Four more first round ties remain to be played before the arrers breaks for Christmas, and by the end of tonight we will have our full L32 lineup. Through to the next round after last night are Ronny Huybrechts, who beat Dean Winstanley in an entertaining - albeit bang-average standard - match, Dave Chisnall & Terry Jenkins, who enjoyed comfortable victories. Wes Newton also somehow managed to carve out a 3-1 win, despite throwing the kind of darts a pub player would laugh at. Sky will no doubt hype up Aidy Lewis’ match with suit-wearing autist Jan Dekker as the one to watch tonight, but the real highlight could well be Benito van de Pas against Max Hopp. With the winner of this one to meet Dimitri Van den Bergh in round two, this part of the draw bracket is guaranteed to give Rod Harrington a hard on. Prior to these ties, we begin with probable nonce Andrew Gilding taking on Gerwyn Price, while the final tie of the round sees actual nonce Jelle Klaasen meet former youth champ turned serial jobber Joe Cullen. Coverage from the Ally Pally begins at 19:00GMT on Sky Sports Darts/Sky Sports 1.
>Tonight’s matches (best of 5 sets)
Andrew Gilding v Gerwyn Price
Benito van de Pas v Max Hopp
Adrian Lewis v Jan Dekker
Jelle Klaasen v Joe Cullen
>Day six roundup
http://www.pdc.tv/news/article/dc5v42v0vax11dxcrirx0h1qs/title/william-hill-world-championship-day-six
>Tournament results/schedule of play
http://www.pdc.tv/news/article/4yj7ldsy9nh71623we4pcdi3p/title/william-hill-world-championship-netzone
Benito is a nice guy
Klaasen and Dekker can go fuck themselves
>25 years old
Does Jan Dickhead have the same genetics as Deano?
![Eric_Bristow_and_P_3139093b[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ock0hLJ.jpg "Eric_Bristow_and_P_3139093b[1].jpg")
Meanwhile, Taylor-Bristow rumbles on: http://www.skysports.com/darts/news/12288/10106527/phil-taylor-needs-to-accept-his-status-and-start-enjoying-his-darts-says-eric-bristow
>"There are problems in his head at the moment," Bristow told Sky Sports. "Even when someone is interviewing him, he's very defensive. He tries to put over that everything is alright, but everything is not alright Phil. He's been getting aggressive. He's not the Phil of old. If he is to go out - go out gracefully."
>>64416509
Is Bristow trying to be a bigger cunt than Taylor?
>>64416546
He's at least saying the truth: Taylol is rattled to fuck thanks to MVG dominating everything and Gando passing him in the Order of Merit.
http://www.ad.nl/ad/nl/1530/Darts/article/detail/4212757/2015/12/23/Alcohol-hoort-erbij-maar-zou-op-dopinglijst-moeten-staan.dhtml
Klaasen thinks alcohol should be banned from the sport
>He also admits being an autist
>"It irritates me when my darts aren't right angled"
>"I never put the radio in my car on an odd number, I get mad when that happens"
>PAEDO SUAREZ
>>64416348
>>64416283
why the hate for dekker?
>>64416564
>be best friends with MVG
>turn out to be an autist
WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THAT COMING
On the subject of friendship: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2mjiMH6J8A
>>64416564
>>64416584
>Autism is contagious
No wonder /sp/ is like it is
>>64416283
Pity Benito plays Hopp already, would like to see them both some more.
>>64416566
He's shit and has a terrible walk-on.
>>64416605
>that smug as fuck look
Thank God he plays Wadey next.
>>64416606
If they carry on improving next year like they have this year, we'll be seeing an awful lot more of the pair of them in 2016
we back
>Schalke
LGTSS
>gookmoot
>gurning price
>benito busting 74
>benito now choking
>These 2 players in charge of finishing
>Max Flopp in charge of finishing
Is there a youtube stream like yesterday?
>Chinese Moot
anyways
>mfw Wez beats Bonkers with a 65 average
>>64416905
No, I have no idea why they only did it yesterday.
>The shanty town of gookmoot
>hopp
>>64416916
verpiss'di
>getting smashed watching the Worlds
Is there a better feeling?
>>64416910
>newton out low-averaging the master of low average victories
N O P E
O
P
E
Is this shit still on?
What a circus. I've tuned in for all of 5 minutes and at least half of that has been spent with cretinous zoom-ins on the apes in the crowd.
Bring on the World Professionals.
For those who missed the first match of the night, Noncefinger brushed aside a heavily underperforming Price 3-0. Best moment of the match was Gilding's sensational double bull 132 in the opening leg.
>>64416916
Epic meme my friend
boring night so far
Interesting to note the jump when the Worlds switched to Ally Pally from low 80s to high 80s.
We should break a 90 first round average tonight.
>>64416974
Boring boring tables
>>64416976
2007 and 2012 triggers my autism
Hopp Hopp :DDD
>yfw there are some people who go to the Alexandra Palace to actually WATCH THE DARTS and not get smashed
Been particularly bad these last few nights, what with the
>PAEDO PAEDO
chants yesterday that had Sky banging on the mute button numerous times.
Hopp's gonna win it all now
>Benito choking
>>64417142
classic german
>£320,000 will go to the first round losers
>>64417158
>£34,000 went to players who were too shit to even get to the first round
>>64417158
I wish I could get paid 10 grand to get utterly embarassed by a Wes Newton averaging 55
THAT 108 RECOVERY ON THE BULL
>crowd literally don't care
Fucking pissheads.
>>64417200
I don't really miss the silence of the crowd when I grew up watching darts, but holy fuck every year I find this carnival-esque shit at Alexandra Palace less tolerable
>>64417231
A silent crowd is better than this shite.
The continental crowds are actually interested in the game.
>Netflix and Chill
Ok Barry is raping the sport
>>64417231
Yes those costumes and shit look really unprofessional and are bad for darts becoming a more serious sport.
>double 9... and it's nein nein nein
11/10 commentary
The way benito throws his darts makes me feel uncomfortable and i don't enjoy watching it.
Jesus are all these guys extra cringey this tournament? After every check-out they walk to their family with a weird face.
>Benito van de Pas v Dimitri van den Bergh
That should be a cracker of a match.
Have to feel for Hopp. No L32 fun for him this year.
>>64417300
>that squint just before he throws
LEWIS LEWIS LEWIS LEWIS LEWIS LEWIS LEWIS LEWIS LEWIS LEWIS LEWIS LEWIS LEWIS LEWIS LEWIS LEWIS LEWIS LEWIS LEWIS LEWIS
>>64417311
Boo-is
it's filename time lads
>>64417334
Underwhelming so far, hopefully Dekker turns up or Lewis turns on the gas, got a bad feeling Lewis is going to struggle to a 3-1 bore-a-thon.
Will there be afternoon sessions next week?
>>64417376
germany is out m8
Dekker is nervous as fuck on the Dutch telly, this is going to be 3-0 Lewis.
>>64417376
Sunday, Monday, Tuesday and then Friday all have afternoon sessions.
Only Saturday and Wednesday don't have afternoon sessions.
>>64417389
>you now remember Kekker twice getting to the Lakeside semis
1k on Snackpot lets go
no coat
>>64417411
at 1.01?
>>64417411
Mr. Bean choosing some suitable music for a Eurojobber of his calibre.
Snackpot reusing that "fancy sandwich wrapper" shirt he had at the PCFs.
>>64417446
MADMAN
>>64417446
>bristow shitposts on /sp/.jpg
>>64417446
Oh boy, what's the point at those odds? Should have taken him to win 3-0
>>64417446
if Kekker weren't so shit I'd ask what the point even is, but fair play
>>64417446
welp
>>64417446
Remember when someone bet 50k on Taylor?
>>64417459
Did they lose?
hahaha Dekker is so shit
>>64417479
Yes
>>64417468
Think it was 100k
Expecting a 9-0 here.
>>64417468
And then jobbed out to Blubber.
That was a good day.
>>64417479
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/tennis/34227164
I miss One Dart Manley.
>>64417479
Yes.That's why he got so many replies.
>>64417479
yeah she lost, it was the US Open semi a few months ago IIRC
on 9/11 as well
>gambling
That 108
>snackpot
/freemoney/ on suicide watch
>1.09
>kekker
Noice darts desu
DAT 107
>back to back 3 digit checkouts
Kekker is the man
bye money
>Lewis sweating like a mineworker
>>64417455
https://twitter.com/SkyBet/status/679771446634139648
Usually when Sky do this its means they know something up. They had Jizzy to win, have most 180's, and the highest checkout last night, and Rowby hit a 170
AIDEY GETTING THE FOOD SWEATS ALREADY
>/FREEMONEY/
>/FREEMONEY/
>/FREEMONEY/
Interesting to hear Wayne praising Kekker for beating Wolfie at the Lakeside.
Will Barry be giving Wayne some "waterboarding" treatment for this BDO praise?
Who /moneydownthedrain/ here?
>>64417446
Help I dont understand
Dekker had his moment
Lewis survived
6-0 now
>>64417553
1k on 1.09 to win 90 quid. My model made Lewis a 1.04 shot
Not going to make it home in time so posting from phone. Just dropping by to wish everyone from /180/ merry Christmas.
>>64417619
Merry Christmas m8
>>64417553
He's got £1000 on Snackpot at odds of 1.09 (profit of £90)
Back = back a selection as normal
Lay = go against a selection (essentially, play the bookmakers role where you are liable to pay the profit from the amount you've put up to lay).
In this case, if you laid Fatpot for £1000 at 1.1, and he won, you'd lose £100 (as £100 is what someone would win if they backed him for £1k) . If you laid Dekker at 12 for £1k, and he somehow won, you would lose 12k, as thats what someone else would win if they backed Dekker for £1k
>>64417619
Thank you and merry Christmas to you, friend.
yeah kekker's done
>>64417619
Merry Christmas!
>>64417619
Likewise, Mensur. Likewise
>>64417619
Fröhliche Weihnachten, Österreichbrüder.
>Jan "Ant And" Dekker
How many flies does your average Adrian Lewis catch during a match
>Dekker needs a double....decker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljEp8vP-slI
The old walk-on for Mr. Coat.
It's not hard to see why he wants to be called Double Dekker now.
thank you based lewis
>>64417699
Fucking hell id forgot about the coat lol
>>64417699
What a tool
So let's remember that classic Wes Newton match last night
>>64417762
>this genuinely happened
>le good at finishing but not much else man
>>64417779
Seems about the right average for Newton.
Nice finish, forgettable game
>so much spaghetti in that leg
>suddenly 164
okay
BIG FINISH
164 out of nowhere
That finish my sides
OH SNAP THAT SNACKPOT 164 TO WIN IT
>Laure and Jelle are banging each other right now
>>64417894
>implying Laure is underage and retarded
Good stuff from sweatpot, cracking finish.
This is my first time warching darts sober and I like it so far.
>Fatpot interview
>>64417922
Was nearly as incomprehensible as Wee Rabbie.
>vic_reeves_club_singer.mp4
>Joe Cullen match
Time for these: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nu1EsN6j1IE & https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RiRIYrJrBM
N O N C E
O
N
C
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![klassanPA_228x342[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jrZdfju.jpg "klassanPA_228x342[1].jpg")
Klaasen looks fat as fuck now.
>Laure will never invite you to go on the London eye with her
>>64417967
Chemical castration does that
>Cullen not even getting his name announced
lel?
>>64417996
That's because his nickbame is 'The Nobody'
>Paedo in panic mode again
If he was playing someone better than Cockstar, he'd be in trouble.
>>64418029
strong kek
>drunk englishmen will never cheer you on and roar when you get a meme checkout to win then go home and fuck a big tit slag while eating KFC
>>64418042
The fun thing about that Name Generator is it's easy as fuck to manipulate.
3-0 in 15 minutes, np
>Jelle "dichterbij de nul, strakker om de lul" Klaasen.
And that D20 from Cullen means everyone in this year's Worlds has won at least 1 leg.
Yes, even those shit Asian jobbers in the prelims managed 1 leg.
>>64418120
Jelle "The closer to age zero she is, the tighter it is on my Penis" Klaasen.
Great darts
Jelle broke the score graphic
What the fuck have the Sky graphics lads been doing this tournament?
It's been broken more times than it's worked.
>Sky
>>64418231
All the other majors it worked just fine, time to fuck it up at the biggest tournament.
>graphics come back on
>instantly break
lel?
Hahahaha what a fucking curry broadcast
What's up with the score board
>>64418219
Jelle "boven de elf rekt vanzelf" Klaasen
>>64418219
Jelle "Teaches swimming to kids" Klaasen.
>>64418279
onder
>lads spilled beer on the scoreboard
>Cullen averaging 98
>getting destroyed
If only he'd got Wes.
Jelle "I have candy in my trunk" Klaasen.
>a bus being driven by Jelle Klaasen
A special bus, rod?
>This bus analogy
Stop
Jelle doesn't drink alcohol
new GOAT
Jelle 'I send pics of my Cobra to kids' Klaasen.
Will Klaasen be this years Taylel remover?
Jelle "I like my women like I like my darts, nine." Klaasen.
Ez
102.54 best average
>>64418381
Lel
That was quick
>>64418376
Jelle could make good use of Taylel's caravan tbqh.
>a baby on the way
poor kid
>>64418397
buy us a pint luv, ahl pay ya back.
And that D18 ends both the night's and the first round's action. Jelle Klaasen delivered the first ton-plus average of the 2016 Worlds in a dominant display over hopeless perennial failure Joe Cullen. This has happened before though: a brutal first round performance followed by nothing comparable and then jobbing on the doubles. Can the nonce actually perform this time?
Elsewhere, suspected nonce Andrew Gilding eliminated Gerwyn Price in a dull whitewash with the Welshman not performing to the standards he's shown this year while Big Benito defeated the Maximiser 3-1 in a fixture that didn't deliver the expected youth battle people were wanting. Snackpot got his Worlds underway with a clean sweep of Jan Dekker: like Klaasen, can Aidey turn a good first round performance into something more for once?
This year's first round has shown some amazing games - MVG v THE CUBE and Rapid Ricky v Shitlock the standout fixtures - some atrocious games - the Hammer v Murnan slogathon and Cristo Reyes losing 3-1 to a man averaging under 80 - and a load of shocks, with Thornton, White and Kim Huybrechts three of the biggest names to fall. Let's hope the post-Christmas period delivers more great games.
We return on Boxing Day with the Second Round: it's first to 4 sets this time so there are fewer matches per session. From 6pm on Saturday we'll have these games:
>Ricky Evans v Jamie Caven
>Dave Chisnall v Christian Kist
>Gary Anderson v Daryl Gurney
See you then and have a very merry Christmas, /180/.
