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>RUNNING ORDER
Stoke vs Man United, Man City vs Sunderland, Liverpool vs Leicester, Southampton vs Arsenal, Chelsea vs Watford, Spurs vs Norwich, Everton vs Newcastle, Swansea vs West Brom, Aston Villa vs West Ham, Bournemouth vs Crystal Palace
>wonga
>guuyes
>van laal
They truly are the gift that keeps giving
who /waitingforarsenalfantv/ here?
ITS TOTALLY OUR YEAR GUYS OZIL IS GOAT
>4-0
m-maybe next year
Thanks for the entertainment today, EPL.
>mourinho died so we could draw 2-2 with watford at home
cant fucking wait till oscshit, fabreshit, and hazshit fuck off in the summer
Reminder Liverpool completely wanked over Southampton
>>64464992
Reminder Liverpool lost 3-0 to Watford
>tfw chelsea players are really shit and they aren't just pretending
>>64464992
everyone was wanking over southampton before today
>arselel
>Beat the mighty Leicester with a clean sheet
>Manure lost
>LvG soon to be sacked
>Chelshit drew
>lmao slipscar
>Arsenal BTFO
>muh title ambitions
THAT LIVERPOOL FEEL
>>64465023
mourinho was right, he took those lazy cunts above what they are really capable of and they betrayed him.
>>64464991
How would you feel if Mou went to United?
>>64465065
yet you are 8th, 5 points behind the top 4
>>64464992
Reminder that United hammered Watford
THAT CITY FEEL
>ARSESHITE
>LESTER
>MANURE
>>64465069
Bullshit. Oscar was better in his first year, before Mourinho killed any form of talent he had to make him another presser, the rest of the players, like Costa and Hazard, looked good before the last season.
me irl
Mark Hughes to United?
Shit plebs and plastics say:
>uh, they're not playing the [club name] way
>>64465100
Reminder that United got beat by Bournemouth and Norwich and haven't won in seven games.
>>64465138
No. Just no, don't even entertain the thought. I rather him stay at Stoke and build them up into a top 8 or even higher team, then go to Manure.
>>64465138
hughes needs an underrated club with stability to succeed
united is neither of those
>>64465081
I would be sad but not upset, he deserves to be at a club with united or madrids resources
hes won more than half the clubs league titles and the first team he built won the majority of the clubs trophies, im more upset with the board and roman for picking some shit players who will fuck off in the summer with no CL football over a top 3 manager in the world
>>64465117
>le one or two good games and disappear in the second half of the season man is good
>hazard had his best season in his career under moruinho last season
jesus fucking christ LRL
>>64465143
how are hull doing these days? don't follow the championship
>>64465143
Do you thin Cambridge United fans say that when the team retain possession and pass the ball around on the floor?
>>64465143
You're usually not bad for a tripfag, but I disagree. For example, Utd aren't playing their typical way at all.
>>64465187
Oscar IS good and was at his best in his first season at Chelsea.
Hazard had his best season last season but he wasn't some shit no name, he was always going to get good. In fact, he didn't get as good as I hoped he would be and I kinda put that on Mourinho as well, but probably I am just butthurt.
>>64465202
They beat Burnley 3-0 today.
>tfw spurs are literally going to win the league
cant wait for arsenal fan tv desu
>>64465263
literally nobody can stop us lad
>>64465202
Lost a bit of form with losses away at lower clubs like Leeds and Rotherham, beat Reading and Bolton at home despite playing shit too.
Then went and thrashed our bogey team and fellow contenders Burnley 3-0 today.
>>64465263
>Spurs win the league
>England win the Euros
pottery
>>64465291
it shines so bright lad
>>64465222
hes talented but his attitude is shit, he disappears for large periods of time in games and just sulks like a bitch when his nutmegs and flicks dont work out. At least Mou forced him to contribute something defensively so he isnt a complete ghost, right now hes literally an inferior Ozil.
annoys me that if we put in just a little bit of effort we could literally rape any team in the league
when pep comes in the summer the league will be ours for the next 3-4 years, cap this.
>>64465214
If you can't articulate why though you are a pleb
computer annoying the shit out of my with a loud fan that needs replacing desu
>>64465328
>>64465349
>that image
top fucking lel wat
>>64465328
>with a great manager and unlimited money we can win the league
spooky, is such a thing even possible?
>>64465328
>we
>>64465328
When Pep's City lose away at Barnsley in the League Cup it will be one of the greatest moments in /sp/ history.
anyone got a webm of the fourth southampton goal?
>>64465111
Lester isn't an insult tho famalam. They can't even be insulted
>>64465328
every team is saying the same though
if spurs could have converted those draws where they completely outplayed their opponents but couldn't get the winner into wins (chelsea, everton, liverpool, arsenal etc) then they could be steamrolling it
there's no point wondering about ifs. every team has their ifs
>>64465365
Now watch me whip
>>64465328
>le get BTFO by literally any tactical manager man
he couldnt do shit in europe with the best bayern team in a decade and city wont have anywhere near the quality they do
>>64465345
i am literally become this feel
>>64465366
hows how great manure are doing ;)
>>64465320
>At least Mou forced him to contribute something defensively
Yeah, what a good thing. I mean, who cares that this costed Chelsea Mata, right? a defensive 10 was needed.
>he disappears for large periods of time in games and just sulks like a bitch when his nutmegs and flicks dont work out.
And yet when he doesn't play Chelsea are constantly awful, boring, and have 0 ideas with the ball. Oscar was never supposed to be a high scoring high assisting AM (or another defender), he's good at making things go smooth.
>>64465349
How long is everyone going to keep pretending that he's not gay?
>>64465401
that's the thing though, we do just enough to secure the title at the end
any team threatens to pull away and we start performing to stay near them but that's it
it's the city way unfortunately and the reason why the average citizen life expectancy is not high
>>64465345
>he doesn't have noctua's exclusively
>actually responding to the dutch autist
>>64465460
lol ffs you are such as meme
>Tfw I missed madagascar yesterday
>>64465421
Explain to me how trying to nutmeg a defender only to lose possession, fall to the ground, throw your hands up and yell at the ref and sulk back to midfield while the other team counter attack helps the team
i dont care how talented he supposedly is his attitude is shit and hes going to disappear in the second half of the season yet again
he had 6 goals and 8 assists last season and would have had more if he decided to give a shit in the 2nd half of the season
>>64465483
sorry you're jelly m8
>>64465419
>that flag
almost had me there for a sec
>it's a sosa and lrl argue about >mouyes episode
>it's a repeat
Rio Ferdinand's plan for Manchester United winning the Champions League.
1. Install Pep Guardiola for manager. (Of course he'd love to climb aboard the SS Sinking)
2. For assistant manager, install the well-liked media personality, magazine publisher, fashion icon, respected pundit and former footballer Rio Ferdinand.
3. Give Shrek all the chips he wants
cba with motd, should i watch sicario?
what to do while waiting
>>64465560
should I watch the martian
>>64465560
post slags
John Coleman is salty as fuck
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/35162652
>Accrington Stanley manager John Coleman has criticised the Football League for allowing Carlisle United to move their home games because of flooding.
>"I don't think it's fair on the rest of the 23 teams who have to go to Carlisle when some teams won't have to go there.
got a range of alcoholic drinks and a bowl of these japanese rice cracker things from M&S desu lads
>>64465560
Can't wait for the Gyaruko anime.
>>64465575
good idea mate, gonna play some avenged sevenfold
>>64465584
He has a point, though Notts County clearly didn't make much of their advantage.
free motd stream brahs
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcone
>>64465537
>cant win the CL with a bayern team where he has muller, gotze, martinez, as options on the bench
im sure hes gonna walk the league and win trebles with sterling, le spooky albino man, and a perma injured aguero
who /whitechristmas/ here?
What is with the singing? Xmas was yesterday ...
>>64465547
yes
del toro is fantastic in it
Based Ore
>>64465678
I know he's got a point, but really Carlisle are the big losers because they technically lose home advantage for a few months. They got like 3,000 home fans at Deepdale though, which is pretty mad considering the circumstances.
do I have enough time to read War & Peace before the BBC series starts?
L A K E S I D E
>>64465731
Probably not. It's long as fuck.
>tfw all these Austrian flags
>Look at his face
>Just look at his face
Always wondered what he meant by this
>>64465731
Probably take you about 15 hours total
who's going to eventually take over from Gary on MOTD?
there's no good up and coming pundit
Amazing shot
how did you manage to fuck up the running order
p good goal
>>64465728
Oh yeah, it's stupid that he's more concerned with the slight advantage other sides will get compared to how it fucks Carlisle over. Especially considering that Brunton Park seems likely to keep getting flooded as this fucking rain continues. What does he think they can do about it?
>>64465781
michael owen
Literally Roberto Carlos.
THAT BLOOTER
>>64465746
>tfw all me
>>64465745
I could probably kill someone with that book.
Fuck me so much blooters this season
>>64465781
Claire Balding
>bet on liverpool win, southampton win and united to draw
what was i thinking
>lose 4-0
>Gooners on social media still complain about the ref
>>64465781
Dan "son of a preacher man" Walker
Only reason he doesn't do MOTD2 already is his religion.
>>64465837
wat?
>>64465781
Kompany is pretty well spoken and he needs a new career.
>>64465826
>southampton score 6
>only 4 given
>complain about the given goals
>don't mention the legit not given goals
>Arsenal has to play Barcelona
>>64465796
>I could probably kill someone with that book
Probably. Chances are the series will end up having a drop in ratings once people realise how long it is.
>>64465837
>We will never have Tyson "thank the lord jesus christ" Fury host Motd
didnt liverpool beat these 6-1
>>64465857
muzzer
>>64465857
He's a big Jesus man lad
>>64465781
it will be jenas, i guarantee it. screencap this post
>>64465781
Manish is gonna make a comeback
>>64465864
I had no idea BBC are doing a series about it.
>Deano is in it
Neat.
>>64465781
I like Dan Walker, good host and a good christian. Gary Neville would be a solid choice too when he fucks up in Spain.
Glad to see Petr "Judas cunt" Cech conceding 4. You'll never win the league again.
>>64465781
jenas is surprisingly decent tbf, he could take the main man role down the line
>>64465781
They'll do a competition, and air it on tv.
>Britain's next pundit
Haven't seen a match like this in a Long time.
>>64465904
I can't take Dano seriously no matter what he's in. It's his serious case of teenager face.
proper mad that the manager AND assistant both have the surname koeman
what are the odds
why dont arsenal replace wenger? he hasnt brought them success in so long.
Wonder who will be todays >Stillatthestadium 2bh
is mertesacker the slowest player in world football at the moment?
>>64465936
>dad always says I remind him of Paul Dano
th-thanks
>>64465941
pretty Long
>>64465857
Can't work on a Sunday
Fucking hell this damage control, he can never just say no we were the poorer side.
>>64465890
he's pretty good to be fair
>>64465949
Maybe they are scared? After what happened with Fergies United.. But they need change so badly.
That might be the greatest goal ever
>muh refball
>>64465936
>serious case of teenager face.
...and now that you mention it, I had no idea he's 31 already. Amazing.
That should be goal of the season 2bh nothing can top tht
>>64465781
Paul Merson
>>64465949
Maybe he's the best manager they can find and they don't want to take risks.
>>64465962
i've seen coastal erosion move faster
Time for van laal
Why is Martinez still at the stadium? Dedication that.
Shit cunts and spastics say:
>"Hello, I support Hull City Tigers."
>>64465996
he's already better now than gary was after a year on motd, if the bbc aren't already grooming him for the job they're fucking idiots. once he loosens up he'll be the goat for years.
Hahaha getting the popcorn out
van idiot
>>64465949
He IS Arsenal. They would never dare sack him.
>>64465891
>Implying he isn't commanding an ISIS unit in Syria
>>64466002
dont get me wrong he has been consistently finishing arsenal in the top 4/6, but their clubs goal with the budget and team they have surely has to be to win the league, something he has not been capable of doing for so long
>oh, Martial is starting upfront, Man U must be good today
:^)
>boyan
>>64465977
why are priests allowed to work on Sunday?
>>64466005
It's been 9 years since he played a teenager in Little Miss Sunshine, and he still looks like his character in Little Miss Sunshine.
>>64466030
nice meme
>>64466039
Actually agree with this, Jenas is incredibly underrated
>>64466049
Oh Phil
>memphis
Utd have no stars, except Rooney and he's shit.
>Depay
>>64466039
definitely better on tv than he ever was on the pitch
>>64465949
Replace him with who? Pochettino?
THAT WAS A GOAL
yeaaaaaaah Boiiiiiian
>Memepiss
>7
>arsene wenger is good because 10 years ago theirry henry carried the team to some trophies
>de pay
>>64466061
Not sure if that's a good or bad thing.
shaqiri looks like he's ate a few too many mince pies
>>64466058
It's especially stupid because it's copying how retarded Spanish people say a Serbian name
>>64466079
>implying he'd want to go to Arsenal
>>64466079
to be fair there are a tonne of managers over this past summer that would have at least considered the job. ancelloti might have taken it
jesus what a goal
>All these blooters
A S T R O N A U T O V I C
>Wenger trying to make excuses and say they only lost because of refball
Fucking retire already
>Van Lol
>>64466102
Ancelloti is not a league winning manager
>>64466094
he's on the 'Charlie Adam' diet
>>64466102
They'd want someone younger to be a long term successor though you'd think.
>>64466072
I honestly can't think of any one single moment in Jenas's career. He was always just...there.
>>64466094
Too much Christmas fondue.
any Arsenal fans here?
explain why you are still supporting that club
do you like being disappointed? do you enjoy pain and humiliation? you can admit it, this is a save place.
that was great from rrrpney
>not showing the martial dive
fuck off
>>64466121
Is it nice seeing Shaqiri representing your lot Phil?
>>64466134
His goal in the 4-4 NLD?
>Martialel
>DePiss
>70 million Great British Pounds
Wew lad
>>64466134
i can as a spurs fan but only because he used to suddenly become GOAT against arsenal
outside of derbies he did nothing
van laal
rooney seriously plays like a punter who's run onto the pitch
Enjoy da wine and a minshh pie.
how does van gaal still have a job
seriously
sacked on the morrow?
Fuck this league chews them to pieces. He looks like shit.
>we have to play football
No shit Van Gaal
>>64466176
He is still under contract as Manchester United as their manager.
>>64466176
No replacement who isn't insane.
>van laal thinks telling players to "play football" is some tactical genius insight
get right in the bin, m182
>>64466176
his p45 is stuck in da procshess
>>64466144
I'm not a Stoke fan/Swiss
>>64466185
Looks like any other 60-something year old tbqhwy
i-i-i
he's done
>>64466202
You are a small man
>>64466176
Mourinho doesn't want it confirmed until after the Chelsea game
would any team even hire van retard after him embarrassing himself at united?
>>64466203
he looks worse on the screen right now m8, that pic is flattering
>>64466156
this, the lad was great against the arse. owned milan when partnered with palacios too t b h
>>64466202
>swiss
neither is shaqiri
>>64466215
Didn't he say this was his last job?
>players unable to express themselves
>hmm is this something to do with the system that the Manager has set them up in?
>nahhhh
>>64466215
Real Sociedad
>bozhan
>>64466215
Holland would have him back
When do managers ever resign? Is Shearer a retard? "Hurr I'll just leave and get no pay-off at all because of pride".. not really how it works
>>64466185
Pardew looks better now than he did as a player tbf.
why is based marko so good?
lang baal is literally doing worse than moyes
>>64466241
>When do managers ever resign?
Klopp did. So did Favre.
>>64466241
Advocaat did.
>>64466238
>being surprised by english pronunciations of foreign names
>>64466223
yes
>yfw top 4 this season
Man City
Arsenal
Leicester
Tottenham
>no Man Poo
>no Liverpool
>no Chelshit
>>64466241
van retard said it himself, he would rather walk than be sacked
>>64466241
it only happens with managers so emotional they have a complete breakdown, like Keegan
>>64466244
he was shite in his first two seasons. looks like a different player
>>64466241
mad finn pls
>>64466244
Because he's ours.
So I am the only person who can't stand Jenas's commentary?
>when I played with him he was great
>I trained with him and could touch him lol
>diags
>etc etc
You can tell which pundits have ego issues over their lackluster performances as a professional. He is one. I'd say Ferdinand is another, but he had a great career, so he's just a pretentious cunt, I guess.
Imagine letting Sterling score a header
>>64466271
RIP english coefficient
>>64466241
My manager at Tesco resigned
>>64466271
>leicester beat my team so i have to pretend they are good
leicester are shit, deal with it
that header was 100% luck
>>64466288
Leicester would win the CL imo
>>64466292
rapist?
>>64466283
I dunno, the opposite can be as bad, just look at Ian 'I would have scored that' Wright.
>>64466288
Spurs got further in their one CL appearance than Arse have in 10 years.
>>64466292
>>64466321
Never fails to make me laugh
>arse
Mourinho destroyed Chelsea. He was the one who didn't play KdB and then sold him.
De Brownie has Gerrard-esque delivery at times. Am I the only one that thinks that?
>>64466321
So did Moyes
lmao
How is Moyes doing?
>>64466321
have arse seriously not made the quarters in 10 years?
how as a spurs fan did i not know this?
>>64466288
Not like they'd do worse than the current batch
>Fart
>>64466358
he's teaching the Nevilles spanish
>Bonnie
Sterling is the English Messi
>>64466365
arsenal have hardly any history in europe, it's amazing comparing to domestically.
>>64466288
I don't give a single fuck about the coefficient as long as the Premiership is entertaining and unpredictable
>>64465263
>Lose to fucking Newcastle at home
>Win anything
Bony is so shit
>Wilfred
>krippleny
>Woy will inevitably start Hart and Rooney in France next summer
>Vardy will get about ten minutes in the last game against Slovakia when we're already out
rip kompany
>>64466211
Ah this maymay. It's not actually true you know.
can bog sim save sunderland
>>64466390
Good thing 12 year olds like you don't represent the general populace.
>>64466405
in his defense, Vardy is not good
>>64466414
No one can save blunderland
girl: come over vincent
vincent: I'm playing for city
girl: but I'm home alone
HAHA like my joke XD
>>64466414
'probably not'
Arnautovic stronk
>kompany is good meme
>Man City doing the quadruple is just a matter of time
--Vincent Kompany
