuse me of overrating him. As soon as they actually fucking watch him, they pretend to have rated him this whole time.
>>64562150
>you now remember when Kane spammer used to spam "This is the best batsman in world cricket" and nearly every one had an unironic response from an ausfailian saying that it was actually Kikeal Cuck
Then switch forward a year later.
NZ ARE LITERALLY GOING TO LOSE AGAINST SHIT LANKA
K E K
>>64562056
No I'm not basing Bracewell off Hobart at all, I just like him far more than I do Boult or Southee, both of whom are overhyped and fairweather as fuck.
>A week ago you were saying that Taylor was our second best batsman (he isn't) because of 290. Now that you realise he isn't, you've backtracked to being "sometimes" in favour of him. You literally could not be more of a casual.
Firstly, it isn't me you have been arguing with. Second, Taylor IS >your second best batsman and it isn't even debatable. Latham is the Kiwi Cowan. Guptill is Finch-tier. McMeme has lost his head and Santner is crap.
Taylor isn't world class but he is the only other Test-standard batsman PP has.
>>64562085
Not me who has been shilling Paris. That said, you've LITERALLY only watched him and wallop20 and you're saying you don't rate him based off that?
KEK
YOU are the casual here.
>And Behrendorff is just another overhyped trundler.
he is LITERALLY better than Boult, in ALL formats.
>You are pathetic
t. a LITERAL CHINK who was banging on about "racial purity" the other day
KEK
>tfw MWNN will be spending NYE alone despite making a lot of connections with women after coming out as a male feminist
Poor guy
I watched with intent his live commentary of the movie Boyhood and his fear that the movie would not stand up now that time has passed (a year). All he did was poke fun at American conservatism and get angry at the domestic violence.
Couldn't have been too great because half way through the movie he tweeted some Tony Abbott hate
>>64562246
cheeky 50 from puke wronchi to keep him in the side for another year to be honest
Getting bored lads. Wants some whallops
>>64562120
I cannot believe someone honestly shills Anderson over Santner if they've actually seen the two play.
Anderson has a meme technique and his bowling is useless in tests where there's no imperative to slog. Santner can hold up an end and in two tests has shown more maturity than Anderson has in his entire career.
I mean if you look at Momeme's development, it's definitely worth taking the punt Especially given then lack of spin options in New Zealand.
>>64562279
both are "LITERALLY" worse than Shitriques
kek
KEK
K E K
santa on future glasses man watch
>>64562250
>Santner is crap
I literally still don't know what you're basing this off.
Assuming you have only seen him in the Adelaide test, both of those innings were solid and vital at the time.
>>64562250
>seen Santner play a total of about 5 games
>write him off completely
>b-b-b-b-but you can't write off Paris!!!!
KEK, way to move the goalposts. You can add that to the Krazycuck starter pack
>LITERALLY
>kek KEK K E K
>draw some comparison to a far inferior player to denigrate a player, rather than offer an objective critique of their technique or playing style
>shill some NSW or WA literally who
>muh Sydney grade cricket
Am I missing anything?
>>64562341
>Am I missing anything?
Don't forget "Aaron Finch-tier", that's another favourite of his.
We ever find out the deal with that goblin-shaped Lankan cunt?
Wonky just fucking retire you retarded cunt
Hasn't delivered for too long now
>>64562326
He's trying to project this insinuation that >we think everyone in the NZ team is world beaters when literally no one here is saying that.
The fact that he's trying to shill Chokeriques who singlehandedly ruined Lee's farewell shows how deluded he is.
I honestly think he has no friends outside his girlfriend's social circle given how desperate for social contact he is over here.
220 all out incoming
>>64562415
>Chokeriques who singlehandedly ruined Lee's farewell
I found that hillarious tbqh. I love shit like that
>>64562326
>I literally still don't know what you're basing this off.
The onus is on you to show how someone with such a rubbish record is actually any good. I have not seen one instance where his bowling looked remotely passable and he is averaging <30 with the bat against fucking Shit Lanka.
Mitchell Marsh is someone who fits that category so I'll do it for him: As a batsman he is extremely correct and powerful playing straight, but still vulnerable to the moving ball; work in progress
As a bowler he can bowl 140+ kp/h and is reasonably accurate. At this point he could just about play as a specialist bowler. Worth keeping in the team because all he really needs for his batting to click is a bit of confidence.
>>64562359
I've only used that when referring to Guptill & Hales.
But really Hales is not even close to being Finch-tier, so you're right, I'll stop.
>based Santa bailing the team out again
>H-H-H-HE'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH!!!
smdh
>>64562461
>>64562415
shit meme
he used both hands to do it
>my literal fucking face when the kiwi elliot rodger tries to insult me
>>64562501
Getting scared because he knows NZ is a year or two away from being genuinely better than Australia all around.
Just back from the shopping centre, lads. Slightly seething right now because of all the slow walking cunts I had to manoeuvre around
It speaks volumes about krazyreddit's hypocrisy that he's willing to chalk Marsh's Southee-tier "technique" as a work in progress and worth ignoring, but at the same time willing to write off Santner because he's actually doing his job of holding up an end on unresponsive wickets while the seamers attack at the other end.
For an allrounder, there has been nothing in Marsh's batting that suggests test player. Ditto Santner's bowling. Doesn't mean you drop them permanently though.
>>64562615
quite the opposite really, I'm more concerned about international cricket dying and only >us and India playing it.
Cricket is booming in popularity here, especially junior participation rates, whereas in basically every single other country it is dying.
SA could be about to undergo a Windies-tier decline. Sad times.
>>64562629
Did someone say Walkcunt?
>>64562630
>For an allrounder, there has been nothing in Marsh's batting that suggests test player.
I agree, but I clearly wrote that his bowling IS Test match quality.
And I would seriously consider dropping MMarsh for the NZ tour because as you quite rightly said, he doesn't cut it as a batsman yet. Wickets depending, it might be better just playing 6 batsman.
The difference is Santner isnt good enough with bat or ball.
>that runout
It's over
Give the Lankans the ceremonial sheep
SANTNER BTFO
Who can stop us?
Statschink is literally poorious right now that he can't use Santner's "success" in pyjama to ""prove"" me wrong
>>64562710
Sri Lanka so far this series:
>188 all out
>117 all out
Still comfy
You have 20 minutes to name a better test captain than Cock
>>64562798
past: Mark Taylor
present: Misbah
>>64562758
>Looks good while he's in
>Holds up the middle order for a while under pressure
>Meme runout
>HURR SEE HE SHIT
Fuck off convict.
>>64562782
I was actually referring to the fact that the over was complete, gotcha kek ;)
>>64562829
统计阴户有限公司
2016 soon lads.
>>64562834
We don't give a ceremonial sheep at the end of an over m8. Only the end of each batting innings and bowling spell.
Do the saffers need to get rid of Amlel as captain?
>>64562877
Faf & AB aren't any better as captains but the big problem seems to be that captaincy is weighing Amla down as a batsman
start memeing in the 46th, or wait til the 47th?
>>64562892
Faf seems to have the stubbornness to be the captain but given the form he's in they won't change him. Besides, I'm sure Amla was only picked as captain because he wasnt white.
>>64562937
>Besides, I'm sure Amla was only picked as captain because he wasnt white.
that literally wouldnt surprise me at all
>>64562629
This is literally my biggest pet peeve in the entire fucking world.
Christmas shopping made me want to shoot up the place.
Old families walking extremely slow, 4 wide down a narrow aisle. Women with trolleys or strollers literally just stopping in the exact middle of an aisle every 2 seconds. Little kids running around like retards looking everywhere except in front of them.
>Ronchi
>sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't
Can someone remind me the last time it worked?
>>64562892
Faf doesn't make any sense given his current form. AB will eventually be captain one would think. Maybe give it to a bowler like Steyn or Morkel. Does anyone remember when Amla let Philander open at bat the 2nd innings in India?
A literal "what the fuck" moment
>>64562973
AB's fed up of carrying the team, it won't be him. Really they're likely to just stick it out with Amla.
Opening with Philander wasn't a bad idea, IIRC it was a small chase and if he could wallop a quick 25 quickly it would have been justified. His worst sin was underbowling his spinners.
>Relying on Southee to get a decent score
Get it together faggots
>>64562952
>Christmas shopping made me want to shoot up the place.
based threadcounter
>>64563013
>we have peaked at the World Cup, its all downhill from here
>>64562996
>His worst sin was underbowling his spinners
he literally took about 40 overs to get Tahir on in Nagpur
fucking outrageous
DROPPED THE SERIES
>>64563036
Probably would've been better for NZ to get Southee in desu
No whallops yet lads
This has been a pretty average batting performance, but its worth remembering that the equivalent of this from a few years back would've been total collapse and all out for 120.
I hate to jump on the marketing hype train, but it really does seem like NZ cricket has a different culture and attitude now, the kind of shit shows we got used to just aren't acceptable anymore.
Dat SL gremlin
he's back
>>64563127
He won't fucking shut the fuck up
>>64563136
You can't tell him to shut up because of his disability
Man these guys are shit at wallops
Castle yourself, get wallop man in
>>64563136
Typical manlet
>>64563127
name a better fan/mascot than him besides this guy
>>64561747
Stokes getting run out because he didn't ground his bat was pretty ridiculous.
that's a 10/10 in NZ lads, especially in the south island
Q T A L E R T
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Execute all muslims.
>>64563175
>le whallop man
>>64563191
>>64563227
>White people with dreads
WALLOP MAN
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Should have got him in earlier desu
>would've got 300 if Bracewell catch had been taken
Sneaky tea niggers, what looked like hopelessly incompetent fielding was actually a tactical faceball
Why doesn't Southee just open the batting desu
>Southee 18 (4)
>>64563227
is this how women normally react when they see you daniel?
>>64563227
Those collar bones and ponytail got me fucking hard lads
>>64563122
>Everyone either failed or got a start and couldn't carry it on
>Still got 276
See it looked pretty average but is actually quite encouraging if you think about it
>>64563298
Encouraging for a bunch of Sydney Grade tier cricketers minus Kane, yes
>>64563286
>collar bones
Low test af family
Bet you are a tits guy
>you now remember Southee's 29 ball 50 on test debut against England
>>64563327
No I don't because NZ cricket is utterly forgettable and irrelevant
>>64563320
Im a pro-eating disorder guy tbqh
official /cric/ auckland meetup 2016 lads
>>64563315
That's what world class cricket teams do when they don't fully deliver. Sydney grade would've been the old NZ getting in a little bit of trouble and everyone tries to be the hero and memes out for a total of barely over 100.
Sri Lanka barely made that score in both the first 2 games combines, should still be easy enough if Southee and Milne are firing.
>>64563274
'fucking whore
>>64563320
>being high test or low test
>being a tits guy or an ass guy
I literally don't care if they have a qt face and aren't fat
>>64563327
I literally remember being in school in like year 9 for it and my teacher was reading the live commentary to the class
>>64563227
>those dreads
>white "people"
>>64563367
Calm down /r9k/
>>64563379
>being gay
If you dont want to die with your head buried between the thighs of that broad in the Bieber video you should leave this place right now.
Sri Lanka will probably get out for 150
Listening to the Triple J Hottest 100 of all time on Spotify lads. Pretty based if I'm honest with you.
http://www.espncricinfo.com/magazine/content/story/952847.html
>We are all dewy-eyed about West Indies cricket. With both frustration and sadness in his voice, one eminent former Australian captain doubted the present team would have beaten the stronger Sydney grade sides of his time.
LE NOT YET HE HASNT XDD man is stealing my gimmick lads
>tfw you missed the upset of the year last night
>tfw you have to watch Australia and NZ btfo 2 shithouse teams that deserve to be relegated
>>64563441
>krazykrezja is Ian Chappell
explains so much
>>64563379
I like skinny little boyish looking girls with tiny titties, and slightly chubby 'high test' girls with thick asses and big ol titties.
Who fucking cares as long as they are qt, that high test thing is memetalk, if you really have high test you pretty much want to fuck everything. In fact I am sure I don't have high test because I don't really want to lower my standards for ugly girls even though thats the only kind of girl I'd have a realistic chance with.
>>64563417
I literally just said I like both ""high test"" and ""low test"" women and somehow you think I'm gay because of that?
![christina-hendricks-in-memeleri_820593[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TN0zcBz.jpg "christina-hendricks-in-memeleri_820593[1].jpg")
>>64563320
>seeing collar bones
>low test
>mutually exclusive
>>64563455
This is literally my opinion
The only thing that really matters is
>face isn't ogre-tier
>not a whale
If they've got big thighs I'll love them but it's not like a prerequisite
>>64563450
>the upset of the year
It literally wasn't an upset. England are a better team, the only reason I was uncertain about them winning is because of the nature of homebabbyness
>>64563458
If you enjoy low test women you are literally gay.
I love high test women while still dominating skinny twink fembois, which makes me more high test and less of a fag than YOU.
Not that there's anything wrong with homosexuality, of course. Reminder that fucking a dude in the ass is literally less beta than eating out a low test girl.
>smith and kallis retired
>steyn dead
>ab overworked
>amla and faf in poor form
>quota
Is this the end of South Africa?
>>64563512
South Africa will literally still win the series
cap this post
>>64563475
>prioritizing a face that will wrinkle and age over time under New Zealand's harsh sun over wide child-bearing hips
I hope you never procreate.
>>64563528
>having meme opinions about females that you inherited from 4chan to make yourself sound like less of a loser
>>64563486
>no Blanderson
>Compton a literal who
>2 ODI babby's Hales and Woakes in
No way England were favored to win that match. It was an upset of embarrassing proportions.
>>64563551
t. virgin
>>64563564
t. Elliot Rodger
"Low test woman" has no meaning. Pure memery created by virgins. You are memeing yourselves.
can't believe 2006 was 10 years ago. I still remember new year's day in sydney. it was probably the hottest day i've experienced
Elgar
S Cook
Amla (c)
de Villiers
du Plessis
de Kock (wk)
Duminy
Abbott
Viljoen
Rabada
Morkel
desu
>>64563585
t. daniel, lover of low test footfaces
>>64563559
It literally wasn't m8. Finn and Broad are both in awesome form, Compton was always good, and manlet Taylor has been trying severely hard to be very good so that he doesn't get dropped for no reason again. South Africa literally have one in form batsman who was forced to keep and therefore had tons of pressure on him. Elgar came into form big time and they STILL lost by a country mile. South Africa were exposed hard in India, England only lost to Pakistan on a few bad sessions. I rate Pakistan above India by miles.
>>64563592
>3 quota players
Piedt in for Viljoen and you're good.
>>64563595
Not even me m8 learn to pick better
>>64563614
how can you ignore Viljoen?
Genuine pace. Just took two tenfers in a row in domestic cricket.
http://www.espncricinfo.com/sunfoil-series-2015-16/content/story/956571.html
Drop Abbott then
>>64563634
fair enough, hadn't seen that.
Bit harsh to drop Abbott but he doesn't look particularly threatening on docile surfaces.
>>64563595
My names Matt. I'm 30. I've fucked dozens of women. They're 90% poison. If you find a good one, hang on to her. and wait till you've actually got laid before shitting on others.
>>64561283
seen any faces today lad?
>>64563651
>LE I AM LE MATT XDDDD
kys
What are the plans for tonight lads? Hope you're heading out.
>>64563634
Also
>The Lions franchise are hopeful of holding on to fast bowler Hardus Viljoen, who has been in discussion with New Zealand side, Central Districts, and could consider moving to the country to continue his career.
>Should Viljoen decide the New Zealand Dollar is more appealing than the South African Rand, he will join what is becoming a fairly long list of South African players in the country. Kruger van Wyk, Grant Elliott, and Neil Wagner are among the South African-born players who have made careers in New Zealand. Unlike that trio, Viljoen may not be seeking qualification to represent the country. He is already 26 and would be 31 by 2021, when he would eligible to play for them.
Based quota system.
>>64563669
>kill yourself for being named Matt
OK m8
>>64563678
>unironically going to town for NYs instead of a house party
>>64563697
>LE OK LE MATE XDXDXD
Who /Slater in a cherrypicker/ here???
>>64561722
>too shit to play for Australia ahead of Baddin, Nevill or fucking Wade
>too shit to play for WA
>runs off to Poo Peeland and instantly gets added to the ODI squad and the test touring side
you CAN'T make this shit up
>>64563685
KEK
You CANNOT make this shit up
Kind of makes sense to go to NZ aswell. Englel have brought out the cane on Kolpaks, it is nearly impossible to get a Sheffield Shield contract (Johan Botha is currently unemployed) and I'm going to guess the standard of NZ FC cricket isn't all that high.
Speaking of Botha, he literally becomes elegible for Australia this year. Could unironically be an option in meme cricket since Nathan Lyon clearly fucked Rod Marsh's wife or something.
>>64563713
Objectively correct senfam.
If you enjoy standing in line for 4 hours and overpriced entrance fees, towning in NYE is a great idea.
>>64563713
Which town?
>>64563747
There is something so wrong with her proportions that I can't put my finger on.
It's unsettling.
walkbros gf
THE STATSCUNT CONSTRUCT-AN-ARGUMENT KIT (PATENT PENDING)
>AD HOMINEM ATTACKS
>CREDITING POST IN QUESTION TO KRAZYKREZJA OR GATEBRO
>CRITICISING ADAM VOGES DESPITE HAVING NO RELEVANCE TO THE ARGUMENT
>B-B-BUT AUSTRALIA IN THE UAE
>B-B-BUT TRENT BRIDGE
>PRETENDING THAT HAND-EYE COORDINATION NOTICEABLY DECREASES IN A BATSMEN'S 30S
>PRETENDING THAT SMITH WILL BE SHIT IN THE FUTURE AS UNORTHODOX TECHNIQUES ONLY WORK IN THE PLAYER'S 20s, DESPITE MOUNTAINS OF EVIDENCE TO THE CONTRARY
>MATTPOSTING
>SEVERE EXTRAPOLATION
>FORCING COPYPASTA
>POSTING A SCREENSHOT OF A KRAZYKREZJA REDDIT POST
>>64563747
>hat wrong way
>too dumb to look at camera
>goes to shitty clubs
>strange, lumpy physique
2/10 would still bang
besides Australia which country is known to be the worst sledgers?
>>64563796
>Tits can be perfectly enveloped by shoestring
jej
>>64563802
Morning Goosey
>>64563796
proxy off bitchspouter
>>64562279
>Momeme's development
K E K
You LITERALLY meant to say Lyon, but then you realised that would mean complementing a Big Strong Australian, and so you defaulted to the next "best" option: a thoroughly mediocre muslim
>>64563818
India inadvertently
Having shrill vices, their normal conversations and chatter around the wicket get under the skin of anyone
>>64563802
Fuck you're monotonous.
>>64563840
>mediocre
Fuck off retard
>>64563852
sharia law doesn't apply to 4chan lad, you can speak your mind here
>>64563852
he is "literally" a worse bowler than Glenn Maxwell
>Cricket is Australia's national sport
>NZ hardly care about it
>Nz are better at it
>NZ fans are far more intelligent when it comes to discussing the sport
>NZ have better posters like Matt
KEK
>>64563882
>Memewell
Moeen is clutch as fuck and can actually bat well
Looks like his bowling has gone South
>LE FUG YOUR LE COUNTRY XDXD
This is inaprops
t. Melbournite
>>64563893
Based Brit dropping the truth bombs
>>64563916
Melbourne and Perth are LITERALLY the only worthwhile parts of your spider controlled rock
>>64563840
Lyon is a frontline spinner. Momeme is an allrounder and part time spinner increasingly becoming a more full time spinner. Naturally I would compare Santa to him.
Seek help
who /getting drunk by themselves/ tonight?
>>64563916
t. Britain's trashcan
>>64563939
its 1pm you fucking degenerate
>>64563930
except we were LITERALLY talking about his bowling
>>64563939
I literally only do things on NYE because of the social stigmatism
>leave Sadelaide to me
>>64563939
Here, sat at home watching based New Zealand BTFO convicts
>>64563942
>this flag
>this post
PP was UNIRONICALLY considered part of Australia until they pussied off at the second federation conference
>>64563965
he looks like my garbage man
>>64563946
>can't reading comprehension
>calls me a degenerate
>>64563965
exactly why is this guy in the team?
He literally looks like a C grade player
>>64563986
muh intimidation bowling
>>64563939
Don't you have anyone to hang out with m8?
>>64563986
he literally is
I insult the PP's sometimes but the fact that this fatfuck is unironically playing games is just pathetic
The 6ers failed abysmally in recruitment and now that Shitriques is kill the fatfuck is going to play every game. Literally what is the point of him? He bats 8 and bowls 110 kp/h. May aswell bring in Ellyse
Why aren't they playing Cowman?
>Looking at the info of all the Anglo nations
>Mfw realise Canada has a population of 35 million
>mfw they're fucking awful at every relevant sport
What the fuck
I resized and refurbished a $3 op shop bat for my nephew today. Rate my work lads.
>>64564037
America is also fucking woeful given their population, basically a giant England.
Consider that Australia basically has pros in every American league despite none of the sports being popular here. There was an Australian on both teams in the NBA final and the no1 draft pick next year will be an Aussie.
By contrast, America has twice the number of registered Rugby Union players >we do (its a popular sport at uni over there) and yet they are still dogshit at it. You'd think they could gather up some NFL rejects to put together a good team. Even >we send over plenty of Aussie rules rejects as kickers in the NFL.
>>64564031
>sometimes
150
5
0
Are >we big enough yet, big strong ausfailians?
>>64564123
Milne is literally Dernbach-tier lad, didnt you know
>>64564123
literally the budget Pat Cummins
>SL winning in a cold environment
This is unheard of
>>64564193
>Nelson
>cold
>>64564207
>Currently 19 degrees
>anything but
Sri Lanka's winters are literally hotter than NZ's summers
wickets falling when
>Run Rate 9.17
>>64564260
Huh, whaddya know
Nelson is usually around 30 degrees in summer if not higher.
>>64564272
>>64564293
Indian or Paki?
>>64564093
Cricket in America will never be popular and that's a good thing. Thugby Union should be more popular than it is because of all the handegg rejects they could use.
http://www.espncricinfo.com/bangladesh/content/story/956615.html?CMP=chrome
>Bangladesh
>good
pick one
I'll believe it when I see them not completely shit themselves at the Gabba
>Dizzy 201*
>>64564375
Reminder that Cricket Australia didn't tour Bangladesh because they were afraid of a Bangla whitewash
>Beat Sri Lanka
>2-1
Not good enough desu
>>64564031
>Cowman
>meme cricket
May as well recruit Cook
Santa will go for 12 an over if they bring him on now
Will Cook be selected for the T20 world cup?
>we're literally losing to shit lanka
>>64564482
Where do you bat lad?
>>64564473
>Cock
>T20
Nope kek,but it will be meme as fuck if he was selected
>>64564473
>Bell, Cook and Compton get selected
>finish every innings with 25 runs after batting out all the overs
>losing to Shit Lanka
>>64564482
At this point its definitely 'they'
