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http://www.brooksbaseball.net/
http://www.rosterresource.com/mlb-depth-charts/
WHERE'S
A's milf desu
first for jints
x days until spring training bros
>>64421796
THE
>>64421796
MY BURRITO
>>64421775
http://m.mlb.com/cutfour/2015/12/23/160139754/mlb-themed-christmas-carols
http://www.freshbrewedtees.com/collections/ugly-sweaters
>>64421802
PISS
>>64421819
WAIT
Royals apparently losing ground on gordon
Who was it?
>I hope she's all you wanted in a girl, anon
nth for Yankees
i've missed out on this dank scoutfu meme, what's the sitch?
only respond to this post if your team has an elite pitching rotation
>Post DG's reacton when Greinke no hits the Dodgers over and over and over again in the next 6 years.
>>64421843
trayce
>>64421828
FORGOT
>>64421863
sup
>>64421863
>>64421859
Daddy Greinke got asked out to olive garden by a future mariners scout and rejected her so he could go with a Guatemalan girl and pee in her nose
>>64421889
TRIPCODE
>>64421905
Here's the Guatemalan girl.
She's into daddy/little roleplay and likes to get fingered while getting pissed on
>>64421863
Yankees fans always bring up the past, so why stop now?
>pic related
>>64421863
>No Thor in the pic
You had one job Misutamesto
>>64421949
>Moose never won a worlds eries
If only he waited one more year man
>>64421964
Feels bad senpai. Mattingly was in the exact same boat.
>>64421950
it's v hard to find a high quality picture of them all senpai
this should mostly do it tho
>tfw niese
>tfw no wheeler
FUCK THE YANKEES
>>64421905
>>64421945
>picking crazy over stability
>turning down a girl who happily considers Olive Garden a good spot to go on a date
>>64422040
It's not a true story retard. And olive garden is trash.
>>64421975
I don't get why guys retire when they're at the top of their game. I would keep playing until I become absolute shit.
>>64421863
>>64422071
Of course Olive Garden is trash, but would you rather spend $150 on a nice night out when you could enjoy some chicken parmesan breadstick sandwiches?
>>64422071
Yeah I'm just kidding.
It was Chipotle and Guatemalan grill prefers to splash in piss inside a tub.
So is DG and Scoutfu canon now? Should I write a fanfic?
Does DG only date girls with daddy issues so he can pee on their hair?
>>64422149
Do it man. Make it holiday themed too.
>>64422113
She was white. I've never been with a latina either.
>>64422103
150 is gonna get me full with gourmet and fucked up on a bottle of pinotnoir and double Jamesons. Olive Garden wouldn't even get me laid.
>>64422149
Yes, but mention how successful scoutfu is and how he prefers fat wetbacks over qts with prosperous futures.
>>64422190
>Olive Garden wouldn't even get me laid
I don't think that's Olive Garden's fault
>>64422190
$150 will get you that if you go alone and jerk off later.
$150 at Olive Garden could buy literal tons of food.
>>64422149
Only if you add hair pissing in it.
Who are the best /mlb/ trips? Or are they all terrible?
>>64422190
>didn't refute splashing in piss inside a tub
kek
KEK
>>64422209
TY with the wicked bantz
>>64422149
Don't do it Anon. You'll end up like that one stalker on /trb/ that wrote over 100 pages of fanfic about a tripfag and him.
>>64422217
The latter.
The worst get shit on until they take a whole new identity and switch teams/trips
See:
Daddy Greinke
Heron
NORCAL
WSGS
>>64422209
Why you had to roast him so hard though sempai
>>64422190
>150 for a full gourmet meal, a bottle of wine and multiple glasses of whiskey
Where do you live that you think this will happen? Are you eating alone and having shitty wine?
>>64422259
50% off wine bottle Wednesday dinner bruv
>>64422259
He's eating with a cardboard cutout of Kershaw
>>64422295
>DG enjoys a solitary Wednesday night of fine dining, drinking, and pissing on himself in the bathtub
>>64422217
TY and Pizzabro are cool imo pb mostly bc if his dog and TY bease he roasts pissboi.
>>64422398
TexCuck has never roasted me. He tries to match by baseball knowledge and banter but can't.
Not his fault that his baseball IQ is at retard tier...
>>64422433
I beg to differ...
See>>64422209
>>64422433
He just roasted you a few posts ago.
Hey guys, I have a trivia question
This team had a 56 WS series drought, almost moved twice, and is obsessed with a larger market team that has won more WS than they have.
What team is this?
>>64422433
>baseball IQ
>a real locker room presence
>gritty
>>64422433
No one was talking to you family, this place would be 100x better without you to be real with you
>>64422457
doyers
>>64422462
A rembrandt
>>64422474
>Jeremy affeldt has 3 more rings than Clayton cuckshaw
>tfw no qt scout gf to reject and instead piss on some fat Colombian grill inside a tub
such is life as a Dodgers wetback
>>64422515
>ywn tour around Seattle and laugh at all the transsexuals with her while she talks about all these young stars and their stats
Life is unfair
>>64422433
>Actually responding to someone calling you pissboi
How much of a cuckold can you even be pissboi? Just responding to someone calling you that.
>>64422209
Lmao
Ayy /mlb/ DG responds to being called pissboi.
Just a heads up, no reason to not call him that.
>>64422209
>>64416608
Are you fucking retareded? You fucking have to be, holyshit. You can be a HoF without being as good as ruth and the others, you just aren't on the same fucking tier, its not a hard fucking concept to understand you retarded tripfag. GET IT, THERES DIFFERENT LEVELS WITHIN THAT HOF
IF YOU WERE FIELDING A HOF TEAM BIGGIO SURE AS FUCK WOULD NOT BE STARTING BUT HE STILL BELONGS IN IT
GET IT FAGGOT
>>64416658
>>64416551
Biggio played 20 years of productive baseball across multiple positions, he deserves to be in >>64412131
>>64422699
>Bringing back the subject of Biggio when it's been dead for hours
Holy shit, just drop it. You guys are more consistent with sucking his dick than he was in hitting.
>Pushing scoutfu onto DG
Real story is better
>>64422771
Pissboi rejecting a future scout to piss on a fat Colombian girl because he's a dodgers fan objectively makes his dumb daddy issues story better.
Don't tell me I'm the only one concerned about all this tripfaggotry.
Man offseason is rough.
>>64422797
Seattle anon rejecting Scoutfu to go with a Dominican slut who he didn't even fuck and later ended up having kids with some black guy is objectively a better story.
>>64422832
I agree
>>64422832
Literally the only bad tripfag is DG
>>64422832
Where did they all come from? I've seen a bunch of new tripfags posting here the last few weeks. I think they saw all the attention pissboi was getting and wanted in.
>>64422040
I think he said the girl was Dominican. Maybe he thought that she would have a better chance of working in baseball some day than the Mariners girl on the basis of ethnicity alone.
>>64422840
I didn't know she had kids with a black dude, aight I'll concede. DG had to be known as Pissboi from here on out though. Hit me up with some (You)'s if you guys agree.
>>64422832
turn on anonymize
>>64423157
then I cant filter pissboi, you dunce
>>64423157
That doesnt get rid of awful tripfags posting
>texas Yankees will never roast your life
Feels bad man
>>64422997
I agree.
who /40wins/ here?
>>64423364
90 wins for the who Sox here
>>64422209
BTFO
>>64422082
Moose was prettty bad the year previous to his 20 wins
>>64423294
Why live?
>>64423485
To watch my team be shit ;_;
we 99 now
>>64423548
if sosa/mcgwire get in, Bonds gets in
>>64423548
>Lee Smith won't get in
Shameful desu, he's got number comparable to the rest of the HOF revilers. More saves than any of them (till Hoff and Mo get in)
>>64423548
>griffey still 100%
nice
>>64423571
Wtf man Smith was overrated garbage. Would instantly be the worst player in the HOF by far
Hi guys.
Just wanted to know which starter has the lowest ERA in the live-ball era with a minimum of 1000 innings pitched.
Thanks
>>64423644
Ahahahjah..... what?
>>64423645
Roger Clemens followed by Randy Johnson via baseball reference
>>64423663
Thanks, those are some good pitchers!
But who is the one with the lowest ERA in the live-ball era? A left-hander from Texas I hear.....
>>64423663
not true btw
>>64423645
Why do you still include the 1000 IP distinction? Kershaw still beats everyone w/o it
>>64423690
The IP is used to qualify starters. That way someone doesn't say something stupid like Jose Fernández or some rookie with less than 200 innings
LOL even "Kris Bryant" is such a meme name
Like who the fuck names Kris with a K...
MEME'D THE FUCK OUT
>>64423756
rude
Rowing finally over
Someone tell my why we aren't winning the Eries this year?
>>64423685
Nolan ryan
>>64421932
PISS
>>64423548
>tfw this is the year piazza deservedly gets in
B A S E D
>>64423837
because the mets are winning it tbqh
>>64423837
Bullpen shittiness will be our biggest problem. And all these guys coming off injuries
>>64423874
Call me retarded are the asterisks numbers supposed to be WAR or what??
>>64423874
>>64423935
Is it years on their contracts? That might make more sense
>>64423837
Dipoto is an Angels plant
You clowns are going to go down in flames
I'm watching this documentary called "The Battered Bastards of Baseball"
You guys ever see this? It's about the last independent team founded in Portland against single-a teams and rekt them. It's bretty cool.
>>64423935
>>64423944
There's an article on fangraphs about this today. That's where the chart comes from
>>64423958
hello reddit
>>64423952
People here were saying he was cucking the angels and getting revenge on them until the Miley/Carson trade. Which really wasn't a bad trade. MEMES
>>64423935
>>64423944
http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/2016-zips-projections-seattle-mariners/
>>64423548
Players who use roids should not be allowed in the HoF. Period. I don't care if his numbers were good enough before hand, he still juiced that's what he will be remembered for. Personally I think that if someone is found using a PED they should have thier numbers erased and not be allowed to play in the MLB anymore. Bonds was an inspiration and a amazing player but the second he used it, he destroyed his own career. There should be no exception to players who use it otherwise, why shouldn't everyone use it?
>>64424090
What are you doing fir your baseball fix during the offseason then?
>>64424112
>>64423944
>>64423935
Rounded war. For those too lazy to tead the article
>>64424090
What is this even supposed to mean?
>>64423935
bro you almost got your username BTFO.
>>64424138
Rockbear was never leaving
>>64424133
Actual discussion about something in baseball should be on reddit, 4chan is for memes and memes only.
>>64424113
>Personally I think that if someone is found using a PED they should have thier numbers erased and not be allowed to play in the MLB anymore.
Bye Hammerin' Hank, it was nice having you in the Hall for a while.
>>64423837
fixed this
>>64424185
How will the ms disappoint their fans this year? Multiple injuries to key players? A complete collapse of the bullpen/rotation/outfield? General incompetence? Or just regular Mariners being Mariners
>>64424212
Meme up the place and finish 4th
>>64424212
Outfield collapse. They don't look terrible on paper but it wouldn't take much to be a huge mess
>>64424212
Rotation will be good. They are relying on lots of guys have bounce back years though.
>>64424226
qt guti is going to have .320 ISO again and everything will be perfect
>>64424265
>>64424265
I want guti to succeed more than anyone in mlb
>>64424265
easily the best moment of the entire season alongside kuma's no hitter
MULTIPLE
U
L
T
I
P
L
ENTRIES
>>64424283
We're talking about guti here
>>64424295
post rare gutis
>>64424307
>>64424307
is this a rare guti?
>>64424315
rare guti
Pirates sign John Jaso, 2 years - $8M.
I honestly like this team right now, a little confused by the Vogelsong signing, but I like Niese. Right now, when everyone's healthy, it looks like the lineup is going to be.
C - Cervelli
1B - Jaso
2B - Harrison
SS - Mercer
3B - Kang
LF - Marte
CF - McCutchen
RF - Polanco
SP - Cole
SP - Liriano
SP - Niese
SP - Vogelsong
SP - Locke
RP - Nicasio
RP - Medina
RP - Caminero
RP - Hughes
RP - Watson
CP - Melancon
Honestly, it doesn't look too bad. They still need a fourth outfielder after trading Broxton, but they have a lot of versatility and flexibility of the bench. Rogers, who'll most likely platoon with Jaso at first base with Morse, play a little third and RF, Rodriguez who'll play pretty much anywhere and Hanson will probably be our off-the-bench middle-infielder.
>>64424378
Gonna be interesting to watch them, not my favorite team but still a fan of them. Hopefully they can beat out the Tardnials because the cubs look untouchable right now
"A few suggestions to make baseball even better"
http://www.bostonglobe.com/sports/2015/12/22/few-suggestions-make-baseball-better/qgPHzl5lwmBNPYw6Jnj62H/story.html
what do you guys think
>>64424378
>a little confused by the Vogelsong signing
ace in the hole for playoff elimination games, he's some kind of magical anti-Kershaw
>>64424412
>Fix roster expansion
Sure
>The DH dilemma
Should just be DH in the NL also
>Allow celebrations
Definitely
>Eliminate the save
No. Saves are exciting. And it's one of the unique aspects of the game, which has no time limit and isn't over until the last out.
>Day postseason games
No
>Grow the game
Neat suggestion.
I would say making international baseball a lot more relevant could grow the game as well. Everyone loves world cups.
>>64424378
>but I like Niese.
he's not an ace. he's not a dumpsterfire.
he had a ridiculous streak of pitching at least 5 innings.
but he'll also give up like 3 homers in a game.
he was nasty in the playoffs in the bullpen.
>>64424407
I think they'll be as competitive as they were last year. My only concern is the rotation, but then again it was my concern last year as well.
>>64424478
That's true, I just feel like he was on-par with Morton in terms of numbers, albeit being older and cheaper.
>>64424551
I think as long as he can be a solid 3rd starter in the rotation until Glasnow or Taillon is ready, we'll be fine.
>>64424534
It's just talking about getting rid of the save as a statistic.
>>64424663
What an awful idea are you kidding?
Anyway dudes look what I just found
>>64424412
>Pitchers shouldn't have to hit
>>64425111
I agree anon
>>64425125
>Pitchers shouldn't be allowed to play baseball
>>64425190
I guess we should let every fielder have a turn pitching in a game as well
>>64425196
they are not restricted by ridiculous rules from doing so
>>64422327
http://youtu.be/zqzhC8ydk3Q
>>64424756
>he thinks kershaws era won't change the rest of his career
>>64425481
It won't retard. He is getting better and better. Projected to post an ERA bellow 1.8 if he had those 8 initial starts adjusted even to the lowest advantage. Incredible is what he is.
Please educate yourself.
>http://www.beyondtheboxscore.com/2014/8/25/6052725/clayton-kershaws-2014-season-unprecedented-universal-dominance
be sure to read the hyperlinked article in the intro!
>>64424663
No. I like the save. Fuck their bullshit and trying to streamline it. Probably the same garbage ass fucks who want to cut the season in half so it doesn't affect "muh NFL"
>>64425618
I bet you'd piss on this monstrosity.
>>64425618
>projected
Well then I guess that must be true. Isn't it funny he's regarded as the best pitcher yet he melts like ice cream under pressure?
>>64425481
Even if it his ERA grew (it won't) someone more would have to set an ERA below 2.43 in 1700 innings to take that tittle away.
The standard has been set.
Best it 8^)
And Kershaw did post a stupidly low ERA of 2.12 in 2015 with a didgusting ERA of 3.9 for 9 starts.
>>64425700
Kind of like the Dodgers as a whole. Every year it's the same shit. They pick up a couple decent players with big contracts and immediately claim that there's no way they can lose.
>easy 100+ wins
>the Eeries is ours
>Kershaw is unstoppable
After the postseason
>it was just a fluke
>it's Mattingly's fucking fault
>Magic will bring us the WS next year
>We will sign every top FA this offseason with our bottomless budget
>none of you are safe
Repeat step 1
>>64425811
Yeah but kershaw is legit. He's not a joke like the dodgers are.
>>64425930
I'm not disputing that he's a great pitcher. Kershaw should be up there in the top 5 All-Time in K's and possibly wins (depending on how long he plays and whether or not he gets injured) once his career is over. I'm just saying that the Dodgers aren't winning a WS this season.
>>64426195
>dodgers aren't winning a WS this season
Well yeah I thought this went without saying. I would be surprised if they won a WS even with kershaw.
>>64426332
I wonder what Santa will bring me tonight.
>>64426351
Kipnis injuries
>YFWTRWTWE
this year belongs to us
>>64426366
That would be awful. A whole season of Jose Ramirez? Well, maybe not awful, just disappointing.
>>64426195
>top 5 in wins
unless current baseball abandons it's innings limits and overuse of the bullpen the top 5 winningest pitchers of all time are solidified indefinitely. 20 wins in a season is a rarity any more
>>64426412
Oh I know it's rare. Hell, back in the day it wasn't unheard of for a pitcher to get 30 wins. Kershaw will be one of the few who does put up multiple 20 win seasons, I think. Again, it's all depending on how long he sticks around, too. He may not have a 20 year career, maybe not even 15. I don't know.
>>64426351
If you've been good maybe a division title?
>>64426411
I also heard Brantley might not come back until June. He's been a top 15 player this past two years
>>64426555
Trips confirm
If you're good you'll get a division title
>>64426684
>tfw wasted trips on someone else
>>64426382
The who's?
MOVES WHEN
SOMEBODY SIGN GORDON
GIVE CESPEDES A CONTRACT YOULL REGRET IN THE MORNING
TRADE XANDER BOGAERTS
FUCKING ANYTHING
>>64427080
Cespedes to Detroit
Gordon to white sox
Upton to ?
>>64427111
If Cespedes does go to Detroit they'll actually be a decent team. Still can't see them winning the division though. Maybe a 2nd WC spot though.
>>64427186
I disagree. The central is up for grabs.
Not for the twins tho.
>>64427080
fella in the back looks like a midget gronk
>>64427080
Ey senpai I'll turn the stove on for 200 million
>>64423391
>the whos
>90 wins
>>64427080
Cesp is coming home, amigo.
>>64427401
>dfw teix and bird so yanks wont fall for this
>>64427432
Cuba is more plausible than Oakland desu
>>64423837
>Firstros
>>64426748
I'll give you trips Canada
>want to start drinking
>it's only 10AM
I can bypass this being an A's fan, r-right?
>>64427788
Theres an hour for drinking?
so uhh, did literally nothing happen about the Cardinals hack?
Hey guys, what do you think of my hat?
>>64427891
Nothing
>>64427891
just think if it had happened TO the Cardinals, or Yankees/Red Sox... everyone in the offending organization would be banned from baseball from the GM to the janitor.
>>64427931
how many times I gotta r8 this bro?
2/10, doesn't even combine
this is a 10/10 hat
>>64427788
Middle looks the best
>>64427157
Teddy actually confirmed for starting 3B irl tbqhfam
>>64428504
Is that redsbro's real name
>>64427788
Only if you live in Oakland. Go grab me a 40, anon.
>>64429064
The only people who actually live in Oakland are jints hipster fans and Raider/Warrior nigger fans.
And I don't like malt, this is all I have.
>tfw we get Cespedes for cheap
>>64429161
>we
>>64429161
I wouldn't be mad.
Would give me a reason to visit your degenerate city.
>>64429110
Fuck, dude, that looks hella good. Fry up some eggs and drink that shit.
>>64429270
>he thinks 1 pitcher is a rotation
>thinking kansas shitty can still win with all of those FA losses
>>64429375
I hate KC as much as everyone else, but this is false.
>>64429270
lol thanks for the laugh and merry christamas
wait since when has seattleanon been dg and what is this tub meme
>>64429596
The memes have evolved
>>64427157
>not pete rose.jpg
>>64429375
>Lost Cueto, Zobrist
>Possibly losing Gordon
>Still had the best record in the AL without those guys
so scared
>>64429375
uh oh im so scared of our Fangraphs™ Projected WAR™
especially after the royals were literally the highest above their projected wins total of all 30 MLB teams in 2015
sorry I can't hang out with you guys tomorrow. I'll stop by and say hi though
>>64429838
>people still unironically believe that WAR can be projected
THREADLY REMINDER DADDY GRIENKE RESPONDS TO THE NAME PISSBOI AND SHOULD BE REFERRED TO AS PISSBOI FROM NOW ON.
>>64429249
Lel
Oakland calling others degenerate
>>64430122
>SF criticizing other cities degeneracy
I'm buzzed and it's Chiristmas Eve, so Merry Christmas anon.
>>64430160
Merry Christmas degenerate oakland bro
I'll buy you a drink at Trappist if the As make the postseason
>>64430160
I mean happy holidays, kek.
>>64430040
It literally is so I don't get yo beef wit it
who are the early WS favorites?
>>64430284
dbacks
>>64430284
>Even year
>Giants healthy
>Improved rotation
Do you need to ask anon?
>>64430330
Shut the fuck up you fucking pussy
>>64430344
Honestly it's hard to count out the jints.
Look at 2 seasons ago, they were in a worse position and look where the WC spot got them.
>>64430321
>>64430330
0/10 you trolls need to get a job
>>64430366
>tfw the A's lost the WC game
>tfw no battle of the bay rematch WS
i know the 2018 World Series Champions
>>64430402
no bullying here
>>64430366
>>64430409
>tfw Giants get rematch eries against the A's for '89, the Angels for '02, and the Yankees for '62
>tfw the Giants win them all in the coming even years
>tfw the Giants don't make the playoffs in the odd years between, and that's what fuels every baseball troll on the internet
>tfw Giants fans continue not to care and that makes the trolls even more mad
>>64430531
If there's a catastropic environmental disaster, you're fucked, m8.
>>64430436
>2018 is an even year
I know the champs too, m8
>>64430436
WHERE'S
>>64430549
Possibly, bro. Depends on whether the Giants stay in the Bay Area to help with recovery efforts, and the A's run off to their spring training camp to stay fresh. Again.
:^)
>>64430585
Yeah, volunteering at homeless shelters on every corner in SF sure gave you an excuse to get swept.
Jim Bowden @JimBowden_ESPN 3m3 minutes ago
Daniel Murphy agrees with Nationals 3 year deal
Friendly reminder that Clayton Kershaw's postseason ERA is more than five times as high as Jeremy fucking Affeldt's
>the city of mest
>>64430663
I don't know man, resetting the rotation after two games was pretty fucked up. Stewart was a beast, I'll give you that. Facing him twice in 3 games was some shit.
On the other hand, doing that this year would mean Bum and Cueto pitch games 3 and 4. Not that Bum would need that much rest between starts anyway.
:^)
inb4 the nast give Murphy $15 million a year
>>64430750
We saved your parents by holding the game in SF and enclosed the game so they wouldn't be buying crack.
You're welcome.
:^)
>>64424138
I was a bit worried tbqhf
KyleSeagnandez was my back up
>>64424212
P-p-p-please ;~;
>>64424224
>>64430732
>Jeremy fucking Affeldt
forever based
>mfw phillies are winning the world series and theres nothing you can do about it
1993 p2
(they win this time)
>>64431140
who?
>mfw the m's WILL squeak into the WC and there's NOTHING you can do about it
r-right haha
would santa claus make a good base stealer?
Keep in mind he can get in and out of any house in the world without being seen
I would rather have Murphy than Starlin Castro tbqhwyfaf. His bat would play so well in Yankee Stadium.
Didn't like that homophobic Irish cunt anyways.
>Nats get Murph
wat
>mfw Mets are back in the cellar next year
