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lost all the Christmas money edition
>Selling your gifts to improve your bankroll sub-edition
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FUCK YOUR TIPS
first for DAC
2nd for double arrow to previous thread subsubedition
>FUCK YOUR TIPS
>IMPLYING
lads, lads, lads, what is THE bet for this edition of /bet/?
>>64476390
allow me to answer my own question
>>64476412
JUST
>>64476412
>perth comeback
lets see them pull a w
Stll living the high life after this
>>64476535
Howd you spend it m8
>tfw no greek gf
>>64476535
Damn, how the fuck...
Are you shrewd though, or was this a lucky bet?
>>64476535
are there any other wild /bet/ success stories like this?
>>64476630
>that accy
>are you shrewd
wat
>>64476535
how do you even withdraw that amount of money?
>>64476535
Didn't you say you were gonna buy a boat with that money?
>>64476300
Dead certs tomorrow or today,
How's my accy lads?
£5 stake, £800 return
I've lost all my bets this weekend
>>64476693
This should definitely come in
why is u2.5 goals at 2.0 in brisbane game an unbelievably stupid bet
>tfw climate change makes your every bet lose
kill
me
this aussie apehoop game has a ref POV cam, pretty neat
i cant open soccerstats, which is my go-to site for (what surprise!) soccer stats. is there anything similar? and please dont say whoscored, that has like a 10th of the data soccerstats has/had
>>64476866
http://www.soccervista.com/statistics.php
Im debating opening an account with betDSI or 5dimes.
Does anyone have any experience with either of the websites?
>>64476899
great, thanks
>>64476535
>exact score
hahahaha congrats.man, that's fucking awesome
would developing a time machine be the most +ev thing a human could possibly do?
thoughts?
turkish slags and kids anyone? on trabzon slags - and monitoring the kirecburnu game, twitchers not really responding to the DAs so staying off for now
>>64477283
On trabzon as well. What do you think of Admiralteets? 17-4 in DAs for the last 10-15 minutes of the half
>>64476630
Go set fire to yourself
>>64476300
>lost all the Christmas money edition
>>Selling your gifts to improve your bankroll sub-edition
*cringe*
lolol
oh my
you guys are young enough to still receive Christmas gifts?
I've got a whole new visual of the /bet/ crew.
>>64477372
fuck you my parents still love me
>>64477274
pats are missing literally half their team
>>64477332
took the +0.5 halway through the 1st, only small though
odds seem to have adjusted though i'd go for it if they keep pushing hard enough
>>64477372
adults still give eachother presents you know
>>64477453
Penulty ;_;
>>64477444
but the jets are shit compared to the pats, only good player on offense is brandon marshall, with decker being a so so.
My certainty in this is that Brady will throw more touchdowns than fitz, and fitz will throw more interceptions than brady
>>64477572
agree but you never know they might be taking it easy to avoid injury
>goal sound for halftime
EVERY TIME
>>64477485
losers get a ticket to the gulag lad, admiraltits will fight for their lives
atleast trabzon scored though, was on HT as well
Flip basketball surely rigged 33-32 at halftime with an o/u of 159
>>64477627
slovakia teach me to be shrewd like you
>>64477645
pre-game line was around 184, no riggings t b h
>>64477684
how shit must they be then
>>64477684
Bookies clueless then only dropping the total ~30 points
>tfw profited today
I'm on an upswing lids
>>64477698
might be two run and gun teams who just shot terribly, the game is close too, some people smacked the overs as the line moved up a bit, you got money on it mate?
>>64477678
just b yourself
>>64477372
>he has no friends
>>64477742
Who knows then but yea smashed it at 159.5 @ 1.80
fuming at not bankrolling overs in the slav friendly
>>64477742
>just b yourself
b-but im muggy af
>>64477697
quarters are nba long, not 10 minutes
I've lost a good amount of money on over/unders obscure basketball games to know they can easily cover the o/u line
>7 goals between 26th and 48th minute
jesus, and i wanted to get on three times since HT yet they keep scoring
>>64477775
read the short guides that get posted here, do research, question your bets
>watching cricket missed the friendly
Need death tbqh
ereglispor women getting their shit together i dont like this
bed time. quitting while ahead. Good night bet, and good luck.
lol this is ridiculous, still got on o9.5, will smack rest of the paysafecarded 365 shekels on o11.5, noone gives a shit in this game
>>64477850
shaking
>10 minutes without goals
>market closed
>match time will be 80 minutes
I'm literally crying right now
are these guys actually just going to randomly stop scoring?
>mugmeisters getting BTFO
JUST
>>64477960
pretty sad, i'll be down a tiny bit, could have been mountains made even if i lumped on HT when it was 3-1, atleast trabzon slags provided some oxygen
oh fuk
it's on again
WEW
1111111111111
1111111111111
the xif is in, suspensions were justified, o11.5 a-any second now
why is dinamo st petersburg +1 an unbelievably stupid bet
oh my lord
slovakia UAC
>>64478054
>missed
>MISSED
ayy lmao
>>64478054
>missed the last second penalty
U11.5 WAS THE FIX I HAVE BEEN OUTSLAV'D BY MY OWN KIN
oxygen
man that was fun
not taking /bet/ tips for a couple weeks though
>>64477616
>goal sound for halftime
WHY DO THEY DO THIS?
>>64478081
never told you to get on at that point m8, just said i was on mainly because i couldn't deal with missing out on it
i enjoyed it as well despite the bitter ending, just imagine if we sniffed this out before kick-off and everyone would lump on before the goal flurry and keep rebacking
would be a moment to remember lads
>>64478104
don't worry, I just have bad luck with my picks
cheeky fiver on curtorim 1st goal @10
>tfw overtime
Everybody loses
>>64477444
the jests are so overrated, they've had one of the most piss easy schedules statistically
>>64478202
>implying i didn't back overs after checking the stats and the line movements during the half time break
Are the Texans the LOCK OF THE DAY?
also Carolina to lose today
>>64478250
no carolina has to go 16-0 and lose in the 1st round of postseason
>>64478230
It would have hit with 10 to spare with no OT twas a wild ride
>>64477746
>he gives Christmas presents to his mates
Batty detected
>>64478242
>any sub-500 team with a bottom 5 QB
>being a lock
>ever
>>64478298
>Tennessee home form
>probably tanking at this point
>Texans with a shot at the playoffs
Euan, what's the Israeli slags bet today?
Whyd they wait until OT to pull that shit
large on o1.5 in the san roque-gerena match
>>64478471
one moar
Highly likely that Leopardstown will produce some excellent markets on Betdaq this week
Pats -3
Bears +3.5
Cardinals -4.5
>>64478471
HUP
Le lotto is in
>>64478890
was a stonewall overs game 2bh, tons of value in spanish lower leagues
still missed close to a dozen winners today due to suspensions or having my small 365 roll on other matches so not pleased with myself, trying to contain myself from upping the agressiveness
feels good to finally be able to bet on muh pseudo shrewdie shit instead of mainstream though
Sektzia Maalot DC @1.5
>You'll never go through the schedule and pick out random Turkish Women games to hype up
THE FIX IS IN THE FIX IS IN
pats @ 1.65
who else ?
>>64478997
>changed from a medium on SW to a small on HT because i was possessed by demonic spirits
>goal happens
>>64479020
just grab google translate and set out into the jungle lid
>tfw an anonymous poll on a turkish women's football fansite helped me cement my stance on a bet that won comfily in the end
Brescia -0.5 AH @2.06
damn dat bursa game was a clear fix
>>64479109
wonder if mersin players received loans for groceries as a reward for being accomplices in this fix
hello what's the bet for manu-chelsea :DD
>>64479152
they were boycotting because they're not getting paid. they're obviously on ht/ft fix. they literally gave up in the second half
>>64479170
Wtb in the Israeli slags game today euan lid?
>>64479183
Maybe ASA -3.5, Ramat -1.5, Hadera -2.5 but all are within 0.5 goals of what I would say they should be. I'm not good at prestaking O/U but Kiryat Gat v Ramat Hasharon looks like an overs game to me - hate O3.5s though. Need other shrewd anon's opinions
https://bookmaker-ratings.com/russian-premier-league-player-admits-he-took-part-in-fixed-match/
>small value bet on ironi tiberias o1.5 2nd half
>2 goals disallowed since
bookies having a laugh, slapping their knees and gasping for breath
>>64477274
Jets are going to win outright
>>64477572
Jets always play Pats tough. It's never an easy game
>>64479266
'no'
had £400 on united and leicester to win
life is suffering
LVG gone. Short odds but drill slow books.
>>64479273
It's definitely very close. Jets have a big chance. They're a very good team who have hit form recently.
>>64479292
Source?
>>64479283
after this week i wont bet on epl this year
my uncles friends boss just text him and said lvg is sack
>pats
>stellers
>panthers
2.7
lvg next manager to leave @ 1.03
top chuckle
>>64479305
I went to school with Phil Jones
anyone on hearts vs celtic?
>>64476535
How could you sleep on the 14th?
>>64479370
bump??
>>64479412
Small on Celtic -1 AH @ 2
The last 20 times Celtic have lost a league game (lost last week) they've won the following game 18 times. Also, Hearts are pretty shite and they have a poor record against Celtic at Tynecastle
>>64479447
on L A R G E celtic DC @1.12
>>64479529
Efe Ambrose coming on for Celtic :-/
BAIL OUT
A
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O
U
T
>>64479635
Hearts fans cheering Ambrose coming on,
Hearts hit post 5 secs after Ambrose comes on.
lel
Ternana SW @2.30
>>64479635
Celtic No Clean Sheet @2.10
>>64479692
good
Still LAYING LVG next to be sacked going to be up BRAINS
>>64479692
WINNER
Celtic SW?
>>64479729
Post slips you lying wretch
>>64479170
gone, what others are there?
>>64479776
Look yourself you leeching cunt
>>64479170
is this real
what am i reading
>>64479795
It's a testimonial match for Drogba, Djilobodgi's dad. Of course they're going to let him score. It's a value bet m8
>Down £1.25 today
Should I chase that loss, /bet/?
>>64479816
>He isn't on muh black English youth to get the first goal as Chelsea's Africans die in the winter cold
IMAGINE not being UAC this time tommorow when PAPI G-LOW destroys niggers with an absolute blooter past that spanish fuccboi
>>64479447
Imagine being a soccerway warrior and seeing this bet and thinking you're onto a worldie.
lumping on cove rangers @2.25 just conceded, huge class difference, refuse to believe that their previous 3-3 wasn't a fluke t b h
Everton v Stoke Draw
Watford v Tottenham Draw
United v Chelsea Draw
@ 36
Besiktas - Konyaspor
under 3.5 @ 1.4
IMAGINE not taking HAYNE to score the first TD today at $51
>>64479894
#ON
Rashford is due for a goal
>>64479788
well I don't know what the squad is likely to be since I don't follow either team much
why have you got to be such a prick goddamn
http://www.tycsports.com/noticias/Futbol-solidario-en-Banfield-20151226-0023.html
>you will never get to utterly spasticate overs in this game
>>64480020
Grow a pair you utter wetwipe he doesn't owe you anything. You can either risk Cameron Borthwick-Jackson or wait for team news in the hope someone pulls out injured
Shaking for end of year PGA write up
someone kicked it into the goal
>>64480044
I want it to just say
"DAC pls send monies"
Imagine not being on South Park 0ah from here, Guernsey flew over this morning on a CRAMPED plane, their legs are going to be SEIZING up and unable to handle the fatigue. They even have a 16 year old making his debut pmsl, bet he needs an afternoon nap on the pitch.
>>64480020
Go back to reddit you fucking penny punting leftist.
>>64480058
3333333
HUP
>>64480058
zzz, barely missed the re-back, on o4.5 FH @6.5, shaking
cove bringing that air, was afraid they were gonna let it slip for a minute
>>64480087
zzzzzzzzzzzzz dis
>>64478242
Yes it's really easy money
>>64480123
unreal, holding the cat hostage for the few minutes
Finish the Kempton card with a £200 race. Decent day again.
zzzzzzzz
>>64476300
Who /overunder/ here? I found a spreadsheet of o/u percentages for every soccer league/competition except international friendlies and it's basically all I bet on now.
>>64480192
Yes the bookies surely don't have this info. Zzzzz. Take it to reddit.
>twitchers driving up the cove price up to 3.10
they're like little fairies sprinkling bits of magic dust around helping you gain value, here goes another top-up
>>64480141
Have my dog conditioned to run away when the goal sound is played in bet365 taken it out on him one time too many poor guy
holy shit what a goal
>>64480203
>not upvoting your reddit bros
wow
WAC Casablanca DC @1.20
L A R G E
>>64479226
I'm on o3.25. Price gone though, soz
Are reddit raiding us or something? What's happening today?
>>64480176
Peter such an aftertiming cunt, never loses zzz
Pmsl watching the live webcam of the Guernsey changing room and the keeper is having a sly snooze, I'm shaking so much at the thought of all these incoming South Park goals
>>64480322
>not being so confident in your ability you can nap before the game
>>64480273
Some days just about everything goes right, today is one of those days :)
500000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 on South Park SW @ 1.11
Sickening sums on Cove DC
>>64480322
3-2
>>64480388
Thanks Flashscores
>>64480394
Just saw you mentioning goals in your favour, wasn't sure if you were going to inform us when a goal went against you :^)
>>64476535
Pure degeneracy. I do bets like this all the time but with pennies not €200!
Won €400 from a 50 cent bet once and thought I was a God.
>>64480403
>being this much of a seething slug
>Cove Rangers
>>64480416
>Feeling the need to actually type 222222222 and the like on a Vietnamese hovercraft appreciation forum when a team you've bet on scores a goal
Does it feel nice? Does it give you a stiffy?
Reminder you can still get on this and win a nice amount :)
>>64480431
DAC, completely bamboozled, double checked the teamsheets, the tables, it just doesn't add up
>>64480434
Pmsl blown your christmas tenners already? Begone child.
>>64480438
>jets
Been topping up on Marquette -22 all day. Can't believe not one Americlap has mentioned it. Been so many value bets this season.
>>64480438
>bears
>>64480446
Only averaging 410/day this month zzz
>>64480416
3-3
awwwwwwwww tears buddy
>>64480416
CHAT SHIT GET BANGED
Pseudos are getting absolutely destroyed today.
>>64480477
Didn't realise games were 60 minutes long
>>64479088
worm
>>64479107
worm
>>64479170
bird
>>64479283
worm
>>64479321
worm
>>64479447
worm
>>64479529
worm
>>64479664
worm
>>64479948
worm
>>64480020
worm
>>64480058
worm
>>64480237
worm
>>64480371
worm
too many worms today
>>64480505
pmsl
OH MY
£100 says J West is shitposting as anon on the other side of the bet he is on, bet he posted about the Turkish games too
need a special cove cleanup from the A I R gods a triumvirate of goals
That Guernsey HEART & SPIRIT
Backs against the wall, the mighty mighty Guernsey pull a miraculous comeback
Turns out that the Gurnsey plays have trained to play football in their sleep so they can nap while also scoring goals. Unlucky lad.
4444444
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>Not on overs
>>64480616
Yeah I am sure you rebacked from 4-3 down mate. Please have sex you freak.
>>64480639
Didn't say I did you fucking freak.
>Cover rangers
>>64480654
>the beauty of football
very concerned here though, blew my brave 35 euro paysafecard deposit, no 365 roll means no israeli slags, hoping willhill carries some dece games today
Woody ffs
>>64480685
>didn't realise the Cove players were all out getting smashed last night and are dying of a hangovers on the pitch this very minute
baka senpai
tears
>>64480058
>>64480070
>>64480322
>>64480394
>>64480416
>>64480446
>>64480505
>>64480616
>>64480653
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
>>64480876
Pmsl, I'm up overall from team goals and a reback from 3-4 you fucking freak
>>64480897
Of course. Post slips.
>>64480897
Liking this gimmick.
>>64480897
:^)
>>64480910
Please have sex and stop being a perma-DAC slug who gets mad at someone who is actually shrewd
>>64480937
worm
>>64480957
zzzzzzzzzz seethe away
>>64480937
I wasn't the same guy actually. But if you insist on shitposting about some game so much you should be more than happy to include an image of your slips in at least one of your posts.
so do we have any ideas for sure who won't be in the Man U / Chelsea squad or do we wait for team news?
I'll probably put it on draw
So I have invented a dance move called 'The Nick Goff'.
You have to sort of crouch down hunched over like he is in his twitter profile pic. Then one hand goes over your heart and the other swings from side to side as you move to the music. You sporadically stop and look at someone and point at them and say "Danger! You are a massive danger!"
>>64480982
Just wait for team news at this point. All the good choices have been removed already.
>>64480974
ZZZZZZZZZZ I'm literally falling asleep at your repetitive boring moaning posts, wish you would use some of the money your grandma gave you for christmas to have sex you sad little virgin.
>>64481033
Stop using my gimmick, it is reasonable for someone to ask for slips of your dubious claims. It is YOU who needs to have sex my friend.
Can we actually have a fucking /bet/ meet?
>>64481072
YAWN, up too much to care about seethers like you
>>64481033
are you @smithlid2014 on twitter?
>>64481089
love to mate
>>64481033
>>64481097
is replying to each other part of the gimmick or do you both just want to have the last word?
>>64481033
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>repetitive boring
>have sex you sad little virgin
Well done you've LITERALLY just described all your posts and yourself in one sentence. I already told you I'm not the same guy you thick fuck. You tipped something then claimed to up from another bet you never mentioned so of course you're going to be asked to prove it. But surprise surprise just another pseudo shrewdie who's too scared to post his tenner slip and decides to hide behind his wall of memes and shitposting
Will panthers cover?
Let's have a good day today.
>>64481123
Wow, what an absolute seething little slug. How does it feel to be so bitter at everyone and everything around you? Have you ever thought about not taking posts on the internet so seriously? I think you ought to go take a walk to calm down or something, being this angry isn't good for your health. Wow.
>>64481123
>>64481145
Not sure what one of you I hate more.
>>64481181
I would bet a small on it being the same guy.
need a talented gif/webm maker to put two british flags on a pair of fighting slags/babies/students/kangaroos and have classic lines such as ''zzzz'' ''please have sex'' ''pmsl'' appear after each punch
>>64481181
Still better posters than you
>>64481197
this would be great.
also add seething slug and wetwipe, he loves those words
>>64481181
o3.25 in Ramat game just wins desu
panthers -7??
>>64481226
They will win, but it is questionable if they will cover. Can't see it being a blowout again.
>>64481220
/bet/ is too lazy though, it's past christmas and there is still no recorded PGA rap
someone should seriously do it though
>>64481266
There is one guy here who makes pretty good webms though.
>>64481181
wow, rude
Patriots -3 is free money
>>64481197
big fan of this idea pal
>>64480438
>implying you have dank accy's like me
nice try lad
>>64481342
I am a huge fan of yours and consider you an idol. I hope one day I can be as shrewd as you mate.
