merry christmas edition
WE OUT HERE
>>64443229
>>64443229
>>64443229
>not watching Elf on ABC Family instead
plebs
>>64443255
>watching something not live
Please take a moment to admire the great LeBron for the special talent he is. It never gets old looking at the King's history. So many accomplishments Kobe Bryant and Michael Jordan will never achieve:
1.Only player in NBA history to quit because of Air Conditioner.
2.Quit on his team the year after he promises a championship.
3.Dunked on by a high school kid then confiscates the tape.
4.Bail on the dunk contest 9 times.
5.Only able to win a ring with 2 superstars.
6.Play on same team as his moms boyfriend.
7.Average 1.8 pts in the 4th quarter of NBA finals.
8.Lose not 1, not 2, but 6 times in the Finals.
9.Host a national televised TV show to leave his team.
10.Go 2 for 18 in an NBA playoff game.
11.Get stuffed by a player under 6 feet. (Nate Robinson)
12.Flop every single game in the playoff 5 out of 6 finals games by dropping FG% by 18.
14.0 Rings if not for refs calling early fouls on Durant and Westbrook it threw them out of rhythm, made them play soft, and sit for big parts of the game which changed the flow and momentum of the finals.
15. First person to show his dick and lose in a Finals game.
16. got shut down by a bench player who ended up getting finals MVP
17. could not post up jj barea
i can't decide who i want to lose more
I wonder how Love is going to do
>>64443255
>watching a shitty movie on Christmas
An hero.
last 2 digits of this post is how many points lebron scores
is there a national stream or smt. too ?? or olny locals ?
Over/under on number of "superstar calls" that LeBron James gets today?
>inb4 MUH BARNES
Barnes is trash and couldn't stop the king if he was at 200%
Lebron 50/7/10 incoming. Uncle Drew gets his too.
>all these goat instrumentals during timeouts/highlights
Feels good desu
>>64443278
last 2 digits of this post is how many points curry scores
I hope Lelbron loses.
THE ONLY GAME THAT MATTERS.
>>64443278
Legod
>>64443280
>64443280
r /nbastreams
Last two digits confirm the percentage of Warrior fans were Laker fans 5 years ago
>>64443302
lol no
>>64443296
swimming pools
Fun fact, when I was in high school my gf tutored Draymond Green. He was having problems making good enough grades to play on the basketball team so she tutored him every Friday and Saturday night so he could make the grades. She's my wife now and is too embarrassed to watch tonight's Christmas Day Cavs vs. Warriors matchup on ABC. I guess seeing someone she used to tutor on TV would be weird for her. But I mean really, how fucking retarded is Draymond Green? High school is easy as shit and he needed help just to pass LOL.
>>64443280
nbastream dot cum
>>64443302
dope. is he gonna sprain his ankle in the first 5 minutes?
>>64443278
>>64443302
confirmed
>>64443278
>>64443302
Based
Who are we rooting for?
>>64443312
Here's your reply
>>64443304
>>64443278
BIG
>>64443312
You'd be surprised man. Many people just can't or won't apply themselves
>/sp/ has to finally accept that Lebron is the Goat, after the warriors get BTFO tonight.
>LeGOAT continues his dominance, concluding with a ring in June, and one ring in Cleaveland means 6 rings, so Jordanfags will run out of arguements.
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE.
>>64443333
TRIP QUADS
>>64443296
Seriously. Whoever is dialing these up is on point
a super get is coming and it better be itt
>>64443312
it's weird for her cuz she says you are the one, but the kid is not your son
>>64443333
BLACK
>doug collins is right about the heat offense
>>64443328
Cavs
Christmas wish was a big injury today
What the fuck Santa
>>64443349
CAR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E69qahzgeN8
2 wins 4 losses
that's somethin you gotta deal with
>>64443349
DINGUS
>>64443328
Warriors
>>64443278
So he needs to take 80 shots at least.
>>64443312
>tutored
>>64443312
she thinks it's weird because she got dicked down by him desu senpai
>instagram shit
god e!spn is motherfuck awful.
>>64443366
The defending champs are 2-4 in christmas finals rematches
>>64443375
Its stale pasta anon
Are the cavs /sp/'s team?
>>64443328
Memes
Game should've started ten fucking minutes ago!
When is Kerr coming back?
>>64443383
Seriously though, All I was looking forward to was TNT christmas bantz to go along with basketball but here I am watching this shit
>>64443397
Without a doubt
>>64443394
This is what happens when you surround yourself with women
>>64443328
cavs
>>64443407
TNT has the playoffs. Be patient
>>64443397
It's actually the wizards
Why Draymond look like Mojojojo?
>Klay Thomspon
>lockdown defender
>>64443422
>spee siding with a team that's shook af
>DICK BRIGHT
more like BBC
>>64443397
I always had the feel that Spurs was /sp/'s go to team.
Leonard is surely >our favorite player.
>>64443427
Lpl that image
>>64443419
Except for the finals.
MURKA
What excuse will /sp/ make up when the warriors win?
dubs are a legendary team this year, and there's nothing you can do about it
They let LeBron choose which game ball they use?!?!?!?!?!
LEBRON DEFLATEGATE 2K16
LEBRON DEFLATEGATE 2K16
LEBRON DEFLATEGATE 2K16
LEBRON DEFLATEGATE 2K16
>>64443439
I don't think even the most rabid cavs fans need to make excuses. Warriors is a way better team after all.
>Jalen Rose with that reddit as fuck tier joke
Why won't they just fire this nigga already.
>Heat won
>Bulls won
Cavs better win for the beast conference
>>64443439
>b-but its kyrie irving's warmup game
If kyrie doesn't show up he should've waited another week
JALEN BTFO
>just give up
What a depressing commercial
cleveland luck continues
>finally get good
>group of literally whos turn out to be the best team ever to play the sport
feels shitty man
>>64443446
Jalen Rose needs to get his ass beat
Things JVG will complain about for way too long:
What does San Francisco have to do with Oakland?
>>64443476
>>64443482
Lpl
>You like that?!?!
Lol why they keep showing san francisco when the warriors play in oakland
>>64443481
>reviews
>clear paths
>>64443481
Every Thing
>>64443481
some ticky tacky technical
>>64443482
if you were from oakland you'd want to be associated with sf too
>>64443312
>LOL
Nailed it
>>64443488
That's like showing Pittsburgh for the Cleveland Cavaliers
>>64443471
what do you mean by that?
>that ugly ass nigga when that qt black girl
>mfw this is LeBeta fags superbowl, a cheeky xmas pick up game
how fucking pathetic can a fanbase be?
>>64443481
everything
>>64443481
Jumping into a defender to cause a foul on a jumper
>Mark Jackson commentating
rev up your salt shakers
>>64443503
>mfw I saw it too
How come I can't get a gf and his ugly ass can?
GAME WAS SUPPOSED TO KICK OFF 20 MINUTES AGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
What was the NBA like before the 3 point meme man came along
>>64443503
seriously, that chick was a babe and that nigga was ugly af.
he must have money
are black qts the best looking qts
inb4
kyrie tears his ACL
screencap this
>>64443274
my sides, every fucking time. thank you based anon
>>64443521
pace was at an all time low and muh dribble drive
>>64443503
>>64443519
>>64443522
she was a 6/10 guys. cute but still basic enough to go for ugly niggas
>Brandon Rush guarding LeBron
Good luck
mozgod was not out of bounds honestly
Lemme tell you something Skip Bayless. I've seen people debatin who's the BEST player in the nationalbasketballassociation right now, and is always between tha King Lebron James and the ASSASIN Steph Curry. Lemme tell you somethin Skip, as great as Steph Curry is, who is absolutely positevly THE BEST MARKSMAN the GAME has EVER seen, who is SPLASH Brother, who is an NBA CHA MPI ON, who holds the all time 3 point record, he can not compete to Labraawn.
Skip, Lebron is a freak of nature man... he can pass, can shoot, can put the ball on the floor and he can EXPLODE! Tha KING is just too good Skip, he just too good. A-a-a-a-a I mean, this brotha can PLAY! And Im guaranteein you Skip, by the end of this year, THIS year, Lawbraawn James is gonna be a three time, a THREE TIME NBA CHAMPION.
I rest my case
Based uncle drew
>>64443521
Muh hard af niggas
Muh kobe
Not much different desu. He's just another dominant player
EXPOSED
>>64443540
8/10, hearty chuckle.
>>64443521
Less memes
>>64443540
Very nice
CURRY CAN'T GUARD JR SMITH
Wtf was Kevin love doing there
Odd digit = Cavs win
even digit = Warriors win
>kyrie
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BTFO UNCLE FAGGOT BTFO
Kyrie BTFO
This game is a fucking mess. Also, JR is a real nigga.
>>64443519
I asked myself the same exact thing.
>>64443522
She was an absolute qt.
>dat fucking smile
Would love forever.
>>64443535
>6/10
Fuck off nigger.
>>64443540
>not including the "he's a BAAAAAAAD MAAAAAAAAN"
3/10
>>64443560
>0
wow, even the number gods can't decide.
>mozgoof in charge of dunking
>>64443274
one of my favorite shitposts desu
>>64443560
LELBRON ON SUICIDE WATCH
>white people in charge of dunking
>>64443560
Are you gonna Re roll that
>refball
lebeta bailed out again
>>64443575
are you retarded
>>64443574
>implying shes not a 6/10
theres nothing bad about a 6/10, thats still qt, but dont be delusional
>>64443575
Is this b8, because I've never heard anybody implying 0 isn't an even number
>>64443575
>0 isnt an even number
get your shit together murica
GR33N
>having friends
KYRIE ABOUT TO GO HAM ON SUM BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSSS
>Cavs
>rebounding
>>64443274
>6.Play on same team as his moms boyfriend.
Lebrick trying to statpad and steal rebounds
Lebron... why
>be me
>hate Lelbron
>Don't want Bulls 72-10 record broken..
>Don't know what to do es-pee
trips and curry tears his ACL
>>64443575
top kek
>tfw JR is currently outmemeing the Memeiors
>>64443575
>texan math
>ESPN with these fucking shitty stat lines
>he's the only player to ever score a point in an NBA game the same day he sneezed twice in a row
>>64443593
At the very least she was a 7.5/10
You have shit taste
>>64443575
>>64443589
0 * 2 = 0
therefore 0 is a multiple of 2
therefore 0 is even
>LELBRON
lmao remember just a few years ago when this arena was completely empty and now it's filled with a bunch of tiny dicked bandwagon Asian fans?
As a mavs fan, I can't wait until my back up team Spurs eliminate them
>Jr smith
Is he going to have dare I say it, >one of those games?
Curry is totally fucking invisible
>>64443545
When is running into the chest of a defender not a charge? Warriors get away with everything
>>64443595
>zero divided by zero is zero
sounds even to me
to be fair, this is an NBA thread
UNCLE DREW BACK
EVERYWHERE I GO THEY SCREAMING OUT UNCLE DREW BACK
>>64443611
>Not wanting to witness history
Fuck off mj cockoroach.
>LeHGH stealing rebounds
WARRIORS GETTING B T F O
Which b-prom will be crashed by lebron tonight?
ahahahahahaha that samsung commercial
>>64443620
>has low standards
>tells someone else they have shit taste
>>64443620
>At the very least she was a 7.5/10
Do you go outside? She's a bit above average and she's wearing makeup.
>>64443641
>being so underage b8 that you didn't witness the bulls in the MJ era.
>>64443631
>oracle
>empty
pick one desu senpai
>>64443646
>LeBron will NEVER BLACK Ayesha and Sonya cause they don't sit courtside
is it just my shit cable or are other people's commercials during sporting events on ABC, NBC and FOX always really choppy and laggy?
>>64443656
>TFW snus fan and early sports memories include getting BTFO by Jordan
why is bron shilling all these gook companies
>this thread full of simple fucks and nignogs
>>64443624
I was just saying, since /sp/ hates the warriors
>>64443619
shut up science bitch
WHO CARES ABOUT THE BLACK CHICK WE'D ALL HIT THAT SO FUCK OFF
>CURRY 0 POINTS
>CURRY 0 POINTS
>CURRY 0 POINTS
>CURRY 0 POINTS
>CURRY 0 POINTS
Is Kevin Love
Dare I say it?
Shit?
>>64443656
You'd have to be in your late 20s to have realized how good MJ was. Watching him when you were 5 doesn't count.
>>64443650
>>64443652
this turned into /shit taste general/ real quick
HAHAHAHAH DID YOU MISS ME??!?!?!?!?
>cavs look shook
top fucking lel
>that gilf
>>64443681
HE DIN DU NUFFIN
>>64443624
>0 * 2 = 0
>therefore 0 is a multiple of 2
>therefore 0 is even
0 * 3 = 0
therefore 0 is a multiple of 3
therefore 0 is odd
how is everyone's christmas going lads
>mozgov
heather cocks lol get it?
>>64443665
Idk but for about the past month on ABC I've been able to hear Spanish announcing mixed in.
Cavs are not killing the Warriors on the boards like they did games 1-3 in the Finals last year. Changes are Kevin Love instead of Tristan Thompson in the Cavs line up and also the adjustments by the Warriors that they did starting from game 4. Cavs don't have the upper hand this game.
>mozshit
get this whitey off the court
It's over.
>>64443689
Ayy lmao
Since all the nba fans on /sp/ are wiggers that worship black culture, can you cucks kindly explain this whole DJ Khaled meme?
>>64443690
It's nice, good to see my whole family together.
Curry getting refballed already, seriously?
>>64443689
wtf
>mfw steve kerr will die
he's a pretty likeable guy senpai
>>64443692
no, please explain
>>64443690
My bank account is mostly wiped out, but seeing my wife's son's eyes light up when he saw all them presents under the tree really made it all worth it
explain this
HAHAHAHA DELLY HAS CURRY SHOOK AGAIN LMAOOO
It seems Cavs travel a lot.
dellly bout to lock down a nigga
Heather Cox would get the dick desu.
LMAO CURRY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
AND-1
why is it so hard for a team to have a decent center
D E L L Y
E
L
L
Y
>tfw no heather cox milf mom
>>64443689
6 is a multiple of 3
therefore for 6 is odd
???
If cavs had a real center they would be undefeated
>>64443575
DELLY AND1
>>64443690
great, I here with family getting drunk and watching ball
gonna eat dessert in a bit
Based delly bringing the team together
>>64443690
:(
But comfy tho
is LeBron finished?
>BASED DELLY
CURRY KILLER IS BACK
DELLYMANIA IS BACK BITCHES
DELLY GOT CURRY SHOOOOOOOOK
>>64443722
it's his last season before he retires, let him have his all star game
>>64443722
Now that he is gone even Kobe haters are rallying behind him. He deserves it imo. All Star is just an exhibition game for good feels.
>>64443575
God bless you, America. Even if he doesn't exist
DELLY GO FOR THE MEMES KNEES
Steven A. Smith. I'm actually going to give Lebron James a break tonight, and say, listen to this, that Lebron James could take a GAME from Steph's Warriors in a seven game series.
I mean, are we joking right now? Queen James cannot possibly compete to Steph Curry, and you know why? It's not because of skill, Steven A. Smith, because I acknowledge that Lebron can play. But, it is about his MENTALITY. Lebron James lacks the KILLER INSTICT, and that is a FACT. He lacks what Kobe Bean Bryant has. He lacks what the greatest ever MICHAEL JEFFREY JORDN had. He lacks what Stephen Curry has.Steph Curry is a LIGHTS OUT shooter, Steven A., he can carry a team on his back to a championship. You know why Lebron has so many finals appearances? Because he is destroying a SOFT Eastern Conference. I tell you, Steven A. Smith, if Queen James played in a team in the WEST, he wouldnt even make the playoffs. Lebron will be known as the MOST OVERATED PLAYER in NBA HISTORY!!
>>64443715
am i the only one that thinks he looks exactly like barney from HIMYM?
HOW THE FUCK IS THAT A FOUL
>>64443722
that's explainable, since it's his last year and all that jerking off.
Kyrie being 2nd in all star voting, playing ONLY 2 G A M E S. Explain that
name a better passing center than Bogut
he is literally vlade divac 2.0
MUH DELLY D
>THAT
>A FOUL
PUT EM IN THE DIRT DELLY
who /DONALDTRUMP/ here?
This game is really well reffed so far
REFBALL
THATS NOT A FUCKING FOUL
GODDAMN SUPERSTAR CALLS
>>64443722
>3rd all time scorer
>literally a living legend
>expecting people not to vote for him
kek there's nothing to explain serbia
>>64443721
>but seeing my wife's son's eyes light up
>my wife's son
what the kuckledoo does that mean?
Is that really a foul?
what in the fuck was that commercial
>>64443754
>picked 1st overall after missing entire freshmen season
do we really need to explain anything?
>>64443774
no but curry is the new jordan so he gets the call
>tfw Delly goes for Curry's ankles and ends his career
>>64443721
>my wife's son
>>64443751
9/10
that was a pretty good commercial tbqh
I'm at the game. I got my wife's son tickets for Christmas. Ask me anything.
>>64443776
lol so randum
holy shit Dave Chappelle was right
every cross dresser on TV is a black guy. Why is that?
These are god tier NBA player commercials
So wait??
If K Love is the Hooper's "wife's son", does that mean that Momma Deandre did the dirty with the Good Neighbor State Farm Agent????
>I wanna ring ;_;
>>64443776
I liked it.
>>64443787
Charge the court and take down curry
>>64443787
>wifes son
Who /RBLC/ here?
>>64443722
the majority of fans are casual fans and dont really want to see the all star game be "beautiful basketball" with elite defense and pick and rolls etc but instead a game full of the flashiest players shooting all game long
pretty good nba player commercials tbqh familia
>LBJ in charge of ball security
LAMO
It would have been funny if Garnett was the one to say "You aint got no rings"
>gook proposing to gookette at Oracle during commercial break
cringy af family
>>64443787
how's it feel to be kucked
