Australia to bat
1st for windies
Is warner autistic?
1st for KFC
statscunt on suicide watch
Have a good crimbo lads?
>>64445511
'no'
First for wicked wings and zinger burger
>you are now imagining statscunt's face during the World Cup final when Starc bowled McCullum
>All those empty seats
AusCric on suicide watch
I just wanted to thank the Woradgaree Abo's for allowing us to enjoy the cricket at the MCG today.
Secondly, kek at anyone suggesting the Windies may be competitive today.
Thirdly, James Sherry is looking old as fuck.
holder seems like a legit nice guy. it'd be nice to see him somehow be the guy to turn the windies around. i doubt some of these swag clowns will respond to a respectful captain though. they need an border to kick their ass.
Nice "crowd" smellbourne
>>64445560
Fourthly, don't forget to buy KFC™ today
Burns will be the highest run scorer this innings, book it
>>64445540
I was glad when that happened, theres a time and a place for memeing and its not the first ball of the world cup final
and its definitely not the second ball of the world cup final after the first one went straight through you and nearly cleaned you out
and it sure as god damn fuck is not the third ball of the world cup final after the first and second both utterly rekt your attempted memes and left you looking like a total fucking idiot.
Got what he deserved.
>>64445560
>Secondly, kek at anyone suggesting the Windies may be competitive today.
KEK, this is literally the 3rd best bowling attack in the world m7
>>64445610
>KEK, this is literally the 3rd best bowling attack in the world m7
When?
>>64445587
Goes without saying, it just aint Cricket without a Zinger burger and a ton of sides.
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>64445610
>3rd best
Nice b8
Where is Kahwaja batting?
Where were you when the great Hayne returned?
ZAHANE MARASHKET ON POOICIDE WATCH
Finally! The REAL sports are on.
>>64445664
at the MCG
>West Indies in the light
>Australias in the dark
The moving clouds are creating pottery at the 'G!
>>64445669
shitposting on /sp/ lad
>>64445656
nah m8, krazycasual said so, so it must be true
Just got to South Africa lads.
Shaun Marsh on poocide watch
started lads?
>>64445669
link?
Pic related are the best chocolates ever.
Prove me wrong.
>>64445689
Warner vs Blackwood when
kek
KEK
MINI MAXIMUMS
>Worst Indies
How did Roach become so shit?
>>64445729
I'm so conflicted about Warner, he looks like the biggest fuckwit you could ever meet but he's on our side and being a fuckwit to the opposition.
>mfw I heard an Australian refer to Christmas as Chrissy near me
>>64445759
too much KFC
Will Hollywood actor William Smith score 100 runs?
>>64445774
Yeah when you cunts refer to it as "Chrimbo" it makes you look so much more sophisticated than us, fucking hypocrite.
>27/5 to 134/6
I'm glad this NZ is good meme has ended
>>64445759
Shoulder injury. Not surprising when you look at his action
>>64445780
Yes
>>64445774
Chrissy plays for the Warrington Wolves m8
>http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-12-24/clarke-and-dawe:-live-from-the-cricket,-where-the/7052718
That is the latest news folks
Can't corner the Warner
Is Stan a good service? I use Netflix and use a service to use whatever countries Netflix has the stuff I want on it.
Is Stan in HD yet?
Warner going for fastest Test century?
>23 off 8
KEK
What is the fastest test century?
gonna go on kingsgrove sports and browse some new season bats lads
>scheduling a Test for Christmas Day
Jesus Christ how ass-backwards are Australians?
lmao, switching over to the Windies game
based Warncuck
>>64445877
>>64445895
Are you still allowed to celebrate Christmas in your glorious Caliphate?
>>64445940
I'm literally erect
>empty seats on Boxing Day
Is test griget, dare I say it, dead?
>>64445940
Based 100 starts in a month
S3 trailer was awesome
>>64445976
Absolutely. Everyone's waiting for the Big Bash later.
>>64445940
muh dick
>cuckner
KUCKED THE FUCK OUT
>>64445976
Most of the crowd are still outside the fence getting checked for bombs thanks to our muslim population.
>cuckner
Remind me why he is still playing?
Idiot
>>64446008
Who is this cum drum?
KEK
>Warner
>>64446028
Did you enjoy your Christmas alone, Saxon?
lol what a balbag
Who gonna watch "Here comes the Habibs" next year? Looks pretty good desu
Steph McIntosh best girl desu lads
>>64446035
It literealyy says it in the filename
>>64446068
Lol no
>Here come the Habibs
>tfw you're older than the captain of your test side
>>64446064
I wasn't alone yesterday, and I'm not Saxon.
Saxon = joke account
>>64446068
>it's actually real
Australia
YES
>William Hill had Warner @ $6 to be the top scorer for an hour between 9 - 10 and I was sad I missed it
Welp, thank fuck I slept in
>>64446087
I thought you were fresh out of high school Trinibro
>>64446068
Looks pretty racist. I dont imagine it will last long. Pretty disgusting tbqh
>>64446114
mudslime can't handle the banter
>>64446114
Yeah. Muslims are the most racist people.
>le warner is le better than le cook
SEETHING
>>64446121
I doubt religion will even play a part of it. Its just making fun of lebanese sterotypes. Imagine "here come the Nguyen's" with everyone eating rice, speaking sterotypical bad asian english etc. Completely low brow racist humour which isnt the least bit funny
>>64446162
Gook detected.
>Jomel Andrel Warrican
nice name
>>64446157
Warner isn't "better" than Cook, but Warner partnered with Cook would objectively be the best opening partnership in world cricket.
>>64446162
>this flag
>this post
>>64445940
fuck sake I already fapped this morning
>>64446162
Go back to /r/Australia you fucking faggot
>>64446232
funny how the australia subreddit is full of leftards just like the uk one
how did you review your Christmas?
>>64446252
>leftards
>>64446232
r/Australia is actually slowly moving to the right albeit still mainly a greenie shithole from what I've heard
Unemployed uni students with rich parents finally realising the culture clash when you bring over sandcunts
>shane warner wanted marsh
KEK
>85% of multiple choice questions are B
>>64446269
Slowly. It's not as bad as it was 12 - 18 months ago.
It still isn't the right place to go for actual discussion on issues. Scott Ludlum = God, Tone Abet = Hitler is still the way it works over there.
>>64446261
>unironically being a leftist
>>64446294
Username?
>>64446284
reminds me of that steins gate maths problem picture
what should I buy from JayJays with my gift card lads?
>tfw I just did a line of cocaine and my family wants to entertain everyone by signing karaoke
terrible timing tBh
>>64446294
>>64446269
holy fucking shit, this place is actually crawling with redditors everywhere now
i'm out /cric/, see you never again
>>64446294
>>64446269
fuck off you shitcunts
>>64446232
Such riveting commentary.
Let us follow in example. How was everyone's Christmas and what did you all get?
>>64446304
doggie045
>>64446294
> it isn't my hugbox like circlejerkaustralia is
>>64446320
>>64446321
>reading comprehension
Head on over there, sounds like a perfect joint for you thin-wristed bleeding hearts
circumference of a circle = pi*r^2 confirmed warnie
baka
>>64446326
6/10
Clothes
bottle of scotch
thongs
coffee beans
>>64446256
Post the rest please
>>64446232
>>64446269
>>64446294
Kill yourselves k thnx family
>>64446336
you're the one who's shit at reading comprehension it seems, you dumb reddit fuckwit
>>64446349
>>64446232 (You)
>>64446269
>>64446294 (You)
Is Jason Holder elite?
>>64446256
Jesus Christ
>warnie
>slats
>binga
oh fuck me, i just realised
>>64446339
>>64446352
>>64446349
>>64446321
>>64446320
>>64446294
>HELLO? REDDIT POLICE! WE GOT A COUPLE OF LIVE ONES HERE!
>>64446357
I like him
I love that bum pat optus ad
Memeswell is the best
Why are they still using Mitchel Johnson to push elite athlete supplements when he didn't have the heart to play for his country anymore? What a huge waste of money for Swisse.
>>64446294
this is the modern state of /cric/
And you faggots actually hate me, based statscunt, for doing everything I can to exterminate their presence
kys
>>64446369
haha! XDXD
upboat! XDXD
I'll see myself out XDXD
>>64446403
in order to expose redditors you have to be one yourself
we'd be 0/100 now if warner didnt get out
>>64446403
>muh imageboard sanctity
fucking kek
nerds hahaha
>>64446423
I literally only started looking around when krazykrezja started talking about his reddit exploits on /cric/
>>64446353
Gross. What a bushpig.
>>64446429
t. Turknjaydee
>>64446439
I think that cunt you exposed yesterday deleted his account
>>64446457
i saw kek
wont be long before his obsession with Marsh sees him crawling back
Reminder that virtually all western women are feminist cunts that are not worth your time to interact with.
cricket is boring
>>64446563
Don't watch it.
>>64446533
this tbhfam
moving to sao paolo soon as i graduate
Reminder that your worshipping of average western celebrities perpetuates man-hating feminism in mainstream culture.
Just bowled some leg spin lads.
>>64446597
Cheeky
>>64446596
>>64446533
pussy
>>64446617
Reminder that you only have one life.
Hello 4chan
>>64446595
m-more
F O U R C U . C K S
O
U
R
C
U
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C
K
S
Fuck this is boring, bring back the big bash
>newstart payment finally went through
Just had a bit of medium pace on the middle stump lads
>>64446711
Blimey.
>>64446711
who from?
>>64446711
Is jamal cool with this? Did little sis have a good time?
>>64446732
Darryl Braithwaite
>>64446711
Did jamal finish? Was your little sis satisfied?
i have been living off savings and nothing else for the past 2 months, ive LITERALLY been too lazy to go to centrelink to get newstart / rent assistance. getting low on money though, better go soon
>inb4 west indies finish early so they get back to fucking some melbourne girlfriends instead of playing this boring game
>>64446776
Degenerate
>the sound of the umpire knocking the bails off
#JustCricketThings
I didn't get to say Merry Xmass to everyone on /cric/ so I'm saying it now.
Also I'm saying xmass so those religious sheeple will be so trolled that I took the christ out of christmas lmao amirite Daniel?
>yac when /cric/ is nothing but redditors and curryniggers
Daily lunch reminder that the Beef Hunger Tamer box from Hungry Jacks is the best value mainstream fast food meal.
>>64446875
gay post
Is test cricket meme now?
>>64446909
>appealing to redditors and histrionic cucks
>>64446930
Why do you keep posting these pig disgusting desi whores?
What did >we think of Star Wars, lads?
>>64446942
>unable to detect the facetiousness of that post
Not sure if autism or SEETHING POOFAG.
Is Conbitch here?
T20 is the future of cricket wether you like it or not
>>64446969
It's the present you fucking dumb cunt.
T5 is the future.
>>64446930
Are all non Australian posters poo in loos?
>>64446969
looking at just how fucking greasy that mullet is makes my physically ill
who /justgotup/ here?
>>64446959
>watching cuck wars
>brett lee getting completely blanked by taylor
loving it
>>64446957
>>64446977
Hispanics aren't from India.
>Bogan education
Literally American tier.
>>64446959
didn't see it
>4chan frog
https://www.reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/3y81za/match_thread_australia_vs_west_indies_at_mcg/cybg8j5
>>64446964
>he didn't like my post
>>64446993
I wish, m8
My wife's kid woke up at 5:30 this morning
>>64447004
They're all shitskins who gives a fuck
>>64447004
Sorry not having mandatory white guilt seminars
BASED guptill hitting a BASED four of the FIRST ball
>>64447004
>americans are so dumb
Liberal muslim faggot detected
Dont you have some pakis to drop your sister off to
KEK. Anyone else flicked over to the sydney to hobart?
>"LETS JUST GET FUCK OUT OF HERE"
Channel 7 is going to be in a lot of shit tommorrow
>>64447038
Start a Thread on reddit demanding justice
Shit Lanka Ltd.
Watching the NZ - Who, Australia is c ucked outta their minds its impossible to watch them
>>64447070
cuck isn't filtered anymore idiot
>>64447073
>replying to my bait
C U C K E D
>>64446959
I liked most of it tbqh. Spoilers ahead for anyone planning to see it.
I didn't like the ton of forced nostalgia fanservice, but I can understand with it being the first of the trilogy. I didn't like the anime-esque LE CUUTEE XDXD BB8 droid.
I liked Finn, thought Poe was pretty stereotypical and mediocre, and would've liked Rey if not for the fact she has no character arc in the movie and goes from a scavenger who thinks the force is a myth, to someone who can mentally control stormtroppers and beat a sith-in-training in a battle of the minds in about 30 minutes of screentime.
Harrison Ford was good, Carrie Fisher was awful.
The fighter battle scenes were great and felt like Star Wars.
The lack of new environments/world building was disappointing. Literally just Tattooine 2.0 and Hoth 2.0 for most of the film.
I really loved the atmosphere of the final lightsaber battle, and liked how the fighting was a good balance really slow and clunky shit from the OT, and the over-choreographed video game shit from the PT. Only problem with the lightsaber battles was that there was nowhere near enough of it.
"Death planet" storyline felt really generic and unimaginative.
Kylo killing Han would've been unexpected if it wasn't for the narrow walkway over the gaping chasm where they met. As soon as I saw that room I KNEW Han was going to die.
Pretty hyped for ep VIII, which I guess was the main purpose of TFA, but it's still not a bad movie in it's own right.
>>64447073
he's Indian don't blame him for being retarded
>>64447022
>bogans
What's the India Test Squad rating in Don Bradmans lads?
>>64447096
>Full
Statscunt Ltd.'s mum was on the receiving end of a 4 pronged pace attack last night
>>64446424
West indies would have won the last test match if they didn't all get out. i could open for australia if i didn't get out.
>>64447109
BIG
>>64447118
>Le epic simpsons reaction pic
meme time
>>64447141
>LE FUG LE ZIMBZONZ XDXD
>>64447163
lad you can't use that meme anymore now that reddit have gotten a hold of it
What did Santner Claus get you for Christmas lads?
>>>/tv/64097546
KEK
>>64447175
A relevant test side
>>64447186
>implying anyone cares about glorified sleep time anymore
>>64447175
A 18cm dildo (black) with a circumference of 7cm and some anal lube
>McCuckems last series as captain will be getting BTFO by the AusGODS at his home ground
memecullum and guppy GOATing it up
>>64447197
>LE FUG LE MGGUGGUM XDXD
Are Bogans the Aussie version of Pikeys?
>>64447217
based reddit
>and Hollywood superstar Kelly Osborne!
kek
Shit Lanka Ltd. on pooicide watch
Give me vidya to play
Doesn't have to be a recent release
I enjoy most genres
>>64447245
DON
now watch me whip
now watch me maymay
>>64447245
Super Mario Sunshine
>>64447245
Mission Impossible: Operation Surma
>yfw they win in less than 10 overs
>>64447255
JUAN
>>64447216
>>64447237
>not expecting two meme batsmen to wallop the shit out of this innings
>trying to catch the bat
kek
KEK
K _ E _ K
Is Burns, dare I say it, elite?
>>64447219
More like chavs and rednecks in one.
classic memecullum innings
>>64447245
The Witcher 3
>35,000 crowd
kek
KEK
K E K
>>64447322
cant wait till he chips one to mid off
Hail to the meme baby
Meme century coming up
>>64447331
You can thank the shit Windies and the measures introduced to prevent terrorism (the fence, patting down everyone including white poeple)
Is the KFC league the only good thing about Cricket now?
Execute all muslims.
>>64447328
Finished it twice
>>64447255
Played the shit out of it
>>64447258
Don't have a gamecube
>>64447267
Don't have it and imagine it will be hard to find
>>64447350
>Don't have a gamecube
well maybe you should specify what you DO have
>>64447286
>Cook-tier strike rate against WI on an aussie pitch
"no"
>>64447350
Rust
Reminder that virtually all western women are feminist cunts that are not worth your time to interact with.
>>64447350
Donald Bradman Cricket
Who would win in a series between poopeelia and shit lanka? It would be pretty close I reckon.
>>64447245
Farming simulator 15
don't bother growing corn because it has very little value. Focus on grains and getting better machinery so you can harvest quicker.
Bombs awayyy bombs awayyy
>35,000 crowd
>Home of Australian cricket and sporting capital of the world
You cant make this shit up
>>64447377
sri lanka would win in sri lanka tbqh
>>64447368
>Cook-tier strike rate
isn't that how englishmen rate batsmen though?
>>64447396
The real cricket is on tonight m8
>>64447396
Adelaide has the best cricket crowds in australia desu
Guptil memeing it up too
>>64447396
MCG is a meme ground
>>64447426
Melbourne is a meme city
le wallop every ball man
Has SL given up playing a part timer this early?
pathetic desu
Reminder that your worshipping of average western celebrities perpetuates man-hating feminism in mainstream culture.
Ramadan soon lads.
