/hoc/ poster rankings by country
1) USA
2) Norge
3) Armenia
4) Sweden
5) Canada
6) Finland
9001) Grease
tfw you will never hoist a stanley cup
I don't watch hockey but I'll play NHL with my bros, it was 20 bucks on psn so I got it, tell me everything I need to know /hoc/
>>64560899
>rags
>tfw the Panthers sign Stamkos
They'll have the cap space with Campbell and Mitchell's contracts expiring even if you figure in new contracts for Barkov and Pirri
>>64560930
USA had 10 goals?? what happened
>>64560930
>Canada's sport
>>64560930
>canacucks
>>64560930
This must be wrong, dare I say, because there are no Canadians listed.
>>64560916
Is there anyone that can stop Panthers with Stamkos, Barkov, Bjugstad, and Pirri centering their 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th lines respectively?
>Canada needed a shootout to beat Switzerland
>>64561006
Sandwich bombers
>>64560899
>rags
>>64561008
>the city of canada
meme Spacey
/hoc/ needs Canada more than Canada needs /hoc/
>>64561263
whys that
>>64561263
>My general gone
Goodbye everybody... I've got to go!!
>>64561299
theyve got nothing to talk about because the Cup isnt going there any time soon
>>64561256
>>64561561
>not naming the thread "The Bill Bowl"
missed opportunity
Who Black cock here?
>Go get food
>Come back
>New thread deleted
>/hoc/ shitposts with greentext to limit quickly
top lel
>le you can't hit or fight him because he's tall man
When will this meme end
>>64560916
Barkov signs a 6x6M contract in January, or slightly more per year if Tallon manages to buy some extra UFA years.
Gudbranson gets 4.5M for five or six years because he's big tuff guy who's finally solid defensively and Tallon wants him to become the future captain.
Trocheck gets a cheap two year bridge contract, Pirri is traded in a package for someone like Byfuglien or Ladd before the deadline. That about covers the important RFAs this year.
Cap this lads, I can feel it happening
>>64561897
It's his last year but man am I going to miss that uncoordinated son of a bitch
>Marchand suspended 2 games
LEEEEEEEEL
>>64561897
>you will never see him get in a fight with manlet st poopie
>>64561897
More like it's because he's a freakishly strong human being.
Boro is 200+ lbs and Chara fucking tossed him like wet napkin
>>64561934
Nice, glad to have him around for the rematch
Is it me or is Tampa Bays ice a little small?
>>64561934
Got a source on that m8? Not seeing anything on twitter.
>>64561897
I'd just like to see him get a penalty once in a while.
Dude is a class a good but never gets called on it.
>>64561975
It just looks small with all the extra people standing around it.
>>64562002
CANADA SHOWING NO MERCY
>>64561975
The picture isn't 1:1
>>64562081
the pics ur mum sent me were 1:1
>>64560930
>hall-draisaitl-Puljujarvi
>>64562113
>another potential superstar career ruined by the oilers
>>64562103
That's cool, I didn't know she had such a powerful camera.
>>64562113
The doctor line
PhD
>>64560899
FUCK OF WERE FULL
>>64562157
>of were
Anyone else see that scotia bank commercial where the kid scores his first goal but the mom and grandparents are at home having tea.
Fucking halfbreeds man. That commercial is the most vancouver thing I've ever seen
>>64562182
>being new
BREAKING: Marchand gets 3 games
too light for him imo should have got 5
>>64562199
>your kid sucks at hockey
>but at least your bank is on point
I dont get it
Are there any openly gay NHL players?
>>64562199
every scotia bank commercial is full of degeneracy, its gross
>>64562221
ben scrivens
>>64562208
One certainly doesn't need to be old to see a dumbass' typing mistake.
>>64562209
Ayy
Marchand got 3.
Just as I said, I didn't expect anything less than 3.
>>64562221
jack eichel
>NHL Player Safety @NHLPlayerSafety 4m4 minutes ago
>Boston’s Brad Marchand has been suspended 3 games for clipping Ottawa’s Mark Borowiecki.
>>64562238
I can't believe they didnt give him 5 like his last cllipping suspension vs vancouver
He'll be back now for the rematch vs Ottawa. Should be fun
>>64562225
I don't get it man, it's like "shitty parents use scotia bank" fuck your 5th season nonsense
>>64562254
checks out
>>64562228
>being new
Fucking doofus
I'd be so pumped to play in the Winter Classic and he just gets himself suspended like a turd and will miss it
>>64562081
This is 1:1
Marchand should had kept his head up.
Clean suspension. You get punished for looking at the ice when you play in the big boys league.
Did I say clean?
>>64562263
That one was more egregious than this one if you ask me.
>>64562275
How much longer will you continue this backpedaling after being called out for making a retarded error?
>>64562277
>I'd be so pumped to play in the Winter Classic
That feelio when you bought cool retro pads for the game but coach doesn't want you to play
>>64560899
>rags
Kane1, kane2.jpg
Mad at memes
>>64562336
>being new
>>64562313
Yeah I'd agree but the fact he's done it already numerous time should mean a harsher penalty now imo
>>64562277
The Winter Classic is basically irrelevant at this point. Pastrnak would rather play in meme teenage hockey tournaments, for example.
>reminder canada is in the final tomorrow
>>64562363
Is it irrelevant to you? Have you forgotten that watching the sport is supposed to be fun?
>>64562357
or at least the same number of games
>>64562353
You're pretty shook I guess.
>>64562363
how is it irrelevant? it's something the players, the fans, the media, basically everyone loves
it also gets the NHL more exposure in american media and also $$$
>>64562387
>two mediocre teams playing on shitty ice
>fun
>>64562387
the outdoor games suck balls
>>64561975
God that jumbotron is fucking huge.
>>64562411
the nhl themselves are watering it down with how many outdoor games they're doing
there's going to be no more novelty to it if they do 3-4+ a year
>>64562400
>being new
>>64562435
Yeah I agree they should keep it to 2 a year max
>CHRISTOPH WALTZ IN CLASH OF CLANS ADS
fucking wew.
>>64562435
It's just so they can sell more WC jerseys. More variants more money.
>>64562435
You're wrong, even if they did 15 games a year it would still be novel since it is only 1 game out of 82 for the players and respective fans.
>Marchand's first game back will be against the Senators
CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP /HOC/
>>64562455
And fuckin Arnie is in ads for some shit mobile game
It's just so depressing
>>64562435
It's still hype for the cities who actually host the games, but no one else has reason to care. Seen one on TV, seen them all.
rev up those >rags because the >rags are going to get BTFO
>>64562455
>>64562469
The future of gaming is here, thank you based Steve Jobs for making it possible for talented codes to make stupid games and haul in billions.
>>64561006
The cap system
>implying canada cares about hockey
>;_;
>>64562141
Ayyy
>>64562469
BUY IT FROM ZE APP STOAH
>>64562509
>WHEN YOU NEED A CHOPPAH, ZEND 12
>>64562477
not when the same teams have multiple winter classics within a 3-4 year period
>>64562488
The best thing is those commercials have more graphical detail than the games themselves
>>64562535
Ticket sales say otherwise, friend
>>64562535
Only teams with a fanbase get to have outside games
>>64562535
Washington-Chicago had very low ratings apparently. But then again so did the SCF. American Pharaoah had more views than Chicago-Tampa game 2.
>>64562226
She has a hot wife.
>mfw listening to the pens broadcast after that hit on le stroke inside of me man
How can anyone listen to these whiny homers
>>64562537
Well yeah, they're all quick money grabs using the same three game concepts, coded in Chinese sweatshops for minimum development cost. They don't care about quality, they just want people to become addicted to microtransactions2win
>>64562590
To be fair micro transactions became popularized through EA games and shit like call of duty. Can only blame the users for not only accepting ut, but giving money to it.
>>64562671
Now we get half finished games with dlcs.
I challenge you to find worse hockey game.
>>64560899
Invest in Movembers
>>64562693
Gotta get that horse armor bruh :^)
>>64562721
I challenge you to find a better hockey game
>>64562721
i remember this let you do players on the ice, like 2v2 to 6v6
fucking loved that
mfw the gulls win the caldeer cup
>>64561975
WHY THE FUCK DOES FLORIDA HAVE 4 HOCKEY TEAMS?
>>64562752
marlies are pretty much a lock unless some team goons them in the playoffs
>>64562768
what the fuck are you bitching about? That picture was taken an hour before the game even fucking starts.
>>64562793
And it's not even the good Florida team, no clue what his problem is
>>64562733
And it's only $12,99
>>64562745
That's not Gretzky Hull Shoot Out.
where the fuck is the lightning rags game thread
Has /hoc/ ever tried online multiplayer hockey at
http://kiekko tk/html5/
>>64562856
Yes unfortunately
Inb4 people pretend it was the "good" old days
>>64562853
>rags
>fans
![nig5y37tqnnbw06a75lkz0qnk[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/vg98WkG.gif "nig5y37tqnnbw06a75lkz0qnk[1].gif")
>>64562856
god I miss the /sp/hl
>>64562789
nothing in the AHL is a lock since all the good guys can get called up and leave the team SPHL tier for the playoffs
>>64562793
>this floridavaccency talking shit
Fuck Canada tbqh
>>64562927
Canada a shit
>>64562920
marlies ain't calling anyone up
>getting scored on by old man Dan
We really are done aren't we
>>64563018
>meme line still dead
Yes
This season is a wash
>>64563034
Game thread where
>>64563038
You make one, I'm shit
>>64562745
>>64562826
>confirmed for never playing 2 on 2 open ice challenge at their local family owned pizza place
>>64563046
Don't feel like it, I always make them when Sweden isn't around. Which has been most of this season
>>64563180
Then I guess there won't be a gamethread tonight
![KtH5JQK[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mOMI9Co.jpg "KtH5JQK[1].jpg")
>Trashville
>WhiteTeeth scored
Neat
>>64562863
heres your bolps rogs thread
guacamole jeb
Is Mon Calamari of the New Jersey Devils an elite goal scorer?
>>64563482
Elite appetizer
Are devils games always this boring? Literally think I'm going to fall asleep
>>64563871
I assume you've been in a coma for twenty years
>it's a Blots end the opposing teams losing streak episode
Fucking re-runs.
>>64564021
>implying the Bolts are even a good team
memes desu
Stamkos on pace for 81 goal points his season
>>64564178
i don't really care about the blots but i'm glad stammer's shaken his dry spell
Caps train keeps rolling, nine straight
Bolts getting memed on.
Holy fucking lel.
>>64564215
If he stays healthy he could have 81 goal points next season too
>>64564325
>stinky smelly >rags
CANARABS ON POOICIDE WATCHA
Eichel is pretty damn good, great hands
But his doofy jew fro pisses the hell out of me. He looks like a ten year old.
>>64564348
Everyone looks retarded their rookie year. Look at zetterberg
>tfw the Capitals are setting up to disappoint me again
pls stop DC sports
go back to being bad instead of choking in the postseason
>>64564411
>>64564274
>Backstrom, Beagle, Latta all injured in home and home spanking Buffalel
>Orpik ded, Carlson out
>Kuznetsov-Burakovsky-Laich-Sill are now the caps centers
Fug.. Ovie, Kuz and Holtby to put the team on their backs.
>>64564427
Yeah the injuries are concerning. Latta should be back, hopefully the other guys aren't too dinged up.
>>64564411
>tfw skins win the owl
>tfw caps win the stan leec up
>>64564465
Backstrom's the biggest worry. Saw a gif of Ristolainen leave his feet on a hit and the back of Backstrom's head hit the glass before he went off.
>>64564489
>mfw
>2015
>Unironically getting shutout by the Debbies
Embarassing desu. The city of Canada, ladies and gentlemen.
>>64564489
>>64564411
you for got nats winning the WS
>>64564531
The Sabres are such a fucking disgustingly dirty team. They knew they couldn't compete with the Caps, so they just gooned it up.
>>64564539
I think you misspelled "Can nada", frienderino
>pongs
>>64564620
I'm an O's fan senpai
>Two time Norris winning team captain assists the empty net goal
Jesus Christ how can one team be so bad at passing? Enjoy the wild card spot, Debbies.
>>64564669
>implying the Snes could meme their way to the playoffs 2 years running
Sorry senpai, it's >our year this time
>>64564531
Big finnish bull dominating sissy swede
>>64564706
We don't deserve a spot the way we're playing. I don't get why Karlsson's on the PP when he's fucking slugging around every PP like he's playing with a 5-goal lead.
hot damn
>>64564669
>bad at passing
>has more assists than anyone else in the league this season
>>64564729
Flyers @ Sharks game thread
>>64564729
PHL @ SJS
>>64564781
How's Joel Ward been for the Sharks?
>>64564776
Too lazy to check the stats, but we're probably also first in giveaways with all the high-risk and blind passes to no one that we make.
>>64564803
Borderline first-line production.
If only the Caps had him instead of Laich...
>>64564803
Bretty gud
>>64564859
Fuck Laich.
>Tampa
ayyyyyyyyyyy whos drunk as fuck watching the departed and killing themselves tonight?
Is there a less likable player?
>>64564620
not with the new skip
>>64564920
torres obv
>>64564920
scott hartnell. equally shit plus a ginger
>Beagle needs surgery
>Backstrom injured
>Latta injured
>Orpik still injured
>Carlson injured
God damn Caps, stay healthy.
>>64564740
Don't forget that you guys still unironically both give your caveman icetime as well as an A.
>>64565009
orpik being hurt helps you really
>>64564821
#yolo
>>64565015
>hating based Neil
I dunno what player of yours he fucked up, but stay mad.
>>64565040
>Absolutely shit player
>Still gets 11 minutes of ice time a game and 16 shifts on average
Enjoy never winning because you ice shit players constantly.
>>64565031
Eh, their possession numbers have gone down since hes been injured, and he and Carlson make a good pairing.
>>64565101
>Eh
opinion dropped
You know you're a capitals fan when you win 9 straight and are still sweating bullets
>>64565163
Caps are on fire, but I've seen this movie before. Talk to me when we're hoisting the cup.
>>64565163
>>64565364
Bantlels have 7 straight rn.
Ecf when
>Tampa Bay "Lightning"
>slow as fuck goalie
>Getting raped by the >rags
This is karma for being such insufferable faggot cunts for the last 7 months you stupid cuban cunts
FLOMES BTFO
TOP FUCKING BANTZ
I'm done telling myself they'll turn it around eventually this season is fucking over
>>64565462
hes got quite a few goal points though
>>64565163
Not even a Caps fan but I wanna see Ovie win a cup, and this looks like the season where they finally do it
>>64565496
As a Ducks fan, I know this feel. What happened?
>>64565570
They finally regressed to where they should actually be playing. Their team from Cooper down to Bishop are a meme.
>>64565585
>tfw got a Bishop jersey for Christmas last year
I knew I should have asked for a Hedman
Holy shit, how do bruins fans deal with marchand being such a shitbag?
I can barely stand Goose diving every other game
Who /gettingdrunkaloneatthebarbecause teamcanadasucks/?
>>64565640
as long as you didnt get an yzerman one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D743ZaYZC9U
This has GOTTA be a long ass suspension, doesn't it?
finland sounds like a cool place
>rags
>laffs
>>64565647
Marchand is based and makes people mad.
It's very easy to love him :3
>>64565718
Scandinavia+Finland is very progressive
Who's ready to see the shithawks get memed on by Big Mac tomorrow night?
>>64565794
Thus guy. Fuck the hawks. Fuck the Avs too but the hawks more.
>hawks/jest miss ploffs
Will be glorious
>>64565696
Chet Sellers
@chet_sellers
that chris neil hit answered the question, "what if an nhl player was a salmon returning upstream to spawn"
Tip top lel
>>64565929
>tampa, ducks, sharks, pittsburg and filthy will miss the playoffs this year
2015-2016 is the GOAT season
>country that didn't even medal at the last best-on-best tournament is the best in the world
>amerilliterate logic
Only 189 days until Auston Mathews is an Oiler.
>>64566041
I honestly don't give a shit which country has the best 16 year olds.
only adult men's hockey matters. And maybe women's hockey, because it turns me on and japan is cute
>>64565696
>>64565965
chris "never been suspended" neil
yeah the nhl gives even a tiny bit about player safety
>>64566072
best-on-best is all that matters. Olympics, past World Cups and future World Cups, etc.
WJC is just memehockey but it's fun
>>64565696
>takes a massive hit
>gets up and skates
>takes a cross check
>goes to bench
Kalinin: unphased
>>64564920
Penaldo is close
>>64566004
no its not, the fucking kitties or stars will win the cup this year. this is going to be the shittiest season ever
>>64566208
>stars winning cup
>bad thing
bro, whenever minnesota gets cucked out of a cup, everyone wins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVskDngm8yM
>blose
>>64566208
ahem
>>64566238
yes that is a bad thing
>>64566250
>caps
>out of the conference finals
the kitties will meme on you so hard shit will be flying out of your ears
Caps are winning the cup lads
Hop on the band wagon before it's too late
>>64566257
nope.
Post ice girls, I want some good material for the morning.
Thanks
>>64566284
They sure have a long history of cup winning
>>64565647
>LEL BASED MARCHAND U MAD
>IF THEY HAD JUST CALLED THE INTERFERENCE WHEN HE BLOCKED MARCHY THE HIT WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED
>HE'S JUST A GOOD INSTIGATOR, YOU'D LIKE HIM IF HE WAS ON YOUR TEAM
>HE A GOOD BOY HE DINDU NUFFIN
>>64566340
girl on the right has an ugly outtie. still better than those disgusting fucking navel piercings
>>64566340
>>64566340
yfw the canes win the cup
>>64565747
One day my boy Gudbranson is going to break that fucking beak.
>>64566355
>m-marchand's hurting my f-feelings!
>>64566394
:^)
>>64566394
>my boy
are you 12?
>>64566420
I cant wait to bomb some dodonggos
>>64566475
>panthers
>orca costume
but why
>>64562888
i remember
>>64562856
it's too bad the north american server died because jewko made getzlaf15 a mod
Is oshie kuznetsov ovi the best line in hockey
Are bombston dindus still anal pained about Marchand being a dirty player?
>>64566777
>h-h-he's hurting my f-f-f-feelings again m-mom!!
OBSESSED
B
S
E
S
S
E
D
>>64566811
Confirmed for shitter shattered
>he dindu nuffin
>>64566829
>m-mom tell him to s-stop!
I can hear you screaming in rage right now
>>64566897
>HE A GOOD BOY
>HE TURNEN HIS LIFE AROUND
>HE DINDU NUFFIN
top kek
>bombston
>>64565163
Can't wait until we lose Game 7, Round 2 against the Rags again.
:^)
kill me
I bet this booty blasted canarab is a laffs fan
So how salty are bolts """""""""fans"""""""""""" about getting cucked by a team with even less fans than them?
>>64567255
another playoffs full of publix posting :DDD
>>64566897
what's wrong with his eyebrows
