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Man Utd vs Chelsea match thread 4
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First for /a/
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first for >matic
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>matic is the white yaya - /sp/
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>Matic
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WEW
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I can't it anymore
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>6(sixth)
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MATIC YOU PIECE OF BITCH SON OF A SHIT
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>de gay
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i watch just to looks at hazards butt
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Refball
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This game is actually entertaining.
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>PC Webb
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27rd for /po/
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>atkinson
dumbass desu
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>>64514631
is it good?
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dont care what the rules say, if it hits your hand and you dont gain an advantage from it, its not a fucking penalty

go fuck yourself
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>Matic
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This ref is fucking shit
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Atkinson has been paid a big fucking cheque for this...
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>>64514785
True
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Based Matic
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When was the last time United got a penalty? Against Liverpool or more recently?
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>that german commentator
>not a handball guys lol :^) not intentional

fucking retards i swear
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>>64514788
>>64514781
OH LA LA!
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That was a fucking penalty.
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>chelsea
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webum of matic?
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>when a DM finds himself one-on-one
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This is horrendous officiating.

Just absolutely terrible in regards to both teams.

And jesus, stop letting Matic shoot. JESUS CHRIST.
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>MATIC
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WHY DOES HE MISS THE GOAL?
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stand to lose £400 if there isn't a goal
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>Matic in charge of shooting
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MANYA HUYATICH
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>2 stone wall pens
>Not given
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>>64514799
He controlled it with his hand.
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>>64514781
>>64514788

Always knew you sucked them off to get rid of us ...
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This semem slurping sport isn't for me lads
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Matic, give it a rest already
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should I spend less money buying the most expensive dance at the strip club hoping they secretly give out handjobs, or spend more getting an escort?
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Remember when we thought Matic was actually good.
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>>64514790
>this is what pakis actually believe
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>>64514813
Are you sure?
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>Matic
>Matic
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GOALS
O
A
L
S

Where?
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>bandwaggoners are starting to regret their team choices now
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>>64514799
why would he use his hand if it wasn't advantageous?
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>chelshit
>matic
>manure

my god if we don't win the title this year i swear
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>Webb would have given that Willian handball
Fuck off you bald prick
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someone wake me up if there is a goal.
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>this Man United
>all these taps sideways between the defenders
>the same passes sideways that Ajax and the Dutch NT have been doing
>your country has officially ruined Man United
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Why didn't he just put the biscuit in the basket?
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https://twitter.com/ChatCheIsea/status/681547661791629321

>MATIC
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>unironically putting your faith in a serb
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>>64514847
>we
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>>64514857
>we
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>>64514827

Watch how fucking pedestrian Hazard is. If he had tried Matic could have squared for a tap in.
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>>64514827
KEK
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>>64514866
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>this game

I'm so glad these two are shit now.
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>>64514846
I mean if you want a handy then get an Asian massage and that way you also get a massage
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>>64514827
tsu
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>>64514874
kk op
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>>64514856
did you consider that it wasnt intentional

you know, since he had no reason to do it, and wasnt under pressure, and didnt gain an advantage from it
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Kek
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>>64514846
escort
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>>64514866
TSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>64514827
It hurts
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>>64514861
Sleep well until next year then. If you live in Rio, it's a shame you're gonna be missing out on one hell of a party!
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Anyone seen Sicario?

No need to answer straight away. Take your time, finish your meal first.
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>>64514866
tsu
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>>64514848
causuals pls leave
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>>64514857
who are you my friend. I'm guessing city, if so do you think they can cope with arsenal?
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What would have happened if The Gay had gone to Madrid and Navas were United's GK?
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>>64514907
based
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>>64514906
Yeah I have seen it.
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it's gonna end 0-0 and van laal wont get sacked
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>professionals still make foul throws

how
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>>64514907
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>>64514866
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>64514906
Yeah he dies
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>>64514870
Maybe he saw a paki in the stands?
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>>64514866

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>64514907
what the hell when did cuadrado join city?
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>>64514906
yeah loved it
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>>64514897
so he just happened to move his arm into the right position to control the ball
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>>64514906
Yeah it was alright.
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>>64514907
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>>64514906
best movie of 2015
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>>64514906
Pretty great.
Flick of the year desu
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>>64514924
Yep. Most boring outcome possible too.
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>>64514907
The fuck is he getting dreads?
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>Darmian still hasn't learnt how to take a throw in
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>>64514907
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>>64514917
arsenal will cuck themselves
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>>64514906
the only human character was the token black dude
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>>64514906
best movie of the year trust me i watch a lot of movies
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>>64514907
rick james motherfucker
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>>64514907
He is someone boipussy now, wonder who though
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>>64514907
needs to slim that beard, shit covers his cheeks, dope cut tho
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>Utd smell

What did he mean by that?
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Chelsea actually improved, right now they look like a good team playing bad, not a bad team playing at their level like they did before.
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>>64514907
cocaine's a helluva drug
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MANURE CONFIRMED FOR EATING TOO MUCH MINCE PIE AND DRINKING TOO MUCH WINE
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>>64514907
black people do this shit on purpose

they're waiting for you to comment on their retarded hair/clothing so they can call you a racist
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>>64514906
pretty good
they just kill everyone without giving a fuck
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where the fuck is rooney? Where is he? why is he being payed 300k a week?
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Jesus christ. English football is really bad, isn't it?
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>>64514906

Yeah was breddy gud.

Kind of wish he had cut off the cartel leader's fingers or something rather than just shoot him though would have been more realistic.
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NO NO
NO NO NO NO
NO NO NO NO

NO NO THERE'S NO DANDRUFF
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>>64514827
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>taking Willian off

ABSOLUTE MADMAN
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>>64514866
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>64514939
you're an idiot

yeah, in fact you're right, he decided to try and give away a penalty, for no reason, just felt like it
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>>64514907
This nigga Roger from Sister Sister
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>>64514898
lel, why does he look so funny?
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FINALLY SHITTY WILLIAN OUT
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>>64514994
good one
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why don't they just chop off everyones arms at the shoulder? it would prevent all handballs and debates about handballs. only GKs should keep their arms. Fund it Blatter
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>>64514799
that isnt the rule at all you mong
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>these dutch ass subs
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Liverpool
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what the fuck LVG
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>le coffee coloured nig nog with double barrel surname meme player
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Is it over, did Chelsea win?
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>tight shot of manchester united crowd

>turban in the stands

LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE TIME
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Opta saying this game has the least cumulative km ran per minute this season
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>>64515004
GO HOME RAHEEM
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Do you lads like ASMR / gf simulation?
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>>64515011
learn to read you fucking potato
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>>64514906
Best movie I've seen in years.
Literally the only way Mexico will have peace, if the US gov't places a cartel in charge AGAIN.

Prove me wrong
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Just give the ball to Martial. He's the only one who can do anything.
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>MORE bus parking
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>from Boxing day
>journos twisting the knife
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>>64514828
>betting on goals
>manu vs chelsea
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>ZUMA
>ZUMA
>ZUMA
>ZUMA
>ZUMA
>ZUMA
>ZUMA
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>>64515024
mad andy
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zouma is so fucking based, doesn't deserve chelsea tbqh
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I take great pleasure in watching Ryan Giggs' face when United is losing.
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great stuff Boyega
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Put Kenedy on for Pedro, easily win the game la.
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>>64514978
There are black people in Bulgaria?
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can someone explain me why darmian was substituted? is he injured or something?
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>>64514907
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>>64515033
>>>/brit/
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ZOUMA PACE MERCHANT
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TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>64515024
>someone paid £30 million for this man
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>>64515058

he just came back from injury, not fit to play 90 minutes
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Is it Powell time?!
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such a scramble after aabout 25 mins
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>>64515049
That's racist
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>tfw a dutch city bandwagoner was tsuuuing near me
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>>64515033
more of a mommy roleplay kinda guy.
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>fouled
>doesnt give a foul

weird
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>>64515024
is he just a professional partier now?
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>>64514907
THATS THAT SHIT I DONT LIKE
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>>64515056
we also have overpaid Brazilians/Africans in our league but ours can't actually play football
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>>64515058
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>>64515030
Who is this wiener wizard?
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rather lose than draw this
ffs gwan united
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atkinson is such a mong
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JFK WHEN
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Taken off before he was sent off. Ref owed him one for missing the blatant penalty.
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>>64515033
I prefer NTR
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>Memepiss coming on

0-3 confirmed.
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>>64515024

>you will never live Andy Carroll's life
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http://strawpoll.me/6386072

http://strawpoll.me/6386072

http://strawpoll.me/6386072

http://strawpoll.me/6386072

http://strawpoll.me/6386072
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>>64514906
Could've been a 10/10 film if he had killed Kate after she signed.
That may have been his mission, who knows.
Always gotta tie up loose ends.
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Can we end the season right now so chelshit gets relegated?
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>>64515000
yup, players never make stupid decisions
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>>64515092
kek
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>>64515046
HAZARD PLZ
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>>64515083
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>>64515035
http://www.fifa.com/mm/document/affederation/generic/81/42/36/lawsofthegame_2011_12_en.pdf

quote where it says as much
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>spend over 250m
>that bench

>manure
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memefish has to save the day,

wew inb4 the lad actually scores
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mourinho's roight the refs are shoite
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>>64515058
>El Salvador
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>>64515063
Oh shit, my fucking sides. Top show Renford Rejects like
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>>64515125
>we
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>>64515092
nice
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>POONEY >POONEY >POONEY >POONEY >POONEY >POONEY >POONEY >POONEY >POONEY >POONEY >POONEY >POONEY >POONEY >POONEY
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LVGs brought the mascot on

confirmed 0-0
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Two titans of English football meet and this is the best they can show?
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>rppmey
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>People genuinely thought Hazard was the third best player in the universe
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Me am sleepy... um ehrlich zu sein

What should I do
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>>64515135
read my post again you absolute moron, i said i dont care what the rules say

>>64515128
its safe to say it wasnt intentional

if you think otherwise, youre retarded
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>RPPMEY >RPPMEY >RPPMEY >RPPMEY >RPPMEY >RPPMEY >RPPMEY >RPPMEY >RPPMEY >RPPMEY >RPPMEY >RPPMEY >RPPMEY >RPPMEY >RPPMEY >RPPMEY >RPPMEY >RPPMEY >RPPMEY >RPPMEY >RPPMEY >RPPMEY >RPPMEY >RPPMEY >RPPMEY >RPPMEY >RPPMEY >RPPMEY >RPPMEY >RPPMEY >RPPMEY >RPPMEY >RPPMEY
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>pooney

jesus christ
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>>64515106
and you're such a cute
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>rppney
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Fellani when?
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>>64515163
>>64515166
flag was up anyways
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>SHREK
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>Rppney
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>romney
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>>64515123
ofcourse stay, who else is capable of producing the same amazing philsophy?
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>pooney
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Don't think my BTTS will come in lads
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>Rooney
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>>64515058

why are you killing off all your footballers amigo?
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Someone post the age of Rooney pasta.
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>rppmey
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rooney is fucking finished at any level
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300 THOUSAND GREAT BRITISH POUNDS A WEEK
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this game has been a real circus show
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>>64515168
cyanide pill, that'll help you sleep
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>RPPNEY
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>>64515191
>ellie
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>>64515173
>i said i dont care what the rules say

good for you, youre a fucking mongoloid
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FUCK OFF ALREADY POONEY
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>RPPMEY
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>rppmar
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SLURRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

:ResidentSleeper
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>Shrek the Halls
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>>64515192
What we're you thinking
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>>64515063
fug :DD I just remembered this program
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Turn off now? Or endure 0-0 0-1 in 15 mins?
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WE KNOW WHAT WE ARE
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>Bringing on Depiss

Oh lord Van Gaal is desperate now.
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times up for lvp
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>>64515192
>BTTS

thanks for the money pleb
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>>64515165
decrepit old titans driven underground by the shining gods Vardy and Kane
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>Watching this game
>Expecting anything other than a poor 0-0
I'm not very samrt
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seriously, has anyone's game ever gone to dogshit as fast as rooney's first touch
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Memphis to score the winner. The meme King.
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>MEMEPISS

0-0 confirmed
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>>64515235
Do it for Memepiss
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It's time for Memphis Depay.. he's going to score.. screenshot this post.
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To all those people posting >Rooney

The flag was up anyways so the joke is on you.
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Why do I still watch these games. Nothing good ever happens.
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>Cameron M'Bouba M'Briwa Abou Terrence Fuongo Borthwick-Jackson
Is he an African count or prince or some shit? Why such a long-ass name?
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MEMPHIS
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Slurping semen is more exciting than this
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>>64515217
says the guy who cant read

and you're irish
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OH SHIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING VAN LEL
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Take off Mata for Depay here... makes the most sense.

Just DO NOT bring on Fellaini...
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is it so much to ask for mata to score against chelsea :(
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Who's you're soccerfu?
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so.....these..... are the two biggest clubs england has to offer......
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>>64515246
rooneys first touch has been shite for 5 years, most people just didnt realise it
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>>64515182

>Implying technicality counts as a bye for absolute humiliation
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>>64515231
>>64515241
It was a free bet, didn't think 1-1 was too far-fetched.
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what if meme king depay scores the winner?
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>>64515235
You've come this far lad

Fight till the end
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wat do
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>>64515271
this
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MEMEPISS ON

CHELSEA WIN 2:0 CONFIRMED
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