>that one guy with a manchester united jersey
>that one guy with a barcelona jersey
>that one guy with a real madrid jersey
>that one guy with a full kit
>that one guy who always tries rabonas but fails
>that one guy who always succesfully does rabonas
>that one guy that never passes
>that fat guy that's always put in goal
>that small team of germans that always plays with tactics
>that one guy that blames mistakes on others
>that one guy who always dives
>that one guy who who wears jeans
>that one guy who pretends to be the captain and shouts all kind of tactics to everyone but nobody listens
>that one girl that cant play
Welcome to pickup games.
>not playing barefoot
enjoy your shit first touch
>that one continent with an obsession for faggy sports
>>64460607
>not owning shoes
What else should you expect from hues?
>>64460509
why would you play without tactics?
>>64460622
>one continent
>>64460509
>That one guy with the Favre, Brady or Rogers jersey who demands to be QB even though he sucks
>The fast as fuck short receiver who always catches dragons
>That annoying asshole who always blitzes despite no offensive line
>The sperg who comes with intricate plays like its Madden, but then everyone just goes deep
>That one kid who always picks the ball off 2-3 times
>The one girl who cant play
Welcome to pickup games in the US.
>>64460850
pick up american football sounds gay as fuck
>>64460727
Why would you play with them?
>>64460946
to win
>>64460964
Winning isnt important in pickup football.
>>64460964
How do you know tactics guarantee a win?
>>64460996
because some countries have 4 world cups, while other have none
>>64460979
it is
>>64460996
there´s no guarantee, but a well organized team always has an advantage over a team of headless chickens
>>64460979
This.
It drives me crazy when people even keep up with the score. It's how I know they don't know proper football.
>>64461085
why score if you don´t care about it at all?
>tfw no one to play football with these days
Not played since school really lads. What do? I'm 26.
>>64460509
What about that one guy who always passes?
>>64460509
>Not living in Portland Oregon (Soccer City U.S.A.)
>not experiencing the quality pick up games this city hosts
>>64461218
everyone likes him
>>64461139
This. Keep score but don't be an over-competitive little child.
>>64461165
go to a pitch in your area and ask the lads if you could join them. maybe you will even find some new friends. don´t be autistic.
>>64460979
Winning is always important
>>64461062
#REKT
>>64461062
>>64460850
>that one kid playing in work boots
>that one awkward kid that is always open but drops every pass
>that one kid that can actually play oline correctly
Schoolyard edition
>that one kid that debates he was only touched with one hand every play when we all saw it
>>64461085
>everyone is a winner
>that one local youth club player at school who always slide tackled everyone
>that one local youth club player at school who always got to play forward and shoot the ball with the power of million suns and killing every poor fat fuck who got to be the goalkeeper
>that one local youth club defender at school who always got to play forward and shoot the ball with the power of million suns into the sky
>>64461357
>that one tall kid who can catch anything but wants to be qb
>that one kid who makes everyone play 2 hand touch
>that one kid who brings flags
>that one kid that makes it 10 yards instead of 2 completions
>>64461265
Lol. I ain't no autist, just legit didn't know what the deal is.
I live in Portsmouth so there's a bunch of parks and that.
>>64461139
I'd rather hold the ball until the other team feels completely defeated and starts moaning at each other.
>that one guy who bites
>that guy who keeps putting other people down who aren't as good as him, still deluded and blissfully unaware of the fact that he has a 0% percent chance of making it and would be completely outclassed by the worst player in the lowest professional division
>that one fat Mexican who always asks to play forward despite can't run for shit
>that one kid who plays on the worst select team in state
>that one kid who wants to play goal despite being scared of he ball
>that one Mexican kid with a strong foot
>>64461266
Spoken like a true american
I want to play soccer again but I'm absolute dogshit.
It would be nice to find a group of players who aren't competitive at all to play with, that would be comfy.
>>64461062
holy...
>that one kid that always manages to get hurt
>>64460749
North america is one continent
>>64461549
Go join a local indoor league. They are filled with the trashiest players imagination
>>64461580
Used to be me before I started to stretch before games.
>>64461631
That's true.
Not as much skill needed unless it's futsal.
>>64460509
>tfw used to play varsity soccer in HS
>tfw all the football players and baseball players would get laid all the time even though they sucked
>tfw are team was best in the district and we are still virgins
>tfw nobody showed up to our games
>tfw we got bullied by everyone calling us fags and field fairies.
>tfw we won state 3 times and nobody cared
>tfw the football players would have all the cheerleaders to themselves even though they couldn't make playoffs
>even the fat ass linebackers would get pussy
>tfw 18 yearold virgin
Feels bad being an American Soccer Player
>>64461518
They still call it select?
>>64461891
Really I'm 18 and play varsity soccer and here all the soccer players get mad poon.
>>64461465
you´ll be fine then. I believe in you, bro.
>>64462143
where you live?
>that one kid who wore a full liverpool kit to hurling training
>>64461911
When I played there were levels 4 of select Slysa C, Slysa B, slysa A, and MRL. Slysa C was trash, B is decent, A and MRL were about the same level of play but MRL teams were more expensive and traveled more.
>That one guy who is late to every tackle
>that one black kid who was just too good but was exposed when everyone else went through puberty
>>64462205
White suburbs of saint Louis
>>64462143
Seriously. When I was in hs, the football team was full of fat, greasy nolifes and the soccer team slayed bitches.
>that one guy who is autistic and tackles really hard every time, but you don't want to call him out on it because then you'd look like a pussy
>>64461891
From what I've seen if you're actually white and live in a white area then soccer players gety treated fine. Why do you go to a poor nigger HS?
>>64462286
Knew a black kid at school who went through puberty way before everyone else and so was huge before everyone but nothing insanely impressive technically, he now plays for Liverpool kek
>>64461062
jesus christ, hans, don't holocaust the dutchbro.
>>64460509
I played soccer at a local club that eventually turned into a traveling team
>mfw we won a every match besides one
>mfw when the match we lost was due to a kid named Colby who kicked the ball into our own goal
>mfw when he had done this 3 times in the past already
>mfw he was never kicked out
This went on for 3 years before he stopped playing, another kid name Jacob was so bad, m8s he would look away from the ball and close his eyes before kicking it. We actually got him to score before the end of the season, some good hilarious shit right there
>>64460607
>living in a favela and not being able to afford boots
>>64461485
underrated kek
>not wearing your favourite teams shirt then wearing random brand shorts to not go fkw
>not wearing your favourite teams shirt then wearing a random brand shirt to not go fkw
PLEB LA
>>64461062
>>64462911
Who?
>turn up as a full kit wanker in my brand new Italy kit in 2006 after they won the WC (Totti on the back)
>teams are black vs skins so I have to take the top off
>get rinsed by all my school friends for being a full kit wanker
>never wear the kit again
>>64460509
>that guy thats shit at dribbling and compensates by running quickly
thats me, im that guy. lord help me if the turf is uneven though, i;ll be tripping all day.
>>64468013
Jerome Sinclair, was huge for his age and obviously very athletic but shocked the fuck out of me when I found out he'd gone to Liverpool
>>64468246
>get rinsed
I like this phrase
Played pick up last week for the first time. Out of 40 people I was the only one not wearing cleats.
>>64461062
WOOOOOOOOOOO
>That guy that runs a lot for the first 5-8 minutes and is totally exhausted after that for the whole game
That guy is me
>that big guy who always just boots it downfield
>>64471542
>That one kid who was left footed so always put in Left mid
>All he does is just run up and down the wing and sometimes crosses the ball or takes a setpiece.
Story of my life. Least it kept me fit.
>>64461357
>>that one awkward kid that is always open but drops every pass
me af
>>64461062
Germany on FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>that kid that never plays football but still loves it and everyone thinks he is a sport hating nerd
thats me by the way
>>64461062
w-whoa..
thats harsh, bro.. i thought we had a thing going
>that one faggot who sucks but thinks he is the best and when its his turn of being the goal keeper he lets the other team to score to go back at the field
>those 2 Egyptian/ mideastern looking brothers that you haven't seen in a couple years and you wonder if they joined isil
>that guy in his 40s with a beer belly who always knows what to do and where to pass
>>64462286
There was a kid on my select U15 team who was not black but Mexican and he hit puberty at like age 11 and was 5'8 while everyone was still 5 feet tall. I stayed at the club until I was 17 and what do you know he got exposed so hard. Went from Premiere to s2 in 2 years.
>>64476031
It's always somebody's Mexican dad too
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>mfw don't really know the rules
>mfw only play pickup games
>mfw only play striker
>mfw always score at least twice
>mfw everyone hates me but won't say anything because I'm super likeable and aesthetic
plus every time I ask someone to take some time to show me how to play and improve dribble skills they decline so fuck them
>>64461062
BTFO
>>64461580
One of my friends is this guy, broke two ribs playing hide and seek once
>that fat guy Who always ask to pass the ball on his feet
A run every now and then wouldnt kill you
