San Francisco 49ers 4-10 @ Detroit Lions 5-9
Dec 27, 1:00pm FOX
Team season stats
49ers vs Lions
14.4 POINTS PER GAME 21.6
291.4 YARDS PER GAME 344.8 (Rank 20th)
24.2 OPP POINTS PER GAME 25.9
390.3 OPP YARDS PER GAME 352.1 (Rank #18)
12.0 TAKE AWAYS 14.0
15.0 GIVE AWAYS 24.0
95.0 PENALTIES PER GAME 93.0
698.0 PENALTY YARDS PER GAME 838.0
>>64480968
>not posting the over/under for how much of a lead the loins will blow.
>>64480968
HAYNE
A
Y
N
E
wew
BURN THIS FUCKING TEAM DOWN
>>64481920
Fuck off pessimistic faggot. I'm sick and tired of you fags
I guess everyone is in the Carolina thread
>>64482007
Probably
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reporting for mediocrity
Hayne plane taking off lads
10 weeks too late
Guess the Lions just don't feel like tackling today.
>Hayne TD incoming
OK, getting frustrated with the lack of clarity regarding Hayne's former sport, which is Rugby League and NOT Rugby Union which is what people are referring to when they say rugby. Rugby League is a very differnt game from rugby, aith 13 a side and having 6 tackles to score similar to the four downs for 10 yards in the NFL. The scrum is an important part of rugby but of little importance in Rugby League. Hayne was a huge star in Rugby League, where he played in the NRL which is a franchise based competition in Australia and one team in New Zealand. He was known for his breakaway running, something he showed tonight against Houston. Look up NRL.com to get an idea of the sport, something very different from the 15 a side Rugby (Union).
>>64482129
Seriously, it's like they don't even give a fuck, makes me rage.
Why is Tomsula wearing the half life symbol on his arm
so it took every RB dying for Hayne to finally get a shot. Talk about patience.
Fuck off refs
>loins ruining our touchdown-less first drive streak
Haha oh wow
Caldwell fucks up...again.
How pathetic is it that Vance stonehands McDonald is our leading TD receiver
Caldwells clearly been given his mandate to tank the last two weeks. This has to be intentional.
Only 1 more week to go after this
Garbage pi call, the guy just fell
>>64482245
The refs did
Hopefully Hayne is on PR duty too, looks like they trust him more with the amount of time he got on that drive
>>64482284
This late into the season? It's fucking stupid and the 2016 draft class looks like shit.
>>64482285
I'm ready for football to be over, this season has been shit across the entire league considering a team like the Panthers can go undefeated in the regular season.
>>64480968
I fucking hate you Lions.
We need better draft position and for Tomsula to be fired.
Just fucking beat us.
packersbro here, just stopping on by to tell you to suck a dick lionsfags. Figure id do it now because in a few hours ill be too busy watching the pack get bootyblasted by the cards.
>>64482474
I don't even care anymore. This season has killed me.
>>64482474
Gentle reminder that the packers are finished
>>64482464
>implying he would be fired even if the team went 0-16
It would be an admission that firing harbaugh was a mistake. York wouldn't want that kind of egg on his face to bruise his lowly ego.
>>64482638
When the profits take a hit his mind might change
Nice 'leading the receiver' there stafford
Stream where
>>64482474
Meh. I'm used to this. I've got my beverage and today will go as scripted. But you guys... man, this season must be hell, right? You lose your minds every time you lose, it's crazy. That's no way to live breh.
>>64482699
Google 'Reddit NFL streams'
Your welcome
How does the offense get a pass interference?
Hayne was literally open there
>>64482933
By interfering
Watch some football pls
>>64482602
I don't see them going far this season.
>>64482720
I don't get too butthurt. I saw our team was trash this season about 3 games into the season. even tho we went 6-0 to start it wasnt the aggressive packers we saw last year. So, meh. Hopefully next year they can be back in their prime.
>not going for it
Fuck Caldwell
>Season over
>Caldwell's balls are still in Martha's purse
FIRE HIM ALREADY
Well why the hell not, wek 16 is as good a time as any to start getting aggressive.
Fire Caldwell, promote Austen.
>>64483109
>>64483115
Fags getting BTFO
>>64483109
>>64483115
>getting cucked by caldwell
>>64482881
>tripfag uses reddit
surprise
HOLY FUCK
Yay points
this has been a surprisingly fun game so far
>Retards were saying the Lions would cut Stafford
Rapoport BTFO
>>64483335
Teams that have nothing to lose usually give us the best games.
>>64483335
When playoffs aren't in the equation, game threads can get comfy
Let's see the hayne train
>>64483233
Those stream reddits are goat fuck you
It amazes me how often there are penalties on kickoffs. Like there are literally only two things you aren't allowed to do.
So it's confirmed the Lions are done playing defense for this season then right?
>>64483233
only thing reddit is good for
i have a game pass though
>Defense
LET
>>64483562
>Known for stopping run
>Not stopping run
They need to get there shit together NGata has 1 job to fucking do.
>>64483562
Ziggy made the pro bowl so he's probably holding back.
JUST
>>64483562
Apparently. They're looking better than Poo Breeze
TELL
>>64483621
>Known for stopping run
Kek not since Levy got hurt in preseason
If Golden Tate was California he'd be Golden State
>>64483696
We're still one of the top run defenses. Today it's like these guys don't even care.
I feel like this lions team should be better than they are.
Who are both teams hoping to draft?
>Calvin Johnson
What went wrong?
Calvin has been fucking around lately. Maybe him leaving wont be the worst in the world. Always banged up, tons and tons of money. Love the guy aa as much as any other Lions fan just might be hurting us more than he is helping us at this point.
>Ellington returning punts
wot
o
t
>>64483746
They should be, I honestly don't know whats going on here.
Calvin should just be a hook and curl route guy next year
>>64483751
You're moms tightend
>>64483804
I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt since he's been nursing that ankle injury for a while.
>>64483809
SOL
>>64483751
Laremy tunisil but idk if we'll draft that high (lizzoins)
>implying Jed York's 5 year plan doesn't insist on sending former $(ers players into gulag
>>64483751
In the first round Lions will either go offensive or defensive tackle. Might also get a WR early depending on what happens with Megatron.
Nuggets are cheap in america
>>64483885
hamish pls
>>64483885
Everything is.
TOUCHDOWN
>fumbling the sack
Literally "END" your "LIFE"
>the city of gabbert
Let's
Go
Lions!!!!!!!!
>>64483879
Laken Tomlinson is looking like a wasted draft pick so I'm not excited about offensive tackle prospects.
Did we ever end up giving Ngata a longer contract?
fuck yea
>>64483974
Not yet but we probably will
I have this sickening feeling that Keapernick will still be the 49ers starting QB next year.
>>64483955
Uh laken just blocked for the touchdown so you = btfo
>>64483974
nope, he is gone after this year.
Think we'll be able to Ngata cheap? His career is almost done anyway.
>>64483955
It's hard to tell with how bad our O-line has been. I'm still hoping he'll improve
JUST
>>64483955
Well he's a rookie. Rieff looked like shit his rookie year too. Tomlinson still has potential. I wish there was some good tackles in FA this year. Our Oline is young need a veteran player to help us out.
>>64484020
>1 yard TD
>>64484061
Alex Mack might be hitting FA soon but he's going to be expensive so that's not really worth it.
>"BIG PLAY" Slay
>>64483751
Jared Goff for the nanners
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Why did that faggot hesitate on sacking Gabbert?
Lions seriously need to work on their pass rush defense.
>>64484174
Playing like shit all game, still think he's a great corner. Whenever he's bad though he's fucking terrible. Manning was playing him like a fool all game long then he goes on a 6 game elite streak.
>>64484016
Nah, Gabbert is clearly a better qb
>>64484290
I think a big part of it is our linebackers facing a lot of injury and our laughably bad depth at DT.
>>64484297
Slay got lucky that Manning was shit. He got burned so many times by DT. He's a top 5 corner when he's on though
>no hayne
WHY
H
Y
LEGENDARY FIGURE
Hayne is truly the hero of Australia
>hayne as rb
GET HYPE LADS
>>64484481
hayne has been having a lot of runs lad
>>64484481
just be happy with his playing time
>>64484525
He's taken the majority of RB snaps la
Australia, do you guys really even care about Hayne?
>>64484508
I thought it was that guy that got sharks
Hayne is the only reason I'm watching this.
>>64484565
he is a legendary figure in australia
>>64484565
Kind of, which is weird because i hated Hayne in Australia
jesus defense has been so pussified in the NFL
LB's slow as fuck. Cant stop the run
7mate died for 30 seconds did I miss any hayne
>>64484659
No mate, he has had one decent run. The rest has been shit
>Ziggy making every fucking tackle
>>64484677
>he has had one decent run
BASED
A
S
E
D
>>64484659
no reps, but a lot of PLAYING TIME
>>64484659
You missed a first down carry.
>>64484698
we're doing it lads
Almost time for fap time
TELL ME ABOUT HAYNE
>>64484565
Half the country
I am having a love affair with this Jarryd Hayne lads
MY DICK STOP IT RIDDICK
Based
>>64484565
I mean it's kinda like if Cam Newton woke up one day in the offseason and announced after playing fifa he will be moving to England to play soccer in the premier league
I'm sure the US media would also make a big deal
SF lookin like romulans with all these neutral zone infractions
God I hate this o-line
walkcunt on suicide watch
Cheeky desu
SAY IT YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
Is this going to keep going for another 5 minutes?
Stafford is definitely becoming a more seasoned qb
WalkGOD on Hayne watch
>Not running to the sideline
>>64484965
walkcunt on pooicide watch
>>64485001
Goat
Walkcunt on Ben Hunt in the grand final watch
PRATER
R
A
T
E
R
>>64485001
Sucks you're going to get fired because of Caldwell
walkcunt on ugly manlet watch
WalkGOD on JT in the grand final watch
nice
>>64485047
I know man. I love both our coordinators wish Caldwell would fuck off and we could keep both of them.
Is McDonald's or KFC or even Hungry Jacks open on the Boxing Day public holiday?
Also, walkcunt on suicide watch.
>>64485001
>Hire rookie DC
>He's a god send
>Hire a rookie OC
>He's a god send
Are we finally starting to lay down the fundamentals for a championship run?
>>64484978
>>64485013
>>64485028
>>64485051
>>64485052
>>64485105
>>64485052
Shit until the last 3 minutes?
>>64485105
KFC is only closed on christmas
incoming 49er second half meltdown
>>64485148
delet this
>>64485151
What about maccas?
I feel like going to get some bacon and egg mcmuffins and hash browns
>>64485127
No, because they're both gone
>>64485157
No one can beat a Lions second half meltdown
>>64485208
>not having leftover ham and eggs on muffins
>>64485208
I can't imagine it being closed
jesus this christmas food is giving me ungodly wind
smells like death and holocaust fuck
>>64485157
NOT IF THE LIONS HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY.
>>64485210
>No one can beat a Lions second half meltdown
49ers will put them to the test
Anyone else confused by all the Australians?
>>64485208
>not getting an english breakky wrap WITH a bananaberry smoothie
>>64485262
SOL
>>64485249
Well when I went driving past one a few hours ago at 1am I noticed it was closed and this one is a 24 hour maccas.
Unless they recently changed to not being open 24 hours, I thought they might have closed for the holiday.
The Oakland Raiders would bootyblast both of these shit teams.
>>64485280
We're being infested
Fuck aus fags on the bandwagon are transparent embarrassments. Sorry ameribros. Harris looks slick. Hayne has done his job so far
>>64485347
>p-please like me b-big strong americans
Kiss your sister
lets play spot the poofter
I'll go first
>>64485347
>>64485315
Raiders lost to the Lions this season
>>64485347
BIG
>>64485347
Yeah this.
Lifelong 9ers fan here.
Please fuck off newcunt faggot casuals.
RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>64485293
>not getting a triple triple w/mac n cheese bites with a strawberry malt
>>64485403
It's a shitpost, m8. It doesn't mean it's true.
>>64485390
I was the only aussie here last week and the week before. Where were you?
>>64485347
>n-notice me BSA
fuck off
>>64485315
>http://espn.go.com/nfl/boxscore?gameId=400791636
If this shut team can actually play a second half with the same intensity as the first maybe I can enjoy a Subday for once. Also, Slay stop getting burned.
>>64485431
it was a good thread tho i enjoyed the shitposting it was the best shitposting in a lions thread this year by far
>>64485438
>Where were you?
not watching a shit team
>>64485438
Watching an actually entertaining game in the Giants and Panthers and was NOT pandering to the BSAs
>>64485415
>Lifelong 9ers fan here.
t. fan since 2012
>today's excitement brought to you by NEEESAN
>>64485491
I was watching the same game. Looks like we both don't have fox
Pretending like you had a choice
>fox don't have a qt sideline supporter
>they have a fat guy doing it instead
JUST
What song is that playing in the stadium?
we're doing it la
>>64485591
Lay off the goose, ausfag, he beats erin andrews anyday.
>>64485591
anyone remember the cutie who did the snowbowl (lions) against the eagles? she was cute af
>>64485556
>what are streams
>>64485622
obesitygoose on pooicide watch
Look how much more focused Martha is compared to her husband
Raiders fan anyways. Life long NRL fan and player. You cunts are really embarricing. Just ease it back a notch
statscunt on suicide watch
>>64485665
>not getting caught up in haynemania
>>64485625
See here>>64485665
>>64485608
Kernkraft 400
>>64485615
Is it always a national event when an aussie gets to play in an American league?
>>64485665
>getting embarrased by aussie shitposting
you would have a heart attack if you went on /int/
>>64485663
WCF was always a terrible manager. He was booted out of Ford leadership because he was so shit a managing a business.
>>64485734
DELLY
>>64485665
Newcunt detected
>>64485761
kek it was hillarious that people actually started buying delly shirts
>>64485734
Nah, nobody gives a shit about Bogut here. It's just that Hayne was a star in one of our own leagues so he gets a lot more attention
>>64485761
>>64485808
Literally no idea who that is.
>>64485842
SEEEEETHING FRESHCUNT
>>64485842
>Not knowing the best player on OUR Cleveland Cavaliers
watching this 49ers defence is really irritating
>>64485903
yeah there is no hayne
>>64485897
>apehoop
Let me tell you something, I've been watching this game for 30 years, and no rookie has ever impressed me as much as Hayne has. I've seen all the greatest. I've seen 30 superbowls. I've seen it all man. Hayne has that something special that I've only seen in very few players. Players that are sitting in the Hall of Fame right now. Players that kids and men aspire to be. Hayne is special let me tell ya.
At the drive through right now lads
>It's been a loooooooong time!
Need to get Hayne in on some of that screen action, he goes better in open space
>>64485990
Can't boot the coot
>>64485944
Gruden pls go
might go for a cheeky walk after this game lads
>>64486029
>he goes better in open space
>>64486070
Do they always wear such tight shorts?
THIS IS MY FIGHT SONG
>>64486183
TAKE BACK MY LIFE SONG
>buffalo chicken fries
looks nice desu
All these aussies are ruining my sunday game thread desu
>>64486220
are they buffalo or chicken?!?!
hayne blockin thangs
>>64486013
>>64486099
No one cares about your first time being out of bed before midday faggot
These refs are fucking terrible
FUCK GOODELL
FUCK THE NFL
>>64486265
>being this much of a seething freshcunt
>late hit
I hate this qb preferential treatment
>>64486265
Everyone cares
personal foul my ass you fucking nigger
>>64486274
He stepped out of bounds before the hit. That was pretty retarded should of just let him run out of bounds.
>>64486257
chicken
>all these Lion's penalties
sneaky guys, very sneaky
don't worry though, the 49ers will fuck this up
>>64486296
what'd you get la
HAYNE YOU FUCKING SUCK YOU USELESS TARD
>>64486313
Not if we fuck it up first.
gabbert always getting pissed when he gets hit trying to run
>>64486343
kys
>>64486356
ha, 49er punt, i win!
>>64486293
Shit like this is why Erin Rodgers squeaked a win in that Thursday night game
