Round two continues at the Ally Pally across two sessions today, following yesterday’s spectacular evening session. Barney edged out Bunt Man in a seven set thriller, and set up a third round tie with compatriot MVG, who averaged over 109 as he defeated Darren Webster in barely 20 minutes. After an impressive 3-0 win over Robert Thornton in round one, Alan Norris opens today’s action as he faces Joe Murnan. Terry Jenkins meets Mark Webster in match two, and the final match of the afternoon sees Dave Pallett rewarded for his victory over Kim Huybrechts with a meeting with Mensur Suljovic. Tonight’s evening session doesn’t have much to excite us, beginning with disgusting fat man Adrian Lewis taking on disgusting fat man Andrew Gilding. Midlife crisis man faces the tournament’s sole remaining Belgian Ronny Huybrechts, and completing the action for today Philthy meets a lifetime member of the pocket club in Kevin Painter. Coverage begins at 13:00GMT on Sky Sports 3/Sky Sports Darts, with the evening session from 19:00GMT on SSD/SS1
>Afternoon session (13:00 - best of 7 sets)
Alan Norris v Joe Murnan
Terry Jenkins v Mark Webster
David Pallett v Mensur Suljovic
>Evening session (19:00 - best of 7 sets)
Adrian Lewis v Andrew Gilding
Peter Wright v Ronny Huybrechts
Phil Taylor v Kevin Painter
>Day nine roundup
http://www.pdc.tv/news/article/1lhqnn15n84ar1c1koutu6jt1n/title/william-hill-world-darts-championship-day-nine
>Tournament results/schedule of play
http://www.pdc.tv/news/article/4yj7ldsy9nh71623we4pcdi3p/title/william-hill-world-championship-netzone
![article-2304238-1918BFE1000005DC-465_634x463[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OEexjbI.jpg "article-2304238-1918BFE1000005DC-465_634x463[1].jpg")
Today looks boring, so how about something related to two boring players?
Two years ago, the two men in this picture were ranked World Number 5 and World Number 8 respectively. One of them had made the quarter-finals of ten consecutive ranking majors, while the other had reached the eighth major semi-final of his career.
A year ago, both players had slipped down the rankings but were still comfortably in the top 16 in the world. One had a poor 2014, failing to get past the last 16 of any major, but the other made the quarters of the worlds and another place in the last 4 of a major.
Now, both players are at risk of losing their top 32 status altogether after a shocking year with no major appearances for either player before the Worlds since July, when one of them bent over and got pegged by Taylor, as is common practice for him.
The speed of the career collapses of Andy Hamilton and Wes Newton are shocking to say the least. From their games we've seen at these Worlds, neither player looks comfortable with how they're playing: there's been no heavy scoring, there's been no positive consistency in their scoring and their finishing has been atrocious. With 2015 Pro Tour earnings of just £12,750 for Hammer and £10,000 for Warrior - both comfortably outside the Pro Tour Top 32 - it will take something remarkable for either player to reclaim those heady days of 2013.
Or they can pack in the professional game and piss off to the BDO. Nobody would miss them.
Afternoon session >>>> evening session
>>64507461
>One of them had made the quarter-finals of ten consecutive ranking majors
Ah, the times of Hamilton being /ELITE/.
>It's a Norris, Terry and Mensur episode
So comfy tbqh family
CHUCK NORRIS
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we're on now!
>Family finally gone home
>Can watch darts again
>afternoon session
>crofty not hosting
DAMNIT BARRY
>joe murnan is a "giant killer" for knocking out Hamilton
jesus christ
Is GoldenArrows dead, then?
>>64507595
>joe murnan got through to the second round
>max hopp didn't
>>64507608
Seems so. Was dead once already. Wonder if it'll come back again.
>>64507608
>CUBE didn't
>Wade and Fatpot 12/1
Insult to bonkers that
Tell me why I shouldn't get on Taylor at 9/2
>yfw Taylol loses to Shirley and the end of TAYLORWINSLOL is confirmed
>Cotton Eye Joe as intro song
Really now?
>>64507666
Because 9/2 is a bad price for losing bet
>>64507679
based murnan
I will never get over the fact Alan Norris uses Sweat - Snoop Dogg as his walk on
>>64507677
>Norris/Murnan/Jenkins/Webster v Taylor/Painter/Klaasen/King
that is an utter shitshow of a quarter
>>64507707
It's a fucking appalling draw
Taylor literally handed it on a plate
>dominate the only person who has beaten MVG on TV this year
>job to a nobody
>cuck norris
>>64507727
Based
DAT 1 2 3
Eric blowing the fuck out of Uncle Bazza's World Series bullshit.
>Norris spent a lot of time in Sweden
Confirmed for Cuck Norris
>Murnan fan
>>64507754
He actually did a series of films for Tigra iirc
>>64507756
http://joemurnan180.co.uk/
>this fucking website
>>64507789
beautiful
lel that last dart
A Chuck win would put him in the Top 40 of the World. Cock Eyed Joe winning puts him 43rd in the World.
>>64507823
"no"
>>64507823
You forgot
>>>/ck/
C H U C K
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Norris isn't near his peak and he's 2-0 up already
Looking good for him this year
>>64507847
YFW chuck wins the tournament
>>64507853
Murnan is terrible tho
>>64507853
To be fair, Murnan is putting in a Newton-esque performance. 85 average and a 22% finishing rate.
I really can't see him winning anything again. That Players Champs title's a fluke.
>>64507855
mfw
>Sarah ich will die Scheidung
>>64507855
It would be remarkable but Norris will get defeated by someone throwing a three ton average.
>You will never drink cider and throw arrows in a west county pub with chuck
PDC permajobbers now feeling the wrath of Bristow.
>Suck Norris
Chuck pls
pfffffft
>this finishing
>ERIC MOCKING LAKESIDE
KEK
HAHAHAHAHA
THIS BDO FINISHING
Bristows pissed up ramblings about the BDO
BASED CHUCK
![Alan-Norris[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/87DObWh.jpg "Alan-Norris[1].jpg")
>10 (ten) set darts
>lose set
>shitnan
THAT BULL D8
>Job Murnan
Christ those are some yellow teeth
holy FUCK Murnan on suicide watch
Dat 66
What is his excuse?
COMEBACK INC
DAT BULL
>>64507999
>then takes out 86 on the bull
Murnan unleashed
Comeback is on
>job murnan finally wins a set
This entire eighth of the draw will be fucked if Norris goes.
>murnan
So do you lads agree with the widely held assumption that Norris will break the top 32 this year?
How high can he go?
>Taylor montage
>doesn't play for at least 6 hours
>>64508056
He will be up to number 6 after he wins the worlds
>>64508056
At his current level... probably the Top 20. He'll have to start averaging high 90s / low 100s to go any further
>more horrendous jobbing on doubles
FUCK OFF MURNAN
>two bulls
Sexy
THAT DOUBLE BULL T19 SET UP
HOLY FUCK
that setup mang
You have to wonder how the fuck Murnan won that leisure centre title with the way he's been finishing today.
CHUCK BREAK
BASED CHUCK
C H U C K
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Joe the Jobber has finally been fucked off. The third player to average under 90 in this year's second round.
Reposting:
>I've always quite liked Mark 'interesting' Webster since his BDO days, never seems to get rattled and plays the board, doesnt make too many mistakes, but then there's a big part of me that thinks any player who walks out to the fucking Stereophonics deserves a pasting from all the biggest jobbing cunts around. Change the god damn tune.
>need D12
>miss
>miss
>D9
>Jobster
>another Taylel montage
>Wayne Mardle called Jenkins one of the top 10 players of all time
>doubting Mark Webster
He's doing this to avenge the disgraceful treatment of his tutor Richie Burnett.
![Richie-Burnett[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dGswFB3.jpg "Richie-Burnett[1].jpg")
>>64508390
>you got a line there, pal?
>idiots chanting INGERLUND
Oh boy.
>bumping the rest of the afternoon session for WBA - Newcastle
I hate Viasat so much
>>64507232
Live in the same town as Webster, sometime see him walking his dog. Thought I should make it be known
>Jonks
Wobblester lucked out there.
Played like shit those last three legs.
>>64508448
Feel free to give him the official /180/ seal of approval in person.
4-0..
>>64508543
On paper, the most competitive match of the afternoon as well.
Jenks has been very poor.
Clutch 101
>Mardle raging at the Yaya/Kolo crowd again
Stop giving them fucking t-shirts for dressing up as astronauts then you cunt
RIP Jenks
>>64508685
In fairness, at least Norris/M. Webster puts some pressure on Taylel.
A Murnan/Jenkins L16 would have been a bye.
>difference of 1 in the average
Felt like way more. Jenkins never really put Webster under any pressure (except for the 2nd set)
>>64508714
Definitely. I'm not complaining.
>>64508714
Webster would beat Taylor maybe three times out of ten this year so far, Norris maybe 1/10. Jenkins wouldn't beat Taylor if he started off 301.
>>64508731
>Felt like way more.
Think the reason for that was Jenks' performance improved over the game while Webby's performance fell.
Get the feeling this could be the beginning of the end for Jenkins. Didn't look good in R1 and didn't look good here.
>>64508765
And Painter?
>>64508765
>yfw Jenkins beat Taylor at the start of the year
Doesn't make sense, does it?
HA HA TIME FOR KEBAB REMOVAL MAN
>Parklife
MON MENSUR
SIMPLY THE BEST
If there was one player I'd like to have a beer with it's Mensur
>comms encouraging Mensur's gamesmanship
lel
Pallett looks so fucking smug
DAT FUCKING 160
BIG FINISH.JPG
THAT 160!
M A S S I V E
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>160
CANT CENSUR THE MENSUR
Again, 160 is relatively easy
BIG MENS
FUCK OFF GENERIC PDC YOUTH TOUR GRADUATE
If Mensur wins this, he overtakes LE SLOW THROW MAN and makes the Top 20.
>>64509122
Hush little Michael don't say a word..
>commentary STILL thinking Kevin "Hasn't Beaten Taylor Since 2001" Painter will show up tonight
Thought that went in
>going to the darts and spending more time chanting at other audience members than watching the arras
>>64509211
>the PDC "product"
Utter farce.
>wearing a shirt tucked into your trousers
>david "no nickname boy" pallett
>>64509227
>me on the left
>>64509211
>waah stop having fun
>>64509321
why are you in turkey, barry
was that mensur's lad?
>>64509446
Who was the semen demon?
>>64509468
His wife I think.
>>64509487
Mensur you dawg
>mensur
what the hell was that
>5
>mensur averaging 82
jesus
What is Mensur doing
>crowd chanting "ohhhhh, michael van gerwen"
>played yesterday
pissheads
DAT SHANGHAI
Mensur slippin' up
DAT 120
>doing a Kimmy
fuck's sake
When will Pallett grow a personality?Even when he tries, like just then after winning the set, it comes across as fake and shit
>another Taylel montage
>this taylel vignette
The agenda intensifies.
>>64509675
He needs a nickname.
OH SHIT IT'S BING
BUNTMAN
dat 81 bull
mensur on kebab watch
Sully is an utter meme.He IS capable of knocking out the odd seed with his slow pace and he has improved a lot but he's just as likely to get knocked out by literal whos.
>that second dart
lel
FUUUUUUUUCK OFF
SO CLOSE
>le miss D18 for a 9 darter man
fuck
OUT OF NOWHERE
THAT 10 DARTER!!!!!!!!
SO CLOSE MENSUR
>77 left
>leave 26
>go inside
B R A V O
>pallett
CHOKER
MON BIG MENS
B I G M E N S
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>tfw no dana in this match
[magnets activated]
>all these bounceouts
DAT 124
THAT 124 ON THE BULL
>>64510233
Dana who?
They don't get clutcher than Mens.
>12
God damn, Mensur.
>MENSUR
>PALLETT
C H O K E R S
[BDO finishing intensifies]
Mensur playing rubbish. Get it together, man.
Olly Croft would be turning in his grave if they'd remembered to bury him.
The way Pallett licks his fingers has already made me throw up twice
>PALLETT
JUST
git gud, kid.
>>64510583
nothin personnel...
>le hit 140s and miss doubles man
BASED D14 MAN
TELL ME ABOUT MENSUR
WHY DOES HE ALWAYS GO FOR D14
MENSUR
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>plalel
Can this Palett stop licking his fingers so disgustingly. It's like the new hammer.
>this constant finger licking
>>64510700
>>64510702
>David "Finger Lickin' Bad" Pallett
>these two in charge of 9 darters
love too be shit at doubles
>these Pallett reactions
Someone should gif them
>>64510356
Kim's dana
>>64510758
10/10
WE LAST SET DECIDER
>>64510815
This.
pls Mensur
Based pallett tbqh
>>64510815
>David "mfw" Pallet
kk pallet
MensurGOD
Just tried to throw with mensurs grip
Brb getting the polyfiller
THAT 102 RECOVERY FROM THE SINGLE 5
D A M N
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>5
Mensur pls
DAT RECOVERY
damn
>Pallet's mom on screen
She out autists the autist.
THAT FUCKING 5 RECOVERY
Kek pallett knew he was about to get mensured
LGTSS
>Hand lickers
MON MENS
>Lellet
Can't censor the Mensur
Pallett's blown it.
>Mfw I'm Pallett
>>64507461
There's nothing wrong with the BDO, I'd prefer to play in that if I could.
>>64511104
Top kek
>>64511120
Not saying there was a problem. Just saying those two should piss off there so they don't darken our Sky and ITV screens ever agian.
David "The Lick" Pallett, where can I suggest this as an official nickname?
>>64511104
David Pallett's new walk-on revealed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMCMlNyySvo
DAT BULL 84
THE LICKER JUST GOT LICKED
DAT BULL
>>64511138
Alright then.
DAT BULL
THANK YOU BASED MENSUR
And that's that, based kebab remover.
Winning in style! Also: Right in time back from work to witness Mensur win!
REMOVE KEBAB LICKER FROM THE AREA
can't censor the Mensur
See you in a few hours for.... fucking hell what a selection of cunts they have playing tonight. When Dunblanne is the most likeable figure playing you know you're in trouble.
That ends our afternoon session.
The battle of the slow throwers between David Pallett and Mensur was tense and thrilling. Two missed nine-dart finishes, 140s everywhere, a load of missed set darts from the spit-loving youngster, some remarkable outs from the kebab removal service: they might have only averaged 92 and 91 respectively, but the averages don't matter when it's a game like that. Young Licker is definitely one to look out for next year: if he improves his finishing, he could be a Top 32 contender.
Earlier today, Joe Murnan jobbed out of the tournament in cringeworthy style as Chuck smacked the cock-eyed Boltonian 4-1 while Terry Jenkins delivered an amazingly underwhelming performance to lose 4-0 to Webby.
We return in 2 hours for what will most likely be the worst session of the tournament. Expect jobbing, jobbing and even more jobbing.
>>64511244
>forgetting Ronny
Looking for some new darts. Prefer a thicker barrel (sort of like taylors but obviously not those). Any suggestions?
>>64511355
Just go to a local dart shop and try some.
>>64511408
It's incredible how big the difference between different dart types can be. For the first time I tried out my pals darts a few days ago, and I couldn't even make them stick in the board. I'm not kidding, about 25% just fell out, and those which stuck were steeper than Aideys. Totally different to what it looks when I use my regular darts, and there wasn't even much weight difference.
>>64511737
I just bought a darts board, when can I play in a WM?
>>64511966
get a BMI > 20 first
>>64512077
*30
>>64512177
GOSCHN
>>64512177
Don't you have some kids to rape?
>>64512177
'no'
>>64512177
Your one hour warning.
>>64513098
>>64513098
Start appears to have been pushed back to 7:30 for some reason
>>64513869
Huh. So you're right: http://www.pdc.tv/news/article/1cn65dc5zid2y1mw89l0sp4gt6/title/william-hill-world-championship-day-ten
Wonder why they've had to do that.
>>64513869
Lewis had another heartattack?
>>64513869
Floor was too slippery, courtesy of Pallett's licking.
>>64514778
>>64514940
strong lel
After checking what's on, it may have been pushed back because of the late kick-offs in the PL and Championship.
>>64513869
maybe taylels entertaining some girls in his love mobile
MVG killing Taylel 2 years ago in the PL final is now on Sky Sports Darts if you want to watch it.
>Fatpot vs Nonce
Might b cool
>>64514121
Is there any schedule on the pdc site? I was on it last night but there was nothing about Day 10 so I didn't know if there was a morning session or not.
awesome to see what mensure did
dat autism 132 on the bull to win the PL
>>64516093
Full schedule is here: http://www.pdc.tv/news/article/4yj7ldsy9nh71623we4pcdi3p/title/william-hill-world-championship-netzone
>>64516093
http://www.pdc.tv/news/article/4yj7ldsy9nh71623we4pcdi3p/title/william-hill-world-championship-netzone
>>64513869
Lewis forgot to turn the oven on
we're on now!
>This programme contains flashing images
Phil is walking on in the nude again, isn't he
>>64516175
Yep.
>mfw people STILL support taylol
>muh darts
fuck off Barry
>this footage of taylor
jesus christ
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