I'm too drunk to come up with a proper theme edition
>free fights
Youtube beaner condit
>news
ufc.com
First for number 1
whens RIZN?
>>64451505
Someone post McGoobers visualisation meme of this situation
And then Big John LMAOing at it
>>64451529
>cuckholded
>>64451565
Luke Rockhold? Who is that guy?
>>64451529
still my boy
>>64451593
I saw the film and it was just a fitness thing she never fist fights anyone in the movie.
>>64451571
remember all those teamfags posting the pic of Chris on top of Vitor and Rockhold getting heemed?
>>64451593
>that scissor kick
>>64451593
top qt
let's steer the conversation back to eurasians
>>64451646
Keen, who is that fluid druid?
>>64451549
Bless
>>64451646
>>64451670
Nvm, found it. Sandals model, really?
>>64451646
>>64451670
>>64451693
>tfw I keep getting banned for posting grills
>>64451692
Hadn't seen that before, got a chuckle
>>64451706
If you post lewd shit you're probably asking for it
>>64451603
Oh, this guy? I remember Luke Rockhold now.
He should get a mainevent spot on fox again.
>>64451646
Someone tell this twink to get a haircut.
>>64451721
wasnt even lewd just girls
Have you ever experienced something gay happening in a grappling or BJJ training session? A-Asking for a friend.
>>64451706
I'll take the ban as well
is conduit a meme fighter
>>64451745
Holy fuck, a literal 10/10
>>64451693
wish I knew
absolute madman
>>64451758
you're lucky to live in a country where they actually exist, I've never seen one in Spain
>>64451757
>conduit
>>64451775
THat's dedication
>>64451725
>>64451745
The look of repulsion on her face makes me rock hard.
Again, post em
Cruz and Sterling is a bit of a tossup. Like Cruz more than almost half of the other fighters in the rankings, but yeah choices m8.
>>64451803
I would like to fight you.
All UFC draws are maymays lads, just face it.
>Brock
Wwe meme
>Anderson Silva
Muh kicks hue
>GSP
Cuck french faggot meme
>Rhonda
Muh beats jobbers
>Mcgoober
Real life shitposter meme with meme hair and meme beard
>soon to be Holly
Christian grill meme
>jon jones
Le black guy who beats cucks meme
>>64451827
good picks, Bas especially
>>64451827
Reposting from last thread
>>64451855
meme/10
>>64451846
thank you Britbro, grown up with my father showing me Bas fights with his own commentary, there aren't much better things to watch.
>>64451863
Oh my god those are so fucking great
>>64451827
Hey famalam how many bangers more until Sterling is officially a part of the "Contenders Circle" of 135 do you think? He's already looking like he'll be a nightmare matchup for everyone.
>>64451855
Nice memes
>>64451855
TITO IS NOT A MEME
HE'S A LEGEND
DELET THIS
>>64451742
delete this post
>>64451881
He looks like he is on his way to bellator
>>64451827
why does jacare look deflated now
>>64451842
this is worse than "I bet Conor is your favorite fighter"
>>64451923
this. he's been impatient and whiny, and now he's gonna be broke too
>>64451923
aw fugg :(
>>64451934
more like the UFC don't value any of their fighters outside of Ronda Paige Sage and the Irish imp
Is there a bigger fall from grace than Shogun?
>>64451941
>>64451934
It's lame. From interviews I've heard he wants to be paid way above anything he has accomplished.
>>64451963
and Sean Shelby should have done his damn job and kept giving Sterling matchups and kept him active instead of letting him sit and stew and grow to hate the Ooh Eff Seh.
>>64451881
I dunno man, seems like almost the whole division is ducking him. Caraway wants no piece of him, Faber knows he'll lose and doesn't see him as a money fight and everyone ranked higher probably only wants a title fight. Even Cruz isn't mentioning him at all. Really a strange position he is in, Almeida is creating more buzz while I believe Sterling will beat him (though I love Almeida).
>>64451930
Maybe he cut some weight because of the IV ban, The Chris did that too, come in lower so you don't have to cut and rehydrate that much. I still believe he should've won against Romero and would if it was a 5 round fight. I think that he will beat The Chris as well and only will have trouble against Rockhold in the division.
>>64451983
In the same league would be Fedor Emelianenko, and Gray "The Bully" Maynard
>>64451983
Plenty. Roger Huerta, Jens Pulver, Big Nog.
>>64451779
the're very rare desu
all eurasians look more like their chink counterpart
>>64452012
Fedor? Everyone agrees that people who beat Fedor aren't really better than him. Jones destroyed Shogun, left no doubters out there.
>>64452011
Nice gyno, faggot
>>64452017
But they were all shit
>>64452039
nice meme
>>64451985
Well he's being put in the middle of prelims on a Fight Pass card while he is top 5 ranked, undefeated, young, exciting, part of one of the best camps in MMA and arguably a nightmare matchup for the whole division. He beat Eduardo and Mizugaki (both ranked opponents) soundly and is still being treated like a prelim guy. I totally understand that he's going to check what he is worth, since he's not getting payed a lot at all and as he told, he isn't looking to become a Gray Maynard type of guy, and for good reason. I mean, it's clear that BW isn't creating any buzz at all, but that's partly the UFC's fault by lacking to promote anyone in that division, while I believe that it could be more and more exciting in the future. I mean the Barao era is over and you can get a lot of interesting fights coming up with Dillasnek, Cruz, Almeida, Sterling, Assuncao and maybe even Faber. It's a way better state than FW, FLW and LHW are in at this point.
>>64451983
>>64452017
Of the unseated champions of 2014 and 2015, do you think any of them will experience a significant fall from grace a la Shogun, Nog etc? Those champiums being:
>Hendricks
>Barao
>Aldo
>Pettis
>Weidman
>Cain
>Ronda
>>64452035
Not really, I mean, prime Fedor vs swinging brawler Fedor who doesn't grapple are two separate things but most would agree that prime Fedor vs Werdum would still favor Werdum.
Hendo got lucky even against the wild Fedor.
Bigfoot at maximum roids sat on his chest the entire fight and did beat him but he beat sloppy brawler Fedor.
>>64452079
It's hard to tell. Shogun and Nog fell off after the accumulation of massive damage in the ring and multiple life-altering surgeries (Shogun knees, Nog hips).
>>64452079
>Barao
Already happened, he's shit now
>Aldo
Shot chin
>Pettis
He wont ever beat RDA
>Weidman
Never going to be champ again
>Cain
shot knees
>Ronda
She can probably beat everyone still aside from Holly
>>64452063
nice post, Susan. He'll probably make more money being the future Bellator BW champ either way.
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/12/25/10665862/ufc-london-anderson-silva-bisping-title-shot-mma-news
>"It has been a long time since I last fought in London and I'm very excited for back. I believe it will be a huge test so I can go after a title shot
Are they trying to set up Rockhold vs silva?
>>64451692
one of the best webms I've seen in /heeb/.
I hope Conor sees this one day.
>>64452138
That would bum me out. I like Anderson.
>he wasn't even trying
Jesus christ
>>64452138
They should just hold him out and have him face a returning Jon Jones
>>64452038
Reverse it, that's the joke. That's a man. lad
post the best fight you've ever seen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkHvL9kHzDQ
>>64452163
what's the point of getting jacked if you're going to cut back to 205?
>>64452288
>that fight
>>64452297
He's probably gonna be the face of the new 225 division la
>>64452288
craziness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9oFovBdmZA
>>64452288
fun fight desu
http://myvi.ru/player/embed/html/oTIt0Chv_7qe7GCGgim7swUNAlRP5wjdVkPbjs41tsorS_urPqcV6q3NexvLcW8Sj0
Not the best I've ever seen but an alltime favorite nevertheless
>fight pass doesn't have Tate vs Kedzie
why bother
>>64452791
someone noticed the nip slip so they had to get rid of it
>>64452288
Best fight is hard to say. However, bangiest banger? I have a few nominations
Male Cyborg vs Manhoef, trading hooks nonstop even as they both run down their fuel tanks to the last drop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Om3sZo9KIxI
Then there's also Diaz vs Daley which was an absolute barnburner for the short time it lasted.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x19x0mc_diaz-vs-daley-full-fight-hd-strikeforce-april-9-2011_sport
And... the all time classic non stop haymakers wingers from the zingers
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x251jvw_leonard-garcia-vs-chan-sung-jung-wec-48-2010-04-24_shortfilms
>>64451706
Post mieshas, it's heem related
>>64453294
Cyborg vs Manhoef is absurd. Ridiculous fight.
>>64453356
bonjour, tapette!
Stephen Thompson is going to heem Hendricks.
Werdum shows off some dank movement at :25
http://youtu.be/UD5UYf1h7nM
>>64451842
>reposting this stale pasta in every bread
goof
>>64451827
Posting superior choices.
>>64451505
Feels good to be sober.
>>64454295
>cruz
trashed.
>>64454397
Feels good to be high as fuck at 9:30 too
>>64454460
it's a shame you can't get high on life
>>64454295
coming out strong
>>64454506
I didn't realize life only consisted of a "drug free" mindset.
Which fighter do you unironically hope dies?
>>64454582
None of them you weirdo.
>>64454582
Tim Kennedy
>>64454582
None of them you weirdo.
>>64454567
it only does for the mentally strong
>>64453924
All of my hope.
>>64454582
One of the dangerous criminal types, like Alexander Emelianenko, probably.
>>64454636
good choice
>>64454654
>mentally strong
Sounds like somebody scared to experience something different to maintain a false sense of superiority.
>>64454717
>implying brian stann isn't just as much of a scumbag
mr. literally anything for a government paycheck.
>>64454636
>wanting the most american fighter to die
mexishit detected
>>64454582
None of them you goober
>>64454582
aljamaal sterling
>>64454753
Huh? What are you going off about?
>>64454582
None of them, you weirdo.
War Machine
>>64454582
>>64454717
Up your ass with broken glass, breh.
POST /heem/ WEBMs/GIFs
>would contribute but all are too big to post here
>>64454872
>>64454860
>>64454872
>>64451983
Tyson Griffin
>>64454872
>>64451983
Ronda.
>>64451983
Jorgensen.
>was never really "graced" but did have a title fight versus Cruz.
Scotty is 2-56 since then.
>>64455036
jesus how is he still in UFC
>>64454295
>not having rumble for HW, LHW, and WW
>>64455073
hes got funny skin
>>64451775
>not a single reply
Ireland might an even bigger faggot then we thought
And the 2015 "/heem/â„¢ Shitposter of the Year" award goes to _______!
>insert name
Got a month of fightpass, what should I check out lads
>>64455606
Dual winners with straightedgefag and guy who calls everyone poor pieces of shit
based Rogan
you think he's voting for Bernie?
>>64455714
Diaz vs Zaromskis
Gomi vs Kawajiri
Couture vs Rizzo I
Shogun vs Machida I
>>64455714
Fightography is the best original series they have. GSP, frank Mir, and rashad were the ones I remember the most
>>64455714
the top five best ufc fights ever "program"
>>64455928
>if we stop having the police we could feed everybody
>>64455714
Frankie vs oliveira
Frankie vs swanson
Frankie vs mendes
RDA vs bendo
RDA vs Cerrone II
RDA vs Pettis
RDA vs High
RDA vs Diaz
>>64456159
>Frankie vs Mendes
>RDA vs Cerrone II
>>64456044
Police are not military.
Not that it makes the infographic any less stupid.
>>64456183
Frankie vs mendes is available in some countries.
I forgot Cerrone vs RDA II won't be up for a few more weeks.
nick diaz turns semtexes into wrestlers
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x19x0mc_diaz-vs-daley-full-fight-hd-strikeforce-april-9-2011_sport
>>64456212
Both are there to keep peace
>>64455714
Watch Matt Brown's fights from Chris Cope onward
>>64456268
Seen RDA vs Cerrone II live anyway lids
Which fighter would you grant immortal life?
>tfw Werdum is 37 and probably doesn't have much more left
https://youtu.be/CKI2wHixJl8
>>64456468
KANA MAGREGA
>>64451763
holy fuck looks exactly like a girl I dated in high school
oh man. she had the fucking nicest tits at the time too.
What's /heem/ opinion of Conor McGregor ? I barely follow the UFC scene but I noticed there was a title fight not so long ago (like a week or so) and I got into all the videos of him trashtalking and all. He might be the funniest guy on earth, and what's even better is that the lad actually delivered big fucking time. I know it must have been a frustrating fight for a true UFC fan given how short it was but it blew my mind. I think I've become a fanboy.
>>64456468
Sage Northcutt (if he doesn't have immortality already)
>>64456554
>I think I've become a fanboy.
Good good, this make uncle Dana happy
>>64456554
He invented mewvement, and shared it with the world. He says what he's gonna do, and he goes out there and does it. Not a man alive can last a round with him. Conor bless. CONOR BLESS.
>>64456554
The hater are gone for now, but it used to be pretty evenly split
>women's mma
>>64456314
>>64456530
son of a bitch
>>64456499
Didn't he just sign a new 8 fight contract with the UFC?
He'll be around for a while.
>>64456603
that was Rampage yelling at M'Pumbu shit
>You got knocked the fuck out!!!
>>64456554
he is an IRL memer
fun outside the octagon and fun inside
only beta wimps hate him
>>64456554
Good lad when it comes to it, obviously done well in the Octagon too, talks a lot of shit BUT GUESS WHA
I BACK IT UP
HAVE I BEEN WRONG YEH?
HAVE I BEEN WRONG YEH?
>>64456622
and of those 8 fights he'll probably fight 3 more times? man is old as fuck
>tfw I could easily heem all the lardasses on this thread
I'd beat your asses so hard it would look like you went through this machine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibEdgQJEdTA
>>64456636
Nah, he'll ride it out. He'll lose his belt within the next 3 fights and the rest will be gatekeeper matches that will get him some nice retirement muney.
>>64456622
Just like Anderson did... and then look what happened man for sure
>>64456648
>lardasses
173cm 70kg 12% body fat boxing background come at me hue
your bjj wont mean shit when i slap the shit out of your bunda(no homo)
>>64456554
He scared of Frankie
>>64456648
That's a pretty scary machine desu ne
>>64456679
I'm not saying Werdum will be champ for long, I'm just saying that he'll be sticking around for a while longer, despite being 37.
>>64456675
But who takes it from him? Jones?
>>64456554
I honstly think no one in the 145 and 155 divisions can trade shots with him but Chad almost wrestlefucked him so I still think Frankie and RDA are 50-50 to beat him
Macgregor is a more offensive machida and i fucking love it.
He may get caught one day, but until that day, i will enjoy this
>>64456717
I think he will do well and have a great time for many more years; 3 at the minimum. He hasn't suffered too much punishment in his career has he?
>>64456763
He kinda has
>>64456735
RDA seems like a terror matchup for anyone not called Khabib at the moment.
>>64456726
I can't predeect deez tings, but as it stands, I'm putting my money on sea-level Cain to retake the belt.
>>64456763
>JDS_vs_WerdumHEEM.webm
Maybe not "too much" by the collective standards, but from the perspective of a HW, yeah. He took quite enough.
>Conor will beat RDA.
really are you this fucking dumb? there's a reason Conor hasn't called him out yet. He wanted Cowboy to win because he realizes thats a 100x easier matchup for him.
>>64456763
Stipe is coming
Werdum has been very unscathed considering he's been fighting in and around the Top 10 for nearly a decade
>>64456853
are you that dumb canada hater that said aldo will demolish mcgregor ?
>>64456808
yeah, scary how he emasculated pettis, he caught cowboy good but what he did to pettis was more impressive I think
>>64456816
Seems to be the only real threat right now i suppose. If Cain can't do it then Stipe almost certainly will fare no better. Arlovski is too gun shy anymore and would get pieced up on the ground.
>yfw realizing that Hunto was and still is the biggest threat to Werdum
>>64455606
canadian new thread guy and american badass that fact checks everybody
>>64457000
You know, I might be biased towards Stipe, but I think that if Cain doesn't beat Werdum, then Stipe has a legit chance of doing it.
I would not be surprised if Stipe rubs Werdum up against the cage for the entire 5 rounds to win the belt. And the worse thing is, I think its possible.
>>64456744
>Macgregor is a more offensive machida and i fucking love it.
nothing alike except for wide stance
>>64457234
Who are the top 5 "wide stance" fighters?
>>64457275
Wonderboy
McGregor
Machida
Sage
Browne
>>64457275
stephen thompson
>insert webm of spinning shit
>>64457169
I might be remembering it wrong, but didnt Stipe get bullied up against the fence a lot in the JDS fight? I kinda like Stipe too but is he as good at pressuring his opponents as Sea-level Cain?
>>64457275
yes
Every day i dream a Gracie fanboy will try that takedown shit with me in the streets so I can snap kick them in the face before their heels leave the ground and walk away while they're face down with their dick in the dirt.
>>64457335
>>64457341
He's nowhere near as good as Cain is. All indications are set on Cain being the champ again. As far as Stipe vs. JDS goes, thats the fight that Stipe wants. The boring cage clinch that tires the other guy out, and then score some points with his striking and maybe an occasional takedown. JDS beat him at his own game, but in my opinion, Werdum isn't stronger than Stipe, so he won't be able to muscle him around as much.
I'm making my case for Stipe but lettuce be reality, everything is also in place for Werdum to embarrass him just as he did with Browne.
Reminder this is happening again in 2016.
>>64457416
He is so fucked against Hendricks
>>64457501
What are the odds Rockhold would commit suicide if he got Heemed by Vitor again after calling him out.
>>64457501
Is he gonna be roided out of his ass again?
>>64457501
roid rage
>>64457501
>taking pride in a steroid freak
>>64457615
>unironically supporting banning steroids
>>64457615
>kekhold is clean
>>64457565
100/100.
>>64457615
>He don't want all roid monkeys to roid
>He don't want less injuries
>He don't want champs fighting more than once per year
Sweden everyone.
>>64457416
thank you kind sir
>>64457754
>He Don't
Nice english, Baboon
>>64457754
Vitor is such a faggot
>>64457501
the steroids that created vitor's career were not made in brazil. therefore his whole career shall be accredited to china/usa.
who /butthurt faggot/ here
http://www.mmamania.com/2015/12/24/10661372/matt-mitrione-critical-ufc-pay-scale-sage-northcutt-gets-paid-more-than-me-its-ridiculous-mma
>>64457754
>>64457642
Everyone or noone, if I want to change the rules of something, it's still not ok to cheat and give yourself an advantage.
>>64457918
Mitrione is a bum, but Sage making fucking 40/40 in his 2nd fight in the promotion looks really bad.
>>64457556
I hope he wheel kicks Hendricks into even further retardation. I will never understand why the UFC favors Hendricks so much. I almost lost my shit when Dana said they were going to do Lawler/Hendricks 3 right after Robbie won the belt. Then they set him up against Matt Brown an exciting striker with bad TDD. The Woodley fight would have been good but Hendricks proved his retardation again and pulled out. How does the UFC reward him? By giving him a fight against an exciting striker with bad TDD. I thought Dana hated boring grapplers. Dana hates Ben Askren but has a chubby for Hendricks, who is just a stupider, less entertaining version of askren.
tl;dr
I fucking hate Hendricks and everybody else should too.
>>64457945
>if it's against the law i won't do it
good goyim
>>64456508
He already has a lazarus machine.
>>64457795
You're welcome, have another.
>>64457955
>32 years old
she's got those Moors genes
>>64457955
best ass/worst face
updated for political correctness
>>64457969
Following the law is not the same as following rules in a competiteon you dipshit
>>64458009
fucking edmond, ruined much favorite prospect
>>64457953
>>64457918
The amount of media they do is proportional to the money they get. The more interest, the more media, the more muney.
Matt is pretending that he doesn't understand this.
>>64458072
Lellenberger's always been a flake tBh
>>64457954
i think johny hendricks is the one fighter who actually gathered a shit load of fans (after beating the fuck out of GSP) and then proceeded to make them all hate him with a passion. i don't know anybody that really has his back any more
>>64458094
Then you're essentially admitting MMA isn't a sport, at least in the way the UFC runs it.
>>64457234
Wide, perfectly upright stance
Huge use of front snap kicks, sqitching snap kicks
Lots of hand playing to get around their shitty hands
Identical footwork
If you cant see the similarities you just dont know a lot about the technical side of fighting. Even jack slack says they have a lot in common.
>>64457955
that is a completely average ass
>>64458201
>Huge use of front snap kicks, sqitching snap kicks
he used them in one fight dude, he's not Kikuno
>>64458135
It is, its young so it has no choice but to pander to the media/fans.
The UFC is protecting/ensuring their investment.
>>64458224
Your opinion is irrelevant.
>>64458271
Do all sports start out as hype machines/showbiz and then become legitimate? Is there a model here I should look to?
anyone ever got a boner rolling with a girl?
>>64458224
>the average 32 year old woman (33 in a month) has an ass like that
>>64458300
Well, you don't really have a lot of "new sports" that are gaining speed.
You have old sports that aren't lucrative (judo, wrestling) and you have new sports that aren't lucrative (K1, BJJ).
And then you have the two that are making money: boxing/MMA.
Out of a 100 normies, how many of those do you think know about boxing, and how many know about MMA?
I believe that 2-3 generations from now, MMA will enter its own "golden age".
>>64458224
i was thinking this same thing. opinion checks out
>>64458376
Outside of the USA, MMA is incredibly niche. It's nowhere near Boxing.
>>64458201
>Huge use of front snap kicks, sqitching snap kicks
lyoto used 1 front kick in 1 fight
>Lots of hand playing to get around their shitty hands
mcgregors hands are good, uses kicks to set up hands whereas lyoto just uses kicks and just a left roundhouse
>Identical footwork
lmao
>>64457556
False. Hendricks has been terribly inactive in addition to his weight cutting issues. Thompson has been showing improved tdd every fight and has always been a strong scrambler. He has been spending a great deal of time training with Weidman and I expect will be able to keep himself upright long enough to do damage. He is also a lot stronger than he looks. He has not been close to getting muscled around by any opponent and even held his own with Matt brown in the clinch (granted he lost that fight in other places). Thompson will use his superb sense or range and precise strikes to keep Hendricks hesitant to shoot from far out. He is more than just a meme kicker, he has real power in his hand and great combinations.
>>64457955
hello ireland
>>64458376
I just don't buy the idea that the UFC are ever going to sacrifice their own desire for survival and profit-making to truly legitimize MMA as a sport however many years down the line. They've shown no desire to and have no real reason to. As long as money's coming in, they're happy.
>fighting 2 (two) times a year
what a meme sport
>>64458415
>>64458445
Agreed. Thats why UFC has to do thing that boxing promotion do not. But look at 1920 US, look how many "great White Hope" boxers suddenly got their chances when the HW champ was (louis, johnson) black. Boxing did its own shilling in its time to attract the crowd.
To add, look at the state of K1/kickboxing, it was on a great path, but K1 flunked and Glory isn't picking it up.
It's stagnating even tho it has a fan base and is appealing to casuals.
The sport depends on the organisations and thats why the UFC has to pander to the fans to make the sport more mainstream.
At one point in the (far?) future, if the UFC remains intact, the sport of MMA will transcend the ogranisation. As it stands, the company is more famous than the sport itself.
>>64458421
>lol
Jack slack analysis
vs
Some random asshole on 4chan
Yea, I know which way I'm going to lean
>Joey Diaz is the funniest guy ever
>>64458507
>jack slack
>crooked toothed UKEK with zero real fight experience
meme
Anyone has the Rashad KO'ed by Machida and the death of Apollo Creed gif? That shit was a thing of beauty.
I want to see a Ronda KO'ed and Apollo's death reactions montage. But I have no skills in image and video editing.
>>64458507
>jack slack
ahahahahah lmao you spic seriously ahah
>>64452376
that lawler ko is prime /heem/
>Joe is the greatest comedian in the world
>it's a Joe Rogan talks to girls episode
https://youtu.be/58J52OJLUvk?t=88
Who /TERRIFYING/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1pngRELNpA
>>64459230
>200,000 buys
>>64459230
>that CGI eyebrows at 0:14
Why?
>>64459276
It's terrifying, my anglo-saxon friend.
>>64459083
has he ever had female guests on his podcast?
>>64459083
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKqo_UemQI4
>>64459263
300 tops
>>64459083
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTZv7DUSBMU