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Australia 3/551d
West Indies 6/91
England 303
South Africa 3/111
NZ vs Sri Lanka second ODI is on today
Next BBL game is Thunder vs Strikers
>>64479626
>>64479617
Elysse > Holly
>>64479615 #
Don't remember.I remember the banter when Purgatory got exposed and forgot to take his trip off, saying something bet like "Purgatory fuck that one girl, Jasmine right?".He literally didn't post again for months after that.Probably about 4-5 years ago now.
comeback when?
please don't fucking suck again faf, you useless fuck.
>"oh hey that was out"
>double vaginas
>>64479657
inshallah he will never play well again, praise allah
how come faf never really got gud?
nigger gonna troll englel hard.
>>64479666
Kek'd, only Bitchstow even noticed he'd been bowled.
Ishallah brother Mo, allahu ackbar.
One less kuffar.
>>64479675
used all his power in the great blockade of 2012
>>64479684
I was genuinely confused about the complete lack of any reaction for a while, thought I was going crazy tbqh
>>64479695
Don't know how you can be arsed to stay up to watch this desu
why is he always so mad?
>>64479735
People are desperate to see England lose, notice how quiet it is now we're on top.
Success breeds jealousy my man.
>>64479735
only decent cricket until February, and I've got nothing better to do with my life
>>64479735
You sound like a proper casual m8.
Twice they've not reviewed something that would have been out
Just got a call from my bookie in Dubai, 100 runs 5th wicket partnership confirmed.
>>64479735
the last two days all I've done is watch cricket
probably do the same tomorrow
Anyone remember this lad?
Couldn't spin the ball in the slightest and used to act like every delivery was Warne to Strauss tier. Easily the most unlikable saffer
>>64479786
>wake up
>watch the muscular paki import tear apart the west indies
>quick fap and order pizza
>spend the evening watching south africa and england while being soothed by the voices of Bumble and Holding
>>64479766
They're saving it for umpire's call
>Seething casuals try to says De V is the best batsman in the world
Kek
This Bavuma chap is like that 12 year old that comes in at number 6 in club cricket with good technique but not big or strong enough to get it off the square.
>>64479786
Good lad, I'm going to try wake up at 8am for the start tomorrow.
>>64479819
Kane and Root are the best two, also the cutest two batsmen currently.
>>64479812
Bumble and Holding are fucking terrible these days
>>64479848
just like their voices la
>>64479848
Bumble is Great
Strauss is the best though, he's very entertaining and still looks surprisingly good for his age
Is Bavuma just there to fill the racial quota, or are the Saffer batting stocks really this dire?
>>64479791
he was zimbabwean if I remember right, meaning when strauss and kp where batting against the saffers he was the only man on the field not born there proper pub quiz question one day
>>64479871
Apparently he was the first black specialist batsman to play for South Africa when he debuted
But yes he is filling their quota
>>64479871
he's LITERALLY shorter than Taylor
kek
KEK
K E K
where's my nigger jp at? how come he's shit as well everyone thought he was gonna be good about 8 years ago
Who is the best third best test team batsman in the world?That sounds confusing when I run that back, I don't mean bats at 3, I mean the third best in a test team.Like, if you say ABDV and >Amla are SA's best two, Faf is the third best.Of all test teams, who has the best?
>>64479902
I want to say Australia, but they haven't really been tested overseas with their latest team.
I guess I'd say New Zealand, if you count McMeme as their third best
>>64479928
I'm inclined to say NZ too.
>>64479902
I can't even think of the answer to that, every team's batting stock seems shit right now. England have cook and root scoring right now and someone contributes a 50 every now and then, australia have smith and warner the only ones able to score outside of their home turf and new zealand have kane williamson and taylor kinda comes good every now and then, saffers have ABDV and not really anyone else at the moment.
>>64479936
India have Vijay, Pujara and Kohli, I guess.
>>64479943
Rahane is officially no longer an away babby too
>>64479943
Problem is it's hard to rate indian players when the team just seems to get blown apart away from home fairly regularly, apart from beating sri lanka at home in fairly similar to their own conditions recently it's been a long long time since they won a test series away from home
>>64479902
6 months ago I'd have said Sri Lanka with Mathews easily, but Jayawardene and Sangakarra retired.
pakistan maybe?
>>64479968
True, only Pakistan are bigger homebabbies.
>>64479980
Pakistan are far too prone to collapses, especially away from ""home"".
>>64479936
Cricket in general is pretty shit right now, I think Australia's bowling attack in a few years is the only thing I'm looking forward to seeing.
The other teams have one or two guys worth keeping an eye on like Shah, Williamson, Chameera and Root, but I can't really see any side developing a dominant bowling or batting attack in the future.
>>64480004
Look out for Tom Abell.
>>64479988
We're pretty big home babbies too now, couldnt even beat the tendies.
>>64480021
Everyone are apart from SA really.And even they just got battered in India.
>>64480004
england have a lot of good young batters in country cricket, I was involved at yorkshire as a kid and the amount of talent they have is insane. root is not the most talented player at age groups by far alex lees who i've played with is the player they rate the highest
>>64479786
You are not alone m808. Only things I've done for the past two days is eat, sleep and watch cricket.
>Root bowling
>>64480035
Essex have got a few players coming through too.
I really wanted to see Willey get a sniff in on this tour too. I think he's a really good all round option if Stokes keeps doing nothing but showing heart.
I really worry about where our spin options are coming from though.
>>64480069
His bowling average is about the same as Stokes pal. Not saying that's great, just we lack decent bowlers with this team. We think everyone has to be an all rounder.
>you now remember when Stokes bowled spin for an over
>>64480072
they don't think willey is quick enough is the main problem, and even if he does get picked I can see him being put at 8 rather than trying to get him to develop as an all rounder
>tfw no cadfael any more to make gifs of wickets
Who can stop us?
Strikers will win over Thunder.
They will then win the hip.
Anyone still here?
>>64480713
They've fled the oncoming summer bogan incursion from Australia
>>64480412
Thunder will win, but you are right. Strikers will win this predictable bullshit.
Can't wait lads
>>64480971
>This will trigger autists
>>64480412
replying to myself to express
>tfw a tripfag tries to talk to me
>>64480713
monitoring, was hoping for some casual shitposting post match but it's just shitty battlefront until AusvsWorstindies tonight
>>64481132
Sorry to disturb your an onimous vibe you had going on mate.
>tfw insomniac
Even if I try to sleep I just daydream and when I snap out of it I'll get a drink of water or take a piss and return back to bed. Imagine doing this all night long before I finally get some sleep.
How to fix my soul pals?
>>64481388
start lifting
>>64481409
Planning on going for long runs twice a week. That and some calisthenics should be good enough to stay /fit/ I reckon.
>>64481388
When i'm ill i'm like that, so maybe your just ill in some way? Go to a doctors that's all you guys do over here
>>64481388
smoke weed?
>>64481388
get some melatonin
>>64481535
Occasionally. Sometimes it feels good but it also makes me paranoid at times.
>>64481132
>>64481548
>melatonin
I'll look into it, thanks.
Ordered about 60 capsules of Phenibut HCL this month from Powdercity. I was excited about this product but my body/brain didn't react to it at all. Last time when I took it I tried a little more than the recommended dose and ended up puking thrice that evening. God I wanted it to work so bad and it sucks that it didn't for me but everyone's body is different so maybe it just doesn't affect me.
>>64479988
currie detected
Today is the day all of your normiebook friends decide to tell you how much they like The Easybeats.
>>64481605
>>64482313
Did you publish it?
Lads, Jarryd Hayne is on the field right now doing things.
>>64479617
>>64479617
Who is that semen demon on the right?
>8.30am
>first thing he does in the morning is log on to 4chan and post about Daniel
You literally cannot make this shit up.
>>64484848
I am use VPN
>>64484848
daniel here
this
I literally still cannot believe there are people here other than me that talk about me
morning lads haha i saw this funny sign on my holiday and thought of you guys haha hope you like it
>not posting in the 49ers game thread
>>64485199
kys daniel
>tfw an American talks about you
Just scored a lovely boundary lads.
>>64489137
just shitposted to some americans la's
>>64489137
>>64489370
Just took a big poo in the loo lads
>mfw making fat manlet losers mad as fuck when I tell them I am a professional athlete and am literally sponsored by Razer
Is Darren Bravo related to Darren Lehmann?
>>64490841
Brothers.
>>64479902
Murali Vijay or Cheteshwar Pujara
>>64489622
I also did a big poo before my morning shower.
Based coffee always make me pump out mega shits.
It was extremely sulfurous as well FYI.
>>64479968
>>64479988
sup casuals?
Pakistan batsmen have shit-tier techniques that WILL get exposed in their next tour of England. Their best batsman is an 38 year old
Every one of India's batsmen has made runs at least somewhere outside India.
>>64484848
He literally spent his entire Saturday statscuntonsuicidewatch posting hourly. And then woke up at 7:30 on Sunday morning to do all it over again.
Just doing a big poo rn lads
statscunt on suicide watch
Will you cricket fans shut the fuck up with all the "kys..kek KEK" shit? Nobody wants to hear some goofy cricket fan that wishes they were an NRL fan, come up with your own damn lingo and culture
>>64491833
kek
KEK
K E K
Know your stuff. We OWN /nrl/
Who /got the week off/ here?
Is Adam Voges the biggest statpadder of all time?
>>64491914
3 weeks off m8
I'm making the most of it by ensuring statscunt doesn't suicide
BaseGODS on premiership watch
Henry's bowling is so fucking a e s t h e t i c
Pretty full lads.
Just commited pooicide lads
Based henree on motm watch again lads
>Shit Lanka
Will Broad be Englel's leading wicket taker when he retires?
>>64492910
Will Broad is Senior Policy Advisor, Energy Company Obligation at Department of Energy and Climate Change m8.
don't let the daniel ltd thread die lads
fuck me the legs on that broad
hi were r the wiket :D
>>64493102
There :D
S A N T A
A
N
T
A
>That mf catch
Muh dick
>GOAT fielder
>GOAT spinner
>GOAT number 6
You have 10 seconds to prove why Mitchell Santner isn't a future GOAT. Pro-tip: you can't
Are Mathews and Chandimal the only hope for Sri Lanka?
>NZ/SL meme cricket
>Tendies fucking up again against Aus
What will be the best game to watch lads?
>>64493840
Meme cricket Mr Big Strong Englishman
>>64479869
trip on Straussy
Can anyone stop us lads?
that kiwi blonde on field commentator is high test
>ywn tour the west indies with the early 90s Australian side
;_;
>>64494172
Better not tell that to guptill m8
>>64494172
Hi anon.
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
Does anyone think this will make it to day 4?
>>64494315
they'll beat the Windies before the NZ/SL ODI is over
>>64494430
Not with the way SL are collapsing right now.
matthews is bad now
How knowledgeable is the Melbourne crowd considered to be?
>>64494672
Pretty much top tier, Sydney crowds think they're good because commentators harp on about the SCG, but the Melbourne crowds are far more knowledgeable and just better all around.
>>64494821
kek
KEK
K E K
Is Melbourne elite?
>>64493412
No glasses. First name isn't Daniel.
>>64494883
Literally the most liveable city on earth, lad
>P-P-P-PLEASE NOTICE ME BIG STRONG CHINAMAN
>LET ME WORSHIP YOUR BIG YELLOW COCK XDXD
What's it even like to live in a country with multiple time zones and does daylight savings turn Australia into as big of a clusterfuck as it looks?
>>64494883
Robelinda works in Clifton Hill (Melbourne)
>Dem knowledgable youtube/Cricinfo credentials
>>64495025
Only if you live near the border or have interstate family/friends. Otherwise you don't really notice it.
execute all Melbums
Morning lads
Are Shit Lanka & The Windies even trying?
kek
KEK
>>64494914
I bet Vettori was Daniel's favourite cricketer going up because he was a skinny nerd and had the same name lmao
If Bond, Matchfixer Cairns or based Scott Styris weren't your favourite Kiwi players growing up you should fuck off RIGHT NOW.
>>64495195
Yes, and they are getting outplayed.
Give credit where it's due.
>>64494883
Of course
Rest of the country on weak, ugly and irrelevant watch
Could England vs South Africa be, dare I say it, the greatest series of its era?
Shit Lanka Ltd. on pooicide watch
Who can stop us?
>>64495319
Us.
>>64495319
An underarm ball
>>64495319
2-0
McCullum 0 (3) b. Starc
>>64495334
>drawing a series AT HOME
KEK
>>64495350
>Needing DRSball
KEK
>Bravo 13 (76)
Shit Lanka on Tamil watch.
>no Kane
>no Milne
>no Anderson
>no Southee
>no Boult
>81/8
Fuck me, the absolute state of cricket these days
>>64495438
2-0
>another day with no gf
>>64495444
Cook would be proud
New Zealand are going to be scary at the next World Cup
Can't see anybody competing with their young talent that will have matured by then and we still managed to draw the WC against Aussie (1 game all)
>Sri Lanka 84/8
>Windies 101/6
is competitive cricket dead?
>it's a Voges statpads under no pressure episode
>GOT HIM, KNOCKED HIM OVER
>>64495570
>England vs Saffers is GOAT
All these other teams are just shit.
MESSI
BTFO
>>64495508
I'll be your gf, m8
KEK
NO BALL
>Victorian """""bowling""""""
>>64495564
Reminder >we will unironically have a 2015 rematch in the next World Cup final.
Most of >our teams will be in their prime at that point, England will choke under home pressure and India will get knocked out in the semis.
PETER SIDDLE WAS ON A HAT TRICK ON HIS BIRTHDAY
>>64483257
>Pattinshit
>>64495630
I was joking you fucking idiot
Your team sucks dick and will never compete with us consistently
Is Carlos Braithwaite related to Daryl Braithwaite?
Johnno's bowling fire today
>>64495651
That's not what I said la, read my post properly k thx
Come 2019, Australia and New Zealand will objectively have the best squads to reach the finals. Our swingbabbies > Woakes + Jordan
Just bowled a googly lads.
>>64495630
kek you can't tell a satirical post when you see it?
The current Australian ODI team (when fully fit) is so far above every other side it's not funny. It's probably only surpassed by the 2003 Australian team as the best World Cup winning sides.
Every great team has a blip on their record, and this team's was losing the meaningless group game to NZ.
Was Sri Lanka winning the World Cup in 96' a fluke?
>>64495723
I know he was joking, but see>>64495714 you fucking dolt.
Never said >we would win, only that >we are likely to reach the finals again.
And 2007 Straya > 2015 Straya
>Southee and Boult are currently at the age of peak physical fitness
>still hover in the low 130s
They are going to fall off a cliff in a few years.
>>64495750
They got umpballed into the finals thanks to the DESIGNATED crowd losing their shit. So yes
>>64495750
Yes.
>>64495772
Name a team other than Australia that is in better shape in terms of ODI youth bowling stocks than New Zealand.
South Africa? All they have is Rabada and that's it.
England?
kek
KEK
K E K
Should all Cricket just be England Vs Australia lads?
>>64495888
trips confirms
>>64495888
should all be aus/windies so we can maximise the statpadding
Can't wait for Test Cricket's inevitable demise lads.
>94/9
Sure was good having these guys back innit
MUH
SPORTING
CAPITAL
Moving to /gong/ lads.
>>64496013
Eternally jealous non-victorian detected
Is Jeffrey Vandersay related to Art Vandelay?
>>64496053
BIG MUSCULAR WORLD DON'T YOU SEE HOW MUCH WE LOVE SPORTS
>>64496013
look at all those empty seats
Stop fucking replaying it
It was a no ball
>>64496148
tru famm
>>64495998
Sri Lanka and Windies are both fucking dead. ZimZam,Afghanistan,Bangladesh,Ireland and West Indies should all be playing eachother in the 2nd tier league.Australia,NZ,SA,India,England and Pakistan are in another league
>>64496191
Cricket 6 Nations when?
Will >we beat Bournmeme lads?
>>64496053
I have literally never heard anyone outside of Australia refer to Melbourne as "the sporting capital of the world"
I mean if it was so great how come it didn't host the 2000 Olympics?
Sydney is objectively a more qt and aesthetically pleasing city for sports tbqh
Is Wollongong still a meme?
>>64496379
/gong/ is the real deal m8
>>64496362
This desu
MORE BANANAS!
WARNIE DOES IT AGAIN!!!
>>64496379
I wonder if Port Kembla still has street walkers
If there was a BBL match on directly after this yest at the MCG would they change the pitch. Is this pitch meme20 friendly?
>>64496433
I saw a Siddle bananas meme on Normiebook; it hasn't really caught on like the Brett Lee Weetbix ones.
>>64496433
>le ebin banana man xD
>you eat HOW many bananas?
>>64496362
Anyone who says it's the sporting capital of the world is a tard tbqh. Of Australia maybe.
t. Cucktorian
>>64496520
>It's a Worstern Australian tries to be relevant while Mister Big Strong Muscular, Bronzed East CoastGODs converse episode
>>64496448
Why don't you go and find out :^)
morning lads
sleep well?
>>64496448
it does, just depends on the time of day though
How do we fix sri lanka?
>>64496684
Haven't been to sleep yet m8.
>>64496699
a bomb thread
>>64496654
Because all the terrorists are leaving the south coast and going back to their hell holes, I'm not touching the highway today
Should I get a haircut today lads?
Remember when channel 9 didn't show the bowler's figures?
>>64496738
If you're heading south it will be all going in the other direction.
>>64496786
You're fucking retarded if you couldn't figure out from my post I live on the south coast kys
messi is literally turning into shane warne
70 wickets next
where can I watch BBL highlights lads?
youtube are being jews
>>64496818
>unironically living in rural Australia
Embarrassing senpai.
>>64496752
I give myself a buzzcut every few weeks because (a) hairline's starting to recede and (b) too socially awkward to go to hairdresser
>>64496909
>too socially awkward to go to hairdresser
This is my stumbling block and the reason why I get them so infrequently :(
it's really depressing reading all of tony cozier's articles on cricinfo
>Shit Lankan bowling
>He is fighting for his country
>the country of West Indies
>>64496873
I've got the NBN do you?
>>64497018
>that sense of failing hope as he lists guys in the domestic circuit who might do well
>>64497106
Fucking hate when 9 does this Tbh, every single thing is FOR MUH COUNTRY
>>64497136
satellite or fixed wireless doesn't count m8
>>64497180
I live in Nowra ya daft cunt
>>64497180
who /FTTH/ here?
>>64497201
rude desu senpai
thx for noticing me with that (You) but :^)
>this Guptill memeing
New Zealand won't win a single game when >we tour there next year
Guptil memeing it up in McCullums place
dead "thread"
dead ""poomunity""
Will the Windies make 150
>Guptill 26 (8)
Guptill might unironically get the fastest 100 here
>>64497378
>38 (10)
Going for that record
>its a cucktill statpadding innings
How the fuck have NZ made 48 in three overs
