ATL: Beat the Panther 20-13
CAR: $CAM BTFO BY LOSING THE FOOTBALL AND ATLANTA RECOVER THE BALL DURING THE LAST MINUTE OF THE 4TH QUARTER
NYJ:Brandon Marshall has two-touchdown afternoon
DET:Megatron comes alive for 6-77-1 against SF
BAL:Mallett leads Ravens to stunning Week 16 win
NE:Crazy mental error costs Pats in OT defeat
PIT:Ben Roethlisberger struggles in pivotal loss
KC:Chiefs win 9th straight, clinch playoff spot
IND:Frank Gore totals 95 yards, 2 TDs in victory
SEA:Doug Baldwin officially active versus Rams
NO:Ben Watson (knee) ready to go vs. Jaguars
NO:Drew Brees (foot) officially active vs.
NO:C.J. Spiller is healthy scratch vs. Jaguars
first for stoolers missing out on playoffs
Chiefs
STRIP SACK
T
R
I
P
S
A
C
K
Guys I'm starting to get cold feet on this catbowl thing
ayyy lmao
>tfw Ninkovich and Vollmer dead
I JUST WANT THIS FUCKING SEASON OVER. TAKE THE FUCKING OWL PANTHERS I DON'T EVEN WANT IT ANYMORE.
>>64492278
Our win was a fluke we have no chance at the playoffs and our team sucks
POP BOTTLES
Raiders beat roodypoos.
first for slater
only respond to this post if your team has beaten the patriots this season
i will take the starting quarterback position of the Washington Redskins from Kirk next year
>>64492363
shut up, faggot.
Our team was rekt by almost 80+ points in the last two game by them, and Atalanta STILL fucking won.
Who cares about our 1.23% playoff chance?
Patriots have near zero chance of reaching the owl at this rate. They look so beat up and I would expect any play-off tier team to breach their defense easily enough and they don't look strong enough offensively to withstand it.
>>64492396
>Brady leads the Patriots back
>still lose
at least the offense didn't cost the game this time
So the Vikings and the Seahawks have to lose out and we just need to beat the Aints and we're in? Go Rams!
>>64492363
see also
>ravens, lions, colts, bills, raiders, and soon giants
>>64492396
>based cox block will never gets his well deserve ring
same goes for the other defensive players
>>64492369
START WITH STRAIGHT SHOTS
>stoolers fans thought they were winning the division
>now about to get cucked out of the playoffs by the jest and a chiefs team that started 1-5
>>64492469
That only gives the Falcons a chance. It will go to strength of schedule. Basically, the teams the Falcons beat have to do God-like, and the Vikings victories will have to be shit-tier.
>>64492408
>MFW Kirk Cousins leads the Redskins on a cheeky playoff run and wins the Super Bowl
>your team if eliminated from playoff contention
>who you are rooting for in the playoffs
Ravens
Jets if they win next week or Cards
I am so fucking tired of all these god damn chiefs shitposters. Your team fucking sucks and will forever be a one and done meme team. Don't even get me started on your meme QB, that cocksucking faggot. All he can do is manage a god damn clock. Hell the state is so dumb they literally drafted a retarded nigger and as soon as he got injured the team started doing well. Kelce is a fucking faggot. Bowe is a fucking faggot. Maclin is a fucking faggot. The entire state is full of fucking faggots. METHED UP ORGY HAVING FAGGOTS. I can't wait to see who you retards go against in the playoffs just so I can start shitposting who is gonna mop the floor with you tomahawk chucking faggots.
>>64492645
Ravens
Panthers or Seahawks
>>64492562
>meanwhile on the bench
Id give all my loot to recruit the Coot to toot my QB, that would be a hoot.
>>64492645
>Raiders
>Jests and Skins
>>64492645
>iggles
Deadskins and Pats (For extreme shitposting)
>Meme Norman
Steelers can still make the playoffs if Denver loses both of these next 2 games and if KC wins. The beauty of this is that Denver would miss the playoffs and it would be the most glorious thing ever.
>>64492666
Nice trips
>For the first time in history the chiefs and royals are in the playoffs in the same year
>>64492732
that's a beautiful route jeez.
Alright so I finally understand this whole fiasco with the coin flip. Here is what happens.
Game goes to OT. Bellichick decides he wants to kick with the wind and informs the referee of this choice on the sideline before the coin flip. Bellichick tells Slater to kick the ball if they win the toss, because if New York wins they will obviously elect to receive.
Coin flip. Slater calls heads. It's heads. Referee remembers what Bellichick said and asks/suggests to Slater 'do you want to kick'. Slater says 'we want to kickoff that way' (pointing with the wind). Slater looks perfectly composed at this point, nothing is wrong.
Referee then fucks up and turns to the Jets player asking which way they want to receive, (possibly enticed by the visible confusion of the Jets players); but according to the rulebook, when a team elects to kick they also get to choose which goal to defend. When the Jets player selects the goal with the wind, Slater is visibly bewildered, and asks 'wait, don't we get to choose' meaning choose which goal to defend. The referee then covers his mistake by redirecting the question and making it seem like the confusion surrounds whether the Patriots want to actually kick or receive.
Basically the ref had a brain fart (which is common enough these days) and then refused to backtrack. You'll probably see a statement from Dan Blandino at some point to this effect.
>shittattle
they're shit again
>>64492645
>Cowboys
>Cardinals
https://twitter.com/NFLRT/status/681235034574077952
How is meme kelly treating you philly fans
>>64492835
>mfw Seattle and Minnesota lose out
>mfw Falcons will make it
IT'S HAPPENING BROS
>>64492645
Ravens
Chiefs for the meme shitposting, Jets for the well deserved years of mediocrity, and Cards for being a solid team all around
>>64492833
>WE
>WANNA
>KICKOFF
>DAT
>WAY
You lost to the stupidity of a nigger. Get over it.
>revis intercepts brady
>decker burns butler for game winning td
"W-ww-e dont need revis"
>all these favourites losing
What the literal fuck
>>64492904
>you in charge of reading comprehension
Slater wanted to kick with the wind. That was his choice.
>>64492915
revis was useless in the playoffs
>>64492915
I don't think anyone wouldn't want Revis, that niqqa just burns up the cap too much
>panthers get cuckolded
>everybody still memeing about the patriots
I don't understand...
>>64492833
WE WANT THE KICK
>turn on game
>it's a "defense shits the bed at the last second" episode
nostalgic as hell tbqh. Haven't seen that in awhile.
>>64492883
3/10 because I responded
>>64492962
watch the fucking video you daft cunt:
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000610216/article/bill-belichick-defends-pats-kicking-to-begin-overtime
>tfw don't give a fuck about the L cause I called it
Mayo wins again
Fuck the panthers
>>64492950
Did you expect any different?
The entire catalog was filled with anti-Pats threads in both their first losses this year.
And even now, when the Panthers have gone 14-1, there's still more talk about the Patriot's (hilarious) blunder
>>64492950
even though the panthers were undefeated no one actually respected them as a good team before this year, so no one's meming that hard when they lose
when the patriots lose, there's years of pent up frustration from some people that comes out
also even tho the panthers lost the patriots coincidentally lost in a ridiculous fashion at the same time
>>64492950
/nfl/ is Patriots general, not surprising
>>64492666
>Thinks Bowe is still on the Chiefs
Clearly you do not watch football, senpai
>>64492852
>tfw the one time I tried to dab I punched myself in the shoulder
I'm too white for this shit TBQH
>>64492833
>assume a bunch of stuff
>"H-hey guys! I figured it out! We got cheated!"
>>64492989
decker is elite, amendola is a scrub
logan ryan is brandon marshall's bitch
>>64492989
M-Mayo did it again, how do you do it? please tell me this season ends with an owl win right?
1. Patriots 13-3
2. Bengals 13-3
3. Chiefs 11-5
4. Texans 9-7
5. Jets 11-5
6. Steelers 10-6
1. Panthers 15-1
2. Cardinals 13-3
3. Packers 11-5
4. Redskins 9-7
5. Seahawks 11-5
6. Vikings 10-6
>>64492932
>You in charge of listening to his Ooga Booga jungle speak
He said, "WE WANNA KICKOFF DAT WAY"
Stupid nigger sounded like he wanted both.
>>64492915
yo SHUT UP KRABS
You acted like a bitch all week too, hope you feel ashamed m8.
What if the panthers win the rest of their games and end up 18-1? Would they be a meme or one of the greatest teams ever?
>>64492950
It's only because of all the patsfags going "w-we meant to lose on purpose"
>>64492666
>bowe
>chiefs
nice trips tho
>>64493029
Your first line is false
Your second line is correct
>>64493029
amendola wasn't even playing
healthy Edelman > Decker
>>64493047
>"w-we meant to lose on purpose"
I haven't seen anybody say that
>Have to hope the Bronkucks beat the Benglels
I'm starting to hear rumors of loins trading away megatron due to salary cap. How likely is it bros?
>>64493078
I have. Pats fans claim it's the genius plan of Bellichek to get the Stoolers out of the playoffs
>>64493029
Yknow what
That's true
>>64493030
It ends with a loss in the owl after half our starters die in the Divisional and AFCCG
>>64493113
Why we are playing against a cuckolded dolphins team next week
>>64493113
>primetime
shouldn't be too hard
If jets lose next week and Steelers win. Who makes the playoffs
>>64493113
No. In fact, you should hope the opposite.
So long as we win next week in Miami, even if the Bungholes win out, we get the #1 seed.
>>64493145
Steelers
>>64493133
got a link?
>PATS FAGS
LMAO
https://twitter.com/stoolpresidente/status/681240985439965184
mama, it happened again
>>64492833
>but according to the rulebook, when a team elects to kick they also get to choose which goal to defend
Thats not actually true though you retard
>>64492645
>dolphins
>anyone but jets, pats, and seahawks if they get in
>>64493142
Do you not remember last season when the Bengals beat the Broncos week 16 on Monday Night Football?
If the Jets beat the Patriots and the Raiders beat the Jets, therefore, the Raiders are better than the Patriots.
>>64493242
>last season
>>64493194
video doesnt work on waterfox or chrome...
>>64493245
transitive property doesn't work in football.
>>64493198
>those black uniforms with the red helmets
mirin'
>>64493245
>not having a head-to-head victory against the patriots and the jets
git gud senpai
HOW DID PALMER JUST THROW AN INTERCEPTION DIRECTLY TO A DEFENSIVE LINEMEN
Serious question: why does Tom Brady upset black people so much?
also hourly reminder that this is what the average Brady hater looks and thinks like
>>64493113
lol why
>>64493265
>Bengals can't win in Primetime
>Win last year and this year in primetime
Epic meme bro, the Chicken Parms suck
>>64493324
holy shit lol that guy is deluded as fuck
>>64493320
He supports Trump
>>64493299
>Eagles beat Jets and Patriots
>still don't make it to the playoffs
>>64493320
Because he's a successful white person.
LOOK AT MY DAB
>>64493367
But there are lots of those, even in the NFL. Why does Brady cause this inexplicable borderline chimp reflex in dindus?
>Rogdors
>>64493320
He suffers because the fans of his team are all insufferable cunts
The same happened with A-Rod and Cristiano Ronaldo
>>64493299
falcons and rams should just stick with the throwbacks, agreed
>tfw Pats fan rooting for the Chiefs to meme their way to the owl
this teams too banged up to not get beaten in the playoffs.
>>64493366
such is life in philly
>>64493407
well that person is a ravens fan so probably residual butthurt from last year
>>64493337
>1-2 in primetime this year
many keks
What happened to Rodgers? He looks so pedestrian this year? Was he really a Nelson babby?
>Tom Brady
>played like at best a top 15 QB this game
>exposed once again
>mfw people think this guy is GOAT because he was carried to rings in a team sport
>>64493415
Ronaldo was already hated at ManUtd though. Real fans are notorious cunts but people only hate United because they were so successful for so long.
>>64493471
Yes. He's not really that good. No one on this team is.
>>64493468
>y-your team lost in primetime
>the b-b-broncos never choke!
>>64493320
The same reason they hate Tebow and Gronk
They are alpha white men and they believe they have a monopoly public masculinity do to an inferiority complex put on them by their parents and public schooling.
They have literally never left the Democratic plantation.
also idk if anyone has noticed but the rams are up 16 points on the seahawks
>>64493531
>hating teboq
Bunch of degenerates.
>>64493415
this.
I wouldn't mind the patriots at all (perhaps even like) if their fans weren't so god damn pathetic and cancerous. But now its evolved to where Brady is also a piece of shit who whines to the refs every time something doesn't go his way.
If Brady and the "fans" leave the Patriots, I would have no issues with them
>>64493522
>the bengals win in primetime
>1-2 is considered an accomplishment when the only win came against the browns
>>64493486
>the Patriots lost because of Brady
last time I checked he tied the game and forced it into overtime and couldn't play because Bill wanted muh defense to win it.
Is Carson the MVP frontrunner now?
>>64493320
why does Tom Brady upset black people so much?
>mfw jest chiefs AFCCG
>>64493590
Yes.
>>64493589
>responding to Australia
>Fresh new Happy Holidays.png from Tennessee
Aw yeah
>>64493563
1 down, 3 more loses to go
>>64493511
Stop memeing Sneak. Really, what's wrong with him?
>>64493588
You know someone is scared when they bring up a primetime win record instead of talking about the game and how they are going to be blown out.
>Half of the patriots out
>Belichick hires kids from the local high school football team to play O-line
>STILL takes the jets to OT to win against team cripple
>jets fans are proud of this
>>64493617
I would not complain.
>>64493623
silly me, I wasn't looking at the flag. Forgot those dingo fuckers leech onto this board and stir up trouble. Poor form on my part.
Brock or AJ?
Which QB will suck less on MNF?
>>64493632
He's not good. No one on this team is good. There's a few pretty good players and a bunch of scrubs who use flukeiness and refball to win games.
>>64493687
this is literally the Jets owl. Let them have this.
>>64493687
>Making excuses in football
Let me guess. You cry in baseball?
>>64493626
where
>packers shutout
>tfw Vic "Elite" Beasley had the game winning sack/fumble
Ever since SB 45 Roethlisberger has turned from a winning QB to a statbabby.
Now I know how Chargers fans feel.
how bout them jets
>>64493471
He's nothing more than a better Manziel.
>>64493778
And you didn't even have to shove a football up your ass. Isn't that wonderful?
>>64492645
>lions
Hoping a Brady win over $cam newshit race war super bowl
>>64493033
I could see this habbening.
is there a website where i can see where my team will draft depending on everyone else's record?
>>64493794
we really out here my nigga
>>64493792
Charger fans don't know what an owl win feels like though
>>64493794
how about that Pats defense handed the game to you in OT?
should of kept Revis, Logan Ryan is a fucking scrub and Malcom Butler is mediocre at best
>>64493888
relax m8, we obviously threw that game
>>64493888
>should of
opinion discarded
Is Smeth elite?
>>64493911
>Pats fans actually think this
no, they fucking lost. If they wanted to throw the game they wouldn't of even had Brady and the other starters play.
>>64493935
>this flag
>this subject
opinon discarded
>>64493142
>primetime
this is a Andy Dalton meme and AD isn't playing
long as McCarron plays average to above average the bungles will win.
>>64493960
He can't make it too obvious, though electing to kick in OT is bretty obvious.
I'm not as doom and gloom about the Steelers chances, though. I think there's still a good chance either Jets lose next week, and/or the Broncos lose tomorrow and next week.
>>64494027
>He can't make it too obvious
why not?
>>64493982
>make one of the most retarded language mistakes
>get called out by a 3rd world foreigner
>t-this f-flag
>>64493960
obviously it has to be somewhat convincing you stupid kuck
Stafford is actually having a pretty good season. Ever since Lombardi was fired he's been a top ten in the league. Hopefully they keep Cooter.
>>64493765
http://i.imgur.com/A0CRPGn.jpg
>>64492645
>Eagles
>Cardinals, Chiefs
>>64494027
>He can't make it too obvious
There is no rule against resting your starters and playing your backups (in our case, our 32nd stringers)
>>64494063
>evading a word filter that doesn't exist anymore
top cuck
>>64494063
No it fucking doesn't, what kind of mental gymnastics are you doing?
>>64494027
>He can't make it too obvious
>implying resting starters is cheating
stop talking now.
Ayy NFL if you want to see how crazy chief fans really are take a look at this thread
>>64489802
>>64489802
>>64489802
>>64489802
>>64489802
>>64494066
And megatron. Those salary cap trade rumors scare me. Cooter had been bretty gud.
David Johnson > LeVeon Bell
It's not even close anymore.
PATS FANS BTFO
>https://twitter.com/stoolpresidente/status/681249510157336576
>Packers are down 24-0
What the fuck?
>>64494200
kek he went down like a bitch
>>64493888
cause they could have totally kept Revis, who only came for a one year one owl deal.
>>64494200
>implying drunk irish guys can beat drunk italian guys
love how they all gang up on him like a bunch of niggers when he's down. and people try to tell me Italians are white
>>64494192
Mike O'Hara says there is an 8% chance Calvin is traded and a 0% chance Stafford is traded. Id agree about Stafford but with Calvin saying "I dont know" when asked if this would be his last home game I got a feeling Johnson could be on his way out.
>>64494047
>>64494097
>>64494145
He had no reason to throw the game until he saw the Steelers were definitely losing, which happened shortly before the coin toss. Jets weren't making the playoffs with a Steelers win, and he would still want that 1 seed.
Who /BestRecordInTheNFL/ here?
meanwhile drew brees has quietly thrown for 300 yards and 3 TDs again
if he exploded in the last game he could reach 5000 yards again even though he's missed two games
Hey guys
GUYS
Look at this
Is bb still a meme poster?
>captcha: lake sara
>Long time special teams coach retires
>All the seasons losses come from special teams gaffes
Considering the injuries and FA departures, I'm a bit surprised NE still has a chance of having a better record than last season's 12-4
is Aaron Rodgers still really really elite?
Ebin job on the packers schedule nfl
>@ Cardinals
>vs Vikings
>vs Vikings
>@ Cardinals
>>64494237
>sneak downplays cardinals all year
>gets btfo
Faggot cursed us.
>>64494364
All tripfags are meme posters
>>64494364
How does he keep doing it
>>64494365
>defensive minded coach
>defense losses the game
>it's apparently apart of his "plan" to lose
the fucking mental gymnastics with this man is insane
>>64493452
>tony g
pls dont make me feel these feels again ;_;
>mfw live in Wisconsin and go to UW
>mfw not a packer fan
>mfw on break
I really wish I could see their reactions to the Packers season crumbling.
THANK YOU BASED ALEX SMITH
after this season, no one has the right to say the NFL is predictable
>>64494419
Nah, the packers know the game is meaningless. They're saving their secret strats for the divisional game in Arizona :^)
>other pats fans trying to spin the OT loss as if it was all part of BB's grand fucking master scheme
Jesus Christ guys, he's human. He makes mistakes. It's ok to admit he made the wrong call on the OT kick.
Like seriously, you sound ridiculous.
He's still the greatest coach of all time.
11 head coaches are most likely out at the end of the season
1 - nyg tom coughlin
2 - mia dan campbell
3 - ind chuck pagano
4 - no sean payton
5 - cle mike pettine
6 - ten mike mularkey
7 - dal jason garrett
8 - bal john harbaugh
9 - phi chip kelly
10 - sf jim tomsula
11 - gb mike mccarthy (if they don't go deep in the post season)
>>64494364
That facial expression when I hate him but he let us beat the meme nigger
t-thanks bb
>puckers
welp, no point in watching the Packers right now
>>64494572
Lions are getting a new GM in the offseason which makes me think Caldwell will be out even if they finish 7-9.
Is there any doubt that the Cardinals are the best team in the NFL? I hope we can beat the Panthers next week and give Arizona the #1 seed.
>>64494572
>coughlin on the hot seat
might as well give the giants next year's sb already
>Puckers
Not even the refs can save you this time
>>64494364
>mfw bb was right again
>>64494567
>coaching loses us 3 games
>how dare you criticize him
We /packers/ now
>>64494572
I can 200% guarantee harbaugh won't be fired
>32-0
TOP LEL
Is this the worst blowout as a starter for Rodgers?
>>64494540
>secret strat is to not suck
>>64494572
I can about 500% garuantee that if Mike McCarthy goes 1 and done he'll still get a promotion.
Arizona is the best team in the NFL right now
prove me wrong, faggots
>>64494572
>8 - bal john harbaugh
nigga no one fires a SB winning coach after one bad year.
Bengals are da bomb
Steelers suck ass lmao
>14-1
>>64494699
>implying the packers care about their coach
they always throw him under the bus
>>64494364
The fucking madman does it again
Has any /sp/ poster predicted the impossible as much as >he?
just call the fucking game, please
>>64494774
Isn't Schula's son the OC for the Panthers?
>>64494200
classic nigger tactic, random guy coming in with the blindside
>it's another "Packers play great team on the road and get absolutely BTFO" game
Getting real tired of this shit
put a fork in us
>>64494774
I wonder if he feels bad making fun of his son
>>64494572
>tomlin not on this list
>>64494364
Thank you based belichick
Brb making thread for this
>>64494701
>>64494749
i read it will be a mutual parting, harbaugh doesn't want to be there
>>64494774
kind of pathetic 2bh, football was basically just a meme sport back then
>>64494840
fuck no, I'm sure football players can handle the bantz
>>64494826
Ye
Fuck that nigga
>>64494840
See above
>>64494774
w-we're still the only team to have a perfect 16-0 regular season.
n-no i'm trying to hold back tears thinking about what could of been
>>64493455
Our O-line and HBs are the only things going to be injured come playoffs desu, if Brady plays like he was in the beginning of the season we won't need an O-line
>>64492396
J
E
T
S
>>64494892
DESU it doesn't even bother me anymore, I just wanted Brady to get a 4th ring and he finally has one.
5th would be the epitome of football joy desu
>>64494774
Is a very good record, I know
>>64493455
The Chiefs gave us Smeth magic that turned the Pats super saiyan and allowed them to win the Owl last year.
It's time for us to repay the favor. You have our blessing, Smeth
>>64494151
I think they're the worst fans around here
Would Donald Trump be a good team president? Presidents really just handle the financial/business side to the franchise. GM's are responsible for all coaching/player decisions.
>>64494932
LMAO PANTHERS FAGS TRYING TO SOUND HUMBLE NOW
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU FAGGOT
>14-1
>14-1
>14-1
>>64494756
You ready to watch your team get humiliated on national television tomorrow night?
>>64494960
Probably not. He ran the USFL into the ground.
>Rodgers gets his helmet brushed
>Flag
Name a more babied QB in the NFL
>>64494304
>8%
I know it's subjective, and that's still pretty low, but since it's the Lions I can't help but be worried. He clearly wasn't the issue this year, it was the fucking abysmal offensive line. Dropping him WI not solve our problems.
>>64494932
so is 18-1. Now shut up and take the banter.
>>64494450
i wouldn't know anymore, i've had forced anonymous for years. did wonders for my stress levels.
>>64494774
>>64494892
>>64494840
>>64494826
That was before the game you dumb nigger, look at the time/date.
He was supporting him.
>>64494978
sorry about vollmer
>>64495037
Not when that 1 loss was the super bowl lmao
>>64495061
I know, but it's a good meme
>>64495064
Couldn't you have won without taking any more of our guys?
Rude desu
>>64495095
>14-1 will never not happen
>>64494932
Congrats on the loss senpai.
>>64495035
Yeah but he's expensive as fuck. Letting him go could free up tons of cap and make it easier on us for Free Agency and signing Levy to a longterm deal.
Now who is the media meme darling team?
>>64495031
obvious bait but I'll still say if anyone read this and didn't instantly think Brady then they're a retard
>>64495031
Cant remember where I saw it but Rodgers actually does call for a flag more than any other QB in the NFL.
>>64495153
Probably Seattle.
>>64495149
no fuck off. fuck you and fuck tripfags.
>>64495137
But is that worth no megatron? He could've left long ago, but he made it clear he wants to stay.
So, after today, is anybody here still gonna try to convince me that Ben is a Hall of Famer?
Anybody? No? Okay then.
>>64495266
RINGS MOTHER FUCKER.
>>64494572
Lol McCarthy is here forever
>>64495164
not that guy but actually thought rodgers tbqh with you senpai
>>64495266
People here try to say that eli is a HoF. It's completely retarded
Remember that I saw all this coming the moment Jordy went down.
>>64495153
Seattle.
>>64495453
>sneak
>>64495453
>tfw no all-California owl with Brady and Rodgers