Upcoming MMA events:
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1/2 - UFC 195: JUST BLEED
1/17 - UFC FN 81: Silly Dilly v Cruz
1/29 - Lellator 148: Koscheck vs Secor
Joe Rogan Questions
>What is your general opinion of Joe Rogan?
>Who are your favorite podcast guests?
>Would you be sad if he didn't sign a new contract?
shawb
>>64503729
>>Who are your favorite podcast guests?
gavin mcinnes
tim ferriss
>>64503782
>>64503797
It's fucking sad how much the UFC obviously considers them a part of their "brand". It's the only conceivable reason why they're still around.
Fav guest - POWERFUL DUNCAN TRUSSELL
RIZIN weigh ins are live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTRjLcLGvK8
>kirill sidelnikov
>>64503848
he looks so fat, not even fat-on-top-of-muscle-fat Fedor fat, just terrible fat
>>64503837
Arianny I can understand because she does promote the UFC in many magazines etc
Brittney however has destroyed her face and boobs and needs to go
>>64503863
Speaking of fat, I've never seen James Thompson this chubby.
I hope Kirill gets blacksploded on. Can't fucking stand a cheater.
>>64503886
Speaking of chubbies, did Rogan ever explain his at that weigh in?
>>64503886
He was never worthy of the nickname. Got fucking jabbed into a mess by Paul Buentello.
>heem'd him straight into a better job
>>64503848
Am I the only one who lost his shit when the two fats weighed in?
fully roided fedor when
>>64503914
in three days
kingu mo
my god this beard
did someone dig up evan tanner?
Sakakibara looks like a fucking undead, man
they have 3 days after the weigh in?
damn
Takada could heem every there
All UFC draws are maymays lads, just face it.
>Brock
Wwe meme
>Anderson Silva
Muh kicks hue
>GSP
Cuck french faggot meme
>Rhonda
Muh beats jobbers
>Mcgoober
Real life shitposter meme with meme hair and meme beard
>soon to be Holly
Christian grill meme
>jon jones
Le black guy who beats cucks meme
Who /looooool/ here?
>>64504003
>You should come watch machida fight with me
he's just make you look incompetent m8
>>64504009
go bed blud
Whats the best fight for Fightpass&Chill?
Something that goes 5 rounds and is kinda boring, but has big name fighters that will make the girl want to sit down and watch the fight
>>64503802
>That mewvment
Beautiful clean work
>>64504016
Just woke up tBh
Who's this bum kimbo is fighting in february?
>>64504000
Kill yourself already
>>64504003
>holding out for the Brian Caraway to my Miesha Tate
What do you guys think of the movie The Wrestler?
>>64504033
another idiot backyard fighter who kimbo hired as his body guard back in the day of his stupidty.
class of 2005 photo
Imagine being this poor dude
http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Alexander-Otsuka-5
>>64504003
>You think you could catch me in one
>>64504101
>15:00 with Igor
>>64504101
would you believe that he pretty much dominated Anderson Silva?
>>64504101
>not wanting to have been heemed by the axe murderer in your lifetime
Joe Rogan is gay right? He seems like he's trying so hard to build up a "normal family" to hide the fact that he takes in the ass every night.
>>64504169
you know the whole
>my wives kid meme?
Joe Rogan actually cares for his wives kid that she had with a previous partner
>>64504169
Don't knock it til you try it.
>>64504169
You're projecting.
>Browne-Schaub on FS2 right now
>>64504178
>Joe Rogan actually cares for his wives kid that she had with a previous partner
There is a 4chan term for men like that but I can't seem to think of it
If McGregor can knock out Edgar, Pettis, or Khabib I will join the mewvement
>>64504050
you heem yourself my meme living friend
>>64504220
I'd probably follow her off a cliff tbqh.
>>64504237
top beta
>>64504237
I'll race ya
>>64504169
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i680H_w0u44
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDv7pa_mkz4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bT64e9Z0Az0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlSCxCJDDZM
night /heem/
I can't wait to see you again when I wake
>>64504253
i hope you have a wet dream
>>64504253
Hope you never wake desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PONAxKIhS4
>>64504101
Greatest can of all time. Dominated Anderson Silva, took the greatest beatings ever, tapped fat fucks to Double Armbars.
LEGENDARY DIET BUTCHER
>>64504101
Well, he's met a lot of legends of the sport.
>>64504308
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZwJDOR_l4Q
>>64504337
God damn to imagine being berated by this jew over a wagecuck slaves pay.
>What is your general opinion of Joe Rogan?
I liked him a lot pre-2013 podcasts. Now he just tries to make it like a little bit more open radio show. Not as fun to listen to anymore.
>Who are your favorite podcast guests?
Duncan, Joey Coco Diaz, Air wasn't bad in the old days,
>Would you be sad if he didn't sign a new contract?
For UFC? Would be a shame if he didn't continue doing something he loved over some money when he is well off already.
what happens if you kick Cruz as he goes in, does he get PTSD flashbacks?
>>64504430
What happens if TJ decides to oblique kick the shit out of Cruz?
>>64504365
>Would be a shame if he didn't continue doing something he loved over some money when he is well off already.
He clearly explained that it had nothing to do with the pay.
Get in my guard and I will sub every single one of you goofs.
>>64504169
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bT64e9Z0Az0&
Remembering things from this year
>/looooooool happened this year
>Hendricks missed weight (and lost his power) due to deer meat and drug testing
>Thiago Alves nose got rearranged
>Cro Can retired and HGH (for recovery of course)
>Fedor came back....to Bellator....I mean Rizin...to fight a can
>Adan btfo by /heem/ (heem yurself my man)
>the cuckening of one Joseph Schilling by French Jap Kate (Kato and Manohef had a fun fight if you missed it)
>Gaethje vs Palomino 1 and 2,Lawler vs Rory,DC vs Jones, Conor vs Aldo,Conor vs Chad (Blood God Bless)
>Ronda dead
>Jones coke
>Cain dead
>Lyoto dead
>Dan Henderson dead (hopefully)
>Brandon Thatch dead
>Aldo dead (he was the meme all along)
>Chad dead (twice)
>Rampage came back to UFC and couldn't finish Maldonado, got caught up in some Bellator bullshit and now streams on Twitch
>Phil Baroni jumping the fence at some pro wrestling show trying to fight Chael
>Phil Davis knocked out someone
>then tapped another
>In one night!
>in Bellator....(GSP was there too as he was cornering Phil's opponent Faggot Carmont)
>BJ Penn is back! Maybe....
>Schaubposters finally gave up
>Schaub retired (feels)
>Frankie Perez,26 retires after first UFC victory
>even bigger retirement was Cathal Pendred retiring he leaves his mark on MMA history
>Sageposting was born
>>64504681
Sage posts have been around since 2004.
>it was foretold
>>64504681
9/10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHVw_TLLwW4
>Tings
>Predicted
pick two
>>64504681
>lmaobud made us all look like idiots
Why do they like to smell each other's farts so much?
>>64504337
Ari getting heemed the fuck out would make my life, but that dudes life would be over from lawsuits
>>64504722
>UFC1_venue_scouter.webm
>10 Things I Hate About You is on HBO
>'ok why not watch'
>realize Ronda based her entire "personality" on Julia Styles' character
>>64504886
hory shet
>>64504681
>Schaubposters finally gave up
>>64504886
>>64504921
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaIWHB-m_yY
>>64504747
You are small, weak, unattractive, and have shit colored skin.
Not saying this ironically - you should give suicide some serious thought.
>>64504978
>black
>weak
Wut
>>64505058
He's a middle eastern son of an immigrant, and you obviously haven't seen a picture of the ugly tiny little fucker lol
>>64505105
Somali
>>64504337
OY VEY BAD GOYIM, BAD
What time does Rizin start? (USA)
>>64505058
>black
He also workouts at a "gym" with a bunch of ISIS looking motherfuckers. He would take selfies in the mirror and you could seem them doing pushups and other trash behind him. I can't wait for Trump to be elected so I can request his to be exported to the U.S for advanced interrogation. I still have the #dangerCanada and chemical weapons mask picture.
>>64504722
that shit is terrifying son
>>64505249
Both are 10 am eastern on spike
>>64503729
>tfw thumbnail looks like Rogan had a mohawk
>>64504886
I had that same realization a while back as well, really weird. Down to the music and everything. She even looks like her.
>>64503846
This desu, literally brain washed me and changed my life for the happier
>>64505262
Spike isn't showing it live.
>>64505252
Thanks fampai, coming through in the clutch with the picture
WHO FUCKING /PUMPEDFORRIZIN/ HERE
>>64504003
>>64504681
What was this /looooool/ incident?
>>64505476
I was born pumped
>>64505476
is rizin in 6 bongs?
>>64505707
>6 bongs
six hours from now? that means I would have to stay up all night for it....fuuuck
>>64505665
I wish I were in straya so I could heem a roo
>>64505738
that roo would heem you senpai
>>64505707
>>64505729
It's not for 22 bongs
>>64505747
oh jees good
wasnt there supposed to be an event a day before?
>>64505769
yeah that is the first event, there's another the same time next night
oh nice I never look up times I just wait for /heem/ to remind me
>>64505782
* 2 nights later
â– Name: RIZIN FIGHTING WORLD GRAND-PRIX Saitama 3 days
â– Date: December 29th 2015 (Tue) Gates open at 1:30 pm / Event starts at 3:00 pm
December 31th 2015 (Thu) Gates open at 1:30 pm / Event starts at 3:00 pm
>What is your general opinion of Joe Rogan?
Generally a good good, maybe a bit too absorbed in the psychedelics and "we're all awesome man" stuff but I can understand he's got a lot of balls in the air and especially because he's in the Jew media which is a toxic environment and pulling him in the opposite direction to where he's going/wants to go (free expression).
>Who are your favorite podcast guests?
Edgey Brah
Schaub
Randall Carlson
Graham Handcock
Bill Birr
>Would you be sad if he didn't sign a new contract?
Nah, it would mean he could pursue what he wants and devote a lot more time (I'd imagine) to the podcast and just being Joe in general
>>64505738
The roo would spill yours guts and choke you out and tell all his mates how girly you sounded as you were dying in a pool of your own just bleed
>>64505738
Step up bitch nigga.
>>64505902
lmao look at those tiny wrists. can you say overcompensating???
>>64505913
>Crushed a steel bucket with those tiny wrists
>Your head
Top kek Americlapistan
post your face when a kangaroo is taller than you manlet.
>>64505902
>>64505913
>>64505929
Could you imagine getting kicked in the liver by one of those fuckers? Would you ever recover?
>>64505986
then the roo would jump on your back and choke you to death
damn nature u scary
>>64505902
I would crescent kick that rat in its ugly maw.
>>64505929
>no chest
>no delts
>obviously on tippy toes propped up by tail
>The average red kangaroo stands approximately 1.5 m (4.9 ft) tall to the top of the head in upright posture.
kek
>reds are the largest
>that's not even a red
when will they learn?
>>64506042
So... kangaroos are the Conor McGregors of the animal kingdom?
>Mousasi is fighting Thales Leites now
Man, the UFC sure doesn't want Mousasi to be in title contention, do they?
>>64506079
mousasi doesnt want himself in title contention cuz he cant string together any wins
>>64506092
He got memed on by Hall, and now he's slated to fight someone ranked lower than him. It's been a bad year for the Moose.
>>64503729
>What is your general opinion of Joe Rogan?
pseudo-intellectual meme master with a decent podcast and knowledge of mma
>Who are your favorite podcast guests?
JOEY MOTHER FUCKIN DIAZ
Shane Smith
>Would you be sad if he didn't sign a new contract?
Yes because he will just devote more time to muh comedy store despite the fact he's a Cathal Pendred tier comedian
>>64506218
>he's a Cathal Pendred tier comedian
Kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OzYp9yCic0
>>64506325
>let's get closer
just finished rewatching the McGregor Mendes fight and does anyone else think the fight was stopped too early? It was finished with 3 seconds left in the round, Chad didn't look like he was in much trouble, he was still conscious and defending himself. Am i missing something here? It would have been great to see them go at it for another round or two, sucks man.
https://youtu.be/ZkJJi5zIdaM?t=1m46s
>>64506566
Herb Dean strikes again
>>64506580
i hear ya. do you reckon any other ref would have stopped the fight or would've waited for the round to end? I would think waiting the 3 seconds to end the round would be the logical decision
>>64506566
everyone thinks that
Herb Dean is just a shitty ref and it was in the UFC's best interests for McG to win
>>64506623
fuckin politics man. yeah, i've seen the hate for herb and can see it's absolutely deserved in this case
>>64506566
Only 5 months late to the party m8
>>64506621
>do you reckon any other ref would have stopped the fight or would've waited for the round to end?
idk but see how Dean didn't stop the Weidman vs Rockhold match. It's painfully obvious who the ufc want as champions sometimes
>>64505331
Yep, it basically is her. No need for a biopic now.
>>64506566
Well, Mendes didn't get back to his feet for quite a while, and didn't complain at all to Herb when it was stopped.
Does that change your opinion?
Who /ROGANRIFFS/ here?
https://youtu.be/Z-AaWkWEfwg
>>64506777
The drugs are ruining him. He's gonna look like an alien by the end of 2016.
>>64506840
The drugs are helping to preserve him. His insides are in pristine condition. He'll outlive Goldie, Buffer, Dana, Frittata, the lot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CfFvtSUDA0
>>64506838
gotta admit Rogan got me hype
>>64504886
Holy shit
https://vine.co/v/iAemPzIWzvj
Who is the most emo UFC fighter?
i wonder if rogan feels like a retard for how many superlatives he's thrown at rousey in recent times only for her to be destroyed by a noobie.
>>64503729
>What is your general opinion of Joe Rogan?
Great color commentator and the best hype man in the business
>Who are your favorite podcast guests?
never listened to his pod cast
>Would you be sad if he didn't sign a new contract?
DEVESTATED
DON'T LEAVE JOE ROGAN
Stann and Helwani are a solid B team but it's just not the same without the Hogan and Goldie on the mic. I know he's burnt out but he's part of the family and sincerely hope he understands that the true fight fans want him around forever.
>>64507224
He's a very poor color commentator
>>64506325
who /ICANTLETYOUGETCLOSE/ here
>>64507306
Is Can't Let You Get Close a TUF meme?
I missed it ;_:
>I'm the Mike Tyson of the featherweight division
>>64506325
>getting taken down by a man wearing flip flops
>those cheap hues rabbit punching chael
what was the outcome of that fight?
>>64506566
>ufc
>not rigged
pick one
who /ubereem/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wKjP2Niu6o
>>64506325
>slow mo
>sounds like a lion orgy
nice
>>64504337
>Schaub
>Callen
>Ari
>Diaz
>Hinchcliff
>that other drug addict
all of Rogan's friend are insufferable pricks
>tfw no Francis Ngannou bull
>>64507516
RARE DESU FUUUUUUG
>>64507521
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the 'Seychellois Shitposter Era'!
>>64507521
it's isle of men/macedonia fag that comes here with new flags everytime
>>64507373
Did Gregor say that? What a joke, Tyson was a midget in the heavyweight division, Conor is a giant who cuts so much weights he looks like a zombie.
>>64507762
>Did Gregor say that?
>>64506566
chad was obviously done. herb told him to fight back and he stayed turtled like a bitch.
>>64505902
>posting that has been
>>64507762
mini mendes said that u casual
>>64507773
Oh Mendes said it. Yeah I guess that's true, he's a small guy with powerful hands.
>>64507762
>sweden in charge of being a fightfan
2 more days guys
>>64507803
what weightclass is this fight?
>>64504722
>>64507809
clitweight
>>64507809
205 lbs according to this: http://www.mmafighting.com/fight/5515/gabi-garcia-vs-lei-d-tapa
ronda vs manny or floyd who wins?
>>64507843
If Floyd or Manny were to train takedown defense they could clean out the featherweight division with their jab only. They are much better athletes than anything the UFC has to offer.
>>64507827
high test :)
>>64505902
>>64507779
if those kangaroos are so great why do they run from small dogs
>>64507854
Bloody hell Swede don't you get bored of this?
>>64506769
fair point, i guess it does a bit
>>64507809
""""fight""""
How many hours until RIZIN starts?
>>64507854
Manny would be a Bantamweight m8
>>64507870
HELLO AFRICA
>>64508052
He has been fighting at 66kg for a long time now, but yeah bantamweight would be better.
>>64507875
lol dumb fagit that roo dont even trane
What are some good bets for saturday lads?
>>64506838
>implying Cody Garbrandt won't get knocked the fuck out by John Lineker
>>64508113
poirer
>goofs thought that Aldo would be faster than the GOAT
>>64508113
I would bet Tumenov by KO, I also think that 1,72 is way too high of an odd for Lawler. I just don't see anyone finishing Lawler on the feet. If even Rory can't do it, who can?
Arlovski by KO can be a cheeky bet, Miocic has been finished in the past and is not really a hard hitter himself. Unless Andrei has a bad TDD all of a sudden, I think there is a change of a KO, but Miocic will have a higher output I assume.
>>64508164
timing beats speed
>>64505290
I thought it looked like Mayhem Miller
>>64508113
Sims to win by a finish
What happened to Junior Dos Santos?
>>64508214
He got figured out
>>64508213
nice proxy
>>64508214
>>64503729
i hate rogan
i'll only be disappointed if they replace him with someone worse
not that dominick cruz would replace rogan, but he was fucking unbearable i'll literally mute it before i listen to that midget again
>>64508214
Nothing. Overeem is just a better fighter.
>>64508322
>relaxed front-on view
>flexing back view
Thats hardly a fair comparison
will movement training help condit?
>>64508322
i thought he looked good in the fight hes still lean and ripped and has a better physique than overeem
>>64508354
He has been training movement before Conor tbqh
>>64508369
the left pic is him at the weighins vs overeem
doesnt look good, lean or ripped to me
Does Aldo deserve a rematch?
>>64508384
thats cos hes cutting weight he looked a lot different in the fight
>>64508531
Kind off
>>64508531
nah, he is done
>>64508531
he would have if it went 5 rounds and only lost by a little bit but not after a 13 seconko
>>64508214
His face man, his face gets cut when you only touch it, Cain really fucked him up. I bet he starts bleeding when his wife kisses him on the cheek.
>>64508531
Conor ruined his chin
He wouldn't last 10 seconds
![8aPGqIx[1].webm](https://i.imgur.com/yK02yeI.jpg "8aPGqIx[1].webm")
how do you guys think overeem feels now with his current state
![empire-sports-ufc-suspends-joe-rogan-marijuana-pot-brownies-mma-fight-dead[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kFlYjfe.jpg "empire-sports-ufc-suspends-joe-rogan-marijuana-pot-brownies-mma-fight-dead[1].jpg")
>>64504169
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQF3AwmMxRM
>>64508273
>hating on Cruz
They should have a casual filter /heem/
>>64508582
this desu
>>64506566
mendes was fully conscious and wasn't taking damage, shit stoppage
>>64508568
Bitch is ovulating so hard
>>64508531
Deserve? Most definitely.
Should Aldo take it? No.
He should recuperate and take an easier fight first.
>>64508531
No, UFC should stop handing everyone and their grandmothers a rematch. It wasn't a controversial decision, Aldo got knocked out clean, had a terrible gameplan and made a fool out of himself fighting once a year and showing up like this the one time that matters most. Beat up a can first, then go up against someone like Holloway, Charles or someone else ranked high. If he wins both, he should go for the title again. But I think that should happen to almost any champion. Lawler needed to do that, Cain should've done that, Ronda should do that, Weidman should skip the can and go against Jacaré. I just hate all these pointless rematches when the fight wasn't close.
>>64508599
cerrone was fully conscious and wasn't taking damage, shit stoppage
I don't know what's worse Cruz winning or losing and then having to listen to his midget voice
>>64508694
Why are only the murricans hating on Cruz?
#MissMarvelMonday
>>64508713
>flag banter
>>64508568
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wKjP2Niu6o
>>64508732
I'm generally curious. Do you dislike Cruz for Cruz, or because you like TJ more?
Ever since the fight was announced, a lot of you guys are hating him on an almost personal level.
>>64508694
The worst will be Cruz winning a close decision after a great fight, taking that gold strap from Dilly the Silly... and then being sidelined with some injury bologna again for a year+
>>64508531
I'd like to see him get a Chance At Redemption; but first let him display his greatness against another top 10er, and then he can get in queue for another bang with the inimitable Conor.
Similar to how Chad got whacked in the first Aldo fight, but he learned, banged out some unranked potatoes because Shelby has always given Chad extremely favourable matchups, and then he fought Aldo again and they had one of the best fights of that year.
>>64508680
The Cain rematch especially is some dumb shit. Absolutely disagree with that decision by the UFC.
who loves /feet/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5DB8Qk4WL4
>>64508214
he lost his confidence after the two losses to Cain, look at him in his fight with Miocic, he doesn't throw combos anymore, his accuracy was shit, he mostly threw jabs to the body and a shitty overhand right
While he never had an amazing boxing defense, he was way better at throwing different kinds of punches, combos and shit
>>64508971
That's kind of gross
>>64508979
One of Jack Slack's articles from his Bleacher Report tenure was about just how fantastic JDS's offensive boxing is. A good read, but painful knowing that we'll never see that Vintage JDS ever again...
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1647843-junior-dos-santos-mmas-finest-offensive-boxer
Fresh Dan Hardy + Unibet breakdown of Condit vs Lawler
https://youtu.be/xc7sXuzcB_o
wonder how many will still be champ this time next year
>>64509036
I only expect to see holly, Conor, and probably Rockhold retain next year.
#teamcejudo
>>64508773
He got some freak injuries, it's already uncommon to get a torn ACL, since it is not linked to bad training or something, but he got three of them, I can't recall an athlete who has had so many of these freak injuries. But yeah, he is still young, and mostly athletes who tear their ACL before their 30s recover extremely well. Most recent example is Paul George in the NBA. But I mean the chances are so extremely small he gets injured for a long time again, since injury proneness is not connected to ACL injuries or something. I've got good confidence he can come back and stay healthy. Surgeries are getting better by the year and Cruz seems smart enough to not do those weird training methods they like to do at AKA.
>>64508971
>Feetor Belfort
>>64508971
What the fuck am I watching?
>I read Jack Slack articles.
>>64508971
Why did he did this on live TV?
>>64509067
Well you've gone and given me hope now. Healthy Cruz, now and forever.
CHAMPIONS AT THE END OF 2016
>WSW
claudia
>WBW
holly
>FLW
DJ
>BW
dillashaw
>FW
conor
>LW
conor
>WW
woodley
>MW
weidman
>LHW
rumble
>HW
Jon jones
>>64509112
Which camp had a worse year, TAM or Nova Uniao?
>>64508767
i've never enjoyed watching him fight or his personality, don't care about tj
>the ultimate fighter still existing
will this ever be a real sport?
>>64509190
Nova Uniao by far, PEDerneiras is on suicide watch
>>64509322
he's still got claudia
>>64509162
>jon jones
>hw by end of 2016
How do you guys see Rory vs Lombard playing out?
>>64509318
It's gonna be a coed season right? We'll probably see full penetration if we're lucky and keep saying our prayers.
>>64509375
I want Rory to win so bad, but i don't know about that fight he had with Robbie.
That chin might be gone.
>>64509190
nova for sure
>erick silva onn losing streak
>glaudia didnt get JJ rematch
>huenan bara got slapped silly
>aldo ktfo 13sec
plus they look deflated since USADA, camp got accused and mocked because of PEDs
>>64509375
I see rory jabbing himself to a DEC win like he did with wooley
>>64509391
>full penetration
>can't even hear swear words
>>64509404
claudia looked huge for a SW at 190 desu, she must have be 135 pounds at fight time
>>64509162
>claudia
lmao
USADA is LITERALLY KILLING this fake sport
>>64508729
#MissManjawMonday
>>64509431
I'm hoping Rory does to old mate Showeather what he did to Tarec.
>>64509451
>desu
fuck this shit
>>64509482
Yeah, but fuck it.
People will get KO easier now, look at Aldinho
>>64509467
