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IN:Adrian Peterson doesn't practice Thursday
HOU:Brian Hoyer practicing again on Thursday
CHI:Alshon Jeffery misses yet another practice
JAC:T.J. Yeldon (knee) sitting out again Thursday
DAL:Dez Bryant not practicing again Thursday
SEA:Lynch will have to 'adapt' once he returns
NO:Brees will get in limited practice Thursday
DET:Calvin Johnson side-steps question on pay cut
NO:Sean Payton plans to stay in New Orleans
TB:Lovie wants to help Martin win rushing title
CHI:Forte: Not much hope for new deal with Bears
NO:Payton on Saints QB: 'We'll find out Sunday'
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First
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>>64429398
Who's this old cheat?
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4th for pb being the biggest try hard faggot on the board who thinks its cool to be a fagget
Lolz
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>your team
>projected record
>your draftfu
>what you want for Christmas

eags
8-8
pic related
a super bowl victory (i've been good)
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>>64429348
>Panthers and Bengals colliding
:3
Love you Cincinnati
We're still the original QC
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>>64429413

sneak I can make this with you

>ahem
>aaron rodgers is good
>vikings rule
>packers are winning the super bowl
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Sneak's Official Post Week 15 NFL Power Rankings, sponsored by Draft Kings™

1. Panthers
2. Cardinals
3. Patriots
4. Seahawks (+1)
5. Chiefs (+1)
6. Steelers (+1)
7. Broncos (-3)
8. Bengals
9. Packers (+1)
10. Jets (-1)
11. Vikings
12. Redskins (+1)
13. Texans (+4)
14. Giants (-2)
15. Bills (-1)
16. Raiders (-1)
17. Rams (+3)
18. Colts (-2)
19. Falcons (+3)
20. Bucs (-2)
21. Eagles (-2)
22. Lions (+4)
23. Saints (-2)
24. Jaguars (-1)
25. Chargers (+6)
26. Dolphins (-2)
27. Bears (-1)
28. Browns (-1)
29. 49ers (-1)
30. Ravens (-1)
31. Cowboys (-1)
32. Titans
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>>64429416
Packers bird things


>>64429413
lel
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>>64429465
*comic things
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>>64429435
Pats
13-3 desu
Action Bronson
A dad
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>His team plays in a division that's already locked up

How's it feel being a division baby?
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>>64429413
lol found this one while reverse googling it
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>>64429497
Patriots have a worse in-division record under Bill & Tom than outside of it
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>>64429497
>NFCE
What do you call it when shit teams struggle to beat each other?
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Quick, /nfl/, come up with a plan to fix the 49ers this offseason.
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>>64429435
Steelers
11-5
Hargreaves/Fuller, best cb available would be nice but we all know Colbert will take a Lb/De.
Sexy milf gf
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Post ideal playoff scenarios for your team.

1. The Bengals upset the Broncos and the Raiders upset the Chiefs

2. The Steelers then beat a hobbled Texans squad in Houston while the a red-hot Chiefs team beats Denver in Denver.

3. The Steelers face and beat the Bengals who start a not 100% Dalton.

4. The Chiefs with their pass-rush are able to upset the Patriots in NE.

5. Steelers get revenge for the loss to the Chiefs earlier in the year and go to their 9th SB and get their 6th ring against the Cards/Panther/Packers.

Unlikely as shit, but it's the ideal scenario. Really I'll just be happy with a 5th seed so they dont face the Chiefs in the WC
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>>64429413
BAHAHAHAHAAHA BTFO
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Who /gottothechristmaspartywaytooearly/ here?
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>>64429564
It's simple, >we kill Jed York
I suggest scarletism since he has nothing to lose

>>64429435
packers
11-5
dont watch enough college to have a draftfu
one of >our receivers breaking out would be great
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>>64429435
Steelers
11-5
Best available DB unless theres a player there that just cant be passed up.
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>>64429592

>chiefs lose to the raiers
>red hot

>steelers win their 6th ring
>that already happened
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>>64429630
I'm told to get there early because nobody else can fucking cook.
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You fishfuckers logo took some extra amount of time to look neat.

Anyways, shoot me with some (yous) and I'll make one for your team if

You provide the team

Their trigger(3rd panel)
and 5 things they say in full defense of the trigger.

For the mean time I need to do some christmasy things.
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>>64429451
You're retarded, you know that right?
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Bengals are da bomb
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>>64429678
Fuck I messed up, 7th god damnit. And i still call that red-hot.
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>>64429699
Based
The real contract was 114 million though, don't know if you care enough to go back and change it
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>>64429451
Didn't you bet that you would stop posting with a trip if the Pats won or some shit at the beginning of the season
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>>64429739
I use gimp so it's literally just a layer change away from editing. I can't have wrong information on purpose. Wrong information is for panel 4.
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>>64429700
stfu you Jealous baka

>>64429699
Brett Favre > Dan Marino and Tom Brady in my honest opinion

>>64429740
yes thats me
the trip is an impostor >:(
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>>64429692
>>64429699
Bretty Great
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>>64429755
Nice mate
Thanks
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>>64429760
can someone explain this irrelevent is a paedo meme to me?
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All I want for Christmas is for the Chiefs to win the AFC West and knock Denver completely out of the playoffs.
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>>64429789
meh it would cuck them harder if they made the playoffs but lost in the wild card game to the chiefs after starting chicken parm
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>New York Gays
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>inb4 Chiefs
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>plugged in old ricecooker computer
>can shitpost at twice the speed

this is a good feel
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What are some things that tick you off that people say about football?

For some reason when people say that all you need to do to be a linesman is be fat and muscular that really angers me because it's such a dumb thing to say. It's like they don't even think about what they're saying - if that's all that was needed, then why are some lines shit and others not shit when it's all just fat muscular guys?
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>>64429498
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>>64429810
>mfw I was hearing CBS radio seriously talk about the prospect that OBJ is actually gay
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>>64429780
It's not really a meme. He's sexually attracted to young (11-13 year old) females because, and I quote this from him, they are "at the peak of their sexuality"
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Marcus Peters made the Pro Bowl over Darby and there is NOTHING PFF can do about it
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Eagles 2017 hc John Harbaugh
Eagles 2017 oc Jim Harbaugh
Eagles 2017 dc Bud Foster
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>>64429882
Boston radio has been talking about it as well. They think the word Faggot triggered him so much that there is something to it
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>>64429937
>mfw an eagles fan thinks he is getting a brother coaching duo around me
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>>64429975
>>64429937
Why would any coach with options go to the Eagles when you're going to have to deal with the ruined team Chip Kelly left you?
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John Harbaugh will go to the Titans.
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>>64429942
I mean he honestly could be.
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>>64429988
He is arguing that because John (the better brother) was once an Eagles special teams coach and the recent bad luck of the Ravens he is going to go back to Philthy

Jim just wants to coach again nigga
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>>64429435
Panthers
19-0
Jarran Reed (DL - Alabama)
Panthers vs. Buccaneers tickets
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>>64430007
Don't tease me. I know this will never come true.
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>>64429692
Heh.
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>see tom cable saying lynch will have to adapt to new offense
>check out espns article on it
>video loads
>it's literally that one nigga that just screams like a retard and that old white guy that is annoying as fuck going back and forth screaming at each other

what the fuck is this shit?
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>>64430095
>mmm.. young boys...
bukekke
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>>64430095
Its called First Take
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I'm so fucking hungry right now.
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>>64429882
He's a fucking pussy
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>>64430095
they get paid to be contrary to get views
it's a good system but it's not for everyone
>>64430156
make some food
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JETS
E
T
S
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>>64430095
I like first take personally, because skip bayless is a brady sympathizer, and steven a smith is just a straight up nigga
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do you bring him back next year?
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>>64429988
for greatness you fucking pussy there is pottery in turning a full 180 dumpster fire into winners
>>64430028
DB coach and the eagles had a strong secondary when he was with the team on top of it being his first NFL job
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>>64430263
>there is pottery
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>>64430263
had lesean mccoy
had desean jackson
say goodbye to both of them, and instead put 40 million on demarco 'Oline Babby' Murray, and get a corner who worked in a seattle system but is clearly not a star cover corner.
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>>64430295
we will rise senpai
this team is pulling wins out of its ass
imagine if it wasn't coached by a fucking retard
and chip can draft late rounders well, of which are developing nicely and just good depth in general, just batting .00000000000000 on 1st rounders
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I fucking love pencils.
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>>64430322
>marcus smith over kelvin benjamin and bradley roby
>nelson agholor over bud dupree and eric kendricks
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>tfw banned for report announcing

Fucks sake I didn't even announce it, telling shitposters to fuck off shouldn't be an offense.

>tfw only Gurley Color Rush jerseys in stock right now are smalls

Fucks sake, fuck the NFL for making half of the jerseys of fucking Foles instead of Austin who PROMOTED THE GODDAMN THINGS

>SJ39 signed with the Patriots

Why? Why do I now have to support the fucking Pats this postseason just so SJ39 can get the ring he deserves?
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>>64430484
>Fucks sake I didn't even announce it, telling shitposters to fuck off shouldn't be an offense.

/sp/ is getting very strict now. i did the ol' dubs and etc, etc the other week and got banned. they used to be pretty slack about that stuff.
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>>64430484
You really shouldn't announce being banned. I got permab& for saying i was.
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>>64429348
Is there no news about the Raiders or does this site just have a massive bias against them?
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>>64430498
/sp/ = No Fun Board now
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>>64430508
There was news yesterday.
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>>64430501
You really shouldn't announce that you're evading a permab&.
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>>64430501

>getting banned for talking about being banned
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Happy holidays Tiki, we know you are lurking!!
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>>64430544
Somewhere a single tear runs down an obese shitposter on a Mongolian cuneiform tablet board.
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Daily Reminder that this is what Derak Carr and Amari Cooper did to the San Diego Secondary last time they squared off. And the game was played in San Diego.

http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-game-highlights/0ap3000000565706/Amari-Cooper-highlights
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>>64430569
Games in San Diego might as well be home games.
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>>64430569
Yeah, the Chargers' secondary is known for being good...
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>at Lions
>vs Rams
>currently 6th in draft position
odds 49ers screw up and win either of their last two games?
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>>64430334
>"people" who thought this ham fisted scene was emotionally impactful

bunch of oversensitive women in my opinion
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>>64429435
Packers
11-5
best inside linebacker or tight end
a gf
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>implying this isn't happening
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>afc north and east play each other next season
>September 11 falls on a Sunday in 2016
>mfw it's entirely possible that the jets and steelers will play on 9/11
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My cousin just informed me and my brother that he has two extra tickets to the Raiders - Chargers game. I'm thinking of going all decked out in 49er gear. Should I do it bros? The bantz will be hilarious
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>>64430631
>KC/Bengals

SOMEONE'S playoff drought will end.

>yfw it's a tie
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>>64430639
Rip in pepperoni when you get stabbed by both fanbases.
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>Christmas Eve
>it's 80°F out
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>the Broncos game this week could be the difference between the Broncos getting a 1st round bye or missing the playoffs all together
has a regular season game ever had that much at stake before?
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>>64430631
>15-1
lel
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>>64429592
1. Redskins win out against the Giants
2. Seahawks crush the skins
3. Puckers beat the vikes
4. Seahawks beat the Panthers on a last-minute drive led by Wilson
4. Cards beat the Packers
5. Seahawks soundly beat the Cards
6. Seahawks beat Steelers in revenge for Owl XL
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>>64430498
>>64430484
>>64430536
>>64430501
>challenging le hot pocket man
what did you expect?
like a meme qb asking the refs to pick up a flag
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>tfw your team is going to get btfo this weekend
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Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals. I've been really busy, but thinking of all of you for the holidays. May a new year filled with new bantz come your way.
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>>64430661
>Christmas eve
>70° at 630am and cloudy
>lightning storm for 30 minutes around 1pm
>light drizzle for 30 minutes after
>4pm no clouds and sun is shining
>75° now
North Carolina everyone
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>>64430695
>implying the Packers won't keep it close for the first three quarters in a futile attempt to fill me with false hope until letting any chance of a win slip away in the 4th
>implying Palmer and his WRs won't put up career numbers in the process while at the same time the broadcasting crew praising the Packers coaching staff
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>It's getting cold, isn't it?
>like 55f in fucking wisconsin

fuck this bullshit

>>64430690
I think the mods have improved a bit under hiro but they still fuck up from time to time

an example is this obvious reference to professional quarterback Aaron Rodgers

>>64430695
ya have to believe man
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>>64430735
>implying palmer, johnson, peterson, and other johnson won't all tear their ACLS
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>>64429678
>red hot last year
>lost embarrassingly and eventually missed the playoffs
>raiders coming off a embarrassing loss(like last year)
>absolute GOAT announces retirement
>team fired up
It's happening again be prepared
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>>64429435
iggles
7-9
DeForrest Buckner
money
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>>64430708
I asked for chip kelly to be fired for christmas
I was a good boy all year
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>>64429592
1. Panthers go 19-0 and beat Patriots in the owl

2. Panthers beat Bengals in the catowl

3. Panthers win the owl against to Patriots to go 18-1

4. Patriots beat Seahawks in the owl again

5. Peypey comes back and btfo of the Patriots, then gets beat by 40+ points by Panthers in the owl

6. Giants make playoffs and plays panthers only for Norman to shut down OBJ and him throwing a hissy fit and losing.
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>>64430778
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>>64430735
but every week I hear Dom Capers is a genius, how can this be?
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>>64430778
Asking for a good man to lose his job is not exactly being a good boy. He personally merits a second chance.

Santa Big Balls will get you something anyway.

How about a nice...um...football?

>>64429435
Iggles
8-8
Any top OL prospect
A navy peacoat or a Flyers - 53 - GHOST BEAR jersey.
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>>64430843
you're not gonna get a top OL prospect unless Tunsil or Stanley tear an ACL
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>>64430600
I'm confident we can lose those games.

Especially after seeing the Lions against the Rams.

The only question is, will we lose by enough to get Tomsula fired.

And I don't know if we can pull that off, we'd need to lose by like, 28+ both times.
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Probably late, but
>Tevin Coleman
>Falcons
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>>64430883
>mfw IU is actually pretty loaded at OL
>mfw Tevin was an OL babby and it shows since he can't win a starting job over one-month-wonder Devonte Freeman
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>he doesn't have the godliest of all godly manlet white receivers

BASED JEW
A
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E
D

J
E
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But read the filename
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>>64430883
>tfw epitome of their entire season
>>64430864
Don't you believe in Christmas miracles, Anon?
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>>64430843
>He personally merits a second chance
step 1. get rid of all your good players
step 2. get nobody worth a shit to take place of said good players
step 3. suck big greasy donkey balls
step 4. get another chance
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>>64429435
Cards
13-3
Anyone that can pass rush
An Owl Win
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>>64430925
no. even if one of them tears an ACL, the iggles will win enough games to get Haha'd again

>>64430929
>fire Chip
>turn into a Browns-tier coaching carousel
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Fresh wip OC, should I add a hat?

>mfw the steelers lose by 3 points on sunday and lose their wildcard to the jests
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>tfw patriots fan
>tfw all you ever hear about is the offense
>tfw we probably have one of the most interesting defensive schemes in the league

I hate this, we run so many different formations and play so many players in different ways it's so fucking cool but you never ever hear about it.
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>>64431021
>tfw running nink as a 4-3 LOLB

I didn't even realize it until recently but Bill actually did what I predicted at the start of the season and runs what is basically a 5-2 and I fucking love it. The versatility of the defense is insane.
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>>64430982
no free agent will want to play for kelly except someone just wanting a paycheck so there goes any good free agent pickups.
chip kelly wouldn't know who to draft if cam newton was standing in front of him.
the longer you let that cancer run the team, the deeper a hole the eagles will have to climb out of.
keep chip kelly any longer and you won't have to worry about being the browns, you be the jaguars.
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What's everyone doing for Christmas Eve? Getting cozy?

>>64429435
>Rams
>7-9
>Laremy Tonsil
>A +.500 record, please. That's it. Please.
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Sup guys, Football looks interesting, is there a starting point in terms of what games I should watch or is there any information I should read so I can understand what's going?
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>>64431058
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I think the Jags have a much brighter future. Their offense is fine and they just need to retool the defense.
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>>64429564
beg harbaugh, kappernick, crabtree, gore, and everyone else the idiots fired and/or sidelined to come back
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>>64429435
houston
9-7
lynch
to be god

is anyone else captcha showing animal carcasses next to street signs or is that just me?
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>>64431131
>kappernick
i can understand wanting the others back, but him?
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>>64431114
Follow the Patriots and Seahawks.
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>>64431131
>kappernick
>crabtree
>gore

No thanks. Kaepernick lost all my faith with his shitty play this season. Frank Gore has only gotten older since we let him go and Crabtree was always a bitch.
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>>64431162
>bandwagonning the most bandwagoned of teams
you'll fit right in
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>>64431178
>Always a bitch
Yeah, SF does that to you, thank God he left
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>>64431192
Of course the Raiders would embrace a bitch.
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>>64431219
Right over your head huh
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>>64430929
>>all good players
So Jenkins, Peters, Cox, etc are no good? And do you mean Bradley Fletcher, Cary Williams, Todd Herremans, Trent Cole, Brandon Boykin, and more are good this year? The only truly good players that he got rid of are Jackson, McCoy, and Herremans. All three were not just ego moves.
Jackson has not denied his gang ties (actually has accepted people he are involved with are gang related), just his involvement in gang activity
McCoy has been an infant off the field this season
Mathis demanded to be released or traded because his agent screwed him over. Rosehaus wasn't involved in his old contract and told the 33 year old guard could get more money elsewhere. Mathis could not and settled for a contract that at most will be $1.5 million less than in Philly, but at least Drew gets a kickback.
Bonus: Maclin was not removed by Chip, he was offered a great contract by the Eagles and he accepted a better contract to his hometown team.
>Hasn't replaced any of them
Example: DBs 2014 - Cary Williams (now out of the league), Bradley Fletcher (now out of the league), Brandon Boykin (can't get playing time in PIT), Malcolm Jenkins, Nate Allen (tore his ACL)
DBs 2015 - Byron Maxwell (much better in coverage but a shit tackler), Nolan Carrol (looked very good before his injury), Eric Rowe (very good coverage, even demonstrated fine coverage despite facing Megatron), Malcolm Jenkins, Walter Thurmond (surprisingly good upgrade)
Not everyone can be replaced immediately, this isn't fantasy football or Madden. To anyone with independent thought instead of repeating what's on TV, it was obviously going to be a 2 year effort
>implying the DC doesn't suck donkey balls
>implying we'll become the Browns and fire a relatively decent coach for one below average season
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>>64431114
Watch Panthers, most entertaining player in the league right here. They are also going to be in the playoffs for many years to come, streak is already at 3.
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>>64431231
More like beneath my recognition.

I get what you were implying but just wait until he throws Carr under the bus after he drops a big catch.
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>>64430708
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, based CKBB.
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mfw
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>There are people who's teams will be eliminated Christmas weekend.

Sorry bros, merry christmas
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>>64431058
Wow, you must be a wonderful GM, team president, or owner.
>implying no one wants to go to a team with a top medical program and great injury prevention/conditioning program

Yeah man, making recoveries out of injury-prone players is such a deterrent. No one is going to notice our league low in ACLs and our league high in players successfully returning from ACLs and double ACLs.

That isn't even our best way to attract players, it's just an auxiliary benefit most people who follow football wouldn't think that players consider.

>>64431260
T'is the season, m8! Warm wishes to you and yours.
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>>64430920
would bang/10

>>64429435
>Patriots
>14-2
>OL
>in football, Pats repeat over Panthers and Tom retires. in real life, my own place
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>>64431326
>players successfully returning from ACLs
then explain Kiko Alonso shitting it up the entire season
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>>64431234
>b-b-but all the eagles players are good
>i-i-its the coaches fault
>b-b-but give kelly another chance

and eaglefags wonder why people laugh at them every time they open their mouth
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>>64431114

Watch this:

http://youtu.be/uE7qVAtNwQk

Become a fan of a team that isn't the Patriots or Seahawks.

Watch games. Read some blogs. Going to your team's subreddit (yeah, I know) can really help you learn about the ins and outs of your team and players.

Come to /NFL/ to shitpost and talk shit to your division rivals.

Go to your team's gamethreads and talk shit about your opponent (or your team if they're playing like shit).

Have fun.

Get ready for commercials.
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>>64431326
>No one is going to notice our league low in ACLs and our league high in players successfully returning from ACLs and double ACLs.
>Nobody on our team tears their ACL
>But our players who do tear their ACLs come back better than ever

Fucking delusional Eagles fans.

Chip Kelly took a big steaming shit all over this football season and some of them are still lining up to suck his dick.
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>>64431370
>l-let's fire out GM after his first year
this is why /nfl/ could never run a franchise
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>>64431326
>op medical program
yeah. this is why a player chooses which team to go to.
not the fact that the coach hates non-whites and is borderline retarded.
if its a good player they are not going to the eagles so they can get btfo each week.
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>>64431401
>GM strips team of its talent
>team gets noticeably worse due to lack of talent
>hurr let's continue letting our GM strip our team of talent
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>>64431401
i never said fire the gm. i said fire the retarded, overpaid, over-hyped abortion of a head coach.
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>>64431114

This >>64431373 is good advice except like any team you want.

Patriots and Seahawks create massive amounts of butthurt so people don't like them. Makes it even more fun to root for them tbf
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>>64431430
Chip is the GM anon
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>>64431430
He's also their GM now.

Yes, the Eagles are that stupid.
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>>64431407
>Chip Kelly is a racist
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>>64431446
tbf it was either Chip or the guy responsible for the 2014 draft.
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>>64431452
That's gotta be the only reason Philthy fans still love him.
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>>64431434

I actually thought the exact opposite - being a Seahawks or Patriots fan might make his experience worse since he's get shitposted into oblivion. That might be his element though, I mean look at the Queefs fans.
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Let's make America great again.

What do you say /sp/
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All I want for Christmas is a snowb owl or two. Is that to much to ask?
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>>64431517
We're already great.

Fuck off with your false premises.
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>>64431162

B-But I don't want to be hated.

>>64431237

God that throw/catch was sexy as fuck.

>>64431373
>>64431434

Thank you very much for the advice guys! Really appreciate it, going to watch that video now then will end up picking a team.

Here's to years of shit talking fellas.
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>>64431517
we trump thread now
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>>64431532
>Europe 2.0
>great
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>>64431544
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>>64431353
Not everyone is Adrian Peterson. Each person is different, sticking to their recovery differently and what not. I'm not a doctor, you're not a doctor. There have been leaps and bounds in ACL recovery the past half decade or so, but before that it was not uncommon for a player to perform less than expected the first season back and back to old form the next season.

There is also the question of how badly he injured himself earlier this season. He's looked bad since and isn't even attempting to plant or pivot with that leg.

Hopefully next year. Though for every Kiko there is a Maclin, Bradford, and Thurmond.

>>64431370
>I don't like reading, so I'll just keep saying dumbshit thinking I'm right
>>64431430
He's on the right track for adding defensive talent, they'd be great in a 4-3 and with a less retarded DC who sells out against the deep ball and gives up everything else. At least they fucking look at passes now and turn their heads to play the ball in coverage.
>>64431420
>implying shifting limited amounts of offensive talent to be defensive talent is striping a team
>implying any weakened offense is going to look good in this offense driven league
>implying this is a finished product and not a first step.
It's not that complicated.
2014 - Talent on offense + no talent on defense = meh team.
2015 - Little talent on offense + talent on defense (but shit coaching) = below average team
2016 - Better offense talent + talent on defense and better coaching = better team
>>64431407
>implying I didn't say "That isn't even our best way to attract players, it's just an auxiliary benefit most people who follow football wouldn't think that players consider."
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>>64431537

Teams that are on the upswing that you can start supporting without being called a bandwagoner:

Buccaneers (new, successful QB means lots of media exposure)
Jags (play in London every year, too)
Jets (solid team that's rarely blown up in the spotlight)
Rams (I'm biased, I'll admit)
Raiders (storied team with a rich history)
Texans (solid choice, just don't expect anything spectacular)
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lads who wins tonight
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>>64431652
>Not everyone is Adrian Peterson.
Yeah. The only thing I beat my son in is Settlers of Catan.
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>>64431652
>implying this is a finished product and not a first step

Most first steps don't involve actively making your team worse.

He just dumped talent and brought in fucking nothing and nobody to replace the people he cut.
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>>64431673
Good shit Anon. Whatcha get him for Christmas?
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>>64431669
Oakland, I hope San Diego wins though
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>>64431669
Knowing my Chargers, the Raiders will win.
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>>64431666
>Rams (I'm biased, I'll admit)

Idling at mediocre for the past 3 or 4 seasons is not an upswing.

The Rams aren't going to get any better as long as Fisher is their coach.
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>>64430156
lrn2money poorfag
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>>64431669

Shouts out to I.E. Brah and the entire /sp/ Raiders crew, hope Oakland gets a win for their final home game this season.
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>>64431694
Murray isn't a nobody. Talented, no doubt, but way overrated.

Is there any trade in NFL history that has turned out worse for both teams than the Foles-Bradford trade?
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Chargers winning tonight, not even close lads. Papa Rivers is pissed he can't spend Christmas eve with his brood.

56-24 Chargers
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>>64431747
Bradford has had a few decent games, at least. Foles is JUST tier.
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>>64431747
*well, recently anyway
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I'm so glad Frank Gore didn't sign with the Eagles.

Their fans and coach are both scum.
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>1775
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>>64431739
>tfw people start giving you shout outs

Did I make it brahs?
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>>64431694
Well that's just not true, he laid the foundation for a good defense. Take a look at who he brought in compared to who he dumped.
Maxwell > Williams
Carrol > Fletcher
Rowe > Boykin
Thurmond > Allen
Bradford > Foles
Old/Injured Ryans, Injured Kendricks, Hicks, Kiko , > Old/Injured Ryans + Kendricks
Murray+Mathews for a combined 1553 yards and 11 TDs in 14 games > McCoy for 1187 yards and 5 TDs in 14 games > McCoy for 1474 and 5 TDs in 2014. It's uglier because of the media, but it's technically better and cheaper.
Evan Mathis healthy >Gardner or Barber > Mathis hurt half of 2014 > Heremans in 2015

There's a better foundation for long term success this season with the moves made then if they weren't.

>>64431772
I'd like to see him a the second year of a system.
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>>64431826
Nah, you've gotta do some butt stuff before you've actually made it in /nfl/
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>tfw no Ladainian Tomlinson - Philip Rivers powder blue chargers
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>>64431898
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>>64431747

At least Bradford does his damn job servicably. Foles is fucking trash.
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>Chargers played their possibly final game in San Diego last week
>Raiders will play possibly their final game in Oakland tonight

Fuck L.A.
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>>64431747
the RG3 trade
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>>64432007
It's going to be the Rams and Chargers moving to L.A.

The Raiders are stuck in Oakland until they give up and move in with the 49ers.
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>>64432032
>It's going to be the Rams and Chargers moving to L.A.

As a Chargers fan, this doesn't make it any better.
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>>64431747
Bills/Browns trade for Watkins
Eagles/Browns trade for Manziel
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>>64432032
Nobody in LA wants the chargers here. They're gonna be like the Clippers during the Shaq and Kobe Era
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>>64432072
It'll be a rude awakening for Spanos, I hope.
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>>64432032
why would they move two teams?
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>>64432088
LA like Chicago and NYC is a large enough market for two teams in some sports. They already have 2 baseball and 2 basketball teams.
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>>64432088
Probably just to be done with the whole situation. Though, they've said they really only want one team in L.A. -- for now.
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>>64431565
>Implying
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>>64429582
I also want fuller to go to the steelers, but I'm also a tech fan
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>>64432088
Los Angeles and the surrounding ares in Los Angeles is like 38 million people
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>>64432109
Ideally they want 1 team there to start with.

And the Rams have the best plan to make that happen.

But Spanos needed L.A. for leverage against San Diego and he considers the Southern California market his even though L.A. couldn't give less of a shit about the Chargers.

So he's going to muscle his way into moving to L.A.

The Raiders just need a stadium. Anywhere will do as long as they don't have to pay for it. But nobody wants to buy them a stadium and they can't afford one on their own.
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>>64432145
""""""'""""people""""""'""""
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>>64432147
>he considers the Southern California market his even though L.A. couldn't give less of a shit about the Chargers.

The funny thing is, IF the Chargers move to L.A., he can't claim San Diego as his market, as well. No one's allowed to claim multiple markets.

He wanted to basically own ALL of the southern CA market.

I just want Kroenke to win L.A. and Spanos have to come crawling back to S.D.

I'm, also, kind of surprised Davis hasn't buddied up to Stan, who is open to having another tenant. He could just accept Inglewood and be done with it.
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>mfw Carolina goes 19-0
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>>64432176
>mfw Carolina goes 1 and done
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>>64430990
nah
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>>64430631
This would be an awesome scenario

1.The Chiefs would probably beat the Bengals, who always seem to injure a Steeler every time they play.

2. Steelers get the easier WC game, hopefuly winning and then travel to Denver to face either a backup or hobbled noodle-armed Peyton Manning in his last ever game in the playoffs.

3. It'd be like a free pass to the AFC Championship Game barring some strange shit.

But knowing the Steelers theyd disappoint me with an epic choke in Houston
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>>64430990

I seriously hope this happens.
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>>64430990
The Jets would have to beat 2 teams they are underdogs to and the Steelers would have to lose to two teams they are favored to beat, unlikely to happen. But never doubt the ability of this team to crush my hopes

>unleash hell in december
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>>64432206
believe in the defense to cause turnovers when needed, we both know that the secondary sucks, but the front seven is solid. We can be happy they have a very powerful offense
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>>64430639

If you enjoy being murdered in stadium parking lots, go right ahead.
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Christmas Song Power Ranking

>GOAT TIER
1. Carol of the Bells
2. Little Drummer Boy
3. Hark the Herald Angel Sing

POWER GAP

>Pretty Good Tier
4. O' Christmas Tree
5. Silent Night

POWER GAP

>Ok tier
6. Let it Snow
7. Jingle Bells
8. We Wish You A Merry Christmas

POWER GAP
>meh
9. Deck the Halls
10. Joy to the World

POWER GAP

>terrible tier
99. Everything else

POWER GAP

>SHIT Tier
999999. Jingle Bell Rock
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>>64432393
>no "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen"
>Little Drummer Boy that high

Shit list bud
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>>64432393
No XM@$
Pleb, jewbag

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=od7GUy9XS7c
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>Little Drummer Boy not in terrible tier
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>>64432176
>mfw Carolina does it again next year
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>>64432393
>No Feliz Navidad
>>
Did anyone save bb's pic?

I missed the slutfest lastnight.
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>>64432393
>No Holly Jolly Christmas
>Jingle Bell Rock that low

Shit taste m8
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>>64432482
What did I miss?
>>64432393
>No David Bowie/Bing Crosby
>No TransSiberian Orchestra
>No Run-DMC
>No Vince Guaraldi Trio Charlie Brown Christmas special music
>No "The Christmas Song"

Other than that, it's an ok list.
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>>64432553
Apparently your friend police12 is a chick and bb is no meme.
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>>64432393
>No mention of the true GOAT Christmas song Adeste Fideles

You prob don't even go to midnight mass
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>>64432553
I'm wasn't gonna get into every cover and version of each individual song m8. TSO is a meme band. Bowie and Crosby are pretty gud though
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>>64432553
>>64432572
>police12 is a chick
I ship police and CKBB now.
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>>64432393
>no no presants for christmas
>no merry muthafuckin christmas

Shite liste
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>>64432602
But ckbb is a hairy guy
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>>64432572
What do you mean no meme and slutfest? Did he actually post boipussy?
>>64432601
Fair enough. You're right about TSO being a meme band, but Christmas is their meme.
>>64432612
I'm not that hairy. A little chest scruff and a nice ginger beard, but nothing too extreme.
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>>64432584
Stop trying to be edgy and hipster, it's a decent song at best. Catholic Christmas is GOAT Christmas though, hate all these fair-weather church goers who only come twice a year.
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>>64432393
>jingle bell rock bottom tier
melt yourself my steelworker
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>>64432584
>he's a convenience catholic
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>>64432623
Idk because I never got to see them >:/

Someone dump please
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>>64432624
>decent song at best
You obviously have no idea what you're talking about here. You also missed "youre a mean one mr grinch" which is top tier christmas movie + top tier christmas song. Do you even have a tree up lmao
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>>64432647
I'll dump on your moms chest, if you catch my drift.
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>>64432681
>Liking meme songs
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>Clowney +21.9 this season
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>>64432393
9000000000001. Wonderful Christmas Time
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Dolphins
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>>64432694
>not being +22

Bust.
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>9999999
>unexplained butthurt against the GOAT
no surprise here
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>>64432698
Nmh agreed

Go raiders.
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schedule babbys gonna get so exposed in the first round desu
cap it senpai
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What playoff team played the toughest schedule?
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>>64432809
Packers i think
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>>64432835
>wickersham
>falcons
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>>64432835
>last season
>Broncos picked over Bengals

I wonder how that turned out.
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>>64430263
>pottery
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>>64432809
Chiefs
then steelers, broncos, vikings, seahawks, packers, bengals, cardinals, redskins, pats and panthers in that order
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>>64432876
>using fit mayyams incorrectly
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>>64430484
>>64431069
thoughts on keenum rams bro?
do we draft connor cook?
I'm sitting in a nick foles jersey right now, bought it when he got extended. filled with regret.
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>>64432979
kek im an eagles fan and i didnt buy a foles jersey

i still have my mccoy and djax Jerseys though
rip
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>>64433018
my buddy is an Oakland fan so the fact he threw for 7tds on them and was on my team now was enough reason for me.
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