Aus 1/213
Burns 93
Khawaja 94
Will britsharias show up?
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
who /stella artois/ here?
dead thread
dead community
what's for dinner lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gal9wP7tYrg
In memory of West Indies cricket.
>>64449125
going to an indian joint
>>64449125
tandoori pie
>>64449125
leftover pork and ham
>>64449125
unironic tendies. probably in a sandwich. Coles was hell on Earth today.
>>64449125
Going to my Indian gf's house for some dank curry
>They won the toss
Execute all NRIs
Reminder that circlejerkaustralia is one of the saddest hugboxes on the internet today
will khawaja get a ton
>>64449172
reminder that im a sick cunt
>>64449118
Everyone says it's shit but I find it pretty good drinking desu lad
>>64449162
>you will never enjoy a cheeky cornetto or splice or golden gaytime with Cow Man on the hill at NSO watching the Ryobi Cup
JUST
>>64449173
Who's Will Khawaja m8?
>>64449173
khawaja and burns will both get double tons before smith declares.
burns will seal his place and then get out for 0,0,0,0 in nz.
BASED JOE
>boourns
Super 15 style T20 tournament when?
Throw in a PNG team in there for bantz as well, could be GOAT tbqh
THAT SIGN LMAO
>boourns sign
lel
Will there be lostit "It was only against the windiws" posts on FoxSports FB this time around?
BASED UZZIE
[clapping intensifies]
anyone get a screenshot of the boo-urns sign?
>>64449205
Cummies
Who /nervous/ here?
Hahaha Smarsh will never play test cricket again. And his final wasn't even as high as Gillespie.
>>64449125
Sara Lee Lasagna and 12 Victoria Bitters
>it's a Australia statpads on roads episode
Is christmas haram?
>>64449301
When was the last time NZ lost a test series at home?
Will Cook win the toss this time?
He lost 3 out of 3 in the Paki series
>Fuck I'm glad they kept Burns in. He seems a born opener to me, has the presence & will to compete that all great openers have.
>He doesn't smack it around like Warner or Hayden, but is more than a technical rock like Bucky.
>Quickly becoming a real favourite of mine.
How the FUCK does krazykrezja even stand this shit? Reddit literally has the WORST opinions.
OC
DO NOT STEAL
>>64449316
Will Cook is the drummer for Coldplay, m8
>>64449308
pretty cute them two
i now ship them
>>64449329
I kek'd.
>>64449313
>(You) in charge of actually watching New Zealand matches
That Hamilton pitch was "literally" quicker than any Poo Peelian road
>>64449326
>finding constant play and misses against a moving ball entertaining
I'm convinced these ""people"" don't even watch the game and just look at the final score
>>64449326
>Bucky
>LE AUSTRALIAN CRICKETERS ARE MUH M8S XDXD
>>64449308
username?
Joe Burns is pretty hot t b h
>>64449308
>>64449337
Are they Australian cricket's first opnely homo couple?
(obvs haydos and langer were gay for each other but kept it behind closed doors)
>P-P-P-PLEASE N-NOTICE ME BIG STRONG CHINAMAN
>LET ME WORSHIP YOUR BIG YELLOW COCK XDXD
>>64449326
Reddit is for people pretending they're commentators or sports journalists, rather than online shitposting
>>64449308
>>64449352
turknjaydee
>>64449360
Now that we have a sandperson in the team, how much longer until we get a chink in the Baggy Green™?
Any of you lads gonna get /fit/ in 2016?
>>64449172
wow, that's some D-grade u14 unfunny shit.
>>64449375
>>64449373
>>64449308
Cute couple
Who /goinghomeearlybecausetoodrunk/ here. Just cant compete with those binge drinking gen Xers desu.
>>64449381
Someone bring Chee Quee out of retirement
Joe Burns is the Australian opener can someone at CA book him in at a hairdresser
>>64449384
lol idiot
>>64449347
Yes, they're maths autists and Indians, who like cricket because it has lots of stats
>>64449384
Holding had a GOAT action
>>64449382
nope I'm going to put myself in more social situations to try and get rid of my autism and maybe get a gf one day
>>64449200
I'm looking forward to a Voges 290* before the declaration
are they related, /cric/?
>>64449398
Why don't they get into baseball then? It has even more arbitrary stats.
>>64449382
>le new year new me XD
Started 15 months ago, if you need to wait for a day to come for something you can start today you may as well not do it at all
>>64449382
I'm going to join the Foreign Legion, so yeah.
>>64449411
If you get /fit/ you can attain a gf while retaining autism.
Autusm and gf masterrace here.
Last 3 digits will be aus score
>>64449419
Smarsh is too shit to even get a gf, kek.
>>64449419
Is shaun /nogf/?
>>64449419
>family christmas cards
lol white ppl
>>64449436
nominate this for the next thread OP
LGTSS
>white Australian "genetics"
>>64449428
More like the Pooing Region
>>64449436
reminder high test causes balding
>>64449426
what are your stats mate
>>64449439
He was literally a junkie a few years ago
>>64449375
>Dodge
>>64449375
cute as fuck
>tfw you will never see them kiss passionately
>implying
He put a Fatwa on West Indian bowling
>>64449433
>>64449439
Hes married senpai
JUST
>My wife's daughter loves Christmas
Great to see a fellow Muslim dominate, based Khawaja to make 401* tbqhwyf
Sick of playing minnows
This entire summer has been a waste of time
>>64449484
What's the name of this hairstyle?
>>64449326
Who the fuck is Bucky? Do they think that they're friends with them or something?
>playing safe against the West Indies
literal tryhards
>>64449495
Is that MWNN?
>>64449495
Gold
Statscunt on suicide watch
256 runs off 64 overs exactly... oh yeah that feels good
reddit.com/r/oddlysatisfying
>>64449499
It's called the AFL Classic
>>64449516
username?
>poo peeland literally wasn't good enough to get the boxing day test over this lot
>>64449495
Better go upvote this on /r/cricket :)
>>64449516
That is the ideal run rate desu sempai.
>tfw you actually spell out the weeb equivalent of nig speak and havebeen cleansrd of black culture by based hirosaki
>>64449484
the "over rated drug addict" desu senpai
>>64449458
King of Manlets
78kg
150kg x 5 DL
120kg x 1 BP
300kg LP
Pretty happy with it.
>Change here for Werribee, sunbury and willamstown services
Yeah thqt wont be happening you connex faggots
>>64449555
>120 BP
>150 BP
Kill yourself my man
>>64449562
>It's a North Melbourne line
kys my man
>>64449562
Footscray? Or one of the Meme Loop stations
>>64449125
Got a crayfish m8
>>64449562
Remember to touch off, poorfag.
>>64449555
>Leg press
Why don't you squat? You're not a poof, are you?
Besides that, pretty good stats m8
Is premium tonic water a meme?
Having prawns and oysters for dinner lads
>:( we have to fight this lads
>>64449641
God-tier combo
>>64449629
Not a fan of squats, I keep putting them off. Best I've done is 8 x 105kg.
>>64449649
Poor people deserve everything they get.
Does anyone else get genuinely happy when they read about bushfires in Australia
>>64449655
I'd recommend to go 5 rep sets on squats, but if you really can't do them for some reason (eg appendix issues), then yeah, find a good replacement exercise. Leg press is alright, just try to avoid putting too much pressure on your lower back in the machine.
Reminder that Australia is literally the new Sri Lanka when it comes to roads
Reminder Sri Lanka and India unironically have more sporting wickets than Australia
Reminder that these roads will literally kill Australian test cricket in 10 years
>>64449664
t. Abdul
>>64449125
whatever my wifes kids whinge and whine for the most as usual
>>64449555
looks good lad
>>64449679
>this flag
>this post
>>64449676
reminder that these 'roads' still BTFO away teams
>>64449676
absolutely furious over these pitches, it's completely unnecessary against the West Indies too, no matter what the pitch is like, the game isn't lasting five days
>>64449690
>Complain about Australian "roads"
>Lose 2-0
kek
K E K
K - E - K
>>64449704
They are objectively roads though. Only good pitch was Adelaide.
>cricket will die in your lifetime
>I intend to make them grovel
what did he mean by this?
>>64449724
Thank god
I'd ask someone to shoop a picture of Holder with the JUST hair but I feel too bad for him to mock him
>>64449724
>get to be old and haggard and complain about the decline of civilization and the kids these days.
>>64449724
No it won't. If anything, test cricket might die. T20 will be more popular than ever.
>>64449724
Test cricket only. You can thank shit captaincy for that. No one wants to go to the cricket when they know it'll be a draw.
>Steve Smith protocol: win the first two games of the series of five and draw the rest
>Khawaja injured AGAIN
>>64449739
Cricket dying and T20 becoming more popular are the same thing desu senpai
$20 for 500ml
GET FUCKED BURNS FUCK OFF
fucking finally. something interesting happened
BRING MARSH BACK HE WOULD HAVE SCORED 300 THERE
>>64449739
T20 will get stale and lose its appeal soon enough. There's too many leagues with the same players, and no team has its own individual identity like you do in handegg and divegrass.
Literally the best way to run T20s would be a world league. That can also include Associate players. Fuck international T20s, they're just a meme anyway
If you have a salary cap it could genuinely work I reckon
Smith out for less than 10
What are you drinkings, lads? I've got a protein shake here tbph
>>64449762
Ginger beer tbqh
>>64449761
This tbqh.
>>64449760
>T20 will get stale and lose its appeal soon enough.
People literally and unironically said this five years ago, it's more popular than ever now.
>>64449766
Bundaberg?
>>64449771
yeah lad
>>64449762
Gin and tonic
>>64449770
what'd you get banned for
Is Kraigg Brathwaite related to Carlos Brathwaite?
>>64449772
Noice, that's the best ginger beer tbbh
Here come the Habibs and there goes the neighbourhood
>>64449780
I'm living in Norway right now
>>64449781
He's the nephew of Daryl Braithwaite
West Indies, Zimbabwe and Bangladesh should just play each other tbqh
>>64449758
LITERALLY
UNIRONICALLY
THIS
>>64449794
Swap WI for Namibia
>>64449710
Brisbane was fine. New Zealand just didn't show up to play.
Your life IS damage control.
>>64449397
bum pats :3
Groups of bogans have just started to rock up at the neighbours place
Doof doof shit is playing at a volume i can only assume will get louder
Wat do, lads?
>>64449794
>forgetting based rambo
afghanistan beat zimbabwe convincingly in an odi today
>>64449819
Do nothing to attract their attention and instead complain about it to people on the internet like the little beta you are.
>>64449830
talking about tests la
I would love to see Ireland and Afghanistan promoted though r
>>64449831
at least you knew this girl la, i have literally never seen this girl in my life and now I wish I hadn't in my dreams because she was literally perfect
fml
>>64449818
iktfb. i met my ultimate qt gf in a dream once. I still can remember her face, I haven't found anyone that looks like her, and I doubt I will. but she was perfect
>>64449819
kys Poodam
>>64449819
It's your fault for living next to working class Anglos.
Will Hales get out for under 5 or between 5 and 10?
>50k crowd
>good
kek
>>64449866
William Hales (8 April 1747 – 30 January 1831) was an Irish clergyman and scientific writer.
He was born in Cork, Ireland, the son of Samuel Hales, the curate at the cathedral church there.
He went to Trinity College, Dublin in 1764 and became a fellow there, graduating with a BA and DD. He later became professor of oriental languages in the university. In 1778 he published Sonorum doctrina rationalis et experimentalis a study, based on experiments, of Newton's theory of sounds. In 1782 he published De motibus planetarum dissertatio, another study of Newtonian theory, this time on the motions of the planets in eccentric orbits. In 1788 he had printed at his own expense Analysis aequationum, a mathematical text for which he was complimented by Joseph Louis Lagrange.
In 1788 Dr. Hales resigned as professor and became Church of Ireland rector of Killeshandra, county Cavan, and lived there for the rest of his life. In 1791 he married and he and his wife had two sons and two daughters. In 1798 he obtained government troops to regain control of the country round Killeshandra, following the landing by a French army at Killala. From about 1812 was chancellor of the diocese of Emly.
His best-known work is A New Analysis of Chronology, which took twenty years to complete and was finally published in three volumes (1809 - 1812). In this book, which deals with the chronology of the whole Bible, Hales made it his rule as far as possible to use original sources. His other works include The Inspector, or, Select Literary Intelligence for the Vulgar and Irish Pursuits of Literature (both 1799), Methodism Inspected (1803–5), and Letters on the Tenets of the Romish Hierarchy (1813). From about 1820 or earlier he suffered from depression. He died in 1831.
If Zimbabwe aren't choosing to play any test games, why are they kept as a test nation?
They literally haven't played a single one this year, and haven't booked any next year
>>64449879
Sounds like an interesting man.
haha someone has made afake account in the /cric/ league impersonating convict
>>64449818
>>64449831
I think this happens because of eating large amounts of meats. I had a qt dream as well...
still no gf
>>64449819
Pump Deafheaven obnoxiously to counteract
>>64449886
think it is connie
>>64449892
Deafheaven is trash lad
>>64449895
if its not bridget, its not connie
>>64449886
>>64449895
stop samefagging to force your gimmick, coonbitch
>>64449819
Play AC/DC loudly and gain their trust, eventually they'll invite you over (bogans are very nice to their kind). then simply steal their alcohol and smokes if that's your thing.
>Based Bill Lawry commentary
Am I a filthy nistalgia fag or are the new commentators shit?
>>64449895
>>64449819
go see star wars
>>64449909
I miss Richie and Tony
CAN REAL BIG BOY CRICKET START ALREADY
>>64449909
you are a newcunt, thats for sure
>>64449900
Exactly
just dropped the ashes
>tfw only an hour until the meme drought ends
>>64449904
what are you going to do if I don't you fucking knob jockey cunt?
Opinons on le friendly Arab?
>>64449927
>not watching the elite saffer v blue pakistan test
GET VERY FUCKING ANGRY ABOUT THINGS AYE MAYTE
REMEMBER BASED CONNIE GET NUMBERS FOR /AFL/?
GOD I LOVE THAT CUNT
>>64449918
Big Bash fan also m8?
is South Africa v England being aired in Australia?
On at a convenient time, but you guys have it on free TV so I'm not sure if they'd give up the time slot
just a quick reminder that the 3rd best bowling attack in the world are about to take one last cheeky wicket before stumps
If smoth is still batting by lunch tomorrow he wont declare the selfish prick
poo peeland on suicide watch
>>64449937
I was born a seething casual and I'll die a seething casual, and I'll raise my children to be seething casuals.
>>64449948
>the city of conbitch
>>64449945
anything that isn't in australia, isn't on free to air
on foxtel it is though
>>64449919
Listen here cuz, meet me at the penny black and ill fucking glass you you dickhead motherfucker
>>64449948
daniel on filthy rich watch
>>64449953
MWNN makes a valid point though.
>>64449956
that guy is so based he can miss the first two rounds and still flog erryone like the based cunt he is
>>64449945
it isnt on free TV so no one is going to watch it bar me and one or two other autists
Jewdoch and Jewtel are both on suicide watch
>>64449958
Ashes and the odi's were on 9
who mother fucking /connard/ here
>>64449966
MacFarlane never implied it's all they protest about.
MWNN just knocking down straw men like a faglord.
He has a vendetta against him because he saw a Family Guy episode that had jokes about domestic violence.
>>64449495
Hi Tevan!
>>64449966
NORWAY
YES
1. Andre Russell
<POWERGAP>
2. Dwayne Bravo
3. Jason Holder
<POWERGAP>
4. Darren Sammy
desu
>>64449972
t. conbitch
>>64449946
Based
inshalla jerome taylor will be struck down, praise allah
based bushman koala
I couldn't be arsed visiting family on christmas day so I now I have to do on boxing day when I could be watching cricket and participating in premier league memes
marsh would have made 400 there
>>64449976
>The Simpsons against the Liberals
HAHAHAHAHA
The obsession of the SA knows no bounds
>>64449972
awwwwwwww yeah
Is Bushman potentially elite?
>>64449947
>HURRR declares to late against India
>DURRR declares to late against West indies
Fuck off you hypocritical piece of shit
Why are games on steam so much more expensive now?
I remember 2 or 3 years ago getting shit like STALKER for literally $2 AUD in these sales.
Now everything is at least $5.
>>64449993
Tony Abbott is dumbbb and coservativesss are stoooopid
>>64449998
No double tons means hes forever shit tier m8
>>64450004
Ive also noticed this. I think its because youre a cunt?!
>>64450004
steam sales are shit now and the currency is shit
>>64450009
Even his own party think he's a dumb cunt lel BTFO by based Turnbull.
>>64450004
Just get global steam keys off sites like G2A m8
kek
KEK
K E K
>>64450022
Are Americans the worst /sp/ posters?
>>64450018
it wasn't a comrehensive spill like Rudd, he still had a lot of internal support
>>64450020
Yeah I do normally. Got Fallout 4 for like $60 as opposed to $90 it would've been off steam by using G2A.
Games that are on sale on steam are often cheaper than keys from G2A though.
Still, I remember grabbing tons of games for a couple of dollars each during previous sales.
>>64450026
not really, they're up there but aren't the worse per capita, thats easily poo peeland
>>64449883
who would replace them?
Plus I read that each test playing nation must pay each other in a 5/10 year cycle.
So then they have to pay someone?
>>64450004
>playing video games
Underage pls go
>>64450018
Turnbull is a poofter shitcunt cuck
>>64449976
>>64449993
>>64450009
Not a lot of Tevans around, and at the risk of outing someone completely at random, if true this would be too perfect.
>>64449970
>>64449958
sorry, mean't anything not involving australia
>>64450039
bob katter pls
>>64450027
Tony pls go
>>64450018
The bloke isn't an idiot though.
I hate when conservative politicians get meme'd into retardation like Abbott and George Bush.
>>64450027
kys Tone
>>64450049
Tones Rhodes scholarship was apparently a bit perplexing. Turnbull is unironically more intelligent AND handsome
>.@ScorchersBBL XI: Agar, Bancroft (wk), Behrendorff, Carberry, Harris, Hogg, Klinger (c), Paris, Turner, Tye, Willey.
could they be any lighter on batting?
>>64450044
>Australia
>"white"
>>64450044
This shit writes itself
>>64450067
"from" Melbourne, lots of pictures with the bros, lots of NRlel, """umpires""" pantyshotball
Tipping Scorchers in a "close" game.
>>64450071
Maybe he's just abo?
>SR 15.38 against this attack
oh i am laffin
