Bindi Irwin edition
First for Memeswell
1 post late
>autism
>>64472644
checked
>0/21
it's over, it's finished. Might as well just go home now
>>64472658
>for no reason
They have a reason, in their mind. They've likely been fined by the cops for acting like the idiots they are. Speeding, reckless driving or driving a car with illegal modifications.
Despite willingly and knowingly breaking the law to be the "LE HARDCORE AND DANGEROUS" dickheads they think they are, they will convince themselves that the police have a conspiracy against them and that somehow the police are in the wrong, not them.
They claim that the cops are "out to get them", which is absolutely true, but only because the idiots paint a massive target on their back.
Honestly, Facebook "car people" are subhuman.
outside the line, possibly umpire's call
>>64472707
Greatest moment of the test so far
>that shape by lyon
beautiful
>>64472707
quality over
>>64472832
The worst excuse regularly used is "staying under the speed limit is hard because I cant watch the speedo while driving"
Feeling the speed you're doing is literally one of the first things you start to pick up when learning to drive...
>>64473091
>some sort of entrapment
jesus christ
>>64472990
CULTURAL APPROPRIATION!!! ;_;
>>64472597
She's bustier than I remember
>>64473091
>51 likes
jesus.
>>64473091
>Driving a Nipsen
I can 100% guarantee this fag deserves everything in life coming at him.
THE STATSCUNT CONSTRUCT-AN-ARGUMENT KIT (PATENT PENDING)
>AD HOMINEM ATTACKS
>CREDITING POST IN QUESTION TO KRAZYKREZJA OR GATEBRO
>CRITICISING ADAM VOGES DESPITE HAVING NO RELEVANCE TO THE ARGUMENT
>B-B-BUT AUSTRALIA IN THE UAE
>B-B-BUT TRENT BRIDGE
>PRETENDING THAT HAND-EYE COORDINATION NOTICEABLY DECREASES IN A BATSMEN'S 30S
>PRETENDING THAT SMITH WILL BE SHIT IN THE FUTURE AS UNORTHODOX TECHNIQUES ONLY WORK IN THE PLAYER'S 20s, DESPITE MOUNTAINS OF EVIDENCE TO THE CONTRARY
>MATTPOSTING
>SEVERE EXTRAPOLATION
>FORCING COPYPASTA
>POSTING A SCREENSHOT OF A KRAZYKREZJA REDDIT POST
>>64473091
>car modifications
>primary school levels of literacy
>entitled dindu attitude
wog detected
>>64473340
What the fuck are you even talking about you autist?
Reminder that Kane Williamson is the greatest cricketer of our time
>not just waiting for some other cunt to start speeding and ghosting behind him knowing that they will pull him over or you will see him hit the brakes
Been driving up and down the east coast for years and never been booked using this method
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
>leave GOAT commentary to me
can we revoke the Windies test status please
>>64473572
NZ first
They have much less history and similar future prospects
>>64473572
This. Ireland, pls.
>>64473572
>we
Which position of the ICB do you play mate?
>>64473340
>enter /cric/ to see high test webm
>briefly peruse posts
>see this garbage
aus autism is literally the worst form of autism
>>64473630
>>>/reddit/
>>64473091
within 5km either way I agree, beyond that you should know if you're speeding
>>64473618
>ICB
BCCI*
https://twitter.com/MeganHustwaite/status/680870310309007360
Kikeal Cuck on suicide watch
>>64473618
Not him but does the use of we or us actually annoy you?
I highly doubt the players give a shit
>>64473763
sometimes if I have a good song on I will look down and notice I'm going 130 or something
It can happen
>>64473516
>Speeding for the sake of speeding
You literally have a mental problem. Youre like the little kid who does something just because his parents tell him not to. See a psych
Siddle is fucking embarrassing
Literally worse than the Kiwi trundlers. Get him the fuck out of this team.
>>64473817
>Speeding for the sake of speeding
I think the general idea of speeding is to get to your destination faster.
The speed limit is completely arbitrary and should be increased on motorways anyway.
>>64473850
>Waiting for someone to speed past you and following them
mmm yeah sure gonna get you to your destination faster
>The speed limit is completely arbitrary
Confirmed high vis wearing dumb fuck
About what time did Gosford City FC lose its edge? There used to be a really exciting brand of soccer being played, paradigms were being broken
GARETH LYONS
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>>64473850
>the speed limit is completely arbitrary
What trade did you take up when everyone else was doing year 11 & 12??
>>64473893
>mmm yeah sure gonna get you to your destination faster
Travelling faster normally means you get somewhere faster.
>Confirmed high vis wearing dumb fuck
top kek. How is 110km/hr not completely arbitrary? You do know that European countries that you probably idolise have much higher speed limits with no significant increase in fatalities.
>>64473948
Did you even read what I originally replied to?
>>64473827
yet again a wicket falls while siddle is bowling in partnership with someone
this has happened for like 7 or 8 years now, it's not a coincidence
>>64473975
yes I did you fucking idiot
>>64473850
The actual idea of speeding is to get to the next set of red lights faster
And, having no net time savings at all
>>64474022
>red lights
>on the highway
try leaving your house for once
I forgot that 4chan is full of mid 20s cunts that don't have a licence and are bitter about it. top kek
>>64474050
jokes on you, I'm mid 30s without a license
>>64474022
>there are red lights on the motorway
why didn't you just tell us you didn't have a licence and leave it at that?
>>64474060
literally kill yourself
>>64474050
You said you speed to save time, you never said you only did it on the highway
But knowing dumb cunts that cant handle doing the limit because of their ADHD, it's obvious you dont only speed on the highway
>>64474060
forgot your Malaysian proxy
>>64474101
His first comment was that he was driving up and down the east coast you fucking retard.
>>64474101
>ADHD
>literally cant follow a conversation that contains at most 10 posts
end yourself
>>64474088
>driving a car
>not just cycling everywhere
no need for a license m8, bet you're 40kg overweight
>>64474147
Clover Moore detected
>>64474147
I bet you vote greens to you retarded leftie cunt
>>64474147
>mid 30s cyclist that doesn't own a car
Bet you get tons of pussy m9
based steve waugh
haven't seen him in the media much since he finished up. not like these other media whores of former captains
>driving a car
>not just cycling everywhere
no need for a license m8, bet you're 40kg overweight
>>64474188
>>64474191
my favourite part about cycling everywhere is keying peoples cars as I ride by when they're stuck in traffic. Fucking hilarious seeing them try to catch me by running after me kek
How do guys without cars break that news to girls? Do they just not go anywhere that requires a car or are they all virgins?
Do they have to get a bus to the movies on a saturday night or something?
Bet on next wicket under 61.5, will it get up?
my favourite part about cycling everywhere is keying peoples cars as I ride by when they're stuck in traffic. Fucking hilarious seeing them try to catch me by running after me kek
>>64474254
my favourite part is going really close to cyclist and them smashing my horn and watching them freak out and try and catch me on their bikes
>>64474282
yeh chandrika looks shaky
>>64474269
I usually rock up to their house with a tandem bike, they fucking love it believe it or not. It's a pretty big hit because it's so different than a car and not to mention, fun. When you're riding to your date with your date
>>64474282
terrible bet that
pure gambling
skip this entire innings
someone post more Bindi Irwin webms
>>64474254
I hope you're underage or you're an idiot. Even other people who cycle would hate you since the drivers will take it out on them.
>>64474348
I endorse this post
what are we drinking boys
Once Starc is fit Shittle is finished
NEETistic Bitchspouter on degeneracy and liver failure watch
>>64474413
Mum made me a smoothie with the magic bullet thing she got for Christmas
>This shit Aussie attack can't get the worstindies out
>>64474344
holy shit, that omegamanlet
is Guyana the weirdest country on the planet?
>a bunch of pooinloodians in the Amazon jungle
>>64474345
All my gambling is pure gambling
>>64474413
Water until 5, then I'll start smashing some VB cans
I usually rock up to their house with a tandem bike, they fucking love it believe it or not. It's a pretty big hit because it's so different than a car and not to mention, fun. When you're riding to your date with your date
>>64474413
pure blonde
watching my carbs
Back from church, lads
>>64474269
I took my gf on our first date via bus. Actually, it's even worse than that. I got her to drive to my apartment first before we got on the bus. At least I bought the ticket for her.
>>64474496
okay but I've made literally thousands betting on the cricket this summer so believe me when this isn't a good bet
It's an excellent batting wicket. Windies have their best batsman and the crease and Australia's strike bowlers aren't on. Obviously it could still win but you're basically relying on pure chance.
Literally the only time I've been betting unders on cricket this summer was South Africa vs India in Nagpur & Delhi. I've seen no value in it at any other time.
My bets this match have just been overs on Khawaja & Voges rebacked 3 and 2 times, respectively and that'll do me for the match. There's absolutely no more value in this Test.
>>64474564
Post your bet slips lad
bill lawry commentating by himself for five days would be better than the whole rest of the commentary team combined
>>64474564
>LE LOOK MUM I'M LE GAMBLING XDXD
muh dick
>>64474344
>that bike in the background
>the kid in the bitch seat rode a bike to get to his bikeriding date with his boyfriend
>>64474554
>I took my gf on our first date via bus
Jesus Christ, she's a keeper if she puts up with that
unironically have some americans over at my house who are going to spend spending new years in melbourne
>>64474345
>terrible bet that
o rly
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Is Brunswick a meme suburb?
>>64474564
>(You)
>REVIEWING THAT
THE CURRENT STATE OF WEST INDIES CRICKET
>>64474673
definitely
>Not offering a shot
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
impact was not in line so why was it given out?
>>64474720
corruption
>>64474564
Don't give up your day job of being a degenerate
Got Bravo to score 50+ runs @2.50, easy money
>>64474587
slip from this game
only small stakes yesterday because I was working and not really watching it.
>>64474676
>>64474664
it became marginally better when Patto came on (I said it was bad while Lyon & Shittle were bowling) but I would still never bet on crap like that.
You'll lose your money eventually. it's literally a logical fallacy to be betting unders on a good batting wicket.
>>64474720
If you don't attempt to hit the ball it doesn't matter, as long as it was still hitting the stumps
>>64472707
>you will never spend all day listening to Richie's subtle sexual innuendos again
why live bros?
bout time to oil the bat lad
>>64474751
dinky action
>>64473091
complaining about hidden speed cameras is LITERALLY the dumbest shit
if you don't speed, you're not going to get fined, know your speed
>>64474632
I actually have a car, but I hate driving into the city so I told her "either you drive or we bus it".
>>64474728
It's only degenerate if you lose money
I've literally made more money gambling on cricket this summer than I have wageslaving
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>>64474738
You love Khawaja, don't you mate?
HE'S A VICTORIAN
>>64474783
>p-p-please d-drive me i-im scared o-of the b-b-big city!
kek
BASED
>Looks like theres a little bit of swing
What did he mean by this?
Pattinson is already better than Southee and Boult
Have no idea why those two get so much hype
JUST GIVE US THE SHIELD ALREADY
>>64474783
>not having a default place to park in the city
>not knowing backstreets that eliminate traffic
get your life together you pathetic sack of shit
>>64474805
Yeah more or less, but without the stutter. In any case she introduced me to her family 2 weeks later.
Fuck that was right in the block hole
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Next man out blackwood @1.65
>the city of west indian reviews
>>64474845
she sounds desperate af tb h
first boyfriend?
missing stumps by a mile lel
Poo Peeland are literally trembling
>>64474803
yeah I do. He's a consistent and quick run scorer once he gets in. Ditto Voges and Shaun Marsh of the Australians.
I'd never bet on Burns or Steve Smith in current form because they are both prone to randomly getting out in random ways once set.
I did the same thing in the SA/IND series the other way around. I just put unders on Vilas & van Zyl every single innings because they had no clue what was going on.
>>64474839
Got my own apartment and a gf who drives me everywhere. Seems pretty good to me buddy
>>64474796
>It's only degenerate if you lose money
lol'd
>>64474867
Get with the times gramps
Emasculation is the new big dick
>>64474867
2nd. She's my first gf though
>>64474883
Are you proud that you are the epitomite of the emasculated modern male?
I bet she makes more than you do too
>inb4 you are an investment banker on 500k
reddit is dead lads what do?
>>64474880
You post on /bet/ or nah?
>>64474883
Seems pretty embarrassing to me
>>64474883
That was how I was with my first two gf's, the second ones Dad was a driving instructor and the rest was history
PETER SIDDLES GOT A HAT TRICK ON HIS BIRTHDAY
defend his exclusion
Lads I punched my sisters boyfriend yesterday for being a mouthy cunt, apparently he's a member of the Warilla boys or some shit, should I be worried?
holy shit pattinson is on a complete other level to these scrubs
>>64474966
>Warilla
No lol
>"""dead"""", """"flat"""" pitch
>dry, clear conditions
>swinging it a meter
Boult who?
The Windies should unironically be dissolved and replaced with Ireland
They have absolutely no future in test cricket, and T&T would have a chance at being competitive
>>64472597
dear god is that really steve irwins daughter
>>64474931
occasionally, I use a trip "Richie", I've posted a couple of tips on it but really all the value with cricket is in-players and I'm not going to spoonfeed them in-game bets.
Though one tip I posted (NZ to beat SL 1st test which was value) was amusing when a couple of them were bewildered as to why it took multiple days for the game to finish.
>Laws_for_big_strong_americans.jpg
>>64474954
Can't
>>64472597
>>64474776
>>64475030
based puberty
Why does nobody post the Gatorade gifs anymore?
>>64475097
just for you m8
Any stock tips, lads?
>Starc
>Pattinson
>Cummins
>Hazlewood
literally could be four horsemen tier
>>64475097
just had a look lad and I couldn't find em
>>64475145
invest in silver
>>64475148
hazlegood is too slow
>its a game for all shapes and sizes
Did Jim Maxwell just out himself as Zerogoose?
>>64475200
because Joel Garner was express?
kys you SEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING fucking casual?
Had a wank in my mates bathroom today cause his missus was getting me hard all arvo. Feel slightly guilty
>>64475157
>>64475134
Cheers fellas
>>64475145
Baby formula
>>64475245
I wish I had mates
>>64475145
Renewables
>>64475278
it's not that great mate
I always end up taking huge amounts of drugs when I see them
Warner
Khawaja
Smith
Voges
SMarsh
Nevill
Starc
Cummins
Pattinson
Hazlewood
Lyon
Literally a GOAT-tier team
>>64475245
Better than acting on it
>>64475021
T&T and Jamaica would be competitive
>>64475245
Had a wank in an airplane bathroom once because this high test flight attendant kept brushing my shoulder with her butt. Would not recommend.
>>64475313
Pffffft, pussy, I've been fucking my best m8s missus for six months now, it's great and he has no idea
No strings attached pussy is the best pussy, although I'll stop when they are married, I'm not a monster
>>64474954
>2008
>>64475291
Same as me, we do sober things during the week though
>>64475291
yeah my mates are borderline alchos so its a lot healthier not seeing them at all
>white guy black girl comm bank ad
ohhhhhhh jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus
>>64475346
and Khan's is from 2009, doesn't mean shit lad
>>64475340
Nah you're just a dog to your mate.
>>64475380
Come on mate, it's 2015
>>64475287
She has a really tight butthole for someone who is so into anal.
I know from experience.
>>64475145
CSL
>>64475145
hold cash for now, property crash soon.
>>64475439
Can confirm. Went to Adelaide Uni the same time she did. HUUUUGE anal slut. She had quite the reputation.
recalibrate hawkeye tbqh
>>64472597
>tfw bindi will never be ur gf
Just imagine breeding with her and having little half steve irwin's running around
This is putting me to sleep
>>64475494
gonna need some more stories
for science of course :^)
>>64475494
I want to go back in time and to adelaide.
>>64475549
Technically they would be quarter Steve Irwins
>>64475565
you're right but you get my point
kek Burns doesn't think he caught it
PETER SIDDLE HAS A HATRICK ON HIS BIRTHDAY
what a fucking catch
based boourns
>>64475596
NOT YET HE HASN'T
>>64475565
Love you for this correction
>>64475549
>you will never give bindi your semen
just kill me
BOUNCED
Will Smith enforce the follow-on?
ZOOM IN
ENHANCE
WHAT
THE
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Erasmus on GOAT watch
hahaha how can warne say that with a straight face
Dirk Nannes is LITERALLY worse than Channel 9 commentators
There's that clear replay showing the ball on the grass and Nannes is saying it is clear cut out
>warnie already whinging about that
fug he is a dumb cunt
>Joe Burns was confident
KEK no he fucking wasn't
he looked guilty
>joe burns was confident
wtf warney he looked dodgy as fuck
>Cheating against the Windies
Top kek, is this what the mighty Australia has become?
KEK
>>64475649
He's about as bad as Warnie desu
Looked out to me lads
warnie i think u are a bit biased m8
>>64475661
It was, but it looks like the anyone but australia crowd is out today
Do I hear a beer snake?
ZOOM IN SO WE CAN SEE THAT SINGLE HD PIXEL
>tfw you are warnegoat and can sprout shit everyday and no one will call you out on it
>>64475554
Her face says it all m8
>>64475563
>wanting to stick your dick in crazy
Greens lad, Greens...
Lyon > Warne
This West Indian commentator, I have no idea who it is (vesir or something) is BASED AS FUCK
His grilling of Nannes before over his Associate antics was fucking based. he was also asking all the hard questions on West Indies cricket and the way international cricket is run in general has been outstanding.
Literally the best commentator I have ever heard and I have no idea who it is.
MAXIMUM
when blackwood has a boner he is blackwood
Is Jermaine Blackwood related to Blackwood, Victoria?
based lyon throwing down doosras
LYON > WARNE
LYON > WARNE
LYON > WARNE
LYON > WARNE
LYON > WARNE
gary the goat
RED SQUARE
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its raining and my reception to channel 9 (only) cut out
ffs
>>64475735
literally missed a wicket
lol Stralya wins by an innings again
![ehTw6[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qGjOul6.jpg "ehTw6[1].jpg")
>there's still another test
>that fucking awkward as fuck Steve Smoth ad
>>64475783
I wish a had some mini quiches tbph
>>64475772
would you prefer the windies to be split up?
>>64475809
Yes literally what everyone's been buzzing about (:
If Trinidad plays Australia we'd win just saying
Unders guy back again, just got on under 102.5
>>64475815
jej
pattoman will fuck shit up in poopeeland
B O O U R N S
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BASED JOE ELITE FIELDER
fucking lmao
based banana man
Send these niggas home
this "series" is a joke
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>the city of west poo in loos
>In charge of not being all out on the first day of batting
PETER SIDDLES GOT A HAT TRICK ON HIS BIRTHDAY
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I actually feel sorry for him
PETER SIDDLE'S GOT A HAT TRICK ON HIS BIRTHDAY
FUCK ME IN THE ASS
GET HYPE LADS
BANANAS
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HATTRICK ON HIS BIRTHDAY
ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY ON A HATTY
HATTRICK ON HIS BIRTHDAY
GET THOSE VOCAL CHORDS READY TUBBS
POST YFW PETER SIDDLE IS ON A HATRICK ON HIS BIRTHDAY
Lads, I'm fucking ropeable.
>Bill Lawry commentating a hat trick at the MCG in one of his last few tests
pls god let it happen
