Stoke vs Man UTD #1
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Come and witness van gaals second to last match in charge of manchester united
De Gea, Jones, Smalling, Blind, Young, Carrick, Herrera, Mata, Fellaini, Depay, Martial
Subs: Rooney, Romero, Schneiderlin, Varela, McNair, Borthwick-Jackson, Pereira
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Butland, Cameron, Shawcross, Wollscheid, Pieters, Johnson, Whelan, Shaqiri, Krkic, Afellay, Arnautovic
Subs: Joselu, Wilson, Van Ginkel, Adam, Diouf, Walters, Haugaard
Is it cold and rainy in Stoke right now?
>>64451707
yes
and rooney is on the bench so united might actually stand a chance at scoring a goal this match
43 minutes and 27 seconds early
Bojan will shit on Carricks face
>Fellani STILL starting
at least rppny is on the bench finally
why the fuck is fellaini starting over schneiderlin
at least rooney actually got dropped
>tfw stoke beat yanited and dubs confirm
that team is so shit
>>64451716
>Barca bandwagoners
>>64451720
>>64451722
Yeah, Van Gaal clearly didn't check the FIFA16 player ratings like any decent manager does.
ABU reporting in
>>64451697
Schweinsteiger sucks ... glad Louis took him.
>>64451697
Jones at RB Young at LB?
>carrick
>fellaini
Stoke are going to win.
>no rppney
>Herrera in the hole
Van Gaal may have just rescued his job
>>64451722
obviously wants to go balls to the wall attacking football to relieve some pressure. prepare for a wolfsburg-esque performance
>rooney is literally on the bench for the first time in a premier league match under van laal
top kek
> leftover turkey sandwiches all day
better than christmas tbhwy
>>64451780
could be that 433 last season where we actually played some decent football. with carrick as DM and fellaini and herrera ahead of him
no idea why LVG scrapped that
>>64451780
>Rppney
570 - Wayne Rooney's mins per goal ratio (one every 570) in 2015-16 is more than double that of any of his previous 13 PL seasons. Benched.
SO what is the whole point of rppney?
>>64451791
fuloshofee
if it's true it's a christmas miracle ellie :)
>>64451722
Why didn't you start the thread you paki bastard.
>>64451793
selling shirts
>>64451793
He is the captain so he shall always play.
>tfw rooney's probably only getting rested for chelsea in 2 days
What's the plan of action today? Hoof it to afroman?
Good luck Stoke!
Its fascinating to see their transition from a rugby team to manlet heavy team.
>>64451831
>>64451845
Marouane haters >>>/out/
He will score today
>>64451830
just woke up senpai
>>64451850
manlets weigh less and last longer
+more faster accelerations
barca has the best manlet ratio
>>64451851
I'm not a hater you fag. Just having some banter.
Hey kid, wanna make some money
>Lose 2-1 at home to Norwich
>Playing the exact same starting 11 next match
WEW
>>64451866
its not the same you fat mong
Felliani actually played well recently. LVG uses him pretty well, if he links up with Herrera or Marital United could be coasting to victory. He is great at making knock downs and scoring sloppy goals, just too lanky to be effective at a full CDM role.
>>64451865
lose
win
lose
Will Mata be utter dogshit again today?
>>64451873
Haha. Fellaini just chests the ball and elbows his way into constant fouls.
That's it. There's nothing else.
stevie wonder has an awful voice desu
All this United hope, ready to be dashed against the rocks in Stoke.
>>64451880
Not playing at CAM today so he might play well again.
>>64451870
>Herrera for Rooney
Wow, 5-0 win confirmed.
can't wait for Stoke to bash these manc cunts
who /ABU/ here
>>64451892
Most of us United fans expect to lose again, maybe hoping for a cheeky draw.
Happy Boxing Day lads.
ANYONE But United
Going to go big lads
£50 on over 3.5 @ 10/3
>>64451919
I was expecting more pessimism, getting their hopes up at this stage is dangerous.
But sometimes you have to dream
>it's called boxing day
>there's no boxing on tv
>>64451929
Happy boxing day whatever the fuck it is
how many goals with the austrian ibra bang in
>>64451942
Stoke to win and btts @ 7
>>64451929
Happy St. Stephens day buddy
>>64451950
It's where we all box all the bad things in our lives and put them away for next year.
What's for breakfast/lunch?
>lang baal actually having the balls to drop rooney
reminder that martial is shit
>>64451946
>bundasliga
>bunda nowhere to be seen
>>64451958
More turkey.
>>64451960
And that's bad how? Rppney sucks cock at the moment.
>>64451958
COLD CUTS NIGGER
>>64451942
Over 3.5 on a man Utd game? MAD MAN
>>64451960
he needs a win to keep his job
>>64451971
it's not bad
just surprising. rooney has consistently been able to stick his freckley cock into the man utd management's arse for years, holding them to ransom over contracts, being consulted over transfers etc
>Jones in
who's ready for some full throttle defending?
>>64451960
Bet he freaks out and brings him in at the half hour mark
Lads I am in STOKE and can confirm it's windy as fuck
United stand no chance
>>64451761
i don't even like soccer, I'm here to shitpost when United inevitably lose
this has been a great year for ABUs
What the hell kind of a name is 'Stoke'?
Who /chicharito/ here?
>>64451986
It's pretty scary how much control Rooney has. People IKT on redcafe claimed he made Moyes refer to him as 'Daddy' at all times. Moyes tried to laugh it off but in the end went along with it.
>>64451967
>>64451973
>White 'people'
>>64452005
because he knows how much face they will lose if he leaves. they don't have any star players any more, let alone english ones.
>>64452015
>Muslim "people"
PALMS ARE SWEATY
>>64452001
Marco Fabian here
Where's the booze? :DDDD
muh chips
Van Gaal on pre-match preparations:
"I've seen a fantastic attitude from my players and a good spirit. I have full belief in this game."
Ah
>>64451987
evrytime
>>64451802
It's a fat Paki you stupid cunt.
>>64452021
>"American" people
>>64452021
Fucked more white girls than you senpai.
IT WILL BE LONELY THIS CHRISTMAS
martial desu
>>64452021
>implying white people can't be muslims
Americans.jpg
>>64452032
Those are the exact same words Mourinho used before the leicester game
>>64452040
>maple niggers
>>64452042
without you
to bone
>>64452051
how rude
OK so was Rooney injured recently? I can't believe van lel has taken him off the starting line up. There must be a reason ( other than form)
LETS GO CHEVROLET FC
>>64452044
hey don't generalize like that Ozil
>>64452057
Don't question it.
Man Utd should score goals now without Rppney.
should i start on the beer lads
is it true that stoke is a meme club ?
>>64452037
Nice try Ellie
united fans are so retarded that if they lose this match they will criticise van retard for not starting rooney
>>64452061
Too late
*passes the ball to you*
Who /ABU+ABL+ABA+ABC/ here?
>>64452057
LVG said it was a tactical decision to drop him
Dubs and Fellaini will score a screamer
>>64452057
resting him for chelsea in 2 days
>>64452073
s-stop assisting me ~kyaa
>>64452056
sorry family
JONES
O
N
E
S
>no powell
Wtf
>utd to thrash stoke without rppney
>rppney get recalled for chelsea game
>>64452077
>>64452057
He finally realized Pooney is shit
>>64452072
Actually will happen
Is boxing day a thing in America?
>>64452086
Rooney needs time to rest lad
Stoke truly are the most Asda team in the prem
>>64452066
wait for the scoreline to be 1-0 at least, you don't want to be that guy who misses the goal then moans for a webm
>mfw even an American defender can stop Memepiss
>>64452095
nope
Marshall looks stoned
John Motson needs to fucking retire
stoke my cock
Herrera looks like Hernandez with that haircut ;_;
THE MIGHTY POTTERS
>tfw boxing day football
those shorts are hideous
>>64452095
I unwrap your mother's box every day
why is it called Boxing day, Britbongs? As far as I know there's no boxing going on.
>them fadeout shorts
every time
>>64452115
das it mane
Will Mourinho sell Mata back to chelsea when he becomes United's manager?
WHO HERE /unitedfanthatbetonstoke/
>90 seconds played
>no points scored yet
Nice "sport" you got there, yuropoors.
>>64452118
>American banter
>>64452122
After that big box in Mecca lad
>>64452077
Confirmed la
>dropping your captain
Inexcusable desu.
>>64452133
4 u
>lurking /r/reddevils for teh lulz
>people still defending Rooney
>mfw
>de Gay
>>64452122
do ya googles burger
absolutely pathetic they dont televise 3pm games
It Begins
feels good man
COME ON STOKE YOU INBRED CUNTS TWAT THESE MANC BASTARDS
dubs and United win
>>64452122
Its when the servants would get presents from the house owners, they usually got a box full of stuff. Nowadays it's basically just like black friday but people don't turn into fucking animals.
>>64452154
Charge your phone you madman.
will never understand how players like Cattermole and Whelan made it
>bojan
come on sexy sexy stoke
>2 minutes and already choking against stoke
top kek
do any of you fucks have a stream that works with android?
will luv u long time desu
>>64452154
>he gets only 25 dollars for Christmas
are you poor by any chance
>Stoke dominating possession
no
that is not de philosofy
Shaqiri comes across as such a dick
why is it always so windy in stoke?
>de gea
>This nonexistent manure midfielder
>ArNOWTovich
>>64452178
small man syndrome
wait
why is fellaini further forward than herrera?
>>64452180
flat as a billiards table I suppose?
why is it so windy at Stoke
>>64452154
>$25
>my son's Christmas money
Poor fucking faggot
>>64452178
Protip: It's because he is.
why is it always so windy in stoke?
>>64452178
he's more of a chode
>>64452186
big guy
What was Butland doing
Goddamnit assland
so how exciting is the game lads? not sure whether I'll watch it or not? are you sweating from excitement?
>>64452193
umad?
>>64452186
hoofball la
>Jack Bumland
>>64452201
you mean arnautovic
top kek
>>64452204
Nah. He's a dick who can occasionally decide games. If he were a dick and always shit I'd be mad.
>>64452195
I'm fairly sure the stadium is built to exploit it as well.
Why is it so windy in Stoke?
>>64452193
maybe it's to offset how lovely Bojan is?
manure need to win today to avoid being worse than >moyes
>memepiss
>>64452154
You'll be alright senpai
>Manure defending
>Kevin Friend
>The chevrolet logo is bigger than the united logo
justify this
>>64452191
>falling for the meme
It's a meme, one that mods don't like.
how awful must the people of stoke be to be forced to live in such a wet and windy place
arnautovic is like the lidl version of ibrahimovic
>stoke can't come up with any songs so they'll boo/whistle when united do
>want to tell my mum to brine the turkey before she cooked it on christmas eve so it wouldn't be dry (dad is a vegetarian so only 2 of us were having it)
>don't because i dont want to be rude telling her what to do in her own house
>trust her okay cooking skills
>turkey was dryer than Diego Costa's flip flop
Who know this feel?
>>64452185
Bojan's as tall as he is and he's a nice guy
>get away from messi's bullying
>get bullied by the swiss messi
>bojan
>>64452222
Shit, I've been here since the summer I thought I knew all the dank memes
>>64452223
Thats how the rest of the world feels about the UK
>>64452212
Seems legit. There's Embolo in the NT for that too.
>>64452221
It's a badge, not a logo
>>64452223
It makes it more comfy when you get home and put the fire on lass
>>64452227
>dad is a vegetarian
>>64452224
This
I love Herrera.
>>64452227
>i dont want to be rude telling her what to do in her own house
a bit beta but w/e
>>64451744
>he rates fellaini because they're from the same country
>>64452225
>MUH SONGS MUH CHANTS
>some utd fans at redcafe calling for LVG out within 5 minutes of kickoff
>>64452227
>dad is a vegetarian
kek, nice "father figure", enjoy your future sex change
>tfw cozy as fuck
>have promised I'd cycle 15 miles with my mate at 3
>>64452229
POO
>>64452221
>>64452229
CHAT POO GET LOO
>>64452244
fuck off tourist
>>64452227
>tfw grandma made deliciously tender and juicy turkey in an oven bag
still mowing that shit 2 days later
>>64452227
lmao cuck. She would appreciate you input if any case. Also your dad being vegetarian, is a Green Party voter too?
>>64452229
DESIGNATED
>friend hasn't been online since the 23rd
he's just busy with family, right?
>Utd on the backfoot the first 10 minutes
Par for the course then, is it...
>there are people who don't think Carrick is the problem
>>64452223
There are five towns, or seperate levels of hell there, so they usually have somebody to feel superior to.
>>64452248
U sharing those m8?
>>64452236
he's been one for 2 years because he had one of those weird middle age health kicks, 55 and he gets up at 6 every morning to run and cycle
haha blind looked terrified there
is it me or is shaqiri fat as fuck?
>>64452229
JUST POO IN LOO MY SHIT UP SENPAI
>literally making blind blind
BRAVO USA
>blind
>actually blind now
>>64452232
Kek
>>64452258
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!
>That
>a foul
ABU cunt ref
>>64452227
So he's your stepdad right? ;^)
>shaqiri
TEKKERS
>>64452258
his parents probably don't have internet
>>64452245
These are the male/football supporter version of the neo-feminism/twitterati
>Marouane "I don't look I just kick the ball anywhere" Fellaini
>>64452254
This right here, any family who is to fucking stupid to not use oven bags in this day and age should just be removed from Earth.
Or at least make them eat kebabs like their neighbors
>holiday /comfy/
are any of your filthy foreigners going to stay up a bit for some bowl games?
should be a shit ton of fun =D
>>64452270
stocky is the word your looking for m8
Shaqiri's body is just ridiculous, real life mutant
based shaqiri
>>64452239
I just don't think she'd have taken it well when i'm only visiting for christmas. She usually is a good cook so I never expected it to be that bad. Just had to use up all the gravy on it
Do you think Herrera has a hairy or shaved bumhole?
STRONG WIND
>Shawiri messing with Blind
hue
Dude Marshall hasn't even touched the ball yet
>Marouane "Despite 250m being spent I'm the one to save the season" Fellaini
>dat Shaqiri ass
How was your Christmas dinner?
More fucking decisions against us... every fucking game now.
Guarantee if that tackle occurs later in the game, our players will be booked for diving, and the stoke players will get the benefit of doubt.
>>64452270
he's 5'6" and 82kg
technically he is fat as fuck but he is also fit as fuck
srsly mirin his manlet gainz
This will end 0-0 tbH
>stream dead
>>64452303
Belgium please go, you won't ever be relevant
was worried van laal might sneak a win
looks like we're getting Mourinho lads
Why are people booing?
>>64452289
>chair about to burn
>can't reach coffee with encased arms
There are multiple other problems here that I won't go into.
>Win the ball
>get a free given against you because the player you tackled dived
>>64452315
>flag
>topic
