What is the difference between an English tea and the English football team? An English tea stays in the cup longer!
haha
Lel
hahaha
Meine Seiten are blitzed
ho ho haha
ja ja ja
>>64426541
>mfw England BTFO of Estonia in the Euro groups and they're still mad
100% win ratio la
I like it
hahaha
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ENGLAND BTFO
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>>64426541
Estonia's only participation in a tournament was the 1924 Summer Olympics in Paris, where the team lost 1–0 to the United States. The team were coached by Hungarian Ferenc Konya, also being their first ever manager. The Americans scored the only goal of the game in the 15th minute, being a penalty by Andy Straden.
England on poo in looicide watch
haha great joke friend
i'll have to think one up for you!
excellent thread.
>>64426541
Lol Estonia, at least I can find England on a map
>>64428456
american education everyone
heh
I get it, because tea is pretty hot to drink right away
hahha
>>64426541
I think you meant teabag not tea
As in I like to teabag your mum
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>national team is average as fuck but everyone else is still obsessed
feels good to be great british
lool
My sides
Ayy lmao
>>64426541
What is the difference between England and Estonia's GDP per capita? €24,457.
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Tea is drank in like what.. 10 minutes? A match lasts longer than that and its impossible to be out of a competition in 1 game regardless.. so you are wrong.
top lel
upvoted ;)
>>64428741
czech republic..
>>64428751
nice world cup
>>64426541
Heh. Estonia? More like Bestonia.
>>64428760
Sing with me
>>64428751
i'm not a south american nigger from a country with a gdp per capita (£9800) that someone can earn cleaning toilets part time in britain. i'm pretty good actually m8.
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>>64428760
>>64428832
kek btfo
Isn't the joke teabag? Is that the joke, that it was told wrong?
>>64428806
>Not really m8. Good job. Well paid. Got my health. Loving family. A close group of good friends. Life's good my friend.
Holy shit lel hahahahahahah
Kek
Wee
Hahah
>>64428846
>>64428806
at least we are GOAT at qualification
>>64428863
1 (one) point man
hehe
>>64426541
>>64428899
>1-7
>>64428714
Estonia is way more economically sound than we are.
>>64426541
cheeky estonian bastard
>>64426541
>Drinking tea out of a cup
>tfw England, a fraction of a tiny little island, has given the world more than any country on Earth
>tfw England, a fraction of a tiny little island, invented and popularised almost all of the world's major sports
>tfw England, a fraction of a tiny little island, has won a football world cup, a rugby world cup and is #1 at cricket, as well as being the GOAT at Formula 1, has the most famous Tennis tournament in the world, is great at Golf and one of the best all time nations in the Olympics
>tfw England, a fraction of a tiny little island, has produced more great literary works, more great bands and more great people than any other nation on Earth
>tfw England, a fraction of a tiny little island, has done more for science than any other country on Earth
>tfw England, a fraction of a tiny little island, is the reason the rest of the world isn't still living in mud huts
>tfw we are all right now speaking English
>tfw almost every single person on Earth has to learn English
>tfw you won the lottery of life and were born English
>>64428858
who is this seed weed
Why can Britfags not take banter?
>>64430648
>the roll over and die attitude of Holland
Sad desu
>>64430648
why can't holland play football lol
>>64430648
literally every bit of banter about the English football team we created first
>>64430648
>english people
>the people that created banter
>cant take banter
nice try la
>>64430648
>>64430691
holland could be playing the netherlands in the WC final and they would still find a way to choke
>stable parliamentary monarchy
>unilaterally repealed the corn laws, setting the path to their great economic progress through free trade
>amassed insane amount of territory becoming the greatest empire ever by land area
>took control of the most strategic pieces of the world: Gibaltrar, Suez canal, and South Africa
>abolished slave trade in the Atlantic sea
>uses the same currency for centuries
>invented football, rugby, cricket, tennis, boxing
>won two World Wars
>BTFO the unionists and argentinians in the 80s
Why is England so perfect, bros?
>>64431239
all me
>>64431239
get out of my country pls