NE:Report: Vollmer expected back for playoffs
JAC:Jaguars announce Bradley will return for 2016
CIN:Bengals' website: A.J. McCarron is day to day
CAR:Werder: Stewart could practice Wednesday
IND:Andrew Luck still not medically cleared
NO:Brees believes he and Payton will be back
DEN:Kubiak confirms Osweiler will start Week 17
CIN:Report: Dalton unlikely to play in WC round
CIN:A.J. McCarron (left wrist) headed for MRI
DEN:Broncos erase 14-point deficit, down Bengals
CLE:Again? Manziel caught partying Christmas Eve
SEA:Carroll: Lynch has chance to return Week 17
Chiefs
>>64540078
Gaytriots
>NO:Brees believes he and Payton will be back
why.jpg
Lol
>Patriots
>anime
Sneak's Official Post Week 16 NFL Power Rankings, sponsored by Draft Kings™
1. Cardinals (+1)
2. Panthers (-1)
3. Chiefs (+2)
4. Patriots (-1)
5. Broncos (+2)
6. Seahawks (-2)
7. Jets (+3)
8. Vikings (+3)
9. Bengals (-1)
10. Redskins (+2)
11. Texans (+2)
12. Steelers (-6)
13. Packers (-4)
14. Falcons (+5)
15. Bills
16. Raiders
17. Rams
18. Colts
19. Giants (-5)
20. Lions (+2)
21. Saints (+2)
22. Bears (+5)
23. Bucs (-3)
24. Eagles (-3)
25. Ravens (+5)
26. Jaguars (-2)
27. Chargers (-2)
28. Dolphins (-2)
29. Browns (-1)
30. 49ers (-1)
31. Cowboys
32. Titans
>>64540078
Based Carr will lead the Raiders to the #1 seed next season, the Raiders will make a Panther-like jump next season
Is Peyton still the GOAT after the HGH allegations?
>>64540189
>Packers that high
Fuck off
>>64540189
I still can't believe you actually have the Chiefs 3rd.
Fucking kill yourself Sneak.
>>64540189
>Dolphins below Ravens and Chargers
It's really come to this, hasn't it? There isn't much redeemable about the team at this point
BOLD BRAVE BERRY up in this bitch. who /playoffbound/ nigga?
hype as fuck, CHIEFS ARE ABOUT TO SCHOOL ALL THE WAY TO THE SUPER BOWL
WATCH OUT FOR THE BLOW OUTS NIGGA.
nth for Gnats missing the playoffs on their 4 year cycle
>>64540190
>mfw
TYBC
>>64540268
The only thing redeemable about the dolphins is where will their FA land
>Miller to Pats
>>64540271
>that girl below looking at him pitifully
>>64540271
say she wanna drink do drugs have sex tonight
I got ravens in da mornin'
Ravens bros
what should be next on my OC backlog
>>64540296
I don't see how it's a cycle when it only happened once.
Because the first one happened and started the supposed cycle and the second one completed the "cycle" 4 years later.
That's only one occurrence.
Not really much of a cycle so much as 2 things that happened.
>>64540338
LOL JK WE JUST GOT MOVED TO PRIME TIME
>>64540323
>Tfw Miller leaves, Ajayi becomes the feature back without a feature load, and then leaves once his rookie contract is up
>>64540434
Afternoon games aren't primetime
>>64540434
>your team
>your projected cap casualties ( * = if they don't restructure)
>your FAfu
>your day 1 draftfu
>your day 2 draftfu
>your day 3 draftfu
>your favorite 2015 meme
iggles
Riley Cooper, Demeco Ryans, Brent Celek, Jason Peters*
Travis Benjamin
DeForrest Buckner
Carson Wentz
Karl Joseph
bonermoth
I'm finally back from christmas vacation espee
did you miss me
>>64540470
>christmas vacation
bitch you were hiding because your team was struggling
fuck outa here with that christmas vacation ass bullshit excuse nigga
>>64540457
More viewers than your game, m8.
>>64540434
Raiders win help the Broncos clinch AFC West
Raiders lose don't help the Broncos win AFC West
>>64540486
nah senpai I left on the 18th and just got back on Sunday
went to rural Nebraska/Colorado/Wyoming it was lit af
>>64540541
just in time to get cucked out of the division title
>>64540557
we'd have to lose to the Chargers
plus did you see the anal raping Khalil Mack put on us? I shudder to think what he'll do to you.
Da toxins win da owl
>>64540541
>went to rural Nebraska
Don't you live in rural NE?
>>64540584
Sounds good to me. Either you or the Jets.
>>64540605
Last year I moved back to the cities. Did live in rural for like ~5 years when I was a teacher but I got a different job this year not in education.
>>64540611
Da toxins bests the jests
Now that the season is coming to an end, which team's fanbase was the most delusional all season?
>>64540218
Chiefs barely sneaked past the browns, they should drop if anything
>>64540717
I hate u Rodger.
>>64540323
I don't think the Patriots can afford Lamar Miller Tbh
We won't have any cap space next year after extending most of our defense
>>64540740
Keep bitching and the raiders will be moved to London instead of LA
>>64540717
fuck off roger
>>64540708
iggles
>offseason shitposters talking about going to the playoffs
>defended chip for trading maclin and McCoy
>p12 compared maclin to megatron of all people
it was good for a laff
>>64540761
I hope you burn in hell with Pete Rozelle.
>>64540717
thankfully all other playoff teams never played a single bad game against a bad opponent
>>64540787
*cough *cough 15-12.
>>64540786
Think its time to ask the concussion protocol teams to be a little more lenient when it comes to Raiders players getting mashed
VIKINGS
I
K
I
N
G
S
You're playing a children's card game and your opponent summons all of these guys. What do you do?
>>64540778
Pls no bully ;_;
They were stuck in their cycle
>>64540818
Summon the Forbidden One. You know what I'm referring to if I say: "eat fresh."
>>64540818
5 GET
>>64540708
>Bucs
Even remotely thinking about the playoffs is stupid
>>64540818
Call my wife's son for backup
RAIDERS
>>64540879
Hey Mexico.
>>64540708
Houston.
And they still made it
>>64540841
Well fucking summon it
>cards the best team in the league currently
what the fuck
>>64540890
What would you do if the Jags dropped 50 on the Texans like they did on the Clots?
>>64540708
raidniggers when they were like 4-3
>>64540907
It's on my now dead laptop.
>>64540919
Talk shit to chefs fans because they can only put 17 on da browns
>>64540190
>Raiders beat Patriots with refball from obscure rule to win the owl
>>64540951
Tuck Rule II: Electric Boogaloo
who is in the mood for some hat tipping yo
>>64540945
that shit is all on andy reid playcalling. if the game is close the whole way the chiefs usually have a much easier time scoring than when they play 3 quarters of prevent offense. its painful to watch and for our sake i hope we dont get any big leads in the playoffs
>>64540916
Not for long, baby.
>>64540977
Reid is wasting based smeth
>>64540190
wew lad, calm down. The schedule is OK but I wouldn't go as far as to say something like that.
A good FA and godly Draft (as the last 2) could make us a scary team, but I don't think that scary
>>64540983
Reid wasted McNabb and now he wastes Smeth.
>>64540951
>raiders patriots owl
>raiders fans are actually this stupid
>>64540996
Typical Andy
>>64540983
>career year in passing yds and TD in 2013
>career year in passing yds and rushing yds in 2015
maybe he would scratch close to 30TD 4k yards in a more pass heavy offense with nice weapons to work with but tbqh the chiefs style offense fits him almost perfectly
>>64541011
I once saw the man eat three racks of ribs.
>>64540996
Smith Traded by harbaugh after harbaugh thought kap was better but reid thought smith could get them to the playoffs. How did mcnabb do without andy wasting him?
>>64541009
>you don't have to play anyone to get to the owl
Look I know Goodell basically hands everything to the Pats but you do realize that playoff games exist right?
>>64540978
Seattle is gonna be one and done in playoffs after they lose next week m8
/sp/, is it happening?
>>64541037
I mean we all saw how reid wasted feeley, vick, and kolb
Ken Stabler was and always will be my nigga.
>>64541047
>Romo,Goff,RG3 battling to start next off season on Hard Knocks
>mfw they show RG3 wife
>>64541070
>implying you ever watched him play
Fuck off raider hipster.
who/highasfuck/here?
>>64541126
Ayyyy
>mfw there will be two teams with 14 game winning streaks this year
>>64540467
>your team
Falcons
>your projected cap casualties ( * = if they don't restructure)
William Moore*, Justin Durant, Levine Toilolo
>your FAfu
Alex Mack
>your day 1 draftfu
Myles Jack
>your day 2 draftfu
Jeremy Cash
>your day 3 draftfu
Jake Butt
>your favorite 2015 meme
my wife's son's dad
>>64541126
>>64541126
DUDE WEED LMAO
>>64541213
Jake Butt is staying in school another year m8
>>64541213
>tfw have to come to terms with likely loss of Mack
>tfw Cam Erving will probably continue to suck at center
>>64540430
nothing is just "2 things that happened" on /nfl/
>>64540717
kill yourself, Roger
>>64541244
fugg did he announce it?
>>64540951
>two AFC teams in the Owl
nigga what are you smoking
What did he mean?
>>64541277
Only after I kill your career bby
>>64540467
>Jasg
>implying
>Vernon
>Ramsey
>Nassib
>Seau (the not dead one)
>memes? it's CURRENT YEAR
>>64541307
>my career
you're going to seek me out and ruin my current "career" as a pizza cook? don't you have some scandal to botch the league's handling of?
>>64541300
I dont understand why you pats fags dont get it
they would play in the playoffs and go to owl and win because of a tuck rule game 2.0
>>64541306
GET THAT JUICE
E
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T
H
A
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J
U
I
C
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>No HGH edition yet
>>64540189
>draft kings
reported to the local authorities
>the panthers started 14-0 and may not even get homefield advantage
absolute kek
>>64541335
>Raiders beat Patriots with refball from obscure rule to win the owl
I dont understand why you dont get it
that statement implies the Raiders beat the Patriots in the Super Bowl, which is impossible.
AFC Playoff Quarterbacks
> Brady
> Smith
> Fitzpatrick
> Weeden
> McCarron
> Osweiler
>>64541423
>combined 1-2 in playoffs outside of brady
>all three of those from smeth
>>64541423
You got a problem with backup QBs, bub?
>>64541423
Brady really brings the group down
>Eagles have released Chip Kelly
>>64541456
>his quarterback has 0 playoff wins
>tfw team's moving in the right direction
Fucking finally, our rookies are actually good for once
>>64541490
El Oh El.
What really anally frustrates me is that the Vikings are super mentally weak. They get psyched out so easily by any team that is considered above average.
Its probably because they are young but it is frustrating as hell. They have a lot of young talent with solid coaching but they consistently get overhyped and fuck up bad.
Almost any Packers game is an example of this. Every single time they drop their spaghetti and commit penalty after penalty, or they just do super uncharacteristic things like tripping on a big play.
So dumb. Also happened first game of the year against the 49ers because they were smelling their own farts and everyone was trying to make the big play without doing their job.
>>64541456
yo SHUT UP KRABS
>>64541423
Weedman is elite
jared goff is an elite prospect and the next aaron rodgers, cap it
>>64541513
It's coaching tbqh. The bungles used to choke all the time in big games and Zimmer was their DC
We now live in a post Chip Kelly world. The meme is dead.
>>64541490
OMG WHAT IS LURIE THINKING? IS THIS GOOD? WHO THE FUCK ELSE IS THERE SENPAI? DESU
>>64541551
Looks like a tool tho
THE MADMAN IS GONE
THR RIDE IS OVER
CIRCILE JERK ITT IGGLES BROS
MFW TITS OR NANNERS WILL SIGN HIM
POST QTS TO CELEBRATE
MFW EAGLES WIN THE EAST NEXT YEAR
>>64541552
They are still doing that bro. You watch last nights game?
>>64541554
You know who the QB is in Tennessee is. The meme is not over.
>>64541554
memes never die
they just modify themselves for further use and abuse
REV THOSE ORSON'S UP
>>64541551
Nice to know the Eagles is fine at the qb position
>>64540078
CHIP KELLY GOT CANNED! BTFO!!!
Chump Kekly fired
>>64541490
LEL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIMujEmFLiM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIMujEmFLiM
E D P 4 4 5
D
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5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIMujEmFLiMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIMujEmFLiM
>>64541619
>iggles will be scray again and not a meme
>post Orson
Top kek
>>64541490
They damn well better lose the last game. The OL needs to be totally rebuilt.
EDP VIDEO WHEN
>>64541490
fucking liar
>checked
ahahaha what the fuck
>>64541490
come on Chip come down to Nashville and coach the Titans please.
EAGLES STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM SEAN PAYTON
rip sweet prince
your memes will not be forgotten
CHIP KELLY FIRED LMAO
RIP
>>64541562
yeah a little
>>64541620
>draft goff
>hire adam gase
>hire john harbaugh as DC
>add o-line depth
>play jordan matthews on the outside
eagles 2017 super bowl champions
CHIP IS DED
>>64541666
You can keep him devil man
Johhny harbs is gonna come to rape the babbyfceast
>mfw Moore, cousins, and Manning lose two meme bye weeks
>>64541682
>hire adam gase
don't you fucking dare
>>64541642
>they lose in the WC next year
>Orson comes back with a vengeance
>>64541682
>yfw we draft Goff just to spite you
>post yfw the dream is over for Chip Kelly
Holy shit.
>>64541642
>iggles will be scray again and not a meme
>MEME KELLY
>IGGLES
the meme dream was all just a dream lel
JORDAN MATTHEWS WILL GET REPS OUTSIDE
MUH DICK
GET READY FOR RICE BLOOD
>Eagles fire another coach to scapegoat their season.
>Eagle fans are actually happy about this
I bet you fuckers where just as happy when they got rid of Andy Reid too. Enjoy being forever shit I guess.
>>64541776
This
>>64541772
>This man was the most recent coach to send the Iggles to the Owl.
I came here for chip Kelly btfo
Wasn't disappointed
>>64541776
>tfw they were happy the team didn't pay Reggie to stay
>>64541718
shh i've had my eyes on him for a while
he's a great HC candidate
>>64541725
>raiders
>drafting above the eagles
>with 7 wins
i don't think so tim
Cold hard fact: if chip had traded to draft mariota he would still be a HC
>>64541776
TOP FUCKING KEK
KELLY WOULD HAVE NEVER WON ANYTHING
NICE DAMAGE CONTROL
YOU WISH KELLYS RIDE WOULD HAVE NEVER ENDED
>>64541551
>jared goff is an elite prospect
No. He is a very good prospect. He's just below Lynch who also isn't an elite prospect.
>>64541772
Enjoy your loss due to bungled clock management.
>Patrick Chung @PatrickChung23 33s34 seconds ago
>Hhmm.
CHIP
KELLY
ABSOLUTELY
BLEEEEOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT
AND CHUNG DIDN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING
>>64541776
This
>firing TWO good coaches because they had a single bad season each
They have no idea what they're doing
let's see dem orseon welles
>Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter 3m3 minutes ago
>Ed Marynowitz - Chip’s personnel guy - also was fired.
LEL
>people think that making fun of the eagles for firing Chip is bad.
Didnt he gut the team?
I guess firing Chip was the right thing to do.
But it's not like firing Chip will unrape the team.
Oh well, the Eagles are going to suck for the foreseeable future and that's a good thing.
THE
ABSOLUTE
MADMAN!
>tfw in the shower and missed 10 minutes of prime Chip memeposting
>>64541831
chung was awful in philly desu
why didn't they just get rid of his GM privileges? They weren't awful the previous season.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chip_Kelly
lel
>>64541871
>Chip stays
AHAHAHAHHA HE DESTROYED THE TEAM AHAHAH IGGLES SO STUPID
>Chip is fired
AHAHAHAHA HE HAS ONE BAD SEASON AND YOU FIRE HIM AHAHAHAH ANDY REID AHAHAHAHA
it's a no win scenario famalam
>>64541925
>it's a no win scenario
So is being an Eagles fan.
>>64541954
fitting then isn't it
>>64541891
>worst girl
>>64541822
>yfw raiders draft Goff and didn't have to trade up
>http://www.casewatch.org/doj/college/indictment.shtml
>THE DOCTOR THAT PEYTON WAS GIVEN HGH FROM
>INDICTED FOR ILLEGAL CHINESE HGH
HOLY SHIT
PEYPEY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
even if you hate Kelly you have to admit he was good with quarterbacks. Bradford back on Rasm status soon
>>64541584
>bunco'd first half topped off with bungled fg
>bungled second half topped off with bunco'd fg
>Buncos win by OT FG in Mile High
That was a great game desu, had to get piss drunk during the 2 minute warning to calm down.
>>64541836
>chips meme ass
>a good coach
Why doesnt your team hire him?
Well now they have a bunch of players that can't do shit
Rebuilding confirmed
>It only took one season for Chip Kelly's bag of tricks to turn into a bag of dicks
>>64541977
I thought chip kelly was a good football mind, he just had a terrible relationship with his players
>>64541964
Why would the Raiders even consider Goff
>https://twitter.com/thEMANacho/status/681995566402813952
DAMN
>Chip Kelly BTFO
>Peyton Manning BTFO
Today's been a good day
>>64542001
He treats his players as commodities.
So the NCAA is perfect for him, not the NFL.
>>64541984
Why would they? My team's coach has a ring
>>64541836
andy had two bad seasons in a row, both sides needed a change
>>64542005
Just to piss off a single tripfag on a Laotian finger paint forum.
and now Weeden is talking trash about Jerry Jones
As a >browns fan, this is hardcore trolling.
The teams we get to face next year are:
>iggles
>cowboys with either no qb or broken romo
>gnats
>clots
>toxins with no qb
>titans
>jasg
Thank god da burrs have at least 7 free wins next year
>>64542001
Chip had some ideas but they didn't really work at the NFL level after teams knew what he wanted to do.
Chip is a great college coach who doesn't really understand the NFL game, it's why he's so crappy with his players and why his scheme fizzled after a great first season.
He needs to coach a bunch of boys against lesser competition, he's not fit for the NFL.
>muh offensive genius
>>64541962
stfu nerd snek had some amazing development and one of the more entertaining arcs
not best but still a good girl like all monogataris desu
>>64542026
peypey did nothing wrong
>>64542005
To bully police
>>64542038
this, he still has the college mindset of plug n play
it works in college because at most you have players for 4 years, so you have to value system above all else, but that doesn't work in the NFL
personnel matters above all else in the NFL; even the best systems need at least good players to execute it
>>64541984
he doesn't think chip is a good coach, he's just meming like everyone else here
>>64542061
You lost to this season's 49ers.
You can't really call any game a sure win.
So is chip gonna go back to Oregon?
>>64542061
>implying jags wont be good next year
>>64541851
>need more ideas
>>64542054
oh baby
>>64542072
he dindu nuffin, he a good boy
>>64541977
>Trades for a guy with exploding knees who can't throw a deep ball
>good
>the 76ers coach is the longest tenured coach in professional philly sports
What meme coach replaces Chip?
I hear Steve Spurrier is available.
>>64542103
Doesn't that look bad for Oregon?
Anyway, Chip's going back to college if he's smart.
In the NFL he'll just be embarrassed again.
But he seems like the kind of guy who would be arrogant enough to try it again.
>>64540135
Let them.
We need D coaching overhaul tho.
We dont need a whole QB/HC hence entire coaching personnel overhaul. Let Breesy lead the O, and Payton continue to build the rejuvenation or overhaul of the team for the younger. One or two drafts from now, and a decend D scheme and we are a playoff team again.
By then i am hoping GG18 will be a decent QB.
>>64542096
Agreed. But the reason we haven't been able to close up games is because we don't have the elite talent yet to do so. In fact, it's a miracle we've won 6 games with our banged up roster
>>64542106
I feel our team can shut down or at least contain their strengths at the moment, our corners have been pretty underrated (especially Fuller)
>>64542106
they still have bradley so that defense is going to be a dumpster fire
>>64542103
I bet he'll got to Tennessee for his fuckboy
>>64542141
a d a m g a s e
alternatively, jim harbaugh or sean payton
>watch the eagles hire Marinelli
First death on the field dude to batteries thrown
>>64541908
that was before he got rid of all our good players
>>64542096
So did the viqueens but look how far they've gotten with the hamburglar at the helm of their team
>>64540467
>Giants
>Victor Cruz*
>Eric Weddle
>Myles Jack or Jaylon Smith. Whoever we can get.
>Poo in Loo
>>64542061
>Bears
>Easy wins ever.
You must be new.
>>64542141
Josh McDaniels
>>64542193
C'mon, I haven't been able to shitpost in a while
Seriously though, the schedule looks pretty easy next year as long as the Cowboys and Giants don't get too much better
>>64542061
you'll probably lose most of those
>>64542177
I will internet slap you
Commissioner Opinions on Browns Offseason changes
If they fire Ray Farmer, they'll bring in Eliot Wolf from Green Bay as GM
I'd like to see Pettine possibly retained conditional on him replacing O'neil with a better DC, or the entire staff fired and replaced with Hue Jackson as HC and whoever he decides to hire.
>>64542167
>harbaugh
>leaving Michigan
Official statement
>>64542209
Oh yea. McD is going to be on a lot of lists this offseason.
>>64542167
Jim Harbaugh isn't going to Philthy.
>>64542146
nonsense, there's no reason we couldn't be back next year, considering this is a 6/7 win season with injuries and general terrible defense. they just need to make a few power moves.
>>64542141
Ken Whisenhunt
Welp the fix is fucking in. Chip headed to Tennessee to be with his boy Marcus. He is probably so happy to get the can in Philly.
Why didn't the Eagles at least try and trade Kelly?
>>64542238
>>64542167
Jim was just given eleventy billion dollars to be idolized as a God at Michigan, he aint going nowheres
Payton is a possibility though.
Eagles vastly more talented then NO, except at QB obviously.
>>64542261
>ken whisenhunt
You heard it here first. Eagles shortlist:
>Mike Shanahan
>Norv Turner
>Mike Martz
Shanahan gets the nod, but Turner ends up in Miami.
>>64542263
Because Chip is their GM?
Is he going to trade himself?
How many picks would he give up to do that?
>>64542261
>win first game of season by 30 points
>get blown out every other game
as is whisenhunt tradition
>yfw Chip becomes HC in Tennessee
>>64542238
>>64542252
meant john, but either way i wasn't really being serious
>>64542267
>mfw he brings brees with him
>>64542285
>mike martz
>>64542285
>Actually wanting Shanahan and his cancer in your franchise
>>64542287
That would have been the funniest shit ever tho
Would Chip have traded himself for a 1st round pick?
>>64542167
>Awoken from slumber, an enraged Jim Harbaugh goes to Philly and joins his brother to create an unholy alliance of "The Large But Mostly Forgettable Northeast City Bird Teams"
>should they will it, the Gods will give another Harbaugh Bowl come next year
Look into your hearts, you know it to be true
>>64542285
jeffery lurie isn't retarded
>>64542288
>start 4-0
>get BTFO every other game
>>64542325
is he a good owner?
>>64542325
If that were true, he wouldn't be firing one of his employees today.
>>64542310
>not photoshopped
>>64542292
I would totally welcome Chip, he'd have a good quarterback for once and there's no expectation to win immediately and he has a top 5 pick in the draft guaranteed. It makes too much sense for him to come here.
>>64542333
>tfw Klob is so concussed that he probably doesn't even remember this game happened
>>64542287
>Chip trades himself to the Titans for Mariota
>While everyone stands around confused
>Sam Bradford tries to steal the Lombardi Trophy
>Breaks his legs and arms going down the stairs
>>64542342
the word on the street is lurie spoke to him and tried to strip his power as GM and Chip didn't comply so he released him
>>64542394
>kolb isnt just drunk
>>64540467
Pats
Mayo
Jason McCourty
>draft
why bother? just some kids from Rutgers and some WRs or CBs that won't pan out
