Christmas Eve
Mid. Tenn - W. Mich
SD St. Aztecs - Cincinnati Bearcats
MEMES
>>64427601
probably the best map ever. only complaint is
>texas
>Western Mich/Mid Tenn already started
I call BULLSHIT on Swedish Fish for Louisiana. The only people ive ever met that like Swedish Fish are transplants to NOLA.
>>64427620
i no rite?
fucking candy corn
>>64427620
>>64427601
>West Virginians are so stupid they think Oreos are candy
>>64427620
Texas here. I fucking love candy corn.
>your father will never get to see you broadcasted from the Bahamasb Owl w/ your hand planted firmly IN a cheerleader's ass
> That's muh boy!.." ;_;
> I knew dance lessons weren't a mistake.."
>/cfb/ CANDY EDITION
>Dots nowhere on the map
REEEEEEEE
>>64427601
>Pennsylvania not Herseys
Literally cuckholded by Sweden
this map always gets me
>>64427620
Tex fag here, there's nothing wrong with candy corn. Also candy corn is the only real Halloween candy on that map, everything else is available every day in every store.
>>64427601
>The mere concept of Vermont
>>64427644
>>64427667
What the fuck makes candy corn good? To me it tastes like 100% ass.
>>64427666
excellent cartography my Dark Master
>Idaho
>literally reality tv show tier
looks like my middle Tennessee pick is going well
"I hear one guy clapping"
lmao
>>64427666
>whip dance
Someone wanted to may may
>>64427666
>N.R.A.
I don't always love my state, but I like this
>Florida
>not Skittles
>>64427666
>Indiana
>Oklahoma
>Missouri
>Minnesota
>Wisconsin
Nukes
>>64427666
>MUH GUNS
Fuck people are retarded
>>64427666
>North Carolina in charge of its' own muh heritage flag
>>64427666
>West Virginia
is there a worse state in the Union?
>>64427666
>the confused state of Utah
I swear those fuckers are actual Pod People
>>64427717
lol suck a dick faggot.
>>64427601
What is Toblerone?
YES LADS
This game is more entertaining that the average SEC game
>>64427740
chocolate bar for gays
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW LMAO
ts all tied up now
>>64427758
Hello non-American friends
I'll assume you're all new here as not one of you has followed the standard procedure for when an American makes a post/thread about football. Allow me to teach you how to deal with this situation in the future.
So you've encountered a confused and angry American posting inane and dangerous opinions on a subject they know nothing about? don't panic and don't try to educate them as you will only encourage them to continue. All you need to do is reply to them with the three short lines of text below and you will improve /sp/ for not only yourself but everybody else as well.
>That flag
>This topic
Opinion discarded.
If its not just an American post within a football related thread but an actual football related thread started by an American, just change the third line of text from "Opinion discarded." to "Opinion discarded, thread closed and hidden.".
If you've accidently read an American post/thread about football and find yourself in agreement with what they have posted, remind yourself of the infinite monkey theorem and follow the standard procedure.
Feel free to save this post to teach other new friends in the future and remember... only YOU can prevent Americans ruining football.
>>64427740
chocolate bar in a triangle-log shape
it's slightly better than generic hershey's
Quads and Mid Tennessee wins by 30
>>64427766
Why can't any College teams defend against the throw to black player and run fast offence /sp/?
>>64427771
Are you retarded?
>>64427766
Shut up Azir
>>64427766
JUST
>>64427740
Ask this question on /v/ [spoiler] you probably shouldn't [/spoiler]
>>64427799
Elaborate.
>>64427798
you don't want to watch defense, and neither does anyone else in this thread
we watched a defensive display yesterday in San Diego and no one enjoyed it but the Buncofags (me 2bh)
These people want dingers
Why are there no football games tomorrow?
Why must we be stuck with basketball only?
>>64427850
Because Jesus was black
>>64427850
have you considered spending time with your family?
>>64427827
people didnt enjoy that game because it was so one sided
>>64427860
No. I moved to the complete other side of the country to avoid them.
>>64427827
Big gains/scores are less exciting when they happen every 2 minutes.
Sacks and 3rd/4th down conversion attempts are a couple of examples of exciting plays that are caused by good defence.
>>64427859
Jesus was Jewish
>>64427827
>>64427874
Just to add, only casuals and women think all-out offensive football (or any sport) is better.
>>64427874
I think it's just harder to play defense than offensive in football.
But they should lighten up on pass interference so receivers need to work harder for their receptions.
>family gatherings
I'd rather be in a car accident
my family are the very height of autism
>>64427850
Because basketball jews and football jews agreed to divy christmas/thanksgiving between basketball and football
INT
>>64427910
>that one cousin who thinks jews did 9/11 and keeps pushing his shit on everyone
So awkward. It's like /pol/ in real life.
>that retarded QB play
>just tossing it up to be intercepted
wtf
>>64427869
Oh come on senpai I go to my mom's house every year since I moved out 10 yrs ago and literally a trip to my mom's on Christmas Eve / Day is just an all 18 hour open bar.
I'll puke my guts tomorrow morning though. Ho, ho, hooooo.....
>>64427900
>they should lighten up on pass interference so receivers need to work harder for their receptions
they should, but they won't
>>64427888
as our wise shitposting friend pointed out, wide open offense attracts a broader audience
>>64427939
>attracts a broader audience
thank you, that's exactly my point
only edgy serious handegg fags care about defensive struggles
>>64427929
that over is starting to look a little questionable going into this second half
wondering if western broncos are going to have anything left in the tank
>>64427939
The sad thing is most people can't tell the difference between groupings and formations let alone an 11 package vs a 22.
DAT STOP
short again
>>64427973
>le I'm such a more intelligent football viewer than you
*tips fedora*
How many people are at this game?
>>64427990
your mum says that every night
>>64428004
actual fans?
i doubt many people make short notice plans for the bahamasb or hawaiib owl
that's usually a family vacation sort of thing
>>64428004
probably a few hundred, maybe a few thousand
the main thing is the cost. this time a year a lot of people from Canada, the Northern US, Europe, China, S.Korea, and Japan travel to the Bahamas to avoid the winter. Feb-April and Sept-Nov are the best times to go.
>>64427933
So is mine, but it comes with a bartender that gives disapproving looks and talks about family history of alcoholism every 5 minutes
>>64427933
ayyyy sounds /comfy/, that's my plan for the next two days. cheers friend.
>>64427968
Overs should be fine. I'd say at least 80% chance to win.
Already more than half way, and this game appears to be filled with errors and bad defence. Often plenty of scores as time condenses near half time (and later full time) so we'll see how it is at half time.
>>64428005
I'm not sure whos being insulted here
>>64428043
Tfw this is literally me right now except in not a shork
Nice catch.
>>64428046
yeah I think you're right, I retract that previous statement, this spaghetti train just got rolling
>Is tom flacco elite?
And will we ever see a pick 6 this game?
Damn he ded
>>64428052
we all are, Anon
all of us and our filthy whore Mother's
>>64428077
we will see some interceptions but no pick 6's
>>64428086
My moms a Virgin
Cons: I have to go to the office tomorrow.
Pros: I got 2 tickers for the UNC-Baylor and Michigan-Florida game (I live in Orlando)
Traffic should be good though
>>64428101
Sweet Deliah!!
>>64428101
Jesus, please stop ISIS instead of posting on 4chan
>>64428102
Tfw want to go to citrus bowl but tickets are too fucking expensive
>>64428102
post pics in the thread during the game
>>64428114
The Florida game got sold out in less than 24 hours.
>>64428117
I haven't been in a while, but last time I was there internet sucked. But we're going to tailgate in our office's parking garage so I'll post those lame pics.
The renovations are nice though. Citrus Bowl used to be a fucking dump.
Will >we have a scoreless quarter at all for either team in this game?
>that The Forest commercial
I got it on mute, thought it was just a really edgy commercial for batteries or flashlights
>>64428150
who knows
it's the bahamasb owl, /sp/artan, anything can happen and probably will
>>64428148
Yeah and stubhub tickets are out the ass. I might see if I can get a deal te morning of
Nice defense Broncos
>not good enough, do it again!!!
of course theres a flag
>>64428168
Ya, there will be plenty of brothers that live nearby the stadium that will have tickets. If you get there early they MIGHT give you a fair price. Remember, you can park downtown and take the Lynx shuttle to the stadium.
I'd go for the UNC-Baylor game since Florida fans will probably flood in.
>3rd and anal
wew
Finally a sack
>Stockstill
that a good name to describe his close quarters game
NICE MUFF
based fumble
points now please
Holy shit, nice play.
>No Japan Bowl,since there's ones in the 90s
C'mon NCAA renew those interests in Asia since popularity has been strong for the last couple of years.
>>64428295
western michigan ball
Is it just me or does the Western M coach look like an agent from The Matrix?
>>64428327
I can see it
>>64428327
he looks like elijah wood dressed up like a football coach desu
Only reason I'm watching UC vs SDSU is because I need something to do before midnight mass. We're about to get anally blasted.
I love small game and small bowl commentary.
It's more real instead of feeling manufactured.
>>64428346
>elijah wood
What the fuck happened to him after LoTR?
>>64428363
he's independently wealthy
what would you do?
>>64428363
He was a lead actor on the tv show wilfred
nice catch
got damn this game is full of action
WHERE THE PPINTS AT??
sacked
Why does Middle Ten have Watusi tribal witch doctor for a head coach??
well I'm going to go pick up a cake
60% chance now imo
>>64428434
Fruitcake?
Was it a good one, /spee/??
>>64428483
Got a 9/10 blonde gf so it worked out
I hope santa gives TAMU a QB and an OC.
HALOWEEN ON CHRISTMAS EVE?
WHAT THE FUCK OP DID YOU EVEN FUCKING THINK? ITS FUCKING DECEMBER YOU FUCKING MORON.
>>64428590
>he doesn't watch the nightmare before Xmas today
>>64428548
pics plx ;_;
>>64428590
>living in a nation where defaming Santa Claus is a capital offense
>>64428731
Kek everyone's always shocked when they see
Tfw can't fuck this up or I'll kill myself
LAND DRAGON
STRAYA ON LIFE SUPPORT
MICHIGAN
>>64428443
yessssss
>>64428749
just remember that relationships are all about the girl
you are effectively becoming an autonomous drone
attach yourself and become one
>>64428790
I've already deleted the word no from my vocabulary
>this band
this all seems in order
>>64428817
Stanford band btfo
**OFFICIAL CFB P5 UNIFORM POWER RANKINGS**
Moderate to Severe Autism Edition
**Elder God Tier**
1. Michigan
2. Notre Dame
3. USC
4. Ohio State
5. Texas
**Great Tier**
6. Penn State
7. LSU
8. Michigan State
9. Alabama
10. Oklahoma
11. Nebraska
12. Clemson
13. Auburn
14. Iowa
15. Georgia
16. Tennesee
17. Florida State (Previously elder god tier until Nike fucked it up)
18. Oregon
19. Florida
**Good Tier**
20. Virginia Tech
21. Boston College
22. Pittsburg
23. Ole Miss
24. Kansas State
25. Wisconsin
26. Minnesota
27. Stanford
28. North Carolina
29. Washington
**Okay Tier**
30. Oklahoma State
31. Texas A&M
32. Colorado
33. North Carolina
34. South Carolina
35. Miami (Previously great tier until Adidas fucked it up)
36. TCU
37. North Carolina State
38. Vanderbilt
39. Arizona State
40. UCLA (Previously elder god tier until Adidas fucked it up)
41. California
42. Baylor
43. Duke
**Questionable Tier**
44. Northwestern
45. Illinois
46. Mississippi State
47. Iowa State
48. Arizona
49. Utah
50. Purdue
51. Washington State
52. Oregon State
53. Virginia
54. West Virginia
55. Arkansas
56. Georgia Tech
57. Texas Tech
58. Indiana
**Ugly Tier**
59. Rutgers
60. Kentucky
61. Missouri
62. Syracuse
**JUST Tier**
63. Maryland
64. Kansas
65. Louisville
>>64428851
Bretty gud actually
>all these god damn commercials
The Sooners are losing to Tennessee
>>64429018
>>64429018
>>>/cbb/
Are you lost?
scaaaaaaar
>a tie game again
>straya still needs 16 points
>>64428851
if texas and OSU are in elder god bama should be too
>>64428444
No its a birthday cake
>>64428851
somebody do group of five
>>64429157
Glad you made it back safe senpai
>>64428483
It had some ups and downs
>>64429157
you're throwing Jesus a birthday party?
seems a little unconventional, but what the hell
is it a surprise? should I hide? -_-
>>64429169
thanks
>that run speed
jesus those slave legs
>>64428483
graduated college got a job
no gf though
8/10
>>64429185
No my mom was born on christmas so we by her a cake. We also have to get her christmas and birthday presents
>9 points to go
>Straya is elated and cumming buckets
Watcha gonna buy with all them dollarydoos??
dont the bahamas not even have any popeyes restaurants
>>64429218
Prob some tendies
>>64429213
hey cool
I have an uncle that's a christmas baby, and an aunt who was born on Feb 29th of a leap year
>>64429213
buy*
>>64429236
is your aunt still underage?
>what the fuck?
>is the western michigan coach vaping?
oh... it's just a pen
>>64429260
only theoretically
>>64429154
No
you cunts get in the second row and shut fuck up, entitled fucks
>>64428851
why the fuck is louisville at the bottom senpai?
1. Are we gonna have a wild finish like last year?
2. Why is there a football field in the Bahamas?
tfw youre home for the holidays and you run into the guy from high school who works at best buy but thinks hes going to have a career as a white rapper and hes been recording his shitty ass songs for like 5+ years and he was always a real piece of shit to everyone and you get to passive aggressively rub it in his face that you have a real job now and hes still working on that community college degree
>>64428773
>>64427368
>>64427368
>>64427368
>9 more points
>>64428851
Arkansas on the bottom of the questionable tier.
>triggered
>>64428851
Not bad, but I think Penn State definitely needs to be in the top tier. I also (still) disagree with the opinion that a program's uniform is instantly better if they're a blueblood or a historic program (let's face it, Nebraska's uniform isn't that great and definitely shouldn't be significantly higher than Wisconsin). Colorado and North Carolina are also WAY too low.
>>64429338
1 yes
2) I think its a soccer or rugby field normally
why do most teams all put their names in block letters on the front. I kind of like teams that don't
>>64429338
[1] Of course, is the Baha Mamab Owl
[2] It's on Olympic stadium, multi purpose. I think their soccer team plays here normally
Kyler Murray will transfer to OU starting in the spring. Thoughts?
How good will OU be in 2016 with Mayfield, Mixon, and Perine returning and getting Baylor and OKst at home? The only hurdle to repeating as Big XII champs in tOSU but they get them in Norman as well.
>Thank Popeyes for giving these kids the opprotunity
No wonder a two piece combo cost $7 where I live. This is how they pay for this shit
>>64429342
You should tell him how you take a name and try to make an identity on an anonymous Russian timberweaving forum because of how starved you are for social interaction and acknowledgment, that'll put him right in his place
>mfw a "real" job doesn't pay enough to be able to buy friends
this shootout
>>64429401
Who gives a shit they play in the meme 12
>>64429401
The biggest obstacle for OU is, has been, and will continue to be, OU giving a fuck. If they get complacent they shit the bed faster than any other team in the country.
>>64429407
>Going to Popeye's on any day but Tuesday
>>64429401
they're taking the >usXII next year
no question, they have a stable full of replacements for every dude leaving this year
>>64429357
Congrats m8. Unless there's a 1-point safety, the over was just guaranteed.
>>64429324
>"chrome"
>unreadable letters and numbers
>Bowl game in the Bahamas
We need to go farther east.
Bowl games in China/Indonesia when?
>>64429490
>chrome
this is the cancer that is killing /cfb/
>>64429490
What the fuck? Is that Lville's new traditional/normal uni?
>>64429492
there are talks of bowl games in Ireland and Dubai
>>64429492
i think theres gonna be one in dubai
>>64429507
Isn't there a game in Ireland next season?
>>64429492
Dublin will probably be the next one. I went to ND/Navy game there a couple years ago and there was actually a lot of people there, both Irish and Americans.
>>64429507
>>64429517
they've done Ireland before
must've been strange for all the Irish that aren't familiar w/ ND
>fighting irish
>school named after a catholic french cathedral
>>64429517
its still TBD
That's the Over
>>64429444
>The biggest obstacle for OU is, has been, and will continue to be, OU giving a fuck. If they get complacent they shit the bed faster than any other team in the country.
hurts mayne, hurts cause its true
>>64428851
Lifelong Husky here. If move us way down. I'm talking shit tier. The old unis were great, but the new ones are just awful.
BLUE RAIDERS GETTING BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
THE MIDWEST WINS AGAIN
THE SOUTH LOSES AGAIN
>>64429357
OVER GETTING BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>64429670
These ones? I actually like these UW unis
PHIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>64429670
You guys should go back to these desu
>>64429744
>>64429748
this desu
love these unis
>no homo
you let me down MT
MIDDLE TENN IMPLODING
>>64429744
The purple and gold combo looks almost decent. The new whites and blacks are just trash.
They clearly tried to copy Oregon and looks new and flashy, but just failed.
>>64428851
>Wisconsin that low
>Nebraska that high
nigga they have like the same uniform
>>64429805
The N makes a huge difference
>>64429801
ew
I'd ditch the black uni altogether and mix the white up w/ the purple jersey 2bh
toss that white jersey into the classic combo
>>64429801
The blacks look okay too me as well, but the ones I saw didn't have those purple sleeves. All the ones in that pic look pretty horrible. Are those identical to the ones they wore this season or just concept renders?
>>64429748
>>64429744
My biggest complaint is with the all blacks. Just two years before, they had rolled out an all black gettup and it's was fucking sexy, pic related. Now the new ones are terrible.
>>64429771
Thanks for saving my oc, huskybro
>>64429805
>we bluebloods
this right here is why these games are worth it
Fuck everyone who Only wants 4-6 bowls
>>64429824
Nope, those are exactly what they wore.
>>64428851
>tfw undisputed blueblood AND Elder God Tier unis
great game
see ya'll in about four hours or so
>>64429858
Those are pretty bad then. I remember seeing one all-black variant with Price/Sankey that I thought looked good
>>64429878
see ya
>kyler murray transferring to OU
should have taken Allen Tbh
>>64428851
Move Ohio State ot of Elder God tier and put in Bama, that throwback number font is sexy as hell
>>64427601
As with 99% of these maps, this one is shit. I live in Washington and I can't remember the last time I ever saw someone with an airhead.
Clearly they wanted states to be unique, otherwise you'd probably see snickers of m&ms on every state.
>>64429324
Are you fucking serious?
>>64429373
This. Penn State's uniforms are the best, Ohio State is clearly only in because of the blueblood status, and if Ohio State doesn't stick with a traditional home and away uniform then that should be thrown out the window.
UNC's new uniforms that use the argyle are genius and I'm surprised it took this long to do
>fell asleep
>wake up and see score
>Official Pokemon Evolution-Chain Power Rankings
>[Top Tier]
1. Gastly/Haunter/Gengar
2. Dratini/Dragonair/Dragonite
3. Growlithe/Arcanine
4. Lapras
5. Snorlax
6. Abra/Kadabra/Alakazam
7. Eevee/Vaporeon/Jolteon/Flareon
8. Chansey
9. Scyther
10. Pidgey/Pidgeotto/Pidgeot
11. Clefairy/Clefable
12. Aerodactyl
>[Breddy Cool Tier]
13. Seel/Dewgong
14. Rhyhorn/Rhydon
15. Nidoran/Nidorino/Nidoking
16. Kangaskhan
17. Squirtle/Wartortle/Blastoise
18. Cubone/Marowak
19. Electabuzz
20. Magmar
21. Pinsir
22. Slowpoke/Slowbro
>[Still Cool Tier]
23. Lickitung
24. Magikarp/Gyarados
25. Farfetch'd
26. Sandshrew/Sandslash
27. Krabby/Kingler
28. Tauros
29. Geodude/Graveller/Golem
30. Kabuto/Kabutops
31. Omanyte/Omastar
32. Charmander/Charmeleon/Charizard
33. Nidoran/Nidorina/Nidoqueen
>[Okay Tier]
34. Horsea/Seadra
35. Hitmonlee/Hitmonchan
36. Psyduck/Golduck
37. Poliwag/Poliwhirl/Poliwrath
38. Bellsprout/Weepinbell/Victreebel
39. Porygon
40. Meowth/Persian
41. Machop/Machoke/Machamp
42. Mankey/Primeape
43. Bulbasaur/Ivysaur/Venusaur
44. Ditto
45. Vulpix/Ninetails
46. Onix
47. Spearow/Fearow
48. Goldeen/Seaking
49. Ponyta/Rapidash
50. Mr. Mime
51. Exeggcute/Exeggutor
>[Kinda Lame But Understandable If You Like One Or Two Of These Tier]
52. Caterpie/Metapod/Butterfree
53. Weedle/Kakuna/Beedrill
54. Staryu/Starmie
55. Ekans/Arbok
56. Oddish/Gloom/Vileplume
57. Tangela
58. Drowzee/Hypno
59. Shellder/Cloyster
60. Tentacool/Tentacruel
61. Venonat/Venomoth
62. Jigglypuff/Wigglytuff
63. Voltorb/Electrode
64. Koffing/Weezing
65. Diglett/Dugtrio
66. Grimer/Muk
67. Doduo/Dodrio
.
.
.
>[JUST Tier]
9001. Jynx
9002. Zubat/Golbat
9003. Paras/Parasect
9004. Magnemite/Magneton
9005. Rattata/Ratticate
>>64430269
>Exeggutor that low
Pleb
>>64430313
exeggutor is one of the goat stoner pokes
>>64430269
Where the fuck is Articuno
>>64430333
>legendaries
Were you that kid whos team was Charizard, Gyarados, the 3 birds and Mewtwo?
>post your team and your favorite and least favorite player your team has ever had.
>Tennessee
>pic related
>Tyler Bray
>>64430269
>150
>>64430392
>>64430392
>Michigan
>who else?
>Brendan Gibbons
>>64430392
>>64430269
>9001. Jynx
Nigga you fucked now
http://www.soonersports.com/ViewArticle.dbml?DB_OEM_ID=31000&ATCLID=210599187
Kyler cucks Kyle
>>64430392
>Favorite:: Kellen Moore
>Least:: Image related
>>64431057
Kek I fuck so many people over with dry skin jynx
>>64431276
Is he even worth it? sounds like his dad wants him to play baseball since he's too short to cut it as a real nfl qb
>>64431627
Maybe if he learns how to pass. Right now he's a one trick pony that any decent defense can stop.
>>64431627
well how mobile is he?
>>64430269
is this the post /sp/ has been waiting for?
>>64431989
supposedly he's super fast best case for him I'm thinking is pat white
>>64432064
well I looked the kid up and he has the the same height as russell wilson but I've never seen the kid play so I cant compare playing styles
>>64432108
well I only saw him play vs auburn and I believe he was coming off a great week where he made his 1st start, he played like shit vs auburn forced a lto of throws and threw a ton of picks.
he is only a freshman who idk how he will develop for sure has issues passing the ball tho
>>64432138
He could probably grow and inch or 2 by the time he declares. Reads like he better hope that Oklahoma has some good QB coaches that can teach him to pass.
Sorry senpai but I'll watch Chargers @ Raiders instead of Hawaii Bowl.
>>64427601
>Shit taste
Oregon
California
Hawaii
Wyoming
Texas
Minnesota
Kentucky
Tennessee
South Carolina
Florida
New York
Maryland
Vermont
New Hampshire
>Acceptable taste
Washington
Nevada
Arizona
New Mexico
Colorado
Kansas
Iowa
Alabama
Georgia
Ohio
Washington DC
Delaware
>Good taste
Montana
Utah
Nebraska
Arkansas
Missouri
Mississippi
Virginia
Indiana
>Patrician taste
Alaska
Idaho
North Dakota
South Dakota
Oklahoma
Louisiana
Wisconsin
Michigan
Illinois
North Carolina
Pennsylvania
New Jersey
Connecticut
Rhode Island
Massachusetts
Maine
HAWAIIB OWL GET IN HERE
here we go senpai
>the cincy of natti
>35 people in the stadium
No more than 20 bowls please.
>>64433003
Fuck off the more the merrier. These kids get to go to Hawaii for probably the only time in their lives
>>64433003
I say we have two tourneys, the big Champy bracket and then a consolation bracket
BIG
BLACK
SURFBOARDS
Fuck my fucking life
>>64433048
why?
DED
