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Christmas edition
Dolphin fatigue sub edition
Previous thread: >>64420090
>Helpful links
http://pastebin.com/mDAydpyK
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christianity
>/bet/ wiki
http://slashbetslash.wikia.com/wiki//bet/_Wikia
>FAQ and abbreviations list for those new to /bet/
http://pastebin.com/tPXwjDi6
>Help for gambling addiction/suicide hotlines
http://pastebin.com/SVqUYKbf
>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
http://www.aussportsbetting.com/tools/betting-tracker-excel
What a dire picture.
All I want for Christmas is these guys to have a painful death sub edition
>>64427645
I should probably have posted another Rossy Boy or euan image, right? That would be fresh and original
DOLPHINS
O
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P
H
I
N
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>tfw no greek gf
What is THE christmas eve/christmas day bet
>>64427618
>too lazy to make my Christmas OC I had planned and now I'm being punished with this awful OP
ffs
>>64427675
make it, there'll probably be a new thread in time for christmas.
>>64427675
Are you me? I had an idea of "The 12 DACs of Christmas" but couldn't come up with enough good things to put in or ideas to make it visually interesting.
>>64427691
>>64427695
doubtful, there is literally nothing to bet on
>>64427695
just post things that we were all DAC on over December
Bowling Green for example
Shaking over the Israeli womens large later. It's like the trader hasn't taken any notice of the transfers pmsl. Going to be buying everyone a drink in town tonight.
>>64427709
There's all kinds of NBA on tomorrow if in play is your thing
>>64427695
On the first day of Christmas Mackers gave to me, Altitude tips, weather fixes, bus explosions etc. etc.
>>64427722
Will you tip it when it comes in-play please mate? Christmas spirit and all? :)
>>64427722
wtb? (bearing in mind I know the answer)
Heads gone.
>>64427691
Doubt it desu senpai. Here in bongland we've only got 6 hours left to wait
>>64427695
Sounds dece. I was just going going for a mock up of the Christmas John Lewis ad and the video of the PGA guy losing £15,000 on a bet
>>64427714
I did have a list but I deleted it when I realised I cba doing it.
It was like 12 Mackers Bolivian larges, 11 American coinflips, 10 mainstream specials etc
>>64427751
wtb then euan lid? Need a big pre christmas GIFT
>>64427769
I think if we pull together we could do it.
Let's brainstorm some ideas;
>Mackers Bolivian shite
>american shite
>MetaKnight acca
>Flatanon horse
>J West tip
>>64427752
could have just taken the fixed 5-1 place heavy and small on the win lad.
>>64427785
goo goo gah gah
>tfw all you need is one winning tip so you can go out last minute and get a nice Turkey and some presents for the kids
PLEASE EUAN
>>64427749
I'll tip it now as I'm just about to leave to get a good seat for mass.
>>64427751
Plus, large. ASA have all their players back who were missing earlier, it's a 50:50 game.
can't win a bet for shit
how sad it all ends at age 21
Who /Rowtheboat/ here?
>>64427790
>DAC on flatanon's horse
Its odds were at 9+ when he first tipped it and he even said to bet e/w. If you didn't get at least your stake back then you're a complete retard
>>64427801
Would've done that if I still had a head lid
>>64427813
also got on, need this desu
>>64427818
>betting on pritt-sticks
Asking to get your chin tested m8.
>>64427805
boring gimmick lad, give it a rest
>>64427813
Hoping mass is at half 6 and not 7 for your sake
>>64427818
Oh, I wasnt still going with the DAC theme, I was just thinking about stuff that /bet/ has been on and talked about in December.
J West tip won too. FAs horse placed so wasnt down on that anyway.
>>64427854
What did j west tip?
>pre-stakers
zzzzzz
>>64427868
Brazil women -0.5
>>64427813
alright lad I'm on merry christmas
Euan putting his greasy fivers on now pmsl
>>64427907
Gonna delete this post too when ASA scores lid?
>>64427907
>/bet/ moves lines
Price has gone up since it was tipped here actually lid
>>64427907
how do I see rballs, do I need to apply to be a scout
I know tears etc
Tears. +1 drifted since it was mentioned here.
>>64427951
greece went LARGE on the -
shaking
>>64427965
Woah steady on mate
MTSU toastie
>>64427951
Is it a bet though lid?
>Christmas eve and Euan is still being a cunt
zzzzzzz
Is +1 a bet? Want to smack something to end the year, a bonanza bet, something to really top off a great year, will have 5 figures on.
>>64428027
gah gah goo
C'mon Euan mate, get in the Christmas spirit lidd
>>64428040
>5 figures on
aye m8
>>64428027
>>64428040
goo goo gah gah
THE DRIFT IS IN THE DRIFT IS IN
STILL drifting
Rebacking, clueless drift. Now on large. Good luck.
>>64428056
Please have sex you freak.
Penny punting slugs getting their fivers on pre-game. zzzzzzz
Can't stop topping up.
>>64428083
u mad bro?? Dude its Christmas calm down LMAO
good luck everyone :)
Too much on. Going to be absolutely shaking during mass and it's a mild december if you know what I mean ;)
Can't wait for Euan not to pick a side and just aftertime which ever side wins. Listen to me Euan, you scurffy meff. If you have a shred of dignity would will reply to this message stating rhe line which you consider value before kick off. If you refuse to comply with this simple request, I and other anons will have no alternative to ignore you from now on. Your posts will receive no attention, no replies, your existence... pitiful. I urge you to tell us what the bet is, before we make your life a living misery.
[spoiler]nobody fucking knows what the bet is[/spoiler]
stick your neck out on the line if you do, peasants
>>64428160
+1 is the bet. A good christian man wouldnt lie about this.
>>64428159
You should spellcheck before you try making copypasta mate
I am on +1 desu
>>64428159
>dignity would will
>stating rhe line
Get off the la and carry on drinking you big loser
Large staking Tel Aviv Women +1
>>64428173
Where have you staked cutie?
>>64428173
POST SLIP
>everyone saying they're on +1
>its drifting
zzzzz
We are the only people betting today. All of PGA is doing other stuff.
Staking +1 again, another one, another one.
>>64428186
I have staked on bet365.
>this drift despite >us all on +1
Just gonna bet on whichever team is first to 5 DAs desu.
Anyone staking this game before rball is a mug desu
>>64428196
Junior trader on tonight, he's clueless.
>>64428205
why on earth would you be staking on 365 when there are far more useless accounts to be risking?
already regretting it t b h
Western Michigan -4
blogabet on the + too
dunno where the minus backers are coming from
can somebody post the rball?
>>64428218
>risking
It is the only game on. No risk.
>>64428230
>1k on netbet
Ok m8
>>64428218
He is a penny punter still on his first 365
>4 DAs in 2 minutes
its one of THOSE rball guys
>This start
In too deep here, can't b r e a t h e
>>64428227
Its where the tip came from la
DAC
Large staking FC Ramat Hasharon Women sw at 1.66
excellent, now I can reback
hahahahahhahahahahhahaha
cant breathe
hahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahah
Oh dear.
Excellent. Now I can reback
Thanks for keeping the line strong lads pmsl :^)
utter utter utter
UTTER UTTER
Imagine being a part time penny punting slug, getting back from your sad little shelf stacking job and thinking you're onto a worldie when your beady little eyes see ASA Tel Aviv Women +1@ 1.925 and you proceed to put all of your not-so-hard earned minimum wage on it. You follow your little rball, get real excited when ASA have more attacks after 3 minutes so you put your whole weekly wage on and come full time, you're crying your little eyes out because you have to go back to your shitty wageslave job and earn all the money back that you've just lost to a betting god who is far, far shrewder than your mug self. That betting god is me. It repulses me to make money this easily when there's poor little scousers scrounging at food banks for a bag of lentils.
Absolute mugs
bye
Genuinely down, hope you all have a good christmas. Laters lids x
>>64428280
jokes on you I'm about to quit my shelf stacking job
Why did everyone pre-stake this? There was no solid info except some pseudo-tip.
The rball is CLEARLY in favour of the opposite team, at no point should you have bet on this.
Christmas is cancelled
Fiver gone ffs
>>64428305
it's christmas, i'm desperate
>>64428305
>ASA tell Aviv is one of the bigest clubs in Israeli women's soccer. they won a lot of championships and if i'm not wrong they won it also last year. they are much weaker this year but still not a bad team at all. Ramat Hasharon built a strong team this year and won 4 out of 4 games. but i think the handi is too big. ASA won 3 games, draw one and lost one. their only lose was against Hadera which leads the league. the score was 0-8, realy embarrassing but these 2 teams also played each other at the cup and....ASA won so everything could happened. as i said the handi is too big here.
Followed this cause I'm a filthy addict
haha
>>64428305
exactly
I hope the game ends 0-1 so you get a refund for Christmas lads, but seriously, this was not a good bet
might back the +1 now just for banter, though
welp, time to sell the presents i got my wife's kids
>>64427618
Literally placed a -1 ramat bet before they scored and it was dismissed by jewbet365
Rball looked too good so early and odds were getting better because of maybe bet memes
>>64428336
;)
>games are finished after 10 minutes
That's news to me boys, when was this rule put in place?
Why do all of Greece's posts keep getting deleted?
>crying into your prayer book at mass sub sub-edition
>>64428365
Fiscal irresponsibility has led to poor post infrastructure and they cannot be supported for more than a few seconds before collapsing on themselves
rball evening up now
+1 is a great bet
Rball evened up... can't stop rebacking
>>64428391
rball isn't to be trusted, Ramat had 6 DAs when they had only 3 attacks
>Betting on Israeli women's football on Christmas Eve
Fucking addicts.
>>64428428
All the real traders got the day off. Got some clueless intern like J West in today who is pricing it all wrong.
>>64428428
>Not celebrating a jew's birth by betting on jewish slags
Down so much
2-0
Just fuck off
>>64428391
>>64428399
pmsl
just stop lads. go spend time with your family.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i spent all my christmas betting money on this
Anyone know where I can sell the kids Christmas presents this late? Need money fast
>>64428437
>jesus
>born in december
zzzzzzzzzzzz
I literally just rebacked +1. Going to have to sell some presents now.
can't even hire a hitman on euan :(
>>64428462
Why not sell the kids?
Ask yourself
>Would I be betting on this if it wasnt the only game on?
Junior trader @365 playing a blinder, unlucky /bet/ /mugs/
>>64428481
+EV move, solid advice
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
TRADERS HEAD HAS GONE
PMSL
>games are over in 20 minutes
Love this meme
>>64428514
*laughs*
Canada?
>>64428514
>3-0 before HT
>g-g-games are o-only one half long? l-love this meme
>2-0 is the most dangerous lead
Rebacking on + handis desu
>>64428494
Nah the line should've been +2. Hes had a mare and we are on the wrong side
GAME ABANDONED
PALESTINIAN AIR STRIKES
LITERALLY
AIR
tiny on 8-0 CS
>>64428546
>2 shots on target
>2 goals
This is why women should NOT play football. Embarrassments to the beautiful game tbqh
>>64428572
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS A BIG BASS
LMAO
>the absolute state of /bet/ tips the last few days
UTTER UTTER
>>64428606
Maybe they're just proficient strikers
Which one of you melts is this
I bet on football for a living. AMA?
submitted 5 hours ago by ibetformoney
I've been fairly profitable for a few years now, but it's always been a side thing until the middle of this year when it became my full time occupation. I've made well into 5 figures in the last 6 months betting 5-6 days a week on average.
I would like to keep things vague but am happy to provide some sort of proof if wanted. I'm not going to bore you with the concept of "value bets", but I'll happily field any questions.
lads, lads, lads, what is THE accy to close out 2015? Let's go out on a winning note shall we?
>>64428639
What was the treble you hid the other day?
>>64428639
>>64428650
a wizard never reveals his tricks
>>64428639
>>64428662
>it lost
Tears desu
>>64428639
post more setup pics
>>64428652
i said "let's go out on a winning note", not "let's throw away a tenner"
>>64428672
why so interested in my setup?
>>64428687
need a good laugh
>>64428639
Chargers packers and cowboys
if you are down today then you are a good gambler, keep it up lads, you will profit
>>64428678
>implying it loses
tears!
>>64428713
>betting on Israeli women's lottery shite
>>64428755
>that flag
>that post
>>64428755
>says the flag that bets on nfl and baseball
>>64428776
>implying baseball isn't profitable
>>64428776
There is value in the NFL though. Not on the spreads, but some other markets.
heading to the lc, looks like it's gonna be a russian standard christmas
NO NO, NO NO NO NO, NO NO NO NO, NO NO THERES NO DANDRUFF
Can't wait for Mackers terrible tips for Libertadores in two months
>>64428889
Pointless meme here m8. I'm sure the lads at /epl/ will like it better
Question time, fuckfaces
>Age
>Best subject in school
>Size of biggest bet you've ever placed
>Did it win?
>Number of months you profited this year
>What did you get your mum for Christmas?
>What will Premier League top 4 be this season
>Favourite board (exluding /sp/)
>Have you ever been diagnosed with a mental health disorder?
>Favourite flavour crisps?
>All these sales
not even been Christmas yet ffs
The WIND was against ASA that half. Going to be UAC come FT.
>>64428910
19
Sociology
£20
No
Not sure.
Lush stuff.
Leicester, City, Arsenal, Liverpool.
/soc/
No
Smokey Bacon
>>64428910
25
Physics
50
Yes
Both
Music album
Who cares
/fit/
No
What
>>64428923
Source please.
>>64428910
>Age
22
>Best subject in school
Geography
>Size of biggest bet you've ever placed
£200
>Did it win?
Nope
>Number of months you profited this year
4
>What did you get your mum for Christmas?
Necklace
>What will Premier League top 4 be this season
Arsenal, Man C, Man U, Tottenham
>Favourite board (exluding /sp/)
/int/
>Have you ever been diagnosed with a mental health disorder?
No
>Favourite flavour crisps?
Salt and Vinegar
>>64428910
20
anything computer related
~5k
no
0.5
a hash brown
chelsea, leicester, manure, arsenal
/vg/
no
honey bbq
>Age
21
>Best subject in school
history
>Size of biggest bet you've ever placed
350 euros or so
>Did it win?
yes
>Number of months you profited this year
2, and those months were borderline profitable
>What did you get your mum for Christmas?
nothing
>What will Premier League top 4 be this season
arsenal - city - liverpool - united
>Favourite board (exluding /sp/)
none
>Have you ever been diagnosed with a mental health disorder?
yes
>Favourite flavour crisps?
none, shittier stuff right there
>>64428910
23
maths
£750
yes
10
£100 giftcard
don't know
/int/
no
prawn cocktail
So everyone here's a fucking penny punter ffs please don't tip if your highest bet is a fucking £20.
>>64428961
>nothing for mum for christmas
>diagnosed with mental disorder
That disorder was definitely severe autism.
>>64428973
knew I would bait someone with that one. PMSL.
>Age
23
>Best subject in school
Maths
>Size of biggest bet you've ever placed
£2200 or so
>Did it win?
Yes
>Number of months you profited this year
11
>What did you get your mum for Christmas?
A holiday
>What will Premier League top 4 be this season
Arsenal, City, Liverpool, United, Spurs
>Favourite board (exluding /sp/)
/mu/
>Have you ever been diagnosed with a mental health disorder?
No
>Favourite flavour crisps?
Salt & Vinegar
>>64428981
Absolutely seething lid fair play.
>>64428983
>liverpool
an error
>>64428923
I have a lot of money on this now. Please dont be lying mate. Already down too much today ffs. Head's gone.
>>64428910
>Age
18
>Best subject in school
English
>Size of biggest bet you've ever placed
£500 on Palestine slags
>Did it win?
yup, @1.8. Got on +2 and game ended 1-1
>Number of months you profited this year
8/12. December has been worst month
>What did you get your mum for Christmas?
a perfume that she likes
>What will Premier League top 4 be this season
who cares
>Favourite board (exluding /sp/)
/his/, followed by /lit/. I spend most time over here and on /mu/ though because degeneracy
>Have you ever been diagnosed with a mental health disorder?
Medium on the autism spectrum
>Favourite flavour crisps?
anything unusual desu. I like the fruity ones
>>64428910
19
Maths
£350
No
2 out of 4 (only properly started in August)
A dvd she wanted
Arsenal, City, Leicester & Tottenham
/co/
yes
cheese & onion
>>64429016
>fruit crisps
wtf
>>64428977
>tfw muslim family
>tfw i will never know those nice christmas feels
>literal teenagers in /bet/
>>64428910
>Age
20
>Best subject in school
Maths
>Size of biggest bet you've ever placed
£5k
>Did it win?
Yes
>Number of months you profited this year
All of them
>What did you get your mum for Christmas?
nice candle and shit like that
>What will Premier League top 4 be this season
Leicester, Arsenal, Man City, Man U
>Favourite board (exluding /sp/)
/b/
>Have you ever been diagnosed with a mental health disorder?
No
>Favourite flavour crisps?
Salt and vinegar
>>64429067
What the fuck did you place 5k on?
>>64429067
what was your 5k bet?
>>64429075
>>64429082
Joseph to win the apprentice
>>64429075
Your mum to suck over 5.5 dicks last weekend. Sailed in.
>>64429075
>>64429082
Leicester to beat Chelsea :')
>>64429094
zzzzzzzzz why you being like that? Just a normal question.
>>64429038
they're world desu
>>64429060
sorry bru
>>64429094
Your dick counts as .5 then
>>64428704
i actually like that parlay, i'm IN
$120 to win ~$2900
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE
>>64429109
>>64428910
>>Age
24
>>Best subject in school
R.E
>>Size of biggest bet you've ever placed
£3500
>>Did it win?
yes
>>Number of months you profited this year
8
>>What did you get your mum for Christmas?
Lingerie
>>What will Premier League top 4 be this season
Chelsea, City Arsenal, United
>>Favourite board (exluding /sp/)
/d/
>>Have you ever been diagnosed with a mental health disorder?
no
>>Favourite flavour crisps?
cheese and chive
>>64429130
>Chelsea
pmsl
>>64428910
>Question time, fuckfaces
>>Age
24
>>Best subject in school
English
>>Size of biggest bet you've ever placed
500 shekels
>>Did it win?
Yes
>>Number of months you profited this year
0
>>What did you get your mum for Christmas?
;_;
>>What will Premier League top 4 be this season
Leicester
City
Arsenal
United
>>Favourite board (exluding /sp/)
/tv/
>>Have you ever been diagnosed with a mental health disorder?
Y-yes
>>Favourite flavour crisps?
Quavers
>>64429130
>fake trip
zzzzzzzzzzzzz
I'm not on but I can see an ASA goal and refunds all around
>>64429067
>5k
pmsl, can't stop lying
>>64429094
>!!EKlU2OZ25au
zzzzzz
GOAL ASA
O
A
L
A
S
A
>>64429147
P R O P H E T
R
O
F
I
T
EUAN HAS FUCKING SAVED CHRISTMAS
Give the girls your power
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHSNZK4Je-Y
>>64428910
>>Age
28
>>Best subject in school
English
>>Size of biggest bet you've ever placed
£700
>>Did it win?
Yes
>>Number of months you profited this year
Every one
>>What did you get your mum for Christmas?
Book, cd, scarf
>>What will Premier League top 4 be this season
Man City, Arsenal, Tottenham, Man Utd
>>Favourite board (exluding /sp/)
/r9k/
>>Have you ever been diagnosed with a mental health disorder?
No
>>Favourite flavour crisps?
Cheese and Onion
>Mack Brown's commentary
Dishing out some old man bants
CHRISTMAS COME EARLY LIDS
HOLY SHIT
ITS HAPPENING
ITS A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE
GOL
O
L
>>64428910
>Question time, fuckfaces
>>Age
21
>>Best subject in school
Engineering shit
>>Size of biggest bet you've ever placed
Around $200
>>Did it win?
Yes
>>Number of months you profited this year
No clue, up pennies overall but haven't kept a spreadsheet
>>What did you get your mum for Christmas?
Candy and jewelry
>>What will Premier League top 4 be this season
No idea
>>Favourite board (exluding /sp/)
/pol/
>>Have you ever been diagnosed with a mental health disorder?
Nope
>>Favourite flavour crisps?
BBQ or cool ranch doritos if those count as "crisps"
EUAN SURREAL
U
A
N
S
U
R
R
E
A
L
>Age
25
>Best subject in school
English, IT
>Size of biggest bet you've ever placed
£800
>Did it win?
Yes
>Number of months you profited this year
9
>What did you get your mum for Christmas?
Bottle of wine, New scarf and a DVD
>What will Premier League top 4 be this season
Arsenal, Leicester, City, United
>Favourite board (exluding /sp/)
Don't really go on any other boards, but occasionally /b/
>Have you ever been diagnosed with a mental health disorder?
Nope
>Favourite flavour crisps?
Flamin' Hot Monster Munch
Just got out of mass, long service.
2-2, good rball, pleasing. Would have rebacked if I was around/had cheeky lay if it was on betfair
>>64428910
22
Economics
3k
Yeah
12
Some expensive face cream
Arsenal, city, Spurs, Leicester
Dunno
No
Chilli heatwave
Gonna snuggle up with the wife and a bottle of brandy and watch It's a Wonderful Life.
Never seen it before but heard it's very good.
Night lads. :3
>>64428910
>Age
27
>Best subject in school
History
>Size of biggest bet you've ever placed
800
>Did it win?
Yes
>Number of months you profited this year
6
>What did you get your mum for Christmas?
40" smart tv
>What will Premier League top 4 be this season
Leicester, arsenal, man city, liverpool
>Favourite board (exluding /sp/)
Aco
>Have you ever been diagnosed with a mental health disorder?
Add
>Favourite flavour crisps?
Sea salt with black pepper
LARGE on ASA 0.0
HEAD HAS GONE
>>64429286
Top film la, enjoy it. May just bring a tear to your eye.
>>64429294
>Sea salt with black pepper
Congratulations on being the only patrician here
Is /biz/ dece? Any shrewdies there?
>>64429304
I just backed Ramat 0 with a bit to lay some off. Hoping for 2-2 FT.
>>64429312
Top notch paper traders there
>>64429329
Do you have an unlimited 365?
Just for the record I tipped this before Euan piggybacked*
*note if they lose from here it's euans bet :^)
Just started on the Quality Street. Going down a bloody treat. x
>>64429345
At this moment in time I do have a very old, unlimited bet365 account. I feel like I should test the "limiting happens when you withdraw" theory but dont want it limited, ygm?
>>64429312
The more time you spend on other boards the more you realise that people who post on 4chan are utterly clueless. /biz/ is one of these boards
>>64429368
trip on J West
>>64429403
It's a myth.
Need this to end 2-2
There's absolutely NOTHING on TV. It's Christmas Eve and there's NO films on.
got back from the lc and it's tied, feels good
>>64429462
should have your own films downloaded for tonight t b h
>>64429405
Me and J West are extremely close friends but very different men I'm afraid! Think it's what brings us together.
TOWERS ON BETFAIR
Nick Goff? More like fuck off.
Bahama bowl overs in. WMU currently covering the spread.
Ball position rball makes me so sweaty when its in the ASA box
>>64429588
Christmas is a time to remember that Lee Hughes is a horrible, evil, bastard.
>>64429494
>LC
degenerate
>>64429590
I want to nut on that smile after a humiliating Cowboys loss.
>>64429627
It's Christmas, I'm like Jim Lahey I allow myself to get drunk this time of year.
Blow the whistle
>>64429614
Who?
+1 up! A Christmas gift, have a good night and God bless.. it's been a pleasure lads x
UP INSANE EEEEEEEEEEASE
NEVER IN DOUBT
UAFC
