What are you thinking lads? Newcastle to nick it for me.
3-1 Everton.
https://soundcloud.com/radiohead/spectre
How old is Lukaku?
>>64458854
about ~4 years older than he claims
Can we pick up 3 today, lads?
any streams?
This thread will be flooded with bitter kopites soon
I hope that we can win ;_;
>>64458995
acestream://27f5f2171841202c26ca7ac0fa5283797a392834
Can't get enthused for this game
Everton are inconsistent, Newcastle will scrape survival
>>64459008
>playing newcastle
>still somehow find a way to talk about lfc
>>64459049
Here they come, you won lid, cheer up and stop being so bitter
where is everyone
Newc/a/stle
>your striker is literally in the best form of his career
>haven't won in a month
everton behaviour
>>64459089
watching lirik suck at csgo desu
martinez out desu
>>64459089
Licking their wounds from foxes loss
is it me or should everton be fighting for 4th with this squad?
i thought these two were big teams but there are no fans in here
>>64459120
we the MOB (martinez out brigade)
spend £50m and we're still this bad, why couldnt i have just been born in Leicester :(
>>64459142
>supporting your local team
kek
this isn't the 80s m8, football has become an international sport
why are Everton fans such shitheads
you don't appreciate Timmy Howard and Martinez
>>64459158
>not supporting your local team
>newclapstle
>Newcastle fans still clap on 17 mins
>>2
>still clapping this
who /lukakucutie/ here
>2 guys died 20 years ago
>newclapsles are still clapping
Reminder that Everton haven't won a trophy in 20 years
Reminder that Everton have never even won a league cup
Reminder that the official everton website considers "runners up" as an achievement / honour
do villa fans still clap for petrov?
>still clapping this
TINPOT
Newcastle looking like they've been out on the piss the night before.
They cannot be fucking bothered.
even as a newcastle supporter i think the clapping has gone a bit far now
80%+ ball possession for Everton.
wtf happened the first 20 mins?
>>64459248
>>2
KEK
needs to be a new meme desu
>>64459121
I'm sorry, but did the Foxes already drop from first place? Oh, that's right. The season isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only December. Does losing to Liverpool while maintaining first place count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when Leicester is still first? The Foxes still have plenty of games left and they have been the best team in the 'E'PL for how many weeks now? They just played one of the worst teams in the '''E'''PL who just happen to have a got a win because they're feeding off the energy of a 2-2 draw against West Brom. But you know what? They still fucking suck. Leicester are one of the best fucking teams in the Premier League, they went 11-8-19 last year and would of won the Premier League if Pearson spent his time coaching his players instead of chocking them. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Leicester wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, Leicester practically won their next game already because they only have to play Manchester City -- an Eredivisie team no less, in 4 days. Are you fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Foxes topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
>shitrovic
we're doomed this season, well done super schteve
>Everton
MUH POSSESSION
Feel sorry for lukaku and martinez, stuck at such a shitty poverty club
>not playing this game on December 31
Missed opportunity to be honest
Did McClaren get a 'JUST' haircut?
>>64459248
>>64459320
>xDDD dead people!!!
kill yourself mohameds
>>64459400
>Philippines in charge of banter
>>64459370
Wish he'd shave the "lump" at the front
Find a worse commentator on a Newcastle match that isn't the stableboy. Bonus points for not saying Chris "we's keys are theese keys" Waddle.
>>64459358
Martinez is shit and most Everton fans want him to fuck off
>>64459275
>>96
>>64459370
he has 2 different haircuts on the same head, impressive tbqh
>>64459334
Jeez. Calm down.
>>64459358
they will soon be in a big club la
>>64459412
تبارك الله>>
just tuned in who's been playing better so far?
>>64459463
Wtf la
>>64459463
as if you even need to ask
![1428371840258[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/F2hqyAW.jpg "1428371840258[1].jpg")
>>64459400
>00
Czeched
>>64459358
Last season Cukaku was shit and Martinez manages this team filled with decent players but cant kill of fucking Bournemouth or Norwich,
I hate Man utd fans desu.
>>64459431
his only issue is his stubbornness
everton would be retarded to get rid of him
>>64459463
spooky scary skeleton
my commentator keeps saying Mbemba is Belgian and he's Lukaku's teammate at the NT
Mbemba is Congolese and plays Congo
>>64459494
Isn't lukaku Congolese?
>>64459494
atleast you dont have michael owen
>>64459490
>Martinez defending
he could have the greatest back 4 and keeper in the world and his team would still be shit at defending.
>the most exciting league in the world
>>64459494
Most of your sqaud aren't Belgian anyway?
>>64459505
born in belgium but both his parents came over from congo, yes
maybe commentatorman is having some good banter, who knows
Without googling, guess how many yellow cards has in his career.
mitrovic be good pls
>>64459516
and yet here you are
>>64459540
Gareth Barry?
>>64459540
*Barry
Wish Newcastle would get relegated, they deserve it for hounding Pardew out
How many fucking times is this commentary team going to mention that it's boxing day?
>>64459543
he was a bit of a fat bastard but prety dangerous in the 16 in his time at Anderlecht, he's probably not good enough for Newcastle yet?
>>64459494
Is Lukaku Flemish or Walloon?
>>64459570
sp gets angry at the stupidest shit
>>64459494
What's the problem?
Congo is Belgian.
>>64459566
>those hands and wrists
>that peepee
noice trap
>>64459566
>girl
>>64459580
Flemish
>>64459358
Lukaku is not that great.
Delofeu babby. He isn't going to score this game because Geri isn't there.
>>64459566
>likes traps
>has the gall to criticise other people
>>64459580
African
>>64459588
I'm just drunk and bemused lad, can't be raging in a comfy toon thread.
no final pass: the game
>>64459607
>He doesn't like traps
3D traps may be shit fa, but you cannot deny 2D traps are gods gay gift to mankind
that's a second yellow yo
lukaku's flemish btw
Everton, always the victim
refball
>lukaku in charge of first touch
What happened to Sargon? Did he an hero after Labour got BTFO?
Such a dumb tackle.
>>64459642
He was posting earlier today.
>>64459624
no yellow card: the game
>>64459642
>tripdrama
who fucking cares
>>64459634
That's Liverpool
>Kill 96 people
>Kill Juve fans
>Why does everyone hate us, la. We're such loveable scousers, la. IT'S OUR YEAR LA
THE
MOST
DANGEROUS
LEAD.
>>64459642
He left when I (King) arrived on the scene.
Guess I was too intimidating.
>>64459659
Barry got carded a few minutes ago
>>64459667
*tips fedora*
get him back
>>64459667
you talking about liverpools history there la? you know, the thing you constantly mock liverpool fans for doing, la?
>>64459566
who???
>>64459687
he's right, you know
>>64459684
>that's the meme
>>64459688
Where is he now?
>>64459709
memeing it up at bolton with heskey
Why am I watching this garbage?
New year's resolution: Stop watching garbage.
>>64459690
Did I mock them for bringing up history in my post? No
I mentioned that they think it's their year la.
Fuck off you scouse rat desu
>>64459690
liverpool fans get mocked because they think istree began in 1977
dat field
>>64459709
I actually saw him parked in an alleyway a few months ago
it was pretty surreal but he has a distinctive numberplate so it was definitely him
>>64459728
>haha liverpool nearly won the league
>absolutely embarrassing
>can you believe they won 11 games in a row and nearly won the league?
>LIVERPOOP
meanwhile everton do a pitch invasion for 1pt against bourenmouth
>tfw at work today and tomorrow
Pls win for me Toon senpai
>"has been more entertaining than the scoreline suggests" ~t. commentator
i want off this ride
>>64459726
>implying every year isnt our year
and if we fucked off this thread would have 404d already
![JS78726510[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fndzlUy.jpg "JS78726510[1].jpg")
>>64459754
>>64459726
did i say you mocked them for bringing up history? no, you fucking retard
abls never cease to amaze with their stupidity
>>64459754
>>64459781
sheeeeeeet
>>64459754
it was for 3 points and it was the last minute of the game.
It's still pretty intense in the stands when that happens. Something you would know because you're too poor to go to a game.
>>64459781
>hahahahaha liverpool players clapped the fans to show their appreciation
>what an absolute joke
>LIVERPOOP
amirite guys?
>>64459359
why?
>RAWK defended this wool
A Liverpool fan who threatened the carer of a disabled supporter at Steven Gerrard's last match at Anfield has been given a three-year stadium ban.
Jonathan Poulter, 20, became aggressive after being asked to take down a banner blocking the view of disabled fans.
At one point, he threatened the husband of a wheelchair user, Liverpool Community Justice Court was told.
Poulter, of Chapel Road, Anfield was found guilty by a district judge of using threatening behaviour.
He is now banned from going near any ground where Liverpool are playing, home or away, as well as any international games, for three years.
It had been widely publicised there would be a special introduction and guard of honour for Steven Gerrard before the kick-off at Anfield on 16 May, but the offending banner was said to have been so big that fans were unable to see.
The unnamed couple, who have been Liverpool fans for more than 40 years, said they have been left feeling anxious about going to see Liverpool play.
Senior Crown Prosecutor Alison Clarkson said it had been a disability hate crime and Poulter had "spoiled" the occasion for several people, directing his "threatening abuse at some of the most vulnerable fans in the ground".
The court was told that fans often raise banners at that spot but normally take them down as soon as the players come on to the pitch.
>>64459790
>you talking about liverpools history there la? you know, the thing you constantly mock liverpool fans for doing, la?
>did i say you mocked them for bringing up history? no, you fucking retard
>>64459802
if i didnt go to matches id have more money
strange logic
and only poverton fans would invade the pitch because they thought they were getting 3 points against bournemouth
>>64459829
>trying to reason with a liverpool fan
kill yourself to be honest
>>64459811
>Celebrating a draw at home to west Brom
He thanked them for not fucking off after 75 minutes like they normally do
>>64459856
Don't worry. A liverpool fan will probably squash me to death or push a wall on me like the scum they are.
>>64459829
You're either trolling or retarded, either way i win
learn to fucking read
i accused you, and other retarded abls of constantly mocking liverpool fans for bringing up the past
i did not say "you, in that fucking post that i am currently quoting, are mocking liverpool for bring up their past"
>>64459882
Chelsea did heysel la
>>64459860
>invading the pitch celebrating a draw against bournemouth in your lonsdale trabs
>>64459888
what was your old trip? I'm smelling the delusion and easily offended posting style of Adam Roberts
atleast you can see something good at woodison nowadays
What does wool mean?
>>64459930
>neverton will NEVER EVER get a new ground
kek
KEK
>>64459950
material you get when you shave a sheep la. often used for clothes and that
>>64459950
Skin on the sheep
Everton fans are worse than liverpools
>>64459909
>Outraged at everything ashamed of nothing
Face it, your club is small time living off a 13 year spell of big spending dominance, your fans are cringeworthy wools and everybody laughs at you.
You made the wrong choice dont take your bitterness at that fact on everyone else.
>>64459950
Someone from outside of Liverpool, like all Liverpool fans
>Everton fans chatting shit
>After they got banged last week for it
>Whilst they haven't won a SINGLE trophy since 1995
>The only way they can pretend to insult Liverpool is buy using Chelsea/City/United's achievements
Literally Cuck: the club
Why are we talking about liverpool?
THIS IS OUR YEAR LA (to break into the top 4)
I KNOW I SAID IT LAST YEAR, AND THE YEAR BEFORE, BUT I MEAN I THIS TIME LAD
>everton and liverslip fans arguing
>reading this knowing I will never be a poortherner
great feeling
>internet worked fine all day and now its shitting out on me
I just wanted to watch some ball with the lads
>>64459954
>Evicting scousers from their homes so you can build a new stand to attract more day trippers
Class and dignity la
>>64460015
Because it's all Everton talk about.
Remember they LITERALLY spammed abuse at Besic yesterday because he had red baubles on his tree
>>64460008
>buy
literally wow
>>64460015
threads full of everton fans, why else
liverpool fans are pathetic (just like their team)
>>64460031
unlike you we can fill a 70k seater just from locals la. enjoy your americans though
wow everton finished 11th last season. thought they were like 6th or 7th
>Kopite wools come to everton thread and shitpost
>Get smacked down
>Claim everyone is obsessed with them
Mentally ill the lot of em
>>64460032
Kek
>BESIC YOU FUCKING FRAUD HOW DARE YOU PUT RED ON YER TREE
>80% off sale at sports direct
Any of you lads gonna check it out?
>>64460000
the fact people take the time to make those pics speaks volumes
forever in our shadow. stay inferior, stay mad
>b-but liverpool are only good because they have good players and a good manager
thats how you sound
>>64460077
>saving pictures of a lad necking his bird on your PC
Bail you fucking bus seat sniffing nonce
>>64460064
>Kopites
>Scouse
try to be subtle when trolling
>>64460031
vandalising your own stadium because you're angry at a manager you're lucky to have
>>64460087
WOW LOOK AT THAT ABUSE
BESIC MUST BE CRYING RIGHT NOW
>>64460087
>you know you bad virgin
>tfw geordie and just wanting to discuss the match and get this shit
i see why livershit call you guys bitters holy fuck. you make the mackems look good.
>>64460094
liverpool has literally zero good players. they had suarez and he's long gone
>>64460115
Back to Rhyl you fucking Lonsdale wearing ming.
>>64460077
nice
>>64460117
It was chelsea la
>>64460077
>everton fans watching tranny porn find a lfc shirt
cringe
EVERYONE STOP SHITTING UP THE THREAD
this is a comfy zone
>>64460129
Liverpool fans are stirring shit just as much
Scousers are just scum all round
>>64460141
Reminder you begged fucking >Moyes not to leave and have won fuck all in over 2 decades
>>64460137
Rhyl is scouse la
this match is screaming 0-0
thank you based Lukaku for changing that in minute 84
>>64460129
Go punch a horse or something you cry baby delusional jock cunt!
Also why aren't you at the game?
Is it me or has there been a lot more advantages called by refs lately?
I love England and the English people
Alright fellow Toffees, how's it going? Gonna whip my lonsdales and slipknot hoody on and go to the second floor of the krazyhouse
What you all up to?
>>64460214
Why though
>>64460203
noticed that in the manu game as well, odd
they were probably given instructions
>>64460203
It's the one thing refs get praised for so they love to do it
LE TOFFEES
>>64460216
Pushing a wall on some kids JFT96 YAWN
>>64460218
I like the way they talk
>>64460216
>krazyhouse
yes lad. miss that place
>>64460203
Blatter got suspended so refs are allowed not to be retards now.
>>64460196
>Newcastle
>Jock
I chuckled lad
Must be comfy as fuck playing for everton
fans and owner with low expectations
>>64460216
>tfw blue and wear lonsdale
whats wrong with lonsdale you posh cunt?
>>64460237
Ergh, ergh araight der la
>>64460262
lonsdales are wool attire
there isnt a real scouser alive who would wear lonsdale
its for mancs and sheep shaggers
>lukaku
so handsome and fast
>>64460271
Love it
>Mirallas starting over Deulogoat
literally why
Why is this pussy-sport horseshit on my tv in America? Soccer sucks ass, no one has even scored a goal after a fucking hour, a bunch of pussies fake falling down. The weakest men on earth playing a game. And of course, they're not americans because they're so weak. Soccer sucks. I'd rather watch commercials
>>64460262
WOOL
O
O
L
>>64460285
>lelgium is 90 percent white
>all its sports teams are full of 6'3 non whites
it must be hard to not become a cuck there
>>64460300
good post senpai
HOLY SHIT
that wasn't a fucking red for Stones? He two footed him from behind when Newcastle were breaking,,,,,
Fuck off Lee Mason
>>64460298
This is why
god damnit score already
>>64460280
>Scousers calling out anyone on fashion
>>64460300
>I'd rather watch commercials
we already know you guys prefer the nfl no need to tell us
>0-0 after an hour
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me
>>64460312
here's your (you), now go away. you bore me
>>64460341
Footy fashion came from scousers in the 70s and 80s you mong
>>64460344
standard martinez
fucks sake just want a real manager
>>64460349
>We started der terrace fashion la
Like being proud of stealing is a good thing. Dirty gyppo cunts
>>64460349
>footy fashion
that doesnt exist here or anywhere outside of liverpool either. we wear what we like its not a catwalk
Im noticing a trend with the announcers. Whenever Everton plays they always go on about how clever they play. They like trying to oversell them or somethin
>>64460387
>we wear what we like its not a catwalk
t. scruffy meff who gets his stuff from Primark an sports direct
>>64460392
its because martinez told them he has a philosophy
its all youve gotta say to make the media think youre a genius
>>64460380
Bail you smelly fucking goth
>>64460392
What the fuck is an announcer?
>>64460403
fucking north face isnt fashion m8 unless youre trying to climb the andes
>>64460392
yeah.
they play nice but not fluent enough in the final third, deulofeu is pretty much the only one who consistently creates chances
i think they're right where they belong in the ranking
>>64460431
Hahaha what do you wear you bad tramp
>>64460421
Ergh, Ergh just ad off dis gear la, Zzzgowcsers are de best blaggers in der werrrrld
>you will never be scouse
GOAT feel
Which is worse being sponsored by sports direct or wonga?
Get Lennon off desu
He's playing well but he only runs in straight lines. Lukaku needs someone who will cut inside to support him in the box more.
>>64460422
the voice that signs the calls to prayer every morning
>>64460447
THOSE SCOUSERS CALLED ME A DIRTY GOTH AGAIN MUM, THEY TOLD ME TO GET A SHOWER
>mfw a scouser said I was a zivvie and he was gonna zoo me in
Its getting highly out there
SOMEBODY SCORE A FUCKING GOAL JESUS WEPT
the big black beast needs feeding, dont disappoint me gerard
>>64460475
>A person who wears rockports and trackies tucked into football socks talking fashion
Errgh, errgh yerra blert la.
>>64460457
wonga
at least sports direct does something worthwhile (cheap trainers la)
God damn, this is a training session and Everton can't score.
>>64460493
This was always going to be shit
>>64460216
>he doesn't like krazyhouse
dropped
>>64460508
>literally going on a manure twitter account
my sides. youre done pham
>>64460109
>bird
just tuned in
is this a shit 0-0 or does it look like someone might score eventually
>>64460514
It's Everton. What do you expect.
>>64460526
Krazyhouse had it's day, Level is blatantly better now.
Full of Southern student slags
Would rather top with Deulofeu or bottom with Lukaku?
fucking charvers ITT i swear. glad that fad has died outside of liverpool
>>64460538
shit 0-0
>everton havnt beaten a team in the top half of the table
please tell me i misheard the commentator
>>64460528
Errgh yer blert
>>64460510
the best thing sports direct do is the free mug you get with an order than can hold like a whole pint.
>meat and drink
fucking hell man mitro
>>64460538
It's ending 0-0
wij pls
>>64460555
Newcastle haven't
FUCK OFF MITROVIC
>>64460555
>leicester: 2-3
>arsenal: 1-2
>man city: 0-2
>spurs: 0-0
>palace: 1-1
>manure: 0-3
>watford: 2-2
>liverpool: 1-1
>west ham: 1-1
>stoke: haven't played yet this season
it's actually true lmao
>mfw these metrosexual ladyboy scousers would get knocked out and have their hiking coats stolen if they ever dared come up to walker or the grove
>naming your team after a brewery
>shitroshitch
Wow clevs looked ace there
>>64460590
>Memetinez
>>64460582
Spuds and pool
>>64460590
martinez philisophy at work
>mfw we got out philosophied by van laal
This is like a game at the local park.
