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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpzKLA0eSkU
I'm starting to feel sorry for him.
Just fire him and put him out of his misery for god's sake
>b-b-but I'm trying hard. don't be mean to me
boo fucking hoo
>“Has anybody in this room not a feeling to apologise to me?”
get a load of this egocentric fuck.
>>64415420
LVG is a mong, but I'm glad someone is finally calling the British media's bluff.
Sports "journalists" are absolute charlatans.
Enjoy the wine and mince pies
ok praise jesus
>>64415420
reminds me of hitler during the later days of the war
It's painful to listen to his broken English when he's sad.
>>64415420
feel more sorry for him when i watch this tbqhwym8.
https://streamable.com/s/funny?first=cww8
>ARE YOU NOW SHO SHTUPID, ENGLISH PRESSH?
>AM I NOW SHO SHMART OR ARE YOU SHO SHTUPID?
>ALWAYSH NEGATIVE
>NEVER POSHITIVE
Deja vu tbhfam
He looks fucking shattered.
It's over.
>>64415451
>>64415470
Just wait until Mourinho starts crying and whining I'm interviews
>>64415420
he has a point though
media have too much power
>>64415579
This is the worst case of balding I have ever seen. Just cut it off.
>tfw a shit
>>64415614
Advocaat has lost no additional hair over the last 20 years.
He'll be alright.
>>64415420
He's cracking up, he's cracking up!
>>64415420
He right though the english media is digusting they just print anything without any truth to it. The nerve of some of them to ask him what have they done. They know exactly what they do. They even try to justify it by saying that speculation is normal. It should absolutely not be normal journalism should be about reporting the facts and thats it.
>>64415670
facts you say?
>spend 300m
>have your team having playing boring unimaginative football
>get knocked out of a piss easy CL group
>5th in the league
Why you shay I get shacked? Thish ish creyshee.
>>64415545
>https://streamable.com/s/funny?first=cww8
my fucking sides
holy fuck, van laal
>>64415420
The press did nothing wrong.
>>64415670
It's a fact that he's shite and united are obviously not going to want him there next season.
What else will they do other than speculate about who will replace him?..
Fucking loved this
>>64415689
>have your team having playing boring unimaginative football
>Hire Jose Mourinho
>>64415742
Of course he's shit but they could start by being truthful and not report that he's been sacked when he clearly hasn't been
How much did Moyes spend on transfers again?
Mancs creaming their pants last night "LVG sacked" they dreamt - now their maestro wants an apology from the media for it not being true!
Won't be long now. Another tanking at the hands of Stoke tomorrow and arise Sir Giggseh - New United manager.
>>64415770
Less than LVG. Moyes even had a better win percentage.
>>64415449
>Just fire him and put him out of his misery for god's sake
Won't happen for a while. They let him go out in front of the media without the club publicly dismissing the rumors. Remember the way they hung Moyes out to dry? They'll do the same to LVG. It's the United way now.
>>64415420
If you don't don you job good enough in any walk of life , you get questioned
Whys he being such a premadonna about it
question 1: "Louis, thank you for your time. Arsene Wenger has said today that the speculation over your future is disrespectful. Is that something you agree with?"
Answer: "Erm, has anybody in this room not a feeling to apologise to me? Nobody has that feeling? That's what I'm wondering?"
Question 2: "What have we done wrong?"
Answer: "I think I was already sacked, I have read... I have been sacked. My colleague [replacement] was here already.
"What do you think that happens with my wife or with my kids or with my grandchildren or with the fans of Manchester United or my friends? What do you think? They have called me a lot of times and also Arsene Wenger is saying something about that.
"Do you think that I want to talk with the media now? I'm here only because of the Premier League rules. I have to talk with you. But I can only see when I say something that you use my words in your context.
"I want to say only that I have tried to lift the confidence of my players, I have done everything this week. I hold meetings, evaluation meetings with the players, with my members of staff, I hold a Christmas lunch, I have held a speech and I feel the warmth and support of everybody in Carrington, this Aon training complex.
"But I didn't feel that in the media and, of course, I can imagine that you can write about that subject. We are not in a good position but four weeks ago we were first in the Premier League and in about four weeks we can again be back in that position.
[CONTINUES]
he wants to be sacked so he can save Ajax
>>64415860
Question 3: "You have been though Louis at big clubs, huge clubs before. This is Manchester United and when results don't go well and when the supporters have turned it is inevitable that speculation will happen. You surely aren't surprised that there is speculation?"
Answer: "No, I don't think that you can do that because you have to stick by the facts and when I get calls from [former manager Sir] Alex Ferguson and [director] David Gill and [executive vice-chairman] Ed Woodward because you are creating something that is not good, that is not being the facts and now I have to answer the questions.
"I don't think that I want to do it. I only say now I am focused on Stoke City, I help my players, I wish you a merry Christmas and maybe also a happy new year when I see you. Enjoy the wine and a mince pie. Goodbye."
[THATSSH IS ALL]
>there will never be a time when all managers just refuse to take part in press conferences
I fucking hate journalists.
JUST
>>64415770
£30 million on Fellaini and someone else, can't remember who.
>>64415420
jeez.
United "fans" are the worst. Just read facebook comments on every ManU post. Biggest cancer in football history
Journalist Status
Not rekt [ ]
REKT [X]
Say what you like about LvG's tactics, but he is absolutely top drawer with the media.
"Have some wine, a mince pie, have a Merry Christmas and maybe a Happy New Year. Now fuck off."
Class.
He actually scared them.
>w-what have we done w-wrong
>>64415420
His reputation has been destroyed in half a season
No wonder he is despondent
>>64415975
Your mum's pussy was destroyed in half a day lad.
>>64415689
>>spend 300m
Could spent 300 billion and it wouldn't make any difference. It's the clubs' money and they can spend it however they like. City, Chelsea, Liverpool and Spurs have all spent more money than United in the past 20 years. Do they have 13 PL titles to show for it? Nope. Do people make a big fuss about this? Nope. So why do they when it comes to United? Fuck off.
>>have your team having playing boring unimaginative football
I'll take results over 'entertainment' any day. 4 weeks ago United were 1st in the PL. If you want 'entertainment' then maybe football isn't for you. Fuck off and watch Breaking Bad you cunt.
>>get knocked out of a piss easy CL group
There are no easy groups. It's the CL.
>>5th in the league
Just 3 points behind their main title and city rivals who btw, have spend significantly more than United since you love to talk about money. Again, fuck off.
>>64415420
>>64415994
mis lados
>>64415742
>>64415763
yeah it's very obvious that the media are just hounding managers to play their part in the big ol' cycle of sensation in the "B" "P" "L"
nasty bizniz
>>64415995
Wew lad
>>64415995
ABUs BTFO
LOUISE VAN GAAL'S RED AND WHITE ARMY
>>64415995
>i'll take results over entertainment any day
why do Man U have to achieve for you, anon? Their treble winning season didn't make your parents more proud of you
also it's a sport, literally invented for entertainment
Why is Sports Journalism even allowed to be a thing?
Seriously? Someone answer this.
Why is it LEGALLY allowed to exist.
They are basically profiting from lies. Why are they allowed to continue?
What if every paper reported that David Cameron has resigned? Or that BP have folded?
They'd be royally fucked. They'd get massive lawsuits and fined huge amounts of money. People would be sacked left right and centre.
But do it with football? Nah it's fine. Just continue with your lies.
They're subhuman scum the lot of them. There is no profession lower than a sports journalist. Drug dealers have more honour.
>mfw people unironically believe Van Laal and Mouyes are better managers than Wenger because of muh UCL trophies
Wenger has handled the banter for almost 20 years, has never cracked, and can deliver beautiful football without spending hundreds of millions on players per season.
>>64416056
They didn't tho
>>64416041
>also it's a sport, literally invented for entertainment
Nope. Literally nothing to do with entertainment you massive fucking mong. It's competition. Doesn't have to be entertaining at all.
Not surprised that an American thinks this way though. You people have absolutely no clue and no understanding of the game whatsoever. Stick to your half-time shows and your burgers you fat fuck. Leave the sports to us.
>>64415995
louis pls
>>64416067
>20 years in the CL
>never win it
>only reach the final once
>>64416041
winning is entertaining you moron
>>64416067
>deliver beautiful football
But can't deliver trophies. That's why.
Reminder that 'beautiful football' is subjective.
I thought Mourinho's Inter Milan was the pinnacle of footballing tactics and were very entertaining to watch when they won the CL that year.
>>64416080
this
i would fucking love it if LvG grinded out 1-0 wins in every game
90% posession, pass pass pass pass pass 1 shot on goal and 1 goal
would fucking love it, absolute perfection
problem is we're not winning 1-0, we're drawing 0-0 and recently (with the injuries) losing games to everyone
>muh pretty football
nah, fuck off
i'll take a scrappy 1-0 win over losing 5-6 thank you very much
>>64416105
Beautiful football is mostly about surprise and suspense though, two things Man United severely lack right now
>>64415770
27mil on Fellaini in the summer and 37mil on Mata during the winter
Van Gaal's first window, united signed:
Di Maria - 59mil
Luke Shaw - 27mil
Ander Herrera - 29mil
Daley Blind - 13mil
Marcos Rojo - 16mil
>>64416127
>Surprise and Suspense
Barcelona 06-12 had absolutely none of that and most people consider it to be 'beautiful' football.
>>64416134
And sold di Maria so really the net is just 18 million
but don't let that get in the way of a sensationalist headline like VAN GALL WASTES 3553454 BILLION POUNDS!!!!
>>64416139
Only cucks
>>64416143
They sold di Maria for a loss too, in case you didn't know.
>>64416152
Yes. A net loss of 18 million, as I stated.
So he basically confirmed that he might not be there come New Year.
>>64416134
di maria aside, those were great signings
herrera has been delightful
shaw, sensational so gutted for him
blind has been surprisingly good for a fairly 'cheap' 13 million squad player
rojo has been very hit or miss but seems a solid buy as he's still young and can play any of the back 4 positions
LvG's only poor signing has been Depay
His spending is grossly underrated. He's also sold £110 million worth of players in his time so the "£250 million" bollocks is really tiring for anyone who actually understands the club and what has gone on...
>>64416204
>Those were great signings
>30M for Depay
>36M for Martial
>27M for Shaw
>16M for Rojo
>"Great signings"
>>64416242
Are you flat out denying Martial and Shaw haven't been good?
>>64416204
blah blah blah
It's just demonstrating that Moyes was under a much tighter leash to bring in some players than van Gaal was and has been.
Also that doesn't mean shit when United are 5th, and playing like absolute dogshit to the point where as a neutral I will avoid watching matches involving United. I don't want to watch them. Someone above was mentioning entertainment and winning. United have neither.
>>64415420
65 years old and this kk mad
>>64416242
>30M for Depay
>36M for Martial
Lel
>>64416250
They have been good but overpriced. For that money you could have bought a world class player
>>64416242
not sure if this is satire or not
martial and shaw could be world-beaters within 2 years, there aren't many with the potential (or even current ability) of these two 19 year olds, they are absolute class
shaw was already hailed by many to be the best LB in the league (and one of the best in the world) as an 18 year old, he's only gotten better since then
also, learn to read, I said Depay was a poor signing you fucking mong
>>64416287
nice bait
>>64416117
You only say this because Manure were dire to watch under alcoholic Fergie as well. 100 crosses a game and refs favouring them. The tactics didn't change much when Moyes took over - he just couldn't intimidate refs and the press didn't suck his dick.
>tfw rioferdy5 will never be man utd manager
>>64416287
>martial and shaw could be world-beaters within two years
2/10
>>64416251
>It's just demonstrating that Moyes was under a much tighter leash to bring in some players than van Gaal was and has been.
Sorry, just going to dismiss your entire post because this is absolute nonsense.
http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11667/8823765/transfer-news-david-moyes-says-manchester-united-have-money-to-spend
"Isn't it great when you're told you can sign any player you like? That there is no budget" - David Moyes
>>64416298
Imagine actually believing this nonsense
>>64415534
>>64416309
Shaw is already the best LB in the world and Martial is clearly world class.
I'm not falling for your shitty bait.
If United were to sell Shaw in January, they'd want at least £60 million for him.
Martial - Try £100 million.
They were incredible signings and you're a fucking tool if you say otherwise.
>>64416346
Man Utd fans are so delusion that I can't tell whether this is bait or not.
>>64416346
It's just a shame that they are being coached by Van Gaal :(
>>64416346
shaw will never recover from his injury and will be photographed in 5 years time in a tranmere kebab shop
>>64416354
Shaw has been brilliant under LvG. He was peaking just as he broke his leg. Worst timing possible.
That game last season vs Chelsea (the champions) where he absolutely tore them apart was inspired.
>>64415579
>>64415614
>>64415632
he must have got a transplant or something? its nowhere near as bad as it looks in that photo
>>64416374
>Chelsea (the champions)
confirmed for baitposting
>>64415953
>w-why do you b-bully me
>p-please apologise
he sure showed them
>>64416273
Like who? United tried that with Flacao and Di Maria and both failed miserably
>>64416377
90s haircuts were radical.
>>64416346
>le im being so delusional because im english maymay look at my bait am i trolling yet xD
Get fucking help
>>64415451
Bullying is bullying. Football managers take too much shit.
is van gaal white?
he doesn't have a white mans nose
People need to leave LvG alone.
If he had a full selection of players (Especially Herrera, Shaw, Schneiderlin) available for the whole season I am confident we'd be sitting at the top of the league and would have topped our CL group.
You can't account for that many injuries unless you want to sign 5-6 extra £40 million players for your bench options....
Before the injuries, no team came close to beating us. Not Liverpool. Not City. Nobody.
I have faith when the players return, LvG will turn it around.
>>64415907
Mata, and he also landed Shaw but it wasn't announced till the summer.
>>64416346
>Shaw is already the best LB in the world and Martial is clearly world class.
Trying too hard, buddy.
Is he drunk?
>>64416379
Am I missing something? They won the league last season, with relative ease.. They were the best team in the league.
And 19 year old Shaw, went away from home, into their back garden, and ripped them limb from limb. In offense as well as defense.
>>64416402
In August alone he lost to Swansea and drew at home to Newcastle. Who was injured then?
it's nice to know ABUs are still as deranged as ever
always love that feeling when they get BTFO time and time again
>>64416421
Who's better than Shaw then? Go on I'll bite.
inb4 the left back that happens to play for the club you support
>>64416425
writing "(the champions)" indicates that you're a 16 year old
like sad professor in school
Pellergrini has lost more games than Van Gaal but he is a nice guy so gets an easy time with the press. LVG has done nothing (little) wrong.
>>64416442
>Thinking Luke Shaw is better than Alaba, Lahm, Kurzawa and Rodriguez
The delusion is real.
>>64416448
Sorry, come again?
I'm 26, lad. Not sure I see where you're coming from at all.
>>64416468
>Kurzawa
Literally who?
>Alaba
Comfortably.
>Lahm
Plays CM and has done for about 5 years now. used to be a RB, not a LB. Keep up.
>Rodriguez
Again, who?
>
>>64416477
>I'm 26
>>64416460
has Van Gaal won the premier league? Has Van Gaal qualified for the last 16 of the CL? does Van Gaal refrain from acting like an utter cunt-trumpet?
none of the above.
>>64416490
Again, you're going to have to be clearer.
Fair play to him standing up to the media, but his football is still shit
>>64416477
>26
>still on 4chan
ouch. that must sting a little bit when you read it back
>>64416468
Better than Kurzawa. Rodriguez is good but could be overrated. Lahm is not really a LB but is better. Alaba is better.
>>64416502
The average age here is about 28. Think you must be lost. This isn't /b/ lad.
>>64416477
>>64416489
>Kurzawa & Rodriguez
>Literally who?
>Lahm never played LB
Kek. Confirmed for bait.
>>64416512
>The average age here is about 28
>>64416489
>Rodriquez
>Again, who?
The LB on the team that knocked Manure out of the CL after spending 350 million.
British journalism is a cesspool. What else is new?
He gave them a bone by walking out.
>>64416503
>Alaba is better
Based on what exactly?
Shaw is far better defensively, better at tackling, better at marking his man and not getting lost by him. Better going forward, faster, better dribbler and better ball control.
I really don't see how Alaba is better in anyway other than being big and black and therefore more 'physical' and powerful in terms of shielding the ball etc.
Shaw is obviously a better crosser of the ball too, it's his key skill IMO.
>>64415953
by bottling it and walking out he only rekt himself
he looks weaker than ever
>>64416523
PSV?
Didn't realise they spent that much. On who?
>>64415420
http://www.nrc.nl/nieuws/2014/05/21/british-journalists-follow-these-ten-rules-for-interviewing-louis-van-gaal
>>64416541
No, he looked very much in control. Totally showed the media up and beat them at their own game; PR.
You're a bit stupid t.b.h
We can use the crack up meme, but remember /sp/ is always wrong. He won that.
He's basically said fuck you, I'm the boss here and there's nothing you can do about it. To the fans as well as the press. The players will try and back him up, the fans will shut up for a couple of weeks.
>>64416512
>he average age here is about 28
>>64416536
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHdl5CvGFjM
2:25 and 3:49. Truly world class at marking his man and not getting lost by him
>>64416572
Yep, no way the papers are going to be plastered with more rumors tomorrow and headlines about him cracking up..
>>64416590
>2 examples
wowit'sfuckingnothing.jpg
Could pull up 20 for Alaba if I had the time or the inclination.
Didn't even watch btw, but I'm sure there was more to it than Shaw's marking. Probably other players and factors at fault.
>>64416613
Who gives a shit what the papers say?
>>64416613
>and there's nothing you can do about it
Of course they will, but once you accept that, so fucking what? They can't beat him up, or put a contract out on him. Or sack him.
>>64416622
You were doing so well
>>64416631
Clearly LVG does as he's buckling under the pressure.
>>64416587
I'd say 25-26, since most people have been on 4honk for about 5-6 years at this point
>>64415995
>actually defending van laal
Wew lad
>>64416631
van Gaal looked pretty concerned with their opinion
>>64415420
is he autistic?
>>64416637
No idea what this is supposed to mean.
I've watched enough football to know what makes a great LB. I've seen enough of Shaw and Alaba and to me it's clear as day that Shaw is superior.
I think people need to stop basing their ratings on players on what club they play for.
>Pique
>Puyol
Exact same situation. Hailed as defensive gods because they happened to play for Barcelona. Reality was that Johnny Evans was better than both of them.
That and FIFA/FM ratings. It seems most here seem to conform to computer game ratings when they discuss players. Oddly similar...
>>64416631
>"What do you think that happens with my wife or with my kids or with my grandchildren or with the fans of Manchester United or my friends? What do you think?"
>>64416384
...because of the manager.
Also
>flacco
>>64416649
He is? How do you know?
Today I saw him calmly and cooly destroy the entire British media without raising his voice or rambling at all. He was concise and made jokes. He offered them wine and mince pies. He absolutely fucking bossed them. Made it clear who was in charge and who holds all the power.
>>64416670
They said he was sacked, not that his team were shit and he's a mong. He was complaining about that.
>>64416666
I showed you one game that was lost strictly because Shaw was WAY out of position two times, resulting in two goals.
Show me one recent example of Alaba costing Bayern a game like that
>>64416676
di Maria is hardly setting the world on fire in the shitty French SPL
Falcao was even worse under Mourinho
So yeah, no. Try again.
>>64416512
LMAO
Why are there ALWAYS two fags continuing an irrelevant and tedious side argument in every thread?
>>64416684
He said so himself. See: >>64416670
>Made it clear who was in charge and who holds all the power.
Yep, which is why he's having to go out there and try to intimidate the press. They're already tearing him to shreds on twitter. You'll see tomorrow in the papers that he couldn't have dont anything worse.
>>64416402
Meanwhile at Arsenal:
Coquelin out, Cazorla out, Sanchez out, Wilshere out, Welbeck out, Walcott just came back, Ramsey just came back, Debuchy now forever Diaby'd
>currently 2 points off top, 7 points ahead of United, and still in the CL
Now, was that 3-0 hammering Arsenal gave United before or after all these injuries...
>>64416692
Hoffenheim in August.
The next United manager learning from the best.
>"4-1 down to the mighty Stoke. This is when we bring Powell on, Giggseh"
>>64416701
Di Maria is goating it up in France actually.
>>64416512
My fucking sides.
>>64415543
this desu, can't watch it - almost unbearably sad.
>>64416503
>>64416590
>ignoring the fact that Alaba is 3 years older than Shaw
>>64416726
Bayern won that game and it was 1 mistake compared to two, also IIRC it was a misplaced pass rather than a positional mistake
>>64416713
He said it's unfair because it affects his family. He's absolutely 100% spot on and correct.
How the fuck is that evidence that he's "Cracking up"?
How about I come to your mothers house and put stones through her window? Then I'll set fire to her car and run away. See how your family likes it.
Will your reaction to that be "Cracking up under pressure"? No it won't. It'll be a normal, human reaction to something which should never have happened.
Use some common sense, Christ...
The press were cunts. LvG called them cunts and said this will not stand. Then he left. End of story.
>>64416067
>has never cracked,
>>64416741
The argument was about who is a better left back, not who has the most potential or who is going to be the better left back in 3 years
>>64416731
>goating it up in France
Like every other half decent player, in the only team that league has.
>>64416765
>that guy under his right arm
>>64416764
When did the press brick his house, anon? I've never seen a bigger LVG dickrider.
>>64416763
>The team won so the individual mistake doesn't matter
Fuck off, that's beyond retarded logic. I could pick 20 examples if I had the time or inclination. I could do the same for Shaw too. Makes no difference.
>>64416764
>guaranteed replies
>>64415420
>nobody has that feeling? nobody?
:(
![fax1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PtL6h8K.jpg "fax1[1].jpg")
>you have to stick by the fax
what did he mean by this?
>>64416782
>Not understanding a basic analogy
Why do I bother?
I'm not even a big fan of LvG, but today he acted like a boss and told the scumbag press to fuck right off.
I will respect ANY manager who sticks two fingers up to the British media. Any manager.
>>64416765
somebody post the gif of him shoving mouyes
They should've stayed with Moyes tbqhwya.
>>64416701
Tbh I'm excusing Falcao, you can't help a perma crock. Di maria has done just fine in 3 top European leagues though you absolute knob jockey, it was Van Laal's fault for not using him properly.
>>64416806
he means, wait until the club sack him and it's a fact before printing lies
wait for the facts
stick to the facts
don't be lying cunts
>>64416828
di Maria was fucking shit and couldn't beat an average, slow PL defender
how is it LvG's fault that he can't skin his man?
he's shit and has now found his level, bullying shit-tier defenders with no physical presence in a shit-tier league, one where PSG are about 30 points head of their 2nd place rivals at christmas i.e. a joke
i genuinely think the SPL is similar quality to the French league
>>64416502
It's cute how some people believe they're ever going to leave.
>>64416828
This. Di Maria had a fantastic start to his United career until Van Laal told him to stop ruining his philosophy by passing forward and running outside of his designated 10 sq meters
>>64416849
He was doing great at Real Madrid, great in September/October at United and now he's doing great at PSG. The only time in recent memory when he wasn't good was when van Gaal had the time to subdue his style with his philosophy
>>64416822
Who's this trouser arouser
>Van laal
>>64415449
>>64415420
lel
when things are going right hes all smiles and happy
when things are going shit hes getting angry and frustrated and turns into a giant baby. we dutch knows his operadus modi. you brits eventually will experience it.
when you make bank like that and you have responsibilities like that you cant just walk away, even if the questions are fucking retarded, which to be fair they usually are, sports media are fucking demons
>>64416067
I don't think the media appreciate how much shit Wenger has put up from them over the years and still has a more or less decent relationship with them. When eventually retires/dies, I think they'll finally realize.
>he deserves to be insulted
>WOW WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS FOR DEFENDING HIMSELF?
How can people still act like this after the shit we've just seen with Chelsea? Players just refuse to perform until a coach is gone. Why even bother to blame coaches nowadays? Its almost always the players being worthless trash.
>>64416957
because it's the job of the coach to manage the players
>>64416975
>I blame the coach for the players acting like 12 year olds throwing a tantrum
What you should do in that case is cut the salary of these imbeciles in half so they stop acting like entitled brats.
>>64416810
>not understanding an easy question against your dumb analogy
just read through this thread....damn....ABUs got wrecked hard....almost feel sorry for them....they should know better...
>>64416994
man management is an incredibly important side of managing a football club
and you can't cut their pay because they have contracts mate
>>64416994
How did acting like a 12 year old always end up with a manager like Ferguson? A good coach should keep his players in line
>>64416994
>I blame the coach for the players acting like 12 year olds throwing a tantrum
Well if you can't control your players then why should you be called a "manager"
>>64415420
Everyone hates the British media, it's shit and these "journalists" are pretty cuntish
Feel for the guy there, his tactics just don't seem to be working but as he said, he's trying
>>64415995
>http://www.transferleague.co.uk/premier-league-last-five-seasons/transfer-league-tables/premier-league-table-last-five-seasons
Who gives a fuck about the last "20 years" when for the majority of those years money wasn't really thrown around.
End of the day, over the last 5 years only city has spent more than you (only 30m). 440 fucking million mate and very little to show for it.
![GL17C1A_2015[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8zm68Uk.jpg "GL17C1A_2015[1].jpg")
>>64416056
>What if every paper reported that David Cameron has resigned? Or that BP have folded?
LVG BTFO
>>64418584
Rekt kek
>>64418584
10/10 banter. van Laal on suicide watch
>>64418584
REKT
E
K
T
Loving how United "fans" unironically want Mourinho to take over kek
They are willing to accept "Mr. Chelsea" not because of his playstyle or management skills, but because he has a reputation of winning
United "fans" go on about the "United way" of attacking football and playing youth, but under Mourinho that would essentially be all over
Fuck Paki's and Indians are a fickle and fair weathered bunch, next thing they'll be eying up Wonga after they fire Mourinho
United are too far gone, they are literally the new Liverpool
kek
KEK
K E K
>>64418584
Brutal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z50MLy2Wp4Q
>>64415556
Seriously, what is up with his fucking speech impediment
>>64418584
Pooie van lel on pooicide watch
Name one manager who turned on the British media and turned into a success.
He's just put the final nail in his own coffin
>>64418856
To be fair the guy already speaks like 6 languages
>>64418896
Wenger
>>64415614
>>64416377
Who cares?, it isn't like hes a model or a woman. If you're a man,nobody cares if you're bald.
>>64418896
Fergie had some news outlets banned for years.
>>64415420
he's got that moyes sadness
>>64418992
Imagine if Moyes went back to Utd in some mad twist.
>>64416384
>Alexis Sanchez
>£35 million
>>64418896
Ferguson lel
>>64416067
>has never cracked
>>64416815
is this it?
>>64418584
absolutely scathing
>>64415881
Poch has the best idea with the translator, press just werent arsed with it
>>64418584
Fucking savage
Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzy2dgEUOhY
>boo hoo hoo why are you so mean?! MOOOOOOOM
Fuck this guy.
>>64416067
I feel like Wenger managed in the wrong era. Modern football is brutal and allows very little in the way of team building unless you are a top dog poaching everyone's players and inflating/influencing the market.
If he'd managed in the 70s or 80s no doubt he'd be one of the most decorated managers ever.
>>64419293
mou is such a pussy desu
>>64418896
hell I'm american and know that Fergie fucked with the British media all the time.
>>64418896
Fergie rekt them.
>>64415760
Unfortunately Man U fans will take boring football if it brings results
>>64416712
because without that internet messageboards wouldn't exist?
>>64419566
>>64419583
he didn't turn on them, he practically owned them
every journalist sucked up to him in fear of losing access to the biggest club in the country
>>64418584
Ok yuros, I know nothing about divegrass or anybody involved, but this seems fun
So redpill me on this guy and his circumstance and why he's so butthurt so I can laugh at him too.
>>64419817
Lurk more
What part of Salford as all you lads from?
Oh wait, lemme guess.
You "support" Untied because your uncle's-sister's-son's-cousin's-teachers-dad's-mailman is a season ticket holder so supporting United is just in practically in the family right?
And you are totally not a gloryhunting bandwagoner because you drove on M60 once and you plan on moving to Manchester once your council house exchange from Blackpool gets approved?
>>64418584
damn
even we never go that hard
>>64418915
what are they
>>64420508
I told you I am ABU
>>64418856
Dutch accent
I consider American accent to be a speech impediment as well.
>>64421092
good lad
>>64415449
Obviously Mourinho has his job.
>>64419293
wenger is apparently quite imposing in person, being so tall. I wouldn't want to fuck with him desu
>>64421618
what do you think he presses?
>>64418584
BTFO
the uk really does have the best papers
>>64416346
>Shaw is already the best LB
> £60 million for him.
>Martial - Try £100 million
>Hello Mr.Van Gaal, Richard Wintinkiston for The Sun. Your results are shit, are you affraid of being sacked soon?
>We know how things work in football, if you don't perform you can loose your job. But I'm full of confidence and I just can keep working until results come.
And that's it. All that drama that Van Gaal needs with the press is stupid and it's all his fault. Obviously press is rubbish, but if we can accept that I don't understand why he can't.
>>64416079
Actually they did. Lost to barca.
>>64418441
why is Obongo in a wheelchair, though?
>>64421654
About 30 kilos
This is my first time to use this
R E K T
>>64415579
those titties on the left one
HNNNGGGG
>>64415556
kek'd
>>64415880
>you have to stick by the facts
>>64424916
I know right, go PSV.
>>64415420
I'm a Liverpool fan and I think he's an amazing manager. I still remember that Ajax team, they played the best football I've ever seen and would annihilate Pep's Barca. I don't know why it isn't working for him at Manure but I fear that given time he will turn them into treble winners. I just hope he gets sacked before he does.
>>64421654
THANK YOU HUNGRY SKELETON
>>64416346
lol
