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If Evander is found guilty and Patty gets away with it how mad will the SJWs be?
>>64499982
LE CBJ STILL SUCKS EDITION
I cry
>will evander be suspended?
REMINDER
>Last time Canada lost their tournament opener was 1998, that's also the last time Finland won the World Juniors at home
>butthawks
>>64500111
>reminders
Werensky is a beast and a goal scoring machine and a great defense man
>>64500111
REMINDER
>Last time Sweden lost a game in the group stage was 9 years ago.
>Last time Canada lost a game in the group stage was 1 day ago
>>64500111
>>Last time Canada lost their tournament opener was 1998, that's also the last time Finland won the World Juniors at home, season 98-99 was also the last season the best team in hockey won the stan lee cup
Xth for Canes
Who can stop us?
>Canautists BTFO in their own sport and will be binned by Finland
>like 7 posts early
>>64500237
the first round
>>64500184
Ready to get memed on tomorrow?
>>64500197
Faulk is legit desu. GG Canesfag, hope you guys turn it around soon
>>64500237
>tfw the jackets will finally Stop them
>>64500279
I know you are, but what am I?
>>64500237
Flash floods and tornadoes
>>64500197
>tfw no Faulk or Hanifin Dman on Bruins
Why even live.
>>64500197
>Only 7 points out of the playoffs
Please git gud, I don't want Bombston, Shittsburgh, or Publixfags in the playoffs
>>64500372
>mad
>at a fucking sandwich
>>64500352
Thanks for the elite blueline, fampai
Now to get some wingers who can score.
>>64500237
Anyone with a decent goaler
>>64500282
Yeah every time I catch a Canes game Faulk's a fucking beast
>>64500421
>That defense
>With Pulju on offense
Could be actually decent
>>64500495
So basically no one
>>64500541
how do I get a qt Finn bf?
>>64500601
>qt
>Finn
you don't
>>64499768
>solid 7
Edmonton is only a ten hour drive for me, you DTF?
>>64500508
I'm extremely biased, but I think Karlsson is the only defenseman who's been better than Faulk this year.
>The @DallasStars just finished a five-game stretch against MTL, MIN, CHI, and STL twice. They went 4-0-1, outscoring their opponents 21-7.
it can't be stopped
>>64500653
God damn you are fucking lonely aren't you
>>64500677
all of those teams are shit though, why is that impressive?
>>64500672
You think wild bill is a good defenseman?
>>64500677
>MTL
>MIN
>CHI (got shut out by the canes lel)
m8
>>64500712
Sorry erika who is a complete pussy
>>64500688
Yes, but it was a joke
Lighten up rapist dubs man
>>64500705
>Booty blast 4 playoff teams
>People still doubting the memes
>>64500726
>Shut out
Seabrook stole the shutout at the last second, senpai.
>>64500770
>Seabrook stole the shutout at the last second, senpai.
>>64500677
he's so fucking hot.
>>64500770
Blues are the only decent team on that list. Montreal won't even make the playoffs.
they're on our way back right?
Evader dindu nuffin
>>64500872
good boy, need a few mill a year more for dem programs
>>64500840
>Price comes back
>Montreal memes their way into a Wild card spot, overtaking Florida in the last couple of rounds
>Montreal then goes on to lose 4 straight games in the playoffs
>>64500909
>Price comes back
won't happen
>>64500913
He's not out forever.
>>64500969
They're trading for Scrivens once the trade freeze is over. He's dead senpai.
>>64501009
Why would they trade the only solid player on their team? They need him.
When is trade freeze over by the way?
>>64501042
They're trading Kassian for Scrivens not Price. But it means Price is out for longer than expected.
I think it ends tonight.
I wonder if Poile goes after johansen once the freeze is done.
>>64501072
>Kassian is only 24
how
WHAT THE FUCK FLYERS FUCKING GOD DAMMIT KILL ME NOW
THIS TEAM IS FUCKING SHIT HOLY FUCK HOW DO YOU LOSE TO THE FUCKING ANALSLIME KEKS?
I FUCKING HATE THIS TEAM FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK NOTHING A=EVER GOES RIGHT FOR THE FLYERS
GOD
FUCKING
DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
I HOPE NICK SCHULTZ DIES IN AN OLD NURSING HOME WHILE THE NEWEST EPISODE OF THE PRICE IS RIGHT ENDS AND THE SASSY BLACK TEACHER LOSES EVEN THOUGH HE WANTER HER TO WIN BECAUSE HE IS A KEK
FUCK GIRPOO AND HIS BULLSHIT THAT DUMB FUCKING CANADIAN CAN SHOVE ESCARGO UP HIS MOTHERS URINARY TRACT AS SHE SINGS "O CANADA"
VINNY LECAVLIER DIDN'T PLAY BUT EVERYTHING IS ALWAYS HIS FAULT THAT OLD CUNT IS PULLING A ROBBERY HE IS THE ONLY THING HOLDING THIS TEAM BACK FROM BEING SUCCESSFUL
LIFE IS PAIN
>>64500495
>goaler
Fuckin fag
>>64501147
>bust
>drugs
rip career
who will torts bench this week?
>>64501280
>Vinny literally cucking your team intentionally so he can ride the bench for a good chunk of your salary cap
truly one of the greatest men that has ever played
>both goalies have a shutout in the last 3 games
>top 10 in goals against per game
>#1 in goals for with a 20 goal difference between #1 and #2
>haven't given up more than 3 goals in a month
literally our year
>>64501425
Literally your year to Shork in the first round
>>64501104
The rumor is that he already called but they wanted Jones, Josi, or Weber
Thoughts?
You should be thanking Christ that the greatest left hander to have ever lived put on that patos Jersey.
>>64501716
>>>/mlb/
Jake Muzzin did nothing wrong
>>64501577
looks like another first round exit in the playoffs.
Panthers confirmed for the best team in Florida
>>64501716
>le meltdown in playoffs man
How fitting, that's exactly what the Sturrs will do
>post yfw canada gets memed on by based Denmark tomorrow morning
What went wrong?
>>64501280
Not as bad as the bluejackets without bobrovsky
>>64501947
>caring about teenagers
literally Finland tier gay
>>64501947
You played the USA, and they had werensky, the best defenseman prospect
>>64501835
>best team
>no cup
>no fans
>>64501979
>not caring about the second best hockey tournament to the olympics
>>64501989
>werensky
Why so many errors Tampon Gay casual?
>>64502016
>Olympics
>best anything
Olympics are a boring meme fest. I don't get how people watch that unironically
Teams most likely to be swept in the first round:
1.) Dallas
9001.) Everyone else
>>64502003
www.nhl.com/standings
btfo
>>64502032
eh fuck off, he's really good
>>64502071
>He still doesn't understand what he did wrong
m8 just look him up
>>64502061
>Stanley Cups 0
Btfo
>>64502105
It's werenski I'm not stupid
>>64502112
>muh past
Literally 1980/1993 tier response
>>64502016
Better than the Olympics tbqh, Olympics is just a bunch of pros on vacation having orgies with ski girls between games. They don't have the actual emotion that's present in teen hockey.
>>64502048
stay mad
>>64502120
>I-I was pretending to be retarded
>>64501947
You can't polish a turd son
>>64502051
Do people actually watch Stars games and really think: "yeah, this team is good"?
>>64501947
Way to many young guns on the team, should have kept some from the winning team last year.
Goaltending isn't good, synergy seems off, communication seems off too. It's the first game. Canada will be in the finals
>>64502135
>0 (zero) cups
>1993
Canadian sunrise snowbird on pooicide watch
>>64502166
I literally don't give a shit about the Olympics. I have never watched any Olympic event in any sport every.
>>64502167
why even screenshot that?
>>64502366
>didn't watch curling
it's comfy as fuck
>>64502254
Dallas fans do
>>64502254
I feel they pull wins out of their asses each night
Offensive juggernaut is all they have
Goaltending and traffic cone D will get them nowhere.
>>64502254
no
>>64502341
>at least 50% of /hoc/ wasn't even born the last time Canaduh won a cup
O I'm laffin
>>64502389
He's prob the catylin autist looking for the next meme to force
>>64502390
Isn't that the thing where they throw the circle down the ice and hit the area in front with brooms? I think I'll stick to hockey
>>64502389
He thought GP meant points Lel
>>64502366
>not watching luge
>not watching tobogganing
>not watching skiing up a hill/yeti hunting
you even sport?
>>64502458
I'm the guy that posted that, I know what gp is I just looked at the first number on wiki. It was a stupid mistake, but it's not really as meme worthy as you think it is
T R A D E S
R
A
D
E
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>>64502458
Mother fucking top Kek
You can only reply to this post if your team has an elite defenseman
>>64502543
Thanks mate
Feels good to have jack Johnson
>>64502571
>jack johnson
>elite
pick one
>>64502583
I can pick both mate
>>64502543
Reporting
>>64502543
Feels good having two
>McDonagh
>Klein
>>64502543
The rest of your team probably sucks dick though
>Tampon Gay
>>64502366
short track speed-skating, x cross and halfpipe snowboarding, skiing moguls, Jamaican bobsled in the winter. sailing, table tennis, polo, rugby, track and field in the summer. your missing out americunt check out Rio 2016 this year nigger faggot
>>64502630
That guy wasn't even from Florida
>>64499982
Kane (Evander) presumably slayed some underage snatch. That's my guess.
>>64502598
You forgot about wisnewski
>>64502543
>tfw generational talent that only comes once a century
>>64502712
>Mfw CBJ has 3 of those
Saad
Johansen
Bobrovsky
Feels good doesn't it
>>64502741
>any of those
>generational talents
I wouldn't be surprised if johansen ends up back on the bench
>>64502775
Please don't think this is a jackets fan, it's that false flagging Tampa guy
>>64502775
>implying a player can't be cold
M8 Bob is one of the best goalies In hockey and still young saad is a beast and Joey is just struggling right now
There were like 100 PIMS given out in tonights Bakersfield San Diego game. $11 bucks well spent
>>64502500
>I-I-it's not that bad
Top lele damage control man
>>64502799
nah i think the tampa guy switched over to exclusively shitposting about the stars
>>64502799
>Mfw I'm a CBJ fan and I posted those three names
Habs fans. What the fuck is gonna happen tonight/tomorrow? Who do you think is off the roster come new years?
Maybe nothing happens. MB is usually quiet so all these rumors getting out is kinda weird.
>>64502820
>this canacatlyn is that obsessed
top cuck
>>64502543
>there are teams who only have one
>>64502846
>what do you think is going to happen tomorrow
>>64502876
>He can't read stats
>He's a Cuban
>>64502543
>>64502895
We had 2, but now we have Rene bourque
Don't worry we still have 1
>2016
>not being a panthers fan
defend yourself
>>64502927
>this canacatlyn is trying this hard
>hes a Muslim
>>64502846
Kassian for Scrivens is the hot topic and it makes a lot of sense on paper.
I think there's more at play here, and I just hope it doesn't include Beau.
>>64502961
It's an exclusive fan club only for faggots, I'm already in the CBJ fan club
>>64502904
Oh well yeah. Habs won't beat Tampa. The games are usually a toss up when they're playing good for fuck sakes. Stamkos will probably score a hatty.
>>64502971
scrivens sucked ass in the AHL though 2 wins in 7 starts
>>64502993
idk im hoping for an exciting game. as much as >we talk shit to each other habs vs bolts games are some of my favorites. too bad price is still gone, id like to see how tampa looks against a complete team
>>64502971
I have faith MB isn't going to panic. Beau and Galchenyuks names should never come up. I'd be okay with Tinordi, Tokarski, Kassian and a pick for Scrivens Eberle and a pick. Something along those lines.
Kassian for Scrivens isn't gonna stop this ship from sinking.
>>64502970
>GP
>game points?
Maximum casual
>>64503042
Unfortunately they haven't been a complete team for awhile now. I'm hoping it's a good game but the last 10 have been tough to get through.
>>64503053
>things that werent even said
>canacatlyns
that desperation. shouldnt you be watching ahmed make love to your wife right now?
>>64502543
Two are bonafide, Hami will be soon enough
>>64503102
tampa is still using a ton of syracuse players so we aren't close to complete either. it might be a sloppy game but it should be good either way
>>64503049
hfboards tier
edm would be getting dicked
>>64503120
>can't even interpret basic statistics
Why do you even post here?
you can only reply if your team has less than 30 points
>>64503170
>cancatlyn still trying damage control his dumb meme
>you.. you should just leave
top lel, when does high school start again?
>>64503170
scrivens is fucking worthless and anyone giving more than a 5th round pick for him is getting robbed
>>64503188
There are teams that still have less than 30?
>>64503132
>Hamilton
He's a bitch nigga desu
>>64503238
Sadly the bluejackets have 29
>>64503170
Oh for sure. That's why I said something like that. MB has dicked a few so I wouldn't be surprised. But I don't see that 'exact' trade happening.
The roster freeze ends at midnight local time so it will still be a while if the trade is Edmonton and Montreal
>>64503240
Still salty? I'd be too brah
>>64503206
>gp
>goal points?
>>64503212
Eberle is more valuable than all those busts though
>>64503265
A little
He isn't a top 2 dman yet except he thinks he is.
He's got to much of an ego.
>>64503244
Torts explosion when
>>64503272
>plz leave :'(
>canacatlyns
>>64503301
It's because we lost Bob
>>64503311
Yea, that certainly hurts. the backup didn't look that bad actually, and to be fair bobrovsky was the reason the bjs had as bad of a start as they did
>tfw /hoc/ is worse than reddit and hdboards
>tfw you stopped frequenting this shithole and solely shitpost in gamethreads
iktf canacuck tripfags
pic related: puck bunny :^)
>>64503301
>gp
>goals put up?
>>64503311
He'll be back very soon just a groin injury, remember when he got him back last year we went on a 14-0-1 run
>>64503337
True but he was much better after Richards got fired, we also weren't scoring with richards
>>64503344
Cute bunny
>>64503349
>CC
>canacatlyns
>>64503373
>gp
>games with a point?
John Scott only has 9 GPs (Game Points)
Why would he be an NHL all star?
>>64503288
You bought that bombston media damage control?
He will be a top two D-man very soon, check out his numbers from the last 15 games. He has adjusted very nicely to CGY's systems and has started putted up points at a better pace than back in BOS
>>64503396
>asd
>autism spectrum disorders?
>>64503408
shitty leddit memes
>>64503349
>>64503396
>>64503408
>canacatlyn trying this hard
>pleaseee leaveee:(
>canacatlyns
>you will never be an autistic Canadian high schooler
Why live
>tfw crosby doesn't have as many game points as he did last year and it is ruining your hockey pool
>>64503414
>gp
>goal points?
>>64503413
Not saying he's bad.
But he wanted a shit ton of money from Boston which he hasn't earned YET.
>>64503498
>canacatlyn hockey players
Probably because hockey is no longer Canada's sport.
>this canacatlyn will literally cry when there are no Canadians in the top 5 of the draft this year
>>64503485
>you'll never make up stories about a party happening only to shit post all night
I miss high school too
>tfw you will never score the winning goal point in game 7 overtime
Feels bad la
>>64503518
>cc
>canacatlyns
>>64503550
>gp
>goals put in?
>>64503540
not with that attitude you wont.
>cad
Canadian autism disease
>tfw your cad is worthless
MARC
WHERE'S THE TRADE?
>>64503537
>tfw you'll never spend the entire weekend on 4chan bragging about all the cool parties you're going to
>canarabs will get btfo by based Denmark tomorrow
>>64503583
They can't trade with Edmonton for another two hours
>>64503560
>toc
>tranny obsessed canacatlyn
>>64503586
>tfw you'll never share your hockey house experiences in Alberta on a lebanese refugee application forum
>>64503524
I think he just wanted out, he signed a very reasonable contract in CGY that was reportedly only 250k per year more expensive than what BOS offered him.
Comes across as a soft spoken shy kid, could see why people thought he was stuck up in BOS. I'd imagine he looked out of place in the boisterous atmosphere of a dressing room with marchand and the like swinging their dicks around
>>64503618
Those are feels I don't want to feel. At least I can spend the best years of my life forcing autistic memes on an Ethiopian rice distribution application website
>>64503607
>gp
>goal pucks?
>>64501147
Drugs
So when do the good ol ontaria boys start their wjc games?
>>64503621
It seemed he actually liked it in Boston.
I think he just wants to be on a contending team.
I could see how he thought we wouldn't be.
>didn't even say the word (yet)
>americaitlyns are at maximum triggered capacity
WEW
E
W
>>64503665
4 for USA
2 for Canarabia
>>64503600
Pretty sure the freeze lifted at 12:01 EST across the league.
>>64503700
>canacatlyn full autismo that his meme got stolen
You really are a nation of cucks aren't you
>>64503727
It's local time
>>64503719
Canada absolutely annihilated
>>64503745
Stole their sport
Stole their trophy
Stole their players
Stealing their medals-in progress
Canarabs triggered as fuck desu
>>64503770
Why is Canada so cucked?
>mfw another Kane is getting charged with rape
>>64503805
just proves that he did it, cursed name tbqh
>Canada in charge of getting btfo
https://youtu.be/i8csm9K3fVU?t=217
rate this AHL fight I saw today /hoc/
>>64503824
>tfw you'll never be as happy as that pig
>>64503808
is Evander in Buffalo as well?
Any NHLers in Buff should not leave their homes. Clearly the women there are out for money
>>64503842
That would also have the added benefit of not being reminded as frequently that they live in Buffalo
>enter thread
>mfw Americaitlyns on gender reassignment watch already
>>64503842
>is Evander in Buffalo as well?
yes
>>64503952
>Canacatyn absolutely in tears his "meme" is being used against him
Don't you have some ebin high skool parties to go to? Maybe if you're lucky a cute girl will share her mikes hard with you :^)
>>64503952
>enter thread
>Canadians already have (sandy) vaginas so no need for surgery
>Canada in charge of getting rekt
>enter thread
>canarabs on suicide bombing watch
>remember the meme game earlier
>4-2
>realize canarabia no longer can claim the sport of ice hockey as their own
>>64504044
>the "country of hockey"
>>64504060
>spee trivia for $800
>since 1993 this """""""""""""""country of hockey"""""""""""""""" has failed to claim Lord Stan Lee's cup as their own
>>64504083
What is "Canada"
>1993
>>64504096
Correct, other acceptable answers include:
>canarabia
>chinknadia
>cucknadia
>subservient of the monarchy of the United kingdom
>America Jr
>New China
>New Syria
>Lysoland
And
>Stinky Smelly Frog territories
Jesus fuck canada don't all defend yourselves at once
>>64504139
America Jr. Is a good one.
>Canada is literally more obsessed with the US and US news than their own country
>blindly electing DUDE WEED man
>they're more informed about US presidential candidates
Jesus
Caitlyn really takes this place seriously, eh? He's having a meltdown
>>64504158
>Canada bullied off
I would almost feel bad if they didn't have this coming
>>64504163
Check literally any other place on the internet outside of hoc and Canadians are begging to be annexed by trump and claim that they are Americans in all but birthright
Kek at this one autist bantering with himself
The fact that you are even thinking about us is a victory to us.
>>64504175
They got bullied off the ice today too...er should I say 4-2
>>64504172
>Canacatlyn so buttblasted he can't even come up with good banter
Where were you? Sucking off the Muslim next door?
First three words that come to mind?
>>64504192
>The fact that you are even thinking about us is a victory to us.
Holy shit did you just inadvertently cuck yourself that badly? Are you that desperate for attention by the big stronk Americans?
>>64504218
>rags
>rags
>rags
>>64504221
Seriously? The worst thing Americans could do to Canada is to forget that we exist. It is our worst fear.
We can never forget about the elephant that sleeps to the south of us, but you can very easily forget about us. It scares us that you would stop loving us, senpai.
>>64504218
>>64504227
this tbqh
>>64504192
Proofs?????????
I'm sure all our screenshots would bytfo
We know you wouldn't use the claim that it's one person on multiple devices, as I recall you have received that yourself and said there is no way to prove it
>>64504246
>6 months later
>Caitlyn is still this mad
Let it go, man, you got out memed
I thought Canada and USA had a broship against Finland and Sweden? Why are we fighting?
>>64504244
Bantz aside I wouldn't feel compete without you my Canadian amigo
>>64504192
>victory to us
>admitting defeat in your own post
Lmao
>>64504265
>no proofs
Hey man you shoulda just gone the route of >>64504192
And admitted defeat
>>64504278
Memes. Just because we're banting here doesn't mean we aren't still bffs
>>64504218
shit team shit franchise
>>64504278
Just one really angry autist talking to himself f am.
No worries
>>64504278
Fuck Canada and Sweden
Binland is based as fuck, everyone knows this
>>64504322
Pham, stop being so upset about some gp memes
>>64504322
Binland are secretly a bunch of faggots. They talk shit about us all the time. Canada is our only true ally
>>64504321
You'd think after everyone destroying him over his shitty forced meme all summer, he woulda left or at least dropped the act
>>64504369
I think he's dug himself so deep he can't back out now
>>64504355
>secretly
>>64504422
Good point
>>>64498034
Is this the saddest(funniest) game thread in /hoc/ history?
>>64504438
Why don't either of these teams have fans? They're both not bad teams
>>64504450
Pens bandwagoners all ran off once it became apparent they wouldn't win shit and no one cares about Winnipeg.
But both teams actually are bad and will probably miss the playoffs.
Shit team
Shit fans
perkele
