Does anyone on /sp/ actually play sports or are you all just fat virgins who sit at their computer all day?
>>64521198
h-hey n-now
>>64521198
I was decent at badminton when I was younger and i've had sex one time m8
I could have gone pro if it wasn't for a knee injury lads...
>>64521279
>badminton
Your boyfriend didn't even bother to spit I bet.
lmao its 2015, people actually sit at their computers still?
im sitting here relaxing layin down shitpostin from my phone
I still play football and I constantly enter local tournaments.
I'm a virgin who sits at my computer all day but I'm not fat.
I play pickup basketball daily
Smooth stroke and dope handles. Standing at 5'11.5" walking around with 155lbs of lean muscle. I'd smoke anyone on /sp/
i play football and i'm not a virgin
but i browse sp really ocassionaly
>>64523149
>I'd smoke anyone on /sp/
Are you trying to suck our pipe? o-ok
>>64521198
Is your mom a sport?
>>64523149
>5'11
>>64523149
When will they learn?
Beer league volleyball and softball through work.
I lift(still DYEL)
Wanna get more into snowboarding
i used to be somewhat decent at table tennis but whatever. it's not like you can make some decent dosh in that sport unless you wanna live in fucking china
>>64521198
not virgin
everything else is 100% accurate
>>64523149
I'm pretty out of shape, but I think I could beat you. 6'7" former d1 player here btw
Is anime a sport?
>>64523730
How does a fatty go about getting laid? Surely it is impossible.
I play racquetball 4-5 times per week for about an hour.
you'd be surprised at how many sporty chads are on /sp/
i played up to a AAA level and now i work in IT
half REEEE / half chad
i know i'm not the only one
>>64521198
Community college football m80
>>64524032
I have the same turntable.
>>64521198
Yes, i play football
and I always try to cut inside ;_;
We all play fucking OP's mum
>>64524032
I think this is 90% of spee
>>64521198
>fat
It's time for this meme to die. The vast majority of 4chan users on any board are not fat, despite what casuals would believe. The majority of us are either a little chubby or hungry skeletons. Obviously most of us aren't athletic at all, but we aren't fat.
The rest of it is true though
I play golf, am I an athlete?
>>64521198
I play rec league softball, does that count?
>>64523149
I'd like to play you 1on1 m8 5'11" here @ 165lbs.
>>64521198
bruh the last time I played sports was when I played basketball with my high school bros 4 years ago
but we don't talk anymore and I have no friends
Recently I've been thinking of getting into golf, something I can do on my own, but apparently even in that you need people to go with
>>64521198
I played baseball and have had sex with 8 girls
College was fun
>>64523783
Next time you're in the Orlando area come find me on /sp/ and I'll show you why you never went pro
>>64526461
You too, junior
I'm good at footy and basket and ok at tennis, not a virgin but i've only had a gf in 26 years.
More of a REEE than a chad and I swim like a donkey.
For teamsports, football during the summer, futsal, floorball and/or volley ball twice a week and outdoor hockey whenever I can and am able. Also once a year in february I go to Lapland, Poland, Norway or France to snowboard for a week.
No snow in the south of Finland so far and it bothers me a lot
I lift now, not really a sport. But I played rugby on a good team (in the US).
Pickup basketball sometimes, went to states for track and field in HS.
>>64532268
oh and I won my intramural softball championship when I was in undergrad.
Basically elite.
I was actually good at football (soccer for you, amerifags).
Nowdays, i just sit in front of my computer and play CS:GO and League of Underages all day.
I can heem anyone ITT or even /sp/, y'all niggas ain't nothing but pussies.
>>64532341
I can tell you're a manlet
>>64532382
>implying
I'm 5'7
>>64524032
AAA baseball or football?
>>64524032
I played League of Legends with Gordon Hayward, he is the our king.
They only reason I ever watch sports is to live shitpost on /sp/
You probably couldn't even get me to go to an actual game
6'4 and couldn't make my freshman team in hs.
Still play pickup but I suck ass although people think I'm good at first since I'm usually the tallest guy.
I used to play everything.
Then I a to the knee.
Now it's only golf for me (and snooker but I don't know if you count that).
I have played state championship football, college football, and semi-pro football.
I have played high school lacrosse, I went all conference in college at attack, and am now the head coach of a university as my job. I've had Casey Powell assist 2 of my goals and I am on a picture of his on instagram.
I picked up Rugby as a club-sport for 2 years in college because they kept hounding me and wouldn't shut the fuck up. Biggest mistake of my athletic career because I tore my knee up playing.
>>64521198
used to play tennis and football when i was a teenager. I just play football occasionally with my brother and with friends now.
I was shit at tennis and couldn't win matches, i think that I was alright at football though
>>64532476
>lacrosse
Is there more of a meme-sport?
>>64532512
Yeah, Aussie rules football m8 ;)
Played cornerback land wrestled in high school, now I rock climb. Gotta stay active, brehs.
>>64532552
i would beg you to have sex with my gf
>>64521198
I grew up playing soccer and I played cricket while studying abroad. I still ski and bike and I have great sex with my German gf every other night.
I suck stranger's cocks
>>64523149
lmao same exact stats. But I actually played Varsity basketball for a public school
>>64521198
Used to play community football for 2 years then quit cause eye sight became shit. Now I just play POG and shoot around in basketball.
Main focus as of now is work and school.
Played Field Hockey for 10 years, won couple of gold medals, one silver one in a country wide tournament (and lost due to cheating scum and we had a literal who team). Played football for school and my local town team for a couple of years. Played rugby for my school. Played basketball for my school. Used to swim.
That's it.
>>64523783
Lankets, when will they learn?
>believing you're that height
You've made an extraordinary claim, without any evidence.
Occasionally my friends pick me up and we play basketball. Its the only sport I'm even remotely good at but thats just because I'm 4 inches taller than them.
Other than that I am an overweight virgin who sits at my computer all day yes
Play roller hockey as a goalie with a few friends every sunday or so. We use a puck though not a shitty ball.
Got new pads a few months ago actually because my old pads were so worn down when the puck would hit my knee it actually wasn't covered. Amazing I didn't suffer a bad inury from it, just nasty swelling and a bit of bleeding
>>64522559
>sitting here lying down
Dumbass Texan located
>>64540679
I love roller hockey. I moved to a different town without a rink so I tried to get some friends together to play on an old netball court. Everyone thinks its gay or doesn't own skates. Makes me sad...
Play soccer regulary with a load of lads on fridays. Use to be top county sabre fencer at like 13 then quit.
>tfw it was my one shot at glory
Played a bit of rugby at school, they use to let me run round for the last five minutes of the game as i was shit
>>64540753
>playing rugby against rival school
>I score a try
>get taken off
Fuck sake. My schools PE Teachers didn't let anybody who wasn't in a club outside of school stay on pitch or play. Even when I was in a club, the decision was made when you joined in year 7.
Rugby Union in the southern cal. Love besting islanders, they are everywhere and every team has them on this side of the US. We have our own too. Scrumhalf and Fullback mostly
I played football (soccer) when I was younger and wanted to be Roberto Carlos. Then I got fat and stopped playing.
>>64540773
I scored one try in a 10 a side tournament, my dad was so proud he looked like he would cry.
Told my dad it was against some top private school when it was against the a team from our school, he still doesnt know
>>64521198
Played football, rugby and tennis as a kid, kept with football through teens and then stopped playing because I didn't like the social aspect of it. Now life has gone off the rails and am fat early 20s NEET.
>>64532552
>rock climb
>picture of gym
>mfw
you do the real stuff, or just a plastic hardman?
>>64540811
Lying to your dad... He should have been proud regardless.
We lost to a team from a private school, the fact it had a football team is surprising, as my public school in my town doesn't have a football team (also I was the first son of a doctor not to get into it cause I wasn't interested and rejected the idea of private tuition to pass test) and the team we played had a company sponsorship, think it was Quick-Fix or whatever that mechanic is. They had Predator football boots. Every one. We lost 1-0. I came on for last 5 mins, did a through ball to our striker and he was 1v1, kicked it right at the GK. Goes to show playing for a club means fuck all.
Ah well.
>>64521198
>fat virgins who sit at their computer all day
Yeah, pretty much.
I just watch sports on Sunday, and watch anime and play vidya the rest of the time. I'm 22 with no friends.
I don't really have any complaints if I'm being entirely honest.
beer league softball in the summer, cross-country 5K series in the fall
I played hockey and lacrosse in high school. I'm from upstate NY and all we do is play sports.
>being older than 18
>playing sports in any kind of organized fashion and having it not be pathetic
Pick one. Exceptions made for people who are being compensated for it.
>>64541096
>Getting exercise and socializing is for autists
k m8
>>64521198
I play beer league hockey.
And run a measly 12 miles a week
>>64521198
I'm a skinnyfat virgin desu
I'm a fat virgin AND I play sports, so there
I play rugby and lift. You'd think I'd be a jacked huge cunt but I'm otter/builtmode
Can I get that image of the squirrel hooked up to the IV in an eagles hat? I just want to die
Here is a picture of me playing football
>>64540894
Nice climing shoes, retard. I hope that guy fell and his harness failed.
bicycle, road and terrain. ~60 miles per week. mostly indoor during winter.
thinking about weight lifting this year, but it's boring as hell. might be good for my back though, some light exercises.
>>64523149
I'm 5'10 and like 5 pounds lighter, 110 % muscles. YOUR FUCKIN DEAD, KIDDO, I'D TSU THE SHIT OUT OF YOU
