On now: Wade vs Wez Newton
Up Next: MVG vs D. Webster
>de gay
>le 100-120 finish man
>le 100 to 120 checkout man
Thank you based OP
Based you thanks OP
Will Wez even get a leg?
More than any other event in darts, I want Barney to win it all at the Worlds again.Good win there but I don't think he's up to it this year, unfortunately.
>le lean and throw into 5 man
Three to go, James.
>>64488610
I hope not.
Reminder that you should be betting for an MVG 110+ average.
http://www.blackpoolgazette.co.uk/what-s-on/going-out/darts-ace-in-zoo-discount-blast-1-5847027
>>64488619
Alcinas pls
>This average
>Le free zoo tickets man
>>64488717
How he even in the 2nd round
>>64488638
Knowing our luck, Wade will flip and Wez will go through with a 62 average
>>64488663
What a thick cunt
>>64488717
>only person who has done worse in Round 2 was Rapid Ricky
>wezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>first 3 darts
>60
lel
Will Smith win it all?
>Jack Whitehall appears on screen and nobody cares
Dion slumming it
>>64488917
Cristo's average was 87 in the end.
That must have meant he averaged well under 70 after that.
No wonder he lost.
Wes Newton was unironically in the PDC 'Premier' League for 2 years running.
Shows just how shit the PDC 'product' is.
Roll on the Lakeside, the home of World Darts.
>Check Out Percentage
>... ...
Always nice
>>64489168
>Wes Newton was unironically in the PDC 'Premier' League for 2 years running.
>implying any fucker knows how that happened
>5 legs in
>0 attempts at doubles
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Best start dumping Wez images before they go into storage for another year
>>64489168
t. Wolfie
>>64489168
Wolfie waltzed into the Grand Slam for a laugh and nearly won it. The PDC is a joke.
OHNE HOLLAND FAHREN WIR ZUR WM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>64489287
>and nearly won it.
Wolfie pls
>all those total shit attempts at doubles
>Wezzzz
RIP your career
>>64489287
>nearly won it
>>64489316
Was meinst du mein freund?
>>64489316
Why now tho?
>>64489316
When are the Germans playing this second round?
>>64489306
Best get your autism checked out by a doctor m8
>>64489240
>muh strength in depth
Try telling that to the likes of Adams, Hankey, Phillips, Mitchell, Harms, Durrant, Robson, Montgomery, Razma, Waites, Fitton, O'Shea...
>sports
>>>/tg/
Need Wes to get the lowest average but Rapid Ricky made it difficult
>>64489306
like clockwork
>Av It
>match.com lesbians
[dads quietly lowering their newspapers intensifies]
>>64489412
needlethrow is no sport.
![WesNewtonPaulNicholsonEuropeanMasters_2923488[1].jpg_20130402110930.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/o9mgcUS.jpg "WesNewtonPaulNicholsonEuropeanMasters_2923488[1].jpg_20130402110930.jpg")
>we are seeing the demise of one of the most boring players in the PDC and one of the most mentally fucked players in the PDC
Rest in peace Zoo Man and CIA Man.
>>64489609
Goschn
>>64489504
>keep going
Doesn't that mean you should've started in the first place?
>>64489609
Go on then
Sunday 3rd January 2016
>1300h: Scott Mitchell vs Caldwell/Soutar
>1415h: Peter Sajwani vs Vladimir Andersen
>1530h: Fallon Sherrock vs Ann-Louise Peters
>1600h: David Cameron vs Ted Hankey
Sajwani, Fallon, Hankey.
Tony green and vassos on comms.
Im ready.
>>64489612
I'm glad Wez is gone but at least Nicho provided for some great entertainment.
>>64489612
>when Nicholson attempted to get over with his "bad boy of darts" gimmick, but never stayed in a tournament long enough for it to stick
Newton is pretty sad to watch
>>64489819
>tony green
WHY WON'T HE DIE
>>64489864
>CAN'T WAKE UP
>>64489841
>get eliminated
>have breakdown
>"I'll come back stronger"
>repeat
Cringing.
P I T Y
L E G
>>64489504
Not watching, how is he still at no doubles?
Newton so embarrassing
Comeback's on.
The wire at the double 8 is broken?
Wow, he won a leg.Even then Wade had to choke horrifically.
>wade taking too much valium at the break
hopefully newton will drop off completely, this is pretty embarrasing to watch from lean man.
>Newton winning a set so we can have a 3rd conmercial break
>>64488806
Oh god what have I done
Wez can't even hype up the crowd after a 180 properly.
>5
GJGE Wade
>5
>3
STOP TAKING LESSONS FROM ZOO MAN JAMES
>MORE AWFUL DOUBLE ATTEMPTS
LEL
This is painful to watch.
I want this game to end
>>64490344
Newton wants his life to end.
>82 average
>7% at doubles
>This is the 2nd round of the World Championship
>>64490383
Thanks, Cristo.
Spic jobber.
>coming next in the screen for 2 minutes
DONT WORRY GUISE NEXT MATCH GON BE GOOD
poor Newton
Go on James finish him off, he's a mug.
For the second time this tournament, we are seeing the dismantling of someone who was once a top 8 player.
The pain days of Hamilton and Newton look like they'll be over very soon.
Lads, I'm 24 next month and I just bought a dart board.Can I still make it?
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me guys.
>newton with a break of throw
>180 next three darts
GO AWAY
FOR FUCK'S SAKE GO AWAY
>>64490585
21 and bought one too, same question
>>64490585
Easily. Grandpas play this sport professionally.
I want to tell Wes that it's okay to fail sometimes and that I'm rooting for him
>Wade not clapping for Newton winning a leg
Opportunity gone to waste.
cumback
>>64490585
Bobby George didn't start playing until he was 30.
>300 180's
Dubs and MVG gets a 9 darter
>>64490715
He'll miss 4 on double 12.
>>64490715
trips and taylorwinslol
>>64490637
>>64490664
I really just want to be a meme player that you only see at the Worlds, so I can come out to Death Grips and create my own gimmicks.
>>64490796
>implying Bazza will let you come out to DG
Here comes the pity/commercial-set
>>64490760
>that attempt at D20
>Av It
>muh radar
THE WARRIOR IS DEAD
HALLE-FUCKING-LUJAH
Finally over
>this utter collapse
>Zooms in for double to win the set
>Dart not even on screen
Nicely done, Wez
BEST MVG MONTAGE
>I ONLY UNDERSHTAND VICTORY
Anyone else laugh out loud at the d20 attempt?
http://live.dartsdata.com/MatchView.aspx?MatchId=130920
>85 average
>17% checkout rate
Shameful.
>>64490796
>meme player
Lel, get wobbledarts and use darude - sandstorm as your entrance song.
>>64490987
Yes
>>64490987
lolled out loud desu
>>64490987
I genuinely did.And then I felt pretty bad about it.
>"I'll come under the radar and keep going"
>>64490987
Yep.
Sums up his 2015.
>>64491071
He'll need a radar to find that dart at D20
>>64491071
lel
When was the best year of his life?2009 maybe?
![2014Jul20114523_72902758[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Dc2KW9w.jpg "2014Jul20114523_72902758[1].jpg")
>making taylor look giant
>midget webster
Someones in for a whoopin'
>demolition man
I actually felt sorry for Wezzz there
>this MVG interview
N O F E A R
Would darts players be the perfect assassins? Everyone would assume they're just some fat drunkard, but they hit someone in the neck with a dart from 20 yards out
>>64491071
rofl m8 you got me with that one
>>64491420
Dont give Nicholson any ideas m8
>>64491464
Michael wants to destroy D Webster because of some interviews Webster gave in England? Anyone knows what hes talking about?
>>64491420
I just Googled who the Assassin is in darts and found this embarrassing video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0u0Eis-2oXM
>this cringeworthy as fuck withdrawal
>>64491500
Could be this: http://www.edp24.co.uk/sport/darren_webster_ready_to_unleash_his_full_arsenal_against_michael_van_gerwen_1_4360088
>“I was really pleased to get through. There are plenty of nerves in the first round as you know one of you is going to have a nice Christmas and the other person isn’t. I could enjoy my Christmas and start preparing myself for Michael van Gerwen. I can’t try and get ready to bring my A-game, I’ve got to bring it to stand a chance. Forget what happened to me or Michael in the first round, it’s all about what happens on the day. I wasn’t good, compared to how I have been playing, against John so I’ve got plenty more ammo left for Sunday.”
he was utter shit against hendo so it'll be interesting if he actually improves
Lel they just showed the wrong Webster at the dutch commentary.
>>64491527
THAT was gold never forget
>being smaller than the walk-on girl
>midget webster
>>64491579
LAKESIDE IS THE HOME OF WORLD DARTS
>>64491579
ur killin me m8
these meme songs every fucking time kek
>webster wearing a shirt that slightly resembles the german flag
WHAT IS HE TRYING TO DO
MVG's girlfriend looks like a budget Barbara Palvin.Not bad.
I think MVG is getting fatter
>>64491627
Daniella is 5'7 as well lel
>>64491579
Lakeside is the home of world darts.
Is MVG the John Cena of Darts?
>>64491703
And Leon's getting laaaaarger
>>64491527
Just play with your wrong hand, what do you have to lose
>Midget Webster already suffering from Newtonitis
When I first heard Darren Webster talk, I had to record my voice to check if I sounded that bad, being from Norwich and all.Horrible feeling hearing him talk, wondering if that's what people hear when I talk.
>>64491783
lel
>>64491574
He sure is bringing his a-game atm lel
>144 left
>miss first dart
OH YOU
>van Gerkin
>>64491752
Yes and Phil is Hulk.
>missing T20 instead
You're doing this on purpose you shiny headed autist
Are they singing "Ohne Holland fahren wir zur EM"?
http://live.dartsdata.com/MatchView.aspx?MatchId=130910
>109.98 average
CHOO
CHOO
MOTHERFUCKER
Is darts carnival for the english?
I went to the toilet come back and its adverts, what happened?
>>64491925
>no darts on double
>77 average
Newton would be proud
>>64491974
autism
Carly from Coral would get the d.
>>64491956
The PDC is, that's exactly how Barry wants it to be.And Eddie is trying to do the same with boxing.
>>64492026
>she will never tell you to get your "mobile" out
https://twitter.com/search?q=%22Wes%20Newton%22&src=tren
>It's actually an insult to a pub player to compare him to Wes Newton
>#pdcdarts xmas quiz , what's difference between Wes Newton and a pub player ? A pub player doesn't lean to right when he's throwing
>If you put £10 on Wes Newton beating James wade, you lose £10 #WorldDartsChampionship
>Watching the darts and this Wes Newton couldn't beat an egg. He's the worse darts player I've seen.
>Wes Newton trending for being absolutely awful
IT GETS WORSE FOR ZOO MAN
>>64491974
Van Gerwen being Van Gerwen
>>64489316
helmut pls
we know it's bad
>121 on the bull
THIS
IS
AUTISM
>>64492087
I forgot about this account;
https://twitter.com/NoRodHarrington/status/681221589749358593
THIS IS AUTISM
my dick
Who's going to stop him lads?
Big finishhhh
THAT 136
LUDICROUS
ABSOLUTELY LUDICROUS
>>64492143
>This 136 checkout
>Mensur tomorrow
yey
hes had his little run
>Demolition Manlet
>>64492193
No-one
>Taylorwinslol is finally over
Autismwinslol has begun
what does mvg say every time he wins?
looks like boahboah to me
https://audioboom.com/boos/3997857-william-hill-world-championship-newton-round-2
>MUH SHOULDER
Maybe think about fixing your throw, Zoo Man.
>>64492272
kanker
>>64492264
The year he had has been unreal.
>>64492272
Allahu akbar, to scare his opponents.
Wee Rabbie was the only one who could have beaten him if he went on one of his biannual no-breaks-on-the-rape-train runs but he used that up at the Grand Prix.
>>64492272
kanker
>>64492385
And used it up so much he failed to get past the first round of two of the past three ranking majors.
Well done, Wee Rab.
>1
Oh dear
>Chewing on flights
wew lad
>D20 needed
>miss
>miss
>1
>manlets
>>64492415
It's like when Goku does his spirit bomb, it's going to take some time to recover.
>"thats a nice marker"
>Spoons it above the marker
>then hits 1
>>64492454
>implying he can reach D20
Poor Webster
do irrelevant countries like me ever host world championships?
>since MVG lost to Gando at the Worlds back in January, he has won 33/34 TV ranking games
JESUS CHRIST
Mister The Offspring, what exactly is it that you do around here?
>>64492528
Huh wow
>>64492506
This might help: http://www.magyardarts.hu/
>>64492506
It only takes place at Alexandra's Palace in London.
>>64492528
autism does not forgive
autism does not forget
>110 average
>stop, he's already dead
>>64492528
lost the two most important tournaments
choker
>>64492506
They do events in loads of countries. Tends to be in Germany or Holland on the continent though
Worlds are always in London
>that 160
I'm just laughing uncontrollably now.
Un.
Real.
DAT 160
PURE AUTISM
OH MY FUCKING GOD
Masterclass
THE AUTISM RAPE TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES
DAT FINISH
>Demolition Man
>Gets destroyed
>>64492634
>>64492579
>>64492577
thanks family
>111.11
CHECK THEM
Local man wins everything
160 is relatively easy
>michael stahp
>111.11
>autism
>>64492689
go away Michael
>Manlet comeback when?
>this performance
Who is the tallest darts player?
I don't want to see Barney get utterly fucked by MVG
>>64492781
VDV I would say
literally a savant
It's over. CUBE was the only one who could stop him, and once Michael beat CUBE the tournament was decided...
>look after me
MVG will choke against barney or in the semi-finals
I can't stand to hear him talk
>>64492821
>CUBE was a Barry plant designed to fix the tournament for Taylel
>laying in bed
>2-0 mcg
>nod off
>wake up
>match is over
dafuq
AUTISM SPEAKS
See you tomorrow, /180/.
>>64492928
Good night
>>64492928
Will Lewis win a third world championship at some point?I'm not sure he will desu, hasn't looked his best for a few years now anyway.
Tomorrow looks like this
Evening session looks uninspiring. Highlight is Mensur
>>64492995
>taylel vs painter the pocketman
And that D4 concludes a phenomenal day of darts.
The key figures from the MVG match: 4-0 victory, 109.23 3-point average, 66.67% finishing, highest checkout: 160.
Literally nobody can stop this. Nobody. He made Midget Webster's respectable 95 average look like a prelim jobber averaging 70. René Eidams: WHY DID YOU DO THAT LAST FRIDAY? WHY? DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PUSH AUTISM?
Earlier tonight, we had a cracker as Barney and Bunt Man fought out another beautiful battle that was tight and tense with clutch outshots all over the place. Sadly, Bunt fell again at the final hurdle, his scoring vanishing in the deciding leg of the seventh set as Barney went on to be the one who will try and halt the unstoppable green juggernaut.
For one player trying to make a name in the PDC in Bunting, we may have seen the last TV showing of someone who was a PDC "name". Going down 4-0 to James Wade - with an 85 average and 17% on doubles - will be a pathetic conclusion to Wes Newton's major presence if, as most people expect, he will have another terrible year. For someone with such a pronounced lean and a pull on his darts, it's a throwing style that he will have to refine if he wants to get back to the heady heights of 8th in the world. Or maybe he should keep doing it and fuck off for good.
Earlier today, there were no surprises as Michael Smith, Benito van de Pas and Vincent van der Voort all got through their matches with relative ease.
We have another second round double session tomorrow, with these six fixtures:
>Afternoon Session (1pm-5pm)
Alan Norris v Joe Murnan
Terry Jenkins v Mark Webster
David Pallett v Mensur Suljovic
>Evening Session (7.30pm-11.30pm)
Adrian Lewis v Andrew Gilding
Peter Wright v Ronny Huybrechts
Phil Taylor v Kevin Painter
See you then.
dutch strong
