Will he win the ballon d'or?
...or will it be Messi
...or Neymar?
>>64426789
>'Neymar's' kid
Gets me everytime. You'd think the would notice something is off.
Why is Messi's kid so fat?
>>64426819
He's high test
>>64426819
Sprite and cheese pizza
>>64426774
>tfw the Messi's will continue to dominate football for the forseeable future.
>>64426741
I fear for that child.
>>64426869
Just like the Cruyff's, right?
>>64426774
Why are Catholics so idolatrous?
I wonder if Messi's children will have an Argentinian accent as thick as him. I mean, he's been here since he was 13 or something, and he still speaks like he is in Rosario.
>>64426881
that's only latin americans, they are crazy religious
>>64426876
Cruyff sucked so I don't see the connection.
>>64426807
His babymomma is blond
>>64426935
>this flag
>this topic
>>64427004
Blonde is a recessive gene, so is white skin. They will not appear unless both alleles are blonde and white which we know neymar wont have being a typical favela monkey.
The kid isnt his
>>64427038
Both my parents are dark haired and I'm blond. Do you mean they both had blonde ancestors?
>>64427057
You were adopted
>>64427068
ofc, that's why I literally had the same face as my father as a child, only he was dark haired
>>64426895
>they are crazy religious
no, we aren't.
>>64427099
Keep deluding yourself if it makes you feel better senpai
>>64427105
Yah you are faggot
>>64426774
christ, that kid is a literal clone of him
>>64427154
Keep scoring on yourself if it makes you feel better Andaranik Eskandarian
>>64427154
adoption here works only with third world countries like yours, people adopt chinese, african, russian etc. Well, not like yours, because who would want a fucking mudslime
>>64426741
Is this normal in Europe? I think I'm gonna move there if it is..,.
>>64427205
>Literally the niggers of Europe talking shit about third world countries and mudslimes
Now I have seen everything
>>64427162
Only as social capital. Otherwise they dont give a shit and are as drunk and adulterous as any other man in the world. If not even more.
>>64427250
>the niggers of Europe
I'm a Catalan, lad
>GDP per capita, Catalonia: 36.787$
>GDP per capita, Iran: 5.165$
wew, lad, do you live in a mud hut, or something?
>>64427372
>I'm a Catalan
glorified gypsies 8bh
>>64426774
I don't see the same spark in the kid, this is going to end badly.
>>64427412
>gypsies
I wonder how you came to that conclusion
hi is this the TSU thread?
>>64427422
dat visionary stare.
He was destined to be the goat from the day he was born.
>>64427038
>>64427057
my father is black haired in a family with several blue eyed blonde people, he got a negro woman pregnant, the kid came out a blonde mulatto.
My mother is a natural blonde, so was her father, her mother is a brunette. I came out blonde.
Either I live surrounded by cuckery or blonde genetics are more complicated than that.
>>64427412
catalans are a mix of white people from the pyrenees and moors from the mediterranean, only made worse by the working class andalusian invasion during the blossoming of Barcelona as an industrial city, and the recent muslim invasion that has them at almost 10% muslim population
>>64427456
Subscribed
>>64427456
no one cares
1. Andrés Cuccittini
2. da Silva Santos
3. dos Santos Aveiro
>>64426741
Did they fuck?
>>64427038
Glorious mixed genes m8
>>64427057
Your father got WHITE'D and your mother probably does have white ancestors. Or you were adopted. Either way your "parents" are lying to you. Sorry, it's called science.
>>64428339
Of course, Ronaldo is a well known pedo.
>>64426741
Is this one of those 100% straight things straight males do that girls simply don't understand?
>>64426895
Messi isn't even religious
Jesus is these days a pop-culture figure, like Che Guevara
>>64428425
no this is one of those 100% gay things that closest homo's do that some girls probably have done as well
>>64426741
Did he fuck that boy?
>>64428522
>>64428478
>>64428421
>>64428339
That's his son, you sick fucks
>>64428556
Like that's ever stopped a pedo before.
Suarez deserves it more than any of them.
>>64428556
>implying he didnt
>>64428556
He's a pedo and he got a son complex why do you think he always "meeting" middle eastern boys who look like his son.
>>64426741
Like gay father like gay son
>>64427038
>le white genes are revessive meme!
>its true cause my libcuuck professor told me so!
t. cück
>>64427422
>>64426774
Please nigger do you not see that autistic stare? He is Messi all over.
>>64427372
>Catalan
Where's your flag mate? Don't see it.
You are Spanish.
>>64427205
>mudslime
>Population was cucked by Moors and Arabs
Yeah sure is mudslime
W-what's going on here, guys?
>>64429577
jesus christ theres no way this guy doesent think dicks are delicious
>>64426741
what the fuck is this shit
>>64429652
>I cant stop fantasizing about Ronaldo so he's gay
do you know "watts" on eurosport ?
they show it for 5 hours today, i watched it a little bit with my dad and they showed TSUUUUU for 5 times in one episode, always for 1 second
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>64429855
>someone badmouthed my soccerfu, better come white knight him like the little faggot that I am
>>64426741
>>64426774
>Penaldo's son
Tanned, low bf, trendy haircut
>Messi's son
Autistic, fat, manboobs, retarded haircut.
>>64427372
at least that mudslime can post with his own flag, while you're being cucked by castilians.
>>64427456
upboat
>>64426774
Kek, thought that was a bellend on Messi's arm.
>>64427038
>Your understanding of genetics
Please stop.
>>64430291
>Messi's son
Mom
>Penaldo's son
No mom
>>64427858
I got 3 (you)s out of it so yeah, people care
>>64427422
I wonder if at that moment he knew that 26 years later he'd be playing the World Cup final, with a freekick chance against Manuel Neuer.
>>64426741
I don't think so but at least he's got a better chance that that guy on the right.
Nice feet
>>64427038
For anyone who is stupid. Neymar has a recessive gene for blond and a dominant gene for brown. He can pass down the recessive blond gene even though what shows up in him is the dominant brown gene.
>>64426741
Yo wtf kind of relationship is this they sleepin together butnaked
>>64429035
>just figuring this out
Come on anon this is first hand knowledge
LEAVE RONALDO ALONE!
>>64427250
Fucking this. Iranbro gets it
>>64430738
> "in my mind this is normal"
>I really, really like women, guys
mods
>>64433490
Are you so insecure about your sexuality and getting a boner that you can't hang around shirtless men?
>Messi is 28 years old, a multimillionaire, world-renowned, owns beach properties, has 2 kids, fucks his gf every night, full head of hair, fit
>I'm 27 years old, no job, have 2 friends, homeless, most expensive thing i own is a watch, have no kids, no gf to fuck every night, and my hairline is receding
I have one year to catch up with him, where do I start?
>>64433570
stop coming here
someone post the gif of him seeing his teammates boner plz
>>64433560
> insecure because I don't want men to play with my dick
see
>>64430211
>>64427004
and the dad isnt neymar
>>64433621
You're so gay, it's hilarious. You're a closet case
>>64433627
He's a cuck
>>64430628
>>64433436
>>64433637
> everybody who doesn't worship men cocks are closet gays
anon have you had your fill of cocks today?? You know if you haven't your a closet gay.
>>64433718
Come out of the closet already, bro
>yfw raising another mans child
>>64433677
>>64427250
Topkek
>>64433570
hey, at least you got some friends
i dont
:(
>>64433613
>>64426819
Because he's literally an infant
>>64433923
WHITE'D
how come nerman junior junior is white?
>>64433923
That's not his babby momma.
t. NIDF
>>64426807
>neymars kid is whiter than ronaldos or messis
Why is it always germans who make CP related posts? Is CP legal there or something?
>>64433923
Are you fucking stupid?
Bruna never got pregnant, that's not her child
>>64426881
>Heathen detected
Neymar and messi look innocuous in those photos. Ronaldo, not so much
>>64433923
Bruna is not the mom.
>>64426774
Based Messi tops him even at the the game of having a functional family.
How can one man be so goat?
>>64440249
RARE FALG
A
R
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>>64440262
welcome to spee bro
>>64433809
>>>64433677the one above is black as fuck while Neymar is a mulatto tbf
>>64433809
Nerman is handsome for a favela hue
>>64440357
he's not from a favela. He's a spoiled rich kid.
>>64427038
>brit edumucation
>>64440378
He looks favelish
>>64440246
>Nerman dumped this 17 year old pussy
Should have procreated desu
>>64440448
There are plenty of women like that in Huezil, m8
>>64426789
Is the water 3 feet deep?
>>64440469
Why are all Brasilian girls so thick...
>>64433923
Wife´s son
>>64440752
It is the same for most women in South America, except Peru, Bolivia and Chile maybe. Unfortunately though, desire for that curvaceous body type has also incited a disgusting trend for plastic surgery.
>>64441048
>disgusting trend
wait til western feminism comes to Latin America and all our women just settle for being fat landwhales.
>>64441238
that will not happen, latin america is oversexualized women will always be our sexual pets, nothing close to a human.
>>64441256
Argentina already has the most violent feminists in probably the World. they actually attack catholic churches.
>>64433570
>have two friends
I have none. I'll be spending another new year alone.
>>64441268
Argentina is white
>>64427372
No you're Spanish you fool. Look at that flag boy.
>>64441524
Hey Colombian bro, if I went to colombia to purely fuck women like this how would I do so?
>>64441505
Same here desu. At least I'm not that old and everything will get better r-right?
>>64441938
If you're not a chicano or a manlet guess you'll be covered in pussy, if you have money is guaranteed (watch out, it can be dangerous).
>>64441960
Define "money", nigga. So I just show up and start speaking English, and instantly will attract hoes?
>>64442002
Mmm, yeah, let me explain.
Free pussy:
Normal whores, 4/10 faces, 8/10 bodies, you can attract them just with english talking and shitty spanish HOLA SENORITA and stupid shit like that. You can access to this women only in mid class areas.
Normal pussy: 7/10 faces, 9/10 bodies, whores, like to get drunk, like order expensive drinks (you'll pay), and fancy motels (you'll pay), quality pussy, BUT, you better watch out, sometimes these bitches are being used by their pimp bfs, and will want to make you pay twice for a drink, or even use drugs in your drink to steal every single penny (organs in the worst case scenario)
Expensive pussy: Escorts, 10/10, totally secure, they have fancy places and with champagne, ($1k at least)
Colombia is a place with hot dummies, hot rats, and hot escorts.
>>64427038
>>64426807
Don't you know how genetics works??
His mother skin is lighter than him even with a tan, and his father is darker then him...
The mother of his child is blonde.
And do you think that a millionaire player won't do a DNA test?
>You will never kiss your child
>>64442094
1000 dollars in pussy bro. Damn dude, so just sit in motels and fiend for hoes? Why don't I just go to the brothels? Normal pussy sounds hella dangerous man, lol.
>>64426774
Damn Messi got hot what happened? Would bang.
>>64433923
Neymar got cucked hard by BIG WHITE DICK
This is not the mother of his child
this is>>64440246
>>64442094
Tfw I got normal pussy in Medellin for a couple of guaro bottles
Absolutely recommended brah
>>64433809
The diference is that this guy is full black, and neymar already is mixed.
So his son has a mixed dad and white mother..
>>64442120
I would dribble his mom's butt if you sniff my draft
>>64442128
>wtf
this will not end well
Does that kid scream TSUUUUUUU when he's having ball slapping sex
>>64442128
Fucking hell what is wrong with this guy? Look at the black stare from his kid too.
>>64430460
This
>>64442128
lel i remember espee getting all upset when this just happened a couple of months ago
this very natural in some families and your own upbringing and judgmets dont matter. This man is happy and lets his son know. I wish my dad was still around, i would probably kiss him like this myself (usually it's the other way around, it's the older family member who do this to the younger one)
>>64426741
How it should be
>Best player 2015: Suarez
>Best manager 2015: Sampaoli
How it will be
>Best player 2015: Messi
>Best manager 2015: Lucho Enrique
>>64444553
We all assumed it was normal for Belgium, but watching how somebody else does it is disgusting. You have to understand us.
>>64441938
coudn't you go to Eastern Europe and get hotter women?
>>64444574
>found the river plate fan
>>64427105
yes we are you silver medal cuck
>>64444597
God no I'd kill myself rather than support riber
Keep trying
>>64433677
Did he grow up in a favela?
>>64433809
Neymars sons albino dip shit
>>64446350
oh you want fake asses?
Why do i love latin women, nothin exciting for me here. Gotta move to south america, and probably get killed in the first week.
>>64446570
It's fake? No way dude.
>>64447316
Latin women look very pretty until age 25. After 25, they get fat and become your stereotypical fat Latina.
>>64440354
still not the father
>>64442120
hes that desperate to be white, clearly the kid is not his
see >>64433760
>>64426741
No because his son looks like a monkey.
>>64447316
Just stay out of the no go areas and you'll be swimming in pussy m8
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