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Schaub?
Does anyone unironically dislike Joanna?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7heerd9dSZI
>>64468482
Schaub won that fight though
Anyone witness any good fights between family members over the past few days?
>>64468492
what about this one
>>64468524
You'd be surprised
The winner of Hendricks and Wonderboy will be the next champ.
>>64468524
The only clean loss on Schaub record, although he was sick the whol training camp.
>>64468469
Literally impossible.
>>64468524
Schaub never loses a battle, if he wins he wins, if he loses he loses fightin' so it don't count. If he runs for it he don't lose either, cos he comes back for annuva go, see!
>>64468469
Nah, she's too adorable. I'm really irked by Rogan's verbal fellatio of her though, I think she's not the world beater he made her up to be.
>>64468500
my friend got into a road rage incident with an african american gentleman, it was self defense on his part other than maybe the soccer kicks that knocked out his teeth
>>64468603
>>64468524
Schaub beat Cro cop, who has a win over Josh Barnett, who beat Big Nog. So Brendan really got the last laugh in the end.
>>64468603
>he don't
>he don't
heem yourself
>>64468574
not maia or heemenov?
or lombard/rory?
>>64468500
My mother put my brother in a RNC and wouldn't let go after he tapped out
>>64468770
your mother is non-white and your brother is white and herb dean was reffing?
>>64468789
Thanks, Cool Hand Luke
>>64468789
>rockhold
>not a cuck
pick one and only one
>>64468469
>that division with claudia as champ
>>64468789
T-Thanks, Cool Hand Luke
Is Rockhold the kind of guy to cry after sex?
>>64468796
She's a world class gracie certified Brazilian jitsu practitioner with elite level striking
does fedor's youngest brother fight?
>>64468869
Hes the kind of guy that asks girls if they spit or swallow on the first date
>>64468873
lel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pS0hfO4WLps
Where can watch Rizin on the 29th and 31st?
>>64468905
How could I forget...
>>64468820
Fuck off Swedecuck
>>64468732
>He don't know who da Orks are
>>64468954
Dont they have a website?
>>64468990
Wait. Where is this from? doesn't look like UFC production.
>>64469008
Do they have a website?
>>64468869
>hugging with a wrestlegrip
>>64468869
Literally picked him up like a toddler
>>64468574
>>64468768
The Welterweights are a killers row
>>64469203
Could DC cut it at HW? I've heard that he cut down to LHW so that he wouldn't have to compete with Cain at HW since they're both from AKA.
>>64469231
He was the strikeforce champ at HW, and he looked unbeatable at heavyweight, id reckon he could even be champ
>>64469231
he beat 4 (four) top 15 heavyweights
>>64469267
but he can't fight his girlfriend cain-dy
>>64469231
He was a heavyweight until last year and undefeated until last January
>>64469231
He did. Which is crazy since he still looks round at LHW.
>>64468954
31st will be on spike
>>64469238
>this is what swedecuc-ks actually believe
Lel
>>64469267
>>64469282
>>64469318
Oh fuck, I guess I am the true casual.
>>64468469
its impossible to dislike joanna
>>64469349
Damn right you are. Better go to ufc.com and read every fighters bio right onw
>>64469238
/pol/svensk snälla sluta bajsbreva i /heem/, så jävla trött på att se din rappakalja.
On topic, what do you guys think of Stipe vs Arlovski? I feel like Arlovski's latest wins have all come sort of cheaply, especially the Mir fight left a bad taste in my mouth. On paper, he probably takes it but Stipe has some power in his hands and it feels like Andrei always takes one to give one. Not sure if he'll be able to stand and trade with him the way he did with Browne.
>>64469339
>posting non-trump supporter
what is even your deal? conor would heem you for less
>>64469349
Go watch his fight with Josh Barnett on fightpass right now
>UFC women’s strawweight champ Joanna Jedrzejczyk said she is “99 percent” likely to coach the 23rd edition of “The Ultimate Fighter” opposite rival Claudia Gadelha.
>>64469391
detta
I think Stipe takes it, Arlovski is good, but the people he have beaten are not exactly good, Stipe feels like much more of a secure pick seeing as he is much more consistent in his fights. At his best I think Arlovski takes it but you never know which Arlovski comes, it could be the one who faced Schaub, and that Arlovski loses to Stipe.
>>64469391
>rappakalja
swede says he is sick of my "jibberjabber" and wants me to stop.
back to the shed grandmaster cuck
On topic:
I want to see rothwell fight for the title just cause of the sheer madness of him. the old guys gotta go and stipe is not talented imho
>>64469433
they are both entertaining, good at english, and cute.
should be a fun season.
>>64469433
>the 1% unaccounted is Zuffa and Dana
>>64469391
stipe is an actual athlete in that division. andrei's great and all but his time has passed and I can't see his chin putting up with someone like stipe
>>64469238
Literally fuck off, noone wants you here, it's an mma thread for fucks sake,why not go to /pol/ or /int/
>>64469543
cause I like mma but I don't like the cuckery you and others bring on board.
If you feel I talk too little mma then report me and let the janitors ban, I'm cool with that.
On topic while discussing heavyweights I think heavyweight by definition shouldn't be limited, they should be able to be as heavy as they please. In other words, bring on the real freak fights
rothwell is the best
49:45
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GUqTbPaJ24
>>64468709
she's the world champion reverse poland literally a world beater
How much longer until TUF is only on fight pass
>>64469631
This Q&A convinced me that Americans never deserve another event.
>>64469631
He would be the best champion, that clip alone proves it.
How is he even in the ufc, what is his condiiton?
>>64469433
>tfw we will never get a "I can't let you get close!" equivalent in Tuf's future
Feels bad bros
![ethsrt[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uKk94k6.jpg "ethsrt[1].jpg")
>>64469758
What'chu gonna do?
You'll do sweet fuck all
>>64469758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiZs8Kq2kM0
2:12
>>64469958
my fucking dick, i love that staredown
>>64469958
Lima only fought once this year. I wouldn't be surprised if she beat half of the top 10.
>you will never fuck up as bad as joe rogan announcing the ufc's debut on fox
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruxYSleOX6c
>>64469991
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZbOEeycpGg
Gabi turning into TUF mode
>>64470035
How high was he? Or even worse, did he fuck up because he wasn't high?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrkbjU70u1o
>tfw Wanderlei went from fucking people up to sucking socialist dick
a fate worse than death
does RIZIN have any potential to eventually rival the UFC?
>>64470035
it was the teleprompter's fault but was still hilarious. i remember right after rogans intro the douche who was on his phone said something rude to rogan about fucking up.
>when you realise you could batter 100% of heem
feels good.
>>64470393
try it punk
>>64470393
hahaha i posted le meme poop again xD
>>64470417
contact my manager (my dad) and lets get it on.
>>64470393
>>64469391
>Stipe has some power in his hands
>Stipe "Pillow Fists" Miocic
>Power
Guys I just made a new meme and I'm going to post it on Reddit but I need your help to ensure it's good enough to get upvoted. So tell me if it makes the grade. I call it "Le Dark Souls Rolls Meme Masked Man" (Tony Ferguson) is it good?
What is your natural weight class? How far do you cut down? Or are you bulked up to fight big?
>>64470344
Not in the long run, but RIZIN won't have to give a single fuck about "unethical treatment" and "drug testing" and shit like that.
It'll be surreal.
>>64470537
255 lbs
>>64470524
Can't tell who it is under the helmet without basic reading skills, 3/10.
>>64470094
Oh shit she's goanna smash that poor girl
>>64470562
>>64470094
what weight class is she?
>>64470578
Someone just photoshopped tits on a man right?
>>64470094
I just looked up Gabi's opponent and how is that a good match up, Gabi will submit the shit out of that bitch.
>>64470578
Snu snu/10
>>64469433
1st episode will be one of the highest ratings ever, then it'll drop off into the lowest.
>>64470646
Or Gabi will prove her well rounded MMA game by (T)KOing her
Anyone still a fan of Gus?
>>64470764
I like him, wish he had better fight IQ.
>>64470764
Very much so, yes. Great fighter.
"There's no talent here, this is hard work. This is an obsession. Talent does not exist, we are all equals as human beings. You could be anyone if you put in the time. You will reach the top, and that's that. I am not talented, I am obsessed."
>>64469062
Millionaire Matchmaker lol
>>64470393
>there will never be a /tufheem/ USA vs UK
>>64470393
you couldn't batter a fish lad
>>64470803
this
gus fights like a hood nigga
I must say i really dislike the recent /heem/ related lack of events.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dU7_0b32Foo
>>64470578
>>64471213
all natty, praise cheezus
>>64471213
Jesus fucking christ
>>64471213
roid freak
>>64471213
how big do you think her clit is?
>>64470987
Yeah, having a week+ dry without an event is rough for fight fans. Basketball/football/baseball fans get tons of events spread throughout the week during their respective seasons, but with mma you just wait between events. The system has positives and negatives, the main attraction to the system being there are events year round and no off season
>>64471306
>>64471327
>>64471348
>>64470764
I want the rumble rematch without his corner yelling out front push kick in perfect english against a kick boxer
>>64470764
Really want them to give him an easy fight to get his shit together, like literally anyone outside the top three in the division
>>64470764
New woman.
>>64471673
Like don't steal it, but when you do just admit to yourself that you probably shouldn't be stealing it.
>>64471673
A true fightfan.
>>64470764
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcxGFwnj0TY
>some dublin knacker exposed your meme sport
holy shit lads
>>64471673
Moralfags in suicide watch.
You have 10 seconds to tell me why Lawler vs MacDondald isn't the fight of the year
Protip: You can't
>>64471789
did the irish do any ship building?
>>64471940
DC vs Gus exists
Less blood but more drama
>>64471940
Both of Ray Borg's fights are better
>>64471984
>but more drama
>>>/asp/
>>64472014
Okay, why was Rory vs Robbie good?
>>64471940
I prefer ferguson barbosa, short but sweet
Lawler Macdonald is just two meatheads fucking each other up with a stare down in the middle
>>64471984
Finally a true fight fan, it was better in every way, more heart, speed, punches, power, diversity,technique, less damage perhaps but that's because in this one both fighters can take some punishment instead of just one of them.
>>64471940
because I didn't get to watch it live with /heem/
>>64472041
>needing to be told why robbie vs rory was good
>>>/asp/
>>64472014
>>64472074
poster who only speak in implying posts should be lined up and shot
>>64472014
>acting like outside drama doesn't make the fights more intense & interesting
Do you complain about movies like Remember the Titans because it's not just a two hour montage of football highlights?
>I'm a casual fag and only watch PPV cards
>I don't think Ortega vs Tavares was FOTY
Nice Fedor-a you have there.
what's this position called again?
>>64471940
A really underrated fight of this year was Teixeira vs OSP, that fight was wild as all hell.
>I unironically think Lawler - Macdonald is FOTY because just bleed but I make fun of McGregor bandwaggoners
>>64472345
It's a taunt traditionally used to pull your opponent into ground and pound.
>>64472379
I'd get in her guard and pound her, if you know what I mean.
>>64472415
I'd get her guard and fuck her in the bum, if you know what I mean.
>thinking dos santos vs stipe wasnt fight of the year
>>64472345
nom nom nom nom
>>64472042
>I prefer someone abusing and subbing Edson "glass chin" Barboza over a legitimately competitive war
Filtered
>>64471984
>>64472054
Oh man, I have to take the bait on this one
Gus vs DC consisted of Gus getting out struck for 3 rounds and running away for the last 2. Not even cutting angles and trying to side step, Gus just turns his back and runs away. Not very exciting watching those 2 fight over Jones' belt
Lawler vs MacDonald was:
>Genuinely competitive, back and forth the entire fight. Hell, their staredown at the end of that round was itself more exciting than watching Gus get cucked by another black guy
>p4p one of the most JUST BLEED fights ever
>Lawler overcomes a deficit on the scorecards and finishes the fight in the last round
>>64472351
>I unironically believe people only liked Lawler vs MacDonald because it had blood
>>64472680
I'd let your big black friend fuck me while she watched in the background, if you know what I mean
>>64472351
You realize that your opinion is in the minority, right? Nearly every single mma outlet that does end of the year awards had it as FOTY. But you're right, some random guy from Spain who posts on an online anonymous Cantonese pictograph board has a more valid opinion than people who make a living off analysing mma
I think Conor is a true warrior but I believe the undertaker would win in a street fight or sanction k1 match
>>64468439
Do you ever get the feeling like Urijah is a really nice guy but a huge idiot?
>>64470845
lel
>>64473398
is that Landon Donovan?
>>64473379
The undertaker is much more well rounded though Conor might get in his head
>>64473580
I think in a cage Connor wins it really helped lesnor
>>64470764
Yes. But he should drop his stupid kebab gym
>>64473704
I think corner has a great punch but his slams aren't very exciting
>>64473398
Not really
>made a career out of beating mostly journeymen
>started his own gym
>recruited talent to bring back to TAM
>paid out of pocket to house a few of his guys
>as owner of TAM he makes money while he trains from other people's dues
>everyone who fights out of TAM has a fixed percentage of their purse going back to the gym, which goes straight into Uriah's pocket (not to say he doesn't put some back into the gym, but as owner he can decide what he spends)
He's self made, seems like a sharp guy to me
>>64468492
>beating neo-Arlovski
impressive desu
>>64470845
it was a funny episodes, since he blew off all the girls who were chosen for his group date and ket asking the cute bartender if she swallows
guy is a lothario. wonder if all his STDs will slow him down
>>64470344
ferocious nipples
What was arguably the most boring 5 round decision fight of all time?
>>64474470
Shamrock-Severn
one of Sylvia's title defenses
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGJQGbLjTCI
Ben Rothwell vs Barnett is a great match tbqh. Barnett looked outstanding in his last fight, while Rothwell has been begging for a bigger-name opponent for a long time now. No matter who wins, we can expect autistic rambling in the post-fight interview too.
>>64474470
Silva Leites was pretty boring
>>64473988
He had that whole Torque clothing thing too. I think it's still around. He had a deal with K-Swiss too. He worked with them and made this own brand for MMA. They outfitted Faber,Jones and some other fighters. Can't remember what it was called. Also that AMP drink. He's a good marketing guy that can brand himself well. Like GSP.
>>64474508
I really hope barnett wins
>>64474707
he will
Rothwell is a bum with a really good chin
>>64474623
Oh yeah, completely forgot his involvement with Torque. He's made a good bit of money off that whole deal, may still depending on how successful it is now that fighters can't wear anything but Reebok.
Not to mention you have a pretty cushy career if you just sit back and wait for fights against people who aren't on your level. Nice and easy paydays for the majority of your career
>They outfitted Faber,Jones and some other fighters. Can't remember what it was called
Form Athletics my man
>>64474965
meant for >>64474623
Seeing as how so many MMA champs come from the Muay Thai/Kickboxing world, does /heem/ have any followers of those sports? The competition in kickboxing is really heating up with Glory
>>64475059
I'd love to see Lion Fight get as popular as Glory, there have been some pretty entertaining events in recent memory
>>64474470
Faber-Edgar was boring
>>64475059
>>64475150
i wanna watch more glory/Lion Fight but I am not sure what times they are on or where to stream it
Joe Rogan is a liar. The new Star Wars is weak.
Joe has shit taste in everything.
![FORM[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SclMzze.jpg "FORM[1].jpg")
>>64474985
Yeah. I saw their shirts for sale on a website for 4 bucks a while ago. Reading up on Form it's fucking weird.
>Form Athletics launched late in 2009. It was co-founded by former WEC featherweight champion Urijah Faber and Mark Miller, a former DC Shoes Senior Vice President and founder of the M3 snowboard line.
>In July 2010, only seven months after its official launch, the brand was acquired by American footwear giant K-Swiss. 18 months, and nearly $4,000,000 later, the brand is bankrupt, as detailed by Jason Genet.
Comments from vendors
>K-Swiss' stock is doing very poorly. Not a surprise. They rarely had the FORM merchandise you saw on the fighters for sale. In addition, their sales guys were some of the most incompetent we've ever dealt with at MMAOutlet.com
>To say that FORM didn't resonate with the general MMA audience is probably true to a certain extent, but saying that's why they failed is kind of over simplifing things a little.They rarely ever had product to sell.They sat on purchase orders for weeks when they did.Sales guys were the worst in history and would rarely return calls or emails.
Pinnacle of MMA was what '08,'09? Imagine being a popular fighter and slapping your name on shit an making some back. Wasn't Schaub making six figures in sponsors at some point? How that faggot was making that much I don't know but credit too him.
>>64475303
Trust a manlet, and suffer the consequences
>>64475303
His favourite fighter is Wanderlei though, which is a patrician choice
>>64475303
u know he was blitzed out of his mind when he saw it
>>64475059
>>64475281
>>64475150
I'm a big Glory/K-1 fan, never seen a full Lion Fight card though
>>64475303
He said Star Wars sucks though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFpgE250cgs
>>64475392
I wanna watch old K1 stuff but I dont know where to get it
>>64475426
google.com
>>64475305
>How that faggot was making that much I don't know but credit too him.
HW, main card, some hype, good manager, extra activities and that banner is money.
I don't know if this has been posted but kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UCKgk6Klew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUkNYYqNFrI
>hmm?
>HMMPH?
>>64475997
Don't shill your shitty videos here jamal
>>64476022
I bet I could take you down.
Eugene Robinson thread
>>64475281
I bet some stream websites you use for sporting events would have it, you'd just have to look when events go live. I know for a fact that cricfree covers all lion fight bouts, so try there next event
Until then enjoy some delicious highlights: https://youtu.be/CvuvG3bEofs
>>64475441
You don't know either.
>>64476036
I bet I could wrestlefuck you for 5 rounds to a boring decision in a fight night co-main event
>>64476232
Jake Shields get lost.
>>64475303
It wasn't so bad geez calm down hey?
>>64476262
Hey man could be Jon Fitch too
>>64476445
GSP
hey heem what was the last mma related dream you had?
>>64476452
he's Arona with a proxy
Last MMA related dream I had was to become a good fight is one be reality if I dream hard :)))
>>64476453
DC heemed Jones, I think it was the 4th or 5th round
DC was dominating the fight too
>>64468990
I just wish he wasn't so dumb.
>>64476232
>Co-main event
>5 rounds
You goof'd, Sweden
>>64476536
It's obviously a co-main title fight in that case mang
>>64476453
Posted this a while back, but it's still the most recent:
Don't remeber the majority of the dream like who was fighting, all that I can recall is Bruce Buffer saying "And when our action begins you're referee in charge... Steve Maserati"
Don't know why I found it so funny when I woke up
>>64476562
>yfw your referee is Yves
>>64476554
But that would mean the fight night has 2 belts on the line? Shit that's stacked as fuck, are tickets still available?
>>64469631
That Rory story about the MC Hammer walk-out music is hilarious. He got mega-trolled. That roller had balls of steel. lol
Who are the Top 10 most boringest fighters in MMA /heem/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WwK8ANeCvg
>>64476583
This I was thinking it was like UFC 100s wrestlefucking of Alves then I saw the words fight night
>>64476625
>#9: Demetrious Johnson
Closed by entire browser there
I almost threw my computer out the window
What fucking nonsense
Not a real fight fan, a certified actual fucking goof, get the fuck outta here with that crap
>>64476583
Have there actually been fight nights with championship bouts? I can't think of a single one
>>64475355
>patrician
you're using the word incorrectly, Mohammed.
>>64476483
Nice, what type of heem was it? Bigfoot-esque uppercut and coup de grace hammerfist for good measure?
>>64476562
>>64476575
I'd rather have Steve or Yves over Jerin Valel... some of his calls have been really terrible
>>64476674
Cruz vs DJ
>>64476674
Oh sure, they're just not very common because the UFC runs on a PPV model so most times having televised championship bouts is just then losing money. Off the top of my head I can think of:
Dillashaw vs Barao 2 and RDA vs Cerrone
>>64476625
whoever made that list is clearly knows nothing about MMA. i fell as if I've been talking to a 14-year-old after watching that.
If you want "entertainment" go back to WWE. MMA is a sport, the goal is to win, not to entertain fans. If you don't understand that you don't understand athletics at all.
>>64476739
RDA vs Cerrone was UFC on Fox, though, there's been a ton of title bouts on those cards like TJ vs Barao and Mighty Mouse vs Benavidez, I'm talking those who are just labeled UFC Fight Night: x vs y
Cruz vs TJ is the only one I can think of that's like that with a title on the line
>>64476625
For those souls among us who are unable to watch the video (it's actually quite good I felt, even as a fan of the fighters mentioned), the listed fighters are:
10. Timothy Sylvia
9. Demetrius Johnson
8. Michael Bisping
7. Frankie Edgar
6. Clay Guida
5. Yushin Okami
4. Jacob Volkmann
3. Jake Shields
2. Jon Fitch
1. GSP
>>64476757
Can you please provide your list
>>64476773
Joanna fought Penne on one if that counts
Is there a worse main event for a numbered ufc than ufc 138 Leben-Munoz?
>>64476773
Oh, gotcha, I thought you were just referring to any televised title fight. Yeah besides Cruz vs TJ I don't recall that happening because they're usually televised on Fox and called UFC on Fox [x]
>>64476774
>>64476774
It's a fucking stupid list. Half of those fighters aren't boring at all, and would only be considered boring if you have seriously no idea about any sort of ground game or technical approach.
Mighty Mouse is arguably the best technical fighter in the UFC right now, going seamlessly from striking to grappling, and it's not like he doesn't finish fights like GSP did, he's finished 3 of his last 5 (granted, the Horuguchi only barely counts, but still). You need to be either completely inexperienced or deliberately obtuse not to see how interesting his approach to MMA is.
And while GSP didn't finish fights, how the fuck can you call his fights with Carlos Condit, Jake Shields, or Josh Koscheck boring? He beat the living fuck out of all those guys, and yeah, he didn't finish, but he controlled them thoroughly and utterly dominated them in every aspect of the game. It was only """"boring""" because there was never any indication that he was in danger except for that one moment in the Condit fight.
tl;dr Fucking casuals.
>>64476814
You're right, I forgot about that. Didn't see the entire card though, only saw Joanna's fight. I guess it's happened, it's just rare.
>>64476864
>Jake Shields
nah dude that fight sucked
would've been more interesting if Shields did actually pull guard
>>64476884
Sorry bro, I meant Jon Fitch. I keep getting those two guys mixed up. Jake Shields was a bad one, yeah.
>>64476864
>tl;dr Fucking casuals.
Yeah that's it though isn't it? Casuals absolutely would find what you mentioned boring.
>>64476983
This is what people don't seem to grasp
>>64476983
Yeah but why weigh in on something at all if you don't find it interesting or if you don't know anything about it? I know very little about 16th century chinese iron working, but you're not going to see me make videos about how boring that is on the interwebs.
>>64476777
I don't have a list of boring fighters.
Anyone who is bored by GSP simply doesn't understand fighting.
No career athlete in any sport is going to increase risk just to entertain the crowd, except Lindsey Jacobellis.
>>64477034
I bet I could refine your ore
>a few extra shekels
are you here Brad
http://www.mmamania.com/2015/12/24/10661372/matt-mitrione-critical-ufc-pay-scale-sage-northcutt-gets-paid-more-than-me-its-ridiculous-mma
>>64477096
If you had to describe a boring fighter, what would he/she do
>>64477121
run away from his opponent
>>64477148
Clay Guida 2.0
Kalib Starnes
>>64477176
>Kalib Starnes
100% YES.
Absolutely disgusting.
>>64476864
>Mighty Mouse is arguably the best technical fighter in the UFC right now
I dont care, hes a light bulb head babby that would get killed by a normal sized man.
>>64477112
>As it stands, Mitrione has handled his own negotiations thus far
No wonder he gets paid like shit
>...to test free agency following the last contest on his current contract
Guy is 37, who would want to sign him? He's a guy who got his UFC contract from TUF 10, and his most impressive victory is over Gabriel Gonzaga
>>64477268
>defending fighter pay
>>64477268
37? Holy shit he can fight dada 50o in bellator for 20 more years
>>64470393
I'll tap you out bro
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How do I achieve 'New Lean Rigg' mode lads
>>64477298
Please point me to where I defended fighter pay
>>64477343
is he lean, is he really
>>64477343
Get a friend to chase you around and tickle you 40 hours a week
>>64477343
does he have two springy things for his door on the skirting board?
>>64477364
you can see his sixpack m8
>>64477379
I think that's his dog
>>64477343
Make excuses 50 hours a week and the weight slides right off, like heated lard.
>>64477394
oh right my bad
>>64477379
UFC fighter pay - as yo can tell by those sweet digs, he can afford two, m8.
>>64477509
and also 4 kids
>>64470136
sometimes...she acts just like justin bieber...
>>64475972
>>64475986
10/10
