Memey Christmas
>furpuck
>>>/asp/
>furpuck
>>>/asp/
>>64439711
>mfw this guy has seen more cups than canadians
>>64440164
>Canada status: rekt
>tfw almost ten AM and still haven't slept. Got to get up in 3 hours for the final Christmas dinner with my grandparents.
Damn internet and traditions that ran late.
>>64440164
Nice
>>64440258
>tfw went to bed at 5 last night
>tfw woke up 4 hours later and have to deal with relatives for dinner
Fug
>>64440277
Have to?
You should cherish that shit, anon.
I'm just mad at myself for staying up this late
>>64440302
I like being with my parents just not the extended family. They're great for like an hour but then I just want to go back home
>you now realize Finland will win the babby bowl
>early thread
Go away Caitlyn
>>64440373
I'm Hyped desu
>>64440373
>Finnish meme-thiefs show their faces
>>64440311
That's what I thought when I was 12 too. But when you're an adult, you'll realize how everyone's dropping every year and how much you should appreciate being with them every year. K now going to sleep.
>>64440389
>you now realize Uppo-Nalle is 30 years older than Björne
>>64440416
What's with the bears
>>64440366
>Rantanen is going to trash Nylander
Will he ever recover?
>>64440416
>Oldest living bear in the world (500 years old)
>Have lived in sweden all his life
>>64440466
>Oldest known photograph of a bear
>Taken in Finland some 400 years before Christ
>>64440486
>We wuz bears and shiiet
>>64440486
Does that bear have an Olympic hockey gold medal around its neck?
>>64439823
>>64439818
>rags
Did you get hockey stuff, /hoc/?
>>64440519
>>64440565
>getting presents
I'm not 12.
>>64440311
Same here. My extended family is boring, it runs in the family
Boring Dutch heritage
>>64440577
> he doesn't let his parents buy him gifts
Why do you hate your parents
Or
Why do you have shitty selfish parents?
I spent about $400 on friends and family this year, we like to give gifts to each other
>>64440565
I got some >laffs gear
>>64440578
>Not having swedish heritage
>>64440604
One of my great grandmothers was born a boat from Sweden
>>64440565
>not a one piece
>>64440615
*on a
>>64440615
>atlantic heritage
;^)
>>64440604
we're not muslim
>>64440615
#Blessed #Motivated #LoveLife #NotAFuckingFinnThankGod
>>64440628
Cool clock Ahmed
See you in the finals Dallas
>>64440615
>you are at a hockey game and these guys slap you in the ass
>What do?
>>64440604
We have a sweet castle though
>>64440640
Thank you america for this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yadQ0Qk-X_k
>>64440666
Give him a shove
Nice Satan trips, Satan
>>64440668
That woman is mentally ill
>>64440698
Don't project on Christmas. Go one day atleast, please.
>>64440668
>that thing got a 9.5/10 QT
>I can't even get uggos to make eye contact with me even though I'm a healthy weight and tall
Why am I alive
>>64440698
She is a beautful woman performing my favourite kind of american music
Love this lady as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsVMr7NWuCU
>>64440668
Wew lad what the fuck is this shit
>>64440708
>>64440715
I was talking about the qt with the hamplanet
PUL-JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>64440892
>yuromemes
Stop
Anyone else just not terribly excited for the world juniors this year? I mean I still want to watch it, and the predicted parity is good for the sport as a whole I think, but it just seems kinda meh. I'm hoping for a classic canada/russia (good vs evil) final, but that's about it
Just had brunch bout to head to dinner with the other side of the family. My grandma was drooling nonstop and we had to tell her each time to chew and to swallow. My mom cried.
Yay christmas
Just put this together, works p good too
Ho ho ho 2bh
KN-
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>64440956
Those are great, but the ones with the plastic bubble dome are goat
>>64440956
That looks really fun
>>64440956
I got the one where you can swap out the guys for whatever team you want a few years ago for my birthday. But no one I know is any good and I always wipe the floor with em :(
>>64440935
only super excited for Laine. but yeah, I think it will be a good tournament. teams to watch are USA and Finland
>>64440956
That looks really shitty compared to Stiga
>>64440994
Do they still make the one where all of the dudes were spring loaded and you could fire off wrist shots?
>>64440962
>Floriduh
>>64441013
I feel your pain bro, and this isn't even cold by winnipeg standards, we've just been spoiled this year
>>64441055
I like cold and snow tho, particularly snow
>>64440965
>ney7ander
PUL
JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>64441013
Christmas is ruined
>>64441087
>Pulj0
KN
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>64441140
Oops
PULJÙÜ\UUUUU
>>64441146
:^)
>>64441186
>Finland actually tries to win bronze medals
NHL network is confirmed for posting in /hoc/ after yesterdays bitching they are showing all of last years roads to the winter classic and stadium series followed by the games
>>64441197
What a qt, what's her name?
Which teams do you think Puljujarvi and Laine are going to?
>>64441235
Share the load mister Pulju
>>64441255
Laine goes to Toronto.
Pulju to Analheim
>>64441255
After dominating WJC they go as 1st and 2nd overall picks to Edmonton oilers.
>>64440975
Theyre also really expensive. I know because I own one. I paid $1500 and now it sits in a storage unit.
>mfw New Jersey has a hockey team
>>64441295
>After dominating WJC
>with 0 points
>>64441255
Pulju to Dedmonton
Laine to Carlelina
>>64441323
>Carolina
Oh yea I forgot they exist
>>64441435
They have more cups than the state of hockey lel
>no canadians will be drafted top 5 this year
>>64441440
>1993
>>64441440
>a Floridian will be in the top 5 this year
Canada on pooicide watch
I got a big tv for christmas lads
>>64441473
KIWI
I
W
I
>>64441484
lel that was the first time I used the scribble tool
>>64441473
Did it come with the built in puck finding system?
>>64441473
How big of a tv? Will you be able to find the puck easily?
>>64441323
Hall - Draisaitl - Purcell
Pouliot - McDavid - Yakupov
Laine/Puljujarvi - RNH - Eberle
Hendricks - Letestu - Korpikoski
Nurse - Sekera
Klefbom - Hamonic
Davidson - Reinhart
Talbot/Nilsson
Brossoit
Just give them the cup already
>tfw no qt white snow on xMas
The Jews have gone to far this time
Just ran a draft simulator using this ranking:
http://www.eliteprospects.com/draftcenter.php?year=2016&layout=&ranking=Rank5
Thoughts?
>>64441614
>disabling screen rotate
you some kinda fag?
>>64441642
>>64441642
>not disabling screen rotate
It's like you don't even lay in bed all day shitposting
>>64441598
Anton Belov wants to come back to the NHL too now Eakins and such has left.
He did slag off Edmonton but they did keep his leesh so I dunno. Throw him some cute birds to shag and maybe he'll sign.
...but I have no idea if you guys want him or not.
Merry Christmas all))))
>>64441682
>>64441642
Who the fuck doesn't disable screen rotate? It can still be put to full screen for videos and such
>>64441695
Nobody blames him for leaving those were some shit tier years, no hard feeling towards him he'd be a welcome addition
Merry Christmas to you Britbong!
>>64441727
Thank you )
Here's the link for Belov.
http://m.sports.ru/hockey/1035368278.html?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter.
Amusing be describes Eakins tenure as a pancake that came out lumpy.
"Pancake" is used by 16 year old girls on twitter as an equivalent for "Moron".
This amuses me but I actually liked Eakins.
>>64441912
Eakins had sincere intentions but was never given a fair shot because
a) Managent was inept & filled with people gaining roles due to nepotism
b) ownership enabled and rewarded said nepotism and failures
c) was a rookie head coach when the team needed a veteran head coach
His unwillingness to play European players did not help his cause either. Nail Yakupov has suffered as a result often finding himself on the 4th line or press box unfairly. Belov, Larsen, Hartikainen, Raajala, Horak & Omark are no longer a part of the organization.
Take a look at Yakupov's point totals under Todd Nelson, a staggering difference at nearly triple the point per game average.
>>64442226
>Belov, Larsen, Hartikainen, Raajala, Horak & Omark are no longer a part of the organization.
This is a good thing.
>>64442249
Under the leadership of a competent NHL franchise they all had the potential to become depth NHLers, something the Oilers have lacked. You can't win with top end talent alone.
Why can't they put a token bowl game on or some hockey or something.
Nobody wants to watch basketball familia
>>64442226
Thank you Mr Canadian.
It's hard not to sound sarcastic but holy shit, insightful thoughts on /hoc/ )))
>>64442345
>Why can't they put a token bowl game on or some hockey or something.
Does North America not show other leagues like the SHL/KHL? Amur game was a fucking shitshow.
>datsyuk is old
How do you cope, /hoc/?
>>64442598
>Thats a bad thing
Enjoy his last season, hopefully Detroit can reward him with a playoff berth
>>64442598
Im not a detoilet fan so
>>64442598
By watching """""""my"""""""""" team kick the shit out of detoilet
>rags
>>64443090
what the hell was going through your mind when you posted that?
>>64443113
>the New York Rangers hockey club
>"I'll stick to greasy garbage goals"
What did he mean by this?
https://youtu.be/bIRV0ATzW8Q
Watching Titanic
Somewhat drunk
>>64443298
I'm playing the new starcraft
drinking tea.
pretty cozy, ready for wjc tomorrow
![il_570xN.738959678_81u7[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ARdZHBh.jpg "il_570xN.738959678_81u7[1].jpg")
tfw first juniors game for canada is against the usa
getting hype for virts and strome
>>64443335
Oh man am i excited
Going to the Finland Slovakia game on new years eve
>>64443298
icing warning
>>64443295
based ebs
>>64443379
People are escpaing with boats now
>>64443408
Sink the boats before they reach Italy
>>64443382
Hallah akbar
>>64443373
Sounds bitchin. I hope Finland wins this year
>>64443499
me2, i wish i could root for the usa but naah man
>>64443534
Wtf why would you want to root for USA
Nothing against usa but why
>>64443534
I understand, we have too many other sports to win at, our people would just get more annoying if we dominated hockey as well
>>64443557
he was being nice, so i wish i could be nice to him by saying that i hope the usa wins
but i dont, because they are cunts
>>64443568
>binland
>calling people cunts
>>64443621
No reason to start a fight, cunt
>>64443621
it takes one to know one
>>64443648
>>64443654
I'll show u cunts a cunt, cunts
>>64443682
your mama already showed me ;)
>>64443700
AYYYY LMAO
>>64443654
Tuli sellanen tunnelma että Milto makais ruumisarkussa
JACK, THIS IS WHERE WE FIRST MET
>>64443716
okay enough joking, did patrick kane really rape that woman? i hope you have some inside knowledge
>>64443737
en yhtään ihmettelisi
>>64443775
>watching memetanic
>>64443784
No, bitches are thirsty attention whores.
>>64443818
I've never watched it
I only like Kaurismäki's movies anyway
>tfw Canada will btfo Finland yet again
THEREs A BOAT JACK
PERKELE :DDD
I'd watch a Finnish version of titanic
>>64444057
>near bar whereber ur benis are :DDDD
>>64444188
>draw me like one of your benis gurls chack :DDDD
>>64444220
I'll neber let go of ur benis jack :DD
why are home games in detoilet always so empty?
>>64444264
Gentlmens, ids bean a bleasure blaying wit ur benis tonight :DDDD
FUUUUUUGGGG
>>64444363
>hockeytown
What's worse, that or the state of hockey
>>64441598
too bad eberle and rnh will request a trade if they are stuck getting 3rd line minutes
>>64444363
Everyone left Detroit
>>64444363
No suites, rich folk buy season tickets in the front and don't show
Upper bowl is packed. Hopefully new stadium fixes it
>>64444486
why
>>64441598
>overrated uncoached forwards
>bad defense
>literally who in net
Haven't seen this fail multiple years in a row or anything
>>64444648
Massive amounts of job loss after GM crashed and burned
>>64444666
It's bouncing back in that it's not falling apart as quickly anymore. And mostly because everyone that stayed can't be a lazy nigger anymore
well atleast they reach the playoffs every year
>>64444842
>Norge
everybody
this unlawfulness will not be tolerated
back to the real thread
NOW
>>64430507
>>64430507
>>64430507
>>64430507
>>64430507
Reminder not to respond to or encourage grease making threads early
>>64443873
Frank?
>tfw no hokkei
>>64444363
No one can afford tickets
>>64445168
Reported
>>64445332
>tfw going to watch USA - CANADA today (tomorrow for you guys)
>>64445292
Frank, tänään me lähdetään Eiraan
>>64445529
On matka Kalliosta Eiraan pitkä, Frank
>>64445453
for you
>>64445596
>>64445596
Suosikkikohtaukseni
https://youtu.be/zXW7EWKh6LQ
How far in the division do you guys think the hasb will fall? Out of the playoffs?
>>64445708
how do you rate team USA?
>>64445891
5/5
>tfw Christmas is over
>>64446239
It's been over for over 26 hours m8
>>64445943
1776/10
>>64445453
How much did that set you back?
>>64445943
Shit if I know
This I guess >>64446268
>>64446274
You mean how much it costs? 29€ and that includes SUI-SWE and USA-CAN
>>64446341
>Scandinavian country
>uses Euros
>>64446341
Fuck thats a good deal.
>>64446359
>Scandinavian
USA education everybody
>>64446396
I know. And final and bronze game was 48€ so that's damn good deal too
>tfw going to miss the first game against Switzerland
>Canada without their good goalie tomorrow because he chimped out
Matthews might score 10 goals
Why are Finns so ugly, and why do they smell so bad? It's really weird.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkJzV3x9Rd0
explain this shit canada
why would i want god to fuck me
>tfw it nearly been a year
>New Jersey still has a hockey team
>>64446650
When do you think they'll relocate
>>64446743
>>64446650
>mad at a playoff team
What's the matter, cucks :^)
>>64446743
maybe around the all star game this year.Id say Wisconsin or Seattle.Maybe Sacramento because you know how they're vying for a hockey team over there.Definitely want it more than the Devils fans do.
>>64446773
stay assravaged
>>64446773
Devlels have fans?
>>64446763
>December
>calling yourself a playoff team.
>mfw
>Hockey team
>In NJ
>mfw
>26th in the league in attendance
>mfw
>have smallest area to have fanbase
>mfw
>Surrounded by Philadelphia (Flyers) and New York City (Islanders and Rangers) of both sides of the state your team is named after
>mfw
>have no true culture
>mfw
>have no dedicated fans
>mfw
>have only 2 or 3 players that can really be called great
>mfw
>a team
> based in
> fucking
> NEW
> JERSEY
>mfw
>>64446809
yeah kind of it really just 5 angry italian guys jerking eachother off to images of Martin Brodeur
>>64446841
So we're reddit-posting now?
>>64446853
The blues legend? Why would they do that?
>>64446798
>having a mascot that looks like an annoying loud "italian"
at least the devils know their fans well
>mfw /hoc/ is literally triggered by the Debbies
>>64446854
I noticed that gif was in the devils arena.Notice how many empty fucking seats are behind those guys.Thats fucking embarrassing.Devils arena is a fucking ghost town.
>>64446895
>triggered by a team as forgettable and non-threatening as Carolina
>>64446895
>triggered
bruh everyone is making fun of you
>mfw Devlels "fans" trying to defend their shitty team
>>64446901
stay mad bitch nigga
>>64446947
who the fuck is this manlet in your gif
>>64446841
This is quite possibly the most autistic post I have ever read.
>>64446963
>devils
>telling others about autism
Would you rather be a jersey fan or a >laffs fan
>>64447166
kill myself
"Lmao Patty, have you seen this? They think the Devils are a good team."
He never loved you, NJ.
Hey /hoc/ just got home for the night and i don't have enough alcohol. Christmas was pretty good though how was yours
would anyone believe me if I said Ryan Johansen has a problem with ADD.
to elaborate, his problem is he doesn't have it but aggressively treats it with liberal doses of Adderal?
I really want to debunk this one. I'd rather Joey be dusted than jaded.
>>64447787
Wew
>>64447787
>every image is from a seinen
Pure pottery
>>64446841
Still more cups than the "state of hockey"
>>64447787
>hot topic
>the post
>>64447787
Autism has no age.
>>64447851
>Mild
>>64447268
>devils "fans" think their players enjoy being in NJ
>>64447787
Anime is pretty gay, If my son or daughter ever watched anime I would beat them senseless. Good thing I've raised them better than that.
Pic related typical anime hue monkey
>>64448233
The irony is the edge in your post
>>64447332
That would explain the heart issue from the summer
I'm drunk on the Christmas spirits and wearing my Bruins sweater. Will you touch my wiener?
The habs are not very good at hockey
>>64448422
fucking publix was closed today so I have to wait until tomorrow for my sandwich.
it sucks, but itll be worth it
>tfw fought with my gf all day
>family lives on the opposite side of the country
>wish I could have been home telling my parents that I'm single and having a fun time with no worries
>no hockey to distract me
Fuck this
>tfw back in Dallas for Christmas
>tfw have to go back home before they play again
Life is suffering, /hoc/.
>>64449069
make up sex maybe? Sorry anon kun, wish I could feel your feels and feel with ya. I agree that hockey (watching and cheering for sports in general) is a good distraction from the pile of shit thats life.
>got two tickets for Christmas
>at the end of March
>against the Carolina Hurricanes
>on a weekday
ok
>>64449152
Hahaha! Please elaborate on this. Who gifted you that? Who is your favorite team? More story please
>rags
DED
E
D
>>64449152
>complaining about free hockey
How the fuck do you explain /hoc/'s autism that Kippers actually fucking left?
>>64450425
>/hoc/ is so autistic smuk_anok left
WJC TODAY HYPEHYPEHYPE
vehviläinen starting goalie for finland
>>64450527
I miss smuk_anok i mean FUCK he made all those smuk_smuks
Also
What did /hoc/ get for christmas?
Wake up post xmas hoc, get comfy
>>64454129
Holy shit thats a cute dog
>>64455087
>mutt
>cute
>>64456107
>being a dog snob
smhtbhfam
just woke up to see kneelander getting kill
why cant anything ever go right for the leafs?
>>64455087
Thanks mang, I post her as a puppy sometimes
>>64456805
The leafs are like da bears of hokkei (I don't know anything about handegg, so this is possibly wrong)
What time does the game actually start.
who else /spengler/ here?
What a bunch of faggots you all are.
>>64459971
RARE
A
R
E
hi /hoc/
my gf just got me tickets to the rags/kings game in February
stay comfy friends
>>64449096
Fix that flag in your picture you dumb normie
>>64460244
>has a gf
Fucking normies WHY DO YOU KEEP COMING HERE THIS IS NOT YOUR WEBSITE
