ANA:Cam Fowler has a sprained knee, timetable TBD
DET:Dylan Larkin will be a game-time decision
BOS:David Krejci week-to-week with UBI
WAS:John Carlson (LBI) will be a game-time call
SJ:Logan Couture practices Sunday
MIN:Darcy Kuemper starts Monday vs. Red Wings
TB:Bolts' Tyler Johnson questionable for Monday
MON:Montreal acquires Ben Scrivens from Oilers
BOS:Bruins loan Pastrnak to Czech WJC team
CAL:Gaudreau scores two goals in win
ARI:Boedker scores OT winner on Sunday
WPG:Hellebuyck records shutout on Sunday
>>64517127
Don't forget Bob could be back tomorrow
Kassian is a dirty coke head and hope he ODs and dies before he gets to Edmonton
>Kings and Ducks are next
>Last place is within our grasp!
I wonder if pigs smell like ham.
>>64517162
Are you doubting the bluejackets for last in all of hockey
DAILY REMINDER THAT THIS ITERATION OF THE JETS ARE A FASCIST MILITARISTIC FRANCHISE AND YOU'RE A DIRTY HICK FUCK IF YOU SUPPORT THEM
>it was 3-1
>>64517178
Torterella won't allow it. The Oilers embrace being in last place.
>>64517191
But we have Dallas and Washington out next two games
That's a cute pig
>>64517188
>any year
>binland
>not the laughing stock of international hockey
>>64517203
We have the Kings, Ducks, and Coyotes coming up, then the Canes and Lightning.
Anybody can beat Dallas. Hell even we beat them!
>>64517222
Hey guess what check our schedule too
>>64517238
Yes but do you have the experience in finishing last?
What are these awards that are being handed out to the best players of the game?
>>64517270
But we also got rekt by the stars already
>>64517283
The perkele awards
>>64517287
So did we. And we still beat them afterwards.
Plus you play in the East. Lots of easy games there.
>The Jackets have more wins against the Central than the Oilers
>>64517326
Kek
>this familiar comfy feeling of defeat
>>64517283
electric razors and acne cream
>>64517194
Dok
tfw kronwall doesnt kronwall anymore
How many goal points does Matthews have so far?
>tfw taught Tampa Bay Lightning Fans how to differentiate between Points and Games Played
My good deed for the day
who /comfy/ here?
>getting exactly what I wanted for the Christmas break
Praise be to dog
>>64517413
2 goal points and 2 regular point
yfw da canes win da stan lee cup
>3-1
>Have to two most clutch prospects in modern times
???
>>64517425
Dog surely smiles on you this day
>mfw all the stinky smelly mongols are passed out drunk, lying in a pool of their own tears
>Zack Kassian traded to the oilels
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Oilers promised revenge for Gagner
>now Kassian has to play for the Oilers and Gagner doesn't
I gotta admit, they're men of their word in Edmonton
when was the last time canada won a stanley cup? its their only sport FFS
should we just ban them and move all their teams to europe/russia
>>64517740
>3-1
>>64517806
Muh juniors
How do you feel about the larger ice rinks in the international scene?
I'm not sure how I feel about it
>>64517806
>finnish goaltending
>>64517874
Not a fan desu desu
>>64517806
Btfo
>>64517866
Go back to divegrass
>>64517806
>Benny to MTL
That'll fix our offensive drought
>>64517162
Last place belongs to the Ducks this year senpai
>>64517966
NO ITS RIGHTFUL PLACE IS WITH CBJ
>>64517989
>mfw the Ducks actually scored 4 goals against the jackets and won
shit, maybe you're right...
>>64518055
>tfw we shutout the preds
Thanks Bob
>>64517806
>tfw swiss hockey just completely stagnated
>>64518151
>tfw we've only shutout the sharks and canucks
>shorks x2
heh
>>64517966
>the Kessler trade happened
>and people praised it
top shelf kek imo
>>64517714
>yfw he accidentally high sticks someone good on your team
Wait, is there anyone good on vancouver?
![photo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4Xne9J9.jpg "photo[1].jpg")
Why are some player's official pics so JUST
>>64518268
The two faggots in green bodysuits are somewhat chuckle worthy.
>mfw Finns got their proper comeuppance for incessant memestealing
MEMESTEALERS BTFO
>>64518238
At least you're not as fucked as German kid hockey.
They stayed in Division I when they played without their only good player (Draisaitl) and won only 2 of 5 games
>>64518263
The deals they made this past offseason were a lot more questionable than the initial Kesler trade tbqh
>>64518303
They retired after last year ;_;
>>64518268
>implying he'll play a game in the Oilers' uniform
He'll be too busy going on cocaine-fuelled benders with Taylor Hall, destroying Hall's career along with his
>Ducks are only 5 points out of a playoff spot
Yli on suicide watch
pig desu
>Dorks
>Jerkets
>Laffs
You think the suck is your ally? You merely adopted the suck. We were born in it, molded by it.
>>64518556
Says 4 Stanley cups in 5 seasons
Jackets have only been in the playoffs 2 times
>>64518464
You deserve it desu. I saw you fuckers trying to steal >our tomahawk chop.
>>64518580
>The Jackets have made the playoffs twice since the Oilers last did
>>64518598
Still haven't made it past the first round,
>A useless AHL goaltender for a drug addicted power forward
>This is as close to an in-season blockbuster as we will get
JUST
>>64518589
Which was stolen from fsu
>>64518556
>Ducks have the worst offense in the NHL
>Oilels have scored 29 more team goals
Nothing says suck quite like this
>>64518617
We've only made it past the first round once since before your inception...
>>64518656
>Oilers have the worst defense
We can fix that.
>>64518619
But I thought Ben was supposed to be the savior, just like Cam ".904SV%" Talbot is
>>64518679
>This is what retards think
Nobody can save the Oilers.
>>64518355
# Junior Players
Canada - 518,008
USA - 307,071
Russia - 86,100
Sweden - 43,311
Finland - 39,731
Czech Rep - 26,551
Germany - 15,646
Switzerland - 15,530
France - 10,217
Slovakia - 7,542
Japan - 7,103
Austria - 5,009
Kazakhstan - 4,279
Norway - 4,179
Great Britain - 4,170
Italy - 4,149
Ukraine - 3,724
Hungary - 3,509
Belarus - 3,227
Denmark - 2,198
South Korea - 1,880
Latvia - 1,722
Poland - 1,494
Netherlands - 1,194
Belgium - 1,103
Lithuania - 883
Romania - 839
Slovenia - 807
Estonia - 619
Serbia - 590
Croatia - 433
Iceland - 357
If Canada or USA don't win it's embarrassing. Also Slovenia and Denmark are really good for their size.
>>64518642
no we didn't fucking steal it you dumb cuck literally no one cares about florida you fucking normie faggot memestealing enabler.
fuck off back to reddit
>>64518717
how do i get a qt estonian goaler gf?
>>64518717
Holy cow I never realized Slovenia had so few of them.
>>64518730
>can't even Google
Why are southerners so retarded?
>after playing at fsu, Deion Sanders brought the tomahawk chop to Atlanta in 1991
>it was invented by the fsu marching band in the 80s
Kill yourself Atlanta fag
>>64517185
Dirty Hick Fuck master race reporting in
>>64518775
>some mouthbreathing aspie makes shit up on the internet
>"Oh, it must be true!"
Found the calicuck. Bet you've never even had a publix sandwich
>>64517162
>out tanking the ducks
>>64518786
>Kane, Buffalo, sexual assault investigation. It would be really nice it we didn't have to revisit the legal arena again.
some SJW writers are already screaming RAPE RAPE RAPE SUSPEND PATRICK TOO
>>64518792
>more deflections
Learn to Google my retarded southern friend
>>64518786
>>64518806
didnt mean to quote
>>64518792
Look every it's the game points guy kek
who is your wife's son's favorite player /hoc/?
>>64518823
>you will never score game points in the NHL
Why live?
>the braves started the tomahawk chop
>fedoratip.gpeg
>>64518855
>Mfw intensifies
>>64518811
>2015
>unironically living in a state without a Publix
Enjoy your rotten, 3-day old vegetables
>>64518792
I have. not impressed
>>64518866
>not living in a state with heinens
Good luck eating you tasteless fruits and vegetables and meats
>>64518866
>gets btfo
>starts publix postings
I accept your terms of surrender purrise
>>64518866
I live in a state that actually grows vegetables
>oranges
enjoy diabetes
>>64518834
>tfw you will never score the game winning game point in the fourth quarter to win the super cup
>>64518901
>not the super series
>>64518834
>>64518901
>mfw I scored 3 regular points in one goal point
Feels good lads
>>64518877
>>64518881
>>64518883
>>64518895
STay mad, bitchbois ;^)
>>64518806
Can't wait for the "She said no!" chants from the MTS Centre faithful
Hope Byfuglien puts Kane through the glass
>>64518920
but I live in florida. youre just an annoying faggot.
>>64518901
>tfw no player will finish with over 1.2 game points per point game
>mfw purrizay is so mad he resorted to publix posting
>mfw nobody brought up pubkix
>mfw he just got utterly btfo
Purise return the children you fucking pedophile
>>64518963
>fat southerners have an easier time catching children by using fried food as bait
>>64518921
It's likely this Kane actually did rape since he's black
>>64518792
>that salt
>>64519022
>implying anyone presumes Black Kane is innocent
I don't even need to be a biased Winnipegger to believe his guilt.
#PurriseReturnTheKid2k16
>>64518834
Stop encouraging the catlyn autist
>>64519319
stop encouraging the tripfag
>>64518834
>Ragnarok Online
people still play this?
>>64519377
Good point
its like poetry
>>64518834
post steam id
>>64519492
>Norge
>Pulju
:3
>>64518717
I thought hockey was a semi-dead sport in America due to all the beaners, nignogs etc. who enjoy football, handegg and niggerhoop.
Not that I'm complaining. The world need more hockey players even if they are American.
what went right?
>>64519637
finnish goaltending
>>64519492
>Only 6 points
>Have already played Belarus and Russia
kek
>>64519637
A decent line
>>64517740
look at that fuckin poolparty
>>64517356
this
finns are shit
>>64519800
This 2bh
>>64519800
Agreed.
>>64518921
Reminder
the cops found a case file with the name "Kane" on it
>fNHL hockey player
so they arrested the first black person that fit that description
>>64519637
The combined power of the Benn-beards
>>64519718
>norge
>>64519800
>>64519934
>>64519945
just like yur mums
kek
>>64518793
Where is that webm from?
>>64520094
Anaheim
Memes are never dead.
>>64520094
Rare
>tfw no gp
>>64519637
Lucky af drafting and swindling a couple of idiot GMs in trades
>>64520214
what kind of defense is this
it sure isn't zonal and it isnt man man
>>64520393
It's "Oilers".
>>64520393
It's Eakins defense
So if mcdavid ends up with 50 gp (goal pucks) will he win the Calder?
>>64520419
Do you forget what happened on that play?
Kek
>>64520467
>Video of an Oiler throwing a hit
How rare.
>rags
>>64520458
Drouin has more gp than Mcmeme
Drouin is ELITE
>>64520523
True
Mcdavid has hardly any goal points, is he a bust?
>>64520458
when is he due back? You need 25 something games to be eligible for calder
>>64520595
Yep, only 13 gps what a failure
>>64520094
RARE
A
R
E
>your favorite team has bieksa
JUST
>>64520633
Eh it's Viro, not that rare t b h
>>64520668
rare for /hoc/
>tfw I was at that hockey game when Scrivens stopped 1521 shots for the shutout
He's gonna get lit first game for the Habs isn't he? Say it ain't so.
>>64520695
Shut up faggot nobody asked you
>1651 goal points
>only 185 games
Is Chris chelios, dare I say it, underrated?
>>64520691
He's more focused on gay rights than hockey nowadays
>>64520691
>>64520691
He's starting tomorrow, right?
>>64520767
>>64520815
What the fuck is wrong with you
Lmao at the casuals who wrote him off after 10 poor games
>>64520829
>>64520829
(S)he's been doing this for couple days now
>>64520847
>dougie doug is literally elite
>Lucic is literally elite
don memey on pooicide watch
>>64520756
I assume he's starting tomorrow. Hope he doesn't end up going in tonight.
>>64520879
>mad at memes
>>64517425
fuckin adorable
>>64520890
Mind telling me where the Bruins and Flames are in the standings respectively?
>>64520926
Bruishits are barely in a spot
Flames are barely out of a spot
>>64520829
Autism, stop replying
>>64520926
>Boston 3 game losing streak
>Calgary 2 game win streak
>kings in first in their division
>>64520967
>>64521004
>buttmad
no shock, coming from """""fans""""" of lesser teams
>>64520928
Kek
Any other variations of this new meme?
>>64521004
being first in the pacific is like being the best finnish player
it doesnt matter
>>64520987
Is lucic elite
where da white wimmens at
>>64521046
The >kongs could still rek most of the teams in the NHL
>>64521032
>facts are butthurt
Ok lad
>>64521077
Don't reply to Boston
are the Calgary Females a good hockey team
>>64521046
Kings are doing very well despite having a lousy record in division games
>>64521090
>>64521077
Relax, relax, no need to get so angry over us, we're just competing like every other team.
Honestly the amount of asspain we generate is astonishing.
>>64521103
They're ok
>>64521071
Nah
>>64521057
ooga booga
So is Ben Scrivens going to be the first goalie to play both the AHL outdoor game and the NHL outdoor game in one season?
>>64521181
Good 1, u got me
>>64521184
>Murcaitlins so butthurt and salty in this thread
What happened?
Oh yeah btfo by >sweden
>>64521221
is it legal to throw your equipment at the goalie
please say yes
>>64521236
Beating Canada is the only thing really important 2bh
>>64521236
>lost 1-0 against the 2nd greatest hockey country in the world's prospects
>blown the fuck out
be salty somewhere else, thailand
>>64521236
Also when will scouts start dropping Austin Memehews in the prospect rankings?
>Playing in ZSC Lions, the most stacked team in NLA a literal beer league
>>64521299
Probably soon, picking him over either finn would be oilers tier incompetence.
>muh beer league
Is it too early to greentext the british colombia hockey club?
>>64521225
Meme response for a meme post
>>64521340
the thing is, even if he is literal shit tier compared to pulju and laine, he's more marketable to muricans.
>drafting Memehews to sell jerseys
>>64521284
noice
>you will never be on /sp/ when this game happened https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5CU8L0kwwg
It was fucking hilarious
>>64521394
True all those half Mexican shitters in the U5A will love wearing a Matthews poncho or a sombrero
>Tfw I share a birthday with one of the best centers in hockey
http://www.expressen.se/sport/hockey/hockeyallsvenskan/linus-soderstrom-har-varit-en-lang-vag/
Why is Sweden such a meme country?
>>64521039
>yfw komarov to dallas
>>64521470
Don't you fucking hola around like that
>>64521416
Yeah man, because Alec Martinez sells loads of jerseys
>>64521454
That's the only thing you share with him other than your mums vagina lol fatty boy
>>64521492
Nah m8 we both have long hair and live in Ohio
>tfw gf left me now i'm back on /hoc/
sup boys
>>64521503
Also we are the same age
>>64521487
He does.
>janiturd
>>64521516
Tortorella?
>>64521532
Only because he has the best celly in the history of stanley cups
>>64521032
Nobody likes your """"""""""""""""""""""""""""' thing
>>64521542
I johansen
>>64521553
Nah that's theo fleury desu (not that you'd know who that is)
>>64521562
>this """""""""""""""""""""""""post"""""""""""""""""""""""""""
lol
habs @ blots
>>64521595
>>64521595
>>64521595
>>64521536
you 're a joke
and I 'm dank
you can't deny it
good luck seeing your enemies everywhere you paranoiac
>>64520871
>>64520928
>>64521632
I dont know who I want to lose more
Anyone else watching Caps-Sabres? I'll make a thread if there's interest
>>64521695
Bolts here, the Habs have suffered enough
>>64521711
Do it senpai
Caps @ Sabres
>>64521741
>>64521741
>>64521741
I'll make wings @ mild at 7:50 unless someone else does it
>>64521752
mmmmm
mild wings
now i'm hungry
HOLY SHIT RIP LEMMY
>>64521852
>not getting fire wings
Pussy
>>64521887
>liking shit
I know that feel
>>64521852
>>64521887
>>64521902
wings are pretty shit most of the time unless you're in the south
get a nice tasty burger or pizza
>>64521886
wut
>>64521920
How the fuck did this turn into /food/
Wings at mild Jesus what a shit game
>>64521939
i know, mild gonna get BTFO
>>64521938
HE DIED
>>64521989
He was an awful singer
RED WINGS @ WILD
>>64522022
RED WINGS @ WILD
>>64522022
RED WINGS @ WILD
>>64522022
RED WINGS @ WILD
>>64522022
>>64521270
If it's your own goalie... ekekekekekekek!
>>64522238
Memed
>over half of /hoc/ worships big Finnish bulls
Are we the most cucked general?
>>64522684
big
>>64522684
only the Dallas and Finnish posters do
>>64522714
Which is over half of /hoc/
>rags
>yfwswtc
he's not a prince anymore its now King Scoresberg
>Evander is represented by the same lawyer that represented Patrick
Poor girl doesn't have a chance..
>>64523159
the nhl probably had him on retainer after he did so well
