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1/2 - UFC 195: Lawler vs Condito
1/17 - UFC FN 81: Snek v Cruz
1/29 - Bellator 148: Koscheck vs Secor
1/30 - UFC on Fox 18: The Sage Show
2/6 - UFC 196: Fabricio Werdum vs Sea Level Cain
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Thread Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAioqvHzkkQ
>195 Embedded
Episode 1: http://youtu.be/6h5qsu3sP-Y [Embed]
195 Countdown: Lawler vs Condit: https://youtu.be/F-49IYabcCg
195 Countdown: Arlovski vs Miocic: https://youtu.be/dZHaH2KWX8U
195 Extended Preview: https://youtu.be/EzKaI8i3b4Y
>Results from Rizin
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/12/29/10682764/rizin-results-shinya-aoki-batters-kazushi-sakuraba-king-mo-lawal
>preview of Brandao vs Ortega
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/12/29/10682764/rizin-results-shinya-aoki-batters-kazushi-sakuraba-king-mo-lawal
>Road FC experimenting with new scoring systems:
http://fightland.vice.com/blog/finally-someone-is-getting-rid-of-the-10-point-must-scoring-system
Legal Free Fights:
Arlovski vs Bigfoot
https://youtu.be/M6SQud1iYXE
>Lawler vs Koscheck
https://youtu.be/keICcOxl93k
>Condit vs Kim
http://youtu.be/Q-C2a-KOfJA
>Miocic vs Hunt
https://youtu.be/MKaZDsH84uA
>Arlovski vs Browne
https://youtu.be/IB5HFEpTVps
>Snek vs Watson
https://youtu.be/NEgVh5S3PoQ
>Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams
https://youtu.be/hWiusdy1miI
>Official Strawpoll:
http://strawpoll.me/6397658
1st ofr vanfanzh
Good thread thanks
3rd for Schaub
>>64540207
Dana pls go, she's finished
>What type of brow ridge do you want?
You now remember Carla Esparza
>serbia is now in the thread wars
>>64540245
thats scar tissue
>people who think athletes who are competing for millions arent doing everything they can to gain an advantage
Just look at Conor and his weightcutting, dude is willing to risk some serious braindamage for it
>>64540194
>preview of Brandao vs Ortega
>
>>64540249
>>64540245
damn his neck was huge
>>64540260
>who are competing for millions
>>64540245
This is like a before and after for kids whose parents put them through fat camp
i find it disgusting and disturbing that people are accusing holly holm of using PEDs. there is no evidence of it and her upbringing completely counteracts their argument.
>>64540253
Nah, I'll just wanted to be the Jon Jones a few times as well as propagate slavshit.
>>64540215
Thank you, this eases my crushing sense of self worth.
>>64540270
It's mostly a copy pasted thread. Its a clever ruse that survived. I even attempted to proof read.
>>64540249
literally unfair size advantage
excelllent thread op
if you were in the ufc, at what point would you break in a fight?
prolly if i'm getting outclassed on the feet like ronda/holly, or pounded on the ground like rockhold/weidman
how hard are you heem?
>Fabio Maldonado released from the UFC
Welp
>>64540299
>Upcoming MMA events:
12/29 - Rizin Fighting World Grand Prix 2015
You blew it
>>64540249
did she retire?
>>64540245
Why do wrestlers have such a huge neck?
>>64540306
When I feel something is horribly wrong, like eyedamage for example.
>>64540312
>I never have to see him get his brains beat in again
Thank god, it felt so bad every time.
>>64540328
no she was injured, she's training again
>>64540332
Because they do neckbridges all day long
>Takes a lot of energy to be a rock star Joe!
https://youtu.be/LyXJtkE_sQE?t=1m27s
Gus finally beat an african american
>>64540332
bridges
>>64540332
wrestlers use their head to help push the other guy to the side
>>64540312
The feels
>>64540306
THAT is my boy! whoever showed up in the rockhold fight was not my boy. i want my boy back ;(
holy crap, I need a webm of that sweet hook from the Felipe Efrain vs. Yuki Motoya Rizin fight.
RIP to all the champs we lost this year:
Carla Esparza
Ronda Rousey
Chris Weidman
Hoesay Aldo
Anthony Pettis
Jon Jones*
Cain Memelasquez
>>64540388
I got 3 for you, family
How good will Sea Level Werdum be?
>>64540415
>>64540429
>Sea Level Werdum
This is surprisingly overlooked.
>>64540431
Cain Valesquez is not Mexican
https://twitter.com/danawhite/status/681971745725677569
HELWANI BTFO YA GOOF
Cathal Pendred is not an Irishman.
>>64540462
mild kek, based Dana
>>64540415
>>64540431
>>64540446
does rizin just put together all mismatches to get finishes?
>>64540462
Must be a real joy working under this man
>lawler has brown hair (used to)
>wife has brown hair
>kid has red hair
is lawler a cuck?
https://www.instagram.com/p/_3qxraICPY
Find a flaw
>>64540515
lawler has freckles. hes probably carrying some redhead genes
>>64540505
can't wait for Conor fuck him over by starting McGregor Promotions when his stock is at an all time high
>>64540415
>>64540431
>>64540446
Mmmmhmmm... yeah, this is the stuff. Thanks, senpai.
>>64540532
everything
>>64540515
Brown hair is a dominant trait, it's possible they both carry the recessive gene and they both passed it on to the kid
>>64540532
>you will never fuck comfy JJ from behind
>TK coming back
>Fedor coming back
>Sakuraba coming back
>Heath Herring wishes to come back
>Mark Coleman wishes to come back
Weird how a new org with drug testing comes out, and all the Pride superstars want back in the game. I fully expect Cro Cop and Nogueira
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zY3usXz1Irg
>>64540544
The UFC monopolopoly would crush him fedor style
>>64540532
>flatfooted
>zero head movement
>/heem/ can't get UFC 194 right with multiple picks
>Khabib gets 5/5
>watching 195 embedded
>thinking back to when the 194's were coming out with mystic mac
>get nostalgic
any1 else?
>>64540601
I fully expect Cro Cop and Nogueira to come back for next years New Years Eve card.
>>64540616
not really
>>64540612
So what?
>>64540610
>6 time kickboxing world champ
>>64540603
heem sleepy
>>64540612
i bet serbia could outpick him he's the best
>>64540632
youre all cucks
>>64540601
>mark coleman
wasnt he dieing a couple months ago and begging for money?
>>64540603
Noice.
>>64540653
>dieing
What the hell mate
>>64540673
Yes it's true he was near death
Just read on the UG that Ronda Rousey got popped for HIV
That could explain her poor performance
>>64540653
http://www.sherdog.com/news/news/UFC-Hall-of-Famer-Mark-Coleman-Wishes-He-Could-Fight-for-Rizin-on-New-Years-Eve-97781
>“Look at Ken Shamrock, Royce Gracie coming back. I’d love to fight one of those two guys in Rizin,”
He'd probably beat most of the UFC's top 10 currently, btw.
>>64540678
It's pronounced: dying.
>>64540692
Remember kids, everthing you read on the internet is true!
>>64540282
Diaz gets 20k / 20k afaik
>>64540697
>pronounced
What's going on guys. I hope you don't mind if I "blog" but MMA isn't good anymore. I don't watch it anymore but I check your threads out once in a while. Looking at the OP I recognized Datsik. He was from my day. You don't get fighters like that anymore. People like Renzo, Sakuraba, Igor, Cro Cop, Murilio Bustamante, Royce, Rampage, motherfucking the Iceman Chuck Liddell. Tito fucking Ortiz, Ken and Frank Shamrock. BJ Penn,Gomi, Brock Lesnar, Randy, Vitor, Wanderlei, Fedor. Real motherfucking fighters. Only real fighters I see today are Diego, Nick and Nate, Conor and Robbie and that's it. Everyone else sucks big fat fucking dick. And now you have women fights too. What the fuck is that trash? If UFC wants to be good again they need to bring some of the guys back. It's all boring as fuck now. The rules have ruined the sport too. Ultimate Fighting is about real fighting. Which means no rules. I'm just saying. Don't be strangers guys.
>>64540306
The Aoki/Sakuraba last night was worse than that.
>>64540723
Excuse me, spelled.
>>64540649
>mfw
><3
>>64540706
It could explain her poor performance against Holly Holmes.
>>64540752
Slightly triggered desu
Can someone explain the me while first rounds in Rizin all have different times? The first one had 10 minutes on it, and the one I'm watching only had 3:50 or so.
http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/thread/2517186/4chan-spreading-RR-rumor/?pc=19
>>64540462
Helwani makes me feel uneasy whenever i see him /heem/, why is that? I really would love to see that rat replaced with a bro tier personality.
>>64540734
I could tell I would one-punch you by reading that
You say Conor, I say BJ Penn
You say Robbie Lawler, I say GSP
You say Cain Velasquez, I say Fedor Emelianenko
You say Jon Jones, I say Tito Ortiz
You say Brock Lesnar, I say Ken Shamrock
You say Luke Rockhold, I say take a hike you shithead!
95% of /heem/ these days watch the same crappy MMA over and over again. If you're one of the 5% who still watches REAL MMA on UFC Fight Pass, thumb this up, then copy & paste it to at least five threads. Don't let the spirit of NHB die!
>>64540777
le evil 4chan strikes again!!!!
i'd never go to that site
>>64540777
There was another thread that was deleted by mods. It had pictures and everything. Seemed plausible at least.
>>64540791
>You say Jon Jones, I say Tito Ortiz
lol.
>You say Brock Lesnar, I say Ken Shamrock
Who says Brock Lesnar?
>>64540789
Probably wouldn't even take a punch 2bh
Just tell him to look into your eyes and he'll break faster than all of them
>>64540306
>"serbian ninja, you ready? You ready? Lets get it on!"
>run across the cage
>violently pull guard
>engage /full guard thuggery/ mode
>butched 'im from d bott'm
>hellbows and stockton slaps
>sink in a cheeky triangle
>flex
This is also a formula to solve any and all conflicts.
>>64540791
Consider yourself upvoted, my dear friend.
>>64540791
>You say Robbie Lawler, I say GSP
>>64540697
>pronounced
>>64540868
Leave him alone
He's my boy
>>64540877
Your boy is a jabroni
>>64540800
Pictures of what? How do you shop somehome HIV positiv?
>>64540944
no u
>>64540462
Helwani suing the UFC when?
>>64540544
>Kavanagh co-founds an mma promotion
>>64540980
kek that's pretty fucked
What did she mean by this?
>>64540993
back to reddit
>>64540980
Do people just believe this shit without literally spending 5 minutes on Google?
>>64540955
Don't you have some plain oatmeal to eat?
No flavor
>>64541012
;_;
That's low lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6G9-69iVX0
randleman looked like this at 17/18
elite fast twitch genetics when lads?
>>64540999
she means boys (guys under 6ft) will be boys and always try to flirt with young girls
and MEN (guys over 6ft) are what they should wait for
>>64540999
Do you think she's going to collaborate on that photo shoot?
>mfw sat here hitting the R key on /heem/ eating a pack of Peanut Butter Oreos
>mfw I have no face
Don't leave me lads
>>64540999
That you have to be at least a millionaire to fuck her
>>64540462
jesus christ. dana is an absolute savage
Hey pussy, are you still here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3g6ID4ogLg
>>64540462
ya fuckin GOOF
>>64541068
I bet I could take you down
Where can I download or watch Rizin?
plz brehs
>>64541139
YouTube you shitstain
>>64541139
www.google.com
you dumb fucking australian
>>64541139
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCo5oqFLJf6gH0fSoRupHS2w/videos
More heems please.
>>64541139
You got all the fights right here breh
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCo5oqFLJf6gH0fSoRupHS2w
>>64541159
thank you my portueguese friend and ally
>>64540999
You have to be an Arab Sheikh with millions of dollars to spend for her to even acknowledge your existence.
>>64541175
Or 6'+
Face the Pain vs Joe Rogan
Which one would you remove from PPVs?
>>64541162
nothing more satisfying than seeing pac getting heem'd so brutally. there was a philpino kid I knew in college and he looked depressed for like a week straight after this fight.
>>64541181
No a sheikh
>>64540999
ricky btfo
>>64541189
I want Rogan to do a cover of Face the pain and it be the new UFC theme.
Holy shit is this guy literally the GOAT tribute trailer man?
Jones
http://youtu.be/LLjVh1bO6mE
Werdum
http://youtu.be/CKI2wHixJl8
Joanna
http://youtu.be/7heerd9dSZI
When is Jones coming to take his belt back?
>>64541194
>disliking pacquiao
fuck outta here goof
>>64541189
joe rogan
i have no problem with shit music, god knows most walkout songs are shit as well. but rogan bullshits and is annoying.
>>64540791
you gotta add Weidman and Silva to this
>>64540348
Is based Karelin wearing Reebok?
>>64541162
>dem corporate sponsors
I SAID I WOULD KO HOESAY STIFF IN THE FIRST ROUND
HAVE I BEEN WRONG YEH
HAVE I BEEN WRONG YEH
>>64541209
I liked him until all that shit post-MayPac. all those dumb excuses and how he thought he won.
nigga you got sent to school.
>>64541205
Werdum is the only good one.
Jones is a rip-off from an old Anderson Silva highlight/tribute
>>64541195
Yeah right like Vanessa is going to boink some short ass sheik
>>64541225
I WILL ELIMINATE CHAD MINI MENDES
>>64541236
It's not speculation. It's literally fact casual.
>>64541253
Prove they bopped he just gave her money and she didn't even boink
>>64541227
>disliking manny for that one fight
Maybe his shoulder was fucked maybe it wasnt, he would have lost either way. They should've fought 5 years earlier.
>>64541253
>>64541276
why though, she's basically the ugliest.
>>64541298
m8 she's literally perfect
>>64541238
YOU KNOW WHATS NEXT THAT WORLD TITLE IS NEXT
https://youtu.be/4-nYYc_Koq8?t=368
i miss her lads. the ufc needs a role model of her caliber
>>64541298
Irrelevant Vanessa doesn't engage in coitus with short guys and there's no hard evidence to suggest otherwise
>>64540298
She might be on roids, but it's hypocritical to point fingers at her while Ronda has very manly shoulders and traps.
Chris Weidman got destroyed by Luke Rockhold
>>64541291
>thinking manny wins this fight ever
hes a counter punchers dream
>>64541332
that's just an "athletic" 20something with a weird face. almost all the other girls, except the plastic surgery one, is better imo
also they should just stop with those clappy and fake smiley girls, really detracts from the sport no homo. put them in the cage and see how they fare there.
>>64541380
that's just your internalized racism that prevents you from admiring a brown woman
>>64541380
Shut up fuck off to reddit Vanessa does more for the sport than your shitty country ever has or will
Go suck on one of those famous Norway rocks in your barren wasteland
>>64541334
You're being a huge DNB right now
>>64541207
Maybe as soon as April
>>64541366
Because he made a fairly preventable mistake
Before that it was a back and forth fight that Weidman was starting to get advantage of
It'll be interesting to see them fight again when Rockhold is hopefully healthier
>>64540207
>'stop fighting just be hot and do podcasts'
ahahahah
https://www.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/3ynm7s/2015_fight_of_the_year_robbie_lawler_vs_rory/
does this make you sick to read some of the comments?
>"that was the best fight in all of combat sports that i have witnessed in recent memory"
>"With out a doubt this is the fight of the century"
>"Fight of the decade candidate"
why are people so swayed by the theatre of a fight? go back and watch the fight, it's a standard boxing fight, but nothing else. people are easily swayed by the staredown at the end of the 4th and the way it finished, which wasn't even that great, btw.
>>64541334
I dare you to go through this part without chuckling a little bit:
https://youtu.be/4-nYYc_Koq8
>>64541406
there is no need to be upset, or bringing my country into this.
i would say that vanessa and the other useless mannequins are actually detrimental to the sport and ufc.
>>64541397
i would hardly call her brown, but brown is delicious.
>>64541378
m8, he fought the best counterpunchers of his era and the only one he couldnt beat was Floyd. It isnt because Floyd is a counterpuncher as much as it is a testament to how great floyd is.
>>64541465
Dammit, I screwed up the exact timeline:
https://youtu.be/4-nYYc_Koq8?t=485
>>64541458
Not going to bother going there but it was a damn good fight. I rewatched it recently and it was really fun, good back and forth and it was great to see Rory come back after looking like he was almost out and Robbie had him
Top stuff desu
>>64541406
Ring girls are glorified whores and are not needed.
>>64541496
I know your country is overrun by Muslims but damn bro, this hate for women is unwarranted.
UFC best of 2015 is on fs1 right now n
It's pretty entertaining so far
>>64541507
No hate for women. Just stating the truth lad.
>>64541507
lad, they get poopied on by those muslims just to instagram themselves on a yacht
>>64540999
>tall girl
>>64541467
she's mexican or half mexican, so definitely brown
I wonder how much it'd cost to import one of those ONE FC ring grills.
Bisping's record
>loss: Rashad Evans
>loss: Dan Henderson
>loss: Wanderlei Silva
>loss: Chael Sonnen
>loss: Vitor Belfort
Considering his past record against roid monkeys, I don't think he stands a chance against Anderson Silva, desu.
>>64541553
>It's a weaboo post
>>64541334
Huge difference between Pre-184 Ronda and Post-184 Ronda, in my opinion.
>>64541574
>korean chicks
>weaboo
Trayqwan pls
>>64541574
>I get mad when people like asian girls
Ask a guy who's grappled with Jose Aldo and Renan Barao anything
>>64541540
>>64540999
MANLETS ON SUICIDE WATCH
http://www.ufc.com/octagonGirl/vanessa-Hanson?id=#i=7
>>64541640
>>64541675
>It's a white cuck is obsessed with Asian girls cause they're the easiest chicks on earth post
>>64541458
Eh, people have different opinions. To me, watching a guy fight 4 rounds with a broken nose and then finally submit to the pain isn't really a good fight. To other people it's fantastic. Whatever.
>giving a shit about plastic vanessa
>not wanting goddess chrissy
>>64541748
>5'8"
>115 lbs
>>64541749
>Easiest chicks on earth
>Not trashy Latinas
Hold up senpai
>>64541458
I remember in the gamethread people were bitching that nothing had happened in the first two rounds. It didn't feel like fight of the year watching it live. I guess it just "aged" well.
>>64541749
I like every type of girl but I don't get mad when someone doesn't
>watch the aoki vs sakuraba fight
>sakuraba almost dying
>aoki almost crying after the fight
what the fuck was that referee doing
>>64541748
i wonder what books she reads
When is Claudia scheduled to beat Joanna (again)?
>>64541748
>>64541540
>i'm a reformed bad girl
>>64541898
February
>>64541749
>founding country of black on white interracial porn calling me a cuck
How rude.
gif related: it's whats gonna happen to you if you keep chatting shit
when does the RIZIN part 2 begin???
>>64541932
thank you
>>64541435
>Before that it was a back and forth fight that Weidman was starting to get advantage of
lmao I know you don't actually believe it but it's funny that you said it anyway
>>64541898
>expecting post WADA Claudia to beat based JJ
>>64541946
>biggest consumer of cuck porn calling me a cuck
You're welcome to my guard any time
Goodnight /heem/
>>64541898
Claudia is a qt. I hope she's lost that roid gut with the new testing though.
>>64541980
It's so fedora when brazilians lay on the ground like and invite like that
>>64542031
waiting for when she accuses schaub of rape or something
You had a shit childhood if you support banning steroids.
>>64541963
Well it was before Weidman threw the kick
Don't get nasty with me
>>64542108
Your mother is a whore if you like steroids
>>64540194
kurwa
>>64542137
>>64542108
get a dog
>>64541980
>get absolutely mauled with ground and pound in first round
>act like your opponent is scared of your ground game
That was so fucking cringe worthy.
>>64542031
>this whore claim she's half norwegian
I bet she hasn't even eaten a sheeps head or killed a mountain troll in her lifetime.
>>64542165
get a new meme
>>64542257
I bet your favourite fighter is Conor
>>64542274
I know this is 4chan and all but you seriously cannot fucking say shit like that. That's fucking low bro
>>64542168
Jacare was robbed
>>64542114
Weidman was not gaining an advantage in anything before he threw that stupid kick
>>64542297
Oh shit, I'm sorry
>>>64542274
it's actually Dave Bautista
Who is the most underrated fighter right now and why is it Warlley Alves?
>>64542357
Luke was gassing hard Adan
>>64542439
it's actually Dave Bautista
>>64542439
Wonderboy
>>64542496
oh, and if you're going to delete keely, you might as well delete the ring girls too retard, they are both only tangentially related to mma
What does it mean?
>>64542475
Dave Bautista would give a lot of UFC HWs trouble, desu.
>>64542769
>he's stepping in to fight Northcutt on short notice
Donald, no, don't end your career like this
>>64542769
It means that cerrone just can't get enough of humiliation.
>>64541859
At least we know what would have happened to Cowboy if based Herb Dean hadn't stopped it...
>>64542859
Donald would kill Sage
>>64541859
>>64542893
Do we have a webm? Please and thank you.
Guess who
>>64542903
Yeah, no.
Donald is a notoriously slow starter, and isn't very athletic. Sage would hurt him to the body pretty bad in the early seconds, and then get a quick RNC when Donald crumbles. Its a terrible matchup for him.
>>64542980
natty
>>64543004
>he fell for the sage meme
christ kid
>>64542908
I think the beating goes on too long for a webm.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZTt3eCIjpM
>>64542769
He wants to get KO'D again.
>>64542980
I can't even get jealous of Sage, he is that kinda guy for some reason, good for him man.
>>64543029
Thanks burger, that is pretty fucking savage. I feel like like Japan would be the first country to come up with a live tv FFA deathmatch if they were allowed.
>>64542903
Wow, thanks for your brilliant insight once again
>>64541859
Who will they match Sakuraba up with next?
Knowing how Japanese matchmaking usually goes, he'll get Fedor, Sergei Kharatonov, King Mo, or if they can recruit him, Alistair Overeem.
>>64542439
Ben Saunders
10th Planet will have its first champ within a couple years in him
how many hours until the next rizin starts?
>>64543121
Hopefully he will never fight again. That man has enough braindamage as it is.
How was Alan Belcher magically able to wreck Palhares on the mat?
>>64540245
Fighters always get their noses flattened.
>>64541470
>he thinks JMM didnt win every single one of those robberies
>>64543175
Paul Harris is a 0/10 mentally. If he fails his kneebar attempt even twice in a fight he completely gives up
>>64543166
Tomorrow evening for us i suppose
>>64543040
yeah, he's one of those guys that society says you should hate and be jealous of but it's really hard to
>>64543208
>JMM unironically believes he won them
Pacquiao would have won the first one aswell if it wasnt for one refs fuck up, which he admitted to later.
>it's a jap mma card without Mike Schiavello on commentary episode
It's just not the same lads
>>64543245
>>64543040
Do you guys actually feel jealousy?
>We will never see a style like this at HW ever again
