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West Indies require another 314 runs with 6 wickets remaining
BBL tonight: Brisbane Heat vs Hobart Hurricanes
England 303 & 3/172
South Africa 214
England lead by 261 runs with 7 wickets remaining
>>64527461
dat ass
is Nathan Lyon the greatest GOAT of all time?
>5 posts early
PARTY HARD
Someone reply to me when based RC logs on please
>>64527508
Is that a sweat patch?
Fugg
>Brisbane Heat
>blue uniforms
>>64527509
A solid 7 tbhonest.
>>64527617
>The inner core of a flame is light blue, with a temperature of around 1670 K (1400 °C). That is the hottest part of the flame.
YOU FUCKING OPRAH LOVING SPED
You have 10 hours to tell me what Smith did wrong during this test.
>>64527689
He didn't enforce the follow on?
Prediction for tonight?
>>64527689
meme review
>>64527572
took you 4(four) full minutes to fire up your proxy did it?
>>64527684
then why isn't the sun blue? checkmate atheist
>>64527684
>LE FLEM IS PLUE XDXD XDXD XDXD
kys
>>64527715
>>64527715
>enforcing the follow on
I know you're probably joking but plebs who hate Smith probably think enforcing the follow on is always the best idea.
Tipping the Heat in a "close" one.
>>64527572
>>64527689
oh the samefaggery
>>64527770
Its probably blue on the inside then
>>64527747
thanks for letting me know based RC has arrived
cheers lad
>>64527809
its like he didn't even bother to try and conceal it
Reality Cuck on aborted narrative watch
>>64527631
Yeah, same
What the fuck do i get with a JB-HI-FI gift card? CD/DVD's are irrelevant and i don't play videogames
The only present I got for chrissy was a bottle of Blair's jalapeno and tequila hot sauce from my mum
Luckily it is pretty good
>>64527898
>Not playing vidya
>>64527461
;^)
>>64527898
Sell it on gumtree for 80% value
>>64527898
How much is it worth?
>>64527541
chutiyapa
F A Z E E R
A
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E
E
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Is there LITERALLY anything more comfy than listening to BASED Fazeer Mohammad?
WALLOP
>>64527954
Execute all NRIs
>>64527945
Yeah thats an option. So people actually do that?
>>64527949
100
jason holder seems like a good bloke desu
>>64527898
TVs, media players, hard drives, computer/phone accsessories... hardware of some sort basically
Also
>2016
>not having a blu ray collection
>>64527959
A nice warm sopping wet cunt wrapped around your cock
Fazeer is good too I guess
>>64527959
>LE LOOK AT HOW LE INTELLIGENT AND LE PATRICIAN I AM FOR LE LISTENING TO LE RADIO COMMENTARY XDXDXDXD
Fuck's sakes, we get it lad. If you're going to keep sucking his cock at least tell us what he's been saying/
>>64528012
poor mans Andre Russell
Dre Russ is better with ball and bat
>>64527959
How can I listen to him?
I think he's p shit but I'd love to listen to a W.Indian than he channel 9 fuckers
>>64527898
Printer cartridges, headphones/speakers, mp3 player... These are just some of the practical shit a poorfag like you can get for your shitty little voucher.
>>64528033
I might actually get a cheap ass unlocked phone to make discreet phonecalls
Is James Rayshaw the best player to never play for Australia?
>>64528194
sachin tendulkar is up there
>>64528146
How did you know i was poor? I have 5 dollars on me and this fucking voucher
>>64528194
Kane Williamson
>>64527461
>lead by 314 runs
>lead by 261
I'm American, dont know anything about Cricket, and this sounds absurdly insurmountable. Is it?
>>64528281
BIG
>>64527974
I've lived most of my life outside India. Beautiful country but shit people desu
>>64528073
>being THIS furious that YOU don't get to listen to BASED, ELITE and MUSCULAR ABC Grandstand
to answer the question, he always discusses interesting cricketing topics and presses the Australian "experts" for the hard answers. Earlier it was the Australian quicks constantly breaking down, now it is Greg Chappell, the way cricket development is coached and the relationship between the Sheffield Shield and the Futures League.
>>64528099
i think so, the abc commentary is on the cricket.com.au website, but it'll force you to register an account
CA kikes stopped ABC putting the stream on their own website
>>64528230
Experience. When you deal with clients emails and chat on forums for so long, you develop a knack for interpreting the people behind the words.
American here, what is a ramdin holder used for?
>>64528299
BATS
Have any of you lads ever listened to the white line wireless cricket commentary?
I've heard it's good, but they only really do the overseas tours.
>>64527537
Clarke's pointed sideburns always annoyed the shit out of me
>>64528339
Tell me about myself
>>64528099
http://live.cricket.com.au/#/1558/39057/audio
that works for me
WALLOPS
>>64528432
>Sign up for a FREE Cricket ID
literally why
WALLOP
>>64528464
CA are big jews
it used to be on the ABC but they want to hoard everything on their shitty website
Who is the most JUST current player lads? Is it AB De Maymay?
>>64528499
Memecullum if he hadn't retired in disgrace.
>>64528499
Stove
>>64528429
You're an idiot and don't have much going on in your life.
>>64528499
>>64528308
I want to get out of this shithole too but I don't have any savings right now and the embassies don't hand out visas anymore like they used to. Sucks being a poorfag 2bh.
>>64528498
Yeah that sucks, Radio Sport was broadcasting the ABC feed during the New Zealand series and it was top notch stuff.
Didn't they have a soundcloud or something?
>>64528499
Holder, easily
>>64528534
>reading comprehension
>>64528525
>>64528544
>>64528571
This isn't March anymore lad, McMeme is on a final summer of statpadding.
Amla or Holder are literally on pooicide watch rn
ABSOLUTE WALLOPS.
>>64528561
>Radio Sport was broadcasting the ABC feed during the New Zealand series and it was top notch stuff.
Different objectives. Channel 9 are trying to pander to Summer of Cricket bogans. ABC are trying to produce top notch journalism and cricket coverage because they don't have to care about profit margins.
ABC send their crew over to South Africa when >we tour there. That is the height of comfy.
I hope they will send them to Poo Peeland but I'm not sure if they will.
>Didn't they have a soundcloud or something?
if they did CA probably made them get rid of it
but I used to be able to just stream it on my phone
cant do that anymore either. Cheers James Sutherland.
>>64528657
Thanks
for
that
detailed
response
mate
>>64528688
here
is
your
(you)
>>64528657
Yeah I agree, Maxwell and O'Keefe are fucking great. It's likely that one of them will do radio commentary with Radio Sport(who know their stuff) if ABC doesn't send someone over.
CA are becoming more and more BCCI-tier Jewy every day. Watch them spike the shit out of Babby Bash League tickets and BSA pandering over the next few years.
Reminder that if you listen to any commentary other than the channel 9 commentary team you are a hipster faggot and probably a jew.
I stopped listening to Grandstand when I tuned in and there was some woman calling the Test. I've never been so insulted in my life, so I'm boycotting it from now on. Would rather suffer through Brayshaw and Mark Nicholas than have my intelligence insulted in the name of "fairness"
TMS is literally the best commentary.
>Based Vaughn
>Based Aggers
>Based Sir Geoff
>Based Swanny
>Based Tuffers
>Based Blowers
>>64528732
Mate they've even got a guy called Mohammad because the fucking muzzies are taking over this country ay.
>>64528766
I can cop the curry and the paki cunt because they play cricket but the woman wouldn't know which end of the bat to fucking sit on
>>64528732
Don't they have a literal tranny on commentary?
>>64528783
Yeah mate its you
If West Indies win will it be the greatest innings ever?
>>64528793
They'll be all out for around 270 I reckon.
>>>/mu/61318865
What would you do with so many (you)s lads?
>>64528793
If you stop asking stupid questions will you die of no activity in your brain?
>>64528713
>and BSA pandering over the next few years.
I don't even understand this. There is 0(zero) interest in cricket over there so literally the only market are the Indian expats.
Warne's thing only made money by hiking the ticket prices up to $200-300 per game (I'm not even exaggerating, that's literally what it was).
I just don't understand how CA think BSA pandering will make them money. it's in a shitty timezone so no one in India or Australia will watch it and 99% of the money in cricket comes from TV not gate receipts anyway.
They'd be better off targeting a country like Indonesia which could in theory become like India 2.0. Indo is good at no sports so if the ICC put a bit of effort into staging games there and developing an Indo national team, if it had even a tiny bit of success then cricket might become popular there. It is also in a good timezone for both Australia and India.
>>64528816
make you a (you)nique (you)nicorn painting using the (you)'s
>>64527898
headphones. sennheiser momentum in-ears are just under $100 currently.
>>64528861
beats are better.
>>64528861
>headphones
I'm not a fucking hipster that hides from the natural sounds of the world mate
>>64528886
truthbomb dropped
headphone in public fags are the worst
>>64528903
Iv'e seen a few almost get cleaned up by cars
Will Smith get a concussion?
>>64528872
>beats are better.
fuck no. they are more expensive as well.
>>64528886
>I'm not a fucking hipster that hides from the natural sounds of the world mate
it would be unsociable to listen to music on public transport without using headphones.
afternoon lads
What have I missed?
Nearly half way there lads.
>>64528872
Here's your (You)
>>64528930
I always pump Ghetto Gospel from my nokia on the train, you telling me that is antisocial?
>>64528930
>it would be unsociable to listen to music on public transport without using headphones
Or you could pretend that your life doesn't need a fucking soundtrack 24/7
>>64528918
Only if he loses his Focus
>yfw Smoth declared too early
>>64528966
> i travel on public transport 24/7
Reminder that MWNN is literally on suicide watch
>>64528991
>>64529021
I'm actually a train driver
>>64529011
>green cherries on the bat
What's the point of having a review system if it doesn't even work properly?
Is Hawkeye kill?
Channel 9 """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""coverage""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
RIGGED
does australia lose a review?
>>64529100
>Kurt
>Australia in charge of paying their DRS bills
CA jews have unplugged hawkeye machine to get more shekels
Will Root overtake Smith for top scorer this year?
CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP
>>64529156
Will Root doesn't play for England m8, his brother does.
When did Tracey Grimshaw get so fat?
>>64529156
Will Root fucks anything m9
>tfw have 3 dates with 2 qts and one solid 7 in the next couple of days
>>64529188
She's been blowing up for years.
Also
>fat shaming in the current year
>>64529188
shonky lebanese builders did it.
>>64529156
Probably not
He needs another 103 runs before the end of the year
>>64529191
forgot your Malaysian proxy
Is Holder elite?
>>64529220
Why would I need a Malaysian proxy?
How many times do I need to tell you autists that I don't know you're memes, I'm just here because I'm on holiday.
Why are her kids coconuts?
>>64529211
Does he need a further 103 runs or does it take into account his ongoing innings and only need another 63?
Why is Holder captain if he's only played like 8 Tests and isn't anything special? Why not Darren Bravo or something?
>>64529262
Because women can't resist the bfc.
>Smoths face right now
Who's winning?
>>64529236
Yes
>>64529290
cricket
>>64527461
Just wanted to drop in and say thanks for the nice ass, OP. Keep up the good work.
>>64529283
Because he's smarter than most of these guys and comes from an educated background as well as better leadership skills. Also, he knows the game pretty well for his age and will only gain experience like this. Sucks for him to be in this team though because there's literally no world class players in this Windies team.
>>64529319
Bravo is pretty good but yeah.
Rate my bet, have WI for over 304
Pizza at 6am lads, this is what winter /cric/ is all about.
>>64529340
wins
>ad on Gumtree asking for a house and pet sitter for 10 weeks
>wanting $200 a week in "rent"
Most """"liveable"""" city in the world
Fucking Christ that is the worst ad.
WIll Smith get a wicket?
Fucking awful delivery
what do you think Ramdin has scribbled on the note on his pocket that he will reveal once he gets a century?
>>64527461
Quality ass there to be honest family, I've never really noticed it before.
Are there any more shots of her behind?
>>64529241
So you did forget your proxy?
Smudge bowling fucking pies
>>64529377
pls stop being sexist.
iggs desu
If that was off his shoulder then he shouldn't get the runs, right?
>>64529377
What's her name?
>>64529396
Hit the gloves and then the shoulders so it counts.
>>64529380
I don't know why I would need a proxy. Please explain your meme to me.
I'm amazed Channel 9 haven't been reported for that ad t b h.
>>64529377
Found this one in my folder mate
>there are people in this thread right now who will unironically defend the existence of leg byes
>>64529319
He's made some questionable leadership decisions already, though. Sending Aus in to bat being the most obvious. Also little things like field placements. They missed a slips catch on day 2 that would've been handy because he had only one slip in at second slip, and the catch went straight to first.
I've really not liked him as a captain so far, and I think he needs to learn a lot more about the game before he'll be ready for it. Saying that, I can't think of anyone else in the side that deserves the captaincy.
>>64529411
Which one lad?
>tfw no Aussie m8s
>>64529403
Seething newcunt freshcunt fresh of the latest batch of illegal boats from the Indian version of the Fox Sports facebook page and /r/cricket detected, exposed and annihilated.
What happens if the Windies win
who gets the blame?
>>64529416
>giving the batsman credit for missing the ball
>>64529412
The colonel knows
>>64529432
Jake Lehmann's dad and Australian coach, Darren Lehmann
kek Jim Maxwell just used the 'is x related to' meme
did it with Cummins
>>64529423
Bravo maybe considering his away average.
>>64529341
comfy af m9
Is Nathan Lyon related to the Lion King?
KEK, where were the "people" pretending like this wasn't a road?
Objectively blown the fuck out.
>>64529423
Once Sammy lost his test captaincy he quit the team and played meme20. I hope Holder sticks it out longer
>>64529432
Smith does obviously.
>>64529423
That's completely true he's made lots of mistakes but he'll only learn as he moves on. There's no one really that can lead this side so it only makes sense to put Holder as the captain.
>>64529451
>LOOK GUYS, I'M LISTENING TO OLD MEN ON PURPOSE
keep posting m8 we totally care about how sophisticated you are
>implying being shit wasn't part of their plan
baited into an early declaration desu senpai
>>64529466
Sammy quitting the team was really bad. I mean he was nowhere near good enough for tests but if you watch him in ODIs he gives Holder a lot of support and is a proper team man. You could have really used someone like him on this tour.
>>64529423
He's still learning la' and is objectively the best choice. Bravo has never really shown any desire to lead.
Looks like its hit him on the arm and stomach.
Is Jason Holder related to Michael Holder?
>Hawkeye in charge of working at all
Shit review
>>64529392
iggs?
Ian Gould dishing out the bantz.
OVER
V
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THE
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TOP
O
P
>>64529477
I know you've been listening to the Channel 9 filth so I know you are LITERALLY seething right now
>>64529463
It was weird how much the commentators were talking it up as a bowler's wicket before the game when, at least visually, it looked like a road from the beginning. Even Clarke was saying he would have sent Windies in to bat. It almost felt like they were trying to talk the Windies into sending Australia in to bat.
HOLD
>>64529531
>listening to commentary
No m8 I'm listening to Thelonious Monk
Who has objectively had the best year in cricket, lads?
HOLDER GOAT HOLDER GOAT HOLDER GOAT HOLDER GOAT HOLDER GOAT HOLDER GOAT HOLDER GOAT HOLDER GOAT HOLDER GOAT HOLDER GOAT HOLDER GOAT HOLDER GOAT HOLDER GOAT HOLDER GOAT HOLDER GOAT HOLDER GOAT
>All these reviews
How have they had so many reviews? Going down leg I reckon.
>>64529565
refunded one because no hawkeye
missing leg
man Smoth is retarded
ROCK & ROLL
Smoth on pooicide watch.
Just watch. >We are gonna cop a howler and not be able to review it thanks to Steve 'review fucking everything regardless' Smith.
>>64529565
One got refunded because hawkeye wasn't working. Another one they took too long so didn't get to review when Smith asked for it (which is a good thing because it wasn't out)
>>64529583
3 overs to go la'
Unless you have some fucking rotten luck like >We did in Brisbane >you'll be fine.
>Smith, McCullum, Mathews, Amla
>good captains
Pick one.
ROCK N ROLL IT ROCK N ROLL IT ROCK N ROLL IT ROCK N ROLL IT ROCK N ROLL IT ROCK N ROLL IT ROCK N ROLL IT ROCK N ROLL IT ROCK N ROLL IT ROCK N ROLL IT ROCK N ROLL IT ROCK N ROLL IT ROCK N ROLL IT ROCK N ROLL IT ROCK N ROLL IT ROCK N ROLL IT
Who's the best captain in world cricket right now?
>>64529601
haha who are those guys?
>tfw gone to the gym once in the past week
Thank goodness I'm not a NEET Tbh, being a wagecuck actually makes me follow my workout schedule properly.
>>64529607
Cock
>>64529557
Smoth
>>64529427
>he doesn't tell his friends that he has internet buddies from all over the world.
If pen pals are acceptable why not this?
>>64529614
Black Leppard
>>64529614
That's motorhead.
>>64529620
I meant as a team
>>64529616
why does it make you follow it
I'm trying to enjoy the cricket but my ex gf justed posted a photo of her and new boyfriend.
>>64529614
Frankie Goes to Hollywood
Based God saving the Windies.
Smoth looks like he's going to have a panic attack.
>>64529627
Do you think Kohli and Dhoni are the best captains m8?
>>64529636
Dunno, I guess I have a schedule prewired into my head.
Pretty much
>wake up
>go to work
>come home
>gym
>dinner
>shitpost for an hour
>sleep
And I end up following it. With all this free time I keep putting off my workout and just don't really feel like getting up Tbh. I'm cherishing the few days I have off.
>>64529636
When you only have a limited time that you can use for whatever you want you use it far more efficiently.
>>64529639
Post pic
>>64529639
Block them on social media
>hear windies are finally doing alright
>switch the game on
>wicket
>>64529662
>>64529668
She's dating some big strong american.
Fucking seppos
>>64529639
>>64529639
you should cut off all communication with her, remove her from your facebook. you should have done this earlier. gotta move on.
>>64529636
Works for me because gym is in town near where I work/go to uni
It's really easy to slot in to your timetable when you're going there anyway, but if you're being NEET it's often the only reason you're going to town and it often seems like a waste.
Anyone find Nicholas' commentary this game a bit grating?
Like I know he wants the Windies to do well but it sounds so condescending.
How would Andre Russell do in test?
Literally looks like a 00's sitcom character
>>64529681
BLACKED
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>>64529692
Yeah he tries to sound poetic and tries to buildd up false drama
i.e, He talks out of his ass
>>64529653
Nah, Kohli still hasn't won anything on Test level. He has been captaining U19, RCB etc so eventually he should come good. Cook is the best Test captain at the moment imo.
lel
GOAT
>>64529732
>Cook
oh fuck off. Are we al forgetting how pathetic he was during 5-0?
CLEAN
L
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A
N
>clean bowled
>"better send it to the 3rd umpire"
kek
KEK
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What a ball
>>64529739
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING summer of casual detected
Cook is genuinely a good captain these days, and probably the best around now that McMeme's DUDE AGGRESSION LMAO tactics have been exposed.
>>64529692
listen to how many times he says "contest between bat and ball" or some variation
It's fucking hilarious
>>64529742
rock n roll it desu
Is she elite?
The only captain that rivals Cock is maybe Misbah
>>64529752
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING Summer of Cricket casual detected
Cuck is NOT CLOSE to being the best captain
It is MISBAH and then daylight.
And there were casuals who didn't want Michael Clarke to be test captain a few years ago.
If he was still playing he would literally be far and away the best captain in world cricket.
>>64529771
If you're looking at solely leadership, then sure. But tactically Misbah is a very negative captain.
>>64529739
>>64529744
Australian Summer Casuals: the posts
>>64529752
>summer of casual
Faggot
>>64529783
I know he is an improved captain, but so is Cock.
Smith is unironically the most tactically flexible captain around at the moment.
he only tactical error has been in the India Tests and since he took over full-time he has been impeccable. And Cock has done so much worse than Smith last year
>>64529785
Statscunt: The post
>>64529783
Mind you, Misbah really doesn't have any fast bowlers these days that he can trust because they lack the basic skill of putting the ball in the right areas. Misbah is probably the best captain in the world overall from the leadership role to his tactics and whatnot. Reads the game in a very tactical manner imo.
>Cook is a good captain
Holy shit, this has to be one of the most casual opinions going around.
Just because he has had a long career and can bat a bit doesn't make him a good captain.
What should I get for takeout tonight lads?
I'm thinking Burger Wisconsin
THEY CALL ME MELLOW YELLOW
>>64529819
he's not a good captain, he is an improved captain
he has learnt from most of his mistakes and he isn't so reactionary and negative anymore
he is Ponting-tier now
@64529819
kys
>>64529811
Yeah, you're probably right, actually. Has he retired?
>>64529806
Fucking hell, Smith hasn't even captained a single test outside Australia and you're calling him the most tactically flexible.
