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>MA-MA-MA-MARCHAND'S HURTING MY FEELING AGAIN!
lel
LEL
L-E-L
who /winless in OT/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05-O-uRuKyY&ab_channel=NHL
>H-H-H-H-HES NOT A DIRTY P-P-P-PLAYER
>J-JACK EDWARDS DOESNT THINK SO
bombston homers getting BTFO
tfw preds miss the playoffs by 2 points and couldve made the playoffs if they won at least one 3 on 3 meme
>>64546825
3 on 3 is just as bad as shoot out imo
Why do the Bruins make the rest of the NHL so butt hurt? Not even a Bruins fan
>>64546819
>>64546825
Pacific is bad enough that they'll make it anyway, but it will cost them in the seeding
>Michael Russo @Russostrib 7h7 hours ago
>#mnwild take it outside during a fun practice Tuesday in Edina but it turned serious when known mongol Mikael Granlund abducted this child, authorities are still searching
>>64546866
They're based in New England, and ever since the Sox and Pats won all those championships such teams have been a target for saltiness. It doesn't hurt that they're usually pretty good, and have a Stanley Cup win in recent memory of their own, but really that's about it.
>flames chimping out
>>64546914
KEK
>pedosota
>>64546935
Nah its a combination of success and shitty fans. New York and Boston are in an arms race over who thinks their region is the best in the world. Have you ever talked to someone from the Boston area, they will let you know.
Look at all the Brady posting on /sp/, obviously there are a number of trolls and bandwagoners but that isn't all of them.
>It's an oilels complain about refs episode
Fuck I hate reruns
>>64546968
>flim flams
>>64546969
nice dub dubs
I'm a wild fan but couldn't let that picture go unnoticed. The practice looked pretty comfy, just got a bunch of snow finally. Also they did a scrimmage with wrong handed sticks and two pucks, the absolute madmen.
>>64546866
>>64547015
Being from Boston, we are an incredibly narrow-minded culture, and have a bit of a victim complex as a region (currently exaggerated because of Deflategate) and thus our fans can be just as goon-y and in-your-face as the team is, which pisses of a lot of people.
And the team has a reputation of preferring fights and dirty hockey rather than pussy-footing around.
Tbqh with you Joe, I wouldn't want it any other way, the assmad we create as a region is incredible.
>>64546940
why is he grabbing his boob
>>64546819
Forgot about Salo and forgot about that hit
>>64547134
never happened desu marchand is a clean player according to retarded boston homers.
top kek
STARS GOT BLEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWN THE FUCK OUT!!!
>>64546819
>implying i give a shit about cantpuck players
they are as scummy a team as they come
good for him
>>64547171
lel
>>64547114
because he's a slut
>>64547186
Who?
>having your franchise record home winning streak snapped by the dooks
>in typical dooks fashion they score 1 goal
>and win
my sides!
11 point division lead
NHL getting kukd by LA
>>64547235
ew
>Last-place Blue Jackets defeat first-place Stars
I fucking love this league. No team is safe from getting BTFO, absolutely none.
>>64547381
Do you think tortorella will still complain about how the jackets played tonight?
>>64547313
Their D was pretty great for most of the game desu
>>64547428
Defense isn't their problem this year
>>64547453
Considering all the injuries and poor performances, I'd say their defense is a problem.
>>64547401
I think he gives the team credit when they play well, like against the Flyers for instance.
>br00ns
>being g00ns
stop the presses
>yfw the tortorella jackets win the cup
>>64547577
The power of backspin.
>letting Shane Doan score a hat trick
Where have all the Stars memeposters gone? Does anyone know?
Real defense when
Real coach when
Real general manager when
Real owner when
>>64547518
Bieksa is a problem
>>64547705
B-BUT MUH NORRIS!!
>>64547621
Still got half the season to go
Just got to keep getting 6 goals a game
>>64547612
Sens tried to out-goon us
Got smacked hard
>>64547705
m8 we split the series its not like you guys got btfo (in totality)
why so pessimistic
>>64547690
it was a tampon gay shitter
>>64547745
Only during the offseason. There's been a few Dallas shitposters. Like that Mexican poster
>>64547705
Defense is garbage except for Methot Karl Ceci Boro
Coach is fine
GM probably should change
Owner needs to DIE IN A FIRE
>110 penalty minutes
>between both teams
It's gonna be a blood bath come Jan 9th ain't it?
Wow Marchand is an idiot. Don't players really want to play in the Winter Classic?
He's guaranteed to get at least 4 games for what happened tonight
>>64547755
>>64547786
GOOD
That's the best kind of hockey
>>64547786
everyone knows youve been shitposting with your trip off, bumbstton
>>64546914
>>64547786
yup, and I've got tickets.
Can't wait.
>>64547805
>slapshot
>shitposting
'no'
>Have the opportunity to go on an actual winning streak
>Choke
Oh Hurricanes, you never cease to disappoint me
>>64547797
>goal points
>rags
>>64547803
>>64547812
Will it involve any of the top 6 players or just bottom six?
>>64547793
>Don't players really want to play in the Winter Classic?
Honestly I don't think they care that much, especially the ones who have already played in them. It's mostly just a cash grab by the league.
>>64547823
>Expecting anything respectable from North Carolina hockey
Face it, anon, your meme decade has ended.
>>64547865
lel snes fags btfo
>vikings game 2 days ago
>they mention how cold it is, then mention it will be cold for the winter classic coming up
>don't mention that there will be an outdoor game on this exact field soon
Autism triggered, why is NBC so shit?
>>64547741
>us
>>64547909
>you
>>64547909
What about us? We're still friend, right m8?
I went to my meme tasting tonight.
The guys were saying how they have like a dozen sticks custom ordered for Darnel Nurse and Draisitl that the plebs use whenever they break a stick on ice.
People talked about how San Jose barracudas bitch about 60k not going far enough because shit is so expensive
10 bucks well spent
>>64547932
WEW LAD
>tampon gay casuals literally BTFO
>>64547934
Did u get wasted and make nazi jokes about leon
>>64547951
no I am a fatty so I ate like 4 plates of shrimp and salmon tar tar and strawberries
who 5th line here
>>64547823
>tfw devs fan and was at the game
Great night t b h
>>64547967
>dallass
>>64547978
>tfw was at the Canes win last week
A-At least we both left our games happy
>>64547978
>debbies fan
Why do you find it necessary to lie on the Internet
>there are Canadians itt that unironically support the Ottawa senators
>>64548033
>there are Canadians that sill unironically support any Canadian team
Living a life of constant disappointment t b h
>>64547932
Kek
>>64547932
How can you be this retarded?
>>64547932
Should've asked him who had the most game points during the regular season last year
>>64548042
>bandwaggoning a team from another nation
desu the only acceptable canadian fans are winsdor fags who can throw a rock and hit the wings stadium
/hoc/ has been fucking terrible this season. What the hell happened
>>64548113
Mad americaitlyns getting triggered and starting shitpost wars
>>64548113
Memes
Memes happened.
>>64548113
Summer autism when Canadian high school got out
>>64548128
I think the lack of memes is the problem
>>64548113
posters like this >>64548127 and this >>64548130
>>64548138
this
think of the last time you saw fresh memes
i think I was posting over 56k
Quick made sure Drasaitl never forgets 1945 tonight, fucker thought he was safe playing hockey, thought he could shield himself from the shame of both world wars, but Americas reach knows no bounds. Get meme'd on Oilels
>>64548182
Was this the last good moment on /hoc/
>>64548197
Oilers got shat on
>>64548203
>look at these repeating numbers with a funny picture on a chinese cartoon anime imageboard isn't that epic!1!!1!
>it was the last good moment in /hoc/!
literally autism
>>64548064
Living in Tampa he's probably used meth once or twice
>>64548080
Top kek I will next time I see him post
>>64548253
>mad at numbers
Calm down there. Have some fun once in a while
It's only a matter of time before we're #1 in the Atlantic
>>64548253
literally autistic
>>64548253
>Canada mad at something stupid again
Color me shocked
>>64548333
careful he might get mad about those trips
>>64548277
We had a chance and choked it away three times until the Panthers of all teams took advantage
I fear this team might become the "just on the cusp of it" where they're right at the brink of achieving their goals and fall short
Like that three game skid, what the fuck man?
5 goals in one period to BUFFALO?
Friendly reminder that the Kings had NO FANS before 2012
>>64548358
>smak_fruk.jpg 15kb
>>64548358
we're all conditioned to be cuckolds because we've all been beating off to other people having sex via porn
>>64548375
Interesting theory
>>64548355
Looks like Belesky is doing well for you guys ;_;
>>64548567
He's getting better and adjusting to the system.
Only problem is that he had trouble scoring goals, but he's finally getting the hang of it.
Love his rowdy little spirit. That line may not be talented, but the Vatrano-Hayes-Beleskey line might be my favorite. Gutsy kids them.
>>64548375
I only fap to solo porn
>>64548607
Can't get me off 2bh
>>64548626
I'm so lonely and desperate that solo pictures of women in underwear or even normal clothing can get me off
>>64548637
Jealous. I've been jerkin it for like 3 weeks straight, I can hardly get off anymore
>3-7
>6-3
>3-6
>7-5
Were they using those bigger goals tonight?
>>64548841
I'm so sick of games not going into double digits. You also forgot
>1-0
The Stors are a fluke and first round exit babby team
Prove me wrong /hoc/
>rags
>hasbs
>dullass
>finnish goaltending
Who /earthquake/ here?
>>64549329
Violent or rolling?
>>64549329
>>64549345
That was a rough one
S L A G S
L
A
G
S
>>64549329
how fucked is vancouver when the big one hits?
>tfw live in downtown
>tfw startled the shit out of me
are building even designed with earthquake protection in areas where there's rarely any earthquakes?
>>64549715
the real fear isn't from the earthquake itself. but rather it causing a landslide that creates a tsunami.
>>64549715
Vancouver should be fine, we got Vancouver Island to protect us from tsunamis so it'll just be a massive earthquake that causes some damage in Vancouver and the lower mainland. California will be RIP though
>>64547188
>Salo
>scummy
wut
>>64549412
damn, in some places it was weak-light?
how do you function when that is going on????
>>64549893
Basically it was Haiti times 1,000,000
>>64549945
>the 2011 SCF caused more damage than Haiti x 1million
>>64549964
Well, yeah, there were human casualties in the riot
>>64549844
>some damage
There's a ton of buildings in downtown vancouver that are quite old and probably don't hold up to the standard of a 8.0. Vancouver is for the most part modernized but I doubt "some damage" is going to be the conclusion when there's old buildings everywhere.
>>64550002
It'll be a good reason to rebuild the shitty parts of van though. Also dat gentrification will fix everything
>>64550013
I guess so. People have been talking about "the big one" for years now, surely apartments built within the last 20 - 30 years have some sort of earthquake protection.
>mfw I live in an apartment complex in downtown
>Canadas youth needs shootout to win over Switzerland
It's over, Canada is finished.
>>64547381
I think I've figured it out. The Stars are a meme team, so they can only lose to a bigger meme (last ranked beating first ranked, Laffs winning).
>Literally needs to win the lottery to win against Switzerland kiddy teams
Do you guys like hockey?
>Blown the fuck out by both the Mild and Jests
>Howard has given up 7 goals in 20 shots over 2 games
REEEEEEEEEEEE. JUST MOVE ON TO MRAZEK JEFF/KENNY. HE'S CONSISTENT AND GOING TO BE REALLY GOOD. STOP PLAYING HOWARD.
what is this stupid GP meme?
>>64550584
Something that has made a genocide of my sides
>>64550601
>Just a typical Americuk supporting their Muslim overlords.
Nothing to see here
>>64550642
>t. Kim Kardashian
>>64547235
t. alberto barbosa
/hoc/ ded
>>64548113
not enough finnish quality posters
>>64550059
>>64550416
>>64550760
Russia is going to win to be honest
Canes better win tonight
finland what the fuck did you guys change in barkov. he went from not doing anything ever to actually playing hockey.
>>64550903
pumped him full of roids, but please dont tell anyone
>>64550919
oh i didn't realize he's been on a line with jagr all year. literally free points.
>>64549412
post ragnarok info
>USA: 4
>Canada: 2
lol
>>64550960
As if it wasn't confirmed already but this just makes it an unassailable fact that Barkov has massive autism.
>>64551016
im pretty sure he has severe aspergers at the least
>>64550960
barkov confirmed redditor
>>64551019
where we @?
>>64551016
>>64551043
you know he got the shirt from his teammates
>Panthers good
>Stars good
>Coyotes good
>Blues good
>Kings good
Is this the year the NHL dies from the abundance of non hockey towns being decent?
>>64551114
>finnish people
>knowing anything
i am alff
we are stupid
Why are all the Scandinavians and Snow Niggers so autistic. Is it the inbreeding?
>>64551143
It's the inbreeding, heavy alcohol consumption, brains can't develop in cold temperatures and an hour of sunlight a week
>>64551143
>inbreeding?
There's more in most of Central Asia, the Middle East and Africa than in Northern Europe 2bh.
Yet nobody claims nignogs or sandniggers have autism.
>>64551143
Centuries of losing
>>64551143
>t. Sitting Bull
>>64551167
>Yet nobody claims nignogs or sandniggers have autism.
They do. It's called religion and retardation.
![LgQUjRp[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zRUGbo8.jpg "LgQUjRp[1].jpg")
>>64551179
>Sven
>Judging anyone
>>64551187
>Using danes for your sweden yes pictures
Disgarded
>>64551187
dont get so mad everytim usa its just humour
>>64551192
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/opinion/pc-preschool-bans-words-him-and-her/story-e6frfhk6-1226082516997
>Sweden
>Yes
>>64551196
>Americans
>Sense of humour
>>64551219
>americans
>>64551228
we wuz bears
>>64547705
Is the senators meme finally over? Thank god
>>64551267
AYO HOL UP YOU BE SAYIN
is Wiliam playing today?
also safe to say Rantanen a bust?
Anyone watched the previous Junior games on stream? Apparently Sweden - Denmark is on channel 12 today which I don't have. ;_;
>>64551300
*SMACKS LIPS*
>>64551311
>William is feeling perfect!
>He won't be playing against Denmark or Canada
Standard swedish stuff.
Or it's just the Laffs cucking him like always
>>64551338
>William is feeling perfect!
>He won't be playing against Denmark or Canada
man that sucks. was really hoping to see him against Canada.
but Sweden should win both anyways.
>>64551192
>>64551196
SWEDEN YES
What's your choice of music for hokkei games /hoc/? I usually have a video game or movie soundtrack on in the background since they're designed to be heard but not focused on. Perfect background noise.
>>64551553
Bob Miller's voice is music to my ears.
>We needed a bunch of wars to take half on Denmarks teritories and make them irrelevant for all future
>Only needs 13 sec to beat them in kiddy hockey
>>64551328
Nvm lads found a stream. Heja Sverige!
"It was a simple play," Marchand said. "I mean, I was trying to get to the puck area and turned up ice. He was kind of standing there. I just turned up and tried to go after the puck-carrier.
HE A GOOD BOY.
DINDUNUFFIN.
>>64551311
>also safe to say Rantanen a bust?
Sure if you think a couple of poor games against kids is everything and dominating the AHL as a kid is nothing.
>>64551741
Well, I guess that's one way of saying "I turned slightly away from him, ducked down and drove straight through him"
How does this bullshit get fixed?
>howturd
>>64551912
You start giving Mrazek the fucking starts he deserves.
>>64551943
Think there's anyone dumb enough to take Howard? Any teams got shit goalies shitting the bed?
It may be risky incase mrazek is hurt, but why pay millions for a backup goalie, when petr only makes 750K?
>>64551961
Only team I can think of that might be interested in a package deal, probably with a goalie coming back is Carolina (Lack), but there'd be other parts and picks built in as well, most likely. Goalies aren't really a hot commodity anymore. Most teams have good ones by now.
are the wings all fucking sick or something?
no one is doing anything. Like at all. Except Mrazek.
>>64552327
Transition period. You're fucking delusional if you expected them to contend with people like Smith and Kindl on the blueline.
>>64551961
at best, holland will trade howard in the off season. No one wants a goalie that just shit the bed twice
you were saying there might be some locker trouble last night, but honestly there hasn't been any proof of that other than pulky "fighting" smith (which blash was 100% okay with, because they were doing drills in front of the net). So I don't think there's any need to move quickly on him.
Howard shit the bed twice in two games, but in his defense, he had no defense a few of those times. We've seen howard be good this season, and he made some great saves last night (with some shit saves (that is, not a save)). He's definitely in a funk, but so is the rest of the team. They were lethargic these last few games.
Personally, I'm a little bit tired of our style of entry, seems like no one knows how to get past a defenseman, so we just chip it in almost every time
>>64551912
I believe a better coach could get a good performance out of that roster. Someone like Babcock in Toronto, for example.
>>64551961
rarrrre
>>64552373
Shut the fuck up Juan
>>64552383
that's tony, friend
>>64552404
>That's_the_joke.png
>>64552362
jokes aside, blash is doing pretty well with the shit-burgers he's got.
The real issue is the defense, and it might actually be kronwall and Green. Smith and Ericsson, fuckups that they are, are positive in their +/- and have about a dozen points between them. meanwhile, Kronwall and Green, while they have almost 30 points between them, are sitting at -9 and -7. meme stats aside, that's pretty indicative of a shitty offensive defenseman
>>64550484
>.650
how badly do you miss him, wongsbros?
>>64552529
A lot. A lot lot.
anyone else feel like this has been a boring season? aside from some teams succumbing to memery like the ducks and rags nothing has really happened
>>64552758
its mid season. No hype from beginning shenanigans and not close enough to playoffs for streaks to matter
>>64552758
florida leading atlantic
looks like happenings to me
>>64552758
raffi torres is back now right? he might do something dumb again
>>64547381
Kc got his first goal
He's a defender (Kevin connouten
>>64547401
He actually didn't complain he was happy
watch out jannies on the prowl. Bitch wasnt even naked
>>64552862
i think he just had knee surgery
>Marchand having his hearing this morning
He's gonna get games. What a fucking idiot. Goodbye winter classic.
>>64553315
going to get 5 games*
How can one man be so based?
tfw Bob is back
I'm so happy that Barkov is so fucking elite that none of you can never talk shit at me again.
>>64553466
>barkov
>elite
Pick one Finn you're the only nation who thinks so
>>64553466
he's got 23 points thats literally half the points of a defenseman on my team. How is that elite in any way?
>>64553538
>my
>>64553466
>Bustikov
>Elite
Selecte uno, por favor
>>64553562
Canadians get possessive, when they should be talking in the third person plural
>>64553424
Literally who?
>>64553538
He's the best 2-way center in the league and dragged his team to the top of the conference.
>your team defenseman
costs you games.
>>64553680
>best 2 way center in the league
kek'd, good one finland
>>64553728
It's a stone cold fact. Look it up.
Is it just me or do teams seem to be losing a lot more games this year? At this point in the year most teams are well into their teens in losses, and there's only a very few teams pulling away in the standings.
>>64553775
I'm going to fuck your ass
>>64553466
Finland finally gets a non-goaltender who isn't trash?
He expects the bants to stop?
You know he's getting carried by Jagr and Hubes
>>64553918
They have that kid on the memehawks too lad
>on train
>see sweet outdoor rink set up in someone's backyard
>its 50 degrees
>isn't even gonna get close to freezing for 2 weeks
damn them feels. They probably spent all xmas break setting it up
>>64554112
Explain how he is so ugly? Do you just become a stinky, smelly, hideous mongol freak if you spend x years in Finland?
>doubting the Pulju
![51sH1ISiSrL._SX258_BO1,204,203,200_[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WgVa4LP.jpg "51sH1ISiSrL._SX258_BO1,204,203,200_[1].jpg")
>rags
>>64548113
Bolts aren't doing hot. The quality of /hoc/ is directly related to how well the meme-iest team is doing.
>>64554245
Sandwichposting is low quality though
>>64553677
Holy Toffoli, m8
>>64554203
Finns rape all people
>already 1+3 tonight
>10 points in less than 3 games
Auston Matt-who?
>Barkov is the best two way centre in the NHL
>>64554408
Saad has a 7game point streak
>this meme thinks Finns are better
Good meme
>>64554429
TIPPING INTESIFIES
HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTT I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED HARDER IN MY LIFE
He's not even the best regular center
Fucking Dubinsky is better
>>64554432
>American hockey knowledge
Are you serious?
>>64554453
>Finnish hockey knowledge <<<<<American hockey knowledge
You honestly expect me to believe a Finn is smarter than an American, you have memed too hard
>>64554491
Saad isn't at the WJC
>>64554523
Still Better than Auston will ever be
Finns just don't get it
>>64554549
HOLY FUCK ARE U STUPID
NOT EVEN TALKING ABOUT AUSTON
>shitposting on /hoc/ instead of watching the Pulju&Laine show
DAT SHOT
DAT COCK
>mfw flyers can continue being ELITE tonight.
Get fucked sharks
>>64554615
>Being a Finn ever
Damn I'm glad I don't live in Finland like a bunch of Cucks
I'm glad we have good hockey over here
why do these iihf commentators keep acting like the swiss "pro" league is anything other than a meme league
>>64554649
Remember how Ray Ferraro used to commentate, shit he still does nhl network is shit, still not as shit at ESPN
