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There is no value in mainstream edition
>Selling your gifts to improve your bankroll sub-edition
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First for arselel
>Actually made it to 700 sub-sub edition
fourth(?) for eplel
>THINGS THAT ARE EXTREMELY -EV
BUYING A BRAND NEW CAR
HAVING KIDS
FOLLOWING MACKERS MAIN GROUP BETS
GOING TO A SHIT UNI DOING A SHIT COURSE
HAVING A GF
>arsenal conceding to a curacauan full back named Cuco Martina
top kek
>>64461987
is mackers is -ev and loses money constantly, can't you just fade/lay whatever he picks?
>arsenal
>>64462046
>is
oops, meant if mackers is -ev
>Lester
>Arsenal
U2.5 is the bet
>Miami receivers in charge of holding on to the fucking ball
>no Notts County administration
m8 PLEASE I NEED THIS
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>>64462046
no, bookies take an edge on the other side too, you'll be -ev
i want to be on the bookies side, do they recrute computer guys ?
one more please besiktas gyaldem
>the volatile and unpredictable nature of the Premier League
Think it's back to betting on obscure Chinese lower-division league games for me lads!
11 in the 7th at aqueduct. Rare triple advantage horse. Get your wonga loan ready
>tfw you missed out on the mainstream value of leicester DC
>>64462548
M A P L E
A
P
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E
Ill take a push on the overs for that US/Canada game
>>64462517
where is the aqueduct?
>>64462548
only worms took the DC, birds were small/medium on sw/dnb or avoided it completely
>>64462330
FUCK
DAC
>>64462705
nyc, NY
You woulda needed a shotgun to stop the 11 from charging home. Hope you lads got paid
Imagine a world where Miami receivers catch the football. Imagine.
Heads gone.
>>64462800
>>64462768
oh. it already happened. fuck.
Imagine not getting on under25 fh in this Miami game
>>64462815
Washington -3 is a mainstream special tonight in 30 minutes in nba
>>64462815
>Imagine a world where Miami receivers catch the football. Imagine.
COUGH
O
U
G
S
>>64462882
>that flag
>that sport
>that not >ameribets
kek
KEK
K E K
Any reason not to go large on under 51 in this Miami game?
>>64462972
It is m8 sometimes just take the tip :^)
Devonport. Race 1. Quiet [email protected] E/W. It is the horses 2nd race, so it may be mispriced. Got 3rd in it's first, but this time has a much better and in form jockey.
>>64462967
>tfw couged my own post
>>64463074
Which bookie has it priced at 12.40?
>>64463154
it's centrebet's centretop tote. pretty sure it can drop though?
>>64462871
Gonna get memed brah
>>64463203
Fml
Dont understand why Macker's m8s m8 would lie about Notts County going into admin. Why would someone do that?
Bills, Panthers and Texans. How fucked am I?
>>64463270
This. Thinking about this keeps me awake at night. I genuinely cant understand it.
>>64463282
Texans QB is Case Keenum so alot
So when looking at in-play NBA games, how far does the line have to shift the 'wrong' way to be considered better value on average?
>>64463307
Its weeden, and we always beat the titans plus mariota is out, so no worries in that game.
>arseanal
looking good.
fucking arsenal
>Arselel
Imagine betting on EPL. Imagine.
>>64463270
from notts myself, note happening lad
KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA
IMAGINE SEEING ARSENAL SW @1.1 AND THINKING YOURE ONTO A WORDLE
SO YOU LUMP IT INTO YOUR ACCCA AND YOURE WINNING ON ALL OTHER BETS BUT SOUTHAMPTION SCORE SO YOU SWEAT YOUR FIVER A BIT MORE
THEN YOU CSH OUT FOR £2.50 AND THINK YOUVE DONE A GOOD JOB
KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA
>>64463561
>1.1
???
>>64463583
>HE THOUGHT HE WAS ONTO A WORLDIE
KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA
>>64463601
>any mainstream league bet
>worldie
My point was that you couldn't even get your taunt right. The odds were much better than 1.1 you fucking pleb northerner
4chan on boxing day, what disgusting scum you are
>>64463561
>>64463601
>KHA KHA KHA
dank gimmick tbpqhl
>>64463650
YOU ARE ALSO ON THE FUCKING WEBSITE MORON
KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA
MTL Canadiens ML is WORLD value t b h
>>64463561
>typing 2.1 as 1.1
is this a new meme?
>>64463725
>not using Hong Kong odds
I'm glad I never bet on yuro football
>Arselel
>winning the league
pick one
imagine actually thinking arsenal wouldnt bottle it again
pmsl if you're not watching tbfqoty on c4
I put a cheeky fiver on 4th goal from Southhampton. I like shekels.
>>64463919
C4 is for penny punting leftists
Last race of the day at the big A and I can't look past the 8. It wasnt long ago this horse placed in the Pennsylvania derby. They had a tough year but they finally fired this stiff trainer and brought on the highly capable Linda Rice. This horse has no business being in a 22k claimer and you're going to see why
Reminder:
WSU -1.5
Duke +3.5 medium
Tulsa/Virginia tech o62
UCLA -6 small
>>64463919
fuck im missing it lad
tip: bankroll on Southhampton win @1.002
>>64464009
how confident are you in tulsa overs
need 1 more from southampton for the o3.5 and so the lads get a wake up call
t. arsenal fan
>>64464095
smedium
>>64464095
I'm on it too. One of the worst defenses in the country. That being said, Virginia Tech isn't exactly a prolifent offense
>feel like betting on mainstream NBA and premier league because it's Christmas
>lose every bet
just fuck my life up fa-m
>>64463708
b-but the habs have lost 5 straight
>>64464233
they are due for a win?
>>64464002
Barely even a workout for our horse. Nice day at the big A lads
were nets favourites pregame?
>>64464308
no, wizards were at -2.5 and they are the better team
>>64464331
oh. so pretty close to even though. I'm going nets for the next quarter.
Might need a different trip for my horse racing plays. Haven't tipped anything that has lost
>>64463950
nice
southampton you dogs.
Disgusting match fixing from Arsenal matchfixing
don't think i ever fistpumped a goal against >my club this hard
thank you southampton
>>64464538
>we
Why is Mike Leach so based? Once saw him leave a frat house at 2:30 in the morning on a Saturday with two coeds on his arms
One more for fun, I like the 5 in the 10th at gulfstream. Class of the field and isn't the favorite somehow. Good value at 3-1
>>64464458
>Might need a different trip for my horse racing plays. Haven't tipped anything that has lost
If you do mention you're 0-10 busc. I follow your horse tips and they make me money but I'm watching the Wazzu game with my pa and I can't be asked to get to a computer.
>>64464631
>Why is Mike Leach so based? Once saw him leave a frat house at 2:30 in the morning on a Saturday with two coeds on his arms
I want this to be true so badly
>>64464686
>i cant tip gulfstream
>>64464706
Sorry bout that last one lad, struggled through the pack and only had enough juice for 2nd
>>1013527
>>64464964
>CANT EVEN LINK TO ANOTHER POST
KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA
>>64464969
your dads willy is big and thick i like to suck it
How long till winter friendlies??
I kinda feel bad for Miami for how bad they've been ref balled in this game
panthers -6.5
patriots -3
steelers -10
your welcome :)
>>64465038
You missed them mate they were last week.
>>64465107
'no'
Arawa Park. Acre 8.50/2.65 fixed E/W, but I went tote. Estimate is a bit more. The favourite is in it's first race, so it is quite an unknown. Acre ran second in it's last race. Same jockey as that race who is getting better each race as a beginner, with only 13 races under his belt.
>>64465047
>I kinda feel bad for Miami for how bad they've been ref balled in this game
Maybe they should stop committing penalties
COUGARS
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A
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>>64465158
race 2. apologies.
Not mad at Slovakia -1.5 vs Belarus tomorrow. Both teams are garbage but Belarus noticeably more so I think.
No idea for Swiss vs Denmark
>On unders
>3 points in 1Q
>Get comfy
>31 points in 2Q
J U S T
U
S
T
HAHA TIME TO COUG IT
>tfw got on washington instead of washington state
the sweat is over now fortunately, god bless gaskin
>>64465424
which game is that? i think it's american football (7 td + 1 fg) but i don't see any game with those scores
>tfw no femdom gf to force me to go LARGE on Tulsa overs so I can buy her new shoes
Just die in my sleep already.
>Throwing for 229 TD in high school
Jesus Christ
>>64465542
Duke match lid. On U73 prematch needed some lotto shite.
>>64465548
>tfw no greek gf to nag me to stop gambling
>>64465582
duke has 10 in the first quarter and 7 in the second, while indiana has 17 in the second
but hope the teams ease out and let you win your bet
>>64465623
On mobile 365 doesn't show quarter scores went to get food with like 2 minutes left of first Q so guess they scored as I left. JUST.
>>64465623
>hope the teams ease out and let you win
Please no. I'm on o73.5
>>64465685
Thanks for the money lid :^)
>>64465706
Anything for you bae :3
>parents met at WSU
>dad golfed for them and is a side hard fan
>conceived on campus
>went there 2 years before tranferring
>watched this mostly shitty program fail my whole life
>UW winning their game
>on WSU -3 and -1.5
please don't coug it, please don't coug it, please don't coug it, please don't coug it, please don't coug it, please don't coug it, please don't coug it, please don't coug it
how much you guys down today? I only got small on Stoke and medium on >Arsenal, so I'm around even, but judging by the results today it looks like a nightmare for pleb bets
>>64465777
Didnt bet today.
>>64465777
>how much you guys down today?
all my bets are winning but I have this horrible ominous feeling in my gut
>>64465777
DAC
>>64465777
barring a miracle from golden eagles, I would be up small finally after the bgsu, utah st, temple and blunder losses which cost me around $500 in total
>Wizards
Why is it called Boxing Day?
Because you would rather be boxing (prime) Mike Tyson than betting on this day :)
>>64465777
Afghan -3.5 -200
Stoke +0.5 +100
Qadsia -0.5 +100
Besik W -1.0 +250
Wizards -1.5 -50???
>>64465777
Haven't had a bet for 3/4 days lid, neither should you have.
>>64465777
been a pretty gud day desu.
>manure
>lelsea draw
> 4rsenil
got the treble m8s
>BEING
>DOWN
>TODAY
KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA
>>64465777
I made the biggest stake I've done yet on Myungsik first map, SC2
Bookies forgot to close the market in time so my bet got refunded. It would've won btw
>>64466066
>KHA
Stop this
>>64465777
profiting about $30. Still got 2 horses in play for ~$100max and Brisbane/Melbourne both to score for ~$50. So it's looking good.
Mike Leach has the look of someone searching for a person to murder
>>64466098
the fire rises
COUGARS DIDN'T COUG IT
TULSA
any thoughts on portland u94.5 team total? Cavs defense is on point and lillard is out injured
>>64466314
based shit defence
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3374917/The-day-Britain-went-UK-hit-worst-floods-decades-towns-mini-Venices-thousands-flee-homes.html
>climate change isnt real
>>64466363
Are you telling us there were no floods in the past?
OVERS
>>64466384
I'm telling you there wasn't 3 extensive floods a month in the past.
Imagine IMAGINE
>>64466291
can someone post the webm?
Hope you lads got on Wizards
>>64466363
>daily fail
>>64466412
Are you an expert on this topic?
>>64466363
Don't think I've ever heard anyone in the last 3/4 years or so say climate change doesn't exist
>>64466412
Are you including the entire history of the earth or just recorded history?
>>64466388
>bet starts looking good
>immediately hate myself for not lumping more on
how do i escape this
>>64465777
Down a month's rent, going down to the store tomorrow to return my Christmas presents ;_;
>>64466435
was small on nets+8.5
>Brooklyn in charge of not getting BRFO int he 4th
>this complete and utter lack of defensive ability
ameribets and the other guy sublime
>>64466451
Remind yourself that sensible bankroll management is crucial and that you did it right.
>>64466442
Someone in this very thread is.
>Didnt put bankroll on overs
kill me now
>Didn't go LARGE on the wizards.
Should really learn more about this NBA business.
I would love to see the odds on people betting if global warming or climate change is real or not. America would be EVEN i imagine
>>64466441
>>64466442
>>64466363
>>64466384
Odds on Euans house being under water right now?
>overs
OVERS
>>64466557
tons of value(no really) when decent teams get btfo and go down 20+ points with their bench on the floor its a great oppurtunity
OVERS UNREAL BET
The ABSOLUTE STATE of these """""""""""defenses""""""""""
>>64466504
Charlotte -2.5 at home vs Memphis to chase it
>>64466572
Climate Change is real, the man made influence is negligible.
lads lads lads
calm down, you did good on your bets, actual mainstream specials are very rare so there's no neeed to pout over normal staking this and that
pour yourself a celebratory glass and keep your eyes sharp for more mainstream value today
>you will never cuck a buck by fucking his cheerleader gf in her x-mas outfit
Had 200$ in play when i went to bed last night, woke up this morning with $14 in play and no winnings....DOWN A CUNT.. W-we're all gonna make it right lids?
>>64466535
>>64466572
What I meant was that the argument seems to be more what is actually causing climate change and what is the true extent of it
>>64466620
Who's changing it then if not man?
>>64466643
What were you on senpai?
>kobe
>Cougars win first bowl game in 5 years and my pa is ecstatic (plus went special)
>full blown >nest collapse
>UW clears spread (fuck them but I'll take the money)
>Marshall clears spread
>Overs in Tulsa looking WORLD
Up brains, probably my beat overall day ever. If Tulsa clears overs duke covers the spread my bankroll will be up over 30%
comfy as fuck
>>64466654
It is a natural occurrence.
>>64466654
climate change has been happening for millions of years, we went through ice ages before a single living human existed
>mfw i bet on over 46.5 on nets 4th quarter. Honestly thought they wouldnt get there for a few minutes
Man thanks to updating my spreadsheet I recognized my addict bets and saved lots of money
Fuck international basketball
Should i get on over 47.5 for 3rd quarter rapters vs bucks?
they did score 69 in the second quarter
>>64466620
>over 180 countries have agreed to cut carbon emissions to lower the rate of global warming
>>64466711
turkey and italian basketball are the worst, good soccer clubs like barca, halal madrid and bayern are good at bball though
>>64466711
Used to make 30+/- bets a day. Keeping a spreadsheet really helps to filter out all the crap bets.
>>64466690
>>64466699
But the data is extremely unambiguous. You can't understand how atoms work and not know it's the greenhouse effect. It is. And man is demonstrably the biggest producer of carbon on earth BY FAR. Ffs in fared readings in the upper atmosphere indicate incident radiation is greater than emitted radiation.
Anthropogenic global warming is a fact. I would bet my entire roll against a .25 cent piece. It's that certain.
>>64466752
>the government is supporting a policy therefore it must be good
>>64466814
every government agrees on a policy as well as every climate studies organization as well as the catholic church as well as 97% of scientists as well as the majority of every first world country in the world except the united states
im gonna take over 3% in the next 50 years
>>64466814
>something something, therefore it must be good
unironically loving reading this meme
>>64466781
The only +ev things I have on basketball are:
GSW (le mainstream)
EOFAP (a peruvian team that always wins like 65-60 and is great for unders and big pluses on underdogs)
Greek women league (same as above, very low scores, great for unders)
The rest I've been terrible, my success rate is just over 50%
On the other hand in local bb I'm +23% return and 72% success rate
>>64466797
This is true, I grinded loads of bets early on to get a feeling and being able to recognize bets I should avoid
>>64466806
You realize forests and plants literally absorb CO2 and release ocygen right? And more CO2 and warmer temperatures are great for crops and forests.
>if its good for plants it therefore it must be good for humans
O-ok Tulsa you can start playing defense now
Overs so comfy
>>64466957
>plants literally dont absorb Co2 from the atmosphere and release pure oxygen into the atmosphere through photosynthesis
>oxygen isnt good for humans
>the absolute state of the american school system
>>64467012
americans non ironically believe that god has said climate change is real therefore it must be
>this """"""""""""""""""""""" defense """""""""""""""""""""
>>64466665
Arselel and leicester and cardiff basically lost it all for me. Had a parlay in with
Derby
Watford draw
Stoke
Everton
Ipswich
Sheffield
And
>arselel
For $100
>atleast im still up 2k for the week
they are going to cover my $50 over in the first half lel
>first world in full damage control of the pollution they've made in the last centuries
>>64467012
>rising sea levels causing floods
>Bangladesh will be underwater
>its must be good because its good for plants
>>64467100
>Bangladesh will be underwater
PMSL
Overs too comfy desu
>>64467100
>literally thinking the day after tomorrow is a documentary
>>64467012
>the absolute state of the american school system
I have a physics degree you fucking retard
>the city of your opinions
you obviously know nothing about science beyond a documentary level l, please stop embarrassing yourself
>>64466671
who is this cumrag?
>>64467100
top jej
>pre-stake indiana ml
>giving up land dragons for no reason
>must've shit out some of my intestines when score was 34-34
>finally get a stop on 4th and 1
come on hoosiers, don't lose to dook
>>64466917
>You realize forests and plants literally absorb CO2 and release ocygen right? And more CO2 and warmer temperatures are great for crops and forests
more than you know. but it's simply NOT good for humans, period.
200pts pls bucks and raptors
I'm tempted to bet on Toronto win? What do you think, lads?
>>64464172
Same here my American friend. I've been betting on mainstream and American coin flip bets for some Christmas "fun," the last week and fuck me its reminded me whoever does this is just a mong. Nothing fun about throwing away money. Also nowhere near enough shitposting about Leicester lads because even if the drew every slug and his granny would've used it as justification for their muggy bets and we wouldn't have heard the end of it So...
UTTER UTTER TEARS IF YOU GENUINELY BELIEVED LEICESTER WAS VALUE AWAY TO LIVERPOOL
>>64467210
Bucks are the 1 in 28-1. They aren't losing.
>>64467221
>it lost therefore it wasn't value
>>64467012
Am I missing something or is this just one of the most retarded things I've read on /bet/?
>>64467240
That doesn't mean much when they literally got their asses handed to them by the lelkers the very next game
need an american /bet/
>>64467278
>giving it everything you've got to beat the goat team
>surprised when they lose the next game
>>64467269
Yea but its probably some kinda meme wouldnt worry about it
Tulsa +15.5 was at 1.87 free money
>>64467269
you're right we should probably eliminate all cars on the streets because the world is destined to be destroyed in a few years
>>64467295
>get 3 days rest after beating goat team
>get owned by the second worst team in the NBA
>>64467294
Here's a big strong american tip
Suns -12
>>64467311
Have you been watching Tulsa? It surprises me when they only give up a five yard gain
>>64467339
australians can go too
>>64467328
>their "rest" was a 3day bender of celebration
>>64467328
the bucks simply matched up well against the warriors with their perimeter defense and MCW having a rare good game
>>64467349
Are you the Brit anon that makes the assumption that all Brits/Europeans are shrewd? If so, do you want me to quote all the Brits that bet the PL today and the accys from last night?
>>64467342
Their offense can handle s shootout they wont lose by 2 TDs plus
rockets -1.5 value pham
>>64467159
Tori Black
>>64467364
I posted the epl accy last night
>not mugging up your account once in a while to avoid getting limited
>>64467364
>Are you the Brit anon that makes the assumption that all Brits/Europeans are shrewd?
no, but there is a solid group. rest are just tourists from other generals.
it's hard to argue there any shrewd north americans. they don't even keep spreadsheets to track their lotto picks.
>>64467374
is she an actress?
>>64467387
That's because American bookies don't carry most of the shit Europeans bet on (slags, reserve games, etc.). It's not that we don't know what value is, it's that we have to work with what we've got
>>64467323
>we should probably eliminate all cars
What the actual fuck are you on about now you clueless anon? Were you actually trying to imply global warming is a good thing because because we will then have more oxygen??
>hey people of Cumbria don't worry about the unstable climate that's causing the floods and destroying your houses at Christmas because now you'll have more oxygen!
utter utter tears
Charlotte, Houston and Orlando.
>time for shekels
>>64467422
perhaps, but the shrewd move there is to stop betting. it's not even betting actually, it's gambling
>on Tulsa +16.5
a-atleast overs going to win
>>64467389
>is she an actress?
if you consider porn as acting then yeah
>>64467492
oh. she is in porn. DROPPED
>>64467442
and those floods are caused by man made climate change? Whats the evidence the fact there hasnt been that many floods in the past 100 years? the past 1000 years? guess what thats not even a fraction of the modern geographic period. Theres been ice ages that have lasted longer than modern humans have existed.
Leicester SW/DNB vs City is extreme value lids
>>64467504
>judging a girl by her sexual history
patriarchal bigot detected
>Charlotte down 7-0
>Blink
>Up 7-10
>>64467482
Does it really matter what other people halfway across the world do with their money? The cluelessness of some can be annoying at times but at least they keep the thread going overnight so we don't have to make a new one each day. If it reeeeally bothers you enough you can just use the flag filter
>>64467539
city isnt as shit as liverpoop tho
>Tulsa defense
O V E R S
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>>64467482
>being a bubble gum bitch
muh Beamerball
>>64467564
any community that gets its laughs by betting on lotto shit will eventually be flooded by more mugs who mistakenly believe that they're in good company.
Overs up with 7 minutes left in the first half.
That was fun lids
>overs already in, but Tulsa is kill.
HMMMM
Were some of you on overs by any chance?
>>64467515
>Were you actually trying to imply global warming is a good thing because because we will then have more oxygen??
Read what I'm actually saying you dumb fuck. At no point was I debating the causes of climate change. I was challenging the logic behind this >>64467012 post
Do you all need tips or are you all good??
>cockshits literally cant stop AD
>overs in Tulsa game hit before half
>Duke wins and clears +3 spread
sucks the double OT didn't hit but the perfect day continues
>>64467645
gib tips pls
>>64467645
Give tips
