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USA teenage hockey is better than Canada teenage hockey
also
>memes
>Canada
>rags
Devils are elite.
>leastern conference
>>64467779
>1993
>team USA
>Nosek
interdasting
>>64467764
I can vouch for this post
>>64467851
>canadians fantasize about other men drinking their cum
>>64467901
>>64467901
wait
ERICSSON
HE'S GONE
PRAISE JESUS
are canacucks still on suicide watch? It's been like 5 hours now
DAT SIZE
DAT SPEED
DEM SHOTS
DEM COCKS
>>64467919
I thought Mark Hamill lost more weight than that.
>>64467928
apparently yeah >>64467851
>>64467901
Is it weird that I hate all Detroit goaltenders besides Mrazek?
I hate Howard, and I especially hated Osgood.
Cujo was cool though.
>>64467919
DUDE LMAO
>>64467928
We have already committed suicide, we are just haunting the board at this point.
>>64467733
two of my friends asked me out tonight but I opted to be here instead to witness all the shit posting after the games.
Thoroughly disappointed.
I never should have done this.
>>64467928
not really, ive been saying for weeks that canada has an absolutely horrid team this year, id be impressed if we got bronze
Hey bruins bros get the fuck in here
>>64468034
>>64468034
Buffalo can too, if you exist.
>>64467973
I honestly thought Marner was decent before today. What a bust.
>Kippers no longer posts
Explain this /hoc/
>>64468079
saw her in the Spengler thread earlier
>First win for the USA against Canada in the preliminary rounds since 1998
>Nylander, Aho & Kempe injured
>Finland rolling with Puljuju posting 3 points
Based WJC delivering the fun
>>64468079
she posts like once or twice a month and usually gets bombarded by post butt
>>64468079
You'd want to kill yourself too if you had to mod spuh
>>64468107
>tfw I never saw her butt
I'm not sure it even exists desu senpaitachi
>>64468066
at 4th overall hes def a bust, ofcourse he was only drafted there because the hunter brothers wanted to jerk each others cocks
>>64468123
>laffs could have built the GOAT blue line with Hanifin and Rielly
>instead choose to become edmonton 2.0 with soft perimeter wingers like Nylander and Marner
>>64468079
he posts in /box/ and other threads, prolly just got spooked by you sniffing his ass.
RED WINGS @ PREDS
>>64468162
>RED WINGS @ PREDS
>>>64468162
RED WINGS @ PREDS
>>64468162
>RED WINGS @ PREDS
>>>64468162
RED WINGS @ PREDS
>>64468162
>RED WINGS @ PREDS
>>>64468162
>>64468120
>implying
>>64468142
>Edmemeton 2.0
>Laffs have no good forwards
At least those oilfags have offense
>>64468120
>thinks kippers is a she
>>64468179
I meant back when they were relying on Cogliano and Gagner to save them
>>64468142
not taking hanifin proves that the leafs management haven't changed one bit
>>64468197
>kippers isnt a she
>>64468197
Is that the bear you fucking mongols stole from Sweden?
>>64468034
Can
>>64468034
Someone
>>64468034
Pretend
>>64468034
to be a bruins fan with me
>>64468034
>>64468420
>ruins
>>64468420
/hoc/ ded
>>64468493
blame finland for that
>>64468257
Listen up fuck tard.
Bear is not just a meme.
It's a real religion.
You can suck that Swedish shit all you want but bear is Finnish.
http://karhunkansa.freeforums.net/
>>64468197
Kippers is a 7.5/10 asian chick.
wouldsmash/10
>>64468621
Absolutely disgusting. You people really are breathing, walking memes, aren't you?
will >we miss the playoffs
>>64468802
>florida, ottowa, boston, and habs as competition
nah, the question is if >we make it out of the first round
>>64468824
>he doesn't know about Florida
>>64468715
yes
>>64468858
still leaves boston, ottowa, and montrael
easy wins, easy life
>>64468923
Kings @ Coyotes gamethread --->
>>64468923
Kings @ Coyotes gamethread --->
>>64468923
Kings @ Coyotes gamethread --->
>>64468923
Kings @ Coyotes gamethread --->
>>64468923
Kings @ Coyotes gamethread --->
>>64468878
At least one of those teams will meme their way into the Playoffs over you.
Sorry senpai, >your run is over.
Ever since I left /hoc/ a month ago, it has become dead and dry of memes
What happened?
bürdo bärde
>>64468975
holding in the big memes to ring in the new year
>>64468975
smuk bullied off
>>64468975
Last season was too good memewise, it would have been hard to top that
I believe in brighter future
>>64468975
We reached Peak Meme and are quickly sliding towards the post-memetic era.
>we will never have a year as great as this
even the offseason was GOAT
>>64469224
>clip art memes
>good
no that was awful fuck off smuk
>>64469041
>>64469170
Bull. Fucking. Shit.
You mongol fucks were just never very good at memes to begin with. You overachieved for a couple of years, and convinced everyone else to put their faith into Finnish Meme Development.
And then what happened? You alcoholic fucks just stopped. Because you knew you were out of memes. You fuckers literally turned /hoc/ into a joke. Even /mlb/ and /nfl/ outmemed us this year.
I can't wait until everyone realizes how useless you guys are at memes. You lie, cheat, and steal for your memes. But 2016 will be different.
You're on borrowed, no, STOLEN time. Next year will be the year of NORTH AMERICAN memes.
>>64469285
/mlb/ is superb in many ways though; they have stellar stealthy memes that no other generals can latch onto, and they actually have reasonable discussion.
Only problem is that fucking Doyers tripfag Daddy Grienke who won't fuck off already (goes by Lord Blue because the name daddy grienke gets banned)
>>64469333
>they have reasonable discussion
because that's all they can do. there's so much downtime in boreball. When hockey games are on, /hoc/ goes quiet until someone scores
>>64469250
MAD AT MEMES
>>64469360
True, but downtime doesn't always translate to discussion, just look at soccer and the yuro or /cric/ (literally worse than /hoc/, aussies are incredible when it comes to constant mindless shitposting)
>>64469285
>Next year
Next year is this eyar. And you haven't been producing.
You are deluded: finnish memes' value is a given, it doesn't go away. You rely on creating memes that can be used temporarily so you 'll have to produce more and addict people to memes of a value next to zero.
You don't respect the inherent value of the memes
Proof: "HEY HOC HERE'S MY NEW MEME, R8 M8".
this is a meme by itself.
you went to /s4s/ but failed to understand that memes cannot be explained, they are FELT.
>>64469224
>my post is in this photo
>>64469407
what is your post amigo
Pastrnak will be joining the Czech team in Finland.
>>64469456
smuk dok
/s4s/ /hoc/ was good times
Eastern:
1) Capitals
2) Bruins
3) Rangers
4) Islanders
5) Red Wings
6) Lightning
7) Senators
8) Penguins
Western:
1) Stars
2) Blackhawks
3) Kings
4) Blues
5) Flames
6) Sharks
7) Predators
8) Wild
>>64469510
smuk_dok was one of my favorite posts ITT. It was funny to me they actually banned you for that
>>64469583
Let's meme it up again
>>64469571
>no Devils
discarded
![c2s_litenotes102214_14082836_8col[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1ELXYuv.jpg "c2s_litenotes102214_14082836_8col[1].jpg")
>>64469597
what do you have in mind my canadian friend?
![bull-sweet-clipart-1[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/ZJcdJOI.png "bull-sweet-clipart-1[1].png")
>>64469642
that wasnt the photo i selected
>>64467851
Uhh you lost fag
>>64469665
Complete and utter memery
>>64469618
> inplying the devils will finish ahead of the snes or lightning
they have no offense so schnieder would have to go full hamburgler mode for the rest of the season
>>64469583
thanks senpai
i didnt even say "smuk dok" in the /sp/ thread, i just posted the pic and they banned me the madmen
>>64469703
youve got my attention
>>64469224
>even the offseason was GOAT
No... no it wasn't.....
>>64469707
>implying he won't
>>64469732
that was truly one of the greatest threads I've ever been a part of on 4chan. It was so fucking stupid but it was really funny.
>they deleted 260+ posts
>>64469809
fun times, it will always be in my meme memory
hopefully we can revive the memes soon
>>64469870
2bh i wish smuk would come back. he may be autistic, but at least he kept memein
>>64469809
>they did it free of charge
>>64469897
>$0.00
>260+ posts
>>64469957
that kane.jpg at the end still gets me, months later
>>64467972
nice betting advice you shit
>pink hat bruins fans start doing the wave with a 3-1 lead
>immediately give up 2 goals in 40 seconds
reeeeeeeeeeeee
>>64470180
>hockey game
>doing the wave
sometimes being american is embarrassing senpai
>>64470215
I mean COMA OAN
>>64469571
clearly this dude knows nothing
>tfw nations of Niggers cannot into WiFi
Jesus christ, color me surprised.
What a disastrous fucking loss.
What
The
Fuck
>>64470510
>5 goals in 1 period
>4 of them with Chara on the ice
It's about time we put him down.
>COME BACK HOME TO THE REFINERY
>HIREMAN SAYS "SON IF IT WAS UP TO ME..."
>WENT TO SEE MY V.A. MAN
>HE SAID "SON, DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND..?"
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARN IN THE YOU ES EH-AY
>u.s.a. scores in international tournament
>"born in the u.s.a." starts playing
at this point i think memeing has become a meme
>>64470616
>no games in Vietnam
>I'll never hear "it ain't me" while watching Hackey
>it was 3-1 with 10 minutes left
>lose 6-3
LOL
O
L
>>64470643
>he doesn't have a brother in Khe Sang
>>64470663
>finnish goalteding
>usa scores
>'kill the yellow man' starts playing
>>64470689
>not slap the jap
>>64470689
>usa scores
>"down in the penitentiary" stars playing
>The useless piece of shit state and team that is Minnesota
/tv/ is literally shitposting: memes the movie
Why can't the rest of /sp/ step it up senpai. I feel like we're the only ones trying
>hasb
WE 9-0 START WHO GON STOP US
retards
>>64470846
Mods don't give a shit about /tv/
Meanwhile they flip their shit at the first mention of "memes" on this board
>the rest of the atlantic is taking a dump besides the panthlels and the lightning
we're in for some serious memery this season
>>64470995
The bruins took a particularly special self-shitting tonight
>3-1 lead in the third
>lol wave
>lol give up 5 fucking goals
Chara looked fucking USELESS that period (he has for a good part this year)
We need to cut back his fucking minutes, it's obviously taking it's toll on him.
>>64468202
Kek
Forgot that they were that terrible. How and why was Lowe even allowed to be a GM? What a joke of a franchise He had one good season with the 2006 cup FINAL team
>>64470995
>And the lightning
>>64470995
slugs gonna make da 'offs, cap this
>>64471047
>that flag
disregarded.
>>64471136
OILERS @ CANUCKS
>>64471095
www.nhl.com/standings
btfo
Can anyone stop them?
>>64471176
not updated, we're 2 points out pretty much
>>64470911
this season is beyond even the memeiest predictions. Going 9-0 then 1-10 has never been done before.
>>64470995
I should probably make one of these that replaces Palat and Johnson
>>64471193
Feels fucking good man. They're just firing on all cylinders, a truly complete team.
When you look at a game like tonight with the depth guys carrying the day and it not needing to be Ovie/Backstrom every game... shit man. DEY GOOD.
You switch over to the Skins game? Cpt Kirk just fucked up bad.
>>64471388
I dont think I could even get mad if the caps won thec up just to see ovi win it all
>mfw i'm here with you guys because my gf doesn't want me in her bed right now.
So how do I post pics of he cunt the way it doesn't bite me in the ass?
>>64471467
Fap first, then think about it again dude. You're riled up.
>>64471467
this is probably the reasonable thing
>>64471494
otherwise make a thread on /b/ and link it here
>>64471467
>wanting to post naked pictures of your woman for other guys to look at
Top cuck Pekka
m-matthews
>>64471467
id expect cucking of this magnitude from a swede, not a fin
>>64471467
why? did you give her betting advice?
>>64471388
Nah, I couldn't be bothered with the Skins except for Reed on my fantasy team in the owl, GOD DAMN.
But, to be keep on topic
>Vezina caliber goalie
>Dat top line
>Dat Kuz with Mr game 7
>Dat deep D
Put Orpik on IR until the playoffs to free up cap for a top offensive FA deadline add at 2LW or 3C.
post only her face
>>64471809
Honestly, I know through Orpik's few games this year analytics say otherwise, but I think it will be a boon to get him back
>>64471843
those are nice in finland
>>64471843
>fat
>big tits
wow its nothing
I have these masturbation vids that don't show face but they're on whattsapp. How do I recover them?
>>64471885
I think so as well. But I honestly think they should keep him out until as close to the playoffs as possible. I know the intensity amps up in the playoffs, but he'll do better if he's fresh against bodies coming off of a full year of wear and tear.
If worst comes to worst Schmidt-Carlson, Orpik-Orlov could be good.
>>64471963
what did you do? why is she mad at you?
>>64471930
Jake, just because you mom says that about you it doesn't mean it applies to everyone.
>>64471930
>fat
She weights like 50 kilos and she's as tall as me.
>>64471843
Look at those rolls of fat
>>64472000
you can see the rolls on her stomach and she isn't even sitting all the way up
>>64472000
oh she's a womanlet too?
>>64472000
Official WCJ rankings
1. J. Puljujärvi
2. P. Laine
3. S. Aho
..
..
99. Austin "Bust" Matthews
>>64472000
She's clearly the girl version of skinnyfat. Tell that bitch to workout. She can't get madder right?
>>64472065
>>64472065
>tell her to work out
nah, tell her that strong abdominal muscles make pregnancy more bearable. Works every time
>tfw i just scored a Tinder match with a top mint 9/10 girl and fucked her like 3 hours later
i guess its easy when you're handsome but still, feels great!
>>64472135
Worse fan fiction than the Force Awakens (han solo is killed by his son kylo ren)
>>64472109
Nice.
>>64472034
tou want to see her cunt or not?
She was sitting with her legs up sending pics.
>>64472135
I did that for a solid 3 years after dumping my fiance then I got gentian herpes lol.
>>64472247
>Genital herpes
>implying that like 90% of the world doesn't already have it and it only flares up on few people
That said, condoms are your friend.
>>64472207
>he things someone would go on the internet and tell lies
I'm 2/2 for this weekend, But Finnish girls are really easy tbph.
>>64472247
>gentian herpes
>Detroit has as many points as Montreal with two games in hand
Is there any team that relies more on one player than the habs beens?
> Boston
Look out, habs, Detroit and Florida on your ass
>>64472384
Carolina with Faulk?
>>64472207
> 27.12.2015
> Posting star wars spoilers on 4chan.
>shattenkirk stick save on the goal line
lel, meme'd
>>64472422
I'd say that they are close at least.
>>64472429
Dessel is the real name of Darth Bane
You are Darth Revan
There is no twist in KotOR II
Anakin Solo dies
>>64472363
What an odd autocorrect
>>64472527
>hes posting on /hoc/ on vacation
>>64472482
My point was that nobody gives a fuck and you just look like a ebin meme lord trying to get an >le epic response
But go ahead and double down you sweet sweet virgin :DDDDDD
>>64472527
why arent you enjoying your vacation? why are you alone in your room its not even late
>>64472569
>tfw ill be shitposting tomorrow from Thailand
>>64472664
fuck you youre the most negative pongs fan ever I am embarrassed to have you as a bandwagon and now youre so lame youre going to be posting on vacation?
>>64472703
>2015
>Bandwagoning pongs
Delusions
It is pretty damn based to be on vacation and then before sleep after a long day in the sun, shit post a bit in bed. It's not like its an all day activity my dear Americaitlyn.
>never ending dallas/st louis shootout
>>64472788
so by posting that image you admit you used to bandwagon the pens and now you are bandwagoning a different team
cool I hope your plane crashes you mongol faggot
>>64472614
R2-D2 gets captured by Jawas
>>64472843
>Posting a /hoc/ related reaction pic
>implying it means anything
I'm just not autistic enough to understand you r though of reasoning here, but I am also not autistic enough to keep folders of reactions pictures with specific team jerseys on. It is random.
>>64472968
lurk moar fagget
>>64472637
Dude, the Bahamas fucking blows depending on where your at.
>usually decide on where to go on vacation with gf around holidays
>faggot step dad and mom convince gf that Georgetown is OMG CHEZBURGERINPARADISE AMAZIN
>get here
>literally takes 2 1/2 hours to go through customs, another 1 1/2 hours to get a rental car
>"It's cause they're all on island time haha XD (aka nigger time)
>"5 star rental house" literally sits on a construction site, is literally high end for the island despite being held up by zipties and tape.
>everything is closed literally until Tuesday "Because if Christmas falls on the weekend it's Christmas until Monday.. But don't expect to get anything done cause "islanders don't like working Mondays XD it's an island thing!"
>barely any meat on the island because it all has to be imported
This place is a total joke.
>Habs won't stop losing
Feels good
Wait did they unfilter cuck finally?
>>64473027
Sorry for saying literally so much, I'm drunk as fuck because that is """"literally"""" all there is to do.
>>64473027
You're his wife's son, just be glad he decided to take you anywhere, bitch
>>64473027
filtered
>>64473001
Cry more ebin unwritten /hoc/ rules memster :DDDD:DD:::DDDDDD
>fu-fucking ba-bandwagoners
>mu-muh /hoc/ etiquette
:DDD
>>64473027
>people thinking taking a holiday in a nigger dominated country will be anything other than an abysmal experience
its why I won't go to sweden
>>64473099
I *wanted* to spend my own money in the Florida Keys instead, he can blow me
>>64473309
Tell me about it. Atleast Cubans pretend like they're working, fuck
>dallass
>>64473638
schedule babbies
>>64472429
lmao look at that fuckin monkey
will the jackets ever recover
TORTS IS ON THE EDGE, THE MELTDOWN IS NEAR
https://youtu.be/By2ilXQvcC0
>>64473049
I guess so desu senpai
>tfw my gf is literally asking Mickey Redmonds wife for a deal on tickets in January because they're good friends
I can't believe this shit is real
>>64474185
Man, I feel clickbaited. That was tame.
>>64471198
In the ahl the griffins were 1-8-0 and are 15-0-0 in the last 15
They just caught up to like third in the division
>>64474185
>THE MELTDOWN IS NEAR
They're already a tire fire.
>>64474513
idk he seemed to be fighting calling the refs dumb for the hartnell misconduct
You are now aware that with a win tomorrow the Florida Panthers will be the number 1 team in the Atlantic.
>>64469795
>devlels
>>64474607
if the itty bitty kitties win the cup will they finally have fans?
I can't believe the Flyers take this long ass break and I have to wait a whole week to see them win again.
>>64474646
>win
youll be waiting a lot longer than a week
>tfw lottery team soon
>>64474607
Do it, it's pretty comf up here
>>64474713
Forgot my picture
>>64474680
>mfw chychurn saves the hasb and wins the cup
>mfw a Floridian ends the cup drought
>mfw habsolutely drops his trip and never posts again
>>64474888
lmao look at that fuckin monkey
GUYS IVE BEEN OUT ALL DAY
IS IT TOO LATE FOR
>CANADA
???
>>64474888
ALSO LMAO LOOK AT THAT FUCKING MONKEY
>>64474925
Don't bully our northern friends, they've had a bad day
>C4N4D4
>>64474947
>O (and 1) C4N4DA
>>64475159
>yfw canada gets relegated
>>64475189
>Canada's face when they have to rematch Latvia in the lower league
check out my meme
>>64475268
Wrong fruit, anon.
>>64475316
I don't think worms eat oranges
>>64475268
>>64475316
>apple with a worm in it
>bad apple
>big apple
>rags are bad
it kinda works
I am trans-ayylmao. You may laugh at such claim, but when you carefully consider the modern ayylmao narrative, the reasons for my decision are clear. What are the characteristics of ayylmaos popularly understood by man? They are sexless, gangly, large-headed, indistinguishable via outward body features. Their faces consist of nebulous eyes and diminutive slit-mouths. They communicate through telepathy--they are truly divorced from all the problems we humans try to mask with logocentrism. The ayylmao CAN directly communicate the platonic ideal. The ayylmao is not bound by impurities and ambiguities native to verbal simulacra.
The ayylmao, in its sexlessness, is free from any biological imperative clouding its judgment. It interacts with other ayylmaos in contexts devoid of sexual pathos. The ayylmao does not know race, it does not know nationality. Any conflict between ayylmaos--if such conflicts do exist--is predicated on pragmatism. The ayylmao does not suffer existential angst, it does not suffer sexual frustration, it does not suffer prejudice. Ayylmaos simply work together like a synchronized machine to push ever forward the gradient of scientific progress and inquiry. The ayylmao does not come to earth for pain or pleasure, but to know. The ayylmao is not bound by group identities like ‘Anglophile’ or ‘Pedophile’. Their only desire is Epistemophilia.
Consider, despite the fear society has marred ayylmaos with--the totalizing necessitation that they are villains, demon-like monsters, aliens-- they represent a humanity in sublime transcendence of vice, left only with virtue. The grey man in the spacecraft does not worry about socioeconomic inequality or fear street violence. It does not fear rape, it does not have children in need of protection. The ayylmao is a perfect organism.
You may protest that in the ayylmao’s lack of human problems it lives a life with no free-will, no imperatives, and no pain with which it can, through juxtaposition, find contentment.
>>64475465
'No'
Why don't we have any ayylmao alien memes
>>64475539
Because it's not 2013 anymore
>>64475465
>American flag
GET THE HELL OFF OF MY PLANET
>>64475539
>>64475547
>Not having Ayy lmao memes
>
>>64475714
>TFW Minnesota and Boston alone have produced more elite NHL players than all of Canada combined and it's measured by facts and statistics
>Canada literally on suicide watch
God damn am I proud to be an American.
>wings tied for 1St with a meme coach and first line rookie
>laffs in dead lazt
Hee hee
>>64475894
>the city of babcock
how will he feel when the wongs win the cup in the next 5 years
>>64475905
Normal. Because I've witnessed 4 cup victories already :^)
>>64475951
Still, I dont understand why he would leave such a great team for a burning tire pile. Surely he doesnt think hes a great enough coach to actually save the laffs
>>64475996
It's called money, and Canadian currency Is as valuable as my shit wiping paper.
>50 million to coach
Lol
I WAS BOOOOORN
IN THE USA
watching habs fans go from completely hyped to shattering depression in a couple of months has been entertaining on social media.
>>64476047
S-Sean?
>>64467733
is one game really a fair justification for such a statement?
>>64476174
Prepare to join the Oilers, Auston.
>>64476335
>another career flushed down the toilet
So unfair
Steven Avery is innocent.
HAHA
Tell me I'm wrong faM.
>>64476434
Who
What will it take for the Leafs to be a top tier team?
>>64476335
you wish oilfag
>>64476478
The contraction of the 29 other teams.
>>64476482
>yfw thought you were going to get McDavid.
>>64476478
Trading everyone but Rielly and Kadri
>bombston
>dullass
>hasbs
>perds
>finnish goaltending
>rags
>>64476512
kadri is the biggest underachiever on the team unless it's time for a new contract
>>64476493
>implying anyone who wasn't a hfboards autist believed mcdavid was going anywhere but edmonton
>>64476572
>the biggest underachiever on the team
no that award goes to James van Riemsdyk
>>64469957
>>64470510
its just a cup check bro
>>64472363
post more weeb chick
>I watched the Canadian juniors lose today
>the Habs have no prospects playing in this tournament since Juulsen and Vejdemo were cut from their teams
>the Habs lost to the Capitals tonight
>I have to wait until Monday to find out which piece of the team's future Marc Bergevin traded for a rental forward
>>64476462
It's the latest internet meme from facebook.com.
Opinions on wearing jerseys casually? (to the store, etc)
>>64476650
You ready for some shitposting on monday chum?
>>64476701
I usually go to the bar for classic matchups like when they play the Bruins, Laffs or >Rags. I'll certainly be shitposting on 4chan on Monday though.
>>64476687
Have a bunch of jerseys and never wear them except when I go to the event or to bar for the game or something
The only jersey I have I wear casually anymore is my rafeal van der varrt Netherlands euro 08 jersey Cuz it's goat as fuck and also occasionally my bayol rm but not so much anymore Cuz spics always got hyped about a Madrid jersey
>>64476730
The bantz in hasb bolts threads are usually pretty good, I'm looking forward to this game
>>64468178
Lel, post more of kippers ass so i can bombard her when she posts
