Hockey discussion thread
>>64530954
>canautist deleting his post
2nd for top lel
3rd for tampon gonna lead the league in goal points
>>64531031
>Bolts fans are THIS casual
Is this real life
>>64531052
No, canautist fell for blatant bait. He's the samefagging catlyn autist
Reminder
Reminder
how based is Ben Scrivens?
>>64531081
Stop feeding the high schooler
>>64531083
Fucking terrible and exposed as a LA meme baby ever since leaving.
>>64531072
>GP? Ohhh those must be the points right? Goals & Points?
>>64531072
>number of posters not changing
Blatant samefagging going on here
>>64531093
who even gives a shit, he's a straight-up jokester
>>64531137
>implying an autistic high school on Christmas Break has anything better to do
>>64531154
I want to pinch those cheeks
>>64531166
/hoc/ actually was pretty nice last month, I think you may actually be right about that
>>64531187
Canada and America banter sometimes but like 90% of the shitposting comes from him. He's a pretty big loser tbqh. Life must be pretty sad if he dedicates so much of his free time to something so easily ignored.
Huomenta
>>64531204
#tbt 2Fasth2Fuhrious
https://youtu.be/wQlo2LW9w6k
>>64531201
It wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't so obvious that it's the same guy every time. His posting style is exactly the same. I feel bad because even other Canadians on here have called him out for being a retard but he just keeps going. The 1993 and 1980 posting gets way worse when he starts up with this shit
>>64531247
1993 will never die though until America wins a series because for now it's all we have. America's programs are growing and we're producing more talent than before but they have almost an entire century head start, not to mention it's basically THE sport for rich white kids which means a very large portion of Americans can't afford it due to the exuberant, bullshit price of gear.
>Sink money into decent stick
>Get unlucky and have it break within a few uses
>All of a sudden money is down the drain
That shit ain't economical for a lot of people. Unless equipment manufacturers decide to change pricing on goods I don't think ice hockey will ever truly expand on a large scale.
>>64531293
It's weird that the amount of good Canadian prospects is so low this year. Do you think this is just some fluke year? Or is the sport finally getting big enough in other places? Is Canada losing interest since uncle gary keeps bullying them?
>>64531332
Probably just a fluke. They live and breathe hockey. It'll be interesting to see how these economic hiccups affect Canadian prospects in the far future though. I'm curious if it'll have any lasting affects.
>Losing to Avtomobilist Yekaterinburg in the prelim
JUST
>>64531352
Isn't football growing in popularity in Canada? Do you think more Canadians are having their kids get into football? It seems like the chances of getting their kid to be a football star in the Canadian league is better than producing an NHL player. Probably not as much money to be made, but still can't be a bad amount to live on. Also cheaper to get kids into
>>64531376
>Cheaper to get into
>Arguably much easier to play
>Teams have a WAY larger roster which means better chance of "making it"
>NFL teams are starting to scout the CFL more seriously for players
Yeah, there's a lot of reasons it's starting to grow up there, I think.
>>64531388
I'm hoping for an NFL expansion into Toronto sometime in the future. I think that would make the NFL much more interesting. Football is getting painfully boring to watch lately.
>mfw Flyers are ELITE
>>64531409
Once Brady finally fucking retires I think the NFL will have a resurgence in popularity and get a lot more exciting. Right now it's basically Patriots vs Whoever comes out of the NFC. Shits predictable and not very entertaining. Not to mention the horrid officiating and removal of all fun in the game.
>Literally cannot celebrate
>>64531412
Didn't they get beat by Anaheim
>>64531430
The pats are a big part of the reason I can't stand to watch anymore. Especially with the commissioner bending over for them. The problem with the league is it seems like the good teams stay good and the bad teams stay bad. The teams that are good and bad now have more or less been the same for the past 5-10 years it seems.
>>64531431
what are you talking about that was preseason you idiot
>>64531492
Got em
>>64531204
I miss the Quick and Fasth puns
>>64531505
I got ur mum pregnant lel
>>64531514
Me in charge of getting btfo 2bh
>this American autist samefagging
Literally pathetic
>>64531582
Check the post count there's a lot of samefagging going on
Eeeehhhhh..
>>64531594
Ur gonna get raped 2bh.
>Finns said Rantanen was better than Nylander
>It was 3-1
>>64531594
>tfw you'll never have a stalker on the internet want to meet up with you and potentially murder you
Be careful Sweden
>>64531620
>Cuck
>Nigger.jpg poster
>Detoilet fan
If I were him I would risk it all tbqhfam
>>64531668
If I fly to Sweden do u want 2 hang out? We can watch hockey and cuddle. Maybe pick up some qt swede girls
>>64531688
My Bae is the only girl for me
>>64532423
>tfw you lose a draft position for every game you play
>>64531620
>meeting people from 4chan at all
I rather not tbqh family
>>64531668
You sound mad.
>>64532593
On the contrary, Püljüjärvï and Lainelainen have solidly entrenched themselves as the top two picks of next year's draft, and it is Buston Bustthews of the mountain jew beer league who is getting exposed. Hell, even little bro Nylander might be picked in the top half of the first round if he continues his decent play.
>>64532708
Buston:
Points against Canada: 3
Points against Sweden: 0
You are welcome.
>>64532708
>Can't outscore the worst russian team in ages
>Can't keep a 3-1 lead
Meanwhile Nylander outplays Matthews and wins the game against USA
>>64532795
didn't he have 1+1 against canada? Or did they find some crosby 2nd assist after the game?
BELARUS SCAAAARRRSSSS
>>64533081
You're right, I misread the stats page.
>>64532798
How many goal pucks does nylander have?
>>64533630
is it going to happen tonight?
>tfw thought I was going to get to bed early tonight
>tfw realize Detroit are on a back-to-back
>this game will also start late
>>64531137
That's Sean. He does that for some reason.
>>64533669
Leave Scrivens to me.
Bolts are done, right? It will be too little too late, right? Please someone tell me I'm wrong.
>>64533783
gif
>>64533821
They lost against Montreal. I think that answers your question.
>>64533821
If stamkos can put together a solid run of goal points per game the bolts have a chance
>>64533832
>>64533821
>blots
>>64533783
Scrivezina is gonna prove haters wrong tonight.
>Implying anyone can stop him
We'll have 12 wins at home after tonight and put us in really good place for making play offs
How much does the social media manager thing job that each team has pay?
do you think it would be bearable? Just posting memes all day for money?
>>64533902
>>64533850
>>64533832
something bad happened to this man?
>>64533902
>>64533923
Life
>>64533923
he just felt the edmonton feel, but it's alright, he's the next dubnyk now
>>64533940
>>64533902
Undefeated as a hab in 106 years of proud Canadiens history
webm related is the edmonton feel
>>64533984
It's funny because he pointed and yelled "someone get this fucking guy"
why are so many Finns Sturrs fans?
>>64533999
correct
>snus is forbidden in finnish hockey
>some suit gets mad as fuck when a 19 year old on the finnish WJC team is caught on tape doing some snus
What a meme time to be alive.
Lel
>>64534099
>game points?
My sides
Nice gretzkys btw
>>64534086
>Finnish """""""men""""""
>>64534099
in case you ever need to meme on sweden
PIM=???
>>64534124
No you casual its games pointed (games only count if they get point in games)
>>64534140
Points in Minutes???? These advanced analytics have gone too far
>>64534126
Pot calling the kettle black. You're lucky I'm at work at can't post the Swedish fag kids and the muslim kid webm.
Can someone help me out here?
>>64534207
>He has to work on December break
>>64534242
>he's a NEET who's never worked a day in his life
>>64533783
Based Barkov will ruin Benny's confidence.
>>64534252
>American goy working during christmas with his 0 paid vacation days while his boss is out celebrating hanouka
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yadQ0Qk-X_k
>>64534242
>gets job stolen by muslim
>pretends to be on December break
>>64534252
Ever heard of December break? No classes in session... didn't they have that at your keg lifting academy?
>>64533960
his knees weak, puck is heavy, there's CH on his jersey already, chiarelli
>>64534252
>he's projecting because his job is such utter shit he gets no vacation
Go to school nigger
>>64534310
The kegs ain't gonna lift themselves
>>64534310
Someone's gotta lift those kegs
Canada swiss?
>>64534391
>>64534457
>>64534457
>>64534457
canada v swisserlands
>>64534299
I had like 6 weeks off for Christmas when I was in school
>>64531072
>americaitlyn hockey knowledge
>>64534310
>>64534344
>>64534353
STFU neets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zz_EqIb0b6k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IO8jFJ1dlDE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKO_TI0Pi4c
reminder that all canadian teams should be moved to the usa
>>64534837
>Cleveland Red Jackets
Ottawa's future top pairing is going to be
Karlsson - Chabot
Is anyone even trying to out meme them?
>>64535022
I don't think playing with 5 forwards is a good strategy
>>64531072
post hockey slags senpaitachi
>>64535866
:^)
>>64536031
un-smuk them pls
>>64536031
>>64535866
gross
Reminder that i got this for five dollars and it produces feels
>>64536082
>mad at memes
me on the left desu
>come into /hoc/ threads
>its a bunch of lame country based shitposting stolen directly from /int/
>leave /hoc/ threads
I like hockey, but goddamn there is fucking nowhere to discuss it.
Poorly marketed sport desu. Guess I'll just remain the silent fan.
>>64536183
>smuk_anok has not posted in almost 4 months
>>64536228
Join in the festivities
This is /hoc/ in it's golden age
>>64536289
>golden age
/hoc/ has been complete and utter shit for 6 months now, you lying, bbc-craving cuck.
>>64536228
you can go to another hockey site and hear about rape instead of seeing these dank memes
>>64536228
>>64536337
/hoc/ died once the regular season started
>Canautists celebrating after beating a literal 3rd world country
>>64537596
>americaitlyns can't beat new Somalia
Top meme
>needing a SO to beat Switzerland
Hey America, how does Auston Mathews look? Because he'll be an Oiler in the fall.
>>64537684
He's got quite a few goal points so far
>>64537684
I doubt the Oilers will be picking 3rd
>>64537658
Neither can't you and even if you do it's because we already won the group and just cruise around on the ice
>>64537755
Already did, mubutu
Nice damage control
opened the freezer for a cornet ice cream but all we had was ice cream on a stick
don't worry about me guys, I'll be alright, eventually
>>64537807
What's cornet ice cream
>>64537828
>What's cornet ice cream
>>64537807
What flavour is cornet? Like corn ice cream gross lol
>>64537807
>tfw saffron and honey ice cream
>>64537828
>>64537872
It's ice cream in a cone. You don't say cornet over there?
>>64537845
Is this the current state of your country? Swedes dodge this post like their girls dodge white dick
>>64537908
Oh it's just an ice cream cone? We just say ice cream cone. Ice cream on a stick is usually called a popsicle
>>64537908
We call it a waffle cone eh
REMINDER
sters @ Blew suckets
(bluejackets fan here)
>>64538057
>tfw tortorella jacket upset incoming
>>64538069
O jeez, maybe bob will be back on the case tonight
>>64538116
lines of the night
who do we have a broship with?
>>64538147
nobody, you're a faggot
>>64538146
jack johnson and ryan murray elite
- OFFICIAL /HOC/ GAME OF THE NIGHT -
TUESDAY, DECEMBER 29 2015
MONTREAL CANADIENS @ FLORIDA PANTHERS
>>64538169
why is it always habs?
shouldnt it be stars vs jackets, that will be much more interesting
>>64538165
>faggot
MODSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>64538146
>johansen on 4th line
Top lel
>>64538214
nigger faggot
>>64536183
I kind of want to ask those cheerleaders what they think offside means.
>>64538198
This, habs vs kitties will be guaranteed the most boring match of the night. Guaranteed kitty win
>>64538241
hes not starting tonight, unlike every single game
>>64538284
Don't jinx it pls
>>64538169
Battle of the Atlantic!
Can Jagr out-meme Scrivens?
>>64538434
Jagr is not a meme though. He just needs to do what Jagr does best (besides having consensual sex with females in their twenties)
>>64538434
>jagr
>meme
really now
>>64538434
big finnish bull will cuck the femine frogs
>>64538520
Well he's racially Russian but your point still stands.
>>64538005
or a cake cone, but they suck
>>64538470
Please respond to >>64537913
>>64538520
>Finnish
>>64538769
in educated countries we read left to right. you need to mirror those pictures
>>64538774
>>64538866
>Finnish
>>64538774
>>64538866
sweden versus finland, meme showdown go.
I like Sweden more than Binland 2bh
>>64539087
GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>64539087
>>64539096
Now kiss
>>64539096
Finland may be more memein but they're kinda dicks
>>64539110
is that the boipussy Kapanen rams after every game?
Can't wait to see all these frog snowbirds leave the BB&T center knowing that the Panthers are in first place.
>>64539181
Alex cucks him
>>64531083
St. Johns based
>>64539211
Hi former bolts fan
Evander Kane dindu nuffin
>>64535866
>>64539965
>Clear his name
Motherfucker has a shit reputation to begin with. This rape thing is just icing on the shit cake that is Evander Kane
>>64539224
>future forsberg goat
>>64539965
i cant believe those white racists are trying to smear an innocent black man's name. will they stop at nothing?
>>64539904
>tfw literally two teams to choose from to upset Canadians
>>64539985
>not saying "the Evander Kake"
fanned on the shot senpai.
>>64540032
God damn it, I'm usually good with puns. Fuck me....
>>64540045
>....
you'd like that wouldnt you faggot
>>64540025
>literally two teams with zero fans
>goal points
>>64540054
You can be Kane, but you won't help me walk any better ;^)
>>64540005
>>64540086
Förenta staterna av Amerika (^.^) meow ~
Lads, is there a better environment to watch a hockey game than MSG? If the team under performs the crowd will be the first to let them know.
But if the team does what needs to be done, the atmosphere is unlike anything else in the hockey world.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyaogMUduAw
>>64533905
Mate, where are you in the UK? I'm from Bristol and live in Calgary now
>>64540137
>Sweden
>>64539965
>fat puckbunny wants to extort money from rich hockey player she slept with consensually.
>She says It was Kane from Buffalo
>Patrick Kane was born in buffalo so it made sense
>She literally meant Kane from Buffalo sabres
>>64540167
>iphone fag
>blogging
>flames fag
>>64540155
united center
>>64540168
Good to see the old finnish lie about being meemers finally dispelled
>changing channels
>snow white and huntsmen
>overhear the line "A year went by but the King was inconsolable."
>rags
>>64539965
WE WUZ CONSENSUAL SEXING N STUFF
>>64531083
>>64539251
>>64538769
How many goal points will Stamkos get with the LAFFS?
>>64540231
Binland is good at memein, theyre just faggets
>>64540225
>midwest """""city"""""
>>64539087
no one gives a fuck what u think tho
>>64540289
WAIT. IDEA. NEW WAY TO PLAY WITH A PUPPER.
cook up some burger patties, get some booties on to your dog's paws, and then get out on the rink and pass the burger puck between you and your mates while the doge runs around trying to catch and eat it. Whoever fucks up a pass or can't stickhandle the burger away from the dog has to buy the other guy a beer.
You probably shouldn't actually skate tho unless your dog has a really short tail already.
>>64540289
He won't fit into the lineup
evenin
>>64540347
what the fuk
>>64540347
I just use my dogs ball and slap it around the yard and make him chase me when I have it. Shits fun and good for working on protecting the puck/ball and stickhandling.
>>64540347
and feed my dog cooked frozen patties?
fuck off
>>64540347
Just did this but with a puck and my pupper didn't have boots cause he's not gay
>>64540358
now this is what i call meme
>>64540376
>not feeding your dog a tasty burger patty
implying the dog fucking cares if it's cold. it's a god damn dog.
daily reminder the WCF will be Yotes Kings
Couple guys who were older than me, they live in an apartment above our hockey school. One guy was Alex Semin. When I see him play for the first time, his skill was unbelievable. I’m like, Wow, I got to learn from this guy. So I started hanging out with him all the time, because we both obsessed with hockey
>Ovi-Kuznetov-Semin never got to be a line
>>64540420
That feel. There could have been a red army line.
Also - That fucking article was hilarious. Read it like Ivan Drago.
>tfw he will be back for the game tomorrow
>on time edition
>was almost 30 posts early
>>64533905
>>64540167
Mah niggas
>>64540407
I wish
>>64540488
that's sharp af.
>>64540461
He's not concussed? I'm amazed desu.
>>64540448
Best Russian
>>64540509
Average flames fans tbqh
>>64540488
RONALD MCDONALD
>>64540407
That's only possible if 5 pacific teams make the playoffs m8
>>64540671
How can ducks fans even compete
>two days after the scrivens/kassian deal...
Scribbles is starting for the habs. Watch him meme on florida and rack up a 30+ shot shutout.
>>64540155
>rags
>>64540155
Whatever arena the habs play in. And I'm not a habs fan
>>64540745
>two days
>price is already out
nice "elite" goaltender you have there, Canada
>>64540873
price has been hurt since the end of november. he's expected back in mid january.
>>64540873
>americaitlyn hockey knowledge
>goal points
>>64540745
>implying Habs can out meme Florida
>>64540914
I guess that means the price still isn't.. (al)right
How many goal points per game is good?
How mad will /hoc/ be when the scf is itty bitty kitties vs sparkledogs
>>64538146
>Falk and Prout
Time for goon
>>64541082
Which kitties
>>64541082
>mad
>at memes
>>64541082
Better then the canadian teams.
>>64541109
Panthlels ya goof.
>>64541127
Hey, some people are dumb
Just making sure he wasn't talking about the jagrs
>>64541091
IM READY
Does being named Kane automatically make you a rapist?
>>64541142
>>64541172
Pretty much
>>64541109
fuck off faggot
