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>hinkie edition
New Orleans vs Miami - 9AM PST - 12 Noon EST
Chicago vs OKC - 11:30AM PST - 2:30PM EST
Cleveland vs Golden State - 2:00PM PST - 5:00PM EST
San Antonio vs Houston - 5:00PM PST - 8:00PM EST
LA Lakers vs LA Clippers - 7:30PM PST - 10:30PM EST
>streams
https://www.reddit.com/r/nbastreams/
If Spurs win by 20 today all Spurs fans will get gfs in 2016
>>64438846
I hope mines looks like the at&t girl desu Senpai, that booty keeps you warm at night
>>64438863
this att girl?
>>64438880
I don't know if you know this anon, but it appears your image is misnamed
Sixers will be dope next year. They will be buyers in 2016. Hinkie is going to probably lose his shit. He probably cried after Colangelo forced him to get two 2nd rd picks for Ish Smith.
But I could see them get Ben Simmons or Brandon Ingram then they should go after Melo Trimble and Caris Levert later on in the draft. Sign some free agents next year. They are winning 30 plus games next year.
Why am I the one that has to entertain all the kids? Pissing me off atm desu
Wanna try get them to watch ball with me later but cba for stupid comments
>Sorry son, no presents this year, but we're saving the money to buy you the best present ever in 2-3 years!
>>64439379
>>64438942
>they will be dope
>30 plus games
NOPE. Sorry annon, they'll peak at 22-25. This team has not only a garbage record, but a garbage mentality, you can't just magically turn that shit around in one year, even with simmons.
>>64438846
please let his be true
I can't decide whether I should watch Cavs vs GS or go to the pub with my friends
>>64439600
>watching a hobbled kyrie struggle to get back out there with lebron shooting 35% on 30 attempts
>going out and strengthening bonds of friendship
Not even close anon
>>64439741
Do aussies like kyrie
>>64439816
I guess, I personally don't watch cleveland games but im sure he's got love from melbourne
>>64439828
Do aussies like other Australian players
How do aussies feel about delly
>>64438880
stop trying to force this shitty meme. this stupid bitch is NOTHING compared to milana. merry Christmas
Merry Christmas familia.
>>64439600
Watching nba must suck in Europe
Peace on earth, goodwill toward all men and fuck the Heat. Merry Christmas.
Which Christmas game is going to be the worst, Pelicans-Heat or Clippers-Lakers?
Are the Spurs a small market team? How come they don't struggle financially compared to the Rockets or Mavs?
>kyrie Irving is second among easter guards in all start voting
Smh desu
>>64440230
houston owner is a literal jew and mark cuban does whatever. peter hole's that nigga
>>64440270
fan voting is still the most retarded thing in existance. Fans are fucking idiots.
>Jeremy Lin
>Derrick Rose
I'm not even surprised to see kobe but this man
Idk
>>64440292
>Tony Parker and ginobili below iguodala
>noah getting votes at all
>harrison Barnes and Kevin Garnett getting votes
How much do fan votes even count?
who /comfyfor13hoursofbasketball/
here????
>>64440312
If I remmeber right, the fans pick the main starters and the coaches pick the backups
all i want for christmas is all of /nba/ to fall over dead
Why are the Pelicans so bad this year?
>>64440420
shit defense
>>64440390
yes the top 2 guards and top 3 frontcourt votegetters start
and why the fuck kyrie second?
>no gordon hayward or favors
step your game /nba/
>>64440475
People who don't watch basketball vote
It's retarded
>Pelicans
>>64438813
Daily reminder that if you support the gungrabbing NBA you are literally anti-american
>no game thread
>empty seats
>white devils still walk on this glorious earth
>>64440507
>un-american
praise allah
>>64439927
neutral at best for me, every other aussie also doesn't care that much, we mainly watch the actual superstars, not roleplayers like delly
>>64440515
Remove kebab you fucking cuck
Does Eric Gordan understand the fundamental rules of dribbling?
anyone notice DJ Khaled not even fucking watching the game?
brb courtside seats just gonna be on my phone the whole time
>>64440563
congrats. you just paid for courtside seats then played yourself
Can someone post high test women?
>>64440586
>>64440612
brehs...
>>64440563
Celebrities don't go to games to watch them, they go to games to get noticed.
>>64440292
I hope Pau makes it. I'd love to see him and Kobe do their version of Isiah and Magic in 1992.
reminder
>>64440586
Are there high test women in France or are they all skinny twig low test boywomen
>>64440634
THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO EAT
got spurs calendar for christmas, kawhis lightskin gf is sooooooo fucking qt
Alright /nba/, guess this man's stats versus the Clippers tonight
>22, 4 and 3 on 45% shooting
>1 dunk or vintage impossible Kobe shot
Are NBA games fun to go to?
I was thinking about going to one when the 76ers play the Magic since I figure the price will be pretty cheap for good seats.
>>64440665
15/3/3 on 36% from the field, 22% from 3
4 turnovers
lakers lose by 16
>>64440612
>>>64440612
damn... I would ravage her until my dick burns
>>64440635
Most of them have no ass, no breast, no hips to be honnest.
>>64438880
that's a very average ass fambam, I need that booty so thick she breaks toilet seats
>>64440684
This; I have more ass than her.
>>64440612
sweet baby jesus
high-test you say?
>>64440670
NBA games are great. Especially if it's your favorite team.
>>64440612
I would breed with this godess and canadians keep telling me that I am racist
>>64440670
Yeah they're fun depending on where you sit
I used to get free tickets from the dying old man and the seats were like 3 rows behind Courtside at center court
Bought some shitty tickets for the wiz heat game in like 2 weeks, and I've never had tickets these bad so I'll see how it is. I'm sure it'll still be fun
>>64440670
Do it. You won't regret it. My dad took me to a Christmas Day game, Lakers vs the Kings back when Frobe was still doing his thing.
Lakers lost, we were in the nosebleeds and couldn't afford any food or drinks, but it's still one of the best memories I have as a kid.
>>64440714
Ireland pls
>>64440714
No homo
>>64440714
don;t know what is flatter, the flooring or the elf
>>64440665
40 points
cap this
>>64440670
It's fun if the home team is having a good season. Otherwise they put too many in-game gimmicky shit to try and annoy the fans.
>tfw the retarded kid you went to high school with who you picked on but he thought you guys were including him in all the fun who moved to Alaska wishes you a merry Christmas
>>64440670
If you're in good seats try to get Okafor to chimp out again. That'd be based as fuck senpai.
>>64439475
You have to. Get veterans in the program. Get winners.
>>64440759
was it a mass text or a personal message
>>64440270
>tfw voting for him so kyle "i only care about playing well long enough to get an all-star selection and pay raise" lowry doesn't get to start
>>64440759
>>64440742
brehs...
Would you let her sit on your face?
never seen /nba/'s test levels this low. are all you nigga's posting in a onesie?
Also RBL
>>64440805
W-what about wall
>>64440794
Pm but I know he sent it to all my friends
>>64440811
I'd let her do much dirtier things to me desu
>>64440740
any questions?
>>64440820
Alternating votes between him and Butler
>>64440759
her tits are getting bigger by the day
DAMN SON
If anthony davis was replaced with an average 4 the pels would have 1 win
>that spook drizzling syrup over his sausage patty
consider my autism russled family
>>64440929
They literally have less talent than Lakers when not including AD
>>64440988
It's kinda crazy how awful that team is
I guess it's hard to get free agents to come to new Orleans but still. The jure holiday trade looked great at first but it's awful looking back. They could have had Noel and Davis
>>64440988
Tyreke, Anderson and Holiday are all legit, Gordon in theory is but they've pigeonholed him too much into throwing up threes. I feel like Asik would care more if AD wasn't there and a few of those lob plays were being run for him instead, he developed a bit of ego in Houston and doesn't seem to care as much about defense now that he doesn't get to score 10 a night. Health is the whole issue.
>>64441114
jrue holliday is a fucknigga
>>64441118
The issue is they are all ISO scorers. And none of them are elite at it. There offense gets little to no ball movement. A team needs other types of players besides just scorers. They have no playmakers, no wing defenders, heck no competent defenders outside of Davis.
Also Gentry is going to run AD into the ground, does he always play this many minutes?
>traveling on a fast break
Nigga
I legit feel bad for AD
>Kobe
>All-Star
If I'm the coach I'm keeping him on the whole time and forcing OT just to increase his chances of tearing his ACL
How much more athletic are today's players?
AD's left knee just buckled lol. fucking hypebabby faggot
>>64441201
Very
Who are some great up and coming basketball players in high school and college?
>>64441228
Me you'll be hearing this soon
Starting for the Maryland terrapins, number 23... gooooooooooooooo WIZAAAAAAAAAAARDS
>>64440811
Personally, her and Lauren Mayberry are the only ones who I'd let it do it senpai
>>64441325
>not milana
I'd let her sit on my face all day and have one of those looney tunes straw things in my mouth for air
I wish I'd played on a bet on Miami, Thunder, Warriors, Spurs and Clippers all winning today.
Fuck totally didnt realise its the 4th qtr, this score baka senpai
So I've only been half been paying attention.
What is the theme of the NO-MIA game?
>>64441383
How not to play basketball
>>64440292
>Kobe is 200,000 votes ahead of the next highest
>>64440612
She needs to be bred by big niggers dick
>>64441383
NBA is happy they scheduled this game early
Apparently Winslow is the first teenager since Lebron James to record a steal and a block in a christmas game
My least favourite thing about christmas NBA is the retarded cherrypicked xmas stats
"We can't schedule the Knicks on Xmas again, they've been utter shit lately, lets put on someone good like the Pelicans" -NBA scheduler thinking they were being clever months ago
>>64441437
to be fair last year's knicks wizards game was one of the worst Christmas games ever
>>64441461
Nets-Knicks two years ago is probably the worst NBA game I've ever watched.
>>64441342
fuck this made me laugh like a idiot
ITT:Overrated players you want to witness suffer career ending injuries
>>64441432
ESPN is the worst at that
>Stephen Curry is the best shooting guard on a tuesday under the light of a full moon while wearing two pairs of socks and jacking off to buffering vids of Asher Roth eating apple sauce
>>64441437
>tell family I'm feeling unwell
>everyone leaves for the family party, leaving me with the dogs, some beers, some green stuff, and the NBA
dude, fuck Christmas
how the fuck do people convince themselves to do this shit every year?
Why the fuck are the lakers playing on Christmas day? Jesus fucking christ, kobe cocksuckers.
>>64441602
Farewell Season, cause he's a twat and didn't tap out like he should have
Is this your first game of the season?
>>64441602
Ratings.
>>64441596
Pretty selfish senpai. But I'd be a hypocrite if I said I wouldn't do the same if I could.
How bad were the female announcers?
>less than 160 points
>>64441631
gonna need more lad
>>64441631
this ones got a husky dyke voice and she's not any worse than the other ESPN retards. Mark Jackson needs to go to TNT
>>64441596
Just did this, haha fuck christmas. Gonna watch the OKC game and have a fap after.
>>64441674
>>64441681
Hmm, I see. I actually enjoy Doris Burke, on the other hand, but for some reason having a female reporting on male sports seems wrong to me. The same way male reporting on female sports seems wrong to me.
I guess as a man I relate better to a man's view of the situation.
I think there's exception. For example, Spero Dedes could call anything and I think he's good enough to adapt. Chick had that too.
>>64441596
>>64441694
why do you guys hate your families so much? you're not going to have them forever :/
>>64441713
doris burke is legitimately fucking smart and knows the game tho. IMO I don't mind female reporters etc if they're great at what they do (ex jackie mac), but my tolerance for bullshit is a lot less. kate fagan is a dumb cunt
>>64441731
her accent is pretty hot too, i'd totally smash bruv but only if she dressed up as mrs. incredible
>>64441714
I like my mom and dad. My siblings can fuck off, but I'll always be there for them. Apart from them, there's no else in my family that I can say has had a positive impact on my life.
>>64441714
>forever
thank Allah for that
could you imagine? and eternity of being with your family, an infinity of awkward conversations and silences??
>So when are you gonna find a nice girl and get married, Anon?"
>and it goes on like this through all time
>>64440612
Glory to all creation!
tonguespeak.wav
>>64441754
>mrs incredible
I have a much sexier idea
>>64441461
No it wasn't
>>64441764
that's fair. Hope you reconcile with your siblings
>>64441765
>having awkward silences and conversations with your family
damn..I hope you're holidays season is otherwise good
>>64441714
My uncle is literally an anarchist and his wife was super liberal before him, then she completely changed because she's a sheep
My grandparents always come up to me and say oh anon you've lost weight when I haven't lost any and it reminds me that they think I'm much fatter than I really am
And my brother is a massive faggot
>>64441794
>projecting this damn hard
You don't know me or my family, youngin
I came from a huge family of farmers and nomads on both sides, I seriously have more cousins than I had classmates in grade school
also, Christmas is just a hassle, with or with out family
So what do you guys call it?
http://strawpoll.me/6361874
>>64441786
that was the only good part of that dogshit game
>>64441825
none of that is projection the fuck are you talking about
any hot cousins
>>64441835
i wish you an indifferent Friday, Anon
>>64441871
I doubt it
>>64438813
TYBH
>>64441897
Me on the left.
>>64441897
I can't tell, what's her thigh game like
>>64441897
>that butterface
>tfw next year 1/2 of the sixers roster will consist of Embiid, Noel, Okafor, Simmons, and Saric.
>tfw youngest and tallest team in NBA history
>a fucking team full of teenage inexperienced clumsy human skyscrapers
>Isiaah Canaan at PG
I cant believe the heat almost lost to a team who cant even run a play in the closing seconds the right way.
that was awful
Kobe going for 60 tonight
>>64441969
Don't know if I have any pictures but pretty thick
Half Mexican half Asian
>>64442361
good taste Turkbro
skin diamond has been my favorite
>>64442077
>Embiid ever playing a game in the NBA
>Okafor not being in prison before the end of the season
>>64442303
60 missed shots lol
UNCLE DREW YOU FAT FUCKS
>>64442361
does she do any vids without glasses? can't find any
>>64440820
Tell me more brah
>>64441325
Pics of these Lauren plz
>>64442399
This is her, right? Kek
>>64441897
body is good but what in gods name is going on with her face
would bang in a heartbeat tho
thank god derrick rose got a haircut he looks innocent autistic now instead of retarded autistic
>>64441897
I want her armpits in my face
THIS IS A BASKETBALL RELATED POST GO RAPTORS WOOOO
guys my friend's pissed bc i posted his picture. wtf is up with normies and being so afraid of this place?
>>64442679
Did you post it in /nibaa/?
>>64442679
People in this place will do anything to ruin lifes.
Do you remember how anons called curryspammer school and try to get him fired?
Where do you go wrong in life to spend your Christmas day at a Basketball game?
>>64442582
She is pretty to be honnest. I love this kind of women
>>64442716
>open presents
>go to game
I don't see whats so wrong m8
>>64442700
no. he was making a pepe face
>>64442712
curryspammer had a target on his back desu
>>64442716
A lot of them are jewish, muslim or autist(atheist they will say)
Is Zyzz the last based aussie?
>>64442752
He was a shit cunt
What will happen if Curry shits on the Cavs tonight?
>>64442809
Lelbron "fans" will go in full damage control mode.
>>64442875
I still can't believe that /nba/ would bandwaggon lebron. After all the bashing we have given him I thought most of the people here wouldn't want him to get another ring.
>>64442903
/nba/ is filled with closet Lebron fags. espn brainwashed all of them into thinking 2-4 is not a losing record
lmao I hope a bunch of oklahobos overdose today after getting absolutely skullfucked by the based bulls
WHO READY FOR LEGOAT/LEGOD/LEBEAST/LEGEND TO DESTORY THE WARRIORS.
>LGTSS
>DURCANT
Time to update that image with the new king.
Where's the Cavs/Warriors thread?
>>64443187
>the amount of times he was waiving for the ball and just got flat out ignored
shit reminded me when i would call for the ball playing with the black kids in school
>>64443240
true beta.
>>64443236
>>64443229
>>64443229
cavs@warriors game thread here
>>64442582
More pls
>>64442582
>UIW cheerleader
100% she's been blacked
>>64443363
>she's a woman
100% she's been blacked
>>64443389
t-that's not true baka
I'm trying to get into the league who do I follow? I'm from Pittsburgh so we have no team.
>>64443718
aren't you closest to cleveland? lel
>>64443718
sixers
>>64443901
>>64443903
I don't think I'd be able to get over the rivalries in other sports.
>future is in a nike basketball commercial
lmao we made it /nba/
Steam got hacked.
Wii U master race wins AGAIN hahaha.
John Wall eternally shook
>>64444330
>wii u
>meme system
pick two
Fuck this meme team
>le 2-4 man choking
when has /nba/ EVER been right?
>tfw kids will never grow up and say "Lebron" in the park after they shoot a jumper.
>>64445927
no bullshit no memeing I was at the park yesterday and I heard high school kids yellin "hit em with dat curry" when chucking a 3. I've heard this type of shit tons of times already
>>64446021
in the 90s it was jordan
in the 2000s it was t-mac, kobe or AI
now it's curry
>>64446115
Lillard incoming. He got wet ass jumper.
lebron james. a top 10 sf, not good enough to lead a team desu
>>64445927
I say it when I drive to the basket and run over some dude tho
>>64444006
Wizards
>All my teams winning today
>Of course based spurs are gonna beat Soften and Coward
>Don't give a fuck about LA
This is the best Christmas ever.
>>64446115
And that lanky white kid saying DIRK on his fadeaways
>>64446183
just picturing some lil white kid knocking heads with his manlet friend and yelling lebron on the floor
>kobe this
>kobe that
>leading in all-star voting despite being mediocre
>"k-kobe deserves an all-star spot for having a good c-career!!!1!1"
kobe's time is over
he was a legend
get over it
>>64443718
since you're so close to Ohio you should probably be a Cavs fan.Watching the Sixers would be an awful way to get into a new sport.
>>64446149
Who eating /curry/ for curry wins?
>cavs will beat the memiors no problem
>the city of /NBA/
>>64446803
MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU GAY ASS SPURREDITOR AHAHAHAHAAHAHAGA
>"In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any false god's blessing, but because I am enlightened by my own ball movement" - Greg Popovich
At what point does Pop say fuck it and bench Duncan for West?
Fucking kek enjoy another L spudoras
Lakers just have to win now to make this the best Christmas ever.
Average loss margin for Warriors in losses: -13
Average loss margin for Spurs in losses: -5.5
Tell me how the Warriors are better?
>>64447979
CLIPPERS LAKERS
FUCKING SPURS
YOU ALWAYS DO THIS TO ME
HOW DO YOU LOSE TO THE COCKSHITS
>>64447977
>damage control
You lost to the cockshits. Deal with it.
TRADE WEST
TRADE ALDRIDGE
FREE AGENCY MEMERY DOES NOT WORK
#BUILTNOTBOUGHT
>>64438846
I guess no gf this upcoming new years :(
TYBD
>>64447991
Ok, so you're not gonna deny that the Warriors on average get blown out in every loss while the spurs barely lose?
>>64441142
It's definitely a fucked up roster, just saying they have plenty of talent on the roster.
>>64448138
go swallow some spurms fag your team got exposed lmao
>
>>64448138
mmm these tears. Hold this L
>Hey Anon do you still play ball?
>"Yeah I do some free throws once in a while, nothing serious"
>Come play with us Anon
>"S-sure"
>guy runs to the 3pt line and bricks a three
>guy who rebounded the ball runs to the corner 3 and launches an airball
>rinse and repeat
So this is what basketball has become
why do white people hate lebron so much?
>>64448201
fucking lou williams acting like he's never done something stupid in his life
his dumbass is the reason we've lost a lot of these games
>>64448445
>that flag
why did I expect anything else
why is NBA on ESPN so trash?
>>64448452
He's not an uncle tom like Curry.
>>64448737
>>64448673
They hired a bunch of young, inexperienced analysts, writers and advanced statistic "researchers."
They then try to shoehorn all this useless information in a broadcast with lifeless announcers who are, at best, B list guys.
Also they love to suck Curry or Brow's cock for months at a time, and the whole commentary revolves on what that little ugly bastard daughter of Curry's did on instagram
>>64448845
Those clippers PJs look max comfy
Anyone seen that new anti-gun violence commercial from the NBA. My cousins picture is in it and I'm kinda happy they're involved in it
Also happy my Bulls won today
man these commentators are boring as fuck except for banter they had in the first quarter where some guy talks about the other guy's christmas gift he received from his wife. the other guy responded quickly by saying that is private.
>lakes down to 9
>were down 10 all game
>somehow believe they can beat the cloppers
>>64447360
ayyyyyyyyyyy
>>64449241
looks like he just got smelling diarrhea from eating too much curry
>that bench
>that comeback
Lel what the fuck Doc
whoa those christmas warriors jerseys are great. the laker's jerseys were great too.
>>64447989
Pray tell, when was the last time your team had a losing season? You really shouldn't be complaining.
Safe to say Lebron is washed up. He's slowing down as the season progresses
>yet another game where the Clippers choke
Why the fuck can't we catch a break!!!??? Why does my team suck so much???? We will NEVER win the ship with Choke Paul as our point guard....
To make things worse there is no more milk bags in the fridge and stores are closed until tomorrow. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!
I got spur shit for Christmas, I don't even watch basketball till today and loved it. I got drunk with my uncles and watched the game. How was your christmas?
>>64449494
stay based my friend
to the bros helping me in the clips thread
>>64449542
should I get Calvin Klein boxer briefs, lads? I could get them for half off and I would get the basic white and black ones.
>>64449565
How big is your dick?
My gf's best friend is a tranny, she's extremely attractive. Anyways we got drunk and had group sex. The tranny sucked my dick while my gf rode her. Is this gay as fuck? Lebron is going to the suns after this season
