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Bowling Green sub edition
>>64420090
Ameribets stick to grad school sub edition
>>64420107
>football games are 4 quarters long
First day watching the sport lad?
>JWest finished making tea for Steve and Daz for a few days, tell us some office banter storied sub-sub-edition
Bet4theWeekend offering all new customers a choice of sign up offers sub-sub-sub-edition
Bowling Green playing into the wind right now. All the more reason to reback after half.
>>64420129
What kind of sign up bonus you got lid?
>>64420129
Have you priced up the Filipino college football semis?
>>64420129
Can I get a free in play on Israeli slags with a qualifying prestake?
Lads I'm feeling like B O W L I N G
>that snap ending up in a positive way
>going for it in the first quarter
>xp return
jesus, rip unders
Oh my...
nth for IGGLES
Guys I don't want a Greek gf anymore.
What nationality should I pine over?
Also what is THE bet for Christmas day?
Perhaps a nice Muslim wife will due.
PMSL
Going to bed.
>>64420171
>Also what is THE bet for Christmas day?
gsw ml
>>64420129
I read all our posts in a scummy Wegian accent
It helps
>>64420171
Lebanese
>>64420142
Bet $50, Get $50; $5 no deposit required (for the slugs); Double odds on first accy; the list goes on.
>>64420143
It is unlikely we will have a data feed for the match so we would not be looking to offer these games.
>>64420158
Fuck it, just for you. (No guaranteeing profit.)
>>64420171
Persian
>>64420184
bet ye diny even ken wit a soon lit
>>64420182
I guess that is the game of the day. Gonna have to go ham on it. Would have been nice if the Warriors were still undefeated. Gonna throw all kinds of muggy shit on that game.
>>64420184
*your
![colombian-usa-fan[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PNGxg6Q.jpg "colombian-usa-fan[1].jpg")
>>64420171
Get yourself a qt Colombian
>>64420171
Persian and Hispanic girls are best girls.
>calling for a fair catch at the 2
>>64420191
What's it like operating the #1 bookmaking operation in American?
>>64420243
U N D E R S
>>64420199
yeah if you want your girl to suddenly look like Majin Buu at age 35
WEATHER
look at this rain lads, can you imagine laying NINE points in this weather with a passing based offense?
>>64420247
We are very proud of our global outreach.
Final call for bets until I wake up tomorrow
Not sure I can afford to keep doubling up lids
>>64420279
>Implying I'd want any type of girl who grew up in the States
Pure filth desu.
>GA State players thinking you can throw the ball out of the end zone to get a touchback
>>64420324
PMSL there were like 4 or 5 arguing. If BG doesn't win this handedly I might go an hero
That nigga ded
rip
Turns out sliding head first into a wall isn't a good idea
>select all images of a skyscraper
>Sliding headfirst into a wall
GA State's DBs have money on Bowling Green
>>64420366
Lmao this entire d has money on BG
>teenagers I'm charge of keeping their emotions in check
>>64420370
Imagine having a sport where the majority of players only job is to literally get in the way of the offence.
Literally no skill, no tactics, no guile. Just be born 6'4+. fat as fuck and black.
>>64420370
>That guy smacks your girl her ass in the club
What do? Remember he benches 4 times your body-weight before breakfast.
BOWLING GREEN
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>>64420395
>those high test thighs
>>64420395
who the fuck is this girl?
>>64420395
Unsheath my katana
pmsl that Greg guy talking about the foul sounds like he's gonna kill himself.
>>64420391
>Imagine having a sport where the majority of players only job is to literally get in the way of the offence.
>Literally no skill, no tactics, no guile. Just be born 6'4+. fat as fuck and black.
the technique and athleticism that linemen use is unreal. every single defensive and offensive linemen on an NFL team could out run you.
lidsget on cleveland
>>64420408
Sasha supposedly.
kidslutti-.tumblr.com/tagged/mee
Just deposited $200 for Christmas day lads.
What is THE bet?
WEATHER count: 3
>>64420444
B4tW had the line set at O/U 5.5 ffs could've cleaned him out.
>>64420423
I'm not saying it's not impressive, I'm saying it's boring. American football is ludicrously convoluted and tedious. From an objective standpoint what is there to enjoy about it? It's not even like footy (soccer) either where anyone can play it, in almost any conditions.
>looking at my open bets
holy shit, I do NOT remember rebacking BG this much.
>>64420473
pmsl
>being too dumb to enjoy american football
>>64420466
Dont be silly. We would never offer such meme bets.
Trading closed for the day. Look forward to taking money off you tomorrow.
>Elf is on
:3
https://youtu.be/S5eWYMJhZko
What's THE NBA bet tonight?
>>64420000
well that, was fucking outstanding.
>>64420473
I could say the same thing about footy and be equally wrong. It really has to do with knowledge of the sport.
From an objective standpoint footy is boring. Maybe 3 exciting things happen all game (not true - but you can see how a casual would say that)
>>64420171
A R G I E
>>64420474
Had to step away from the computer when they were down. Already have more than a large on. Can't re-back anymore.
What are you guys asking Santa for?
B O W L I N G
>>64420558
femdom gf
BOWLING GOAT
>>64420558
TSA precheck
>>64420558
Bowling green to cover 7 points
>>64420558
A 150 odd hitting.
>>64420568
>TSA precheck
tsa precheck is comfy as fuck
>>64420558
Bluetooth speaker.
Festival ticket.
Weights for muh body and for the kitchen.
How about you?
if you rebacked you are literally better at this than me by a lot
>Weights for the kitchen
w-what?
Sicario is the worst film i've seen in ages
>>64420591
*laughs*
Norway?
>>64420598
>not doing some curls while waiting for your dinner to cook
>>64420600
Not even worth watching for qt Emily Blunt?
>>64420558
Anthony Davis points
>>64420622
Definitely not
Are BGSU - GASO u63 most likely going to lose?
>>64420650
yes
>>64420473
As someone deeply ingrained in the culture of football, it is really bizzare to me that casual fans can enjoy it or even understand it. The camera work is the worst in sports and leaves you unable to see alignments and coverage schemes. And even if you can see the field you have to have an extremely deep and vast knowledge to understand anything that happens on a given play other than the outcome. Talking about football with anyone other than a coach or someone who's played at a high level is like hitting your head against a wall
On the other hand once you understand hundreds of different offensive and defensive schemes, it's a deeply rewarding sport to watch.
>>64420650
>>64420658
not looking great but not looking bad. weather was way overplayed if you were watching the NOAA hourly reports they weren't terrible for the game hours
![blogs-the-feed-stephcurry[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7z7RulF.jpg "blogs-the-feed-stephcurry[1].jpg")
>>64420591
A GPS watch for running, if I can get my injured knee sorted out. And I'll probably buy some clothes from express like my nigga Steph
>>64420650
Wrote an essay just to distract myself from the dire state of this bet
>>64420686
>that belt
>>64420650
lmao
>>64420658
oh well, thanks to the anon who made that 4 way with spurs/bucks, hopefully the next one hits
a-at least bgsu ml can win to make up for some of yesterday
>>64420713
Yeah they must've let him choose his own belt, but the rest of it is good.
>BG set the go daddy bowl record long punt at 73 yards
neat
Holy fuck man get a stop on third down smfh
>No targeting call
Refs got money on BG too
>>64420499
>>64418338
>triggered
Are any of these guys in the go daddy bowl potential pro players?
Need davis o24.5 and spurs u196.5
>>64420598
kek I meant a scale, my mistake.
HOW DO YOU FUCK THAT UP REEEEEEE
>>64420669
And yet you eat out of bins like that scrublord from sesame street
TEARS
How many dumb as fuck broken play touchdowns will there be in this game?
>>64420906
>scrublord
You watch your fucking mouth, Oscar was based
Knicks covered but I didn't win my $1 bet on the ML
man inplay is so based. Down 5 at the half so +10.5 at ~even money was real nice
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm worried
>1st catch of the season
>4th TD throw of the season
Jesus fucking christ
JUST
>>64420906
>he wants to give up his money for something that is free
utter utter
>Getting beaten by a gimmick offense.
>>64420898
I followed that guy u posted on Twitter lid. On those exact bets and Pelicans-7.
Fuck this game is good
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>64420949
Wanted to follow him but I was worried some autist on here would dox me and call up my mom at work or something.
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>Didnt reback -1.5
Where the fuck is my head lids
>>64420931
>he wants to give up his money for something that is AIDS-free
ftfy
If BG had faced the meme option even once this year it wouldn't even be close.
>>64420942
WITHIN A MINUTE OF POSTING THIS THEY"RE UP AGAIN. SURREAL.
>People were actually on the unders
>Obviously these people were American
>25 yo
>got my first chest hairs
look dece tbf
>>64420977
the o/u on this game was a nightmare from like 6 different angles, no idea why anybody took either
In dire need of some new Frank ocean lids
>>64420949
Very nice, he's been solid so far for me. Some of his tweets might be hard to translate due to his dialect, but you should be able to work it out.
>>64420958
Come on lad, if I wanted to call your mum I have her on speed-dial anyways ;))
(https://twitter.com/MagnusBarstad is the guy in question)
>>64420977
The abysmal refereeing and nonsense broken plays really pushed this total high, still made a bit of money on no scores in the first 5 mins
Are most of you on BG handicap? or just BG to win?
>>64421019
I'm following him and he seems solid but I had to turn off notifications he was spit balling picks so fast
>>64421041
handi
>Byron Scott says Kobe will start the night guarding Kevin Durant
ya go ahead and get the over on points for KD
Topped up more on BG spread at the half. Need an early Christmas gift tbqh.
Based Finnie
>>64421123
If Mackers can get a Thai ladyboy, so can you Anon!
>>64421133
That's the dream Nestle :^)
>>64421123
I would but a millionaire can do better.
>>64421123
gross
>>64421145
Why is he 'Nestle'?
WEATHER
>>64421194
Why are you whatever your last name is?
>>64421194
He is a chocolate man.
>>64421216
Is he European? Is that a real name?
>>64421201
Did I miss one? I was in the shower.
>>64420558
Pretty much just GS @ ML.
Not being greedy desu.
Lmao davis subbed out in the 4th with 24pts( line was 24.5) and gets subbed backed in to push through
>>64421253
Couple of fumbles already this drive
>>64420992
>23 yo
>none in sight
quite happy i have nothing to deal with senpai
>You enter the room and see this after Bowling Green has failed to cover the handi. What do you do?
>>64421244
Pretty common in Germoney.
>>64421273
fumble
tears
>Tight end James Dean
I-is this a ruse?
Die in your sleep tonight Ameribets.
Post yfw the game goes to OT and BG holds them scoreless, then runs the triple option to cover.
>>64421293
:3
race 4 @ sale no11 and no15
closes in 2 minutes
>Georgia Southern their QB weighs about 150lbs
>They still haven't blown his ass up
NEED this meme to END.
Imagine being a penny punting british slug who loads up /bet/ hoping to get spoonfed some late night tips on American sports about which he knows nothing.
Imagine his face when he didn't back the Eagles +6.
Why the fuck arsenal is @2.10 to win ?
Cookies blueless ?
>>64421325
Dumb bet, GSU is scrappy
>>64421361
>Dumb bet, GSU is scrappy
great insight bud
Can someone explain why the BG QB just throws it as far as he can every single play even though it clearly isn't working?
>>64421384
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>>64421384
Rax Grissman school of thought
>>64421384
they're down 3 with less than a 3rd of the time of possession. If anything it's working too well. They need to have some longer drives so their D can rest
>Going for it on 4th and 10
These fucking meme teams
>run the ball on 4th and long
What the fuck
>running it on 4th and 10
ayy
>>64421420
"L-lets surprise them guys!"
Like a 5 year old playing Madden.
>>64421404
My D needs a rest after the night i spent with your mum
TEARSSS
>>64421374
ezmoney
Does BG not have a kicker who can hit a 38 yarder?
>tfw I twitched on gsu handis and might break even
So that's Ameribets 1-7 in his last 8. I'm obsessed with following his tips to the point of almost sexual compulsion.
Seeing an Americans cluelessness manifest itself in my own bankroll, now I see why people self harm.
What have you got for the Bowl games tomorrow, lad?
Anyone going to get their bloomin onion after Tennessee and their ayylmao quarterback wrecks Northwestern?
>tfw so much cocaine I lose my face
>>64421434
>tfw I rebacked BG so hard I can't even flip my position without risking utter disaster
>>64421442
Just double up to £4.8k on the next one lid
>tfw got on bowling green ml and gaso +7.5
hopefully I can take a nap and wake up to winnings this time
lmao
JUST
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Perfect, they've got them right where they want them
JUST FUCK MY ROLL UP SENPAI
10 point lead is the most dangerous
>>64421458
never mind, just saw that td
Surely this defense can get 2 stops before the game is over? R-right?
FUCKING KEK
I can't remember the last time I watched a triple option offense go a whole game without a single turnover.
Time to get wasted.
>>64421472
Do you think you have an edge on these bowl games and that you are just getting unlucky? Or are these just gut feel picks? I'm not having a go, just genuinely curious.
i'm in absolute tears
>>64421256
Hey what the FUCK?
>desu
I didn't write that shit.
Rebacked Bowling Green +5.5
Going in DEEPER.
>>64421510
have you been under a rock mate
>>64421482
>that "Identifying Just Fuck My Shit Up" magazine
laughed way too hard
>>64421517
JUST
Spaghetti
>>64421490
AYYYYYYYYY
You've got to be kidding me
WEATHER
J U S T
>>64421544
J
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Going for a walk.
ok this is just too much, i'll just hope that 6 way parlay wins with two 1.1 legs left
BORING
Need death tbqh
PREDICTABLE
>Giving game balls to James Dean
Ok he's just fucking with us now
BOLLOCKS
Ameribets last two "bets" have lost the spread by over 60 points combine and this one isn't even over yet
J U S T
out of curiosity, what did you guys get on for this thread to read like collective suicide?
>>64421494
Idk if unlucky would be the right word to use, but it's definitely common for nonpower conference games to be mispriced
>>64421599
The wind fix is in, back BG for the last quarter
>rooting for this game to go over 100 total at this point
welp
>>64421599
JUST
>>64421599
I mean, if you're gonna lose, might as well make sure it isn't a last minute score that does it
>>64421603
Not exactly sure but various bets on the Georgia South Eagles @ Bowling Green Falcons college football match.
Bets ranging from Bowling Green -7, Bowling Green to win, rebacked Bowling Green +5.5, total points under 63.5, all of which are either already or looking to be BTFO.
>>64421670
>turned on stream
>that turnover
sweet baby jesus fuck you guys cocked up bigtime
OVEEEERRRRS
>>64412175
Reminder
You could have been on
(Hedged the over unders in the bg game.. Dont regret it)
>28 unanswered points
pmsl, bet looked pretty much settled at half-time
>>64421678
JUST
>>64421603
Bet on lots of unders, twitched on gsu handis and ml. Feel bad profiting after giving such a dire tip
>its an 'Everyone takes an american tip and is surprised when it loses' episode
>>64421317
did this win
>Pundits pre-game were predicting BG to win by 30+ points
>/bet/ "experts" saying it was a shit tip
This is pretty much Manure - MK Dons tier shite.
>>64421670
there was also a couple silly bets in the boise state game earlier
>o13.5 third quarter bet
>touchdown the play after the quarter ended
I told Georgia Southern to score again and they actually did it the absolute mad men
Not been paying attention here for a few hours;
>What is everyone on?
>How much is it losing by?
Reminder WJ and Spengler Cup hockey starting in a few days.
Lugano ML
Russia vs Czech o5.5
Finland to slap around Belarus when the lines open
What a time to be alive
>>64421760
Bowling Green - handis
Alot
>>64421748
>This is pretty much Manure - MK Dons tier shite.
what happened there?
t. newcunt fresh-off-the-boat-from-the-Fox-Sports-Facebook-page
>>64421760
Georgia State vs. Bowling Green NCAA football
apparently BG was backed pre-game by 30+ points, /bet/ jumped on various sw's and handi's. Score was 27-23 BG at half, it's now 51-27 GS. 28 unanswered points.
4th quarter, 13:44 to go.
Euan GIGGLING tomorrow
>>64421749
>there was also a couple silly bets in the boise state game earlier
I'm not even mad about g
losing o12.5 on that one. There was a blatant dropped touchdown and if the quarter was 6 seconds longer it would have clear 16.5
>>64421771
>>64421795
I knew about the result, but was /bet/ saying that there was value in tipping Manure?
>>64421787
>it lost therefore it was a bad bet
>>64421810
i figured but i thought i would bring joy to the world by re-living that fantastic game
GSW -8 1H leggo
WEATHER
Alright lads.
I have been hyping this for a few days. It is a genuine mainstream special and come the New Year you will have some more money in your pocket.
LADBROKES has a market for 'Most Regular Season points scored' - [email protected]
This is simply a GIFT.
They are not going to be resting starters, they want the 16-0 and Rivera already said they will go for it.
Their next two opponents are @Falcons and vs. Bucs. They will demolish these.
The Cardinals are very close in points scored but will face the Packers then Seahawks, and likely rest players in that final game.
The only question is, how much money do you want to win?
>>64421810
not really, but if anything the handicap was probably about -2.5 the other way as you'd imagine
that and some cunt on twitter put a fiver on the correct score at 500/1 thinking she was backing manure to win and bet imploded
![owxzNDC[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nyQhb9h.jpg "owxzNDC[1].jpg")
>Bowling (my) Green (away)
>>64421877
World prop desu
>>64421877
how do i navigate to this menu?
All of Decembers profit gone with 1 bet.
Time to call it quits till the friendlies start.
a georgia southern td to put them over 64 would be nice. my max bet on that prop would hit at least
>>64422148
>not backing Blunder -9.5
>>64422086
>a to z sports
>american football
>click American (9)
>NFL season specials
>which team will score most regular season points?
This absolutely unabated, cruelly unrelenting and crushing defeat. The tears transcend our petty human existence.
Wtb in the saff tournament? Reddit says btts no in both games.
>>64422169
must not be available rn
>>64422197
How much is everyone down on the college football?
0 here.
>>64421877
>They will demolish these.
Im not entirely convinced the Bucs will lay down for this. I support Tampa so take these words with a grain of salt, but fans and analysts have been talking about the Panthers game for weeks. Tampa really wants to win that game.
Now that doesn't mean they will, but I don't suspect it will be a blowout. The Falcons are also a division rival and will want to end the Panthers streak too. I just don't think either game will be a large Panthers win.
The Cardinals are 4 points behind the Panthers.
Not sure this is a good bet tbqhwyf
>>64422158
>blunder
>ˈblʌndə/Submit
>noun
>1.
>a stupid or careless mistake.
No thank you.
November and December been absolutely dire for me. Going to rent a beach house for the rest of the year and smash some qt brownies.
>>64422225
~2k
>>64422235
Cardinals have given up 9 fewer points too.
>>64422225
still up several hundred. haven't put today's disaster in the spreadsheet but it's not going to be cost to enough to put me in the red
>>64422235
I am not saying they will lay down. The Panthers are just too good.
Doesnt need to be a blowout either. Can be just like the Giants game desu. It isnt point differential based, it's just highest scoring.
Plus the teams Arizona are playing have even more to play for.
>>64422225
4 dollars
I like to feel included but I was lacking confidence in the bets
1 was good value tho so np
>>64422235
If the bet is most points scored and not point differential then it doesn't really matter if the bucs game is close. That game could definitely turn into a shootout though.
>>64422241
>~2k
isn't that like the average annual wage in your country?
>>64422287
About 4 months of it.
IMAGINE losing 2k on an american tip.
>>64422402
>IMAGINE losing 2k on an american tip.
IMAGINE being so dumb you actually think that's what happened
